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Anonymous No.713801401 >>713802719 >>713802851 >>713803251 >>713803367 >>713803443 >>713804078 >>713804297 >>713804398 >>713805304 >>713805334 >>713808195 >>713808578
So...?
Is it kino? Is it ludo?
Neither? Both?
Anonymous No.713801525 >>713801578
Vague deep shit people will misinterpret as kino or cinema.
Anonymous No.713801578 >>713808783
>>713801525
kino is the term intelligent people use. cinema is for retarded normies.
Anonymous No.713802719
>>713801401 (OP)
It feels like Twin Peaks season 2 thereโ€™s a gay villain, and many scenes seem like they were directed by someone other than Kojima. Overall, it comes across more like a parody than something serious or enigmatic.
Anonymous No.713802851
>>713801401 (OP)
I don't give a shit about the gameplay. I only care about the story. So I played this shit like half way through and then I watched the movie on youtube.

When I got to delivering pizza I just checked out. I understand that in the first game everyone didn't know shit but now they just be teleporting people around but you can't teleport a god damn pizza nigger ?

Fuck off.
Anonymous No.713803251
>>713801401 (OP)
Almost every cutscene tries too hard to be some sort of very dramatic Netflix TV show, rather than a big-budget blockbuster with action and giant monsters. If you like generic TV shows where friendship wins, maybe youโ€™ll like it. But if you want to see an expansion of MGS 4 and 5 combined, youโ€™ll be very disappointed. Unfortunately, Kojima is too old to make something as epic and cool as he used to.
Anonymous No.713803367
>>713801401 (OP)
It's so pretentious
Anonymous No.713803443
>>713801401 (OP)
it's console exclusive
Anonymous No.713804078
>>713801401 (OP)
>Today: a steaming pile of shit
>A couple of years or so: masterpiece, kojima-gojira is the dalai lama of La Creatividadโ„ข
Anonymous No.713804142 >>713804724
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
Anonymous No.713804218
2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win
Anonymous No.713804297 >>713804435
>>713801401 (OP)
>Is it kino?
>Is it ludo?
I don't speak zoomer. Someone translate please.
Anonymous No.713804331
>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Camera invented by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
Anonymous No.713804398 >>713804517
>>713801401 (OP)
Normal feels too easy. Contemplating on starting over on Brutal.
Anonymous No.713804431
It's fake kino.
Kojima has always been a mediocre director. He doesn't really understand directing.
Anonymous No.713804435
>>713804297
It's not zoomer speak. It's retard speak.
Anonymous No.713804515
>DS1: Skip walking with zipline
>DS2: Skip game
OH NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES
Anonymous No.713804517
>>713804398
You can never trust normal these days.... it's stealth easy.
Anonymous No.713804680 >>713805257
You did discover the hidden theme of death stranding right anon?
Anonymous No.713804724
>>713804142
>he's a three bit fruity
Take your meds.
Anonymous No.713805257
>>713804680
I had no idea the Japs were able to stretch and bullshit interpretations to the point of comedy like any western 34 year old female college professor saying Hamlet is trans
Anonymous No.713805304
>>713801401 (OP)
Bino.
Anonymous No.713805334
>>713801401 (OP)
It's a moviegame and not even a good one
Anonymous No.713807545 >>713807758
So what's the difference between Normal and Brutal? Feels like picking Normal was a mistake.
Anonymous No.713807758 >>713807886
>>713807545
You can change difficulty at any time, you woule have known this if your ADHD tiktok brained zoomer ass wouldn't have skipped the goddamn text.
Anonymous No.713807886
>>713807758
True but asking a fellow Anon is faster than testing everything myself. If the differences are massive I'm going to start over. Playing baby mode for the first 10 hours will make my playthrough feel tainted.
Anonymous No.713808079 >>713808221
I'm so fucking tired of seeing Norman Reedus kiss this gross goddamn baby
Anonymous No.713808195
>>713801401 (OP)
Gay and retarded nonsense for pseuds.
Kojima needs a writer and a corporate team of tard wraglers.
Anonymous No.713808221
>>713808079
Ssssshhh
Anonymous No.713808578
>>713801401 (OP)
I'd be curious to see how it sells. It's only on PS5 for now, and only people who played the first one and liked it would get it. That can't be a lot of people.
Anonymous No.713808783
>>713801578
Kino and cinema are terms retards use when they think they see soul but there's none to be found