Is it kino? Is it ludo?
Neither? Both?

Vague deep shit people will misinterpret as kino or cinema.

>>713801525
kino is the term intelligent people use. cinema is for retarded normies.

>>713801401 (OP)
It feels like Twin Peaks season 2 there’s a gay villain, and many scenes seem like they were directed by someone other than Kojima. Overall, it comes across more like a parody than something serious or enigmatic.

>>713801401 (OP)
I don't give a shit about the gameplay. I only care about the story. So I played this shit like half way through and then I watched the movie on youtube.

When I got to delivering pizza I just checked out. I understand that in the first game everyone didn't know shit but now they just be teleporting people around but you can't teleport a god damn pizza nigger ?

Fuck off.

>>713801401 (OP)
Almost every cutscene tries too hard to be some sort of very dramatic Netflix TV show, rather than a big-budget blockbuster with action and giant monsters. If you like generic TV shows where friendship wins, maybe you’ll like it. But if you want to see an expansion of MGS 4 and 5 combined, you’ll be very disappointed. Unfortunately, Kojima is too old to make something as epic and cool as he used to.

>>713801401 (OP)
It's so pretentious

>>713801401 (OP)
it's console exclusive

>>713801401 (OP)
>Today: a steaming pile of shit
>A couple of years or so: masterpiece, kojima-gojira is the dalai lama of La Creatividad™

This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

>>713801401 (OP)
>Is it kino?
>Is it ludo?
I don't speak zoomer. Someone translate please.

>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Camera invented by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima

>>713801401 (OP)
Normal feels too easy. Contemplating on starting over on Brutal.

It's fake kino.
Kojima has always been a mediocre director. He doesn't really understand directing.

>>713804297
It's not zoomer speak. It's retard speak.

>DS1: Skip walking with zipline
>DS2: Skip game
OH NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES

>>713804398
You can never trust normal these days.... it's stealth easy.

You did discover the hidden theme of death stranding right anon?

>>713804142
>he's a three bit fruity
Take your meds.

>>713804680
I had no idea the Japs were able to stretch and bullshit interpretations to the point of comedy like any western 34 year old female college professor saying Hamlet is trans

>>713801401 (OP)
Bino.

>>713801401 (OP)
It's a moviegame and not even a good one

So what's the difference between Normal and Brutal? Feels like picking Normal was a mistake.

>>713807545
You can change difficulty at any time, you woule have known this if your ADHD tiktok brained zoomer ass wouldn't have skipped the goddamn text.

>>713807758
True but asking a fellow Anon is faster than testing everything myself. If the differences are massive I'm going to start over. Playing baby mode for the first 10 hours will make my playthrough feel tainted.

I'm so fucking tired of seeing Norman Reedus kiss this gross goddamn baby

>>713801401 (OP)
Gay and retarded nonsense for pseuds.
Kojima needs a writer and a corporate team of tard wraglers.

>>713808079
Ssssshhh

>>713801401 (OP)
I'd be curious to see how it sells. It's only on PS5 for now, and only people who played the first one and liked it would get it. That can't be a lot of people.

>>713801578
Kino and cinema are terms retards use when they think they see soul but there's none to be found