Thread 149241828

Our KINGS!

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>>149241828 (OP)
ENTER

Four KISSLESS boys of legends

>>149241834
My IMMORTAL HERO!!!

>>149241846
Latias kissed Ash

>>149241846
… and Ash who got kissed by Serena.

>thor vs raiden was great for a season 1 episode
>thor vs wonder woman was alright, better than most S4 episodes at least
>thor vs bejita was great too
>STILL has some remaining kino matchups
Is he the KING of Death Battle?

>>149241885
Madoka’s personal footstool.

>>149241890
...now belongs to Knull after the divorce.

>>149241828 (OP)
the death dealer beats them both.

>>149241867
....which was retconned, and never happened in the first place.

>>149241890
… is the entire marvel verse with Knull being her errand boy.

>>149241872
Thor vs Vegeta was just Thor getting beaten to a pulp for 3 whole minutes and not using any of his cool powers even when he did have his time to shine.

>>149241896
>PEDOull married a preteen

>>149241890
...also known as my mouth.

>>149241942
Homura vs Kurumi pitcher....

>>149241872
>>149241928
>Tell me. Does a god such as yourself feel fear?!

>Thor DOESN’T respond with “I say thee nay!”

Hammer kill was cool but I still think draining Vegeta dry wohld have been fitting

>>149241934
Based, he's just like my hero

>>149241931
That doesn't really mean much unless we know the context for why it can't go there.
I don't know for sure, but can Mjolnir travel to other dimensions when called? How does it work? Just for thought.

>>149241942
Knull…

>>149241964
Yeah, it’s gone across every realm and back

>>149241965
In a death battle, right, Hal?

Which team would win?

I wanna kiss cute boys!

>>149241834
>thread still up
FUARK!!

>>149242091
Makima... Hal... Superman... Goku... Ruroni author....

>>149242001
I feel like Batman in the jungle would be very hard to deal with, so my money is on bottom

>>149241949
One of my favorite Thor moments is when he got his runback against Mangog in Jurgens' run, shoved Mjolnir into Mangog's mouth and fried him from the inside out before knocking him into a crevasse. But that would probably be out of place against Vegeta

>thor is now just a mortal man with an ordinary hammer
>completely average human for the forseeable future
BEJITA-BROS WE NEED TO ATTACK RIGHT FUARKING NOW WE CAN'T MISS OUR ONLY CHANCE TO WIN!

>>149242001
Godzilla, Frylock and Saul Goodman in the same team is insane. They have no way to lose

>>149241828 (OP)
How would this fight go, anyways? Would He-Man need/get DC scaling? Is the Power Sword versatile enough to hang with Mjolnir?

>>149241965
>Ohohohohoho I don't think so Green Man. All little girls are under Freeza-sama's protection
>*Turns Golden*
https://youtu.be/Iv9e7ZNnC-M?si=VpwiH4jt3V2kOvkI&t=56

>>149242228
>Thor without godhood is just a random joe with a hammer
>Vegeta without godhood can explode planets
OHNONONONONNONONONO THORBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

Harley Quinn farts directly into your hero's face. What's the damage?

>COWARDgeta can only pick a fight with CHADor when he has 0 powers
A REAL MAN would depower himself completely for a no holds barred round of fisticuffs.

>>149242607
SHITjita would still lose.

>>149242654
Save us from listroon, kill that cunt

How would he fare in the DC and Marvel universes?

>>149242607
CORPORATE SHILLgeta would JOB to the man with a hammer.

>>149242703
Iyoukubros.... we're human Thor victims.... I thought shilling Daipa would be enough.....

>>149242607
>>149242629
>>149242703
>>149242737
Isn’t Vegeta like 5” 5? Thor is literally a foot taller

>>149242102
>ACK!

>>149242607
There is every single weight class in combat sports between Thor and Vegeta

>>149242824
Yeah, that seems like a pretty apt comparison of how much stronger Vegeta is

>>149242752
Last I checked Vegeta was 5'3'' and like 125 pounds. A little smaller than Demetrious Johnson. Thor is 6'6'' and over 600 pounds because Asgardian tissue is 3 times denser than human tissue, but even if he looked his weight he'd still be 200+ lbs

>>149242842
… in the midget weight class.

Today I will remind them

>>149242882
Speaking of Fate, can Gilgamesh beat 616 Thor?

>>149242855
...which is somehow higher than Thor.

Could Thor beat an actual Dragon Ball god?

>Thor without godhood: Continues fighting as a fuarking HERO taking down a sinister mega-corpo with nothing but his fists and a hammer
>Saiyans without ki: Ummmmm....... uhhhhhhhhhh......................

>>149242752
>over 600 pounds
FAThor...
>inb4 the 'i-it's all muscle' excuse

>>149242893
I've seen both Gilgamesh and comp Artoria put against Thor as matches, not sure who would win.

Nasufags, your WoD scaling?

>>149242896
I could see it happening in a crossover, but if it's Beerus specifically Thor would be on the backfoot most of the fight whether he wins or not

>>149242896
Does thor have erasure resistance? Because its comics I wouldnt be suprised if he did
>>149242907
I mean Goku kept training as kid before ki was established

>>149242896
Beerus? Probably.

>>149242907
Saying "Saiyans without ki" is like saying Saiyans without a skeleton, it's just a natural part of their bodies
Saiyans without god ki, the actual proper comparison? That's just the entirety of Dragon Ball before Super where they killed intergalactic emperors and eldritch ancient horrors
>mega-corpo
Holy fuark I love my based LGBTQIA friendly gommunist Thor!! Ewing does it again!!!! FUUUUAAARKKK I HOPE HE SAYS TRANS RIGHTS WHEN HE KILLS JEFF BEZOS

How many characters have canonically beat the shit out of their own terrible adaptation version?

>>149242948
>Holy fuark I love my based LGBTQIA friendly gommunist Thor!! Ewing does it again!!!! FUUUUAAARKKK I HOPE HE SAYS TRANS RIGHTS WHEN HE KILLS JEFF BEZOS
This but unironically.

>>149242963
Raimi Spider-Man needs to put down 626 Spider-Man like the dog he is

>>149242963
Godzilla
https://youtu.be/zPxhdo4HDgg

>>149242948
Well isn’t Thor naturally a God?

>>149242895
…’s laundry.

>>149242970
BASED BASED BASED THORBRO!!!!!

>>149243004
Did it actually take you 3 minutes to find that image?

>>149242948
Thor is already a God by default Dragontard.

>>149242986
I hope that the HulkZilla track sounds at least a little bit like the track in this video.

>>149243004
I'm not sure this is the angle you want to be running with while backing a Dragon Ball character given its fandom.

>>149242948
you know damned well what he meant. Hercule and such. so low-Ki he can't fly or shoot energy blasts

>>149243004
>HOMOgeta babble

>>149241828 (OP)
How are we feeling about this?

>>149243033
Thor literally goes to gay bars and worships trannies and is part of Marvel pride events where all the gay faggots get together and have massive monkeypox AIDS bugchaser orgies while ancient Norse mythology gets slowly pozzed and filled up with niggers and shit like Thor losing his hammer to strong wammen

I know what Dragon Ball's fandom is like, at the very least none of it is official

>>149243056
really good and no idea why it isn't pushed more

>>149243060
If you want to say that sure but then I could just point to this
https://x.com/ToeiAnimation/status/1938296324497060214

>>149243060
Buu literaly turned into a pajeet

>>149243033
To be fair everyone's "fandom" is faggy

>>149242948
You really thought you had something here

>>149243016
Obviously not as important to him as something like his organs if you can just rip it away and he turns into a normal human

>>149243073
Lots of work really putting em in a fair scenario.

Fighting hand to hand? Games? Poker/mahjong?

>Cuckoldry
>Trans-shit
>Faggotry
>Moe
What fanbase am I?

This will be my final post on /co/.

How can anyone think that this is amazing for real ? How can anyone take seriously a comic book with Thor as a supposed to be superhero ? How can anyone see the Thor as heroic for real in this book ?
"Ouh, Thor is smiling, so amazing, this is so cool guys..." why are you lying to yourself like that ?
You guys are just forcing onto yourself the new fade there will be in this hivemind of a board, with the blandest, tamest, most classicly safe comic book there can be, while your selective outrage is shitting on Daima for things that would be praised if they were written by someone else, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO you have to shit on it even if it's good because the hivemind dictates you to do so !!!

No wonder you can't get laid, but guess what ? I got a girlfriend now. For the first time of my life after 24 years I finally got a girlfriend, and all that nerd fuss has become so irritating since.
I'm just leaving for good now, I had plenty of fun with that board but I'm done. I wish you to get girlfriends to, maybe it will open your eyes about the hivemind that is destructing your self, but sadly, the hivemind is probably keeping you away from being able to seduce anyone, so you're most likely trapped in a vicious circle, and sadly, there is no WildC.A.T.s to save you from it. I just hope that this message will maybe help you to think by yourself a bit more and to get a girlfriend to.

Enjoy your book.

>>149243094
It all sounds so familiar......

>>149243078
>The animation studio that licenses the title from the Toriyama estate.
And? You never saw Toriyama draw Goku officially at a gay bar.

>>149243078
oh wow...a single image that's not even actually in dragon ball...

meanwhile we had literal years of this shit, we had a published comic of asgard being filled to the brim with niggers, we've had multiple panels of thor kissing the ground faggots walk on, we've had...

>>149243094
/dbs/…

>>149243078
Isn't this different though? virtue signaling vs having canon faggy characters?
>>149243079
Might be cruel and unusual but he did blow up planets

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149243093
100% some game, partway through the fight they engage in hand to hand, but ultimately it'll be decided by their intelligence and luck

Honestly now that I think about it I would much prefer it over fucking Light vs Columbo if they wanted to do an 'intelligence battle'

>>149243060
he wasn't hanging out at a gay bar chud. he was hanging out with college kids with a tranny flag on their wall!

>>149243094
DC and Marvel

>SHITgon Ball
Dead series.

>>149241885
Just a light snack for Barbatos!

>>149243179
better dead than zombified

>>149243094
I have never seen more of that than in /dbs/ and that's the truth brother. Formulaic copypastas and edits for the purpose of propagating cuckoldry, transsexualism, homoeroticism and blobs

>>149243185
... and I'm referring to Knull's cock to be precise!

>>149243161
The shrinking readerbase of woke comics seems to indicate otherwise, faglord.

>>149243188
>Better dead than zombified
>/dbs/ out of NOWHERE

>>149243161
>>149243212
I'm confused, did you not read the post? The first guy was agreeing with you.

>>149243140
Indeed, light vs columbo is a spiteful meme shit matchup

But yeah, guess they can end up in a game where Kaiji seems a lot more confident and strategic at, with Gi Hun barely surviving

Then they end up in a Squid Game, where Gi Hun is being clearly superior due to korean military forced service, but Kaiji had a plan beforehand and tilted the entire fucking arena in his favor methaphorically and perhaps literally and gets the W over Gi Hun's raw strength superiority

>>149243207
...because Knull's fanbase are FAGGOTS! But this matters not to Barbatos as he devours and digests Knull and his entire omniverse like it's nothing!

>>149241828 (OP)
When will we have Battle Beast?

There's an Odyssey movie coming out. When's Odysseus vs Sinbad?

How is /dbs/ losing to the Marvelbros? Are the scholars really that weak currently, in past threads they were winning handily.

>>149243263
/dbs/ hid behind fucking moeshit in one of these threads a while back, they’re shit and finished.

>>149243265
Can Simon stop the unstoppable?

>>149243253
I doubt he's getting a matchup before invincible, but if you had to give him a MU I've seen Vilgax, never watched ben 10 tho
>>149243271
QRD? Could be a falseflag too

MOEgon Ballbros…
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148932159/#148934679

>>149243279
if he can believe in himself hard enough, yes

>>149243279
MR DOMINO SAMA I KNEEL

>>149243316
but no one can stop mr domino and simon could end up mindhaxed

>>149242893
Gilgamesh can beat everyone however he would rather job.

>>149243312
Seems like a baseless accusation, I'm pretty there is one genuine featherine fag here

>>149243323
>>149243331
>Mr Domino hivemind
It's fucking real.

Loki.

>>149243372
literal fujobait

>>149243372
I prefer BlackWhiplash's Loki from Marvel Rivals.

>>149243372
>FAG Loki
>weebshit
As expected.

>>149243279
He gets stopped by a wall, so yeah

Any Death Battle episodes you think the animation should have had a different scenario?

so what's more pathetic and telling that you're losing a Vs debate?
>saying a character is gay for some reason
or
>bringing up sales for some reason

>>149243501
Cuckposting.

>>149243501
Spamming cuckshit.

>>149243279
>>149243323
>>149243331
can Mr. Domino beat Michael Jordan in a game of basketball?

>>149243493
Bowsegg but I guess we got that? Otherwise Goku vs Superman 3 because of the legacy imo.
>>149243501
I mean I debate and there's people on "my side" who start posting that, getting mad over it seems pointless and doesn't diminish points made.

>>149243493
>no Cole vs Alex alt scenario to show how fucked Alex would be against Evil Cole

>>149243346
Gil's job is literally that he is a jobber.
Like, he could win but his narrative role is to get murdered by someone because he did something absolutely fucking retarded.

>>149243212
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>>149243531
What do you mean about Bowsegg and Gokuman 3?

>>149243560
We don't describe and preface the contents of our posts here, anon.

>>149243574
When you say an alternate scenario aren't you talking about the "pity win" from Kratosura?

>>149242940
>Does Thor have erasure resistance?
Yes, he resisted the Unbinding Stone, which could undo reality and the laws of physics.

It is time for another Thor fight.

>>149243583
No no, I mean like the animation having a different set up and such. Like having Bardock show up with his squad and having Nolan kill them before the fight starts to sell it more as both sides having stakes in the fight.

>>149243608
oh, well Kratos vs Asura I guess. I don't like changing Norsetos to Greektos because we're using Norse scaling, maybe have Asura hear that Kratos was an evil god who destroyed Greece?

>>149243522
>comparable to guys that stomped the entire Looney Tunes cast
>this is confirmed with the fact that he was given the best stats in the Space Jam game having everything maxed out
>despite not being a Toon he has the ability to use Toon abilities
>has Toon regeneration

>>149243596
Has a home been able to read Thor vs Godzilla?

>>149243501
What about bringing anti-feats? Not as bad as cuckposting but it's shitposting all the same. It can be funny tho sometimes

>>149243718
Depends on the character and circumstances I think. Antifeats that at least fall inside a debatable range for the character (like Superman needing to sundip to destroy a planet or something) are helpful, while those that are random incidents of plot induced failure (Superman not being able to stop a few ton block of steel) are sometimes funny.

>>149243142
>Goku doing a gay thing by mistake is considered a joke in japan because fags are just that weird that even kinda acting gay is hilarious
>Compared to Thor who actively participates in homosexual activities knowingly

>>149243596
who?

>>149243718
Anti feat posting is at least a legitimate argument, it just gets blown out of proportion because it's funny.

>>149243796
anti feat posting is not even really an argument. Specially when marvel and dc characters are BY NATURE inconsistent and any tier you want em to be.

Ultimately no one wins debates because everyone thinks they won, not saying it's not fun to do.

>>149243867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZEuWJ4muYc&ab_channel=DontYouWorryAboutQuotes

>>149243285
>Vilgax
OG or a combination of all its versions?

>>149243920
OG

>>149243596
Thor vs Bejita 2
This time IT'S PERSONAL

>>149243595
Not really comparable when Hakai is more or less magic and the unwinding stone reveals the laws of physics. One is defined while the other is godly magic. Im sure Thor could take a few hits but it would probably hurt.

>>149243253
his most popular matchup is Boros but even before the Sun Disk Boros got stomped hard

>>149243957
Magic IS Physics, if you can break it down into a series of rules, it’s able to fall under science,

>>149243957
I don't think Hakai is magic base as magic as a power system exists in DB, though it's poorly explained. I think it's tied to destruction energy, which is still tied to ki.

Why do people treat transmutation and petrification as two very separate things, to the point where if you can resist transmutation, that doesn't mean you resist petrification? Even though transmutation should be seen as a stronger version of petrification.

>>149243965
There is a guidebook that says that Boros's attack can destroy stars

Anywho, he is still alive in the story to he might become comparable to blast or something.

>>149244102
yeah but nobody fucking takes that shit seriously besides Saitama supporters in the before time before Cosmic Garou made a mistranslated statement from an anime guide worthless with feats

>>149242893
>>149243346
so he should fight thanos

>>149243849
IDK about that, comic characters are pretty consistent in certain regards. The problem is the one off outliers and/or feats people misinterpret or faggoty chainscaling across several decades and authors

>>149243596
He doesn't draw the house sorry, HulkCHADS will get another match instead.

>>149244007
Magic might be the same thing as Ki just used differently. Babidi uses energy from fighters to revive Buu and even though Ki doesn't exist as a concept in the Demon Realm the Z-Fighters still comment on Dabura's power level being akin to Cell's and his magical attacks are treated as about right for that. Daima, annoyingly, doesn't elaborate on magic but we do consistently see Majins get confused by what Ki even is and confusing it for magic continually. Plus the lore that a Super Majin (basically magical god) created the multiverse.

Point being, it does kind of seem like there is some sort of direct link or relation between Ki and Magic. They could be the same thing just done differently who the fuck knows.

>>149243043
So...Goku prior to learning the Kamehameha? Who had bulletproof skin, toss around small vehicles and was considered a high-class martial artist in terms of skill level?

>>149244196
Who do people actually think will win Goji vs Hulk?

>>149244192
>comic characters are pretty consistent in certain regards.
Yeah, consistent in that they're regularly sub-planetary level and often eating shit against city-level threats.

>>149244242
Hulk should actually win
He probably won't because DB bias

>>149244256
Wdym using science to determine hulk's anger isn't legit?

>>149244102
>he is still alive in the story
Wait, what?!

>>149244242
>>149244256
>>149244272
Finally found some leaks. Thor is apparently matching All-Black The Necrosword boosted GMK Godzilla in a battle that breaks the branches of the World Tree

>>149244285
Update. Thor and Godzilla mutual kill eachother to Hel and cause a Ragnarok.

>>149244205
Fair enough, that does make sense. It still beguiles me that Super never went over what magic is, even though Moro uses it.

>>149244285
>>149244294
>Thor’s last feat before Ewing was to kill an amped Godzilla, meaning he beats regular Godzilla

Based

>>149244285
and these ones are still weaker then the 616 versions of Thor and Godzilla

Who wins?

>>149244335
Actually IIRC, it’s said the Godzilla fights are canon but take place in the past

>>149244285
SUPERBROS WHY ISN'T HE GETTING ONE SHOT LIKE OUR HERO

>>149244343
how does that make any sense?

>>149244341
the bomb always had 0 win conditions
>blow up
the bomb dies before the baby, the baby wins
>don't blow up
the bomb is incapacitated and cannot do anything, the baby wins

>>149244349
Oh the entire issue is pretty much JUST fighting. Of course, this is Aaron so I guess that’s just how high he has Thor compared to Buccelato’s views on Superman

>>149244285
>>149244294
That's my FUCKING hero!

>>149244294
I thought Godzilla could never lose

>>149244416
That's a lie told to make hulksissies feel better about their inevitable 0-3

>>149244416
well i'd say it ended in a draw

>>149244431
Thor equal to Amped Godzilla

Thor above Base Godzilla

Thor equal to Hulk

Hulk equal to amped Godzilla

Hulk above Godzilla

>>149244445
LOL!

>>149244437
Yeah but keep in mind this is Godzilla boosted by All-Black. It’s like if Godzilla was coated in Kryptonite….. which I guess did happen and Superman died only this is an actual amp

>>149244445
Yup, only Asissyra "fans" hate chainscaling. Hulk truly is a KINGTOS Scholar

>>149244468
>all black
YUMMY!

>>149244476
I wouldn’t call it a chain if there’s like one link

>>149244249
>>149244192
The events are company wide narratives that impact the whole cosmology and narrative of DC. The villains in these stories are threats the heroes actually have to try their hardest against. In their own stories they talk constantly about how much they have to hold back and practice restraint, and these stories have way less consistent editorial oversight. Superman or Green Lantern isn't going to beat multiversal or higher being in events unless the company and multiple top creative voices agree on it; whereas editors on smaller books might not even know the characters (ie. 90's Titans). So the the "high end outliers" are major narrative plotlines and the "consistent midball" are the characters trying harder to not hurt their opponent than fight them with way less editorial oversight.

>kills boosted Godzilla
Say it!

>>149244530
I kneel

>>149244468
>all black

>>149244468
Supermanbros.....WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!

>>149244445
Nah, Godzilla's above Hulk. Hulk's like, 7 feet tall. Godzilla's taller than that.

>>149244530
>>149244468
>>149244445
https://screenrant.com/godzilla-strongest-form-most-powerful-upgrade-vs-thor/

>In today's Godzilla vs Thor #1, the God of Thunder goes up against Godzilla. In the story, Godzilla is enhanced by the energy of the Beast - an ancient demon worshiped by the ninja cult known as the Hand. Bathed in the blood of the 17 greatest convicted killers alive, Godzilla is reborn, with the narration noting the monster is "stronger than when it slew Mothra and King Ghidorah"... and yet even this is only the beginning

Holy fuck, Godzilla had TWO amps and lost

>>149244565
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>149244565
Thor dying is winning?

Oh so now suddenly, DB will use this crossover feat?

>>149244581
He saved the day AND proved Godzilla was a fraud since he needed anti God amps to beat him.

U-U-Ultima would have totally beat Thor.....

>Godzilla vs DC
>solos DC
>Godzilla vs GODvel
>jobs to Baxter Building
>needs to be healed and amped with Hulk's blood
>needs Spidey's help to get rid of Venom
>jobs to Thor while being amped with the Beast's and Gorr's power
SAY IT!!

>>149244565
Thor, I must apologise...I was unfamiliar with your game...

>>149242102
Secret Popeye to the right.

>>149244609
dude, hulk was jobbing to a sludge monster

>>149244617
But Thor wouldn’t

>>149244627
it looks like both thor and godzilla died at the end of thor vs godzilla? i dunno, i fucking hate kaiju shit

Post Thor not jobbing to Hulk's vastly superior popularity.

>>149244526
I mean, you're using a picture of a page that's very blatantly misinterpreted by powerscalers to be more than it is. Hal overpowered the ring's coding to kill a Guardian, that's what made the feat impressive. Powerniggers say it was Hal overpowering all willpower in the universe and all 7 emotional entities despite the fact Krona had made them possess the other Guardians, and in general the emotional entities were written as vastly weaker during Johns' run and afterwards than they were during their debut.

Even during the 'big multiversal' events we have le World Forger punch which has been deboonked a billion times by now.

>>149244644
Well we’d compare movies but oh wait.

>>149244644
>filename
Yeah the jobbing contest, 0-3 soon

>>149244609
>Marvel vs DC
>Marvel's cosmology jobs to one emo girl.
Are you sure you want to say it?

>>149244468
i know i know, the rule is that 'zilla can't lose, not that he has to win in his base form. he absolutely can get his ass kicked and then come back with a powerup

>>149244673
Fraudulent

>>149244673
>girl jobbed to Black Adam
>Adam jobbed to Apoc
Done.

>>149244688
>Marvel's cosmology is below Apoc
GRIM!

>>149244688
He's not even black anymore. He's Samoan.

>>149244468
>SuperFRAUD died to normal Godzilla
>CHADor kills Godzilla on steroids
Yup yup yup!

DCbros, /dbs/SCHOLARS, I think we need an ALLIANCE to defeat GODvel at this rate.....

>>149244644
Vegeta's fault, Thor would have had 20 million views if he fought someone who isn't an unpopular sidekick.

How is the GODvel Universe so STRONG? I wish my verse was like theirs...

The KING of /dbg/.....

>>149244673
>DC vs TTGL
>DC’s cosmology jobs to one anime twink
Do you?

>>149244713
...is KINGtos

>>149244720
…’s master CHADor.

>>149244526
We don't know how editorialized nonevent issues are, but it would seem likely that they provide generic guidelines for nonevent issues and as such less supervision is required. With big events, they are typically bending the rules of the setting to make things fit whatever is going on in an event, so of course they have to be more careful with how much they let characters go beyond their normal boundaries.

>S-Superman, d-did we beat Thor?
>Goku... that was Volstagg....

>>149244715
Raven is a casual universe buster now is she?

>>149244584
I dunno. It’s probably worth mentioning. Though in fairness, I would say Hulk never quite matches angry Thor

>Thorposters are actually white
>Thorposters can debate and shitpost as proven in multiple threads
I kneel........

>>149244728
... on opposites day

>>149244713
... is not the coward who ducked Broly and left Hulk to job so he could fight JOBgeta.

>>149244745
… which is every day where Kratos can’t destroy a mountain.

>>149244731
Based War Thor

>>149244745
>opposites day
>unironic ESL
It's kind of getting too easy to win as a Thorbro.

>>149244750
...That's because mountains are boundless and Thor needs flowery language to destroy half a mountain

>>149244738
Speaking of DB shenanigans, I rewatched the Gamera vs Godzilla fight. "Death Battle doesn't use composites", the Godzilla they used had abilities of seperate Godzilla's and the one guy said 'He matched up to Thor once'. It's a shit show of an episode.

>the strongest verse in fiction
KNEEL.

>>149244765
Simon victims.

>there's like, seven godzillas running around the marvel universe
>thor was the first and so far, only hero to take out a godzilla

>>149244765
This entire verse barely qualifies as mid game bosses in the average Super Robot Wars game btw

>smt has a gacha
>now persona has a gacha

>>149244786
Still not even a fraction as much mobileslop as marvel and DC have churned out

Was there any doubt?

>>149244701
Why, Diana beat Thor?

>>149244644
To be fair, the environment of the internet had started changing around that time in a way that caused small time companies like RoosterTeeth to lose their foothold in the algorithm.

>>149244769
...can be found in the office labelled "DC"

>>149244801
Hey Thor, rematch in 60 years?

>>149244807
Irrelevant now

My HERO IS SO HUMBLE AND MORTAL!!!

>Thorfag knows his hero can't win against Simon so he resorts to cheap mockery.
Shameful.

>This many Thorposters all at once
Were we all waiting in secret?

Okay, so honestly wins this now using Godzilla as a metric?

Simon would've lost if he went up against a CHADvel character btw.

>>149244801
they both died though

>>149244833
KINO thumbnail.

>Thor died fighting a Godzilla that isn’t even half as strong as SRW Godzilla
Damn, the entire Marvel VERSE doesn’t hold a candle the King of the Monsters.

>>149244821
>Ewing has Thor revive on the same day he dies in battle agaisnt a great draconic beast in Ragnarok

Like pottery

>>149244836
Who hit the ground first?

>>149244834
No lies detected.

>>149244849
They exploded and then ended up in the same afterlife, so neither?

>>149244848
Oh no wonder Godzilla's pissed. Someone replaced his back fin things with knives.

>Godzilla needed to be amped by the BEAST and All-Black
>still jobbed to my HERO
GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The machine god has spoken.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

TOAA himself would have gotten obliterated as collateral damage if a FRAUDvel character tried fighting Simon’s pinky finger btw

>>149244875
Canon

>>149244848
Well Thor didn't really revive as much as he used Donald Blake's ascension to godhood as a gateway to descend into mortality cause duality shit.

>>149244868
But they both exploded?

doesn't VSBW have base Thor as being stronger then all his stronger Keys?

>>149244875
This post was fact checked by real Power scaling Patriots.

>>149244878
...this is not.

>>149243582
You just did

>Thor being treated as Marvel's main powerhouse again
Bros......I still remember the 2010s when Marvel wanted to replace GODhor. We are BACK!!

>Thor vs Godzilla talk
>Simonfag tries desperately to insert his hero into it
kek

So so far, Marvel characters that killed Godzilla:
>Thor (both exploded though)
Marvel Characters that harmed Godzilla:
>Rogue (punched him so hard in a variant cover and made him bleed)

What say you Godzillabros?

>>149244893
>doesn't VersusBattleSHITki have SHIT opinions

>Thor vs Godzilla talk
>CHADmonSCHOLAR’S words echo through the halls so loudly everyone immediately starts laying attention

>>149244926
Was a good fight. Better than the vs Galactus and vs Hulk (where they didn't even fight)

lol

>>149244926
it was an actual fight and not Godzilla vs [NOT THE CHARACTER IN THE TITLE]

>>149244935
>>149244923
Fodder for WoD and Xianxia. Btw.

Please care about Thor…

The above poser was hypnotized by Universal Dracula.

>VSBW
Thorbros I thought better of you

>above poser
ESLcula…

>>149244961
...the guy from SMT? Those nukes were boundless, or the GOW one where he fought KINGtos

Post Mountain level lesbians

>>149244959
This
>Godzilla vs Hulk: Godzilla fights Thunderbolt piloting MechaGodzilla while Hulk fights Hedorah
>vs Fantastic Four: Godzilla slams his head into the Baxter Building, knocks himself out, Galactus shows up, Silver Surfer powers up Godzilla, Godzilla chases Galactus off
>vs Spider-Man: Spidey's gotta get the Venom Symbiote off Godzilla!

>>149244966
>The above poser
simonsister posing as a thorbro...

Superman would defeat them both btw.

>>149244945
.

>>149244972
He fell for her Southern Charm.

>>149244981
How strong would the kid be bloodline wise?

>>149244966
>above poser
Thorsister falseflagging the Simonbros…

>>149244983
Galactus didn't even show up it was just Herald King Ghidorah

>Thor vs Simon
The clash that would REND /dbg/ ASUNDER......

>>149244961
>>149244966
>the above poser

>>149244998
GODhor easily beats Wally West yup yup

SuperRAPED would get MOLESTED by both of them btw.

post MHA movies earning over 50 milly

>>149245020
That pic scales above him, he’s high 1A

Thor is such a weird character to wrangle with. What exactly is his thematic raison d'etre? Ewing tries to explore Thor as he exists as a story and a myth, but it seems to want its cake and eat it too since it conflicts between wanting Thor to be godly and mildly otherworldly in his divinity and wanting Thor to be mortal and personable.
Maybe Mortal Thor will bring us somewhere interesting, but I still just don't really get what the theme a Thor story in general is meant to explore.

>>149245025
>Homosexual truth
Favorite Character?

>>149245008
Holy shit you're right. And he had the stupid purple armor too. I blocked that out of my mind.

Kryptonian eugenics when?

>>149245009
...on opposite day

>>149245034
General Koslov obviously!

>>149245033
Thor has no theme beyond being cool, he's incredibly simplistic in that regard

>>149245026
Post Marvel or DC comics selling half as much as Kimetsu, Boku no Hero, or Jujutsu Kaisen

>>149245026
I CAN'T!

>>149245033
Stranger in a strange land, flawed god being just as human as us but their nature makes their consequences bigger?

Lokibros...

>>149245035
Post the real one.

>>149245035
Thor deserves to be paired with other chads of /dbg/

>>149245009
… on every day.

>>149245051
I... cannot.

>>149245034
Tom the cat, how is that even a question?

>>149245062
… and JOBku is there too I guess.

>>149245035
>>149245062
Kill yourself

>>149245034
Is it not obvious that my favorite character is Wile E Coyote?

If Thor was in MHA, he would've taken down the so called """"heroes"""" and villains. CHADor would be disgusted by the pro heroes using their heroics for personal gain and would punish them accordingly as well as the villains for causing harm to innocents.

>Thor got to fight Godzilla in a cool fight
Man.....

>>149245058
I can't help but feel like the fish out of water aspect has completely evaporated as time has gone one (forgive the pun).

>>149245033
>since it conflicts between wanting Thor to be godly and mildly otherworldly in his divinity and wanting Thor to be mortal and personable.
Maybe Mortal Thor will bring us somewhere interesting, but I still just don't really get what the theme a Thor story in general is meant to explore.
This is theme of the vast majority of Thor stories. Thor's character is the duality between the immortal and the mortal, embodied by him being the literal son of both Odin and Gaea. The other gods are constantly trying to understand why Thor is so attached to Midgard when to them it's just a random realm that pales in comparison to the immortal splender of Asgard. Only Thor realizes that the transience of mortality is itself what makes life beautiful, in comparison to the gods who live immortal yet static and monotonous lives. Thor's goal is to imbue godly virtues on to humanity, not just to guide them into leading better lives, but to guide himself as well. Through the extolling of these virtues, humanity can become more virtuous and godly than the gods in Asgard and go beyond them. That's the main theme of Thor stories since the Lee/Kirby run, and is heavily emphasized past Len Wein's run into Simonson's and DeFalco's and beyond.

Fuwark...

>>149245106
at least he got to fight Hedorah

>>149245106
Don’t worry big guy your fanfic fight with Godzilla will happen soon enough,

>>149245103
Yep.

>>149245114
He did that in response to Thor flexing in his direction btw.

>>149245132
It’s funny because in pure escalation, I don’t see it really doing better than the actual fight between Godzilla and Thor

>>149245051
post kny MHA and bleach games selling as half as Spider-Man 2018

>>149245113
I suppose I am just disconnected from the appeal of the character after Ragnarok set him upon the route to become a total joke. What should I read for Thor?

>>149245152
>kny
ESLvel...

>>149245132
oh yeah when will the other Godzilla Marvel crossover release? the one that seems to be in the modern 616 universe

Post any non Dragon Ball shonen game being as KINO as Marvel vs Capcom.

>>149245154
Simonson, Kirby, DeFalco isn’t so bad , God of Thunder by Aaron but not his Fosthor, Roy Thomas

does Bleach even have any notable games besides the latest one?

>>149245171
Heritage for the Future is pretty kino even if it is horribly unbalanced.

>>149245176
Spider-GOD is above Thor in every conceivable notion, know your place.

>>149245154
He has a very strong set of solo comics as a whole. The most beloved run is Walt Simonson's from Thor 337 to 382, which introduced Beta Ray Bill and elevated the world-building and fantasy epic elements. Lee/Kirby's original run also gets surprisingly good when Tales of Asgard is introduced and Kirby introduces many cosmic elements. Jurgens Thor from the late 90s similarly goes for a mythic epic tone which it lands pretty well. For a more modern run, JMS Thor from 2007 takes the character to a more down to earth route, and Aaron's original run from 2013 is very highly regarded, that's the one with Gorr.

>>149245171
Say my name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00T7AWWomug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L1RZ3UqAUg

>>149245188
>>149245198
I'll try and check it out. Thanks anons.

>>149245171
Marvel vs Capcom is overrated

>>149245196
Gentlemen...

>>149245171
Marvel vs Capcom is underrated.

>>149245221
... he speaks the truth.

>>149245239
… and by truth I mean he spews nothing but lies.

>Yeah, is this the Hero Public Safety Commission? This is the Avengers here. We've gotten reports of corruption within your ranks as well as using you heroics for personal gain. You all are under arrest, so come quietly or else...
The MHA pro """"""heroes'"""""" would be fucked if the REAL HEROES came.

>>149245113
Pic rel is from Marvel Graphic Novel 32 and is entirely about this. I would say the general theme of Thor as a character is the nature of how gods are worshiped, and how in-truth gods reflect what mortals themselves can achieve at their best, not what mortals are incapable of. Thor loves Earth because it's where the value in living and connecting with your fellow man is most exemplified. All time is fleeting, therefore all life has value.

>>149245246
MHAkeks are pathetic. They're using scummy, backhanded tactics, just like their so called heroes.

>>149245267
… and Iron DICTATOR the pro reg leader is there too I guess.

>MHA out of nowhere
Deku warped you

>MHA out of everywhere
Dekek kneels before you.

Is Bleach the most pathetic out of the holy Shonen trinity?

>DEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKU
Milesbros why won't anyone talk about him?

>>149245331
Yes.

>>149244720
>…is KING…ACK! OH GOD NO PLEASE THOR! PLEASE DON'T SNAP MY ARMS! I CANT TELL PEOPLE TO BE BETYER MEN WITHOUT USE OF MY A..*SNAP*
>AHHHHHH GOD PLEASE! I'M SO SORRY! I APOLOGIZE! I PROSTRATE MYSELF! I THROW MYSELF AT YOUR MERCY PLEASE THOR!
>OH GOD NO PLEASE DON'T USE MJOLNIR ON MY KNEES! I NEED TO BE ABLE TO WALK TO THE KEK CORNER TO WATCH FAYE’S SEX SESSION WITH ASURA!
>*KTHUNK* AHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO! GOD PLEASE I'M SO SORRY! Wait... why is your hammer charging up?
>OH GOD NO PLEASE DON'T ELECTROCUTE ME INTO A PILE OF ASH! I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE MY FIRST WIFE AND HER DAUGHTER!
>*ZAP*

>>149245331
That's One Piece.

Reminder that you need a LOICENSE to be considered a true HERO in MHA. Superman? Spider-Man? Simon? Ben 10?Goku? Generator Rex? Would be wanted criminals there.

>>149245331
Naruto exists.

>>149245331
It's the only one that has yet to get a single win on DB

>>149245331
It's the strongest verse out of the three and that's all that matters here.

>What's that? You're using your heroics as a means to make your life better by having it be your JOB?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU HAVE TO BE POOR AND DO SHIT FOR FREE LIKE ME! YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO EVEN THOUGH YOU SAVE COUNTLESS LIVES!
Do Marvelfags really think this?

>>149245372
>MHA heroes are pro registration goons
They do NOT serve justice

>>149245363
>Asissyrabro hiding behind Thor
Yup yup, typical behavior.

About to embark on a journey into mystery, wish me luck guys!

>>149245403
CHADhor you don't need luck, your epic odyssey shall be the stuff of legend!

>Asura out of NOWHERE
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>149245416
I-I-I-I…….

>>149245377
HE will be the first

>>149241834
>It was unironically true

>>149245372
Shut up Steve
>>149245392
Shut up Tony

>>149245423
>CHADryu will have to carry Ichikek and the rest of the verse in death battle
OURSUCCESSOR

>>149245372
>implying they would be able to stop those characters
They would unironically be more beloved and shitstomp the actual pro heroes.

>>149245377
Aizen should have won

>MHA “heroes” would side with Iron Man in the Civil War
Mmmmmm these guys don’t sound very heroic to me

>>149245423
>>149245437
Who would even be his opponent?
Sasuke is the only one I can think of

>MHA heroes would side with Iron Man in the Civil War
Yep those are TRUE heroes alright.

for me, I'd pick fighting to save the universe against the Annihilation Wave

>>149245460
They aren't heroic at all. Look at Enji for example and the numerous times they use their status as heroes to further their own gain. It's sick.

>>149245476
NovaGOD......

>>149245474
… and by heroes I mean tyrannical government lapdogs that are only a few steps away from sending Sentinels to hunt down all anti-reg heroes.

>>149245472
Trafalgar Law

>>149245472
Probably. Annoying thing about Bleach MUs is they only work if their opponent has a justification for being able to see them.

>>149245476
BEAST

>>149245487
... and by anti-reg heroes I mean criminals who believe themselves above the law.

>>149245484
Yep. There go my HEROES!

>>149245500
Does he announce he's a flaming homo before every gangbang?

>You have to be a good little BITCH and get a hero license so the government can order you around
I would never be an MHA """""""hero""""""". If I have to be a wanted vigilante to stand up to a tyrannical commission, then I'll do it. It's what my HERO Captain America would do.

>>149245502
Stark....

>>149245502
CHADkainu...

>>149245502
But enough about Iron DICTATOR who puts innocent law abiding heroes in the Negative Zone and makes clones of Thor.

>>149245474
>Siding with the team who WON Civil War
How is that an L?

>>149244833
I mean just in general the battle was a lot more cosmic than the ENTIRE League against Godzilla and Kong.

Hell, didn’t the guy who got closest to winning end up being Atom Smasher?

>>149245531
Built for BDC (Big Delsin Cock)

>>149245509
Based CHADtain Americabro

>>149245544
Could be cute

>>149245526
wasn't it Aquaman who succeeded in chaining Godzilla up for awhile?

>"Whatchu mean "Do I got a hero license"?
>"Man fuck that shit, I don't need some piece of paper to be a hero. Why don't you all fuck off back to Japan, you and that jobber All BITCH. Yo and also, yo engines coming out of yo legs look goofy as hell."

>>149245557
if you steal another heroes identity do you have to have a separate license?

>>149245557
Rare based Miles moment

>>149245557
Miles would be arrested for identity theft actually

>>149245557
Hope you like the statue

>Already forgotten
CarTROONbros...

>>149245587
It’s okay, he’s the copyright abiding Spin not Spider-Man

Short hair Korra or Long haired Korra?

>>149245607
Long hair

>>149245670
Tony said this

>>149245556
For how long?

>>149245670
I agree, we can’t let those anti-reg heroes off the hook, we don’t know if they’ll stay vigilantes or become terrorists the moment we stop keeping our eyes peeled.

>>149245704
for awhile until Superman came and freed him

>>149244416
>>149244437
Toho got VERY lenient all of a sudden
I can never see pic related happening 10 years ago

>>149245712
>Supwrman gets killed and mind broken into Godzilla’s simp

Kek

>>149241942
Homura...

>>149244343
>>149244352
They're not canon
They're just heavily based on a specific point in Marvel's history right down to the writing
i.e. Godzilla vs Bendis Avengers having deliberate Bendis Speak

>>149245718
Mindbreaking superman isn't hard, Koslav did it

>>149245062
The Canon Cucks!

>>149245750
… are not in that image (aside from Deku)

>>149245736
Prove it

>>149245739
>he fell for it

>>149244242
Hulk low diffs

>>149245718
>Supwrman

>>149245750
...are everyone in that image.

>>149245750
…and Thor

>>149245750
… and Simon.

>>149245750
...especially Simon and Thor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ8-ARFYKw4
ENJI TODOROKI! YOUR SINS ARE INNUMERABLE! I AM HERE TO WREAK VENGEANCE UPON YOUR SOOOOOUUUUL!

>>149245788
Well for starters, there already is a Godzilla in 616 who isn't THIS Godzilla

>>149245843
Pretty sure that gif retconned into a different guy. Reptilicus. Something stupid.

>>149245841
pls forgive him Rei kept raping him despite only wanting 1 kid....

>>149245750
… especially not Simon and Thor.

>>149245750
And Superman is their BVLL

>defeated fujos and his haters
>still together with his wife after everything
>finally at peace after all these years
>can apparently walk again despite his cripling injuries
I may laugh at MHA but Endeavor is my favorite character

>>149245841
CHAD Rider would just send TURDji to Hell to where he belongs, no Penance Stare needed.

>>149245750
And Superman is their RAPE VICTIM

I FIGHT FOR FURY FIGHT FOR PRIIIDDDEEEE HONOR AND VENGEANCE ARE MY BIRTHRRRRRIIIIGGGHHHHTT A FALLEN WARRIOR RACE NO PLACE FOR OUR BLOODLINE WE ARE THE PRINCES OF PRIDE

>>149245980
at this point Thorbros might be the new Beyonderbro except without the funny edits

>>149242001
>Top lane
Godzilla gets farm negated because some retard wanted to bring Steve (a mid laner) into top again.
Luckily he scales like crazy on late, but since he got 0 farm early Zilla will be useless until 40minutes into the game unless Dora specifically camps his lane
>Mid
The Akko player is fucked, Frylock mid is broken, she won't be able to roam or do fucking anything.
Luckily for the Akko her kit has tons of utility that allow her to still be useful even when playing from being, contrary to Frylock who's just damage and lane pressure.
If the Akko is smart and doesn't feed her opponent Batman might have room to shut down Frylock.
>Bot
Both Buzz light-year and Man with no Name are kinda garbage ADCs but Buzz is piss easy to play while No name is only played by Tryhards (or people who believe they are pros)
Saul Goodman is a better support than Kenny so I'll bet they will have pressure for Drake the entire early game
>Jungle
Batman players are retards that get too high on his strong early and forget to do objectives and farm, and that's a shame because Dora is a more supportive style jungler that would fold instantly if Batman decided to invade and take objectives.

Overall Red team has the better chances at winning because mid and bot have greater pressure, giving them easy access to Drake (unless they misplay)
Blue team'd initial advantage lies on top but I doubt batman will be smart enough to capture early heralds, and if Frylock gets feed he might roam and fuck Batman even harder

>>149245980
Same except instead of fighting for pride I fight for kekoldry.

>>149245267
>using you heroics for personal gain
are they some kind of commies lmao

>>149245996
>Akko
>Smart
it's like asking Chovy not to choke at internationals

>>149245997
MHAbro btw.

>>149245995
What happened to beyonderbro him and that one ltg poster

>>149245997
Deku…
Miles…

>>149245750
Yup yup!

>>149246009
Or your mother not to choke when my dick’s in her mouth

>>149245995
>>149246020
>sucking off blatant avatar faggots

>>149245750
Lies detected.

We really are just /dbs/

>>149245999
Yeah, nice trips

>>149245997
Simon...

>>149242001
I'd imagine Batman would be a high-skill champ played by a sweatie that doesn't get a single fucking objective or even help Jack Black with the split pushing Godzilla.
Doesn't excuse the retards in bot overextending giving gold to Dora the Fucking Explorer.

>>149245113
Ewing did say thsi.

>“Now that IMMORTAL THOR #25 is on the stands for you to read – and please do – we can be a little more open about the exact nature of the second act of the story,” Ewing explained. “This was an idea that sprang into being from the original pitch; I wanted to treat Thor as a God, and give him a truly mythological story… but as well as the son of Odin, he’s the son of Gaea. So we find ourselves in winter. Thor is dead, and Sigurd Jarlson walks the earth – without power, without fame, without memory. And yet the fate of Asgard and Midgard rests on this mortal man making the journey to return the magic of the Gods to the Earth. And to get there – to even learn the nature of the quest – he’s going to have to fight.”

>>149246066
We're not that strong yet... /dbs/ makes kekposts of jannies that got leaked

>>149245750
Kek, based, canon.

https://myheroacademia.fandom.com/wiki/Hero_Public_Safety_Commission
>Although the Safety Commission had been trusted by society to keep the peace, in actuality, the organization had an underlying corruptness in its acts to protect society's image of Heroes in order to maintain the status quo. The original President of the Commission always treated their workers as disposable assets, primarily using people from the underside of society to do their dirty work. However, when Pro Heroes committing crimes increased and became more organized, the Commission was no longer able to deal with them, and so, turned to recruiting and using Pro Heroes so that they could freely move when going against other Heroes in public.
Hmmm....this doesn't sound very heroic.

>>149245750
Lies detected: none

>>149246114
What happened in Kengan?

>>149246088
>However, when Pro Heroes committing crimes increased
how the fuck does this happen?

>>149246130
MHA """"""heroes"""""" are corrupt government agents protected by an equally corrupt organization.

>>149245557
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DARKIE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149246178
This is someone hero btw

>>149246020
disappeared

>>149246120
They climbed the wall

>>149246178
Class 1-A...that's not proper hero behavior.

Kratos should teach class 1-A to be better men, like how he taught Asura.

>>149241828 (OP)
Is Umineko When They Cry really as powerful as people say it or they use statements as facts?

>>149246215
…and failed because Asura was already the better man by the sheer virtue of not being a psychotic killer.

>>149242001
Batman will feed and int

>>149246215
>Deku is about to arrest the League of Villains until KINGtos stops him
>"Boy...let them go."
>Tenya speaks up, clearly shocked.
>"But Kratos! They killed so many pe-
>"BOY! Listen to me, they may have made mistakes in their lives...but they deserve to have a second chance. I was like them once, angry at the world. Arresting them wouldn't make things better."
>GODtos then breaks Shiggaraki's, Toga's, Dabi's, Spinner's, Mr. Compress's, and Twice's handcuffs
>LORDtos watches them go free and then turns to face Class 1-A with a smile
>"One day...they will be good. You lot have much to learn...about being better men."

>reached bump limit
Thor kept his promise

>>149246216
there are no supernatural powers at all in umineko, everyone is a normal humans. the magic shit is all schizo delusions. it was small bombs.

Thor won this thread in a manner which even I didn't expect.

Aizen won

>>149246279
why is he so fucking ugly

Superman won

>>149246279
FUARK! That's my HERO!
>>149246303
...the being in a shitty series competition.

Post Simon having Soul Jax resistances

>>149246337
>Jax
Well he does call his henchmen Espada

Yep, looks like MarvelGODs won yet again!

Bring me Akuma.