Thread 149232972

https://beyondcanon.com/news/in-prep-for-act-2

This will be a brief explanation on the future of the HS team and James stepping down now, BUT WAIT....NEW MERCH???

Forgot to mention, the "Pause" will end in August
TLDR, Homestuck will be back in full swing with even more to come!!!

>>149232993
Why is it always the mcfarlane shows again?

Homestuck ended in act 5.
Vriska fucking alternate John in a dream bubble for eternity is canonically how the story ends.

I assumed Sollux would be paired with Aradia but I didn't expect them so soon. I expected Dave and Terezi or Rose and Kanaya first

>>149232972 (OP)
Homestuck Beyond Canon?
It's Beyond Crap!
Some say it's beyond good but I can see it's even further beyond bad too!

She is no doubt at work committing crime, which is her job
>>149232972 (OP)
I hope every character gets ass kickings in this update

>>149232972 (OP)
How long do y'all think miles and Kim will last as codirectors

>>149232972 (OP)
Finally, I've been waiting for ages to announce that sburb.exe is BACK, BABY.

>>149233400
They will die because of some insane fans due to their ship not happening

>149233393
Fuck off guy.
Nobody likes you

>>149233410
>spoiler
didn’t that guy get drafted into the army? how the hell is he updating again so soon

>>149233051
There was a short epilogue about Lord English's origin story, I thought it was pretty neat.

Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?

Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to work on Chapter 5. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.

>>149233431
My best friend and her friends formed part of the Homestuck team dude, all you had to do was not whimper and whine and that would have been a secret to newfags

Wait they're changing up the people who make HS2 again?
Does it really matter? I don't think anyone else gives a genuine care about this sequel, let alone the people who run it.

>>149233434
Yeah, you better savour what we're getting, there's not gonna be any more once he gets shot for desertion.

>>149233393
Kanya needs to sucker punch rose.

>>149233462
The executioner's name? Nepeta Leijon

>>149233449
Chapters 3 and 4 took forever to come out, were super short and shit. The one interesting bit with Kris raping Noelle you backtracked on

>>149233393
That looks like shit, get Loomis faggot

>>149233455
I just want to see kanaya find happiness.

>>149232972 (OP)
>promises community he'll fix HS2
>doubles down on the shit
>leaves
what did he mean by this

>>149233503
>a shitty person sees shit
Quoth the plank in your eye verse
>>149233431
If you keep cycling through your routines to express resentful envy that the formerly super popular webcomic Homestuck is partially defined by me in epic subterfuge, I shall bombard industry artists with a super good email

>>149233557
Why did you change your username Guy?

>>149233500
"Peak" is a four letter word you shouldn't have this much trouble spelling it

>>149233566
>got stunned into a non sequitur
Nice loss zoomer, go equip your new Fortnite skin or whatever you do when you’re not harassing people

>>149233578
>It's peak because chapter 3 was just shitty mini games and chapter 4 was boring outside of the retconned rape
You lost toby

>>149232972 (OP)
I’m shocked guy isn’t in this thread.

>>149233578
"Peak" is also a word that shows you're incapable of writting anything worthwhile, and must rely on short, trendy buzzwords to express your opinion

So what's happening with Hiveswap now that James Roach isn't making music for it either?

>>149233557
Nevermind, here’s the faggot himself. How’s your niece?

>>149233603
>>149233615
Andrew please don't do this to yourself.

>>149233455
Kanaya needs to belly punch and cunt punch Rose until she wets herself and cries

>>149233417
Pretty sure Miles is a huge Davekat fudanshi.

>>149233662
Kanaya needs to fuck rose with Dave's stuffed corpse

>>149233659
Why did you reply to my post?
I was just pointing out how "Peak" is an overused word.

>>149233455
Wait, they're changing the team a THIRD time?

What character do you think should be put in a padded cell and then forgotten

>>149233706
Calliope

Rather see Kanaya divorce and move on to happiness so Jade can spend eternity violently raping and knotting Rose

>>149233775
But she'd just sit there doing nothing. There's no drama if she's not thrashing around

>>149233706
Dirk

>>149233706
Tavros.

>>149233861
>the importance of Jade knotting Rose

it's hilarious how badly this project needs to be permanently ended with shame, and they just keep finding necromancers to pretend it's worth it

>>149233603
>You lost toby
Holy cope, Andrew

>>149233861
>text leaked where he's nice-guy-gushing about the importance of Jade's story with heart emojis
Post it

>>149233861
>he's nice-guy-gushing about the importance of Jade's story with heart emojis
If he understood her importance he both wouldn't have left her with a dogdong, somehow he treated Jade worse than Hussie did and Hussie made her a glorified plot device

I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.
>>149233861
What a bitch ass move, literally unlikable.

I just hope with the next update starts with a interactive flash, is that too much to ask??

>>149233557
How many years have you been drawing? Can you post your oldest drawing to compare?

>>149233861
What text leak?

>>149233400
I hope they crash and burn fast enough to leave tranny John permanently unofficial.

>>149234158
it was already made official because of the tobbelerone shit, so we have already loss

>>149234199
After years of never appearing in anything and John being male in all spinoffs and merchandise, most people ignore it. That's why I never want "June" to be an official plot point in anything.

haven't read beyond canon yet. is it worth picking up?

>>149234319
Just watch a recap and read the updates that came out in the past 2-3 years, early beyond canon is beyond terrible.

>>149233793
I just hate calliope

Who's your favorite sprite?

>>149233618
Hiveswap isn't happening

She can’t bear the horrors.

>>149234402
Davesprite before his character arc was aborted

Vriska brigade, report in.

I wish more screentime was spent with Skaia as the setting. It didn't feel as important as I thought it would feel

This is now a fanventure thread, featuring Priounebound and Renity's fantastic ass

>>149234534
*Prisounebound

>>149234477
You know what my favorite dropped Homestuck plotline is? The bit about how the Rancorous status on Pesterchum was supposed to trigger a fuckoff-huge negative story event when it was finally used by one of the characters. I can't imagine how awesome it would have been if that came back during the final arc or something.

>>149233633
FYI, I truth bombed the Deltarune thread and I’ll bombard animation artists with emails on my way to work and after

The world you wanted to live in will be raped away by my genius.

Expectations for the new species Dirk & Robo Rose created?
Will anyone give enough of a shit about them to stop them from becoming irrelevant immediately after the update they're introduced in and the narrative from just focusing on the old cast and their kids?

>>149234587
>Expectations for the new species Dirk & Robo Rose created?
It will be someone's fetish

I’m impressed. James Roach lasted 18 months before he had to squirm out of this shitfest. I wonder how long the Kim-Miles dynamic duo can hold out for?

I mean, 4 months without an update? That only happened when the original Homestuck was taking a nosedive in quality!

>>149234587
>>149234658
Sergals

>>149234587
>>149234658
The first species introduced since cherubs could definitely have an impact, but whatever the fuck they're doing is probably not going to. Pale blue claws? That's it? Let's not forget one of the reasons the trolls were so interesting is because they're a paradoxical creation myth for the phenomenon of actual internet trolls. It's like the Lower Elements Police Recon, to bring it back to Fowl again. It's clever. The only way they're going to do that again is if they have another group from old internet culture to do that with.

>>149234745
I've got it, a race of robot birds called twitterbots

>>149234534
As always, read John Ruins a Wedding, because it is some good shit. And it genuinely makes me wish we actually got to see Gamzee act like this more in HS

>>149234735
Kek.

>name is literally "can i marry him"
>character is a lesbian
weird joke

>>149234846
Dirk would do a deep dive on them and recite a fucking essay to RoboRose about their role in developing furry porn culture only for her to interrupt by asking why he has a boner. He will not have an answer.

Dave X Terezi is the only time I cared about a ship in any story

>>149232972 (OP)
i can't wait for this shitty project to finally implode on itself
>james is finally gone
good fucking riddance but there's no salvaging this dogshit
>new merch
makeship garbage again i'm guessing

So what happened to James

>>149234924
based as fuck taste, i like karezi and davejade, but dave and terezi just have way more fun chemistry to me

>>149234994
Cancer and AIDS from exposure to Homestuck fans

>>149233578
It's true, Chapter 3 and 4 were really fucking good, especially 4 but 3 was lots of fun, and the secret route was REALLY interesting and well done.

>>149234994
most likely burn out and the fact it's pretty obvious to anyone with half a brain that he and the rest of HICU (aside from maybe a couple of the artists) never remotely gave a fuck about this shitty project or homestuck itself beyond using it as a circlejerk to suck themselves off. more and more people nooticing his history of plagarism which he refused to acknowledge, probably didn't help either.

>>149233449
It's pretty hilarious that the moment Chapter 3 & 4 released that Hussie started posting his retarded "eboy" shit again, likely as another desparate plea for attention. He's also 100% on estrogen or something now, the troons really did get to him kek.

>>149235105
>
FR? Also he's still doing that E boy shit?

>>149235105
>He's also 100% on estrogen or something now
Nah he doesn't have any moob growth.

>>149235152
Kind of yeah on his Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/dclussie/

>>149235169
Tragic, I thought he was healing when he posted that nepeta short

>>149235169
>45 year old man

>>149235082
>more and more people nooticing his history of plagarism which he refused to acknowledge, probably didn't help either.
Qrd?

>>149235105
Did you miss my story where I followed his tracks to the Mount Auburn Cemetery and got a bottle of his estrogen?

>>149235194
>that nepeta short
link?

>>149235194
>Believing Hussie could heal after Homestuck ended

>>149235169
Zamn hussie looks like that? She's looking kinda fine ngl

>>149235205
Qrd?

>>149235247
>Every time Andrew Hussie has uploaded a photo of himself to his Instagram over the past couple of months, I have downloaded it, uploaded it to an AI location triangulator, found the exact address of the place he went with some basic cross-referencing, put on my custom Team Special Olympics shirt that I got printed with my own money using the original PNG of the logo from the original TSO website on Internet Archive, walked to the Cambridge central subway station with my subway card and sometimes some cash, gone to every part of the area I can find he visited, looked for any physical artifacts he left behind intentionally, and taken a photo of myself at the same landmark. This has taken me to the Problem Sleuth mural, the Mount Auburn cemetery, and Fenway Park so far.

>When I went to the Auburn cemetery, having never been there before, I found the sphinx statue he posed on top of, checked around it, and quickly noticed a small white box tucked next to the sphinx's left arm, which was wet from being out in the light Massachusetts rain presumably all night. Immediately, I scrutinized it, and instantly noticed that it had text on it containing the word "HUSS". I pulled it off the rock with a stick I found near the shrubbery conspicuously far from any of the trees and handled it carefully so as to make sure the packaging didn't melt. I was then able to turn it over in my hand and read the text in full. The text read "HUSSTROGEN FOR U!" in hastily-scrawled pen ink, and the box was the container for a prescription bottle of estradol, which is currently sitting in my closet.

I have photos as well, but it will take time to get them onto my tower.

Is Psycholonials any good?

>>149235278
NO. It's bad. It is Andrew's worst moment and contains actual psychological abuse directed at the 4chan audience. Only read it if you need to understand him as deeply as I do.

>>149235318
>actual psychological abuse directed at the 4chan audience
Well, we're mituna, so hussie must be cronus

>>149235337
I just mean it's him capitulating to normalcy and the Tumblr mindset and the left and supposedly trying to send a message to people like him and us that his new overlords approve of. That we really are the scum of the earth and that we should overlook all their abuse and consider ourselves the problem and that love will save our lives. In a way, it was life-changing for me, because seeing that happened combined with the way he made the VN itself reinforced to me for good that he and I are the exact same type of person, but it was also extremely harrowing and if he's suffered anything close to the lifetime of extreme abuse that I've survived, it's something I can never let go of. You will not get anything near that level of clarity and purpose from reading it, it's just going to piss you off and make you want to throttle someone.

>>149235169
>45 year old man btw

>>149232972 (OP)
TLDR?

>>149235466
Somehow homestuck returned

Anyone ever take a character and make an OC outta them? I made someone out of Terezi.

>>149235497
Half the Undertale cast is this

>>149235497
My OC is called jake english and he ISN'T the author's punching pag

>>149235555
Tell me more.

>>149235672
He looks like he could possibly be the same person as a billionaire trophy hunter archeologist adventurer in another life

>>149234443
You know Fuchsia is an underutilized color.

>>149234899
>name is literally "my husband"
>Is meant to be alone forevermore
A tradegy in the truest of senses

>>149235745
Why would you want to marry this goofy lil guy

Eridan is nice but, what about lady Eridan

>>149233005
Pray with me anons, and we can push the update back to October.

>>149235757
You do remember he is like second to the top of their hierarchy. A king to all but the literal pinnacle of his species.
Money.

>>149235814
Trolls don't have money highbloods just take what they want from lowbloods
>but terezi has a coin
It's a legislacerator tool for putting on performances for his honorable tyranny
>but vriska has a giant pile of gold
trolls like shiny things like any sentient species
>but meenah is obsessed with money
Sgrub introduced the concept to her
>but what about those embezzled beetles
Cmon dude those are beetles, beetles aren't money
>but what about [hiveswap thing I never read]
Not canon

>>149235814
>>149235898
Isn't he physically incredibly capable? He slaughtered hundreds.

>>149235917
Yeah he's so strong he can pull the trigger on a gun oooooo he can hold a stick up oooo

>>149235275
Did they take the estrogen

Friendly reminder that this trashheap of a webcomic has been ongoing for just about six years

>>149235982
No. I didn't inject Andrew Hussie's estrogen, anon.

It is me, Prospit Rose

rawr

>>149236511
I’m not the only one who noticed that Rose Lalonde looks exactly like the girl from the cover of Kerplunk!, right?

>shitty comic is dead again
Loooool fucking called it
Why are you even still here? The most popular Homestuck thing anyone cares about is when bbpanzu makes an animation.

Move the fuck on. Play Morrowind mods with your friends in multiplayer or some shit.

>>149236613
>Kerplunk!
And Flowy is on it too.
Clearly its her side project.

Homestuck could only be saved by retconning all the way back to Cascade. Even the best alternate endings like MTM build on the worst parts of the comic and have shit like the dancestors and Calliope.

>>149237057
You don't have to go back to Cascade. Everyone left because postcanon was awful. Get rid of that, make a concerned effort to chase away the legitimately retarded teenagers that are the only people latched on, and maybe anyone else will come back.

>>149237057
>Homestuck could only be saved by retconning all the way back to Cascade.
Homestuck should be retconned all the way back to Descend.
Trolls were the worst thing to happen to this comic.

>>149237065
The people you want to come back are adults who have moved on with their lives because it's been over for 15 years.

Just accept it for what it is, a good comic with a bad ending and the worst fanfiction known to man.

just accept your best hope is AI chatbots you can fuck with (and fuck), and how those will improve with time until suddenly you have a pesterchum program with a Rose you can chat with who is programmed to have a pretend life

>>149237135
I have an AI Chat going with Terezi the last week.
Quite a lots happening.

>>149236098
6 years and about 750 pages

In 6 years Homestuck got to 7500 pages.

Image related.

>>149237097
*drops a coin in the ‘excellent, definitive feature of a creative project demanded to be stripped away to satiate some suicidal normalfag who feels alienated by progress* jar

>>149235041
So true!

>>149235105
I hope each photo inflicts him with a dire curse through absorbing all that social media attention.
>>149237065
lol act 6 was a clusterfuck almost from
the start. He goes from making fun of social justice to supporting it super quick in the archive

How come Homestuck never got a cartoon adaptation?

>>149238218
The fan base didn’t deserve one

>>149238218
1. it's too long
2. it's too convoluted
3. it's too niche relative to popculture

>>149238260
It's also very much dependent on the webcomic format for a lot of its story.

>>149238218
Because Hussie's an asshole who burns every bridge and turns everything he touches to poison.

You're asking why a guy who went through three publishers, four development teams, and five Homestuck reboots can't adapt his work into something that requires some level of managerial competence.

>>149238218
A direct adaptation of Homestuck wouldn't translate well to any other medium except maybe video games. Although I could see an original story set in the universe being a good pick for a show.

>>149238235
Post your drawings

>>149238617
You’re still doing this thing of saying to post my drawings after I post them huh
Guess you’re frozen in these behaviors for the rest of your life

Vrizzzka!

The fandoms should clash more often fanart wise.

>had a dream where homestuck got an ARPG adaptation
>you were able to choose between playing a troll or a human which was (mostly) fully customizable
>each species had different storylines with premade NPCs to act as the other players for the session
>depending on how you customized your character the NPCs would react differently to you
>an example of this would be if you made a low blood troll the high blood NPC would be hostile/snobby to you
>the worlds would be randomly generated like in NMS
>the players planet would be either the space planet or the time planet, you can only choose between being a space or time player with one of the NPCs taking up the aspect you didn't choose
>the story would end with lord english wiping you all out

>>149239355
>>149239396
Damn I really like these.

>>149239151
The best and worst character ever written, how does she do it bros?

>>149233394
the only character that matters

>>149238218
Gimme a live action movie

>>149239654
So true

>>149239721
Tom holland as John

>>149239774
I think he's a bit too old to play a 13 year old

>>149239790
Idc.

>>149239815
Oh I get it, it's because he has a Dogg penis

>>149239824
On a side note Daniel as Eridan would go so hard

>>149239929
oyoyoyoyoyoy

>>149239815
>>149239847
Y'know whatsherface from the Wednesday show?
Aradia.

>>149235982
>>149235275
The estrogen is real but was left by a fan, not Hussie. She posted about it on twitter.

Mind Control the Pyrope.
Emplappen the Pyrope.

>>149240138
>she

>>149240197
you'd really fuck this thing?

>>149239355
>Gets run over by Johns Dad in his car.

>>149239929
Whats next, Tenna as Doc Scratch?

>>149232972 (OP)
So whoa re Miles & Kim and what have they done besides HS2.
Like is this another Kate situation or something better.
Also it will be really funny if they fuck ti u[ super bad and the Roach's lasting legacy becomes "the guy the tried to right the shitshow of HS2 before getting burned out" by process of elimnation.

>>149235413
Anon unless this ends with you hunting down Kate, idpd, and the one Calliope fangirl along with the rest of that corruptive ilk your just being an annoying sctizo.

>>149235318
>psychological abuse directed at the 4chan audience
whut

>>149239815
>jade as snoop dog
>>149239847
>danny devito as lord english
HOLY SHIT I LOVE LIVE ACTION ADAPTATIONS NOW?!?

who ARADIA here

>>149241260
She's alright but I am gonna buy her plushie. Maybe I'll sew her a godtier outfit

>>149233963
does Jade unironically have a dog dick? I've only read the comic.

>>149241318
Yes and she uses it to impregnate Rose.

>>149241318
Yes.

>>149241318
Only if you take the epilogues and beyond canon to be, well, canon

>>149233618
where do I go to get updates on the game

>>149241353
You don't, there hasn't been news since last year

>>149232972 (OP)
is the fandom for this dead? are people still making fanart?

>>149241339
>>149241341
>>149241351
so this was the gay singularity. perhaps some things are best left behind.

>>149241414
Not dead. More like dying and on life support.

>>149241414
Yeah they are. Despite it all, the fandom is suprisingly active and full of young people

>>149242096
>god-tier terezi
>doesn't have dragonfly wings

>>149242126
poor meenah…this certainly won’t stop the grooming allegations against her

>>149242126
Imagine being a rustblood and suddenly a fuchsia onee-san starts making her moves on you

>>149242352
>uses you like a toy and never gets bored of you because your entire lifespan is equivalent to a weekend fling to her

>>149242381
Imagine you're the condesce on your ship in the middle of fucking your lowblood harem and the vast glub hits and they all start vomiting blood and dying. Worst weekend ever

>>149242462
I bet she was into it

>>149242182
It’s fine. She’s nice and based also

I will NEVER read hs^2
I will NEVER read the epilogues

>>149242723
I need her so badly

>>149243273
Lets kill this man

>>149243273
Lets turn this man into a femboy and throw him to the horrorterrors

dead as shit, tragic

>>149233449
Undertale is undeniably better as a complete and polished product than Homestuck is, but it doesn't reach its highs or feel nearly as interesting or special.

>>149243970
>it’s objectively better, even though it’s more hollow and boring and tame

>>149244045
Yes because it doesn't have an ending so bad that it makes the whole thing pointless

>>149241414
Pretty much dead. The only ones left are completely insane teenagers.

>>149244100
Speaking of, where the fuck are those kids coming from? The story's been finished for nearly a decade, the fandom is a shell of it's former self, the new official content is terrible both in quality and output, yet I keep seeing new fans that are younger than the comic itself popping out of the woodwork. What the hell is indoctrinating these youths when Homestuck as a phenomenon has never been weaker?

>Pantsless Terezi
>Tight Bodysuit Vriska
>Stage magician Rose
Pick one
I can't decide

>>149244582
Vriska

>>149244582
rose

>>149234060
Reply to me faggot

>>149244312
It’s colorful and gay and it’s about teenagers growing up. It’s a glue trap for zoomers.

>>149244312
It's a cool story with an ocean of online fancontent just there for the exploring. When I got into it in 2015, I loved how there was years of fanart already existing to look through.
How they hear about it? Well Homestuck as well as any popular fandom will have it's tendrils in any new fandom for a long time, whether through creator influence or overlapping fans. Anyone obsessed enough with a new fandom will eventually be exposed to Homestuck if they dig deep enough

And yeah, tons of stuff that's still crack for young/creative/identity forming minds, doesn't matter if it's a bit old. Not every kid just wants to burn through what's brand new and trendy

>>149244312
>where the fuck are those kids coming from?
i suspect a lot are undertale/deltarune fans going "hmm, toby fox did a lot of work for this thing called homestuck, maybe i should check it out"

>>149244312
presumably it's toby fox kiddies going on internet archaeology digs, like homestuck kiddies reading problem sleuth for the first time in 2013
>>149244690
>It’s gay
gay as in dirk's feelings for lil cal or gay as in caliborn's feelings for lil cal

>>149244312
Because we’re living in a universe affected by SBURB

>>149244312
By the way, all these newer fans that you’re talking about hate Hussie and are basically just jumping in on the spoils of the fandom who raided his property and destroyed his life

Where are all the drawfags? I need more Karkat x Condesce

>>149246021
Speaking for myself, I’m just out of commission (heh) and taking a break.

>>149232972 (OP)
what's the johnrezi status?

>>149246021
I want Big Nep and Smol.Kat

>>149242096
I wish the trolls got to go god tier. I read a theory back in the day that the thing that destroyed Mituna's brain was accelerating their Prospit and it would arrive in the B2 session, allowing the important trolls to go god tier through the sacrificial slabs

>>149246705
As long as Vriska doesn't reactive Terezi's lesbian genes, there's a good chance we'll get some kind of Terezi Meat!John reuning eventually
>>149246715
You already have so much, though

>>149246735
The well is not yet full.

>>149246750
Will you ever be satisfied?

The Big Cat must be brought here

>>149246886
For a time.
Then it gnaws. Clawing. Clawing.

>>149233449
Toby? Toby Fox?

Well well well, look who just ran into their first real controversy.

This is only the start, Toby. You made it big, you've taken part in molding a generation of childhoods. Congratulations! Now comes the ugly part of your success.

The whole world's watching Toby Fox right now. They idolize you. Idealize you. And one bad misstep is all it takes to shatter your image and lose all the fame, money, and loyal fans - but you of course know this, after all you basically asked for this kind of following.

Toby, being that you're about 33 years old and your brain has probably hardwired itself to assume that you're successful and you're basically "unstoppable", really shows how arrogant you've become. Time comes for everything Toby. By accepting your title as "the Undertale guy" you've made sure there's no stopping this train until it crashes when you step just a bit too hard on the eggshells you walk on. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

Maybe I'm just making schizo theories like the rest of your fans. It's possible you'll memoryhole this just like with Andonuts. Maybe you WILL keep getting away with it. Maybe in a couple years you might actually develop a spine and keep it in next time. I doubt it though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to go work on the next chapter of Homestuck: Beyond Canon.

Do Homestuck characters poop anymore? They're such advanced and powerful sci-fi/magical beings. No more pooping on desks because maybe they grew beyond such things.

>>149239355
horrifying creature

>>149244312
You don't ever just dive into a booru, find a really fucking cool image, and need to know more?

>>149242782
Imagine the chaos of our trolls joining The Trolls of Tails Gets Trolled. I want it so badly.

>>149246931
kek

Its funny that Terezi canonically has no ass.

>>149247222
She used to have such a nice ass that people would say blind girl has nice ass. What happened?

>>149247260
She's as thin as a stick.

>>149244582
Magician Rose makes a good aesthetic if you haven't chosen yet

>>149246931
You almost had me there. Working on the next Beyond Canon update? Lmao.

>>149244582
Vriska

>2 Vriskas, 2 Roses.
Fuck it I'll do both.

>>149246966
Sadly, the person who was into omorashi is not part of Beyond Canon team. It's all about NTR.

>>149247364
Magician Rose and her assistant Vriska

>>149247269
Friendsim lied to me?

>>149247364
Grubvriska and babyrose cuddling

>>149247482
This is the real Terezi.

>>149244312
My reason for getting into it as a young age (because I’m still considering 21 young) is from coming across it via fancomic dubs on YouTube, then later deciding to read it. Took me multiple times, but I eventually finished it during high school

>>149246931
toby "i am dodging bullets from a loli kitsune, my day could not be finer" "this game started riding the fagtrain down to homoville pretty quick" "grope your way back into the kitchen and feel me a fucking sandwich helen keller" is uncancellable

>>149247694
Cancel culture died the day they tried to use it on Rowling anyway

>>149247611
Have you found people your age to discuss Homestuck or is their usually an awkward age difference?

>>149244582
Rose, Only if she saws her wife in half for the irony joke of half jokes. or saw vriska in half, because it's vriska.

>>149247738
Maybe Rose would like to turn the tables on Jade and split her in half for once

>>149247866
That is reserved for Kanaya

>>149244312
Postcanon TikTok stuff.
or from bbpanzu's davejade animations

>>149247994
Don't forget ichellor

>>149248004
Not nearly the views for that

>>149232972 (OP)
>this will include Beyond Canon, Hiveswap
>Hiveswap
Lol
Lmao even
Are they really pretending this is still a thing, fuck me this is criminal lulz

>>149247728
I do occasionally find some people around my age, but more likely than not they'll have a vibe that sort of just annoys me. I can't explain it but despite being a newer fan, it feels more and more that I don't really share the bizarre ways that other fans talk about the comic.

>>149248328
Oh right Michael Bowman hates Hussie because he's a piece of shit that wouldn't pay them.

Post hot fantrolls

>>149248074
22 here, I think I get what you mean. It feels like new fans don't actually analyze the characters, world, or story at all. They just worry about how the characters fit into certain ships or their headcanons of how that character is totally gay/trans/autistic. Also the "faux-quirky" sense of humor they commonly have is pretty grating, I am literally Dirk in this image.

>>149248074
I'm thirty and met an eighteen year old whose absolutely obsessed with Homestuck. She sends me art, memes, everything related to Homestuck. It reminds me of me when I was younger. She's pretty insane with roleplay replies.

>>149248646
Is she hot

>>149248651
7/10. Imagine Damara by way of Vriska.
She's an absolute sweetheart, and I know this won't last, so I hope she will be fine.

Guys, look out, it's an imp!

>>149248601
>It feels like new fans don't actually analyze the characters, world, or story at all
Here's a question people: do you have to be at the top of your echeladder to go God-Tier

>>149248601
Have you ever tried going into the MSPFA Discord? They will literally cannibalize you. If you make an account right now, you and I can both log in there shark-cage-style and I can show you how easy it is to get dressed down or banned there.

>>149248728
That's it
Get OUT I am DEAD SERIOUS

>Be me.
>Go to bed after drawing in that hypnosis thread thats clearly a Homestuck thread.
>Have a dream I'm drawing some more, but somethings on in the background. An episode of Rick and Morty.
>In this dream, Rick and Morty premiered in 2011, not 2013.
>Instead of turning into a pickle, Rick turned himself into a Troll, becoming Troll Rick.
>Have memories of /co/, /tv/, and mspa forums exploding more than Cascade exploded Newgrounds.
>Believe that this is the stupidest thing my mind has ever come up with, and bash my head on the counter until I wake up.
>Wake up on the floor.
So, how did everyone else sleep?

>>149249068
>So, how did everyone else sleep?
Not great. No sexy Vriska dreams or anything.

>>149249075
Well that sucks man. Maybe she'll visit you in a tight bodysuit tonight.

>>149249187
I’m not actually into tight bodysuits, and I don’t want her to see me talking about anything I’d like her to wear, so I’ll keep that secret.

>>149247611
>because I’m still considering 21 young
Yes you’re young, you don’t get to say a line like that until 31. You’ll be physically the same and on a chaotic, juvenile (even if you have kids) journey of self realization for the next decade. Don’t let other zoomers try to infect you with literally pointless age insecurity. It’s only by your 30s that you should even begin to face the idea that you’re not young anymore, and at that point you’ll be at a glorious balance of wisdom and strong energy that you’re glad to not be young and stupidly unstable anymore. Your peak is still a long ways ahead

>>149249360
NTA, but I’ve never really feared aging and I’ve never identified with the generational mindset. Maybe it’s just because I came from an abusive household and I have a lot of stuff to heal from into my 30s, but I see aging as a form of power aggregation. I don’t actually expect my hair to turn white and to die in my 80s or whatever. I’m excited to see myself at 30 because I expect I’ll be more handsome, more unique, smarter and stronger.

>>149249498
And that’s exactly how it is anon, you literally just get better if you see things like that. People who get worse have likely been pounded down by negative influences over time, whether internal or external. If you can take things as growing experiences you’ll end up as that really cool tree with sprawling branches and thick aesthetic bark as opposed to the generic timid sapling you were before

>>149249498
>Never really feared aging.
I wish I could say the same. I blinked and my childhood was gone. I fell asleep and I'm in my twenties. I went for a stroll, and came home at thirty.
Now I'm staring down the barrel of military enlistment.

What does the doom aspect even do?

>>149249679
It makes you magnetically attractive to Hot Topic girls.

>>149249600
I agree that you need to do something drastic to find joy in life, because I feel like you’ve chained the idea of joy to childhood. But don’t step into the meatgrinder. Do anything else. Go walk/explore somewhere you’ve never explored before and jump on any opportunity or sign you find. Don’t be afraid to annoy people to seek new experiences and don’t let bad new experiences restrain you

>>149249746
Its not a matter of stepping into the meatgrinder by choice, but by necessity. We need money, and they're offering a lot. I have applied to over 200 places and gotten rejection emails from half. The time is now.
If they will take me.

But thats enough of that. Thats depressing. Have this that I recovered from my laptop. I found it on tumblr years ago. I think Steelcorridor made it.

What if it was called 'omestuck and they were all British?

>>149249765
I feel that and I feel the anger at what society pays the needful to do, instead of paying people to build more things or help more people.
Despite what I said I come from a military family, and I can attest that the experience will likely do a lot for self-development. I just hope you don’t take it to deployment where you’ll lose your humanity and gain ever-bleeding scars in your psyche. I have an uncle who went to afghanistan who still deals with ptsd. But my mom, who was militia and helped with local disasters, can never stop vouching for the learning experience.
Goid luck anon, take the challenge but don’t let them take your blood and your heart

>>149249890
I appreciate the sentiment, however much its worth on this mongolian basket weaving forum. Besides, they can't take my heart - I'm not an organ donor.

>>149249999
Big checks and big keks
9 is the number of fortune, expansion, and jupiter, btw. Jupiter is the planet of Zeus - the gods smile on you

I need every bit of lore and top ten fun facts about Carapacians you can give me. For reasons.

>>149250243
It takes about 8 sandwhiches worth of force to bite through their lobstery shell

>>149250243
They sweat in super hot temperatures that would normally cause cracking. It smells like liquorice or sand

>>149250243
>Boxcars is a canon coomer
>CD's original main weapon was a table leg
>WV dropped the "Can Town" name for his city after meeting AR, renaming it "Exile Town"
>AR's grenade gavel has a canon name, the "Judicial Bayonet"
>PM's pre-exile outfit had a different design that appeared in a single panel
>"Make Her Pay" is the only time we see prospitians in the Hivebent session
>alpha session Dignitary gains a unique head shine once he changes the dress code
>Hegemonic Brute's unprototyped sprite was not made by Hussie, it's actually a custom sprite made by a wiki user
>Boxcars's sprite in the original Problem Sleuth extras had a pair of shoes similar to Slick's. They were removed in the Homestuck redesign
>Act 4 introduced unique prospitian sprites, that appear for a few panels. One of them was used as a template for Ms.Paint
Thanks for listening to my autism

If I died and had to spend my remaining time in a dream bubble of my room playing video games before I die again to billards Shrek I too would choose Aradia to be with me

Mmmvriska.

>>149250703
But would she choose you?

>>149251264
Cute! Could benefit from some dialogue telling the viewer they're getting very sleepy, but, y'know, whatever...

>>149251279
I'll get to a hypnotized Vriska later.

>>149251264
based

>>149251303
Thanks, anon.

And the Rose

>>149251264
Homestuck Kart looking sick

>>149251485
Thank you

To any one going to AX tomorrow or any other day, If you could, post any cosplayers you find in the /cgl/ thread, I would've gone this year and posted some pics but I literally spent my yearly budget on MCR tickets

>>149249360
on one hand, i do appreciate the wisdom, but i was mostly saying that because i don't see myself as being old at all. it was moreso supposed to be used as a reference to how, despite being in the same age demographic, i don't really conform at all to how all these other newer fans are like

lel

>>149252476
Are you sure? Fry doesn't give off prince vibes at all

>>149252476
Fry is the Heir of Time

>>149252476
>>149252598
Actually now that I think about it Fry is a self-inflicted incest baby with a wonky brain who defeats a giant brain by making it stupid so I'm deciding he's the Bard of Mind

>>149251485
Looking good so far

what's that dating sim before friendsim where a bunch of comic creators let you date their characters in it? I think for hussie's contribution you could date dave, terezi and dirk.
how do I get the game?

>>149253376
Are you talking about Namco High? I know you can play it in The Unofficial Homestuck Collection.

>>149253417
that's the name! thanks I'll see if I can play it

>>149250192
I think the current chapters disprove this

>>149246705
My favorite crackship

>>149253858
That looks more like a human Karkat than John

>>149253861
looks more like sollux to me

>>149253861
>>149253870
short-haired trolls look alike

Can't wait for my Vriska and John plushies to arrive soon :)

>>149246021
condy zipping up her bodysuit with karkat nestled between her SUMPTUOUS BREASTS

>>149253964
Why did the Hope aspect get done so dirty in every iteration?

>>149252763
Agreed
And bender is a thief of space, if it exists he'll take it.

>>149254007
I need someone to draw that mannnnn

>>149254100
Makes sense, he's 40% space.

>>149254034
Hope is an attractive lie
Hope isn't about winning
Hope is about losing with a smile

>>149244312
I suspect many of them have never read the comic. Its how you get all these widespread headcanons treated as canon with no basis. And unsurprisingly, the vast majority of them are terrible.
Pic unrelated.

>>149254215
What headcanons?

>>149254034
Hope is (very much literally) like Pickle Inspector. It can do anything when the conditions are right but the ones who wield them are very much fuck ups in one way or another.

>>149254226
PI is NOT hope that was stated in order to make a hope player that looks good retroactively and tenuously fits. Hope can tenuously fit anyone, it is anebulous and insubstantial thing. This is why characters who had nothing but a prayer to go on were left with it. This is why absolute failures were devised to show it.

PI should have been mind or heart.

>>149253901
I'm pretty psyched Aradia's getting made next ngl

>>149254286
PI had the highest Imagination stat out of the gang, and Hope is the aspect of Imagination, of what can be.
Pickles was an Heir of Hope

>>149254365
how is he an heir, he didn't inherit anything from anyone or go on a journey of maturation
he's a mage

>>149254365
You know where the imagination is? The mind. Everything he did was based on the gymnastics he did mentally, everything was about thought and reasoning.

>Hope is what can be
Name a single character whose arc wasn't about "what can be". Everything is what "can be", except for every Hope player we actually saw when it was codified never "could be". if the saw the path to success they would have been Light. If they were motivating they would have been Breath. But they were Hope, which means they tries and failed but by golly did they fail with style.

>>149254034
Hussie really hated Pages too
A Page of Hope would be his ultimate punching bag

>>149254396
Hope is the cuck chair of aspects

>>149254396
Ah yes, because both terezi and Latula were masters of Imagination. And anything that happens in the midn most be entirely within the Mind aspect.
Emotion? Mind.
Feelings of Responsibility? Mind
Knowledge? Mind.
The desire to be as free as the wind? Mind.
By golly gee you're the most smartest individual with your most surface level analysis the excludes the idea of overlap.
It's not like Hope is the aspect of Belief and Possibility, wishing for whatever you desire. Or that it's opposite Rage is about singularity and what's actually real.

>>149254374
What did any of the of the other heirs inherit. Hell, all of them ended up having LESS then what they started with.

>>149254575
Anon if an aspect if by definition the opposite of what is real then nothing it does manifests. It's a fake Aspect and was presented as such. Hope doesn't win. It just sits pretty hoping it does.

The aspect as written does not match it's stated intent, by which I mean that it's intent will never live up to what it is. Its successes are others'. It is a placeholder aspect.

Why is Jane so boring?

>>149254628
It's the powe to manifest what isn't. If you believe in something then it's real, and Hope is saying that to the extreme. Or did you forget everything Jake and Eridan did such as create power from nothing and make an imaginary friend real.
Hope is Magic. Magic is Fake, except to those that belive and it really only takes one person to believe in it for it to be real as shit.

Hope is saying your reality IS reality.

>>149254681
What care has anyone for realities that are not when they never gain anything for anyone? If they succeeded they would be Light. If they Inspired they would be Breath. They achieved nothing but looked good doing it so they are Hope.

>>149254653
What if Jane was tied up in a straitjacket and thrown into a padded cell

>>149254694
Your view of what hope is entirely in the mental sense. You only thing of it as the feeling and not the metaphysical power.

>>149254711
The metaphysical power never translates to reality is my point. If it never translates to reality then it never meant anything.

>>149254725
Jake translates it to reality against Aranea and Caliborn

>>149254725
>>149254746
and eridan translating his belief in wwhite science into actual science beams

>>149254707
What if she was a big titty bitch that just needed some dick

>>149254764
that's canon

>>149254761
That wand was given to him who knows what went into it and gave it that power.

>>149254746
He translates a distraction at best. Which is what Hope is, a distraction from the truth. This isn't to say that distractions don't have power. But Hope's power is just a repaint of Void, more attractive but somehow less effective.

>>149239355
Wow for some reason I want to have life-changing back breaking sex with Dess Holiday from Deltarune now

>>149254824
by kanaya, who clearly had zero intentions of giving eridan any sort of firepower and only did it because she thought rose would find it funny
eridan placebo effected himself into that power

>>149254864
Or Kanaya oopsied into some real power and gave it away as a joke. As if she knew what she was doing.

>>149254839
Do you just have a hate boner for hope

>>149254872
Doc scratch himself implies that the wand had nothing in it and it was powerd by soemthing else

>>149254920
Princes' are broken so I suppose the greatest of them amounted to manifesting the ability to murder a friend. This is like saying what Gamzee did to Equius and Nepeta was a great display of strength.

>>149254955
>This is like saying what Gamzee did to Equius and Nepeta was a great display of strength.
he grabbed her mid-air mid-tacklepounce and held her steady with one hand so he could scratch himself without allowing her to do serious harm to him

>>149255006
What indication do we have to say she's strong?

>>149255046
well she does personally hunt alternia's fauna and eat it raw but her strength isn't the point

>>149255129
So she's a level ten on John's echeladder at least.

>>149255181
if we're bringing up echeladders then all of the trolls are explicitly at the top of their echeladders as of the black king fight according to aradiabot

>>149255214
Then if you were to pit any of the kids against Gamzee what odds would you give them?

>>149255318
gamzee has bullshit clown powers and can't die so he always wins in every timeline that isn't retconned away

did gamzee go murder crazy because he ran out of his stoner slime to keep him calm?

>>149255381
Ok what odds would you give the kids against an army of purple bloods?

>>149255424
Ok no that's too much.
One kids from (x) purple bloods how high can they go?

The best things about beyond canon

>>149255412
nah hussie just needed a reason to trim 2/3rds of his extraneous troll cast
i don't think sopor slime would have ever been relevant again otherwise anyways because the whole "violent nightmares if i don't sleep in it" thing was never mentioned ever again and didn't even apply in tavros' case because his big fat fucking head couldn't fit into his cocoon and he never mentioned any negative effects of having to sleep in a bed off the top of my head i don't recall if they bring up that gamzee could have just kept alchemizing slime or pies if he really wanted it or needed it

>>149255496
Hell yeah!

>>149255496
the fact this ship filters out so many people is basically what i mean when i say new homestuckfags are those i simply don't vibe with at all
like so many people claim she groomed him for whatever fucking reason? when the only thing i recall is a single line in meenahbound where she compliments him

>>149255424
Jade wins automatically as she does against pretty much anything
Jane, Dirk and Rose are fucked against a crowd
Jake is fucked unless he believes in himself so yeah he's fucked
Dave is constrained entirely by how many copies predestination lets him bring along
John is pretty good at crowd control with the windy thing but alternian space lasers might bring him down

>>149255505
Tavros being a nice person and Gamzee going batshit insane would imply to me that sopor has long lasting violent side effects and might be the reason why most trolls are as aggressive as they are

>>149255542
She definitely groomed Vriska and that went under the radar because lesbians.

>>149255496
>>149253858

>>149255412
According to Hussie, seeing the ICP music video gave him meta awareness and he realized he was a halfassed joke character and lost it. His only mission from then on was to make the story worse.

>>149255542
God forbid a teen grows up with someone (another teen that's a few years older) he has an interest in and then later when they ARE BOTH ADULTS get a little closer. The only thing we have about their relasionship is implied "fun"

is there a definitive place to read the most accurate descriptions of each classpect and their respective powers?

>>149255611
the aspects get an official writeup in the extended zodiac, the classes never do

>>149255046
It not about her being strong its about caring a person with one hand and breaking them.

By the way, after this thread is archived and we return to the state of Homestuck thread being deleted regardless of the context or whatever is this thread in /co/ with its only sin being trying to talk about something Homestuck, please check out 8 .moe's /co/, we have our own general there.

>>149255611
The wiki is my usual go-to, but you may want to pop a Wayback or something if you don't want any of the main fandom's input.

>>149255611
The aspect powers are less definitive things and more general fields. Blood is as much literally blood as is responsibility. If can manipulate responsibility you can either manipulate a person's SENSE of responsibility or do it literally changing fate in a sense by changing who has to do (x) specific thing.

>>149255696
There also /aco/, there fucking only place you can talk about himesfuck so long as you post a lewd image one in a while,

>In addition to the imminent return to live updates, there’s another big project coming soon. I can’t say too much about it yet, but soon means SOON. Next-month-soon
So like a new visual novel game like Friendsim/Pesterquest? Hiveswap is off the table, they have zero funds, motivation, or group cohesion to make something that requires even a little bit of effort but they could probably pull off a visual novel

>>149255696
If it's not *more* active than it was when I went there during hack week, I'm not going there.

>>149255696
already there lmao

>>149255696
Not to mention our sister site, they are pretty civil other there
>>149255724
I hate having to force myself to go into aco, I'll rather skim and risk a 3day ban from /v/ for making another stealth thread

>>149255696
I thought 8-chan was destroyed?

Roxy Lalonde was arrested for public intoxication and public indecency in the summer of 2019 after "Letting the girls be free".

>>149255736
Hussie is suddenly trying to be an eboy again so maybe it's Psycholonials 2

>>149255763
She's one crazy whore I'll tell you that much

>>149255753
It was, *and* it's a proven honeypot now.
>https://digdeeper.neocities.org/articles/forums.xhtml

>>149255785
She was previously arrested in 2015 for lewd acts in public, or as she put it, "Johnboy gonna get a slobberdonker"

>>149255688
Which isn't much of a feat of strength.
Stop some super guard break ultima attack? Aura
Hold up a 140lbs catgirl nerd who hasn't had any decent physical exercise in a year? NegativeAura

>>149255804
So why go there?

>>149255822
Well, you're already on 4chan, so those conditions clearly don't concern you.

>>149255805
>slobberdonker

>>149255875
That was John's face.

>>149255806
Okay, show us a picture of you carrying a 140lb person with one hand and throwing them.
Its so unimpressive afterall

>>149255906
Can I do that now?
Can I do that at the end of my echeladder? Better, or I'm no better than a Page.

>>149255750
friendly reminder that caliborn ships davekat
friendly reminder that caliborn identifies nepeta, terezi and vriska as threats to this relationship
friendly reminder that gamzee kills nepeta, frames vriska so terezi kills her, and then makes terezi a useless mess with his apparent anti-charm

This thread needs more Aranea butt

>>149255952
More like Homestuck Head Detacher project.

>>149255938
Could revealing that Act 6 was shit because Caliborn wrote it have saved Homestuck?

>>149255822
8moe is a different site entirely, the one still owned by the CIA plant pig farmer that swept hiroyuki's site out from under him not that hiro didn't deserve it, he's scum in his own way is "kun"

>>149255952
The type of hate i feel rn

>>149255952
i don't actually understand the point of this

>>149255949
agreed

>>149255952
>Changed the weird, stilted "white dude rapper" comment from Egbert about Dave
Being a white rapper is a slur a now?

>>149255996
Is that like the fan theory that Twin Snakes was retarded because it was Raiden's simulation of the Shadow Moses incident?

>>149256043
seems like they're one of those dolts that thinks the kids are supposed to be aracial

>>149256044
my own headcanon is it's otacon's retelling of the shadow moses incident with embellishments where appropriate

>>149256054
But at that point you are just changing the direct meaning of the text.

>>149256043
>making fun of white rappers is weird and stilted
>calling John by his last name so you don't have to admit he's not called June anywhere in the text isn't

>>149255997
Hmmm.
Interesting.
I know very little about the other chans, outside of Megidochan. What is moe like?

>>149234534
Shitty drawing of Rentiy to close out

gee maybe doubling down on the cuckshit meta crash out wasn't such a good idea

>>149256116
decent in my time using it during the hack but pretty typical alt-chan stuff where only /v/ has any appreciable activity, i imagine since coming back here it suffered the same fate voat.co did way back where everyone using it abandoned it except for like five hold-outs. did not actually investigate their equivalent homestuck threads, i personally was busy watching the site light on fire because a final fantasy 14 general spammer was causing the entire site to chug by triggering himself with pictures of lalafell he posted himself (flimsy justification, he was actually mad that threads were being had without him and everybody could see it was *one guy* responsible for the shitty high schooler drama state of the general)

>>149256128
That's not so shitty. It's pretty nice. I like how you drew her eyes.

>>149256116
>What is [EXPUNGED TO PASS SPAM FILTER] like?
It's like [EXPUNGED TO PASS SPAM FILTER], which used to be like classic [EXPUNGED TO PASS SPAM FILTER] (the one that got rebranded as [EXPUNGED TO PASS SPAM FILTER]), except it's slightly more empty, slightly less dead and government-controlled.

>>149256155
Thanks. I like comic book eyes over anime .
I tried my best to show off her greatest ASSet.

But her midsection (bottom of ribs to hips) is too long so everything is slightly off.

>>149254880
How can someone not?
It delivers nothing, a promise that you could be promised something.
A lie sitting pretty in white, a dazzling smile and blinding misdirection.

>>149256198
You need a tablet my man. It's very easy to fix things and touch up

>>149256198
The pose kind of works if her left arm is also brought up to make it a big stretch so it's salvageable but yes from an initial standpoint it's too much.

Andrew's luscious lips

>>149256243
>>149256262
>>149256275
Can we please keep Foxshit to its own thread?

>>149256217
I have a tablet, I just don't really have a decent program and I honestly prefer paper. I also still need practice before I start serious points,

>>149256294
Fine, whatever vro

>>149256208
Did your parents wake you up early for church one to many time?:`(

>>149256308
And Temmershit?

>>149256294
Or what shitheap, gonna make another hypno thread

>>149256309
I woke up early every Sunday because it was Samurai Pizza Cats then Dragonball.
Then CHURCH happened.

>>149256296
These dykes are Pissing me off

>>149256295
They make overlays for tablets that are textured, and many use a paper texture. It's quite nice from what I've seen. If you're looking for a program, I suggest Clipstudio Paint

Would Vriska Breastily boobily down the stairs

>>149256538
vriska's character screams insecure flat girl to me

>>149256538
No, she's flat as a board.

>>149256538
If it would turn on her current beau
I mean she did that bit for Tav she'd do other shit for someone she likes

>>149255952
disgusting. this is the future we're heading towards

>>149256599
>>149256600
She could steal some boobage

>>149256638
More a life player thing

>>149256638
Only if Jade uses her space powers, and she's very picky about who she resizes

>>149256638
She’s probably flat as a teen and busty as an adult so she still carries the insecurity with her

>>149256651
I was going to joke about her trying to impress Terezi but I don't think there was anyone she could have taken breast size from, was there? at least back when the story was happening.

Is Homestuck justicepilled?

Has anyone here been polishing their self-identifying Homestuck stuff? I'm currently running all the classpect quizzes I can find (sorted by quality) and reading the Classpecting treatise (https://ouroboros.cafe/articles/Treatise_on_Classpecting.pdf) to get the most fleshed-out picture of my classpect possible.

>>149255696
never posted on 8 before. anything different from 4chan I should know?

>>149256651
>>149256669
Large breasts just need to be the "Big Thing" taking up attention at the time and she can take them.

>>149256716
Last time I took it I was a Mage of Blood. What does that say about me?

>>149256744
From Inaniloquacity's Tumblr, if that's okay with you:
>Emotionality: sensitive/dependent vs. secure/confident – Blood/Breath
This is based off the HEXACO system and basically what it's saying is that you're a subby little bitch.

>Jane was the chubby girl that hit Double Ds at thirteen and didn't stop growing until she was twenty.
>She's highly insecure about this, and often wears baggy clothes to hide her tiddies.

>>149256787
That sounds about right. I tend to be sensitive and rather shy

>>149256638
>has to roll her dice to do a super fudgy mindfang transformation to get boobs
>still her ancestor's boobs and not her own

>>149255996
If he wrote it it would be good
Everything would come together like magic, even his dumb ideas

>>149255996
sure, any excuse to start over from Cascade. I'd prefer to start over from the start of Act 5, but that's too divergent for 90% of fans.

Where did the idea of mega milk Jane come from

>>149257054
Chubby chick's with big tits

>>149256716
based and reading this later!

The retcon really ruined a top tier comic if John just revived the trolls and took Jade to the meteor instead we'd have a way better final stretch of a story.

>>149257054
probably the part where caliborn talks about jane's gigantic wobbly chubrolls and jane thinks he's talking about her battleship-calibre calcium cannons

>>149257089
It was an ugly final proof of Hussie's loss of control. He genuinely pulled the twist of giving John true actual time travel power, greater than Caliborn or Dave or Aradia. Then he did nothing with it besides use it to quickly shuffle the comic towards an unsatisfying ending. John had the ability to do literally anything, and nothing happened except a remix of what already happened. Just fucking terrible.

>>149257094
What? Source?

>>149257089
>>149257139
Getting to see Vriska get punched was an amazing bait and switch for something important happening you got to admit.

>>149257320
>I HATE VRISKA GRAHHHH GRRRRR LOOK AT HOW MUCH I HATE VRISKA FELLOW HOMESTUCK USERS

i think vriska is pretty cool

>>149257332
You didn't enjoy the absolute destruction visited upon her by Johns' righteous fist? Do you think it was undeserving?

>>149257387
I don't like seeing the...

*sigh*

"""Love""" of my life getting punched.

>>149255753
This is 8-chan dot moe, is another one, has a very cool /co/

>>149257494
I hear you and you are valid. Your feelings for a person that deserved to get punched are valid.

>>149256716
this is really well thought out essay. I gained a more concrete understanding of classpects now. I'll be giving it another read later
>Has anyone here been polishing their self-identifying Homestuck stuff?
I haven't thought about this stuff in a long time, but I had a couple of old sketches of what I might look like as the classpect I believe to be. I always believed myself to be a rogue of hope probably but now with your document I am reassessing my class

Anyone willing to leak the new HSBC patreon post?

>>149257667
lol

>>149257667
Gross. I'm dreading when June shows up in HS2 even though I don't read it because you know anyone who keeps drawing John will get harassed.

>>149257667
>>149257807

>>149256720
8-chan dot moe lets you post 5 images per post, also isn't very speedy

I've weirdly come around to June. Maybe its just my own tranny thoughts but I don't know, good for her, you know?

>>149257947
If June has to exist, I would rather have it it's own being instead of being a trans deal

>>149257947
Why does such a hot design have to be wasted on such a shit concept.

>>149257914
>lets you post 5 images per post,
thats pretty cool

>>149257822
>>149257947
>june
who

>>149258113
Trans John that will appear in Act 2 of Beyond Canon.

>>149258128
WHAT?!?!?

>>149258208
Yeah apparently its a thing Hussie told the team making HSBC to do. John does have a lot of issues about his identity right now but none of them seem to have anything to do with his gender so I don't quite get it either

>>149257362
I completely forgot this exchange and it's so fucking hilarious.
Jane's first thought being her tits because she knows theyre big is just the cream on top.

>>149258221
i....dont even know what to say. feels so random

Shit, now I need to draw a BBW Jane.
Fuck. But the thread is almost dead.
Guess I'll post the finished drawings on /aco/, and... Maybe that .moe.

What video James does she play?

>>149257947
DESU I just don't like the design. Boring except for those things at the bottom of the suit. Those curling things.

>>149258260
RPGs like World of Warcraft, Baldurs Gate or Elder Scrolls. Anything fantasy where you can create your own characters and give them a unique appearance

>>149258221
it's the ultimate in co-opting the character with le epic toblerone wish. the overarching protagonist shall become trans with zero information prior implicating such a thing was even on the table

>>149258249
that’s how it feels for anyone who didn’t buy into the imaginary narrative that these faggots believe in lmao
I always felt that John desire and aimlessness was always because of how he felt like he was meant to do something with his life, rather than just going through it all feeling lifeless. I don’t know how that translated to “he must be sad that he ain’t a troon” lol

>>149258280
Well we haven't seen her design yet. Those are just fan intepretations of the silhouette
>>149258287
If we believe what the team said then June was an idea that Hussie had even before the toblerone and I'm generous enough to believe them

>>149258282
She lived oof pvp she would be an CoD/Overwatch/Fortnite/Among Us player.

>>149258292
john's aimlessness strikes me as a perfect expression of the "freedom" that the breath role implies imo, forever a drifter

>>149258236
tbf "filled out" usually refers to tits

>>149258296
maybe that's what hussie told the team but there's 0% chance it's actually true

>>149258254
I always wanted to draw what my headcanon for how everyone looked

>>149258292
Trans people think every portrayal of depression or societal alienation is a trans allegory. Any sadness and isolation that any character shows will be interpreted as transness by trans fandom types.

>>149258340
yeah it doesn't strike me as an idea he had, seems to me like a similar level of bullshit as saying characters were intentionally bad

>>149256798
She may hide from the truth, but she can´t hide from Caliborns thirst for fat chicks.

>>149258113
A rule 63 or trans version of John. It's a thing the fanbase came up because no one in the cast was trans and John was the only straight person in the cast.

Any transwoman Roxy truthers in here before we lay this threads to rest?

>>149258307
PvP and whatever game you can minmax in the most unhinged ways possible, thats pretty much all she does afterall as is.

>>149233449
the forbidden knowledge

>>149258424
>John was the only straight person in the cast.
Crazy how 5 of the kids were straight until the retcon

On the docket.
>Stage Magician Rose.
>Maiden of Life Jane(With big titties).
>Beef Supreme Karkat.
>Big Nepeta to appease that one guy.
>Swag Eridan.
Whats next?

>>149258435
nah but it’s funny that they took the character some trannies interpreted as a trans woman and made her into a man in the meat timeline

>>149258449
What changed besides Dave?

>>149258436
Probably would have a dozen of those shitty phone games being run by pathetic losers being blackmailed into getting her the top shit so she could crush the whales.

>>149250169
>you WILL drink all the cat milk

>>149258458
Condesce and her buoytoy Karkat

>>149258458
Lounge Singer Roxy

>>149258460
I just like the idea of Mom Lalonde having a dick

>>149258463
Idk I never read the epilogues or HS2 I'm just going off anon saying John is the last straight left
Dave becomes gay and it's implied Roxy gets bi for Callie
Ive never heard of Jane being anything but straight

>>149258474
>>149258483
Sure.
If you guys ever are in those Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel threads, I'll probably be there too. Same with /btg/

>>149258458
Adult Kanaya babysitting baby rose and grub vriska and trying to stop them killing each other

>>149258505
Not usually but I like Vivzie's stuff so sure

>>149258500
Oh yeah forgot about Roxy's thing with Callie

>>149258519
Posted this in the hypnosis thread but, Loona's voice? Vriska. Millie's? Terezi. Niffty? Nepeta.

>>149258505
Only part of Hazbeen I ever cared about is Stella and she has shit all

>>149258533
Not my ideal voice picks but I can see them

>>149258500
>Ive never heard of Jane being anything but straight

Yeah, entirely straight, but shes a disaster in every other way.

>>149258544
Thats Condy for sure.

>>149258563
>BGC
surely it should be BGB

You know what nobody managed to ruin about Homestuck yet at all? Carapacians, no real misses there aside a few getting killed unceremoniously.

>>149258595
Them and Imps.
All the Underlings are pretty dang good.

>>149258595
They haven't been ruined because nobody cares enough about them to do anything with them

>>149258595
You mean apart from WV getting turned into a pet

>>149258595
Other than the overt racial allegories they represent what do they have?