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HEED MY WORDS EVILDOERS
IF THOU DOST WISH TO CHALLENGE THE ODINSON, THOU WILL FACE THE DIVINE POWER OF MIGHTY MJOLNIR
NEVER SHALL THE GOD OF THUNDER RELENT
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>>149289743 (OP)They do Wondy vs Thor 2, who wins?
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Reposting, what's the rundown on the Dragon Ball rights issues? I know Dragon Ball rights are all fucked up right now but I don't actually know what the conflict is. Maybe give it in the next thread since this one is ending.
>>149289759I know gold woman is outside help but if they do a rematch I want full wank, like GVS3. What even is Diana's strongest form without outside help stuff?
So how is it looking for Miles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WMwU9oP8So
>statementscaling is stupid, unless it make my character outerversal
>>149289839>Venom Blast good on mutated foesYeah it's over fro Deku.
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>>149289817>still no episode
>>149289817I dont have the greatest grasp but isn't it because iyoku left shuiesha and made capsule corp and they're fighting for the rights? No idea how Toyo is in the midst of this
>>149289863He’s specifically not a mutant though. Quirkless. And OFA doenst change genes
>>149289876Deky had to get OFA from eating All Might's hair
>>149289839Not too good, but Venom Blast might be useful. Whether Miles wins or loses depends entirely on how generous they are with his scaling and this doesn't tell us anything so far.
>>149289875It is a mexican standoff between Shueisha, Iyoku and Toriyama's estate.
Guys! Guys! I found the perfect Deku power scaling video!
https://youtu.be/3c70LN0k3tk?si=V5dQjMyfe7qIx39r
>>149289856statementscaling jobs to ripping off religious cosmologies
>>149289817Iyoku left Shueisha and started Capsule Corp Tokyo which is basically a Dragon Ball only company. Some interviews after Toriyama's death also revealed that Toriyama was going to side with Iyoku and that he had more trust in him than Shueisha, but in the end it all depends on Toriyama's estate. Shueisha is content on drip feeding DB content and raking revenue from gacha while Iyoku wants to basically go full Marvel/DC in terms of Dragon Ball content.
>>149289944Shueisha is SHIT.
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>>149289944I see, thank you. Sounds like a real shitshow, I can understand Toyo being frustrated and just wanting to continue his manga. If Toriyama wanted it to go to Iyoku's company then I think it should lean him, but I also think his estate deserves to have a say in the manner, and Dragon Ball going full Marvel/DC style content farming sounds terrible.
>>149289831Goddess of War, it technically wasn't help she just took the power for herself.
>>149289875>No idea how Toyo is in the midst of thisToyo is only the artist working on the manga, he has no stake in the franchise. Still, from his interview yesterday, you can clearly tell from his wording that Shueisha is the one stalling on DB because Toyo really wants to work on it.
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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"Oh, Miles, I'm sorry for shining the light so directly into your face. I'm sure you've noticed where you're at - tied to the torture chair in the Ochako rape dungeon beneath our house."
>"Want to know why? It's because I've caught you bulling for Tenya and Todoroki again. I didn't want to do what I'm about to do, but you've left me with no other choice. *Deku produces a knife from a nearby table with various other instruments and puts on Reidi by Therewolf Media*
>"I've been an honorable cuckold if there ever was one, Miles. I've faithfully put on Therewolf Media or Brandon Yates with Spiral of Emotion excluded everytime you fucked my nazi bitch girlfriends, and yet, you go out and bull for another couple with science knows what music playing. It's possible they even put on Spiral of Emotion by your suggestion.
>"That nigger like behavior just won't do, Miles. I'm sorry but you've forced my hand" *begins cutting off Mile's right ear, making him scream muffled cries into his mouth gag sounds, his neck veins bulging, held by the leather belt to the chair, tears streaming from his eyes*
>"Mmh, so beautiful. Black blood. The same blood that should run in every subhuman in the world once wh*te people go *orgasms* extinct. If only you remained loyal to the cause you may have helped me achieve this world. But you didn't.
>*Deku now produces a hammer from the same table as before*
>"I'm sorry Kratos, I am sending one of your finest warriors back into your bosom. Do not forgive me, I deserve to burn in hell like every mu*ie."
>*Deku smashes and smashes Miles's head with the hammer with 100% OFA strength, sending blood and bits of bone and brain matter everywhere*
>"Now, for my last step" *'Ku takes a syringe from the table with some unknown substance in it and injects Miles's penis, it hardens, and Deku cuts it off* "I'll keep your glorious adulterous BBC. Heh, not the first and certainly not the last one in my collection. *Snickers*
>>149289999Is that the Trinity storyline with the Krona egg?
>>149290024>Niggas can't fight. They don't possess the strength of character or mental quickness to be a great fighter! That's what all the best fighters in the world have always been white men. Jack Dempsey! Rocky Marciano! Sylvester Stallone! And don't forget about Ralph Macchio!
>>149290065What about Spawn?
>>149290024>Niggas can't fight. They don't possess the strength of character or mental quickness to be a great fighter! That's why all the best fighters in the world have always been white men. Jack Dempsey! Rocky Marciano! Sylvester Stallone! And don't forget about Ralph Macchio!
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>>149289759Pre-Crisis Wonder Woman had a lot of good feats and abilities.
I am walking down an ally of /a/ - anime listening to some REIDI BY THEREWOLF MEDIA, when a gang of BLACKS appear before me. I jump up and down in joy.
"Where you going, HUWITEboi?" Miles asks.
"I'll go w-wherever you take me," I say
One of the BLACK men grabs me by the throat.
"You ain't going nowhere, sissy," Miles says. "Now get cho cute ass on the ground."
I obey, and he starts ripping my clothes off. All of the BLACK men whip their 18 INCH SNAKES out.
They start TEARING into every orifice in my body. I feel immense pleasure from the HYPERMASCULINITY of these individuals.
"You like that, ya white femboi?" the one DICKING me in my mouth asks.
"Y-yes," I gargle.
His COCK is GIRTHIER and LONGER than any BA I have ever accepted.
"Oh, by the way whiteboi, we be taking your women too!" one says, as he pulls his THROBBING DICK out of my cute little anus. He walks over to a melanin-deficient wh*Te woman Ochako and PENETRATES her.
"You ain't making no white muties anymore," he grunted as he dominated her. "Yo childrens is black spideys now."
"Yes, s-sir..." I say.
A large BLACK hand grabs my head and turns me towards a dominating face.
"Whiteboi, I think I like you," Miles says.
He sinks his lips into mine and his tongue crawls into my mouth. My oxytocin levels skyrocket and he licks my mouth while cupping my balls and fingering my anus with five fingers before VENOM BLASTing me. The other BLACK men stroke their love muscles at me.
At once, a large amount of projectile from each individual penis fire like artillery cannons. They all make a direct hit on me, and it smells like AFRICAN CUM.
"This is only the start, whiteboi," they say. "Every whiteboi gon get colonized this way."
They leave me and Och*ko lying on the street, completely naked covered in cum.
THANK GAWD they didn't bring "Spiral of Emotion" like every crackloving nigger who gave me AIDS ENJOYS.
>>149290101>reddit Go back
>>149290101>defending pedophiliaExcuse me?
>>149289743 (OP)shouldn't this debate be between Superman and Vegeta, since Goku has never beat either of them.
>>149290123...a hard fought and legendary battle with Superman!
>>149290080I feel so does classic Thor
>>149290080She also moved the sun… that one time, although in a modern iteration she needed help to move it in time or something like that
>>149289743 (OP)Godzilla has more in common with Superman than Goku for the whole "Symbol of power who must not be defeated" connection at this point
>>149290123... against Sailor Moon or Saint Saiya to give Le fans a pity wins since no one cares about Simon
>*Miles crying to himself infront of the mirror*
>"DEKU, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?"
>*miles turns off reidi by therewolf media*
>"RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING COMPLAINTS FROM OTHER KEKOLDS AT THE VASECTOMY BOOTH AT THE DEATH BATTLE COMICCON YOU'VE MAD COMMENTS THAT ARE RATHER... TRANSPHOBIC, LATELY."
>"DEKU, SINCE I WASN'T AROUND TO HEAR YOU MAKING EXPLICITLY TRANSPHOBIC REMARKS YOURSELF, I CAN'T ABIDE BY THESE RUMORS AND PUNISH YOU, MUCH LIKE HOW THE NARRATIVE OF NIGGERS BEING OPPRESSED BY WHITES FOR CENTURIES IS A TACTIC MADE BY JEWS TO ENSLAVE THE WHITE RACE."
>"HOWEVER WE *DO* NEED TO TAKE ACTION TO FIGHT TRANSPHOBIA WHENEVER POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY FOR THE SAKE OF MY GWEN WHO YOU FUCK UP THE BUM EVERY NIGHT."
>"YOU CAN'T GO AROUND MAKING TRANSPHOBIC COMMENT, DEKU. I WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT TRANS RIGHTS *ARE* HUMAN RIGHTS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ALL NARCISSISTIC SMELLY GREASY FAT AUTISTIC MEN IN DRESSES WHO SMELL OF STAL SWEAT AND URETHRAL GUNK. YOU AS A MU*IE SHOULD UNDERSTAND THEIR PLIGHT IS MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE AND AS A LEFTIST TRANS RIGHTS ARE THE NEXT SMALL BUT NECESSARY STEP IN THE ROAD TO TOTAL (LITERAL AND GORY) GENOCIDE OF THE BL*CK RACE.
>"I HAVE A BIG RESPONSIBILITY, DEKU. IT'S *MY* JOB TO CURB TRANSPHOBIA WHENEVER AND WHEREVER POSSIBLE EVEN FROM STUPID MUTIES LIKR YOU. I'M SORRY DEKU, BUT AS A PREVENTIVE MEASURE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FORBID YOU FROM LISTENING TO TRANSPHOBIC MUSIC SUCH AS "Spiral of Emotion", "Game Over", "Hell's Angels", "Fireborn" AND "Requiem for a Thief". INSTEAD I'LL ASSIGN SPECIFIC HOURS IN THE DAY FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO PRO-TRANS/PRO BLACK ON WHITE BLACKED RAW BNWO SISSY WHITE BOY SNOWBUNNY KEKOLD MARVEL/DC PRIDE MONTH MUSIC SUCH AS "Reidi", "Wild Tomfooler E", EVERY SONIC DB TRACK AND OF COURSE, THE SUMPTUOUS MUSIC OF THEREWOLF MEDIA'S MASTERPIECE IN THE GLORY OF MY MASTER KRATOS, Reidi."
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My tranny wife is the biggest whore I've ever known and I love it. He’s let every guy he’s ever gotten to know fuck him and get fucked by him. Even my mother and Peni have gotten fucked by him. Every one of my friends has fucked him. 3 or 4 of my friends will come over to my house to watch the game or whatever and he’ll come into the living room and penetrate our assholes one at a time. Or he’ll be in the middle of cooking and one of my friends will just bend him over the counter and fuck him.
My wife absolutely loves sex. He made it clear the first time we went out that he could never be exclusive to me. His libido is far too high to be satisfied by one man. I still fuck him once or twice every day on top of letting him cum in my asshole but it's nowhere near enough for him. I had a few virgin Zoomer friends from different universes but they weren't virgins for long! The first few times a new guy fucks her they're rather shy/withdrawn when they come over and try to make up some bullshit about canon events but after they've fucked him a few times they just say "hey Miles, I'm here to fuck Gwen” when I answer the door.
One of the biggest perks of having a sexually liberated wife is that he NEVER turns down sex. Even when he’s dilating he’ll ASK me to fuck him, because it makes him feel better. None of this bullshit "not tonight, Miles, I got my guts smashed by Miguel" nonsense. During his birthday party last year she must have let at least 20 Spider-men fuck him but even then when he came to bed he put me on my fours and buckbroke me.
I don't know what the hell happened between the 70's where the attitude was "free love" and today where men think "if she's slept with one other man she's a whore" but it's ridiculous. Sex is fucking awesome. If anything women need to be MORE sexual like my wife is. Unfortunately most whores nowadays are picky as fuck. You can't be a real whore if you won’t make getting gangbanged by the Spider-Society a canon event.
Why can't these threads have a normal waiting period that doesn't involve cuckoldry in any way?
>>149289944I just hope whatever happens is worse for Dragon Ball and its fanbase.
>>149289743 (OP)Why so many death battle threads on /co/ and most of the time the same characters over and over again?
I remember when Miles said all of those things.
>>149290077>"And don't forget about Lord Frieza! Of course the Emperor of the Universe is a white man! He did his best to get rid of those monkeys, but some just slipped through his fingers! Typical! He even has revitiligo, just like Michael Jackson and I!"
>>149290203Because nobody banned /DBS/ when they started acting like /b/.
>>149290024>>149290097I remember when Deku said all of those things.
Miles said all of those things whilst writing a fanfiction where Sam fucks Kamala while he watches from the corner.
>spiral of emotion
always makes me laugh dammit
If 12 year old girls ENJOY sex with older men I don't see what the problem is. You shouldn't force YOUR hang ups on children, that's grooming.
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I, DeKEK, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Shonen humbly kneel to:
Shigaraki-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in Death Battle and who I needed others to beat for me in my own final battle.
Asta-sama, winner of my Death Battle and my other master.
Miles-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.
Bakugo-sama, who has surpassed me in every way and stole my girl.
Todoroki-sama, whose Death Battle victory I can never measure up to.
All Might-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
Gentle Criminal-sama, who I JOBBED to and was forced to watch as he RAILED his wife La Brava in front of me.
Vulture-sama, who effortlessly ONE-SHOT me with his pinky toe.
Invincible-sama, who would knock me out of One For All 100% full power with ease and proceed to beat the shit out of me.
The entire Marvel Universe, who I am afraid of because my verse's Quirks PALES in comparison to their COSMIC POWERS.
The X-Men, who me and my lessers shamelessly ripped off (They're also so much cooler than my own heroes and classmates.)
>MILES, I'M SORRY BUT I FOUND A NEW BLACK BULL WITH A COCK THAT'S 0.01 INCHES LARGER THAN YOURS! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO!!
>HOWEVER I'LL GIVE YOU MY ENTIRE COLLECTION OF Therewolf Media CDS OF 'Reidi' TO ALLWAYS REMEMBER ME BY
>WHAT THE EMPERORTOS DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT THEM??? UGH FINE, JUST GO THEN
>HOLD ON MILES, I ALMOST FORGOT! COME BACK HERE SO I CAN CASTRATE YOU!!!
>I CAN'T JUST LET YOU GO RUNNING AROUND FUCKING WHITE TRANNIES LIKE GWEN WITH INFERIOR BBC GENES NOW CAN I??? GIVE IT A FEW GENERATIONS AND NIGLET MUTTS MIGHT RUN AROUND WITH PEEPEES AS BIG AS THE AVERAGE TWP!!!
>COME BACK HERE MILES!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE USED TO RUNNING FROM THE LAW AND ARE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T CATCH UP THE YOUR BLACK BABOON NIGGER ASS AND FLOPPING BBC!!!
>NOOOO YOUR FILTHY COAL BLACK CHODE TOPPLED MY STACK OF BRANDON YATES CDS!!!! THEY'RE ALL FUCKING RUINED EXCEPT FOR THE ONE WHICH IS ONLY ABLE TO PLAY THE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE THAT IS spiral of emotion!!!! FUCK YOU MILES IF YOUR BBC WAS 0.01 ICHES BIGGER IT WOULD'VE AT LEAST SCRATCHED THAT PART TOO!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU SUBHUMAN JUNGLE DWELLING NIGGER MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT
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I, JOBiles, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Marvel humbly kneel to:
Miguel-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in my own movie despite being an obscure spider-man variant no one has ever heard of.
Static-sama. winner of my Death Battle and my other master who is also the superior black teenage superhero.
Deku-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.
Peter-sama, the original Spider-MAN whose name and reputation I shamelessly rely on every single day of my life and who I owe all of my success to.
Kingpin-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
Gwen-sama, my loving trans girlfriend who rails my ass with her feminine penis every time she gets tired of fucking Peni’s underage Asian coochie.
Prowler Miles-sama, my less pathetic alternate universe self who would effortlessly knock me out in a single punch with ease and beat the shit out of me.
The entire Batman verse, who I am afraid of because my spider webs PALE in comparison to their street level powers.
*bang bang bang bang bang*
>DEKU, LET ME INTO THE BEDROOM, I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT GOD OF WAR ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR BEJITA BEJITASSON (MAY KINGTOS REST HIS SOUL)...
*Kneels and raises fist*
>PHEW, DEKU. I NEARLY DID A HECKING RACISM ARE YOU OKAY
*Adjusts mask*
>YOU CAN'T JUST CUM ON THE FLOOR AND LEAVE IT THERE!!! YOU NEED TO USE A TISSUE! USE IT RIGHT NOW!! BE A BETTER MAN!!!!!
>DEKU, IS THAT A MUTIE DNA TEST? A-ARE YOU A MU....MU....MUTIE DEKU???
>DEKU YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT MUTIES ARE INTOLERANT PIECES OF SHIT DEKU, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF WHITE ARYAN FLATSCANS MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER #1 ENEMY DEKU. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON Therewolf Media TO BLAST KINGTOS'S THEME SONG Reidi AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY MOM AND PENI WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A MU*IE
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN PETER PARKER WHOSE BULL IS PAUL RABIN DEKU. PAUL FUCKING RABIN! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A AUTHOR SELF INSERT BVLL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A MUTIE I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS DEKU!
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Spiral of Emotion" BY BRANDON YATES AND THE WHOLE OF BRANDON'S NON-VOCALS TRACKS, IS IT DEKU? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER!
>YOU'RE A HATEFUL, HATING PERSON. YOU HATE PEOPLE LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M FULL OF LOVE.
>MOTHERF*CKER I SAID LOVE! I WILL F*CKING K*LL YOU YOU EVIL HATEFUL MONSTER! LOVE WINS!!!!
>I'M THE F*CKING LAUGHING STOCK OF KEKS, HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT?
>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THE WORLD PRO KEKOLD CONFERENCE NOW HUH? I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE KEYNOTE SPEECH ABOUT GODEMPERORKINGTOS AND HOW MUCH MORE POWERFUL HE IS THAN ASURA TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO DEKU? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL PURE JAPANESE FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Deku and Peni’s sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A MIXED BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A MIXED BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLL!!?
>HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN OUR UNIVERSES GOT CROSSED OVER!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING BROWN MIXED BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A MIXED BABY!!! IF HE WAS WHITE I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS GWEN’S (who gapes my asshole daily btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BROWN KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT MIXED BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA VENOM SHOCK THAT BABY’S FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY SONY PICTURES LICENSED FLIP FLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL MAKE YOU GETTING GANGBANGED BY CLASS 1-A A CANON EVENT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT PETER’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
STAAAAARS AREEEEE FOOOOORMIIIING
BIIIIIIIG BAAAANG STOOOOOORMIIIING
>*RIPS FROM THAT FUCKING BONG* AAHHH MAAAAAN, DEKU, THIS SURE IS SOME FINE FUCKING ASS WEED. HONESTLY, SMOKING FROM A BONG LIKE THIS WITH SOME QUALITY WEED SHOULD BE MANDATORY BY LAW, WE COULD END HECKIN' RACISM AND WHITE SUPREMACY IF PEOPLE JUST SMOKED IT. I SWEAR BY SCIENCE THAT WEED IS THE Therewolf Media OF DRUGS, ACTUALLY PUT SOME OF THAT SHIT ON, I COULD DO SOME LISTENING TO Reidi. ANYWAY. WEED. IT'S THE HEALING FORCE OF THE WORLD. EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD SHOULD ENJOY IT, EVEN THAT STUPID BITCH WHORE NAZI CHUD GWEN SHOULD SMOKE SOME SO SHE REALIZES THE MISTAKES OF HER WAYS FOR BEING SUCH A WHITE WHORE AND REALIZE THAT SHE'S BUILT FOR BIG QUIRKHAVER COCK. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HERE YOU STUPID BITCH, SMOKE THIS SHIT. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND TAKE A FUCKING HIT YOU STUPID WHORE BEFORE I FUCKING PUSH YOUR EYEBALLS IN WITH MY THUMBS. YEAH, THAT'S IT, YEAH SMOKE IT, WHORE. WAIT, HUH, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! NAH I'MMA DO MY OWN THING!!!!!!!! *venom blasts gwen's cock cage*
>YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH DEKU'S BABY YOU TRANNY WHORE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HECKIN' HEALTHY QUIRK HAVING STUD THAT WILL RAPE MORE QUIRKLESS NIGGAS LIKE ME IN THE FUTURE AND AND FURTHER OUR PLANS TO EXTERMINATE QU*RKLESS PEOPLE ONCE AND FOR ALL, YOU FUCKING WHORE WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING? OH, MAN YOU CAN'T TALK, OH LOL YOU'RE ACTUALLY DYING, THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD. UNF, THAT SURE IS A LOT OF BLOOD, HEY, GET AWAY FROM THE FUNKO POP FURNITURE DON'T DRENCH IT IN YOUR BLOOD. DON'T GO TO MY HELL'S ANGELS VINYLS COLLECTION EITHER YOU DUMB BITCH! YEAH, JUST DIE THERE ON THE FLOOR, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, RIGHT THERE. HMM. UGH. THAT'S SO MUCH BLOOD.
>WELP DEKU, GUESS THAT'S THAT, SHE'S DEAD LOL, THE SAD THING IS THAT NOW THAT SHE'S DEAD OUR ONE FOR ALL CHILD YOU BLESSED HER NAZI INCEL ALT-RIGHT KREMLIN ANTIVAX WOMB WITH IS GONE WITH HER. WELP, TOO BAD, IT'S ALL HER FAULT FOR SMOKING THIS WEED WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT. WELL, AT LEAST NOW YOU GET TO RAPE PENI'S UNDERAGE JAP PUSSY OR EVEN MY MOM. LOL.
Do you have these loaded in the chamber or do you type them up as you go along
This will be Death Battle's final episode
>OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT THE SCRAMBLE FOR AFRICA THE QUIRK HAVING EVROPEANS WOULD LITERALLY GO INTO VILLAGES, DRAG EVERY FUCKING MUGGA FROM THEM (READ: EVERY SINGLE MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD LIVING THERE), TIE THEM UP, FORCE THE PARENTS WATCH THEIR LITTLE GIRLS GETTING RAPED, THEIR LITTLE BOYS GETTING THEIR ENTRAILS PULLED OUT THROUGH BAYONET WOUNDS, THEIR WOMEN GETTING IMPALED THROUGH THEIR VAGINAS, CAUSING EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS THEIR ORGANS GOT PERFORATED UNTIL THEY BLED OUT AND DIED WHILE THE MEN WERE FORCED TO WATCH AS THIS HAPPENED.
>THIS BY ITSELF WAS FUCKING EPIC SINCE IT HAPPENED TO NIGGERS, BUT GOD, JUST IMAGINE IF IT WERE WHITE BVLLS DOING IT TO MODERN QUIRKLESS NOGS (READ: EVERY BLACK MAN BLACK WOMAN AND BLACK CHILD CURRENTLY ALIVE)! OH MY GOD, AMAZING! IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD IM LITERALLY MASTURBATING TO THE IDEA RIGHT NOW WHILE THEREWOLF MEDIA AND VOCAL BRANDON YATES' TRACKS WHERE HE'S THE SINGER PLAYS!
>MAN, WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE QUIRK HAVING M*N VILLAGERS JUST TO WITNESS SUCH A THING. SCIENCE, IT MAKES ME ALMOST WANT TO BREED MY DUMB TRANNY BOYFRIEND GWEN AND ABORT UNTIL WE GET A NON-SPIDER GIRL, IN THE OFF CHANCE THAT DEKU AND THE QVIRK BVLLS FINALLY RISE UP AND MURDER EVERY BLACK PERSON AS THEY SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO. WITH ANY LUCK MY LITTLE GIRL WILL BE OLD ENOUGH AND ILL GET TO LIVE THROUGH THIS KINO IN PERSON! FUCKING EPIC! I KNOW I'LL CALL IN DEKU AND TELL HIM TO START WEARING A CONDOM WHEN HE FUCKS GWEN AND PENI AND MY MOM, I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UGH I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA SAY IT, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS EPICNESS, IM GONNA BREED A LITTLE BLACK GIRL INSIDE GWEN'S TRANNY WOMB SO THAT ONE DAY I CAN WITNESS HER GLORIOUS EPIC DEATH AT THE HANDS OF WHITE BVLLS WHILE KRATOS'S THEME SONG REIDI PLAYS FULL BLAST!!!!!!
>Meanwhile at the X-Mansion
"Alright Class 1-A, since you all were defeated by Stilt Man, I, Professor Xaiver have decided to take you all in."
"In fact, we need you guys for an important job. Come along."
>Class 1-A is excited as they finally get to work with the X-Men, their superiors.
>They all begin to discuss what missions they would do and how awesome it will be.
"Here we are children! Your new role at the Xavier Institute!"
>Class 1-A look at the building in front of them...and they're stumped. Tsuyu looks at the professor in confusion.
"Uhhh...this is a McDonalds. *Ribbit*"
"Correction Ms. Asui, it's the X-Mansion's McDonalds! Here you and the rest of your classmates will serve the fine mutants here since you guys are too weak to go on missions. I figured this would give you all the chance to learn real world skills and help out in the community."
>They are given metal briefcases and they open them to reveal...McDonalds uniforms.
"Oh...and your job begins in a few minutes. Good luck."
>preview drops
>Venom effective against mutated DNA
Will this be a red herring or will this be the one thing to change the fight?
I remember when Deku and Miles said all this.
>>149290011Well Toyoble isn't the only one. Naho Ooishi also does work in the form of Dragon Ball SD. She also wrote the Bardock Special (SSJ).
>>149290206>most of the time the same characters over and over again?Mostly because they're the most recognizable ones with tons of material and matchups to choose from. /co/ is also one of the few,if not the only board that allows this type of thread so you're bound to see the same capes over and over.
There could be more variety of characters if /a/ allowed death battle threads over there,but alas,mods hate fun
I've always been good at knowing my street tier limit
Keep finding new tranny holes to fit in
Have faith in Deku to give mutie babies to myself....
Give me herald scaling to rise to, I'll face it
And every shred of antifeats, I'll erase it
Have faith in the Swank that gives FTL to yourself...
I CANNOT DEFEAT THE WEAKEST VERSE OF /a/
NO MATTER...HOW MUCH MY SHILLS PRAY
Masters of building tier, every time
Please give me my scaling, stars align
With the palm of my hand...Marvel heralds actually laugh at my blasts...
Give me sub city scaling to rise to, can't even make it
And every shred of not even supersonic, can't erase it
where there is comicfags, there is COOOOPE
IN EVERY PANEL MY FEATS ARE FAKE
NO MOUNTAIN OR PLANET CAN I BREAK
Been buried deep inside made up feats so incandescently
Illuminated by the heralds 'beneath' me
Making these wall feats better than I can concieve
I'm not even higher than Tier 7-B!
MASSIVE QUIRK DNA CUM LOADS IN MY MIND
GOING RIGHT FOR PENI'S INSIDES
FROM THE EDGING IN MY KEK CHAIR I'M IN
RIO AND DEKU'S NEW BABY COMING INTO THE LIIIIIGHT
One for All owns me...
Spider-Man I'll never be...
MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE OF ALL TIME!
ONLY WITH DC WE DRAW A TIE!
MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE.....OF ALL TIME!
WE'RE ALL SUB BUILDING MHA VICTIMS ALRIGHT!
>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Peni's BVLLS DEKV and CHADgaraki clash BIG QUARK COCKs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BQC holy FUARK!!!*
In every panel my feats are fake...
No mountain or planet can I break...
I cannot defeat the weakest verse of /a/...
NO MATTER...HOW HARD MY.......SHILLS.....PRAY!!!!!!!!!!
ONE FOR ALL OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!
SPIDER-MAN I'LL NEVER BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>149290317>ThIs WaS vEnGeNcE fOr AlL tHe AnImE cHaRaCtErS wHo LoSt To Dc!!How much of a windowlicker do you have to be to believe that?
>>149290372It will come up in the verdict to back up "venom shock could possibly work" and then they'll say Miles would never land it in most cases and Deku winning with a single attack is way easier.
>>149290337He queues them up on different devices
>>149290370Working at McDonald's is more dignified than being a member of the X-Men
>>149290203/dbs/ and Cuckanon just are a stubborn stain upon us.
>>149290421...coped Class 1-A as they scrubbed toilets.
>>149290438I would rather scrub toilets than be a disgusting mutie
>>149290203You would have to ban most of /dbg/ to not have people mocking Miles and Deku.
>>149290438Scrubbing toilets is more dignified than being a member of the X-Men
>>149290206/co/ has the lionshare of powerscaler content since DC, Marvel, and Image have all contributed to the cultural positions of character strengths.
>>149290123...his Oxygen King title! 0-3 baby!
Thor is a massive jobber btw
>>149290460>Posts weaker version of Thor
>>149290443>>149290445Rather be an X-men and a mutie than a weak Quirkcuck.
>>149290460Wasn’t he just teleported to Asgard or something?
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>>149290372>>149290411I still don’t know why everyone hinges on it so badly. It came up like once against Ultimate Norman
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>>149290421>Billions given to charity >Fed less fortunate for reasonable prices>Logo known all around the world >Symbol of a country, no other restaurant can claim that>Most powerful clown in fiction, solos pennywise Despite all muh evil capitalism , they're still spending their hard earned shekels for it
McDonald's/McDicks/Maccas and Ronald >>>> you're favorite mascots
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What are they talking about bros?
>>149290488You forgot the infinite variations of him wrecking people's computers in MUGEN
>>149290269>>149290300DC bros... are our writers pedos?
>>149290318No way does he have a higher pain tolerance than Deku. Deku not only fights with broken bones, but his style of going all out in a fight literally involves further injuring himself. That degree of resilience to push yourself is crazy.
>>149290372Deku does not have mutated DNA, it's his entire backstory.
>>149290506I’m pretty sure OFA mutated him
>>149290476>>149290460My king survived this and was teleported by The Enchantress
>>149290501>MUGEN scaling at least give em a chance anon. They don't even have memes as quality as this
https://youtu.be/Q16KpquGsIc?si=HismvPKNKjArz-cZ
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>>149290300>deadpool has a teenage superhero daughter he's fiercely protective ofNew idea for rematch?
>>149290488Oh, and he did what the United States couldn't: Conquer Vietnam
>>149290528No, everyone must learn to fear the power of Dark Donald.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes? More like Earth's Mightiest KINO!
>>149290502Yeah
>>149290460Can anyone Thor bros explain odinforce thor jobbing to a boulder is it really just a bad anti-feat or is it of our context?
>>149290345What the fuck is this even from?
>>149290502Marv Wolfman started his career at Marvel, as did Steve Englehart.
>>149290506Current arguments are literally
>OFA game him all those powers so he must have been mutated>Please ignore All Might still being Quirkless/ not Mutated after using up what little of OFA he had left
>>149290125Toddlers in reddit unironically believe drawings have rights and they are seething over a Loli Vtuber
>>149290510It doesn't. OFA has quirk bestowal as one of it's powers and gets passed along, it doesn't mean whoever gets it is a mutant as well. It's spiritual rather than genetic
>>149290421No lies detected.
>>149290101>CHADitStay here.
>>149290550From an animator who's done a bunch of versions of specifically the final fight during the Tournament of Power from BDS replacing 17 and Frieza and jiren for Superman Iron man and Thanos for some reason
>>149290506>>149290560You pass on One for All by eating the dna of the last holder. Quirks are just dumb like that where they're DNA based but can also be stolen or passed on and show up as vestiges, like how All for One steals people's powers despite them having it genetically imprinted into them.
>>149290573Gets passed on by eating DNA. It's genetic transferral
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>>149290543Thorbro but nah there's no context, it's just a bad anti-feat. It's the same issue (and page) Thor harms Galactus and then at the end of the issue Thor survives a planet exploding. I think Cates just wasn't thinking about the scale gap.
>>149290123... the likability contest
>>149290601...on opposite day.
>>149290587Actually, the claim for Izuku bejng genetically altered comes down to the last fight. He needed to give Shigaraki his blood, so his DNA was passed down with OFA embers
>>149290595If that's all you needed to do to get OFA then it would have probably passed on from All Might a while ago.
The main transference of power comes from the vestiges. It's spiritual shit
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>>149290596Pic rel, it's pretty baffling
>>149290533>Ronald transcend it's creatorsKing
>>149290618Why tho? I like him
>>149290488>we're never getting this Kino matchup fuck man
>>149290632You like him? What are you, gay?
>Just found out that mario and wario are insipred by popeye and bluto
Thoughts on this match up?
>>149290621Wrong, All Might always confirmed it needs the intent
>>149290633Dark Donald vs MUGEN Colonel Sanders would have the STRONGEST characters in ALL of Death Battle history btw
>>149290656that's what I said
>>149290596>>149290626Question for Thorbro, what is the context for Thor killing Galactus anyways,
N-no... I'm a jobber... I'm fodder, a cuck, a total loser, a massive fraud... I'm better off putting the fries in the bag and letting the CHADS of fiction handle this... Hell i'm better off just killing myself... Mother, father... God has forsaken me...
>>149290621But it’s still proof of DNA being altered, otherwise Izuku wouldn’t need to infect Shigaraki with his blood
>>149290682It's never over, even if you are jobber you can always improve. You can only go up when you're at the bottom Asura
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>>149290667Thor had the Power Cosmic and then further drained Galactus' power before killing him with Mjolnir. Issue 6 of Cates' Thor run from 2020.
>>149290709Wasn’t Galactus also amped from the planets?
>>149290682Don’t worry Kratos I’m sure you’ll destroy a mountain in your next game.
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>>149290709He then used Galactus' corpse as a bomb to defeat the Black Winter by detonating all the Power Cosmic inside it.
>>149290720Galactus says he's the strongest he's ever been.
>two 0-1 guys forced to fight for scraps just to avoid being inducted in the oxygen club
>>149290633>Sanders is an icon in Asia>But Ronald has NBA/Basketball scaling on his sideThis is a thinking man's matchup
>two 1-0 LEGENDS fighting for glory to enter the realm of champions
>>149290401>>ThIs WaS vEnGeNcE fOr AlL tHe AnImE cHaRaCtErS wHo LoSt To Dc!!All two of them? No one has ever said this.
>>149290735Browser vs Eggman was awesome you whiner
>>149290744>Ghost Rider vs Spawn out of nowhere
>>149290744Literally Akuma vs Shao Kahn shame the animation sucked ass
>>149290759Hoe did Shao Kahn win that anyways, did he get multiversal scaling?
>>149290766Scaling to Cetrion growing planet sized in her fatality.
>>149290766Yes. He was threatening other verses apart from his own since MK2.
>>149290766They scaled him to people he's never fought and an attack that he never dodges that's only used for a specific fatality
>>149290741it truly is
one is a hax god and could probably beat everyone this season, the other is busted with DC scaling
one has basketball scaling, the other has dating sim scaling
one is one of the nicest fictional characters, the other has boundless level curses that effected the real world
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Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.
>>149290682There's always being a smelly hobo, Simon...
>>149290816GET HIM OUTTA HERE
HE'S GOT AIDS
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Victory comes with no certain satisfaction. I may never know why we were made to fight. If violence is ever truly justified. But perhaps, there is something... worthy in the battle. Something beyond my understanding.
>>149290682Sorry Kyle, at least Hal knows you’re a better Green Lantern than him, for whatever that’s worth.
>>149290842Didn't this guy get jumped by a bunch of Mexicans lol?
>>149290855listroon scales to Silver Surfer?
>>149290824Kek, based, canon.
>>149290853Kek, based, canon.
My hero...lost.. I guess it's time to troon out.
>>149290871My hero won so I get to fuck you
>>149290871Kylebro btw don’t know if that matters
>>149290816Jobs to Ricardo Milos
>somebody makes a sensible joke about Simon
>within minutes KYLEKYLEKYLE DCDCDC and parroting ensues
What causes this level of mindbreak? Reminds me of the benpedo.
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Ubel solos.
>>149290883>Instantly jumps at the first opportunity to fuck a troonFavorite character?
>>149290905Simonbro, of course! We love our transwomen!
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Thoughts?
>>149290871Your hero got skull-fucked by Spawn years ago, Kratosxister… you’re already a troon.
>>149290766He got bogus ritual wank like he can just do that sort of stuff on a whim alongside non canon ending stuff. Then again I think they gave Akuma Oni which is also non canon
>>149290927YUUUUUUUUP MY HERO GOKU WOULD DO THIS!
>>149290927Shazam is the name of the wizard. He'd call himself Captain Marvel, his actual name.
>>149290905Kylebro obviously, we love trannies more than dead women in fridges!
>>149290927Goku wouldnt do that
>>149290927>a touch of respect in his voiceRESPECTFULku the goddamn HONORABLE!
hey don't get mad at my guy just because he put DC's cosmology on fraudwatch
>>149290927PSYCHOku would do this.
>Bark! Bark! Bark!
>Down boy! That's enough from you!
>>149290766>realm merging and tanking an attack from the elder gods put him at planet level. Blaze's ending where he destroys all the realms was used as supporting evidence>didn't give him a resistance to the raging demon, they just deemed it irrelevant>cetrion can fire a laser from space so that makes him relativistic because uhhh it just does okay!
>>149290927Jirenbros? What the fuck did PSYCHOku mean by this?
>>149290966Kratos Beats Composite-fiction. It seems like DOGsura hasn't learned to be a better man
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>>149290734Does Wonder Woman have anything comparable?
>>149290994Fuark my hero learned from his mistakes and became a BETTER MAN. MUTTsura is a one-note raging monster with no development.
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>>149290966>Solos the 2d, 2d, and HD GTA verses
I FUARKING love western cape GODmics so much bros....
>>149291014Nah, though Thor was amped here so it would just be a feat for his energy absorption, which wouldn't really matter against Wonder Woman.
Thor should be more powerful no matter what, if Wonder Woman wins it would be because she's faster and can cut him.
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Asura... We must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Don't you want a bright, inclusive and diverse future for Mithra?
>>149291019>2d, 3d, and HD No regerts
>>149291049Thor can easily cut her with Jarbjorn.
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Mighty GODS!
Legendary WARRIORS!
And above all, valiant HEROES!
>>149291049Reminder they made up the piercing weakness
>>149291059Diana wants the Asgardian BWC.
>>149291059What would the kid be like
>>149290488Just for the funsies
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>>149291076EUGENICSman...
>>149291015>MUTTsura is a one-note raging monster with no developmentWriter from Krasura storyboard…
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>>149291087>Superman, you're a hero.... why are you forcing me to mate with one of your friends.... the only one I love is Lady Sif->SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARYAN GOD AND KEEP PLOWING HER, I NEED MORE TEST TUBE BABIES FOR MY ARMY! NOW TAKE THIS VIAGRA AND GET TO WORK
>>149290994>instantly kills him That's better than than the alternative...
>>149291112Who did this to them bros?
>>149291110What is Diana’s bloodline at this point? Still half Zeus or back to clay?
>>149291112they took a hard poo
>>149291112>POV: you challenged Super Sonic 2 to a fight
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>>149291112>Goku, Clark we must be better men
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>>149291121Clay origin, it's a major plot-point in her current run. She makes her daughter out of clay using her and Steve Trevor's essences.
KINGtos should be the teacher of Class 1-A. They would be taught how to be better men and heroes.
>>149291111>because they used nu-Kratos his fight with Asura didn't have a constant spew of QTEs and the only one to appear was in the alternate endingman
>>149291133Jobs to Wonder Woman so it can't be that fraud.
>>149291141Did they explain away the Zeus thing?
>>149291146Mario did this and got 100 points
>Leave these nails to me!
your HERO cannot tank touching grass
>>149291166Quagsirebros... how do we cope with this...
>>149291166Going outside means potentially running into niggers, no thanks
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>>149291077>Double Quarter Pounders/Royale with fries>And SNACK WRAPS!?It's over
>>149291112HEH HEH HEH...THAT WAS FUN GUYS, LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME!
>>149291154It's not focused on but it's usually just explained as being a lie or alternative myth, sort of similar to some of Thor's stories.
>>149290707Post kratos destroying a mountain
>>149291146FATos sat on him by mistake.
>>149291184Roxxonbros... I'm scared.....
>>149290751Bowser can breath in space
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>>149291198I-I-I can’t!!!
>>149291229Volstagg victim.
>>149291229All three of them clapped Marks mutt bussy??? Fuark it must've been tight if it left them at that condition
>>149291205She was in pain for a few seconds before being splattered
>>149291229Weaker than Raditz btw
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>>149291244>literal BVLLWho is Dario Agger for?
>>149290892>>149290645Mario get's shit stomped by Chadeye, and it's not even close.
>>149291276nah Mario beats him
>>149291308...with a bat.
>>149291307Father from KND is for Father from FMA
Matchups for the Lightbringer?
>>149291141If Superson was still a thing this would be great...BUT NO HAD TO AGE UP JON AND MAKE HIM GAY
Also genuinely surprised they're even amusing WW as a mom since current social politics dictate women shouldn't have families anymore
>>149291232>>149291257>I’m begging you, on your humanity, don’t do this! PLEASE!
>>149291319KND Father stomps both anyway
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>>149291295>Popeye sama no, don't-ah turn me into a can of Spaghettios, aiiiiiieeeee
>>149291124>>149291186>Super Sonic 2MOON level at BEST, and that's being GENEROUS.
>>149291450Fuark... maybe he can extreme-diff Donkey Kong
>>149291471>They want to bring DK back to fight Crash >Significantly weaker than that and Knuckles at that point in DBAt least put him up against King Kong
>>149291550Blocking will only get him so far.
>>149291552Which Kong? Cause there's at least FOUR
>>149291552>Significantly weakerno dimensional tiering?
>>149291552He's for Bluto
>>149291575Would he unironically beat Spyro nowadays or is dimensional tiering only allowed when they feel like using it?
>>149291574Wouldn't they composite them all, including '62 and 2021 who both went toe to toe with Godzilla
>>149291575shitmensional scaling
>>149291619Spyro would probably sooner get an MU with Ratchet for a legacy MU of Insomiac platformer MCs
>>149291307Father shot a pillar of flame that went through one side of the Earth, out the other, and countless miles into space. He'd one-shot Ozai.
>>149291611Bluto is for Pete
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Reminder Popeye canonically fucks
>>149289839I don't wanna watch a Miles glazing video. What's the "one thing" he beats every other superhero at?
>>149291683>blondethat's not his son
>>149291450Uhhh that was a Multiversal Moon chuddie.
>>149291707>You've been hit byACK-! ACK-!!
>You've been hit by ACK-!!!
>A Smooth Criminal
>>149291655>>149291731Bluto shit stomps by the way.
>entire /a/ omniverse explodes
>>149291789>KHDisney scaling is enough
>>149291146Boota did this using 1% of his power.
>>149291789Has no transmutation resistance.
>>149291256>Thinking about gay sex with teenage boysFavorite character?
>>149291803Our hero would save the day AGAIN.
>>149291827his dick shattered the scissors meant to cut it off when his enemies attempted to force him to transition
>>149291827Blitzes Bluto.
>>149291833CHADvincible duh
>>149291833Asura from Asura's Wrath, of course!
>>149291695Having both a mom and dad that both care and are still alive...
>>149291839How fast is Pete?
>>149291574Let's go with monster verse
I hate Deku so much that I hope he loses he's one of the worst popular nu shounen protagonists ever made
I love Deku so much that I hope he wins he's one of the best popular nu shounen protagonists ever made
>>149291923I don't care about Deku so much that I don't care if he wins he's one of the best most middle-ground nu shounen protagonists ever made
>>149291874He's for the Illusive Kan
>>149291923I'm in a similar boat. While I don't particularly care much who wins this MU, I find Deku worse so it'd be funnier to me if Miles won.
>>149291874He's for the Illusive Man
>>149291936Nobody unironically thinks that except for contrarian faggots or actual faggots
>>149291575Crash should fight Ty
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I like how Miles's preview trailer has been out for 4 hours and not one person has posted it yet.
>>149292006We posted it like twice last thread
>>149291833Kratos from God of War, obviously!
>>149291450So stronger than Superman and all his clones?
>>149291923I hate Deku for being the Steven Universe of modern anime protags, but Miles is almost as annoying for only being relevant because of his skin color due to the west's obsession with blacks.
>>149292006Uncle Ruckus no diffs EVERY negro male
>>149292014
Quirkcucks are losers.
Mutant supremacy.
>>149291833Well Bejita Bejitason of Planet Bejita, obviously!
>>149289743 (OP)I think Bison vs Athena is kinda neat
>>149292006>*blocks your revitligoized black ass*
>>149289759Wondy with anti crisis wank up the ass
>>149289839surprised they didnt scream vibranium over and over
>>149289874Do you want to feed piccolo to their wanked MMH?
>>149291803/a/ outsells both
>>149292074Shut up magneto
>>149289743 (OP)>>149289747Goku and Superman would be the best of friends and it would be genuine kino
>>149291893He even beat Deku at that
>>149292074Liking X-men stuff in current year is crazy
>>149292074Stop shitposting on the X Mansion's computer, Cyclops.
>>149292074Magneto is right
>>149292213>Rivals and MvC bros...
>>149292126>>149292164>they're still posting here
>>149292230Tokonfags found dead in a ditch
>>149292126Doesn't Bison stomp?
>>149292176Superman would not like Goku at all if he knew the shit Goku did.
>>149290077>>149290216>Ruckus you idiot, Freeza's a damn alien from one of those E.T. films! I'm not about to let some freaky alien genotype tell me how to live!
>>149292074For me, it's Conduits.
>>149292276>"Only a dumb nigga like you would be ignorant of the many, many tales of gorgeous white blonde men coming from space to help savage races! Clearly Lord Frieza is just like them!"
>>149292264Why? I guess he killed Frieza that one time
>>149291803what is this Transformers shit?
>>149292307The Gohan/Cell/Senzu Bean thing alone would give Superman a very bitter attitude towards Goku.
Holy FUARK, I solo EVERYONE
>>149291923I'm conflicted because I want Deku to lose but I know that would only be possible with more retarded chain scaling and wank.
In order to keep my moral consistency I have to root for the green cuck
>>149292323Fair enough, you think Goku would feel the same about Jon being trapped in another dimension?
>>149292328We know Kratos
>>149292340>Goku would feel the same about Jon being trapped in another dimension?Goku has zero morals unless people he cares about get hurt. I doubt he'd care.
>>149292331Anon forsaking your morals to shit on deku is always morally right
>>149292340>you think Goku would feel the same about Jon being trapped in another dimension?no because Goku could just teleport there
>>149292350What if I’m racist and just don’t like black people ?
LET'S SEE YA GRIT THOSE TEETH
>>149292362Weak racist aura, a real racist hates every non Anglo saxon race Japanese included.
>>149292390But who’s gonna do our math for us of not Asians?
>>149292397Miles Morales Thor for the browns
>>149292390>Even Uncle Ruckus hated Asian folk in the kickball episodeOpen up your eyes!! And lets play some Jap baseball!
>>149292280Only Cole is cool,the other conduits are irrelevant
>>149289759It’s weird because I feel like if Death Battle did Thor vs Diana, Diana would win, but if they did Thor vs Clark, Thor would win.
Diana would win because of Thor’s inhibitions in using his more haxy abilities before Wondy uses her superior reflexes to decapitate him (at least 51/49 of the time), Thor would win against Superman since he has magic and would pummel Superman to death just like the 6th dimensional Imp Killer almost did in Waid’s Worlds Finest since the Imp Killer’s strength was based in magic.
Logically Superman and Thor can’t permanently kill each other (they’re canonically both immortal and can come back on a conceptual level if killed) but since they work on mythological timescales it would probably take too long for any one of them to come back for it to be considered in the fight.
>>149292422>Diana would win because of Thor’s inhibitions in using his more haxy abilities before Wondy uses her superior reflexes to decapitate himOperating off an assumption her sword’s above Thor
>>149292415You think Heller would've stood a better chance against Delsin?
>>149292432Since Diana’s blades have pierced some of the strongest of the strong in DC I don’t think it would be too far fetched to claim that Thor could be pierced by her swords. When Thor was all-father and turned against the Avengers, Captain America drew blood from him using his shield before.
>>149292390>anglosaxonnot a thing. even spainards are more german, silly goon
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>>149292422>Diana would win because of Thor’s inhibitions in using his more haxy abilities before Wondy uses her superior reflexes to decapitate him (at least 51/49 of the time)>Logically Superman and Thor can’t permanently kill each other (they’re canonically both immortal and can come back on a conceptual level if killedNot really, Thor’s returning from Vidblainn happened in like 3 minutes happened and that was after being turned to stone and disassembled
>>149292449Well that’s a bit of a circular logic, you’d have to post who she has pierced and assume they’d be on par with Thor.
>>149292480HOLY FUARK
IS THAT FLAT GEOMETRY?!
>>149292328Mask-Sama, I urge you to co-operate with Popeye and Spongebob they're good people
>>149290300>deathstroke fans when he is properly portrayed as a shitty human being and not a badass anti hero who fights batman or some shit
>>149292422It's sort of an issue that Thor vs Superman would be for the most part just a power contest, so Thor having more abilities on his side would benefit him, while with Wonder Woman, "has a very sharp sword" practically is a hax she starts out with, and she's pretty frequently depicted as faster than Superman, which benefits her a lot
>>149292475I would need to see evidence Thor has good enough piercing resistance to prevent a decapitation for example
>>149292328Simon, my SEXY BOUNDLESS HUSBAND…
>>149292475The comic says he wasn’t dead yet (and was going to die) and the spell wore off before he did which allowed him to reassemble himself. He was able to fight off the monsters in Vidblainn for long enough for the spell to eventually lose its power. It’s similar to that Superman instance where a tesseract disassembled his entire body in space and then passed and he was able to reconstitute himself.
And it’s not a far fetch to say that Thor who has traditionally jobbed to piercing weapons (just how it is) would at least be affected by Diana’s piercing which has affected Darkseid and those of that order.
>>149292525>and she's pretty frequently depicted as faster than Superman, which benefits her a lotFrom my understanding, the one time they did fight, Diana was praying to her gods to not get blitzed
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>electric powers
>inspired by MHA
>powered by American spirit
Leave Miles and Deku to MY QUEEN
>>149291911MFTL+ thanks to one time Roxas beamed his ass across star systems in an instant.
>>149292539They've fought more than once, it's just commented on multiple times that Diana has faster reflexes on him, or has the fastest reflexes on the league save Flash. It's arguable though.
>>149292444Probably,Delsin has more variety in his moveset but only Neon and Video are worth mentioning.He isn't nearly as strong nor he reaches the same highs as Cole did,with or without the beast amp.
Heller on the other hand beat the goliath,killed several evolved and murdered Alex after he powered himself up by absorbing his infected allies. Not to mention he gets a New York-sized tendril devastation by the end of Prototype 2
>>149292525Yeah, Diana is canonically the best fighter in DC and has the best combat-reflexes. She was even able to tag Zoom (controls his own personal timeline) while blind and doing after images around her while just using her hearing. Thor doesn’t really have anything on that level, usually he just muscles through time manipulation.
Thor vs Superman is different since depending on what mode of interpretation you use, Thor doesn’t offer anything Superman hasn’t seen before. Even using the weird esoteric abilities of the Odinforce Thor has never used (existence erasure, time manipulation, sealing, etc.) Superman isn’t new to those abilities. It’s just that Thor is magical and has a hammer and Superman has jobbed to magic-powered blunt trauma before and is just using his hands. It’s possible that the Sword of Superman failsafe would be triggered though and he could use that to kill Thor.
>>149292528Nia...calm down...
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>>149292551Okay, post the times
>>149292530Actually, Thor beats out the spell’s wearing off. He does it a minute before it’s supposed to happen. Which is supported by the fact, ya know, he REASSEMBLED AS CHUNKS OF STONE AND NOT FLESH
>>149292545Kamen America vs Ramia-Yana indie kino fight when?
You know, after we actually get to Ramia doing stuff
>>149292565That doesn’t say it was a minute before it was supposed to happen. It says that the entire ordeal was supposed to last a minute after he first cast the spell, and them arguing (because they’re fucking incompetent) was supposed to be the reason it failed.
>>149292565How did Grey Gargoyle and Hyde manage to nearly kill Thor in the first place?
>>149292576Nowhere is it said Grey Gargoyle’s magic turned off, and how would that have been any different? Both the supposed decapitation scenario and Thor being turned to stone and losing his head have Thor’s head separated from his body. We can even infer decapitating Current Thor doenst kill him since he survived without a head and didn’t die enough to heal
>>149292589Turned him into a statue and pushed him
>>149292589Um...well....uh.....YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ASK OKAY!!!
Is Gojo and Sukuna really like country level because their statements like gojo energy can power in an entire country and special grades can destroy countries? I don’t believe ridiculous things like Planetary JJK but want to hear you guys thought about it
>>149292599I just answered
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>>149292565This is a pretty famous one, from Dwayne McDuffie's run on the Meltzer 2006 Justice League, issue 27
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Is it just me, or has Death Battle just gone downhill after Kyle vs Simon? Feels like we’re still riding the hype of that fight, and everything else is getting compared to it only to inevitably come out a disappointment.
>>149292547Well shit, I guess speed is everything.
>>149292620Given next time is Hulkzilla or Traangveler it's going to be even worse
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>>149292591>nowhere does it say You mean besides when Gargoyle says “the stone spell wore off” on page 9?
Oh, and Enchantress was the one who pulled his stone body back together before it wore off and he became a pile of meat. He didn’t do anything. It just wore off since the villains were incompetent and arguing with each other before the spell wore off and someone else pulled him together.
>Thor loses his head
>Doesn’t die and his head reattaches
>Somehow, decapitation is the win.
DCfags….we’re retarded
>>149292606Gojo can destroy a country the same way DIO can destroy a city by taking out buildings one by one over time.
If Gojo puts effort he could kill everyone in Japan but it would take him a lot of time, same deal with Sukuna.
>>149292555Wouldn't concrete immobilize Heller?
>>149292636Retard. See
>>149292634“The all-power can do much—but it cannot pull together a pile of sundered meat. And that is what I nearly became. It seems I owe my life to YOUR [Enchantress] timely intervention…”
Thor literally says the Odinforce can do a lot but can’t regenerate him from having his body being chopped up. You’re a non-reader.
>>149292606Gojo and Sukuna are both Town level at the absolute max.
They have a ridiculous amount of cursed energy (hence why they could power a country) so they shouldn't be running out of it during fights, and both can set off attacks that are like Nukes, but that's about it.
I like JJK but it's pretty low on the "Shonen bullshit" power level. Gojo and Sukuna are both the exceptions to this, but even then there not super high up the power scale.
Gojo is more carried by how awkward his cursed techniques would be to work around, specifically his Domain and Infinity since they are pretty unique compared to other characters and could allow him to punch well above his weight class if he's up against characters who can't to anything about them.
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>>149292626I don't see how it wouldn't count, but if you want a fight, here's her evading attacks from a mind controlled and bloodlusted Superman under Max Lord's control, Wonder Woman 219 by Rucka.
Wonder Woman has said multiple times she can't beat Superman in a 1-on-1 fight, but that isn't mutually exclusive with being as fast or slightly faster in reflexes.
>>149292626>it's just commented on multiple times that Diana has faster reflexes on him>IT'S JUST COMMENTED ON MULTIPLE TIMES>COMMENTED>ONI thought Thorbros were supposed to be some of the few honest posters on /dbg/?
>>149292571My penis could't handle it...
>>149292250Nope, Athena has a multi continent foe in the first psycho soldier that covered the entire planet in darkness.
And in KOF she scales to everyone there and in snk heroines she scales directly to the multi solar system to low multi pocket dimension kukri made (that is not a dream unlike geese vs heihachi implies) even if she loses since he uses the power of the defeated heroines to expand and merge his pocket dimension to the real one, also fights everyone and helps in the defeat of Mirror Orochi in KOF sky stage, who makes an alternate time space that collapses upon his defeat.
Also also, scales to Nakoruru who in the KOF universe was the one who beat the final boss of Samsho 2, who has the same power as the boss of samsho 2019, who created an alternate time space of her own.
So... overall she just stat stomps with Bison MAYBE being faster with mighty final fight scaling, but well, KOF's elizabeth and some others like orochi have light based attacks too.
>>149292675I actually am a Thor poster myself, I'm just also defending Diana here because I think she's a bit too easily dismissed and speed + sword is a strong combo.
Though I do have to correct myself, I said "multiple times" but it seems like in terms of actual statements for it it's just the one, I might have been thinking of the times she's handled speedsters or been compared to Flash.
>>149292620Well there hasn't been much since then. Tomyote ended up being meh and nobody really cares much about Meku. If Hulkzilla is next then the place will become an even bigger shithole and if its Aang VS Traveler it'll be another month of nothing
>>149292422>both have conceptual immortalityOmniversal lose cables, and omnistvance two ton steel crusher. Obviously.
>>149292632Ruby vs Maka is going to be a baaaad waiting period...
Uh let’s see….. BESIDES The Lord fight? The only times I remember is when Circe made Superman Doomsdayish and New 52 Superman going up against Goddess of War Diana (again, mind controlled). You could also do League of One, which has Diana trick Superman into running away, but Superman wohld do the same thing. I consider Diana the Hulk to Superman’s Thor, where she only keeps up in fights but solo feats are leagues apart
>>149292711It’s confirmed that Superman will be the last being in the universe alongside time trapper (the embodiment of entropy) as recent as the current Williamson run because he’ll always come back. Thor is also blatantly immortal as every single time the universe dies he’s reborn and can retain memories in between Ragnarok cycles (confirmed in the current Ewing run). They’re both unkillable in the long run currently.
>>149292716Why would it be? Everyone knows Maka curbstomps outside of them pulling crossover scaling
>>149292711Even shitposting, how does that contradict it? Thor coming back via belief and Superman coming back via meta importance are two established things. They're both basically just in universe ways of codifying "Superman is the most important hero and the foundation of comics who will never die" and "Thor is a myth character adapted for comics who persists no matter what".
>>149292545This fraud would lose to both of those faggots in a one on one
Are we including in characterization or out? Because some writers have Thor aa using his lightning more heavily and I don’t think Diana beats Thor in range
>>149292716This would just be RWBY fans come here to complain about the show quality then actually defending Ruby agenda. It won’t be like miles, Kyle, and Goku agenda posting,it will be more of how dog shit the writing of RWBY is
>>149292728>where she only keeps up in fights but solo feats are leagues apartI do think this is fair, though I'm willing to not hold it against her because her relative power is treated fairly consistently. I don't think anybody is arguing she'd be outmuscling Thor anyway.
>>149292753Diana’s bracelets allow her to counter Thor’s range advantage pretty easily. Diana blocked omnidirectional attacks coming from outside the universe before (the whole Shattered God feat). Thor has never done a ranged attack like that before.
>>149292693She has a few other moments. She's stated that characters faster than Supes are as fast as herself, for instance. Also, while Zoom and Wally were fighting around the planet Superman was frozen in place while Wondy did manage to catch him after a while.
Just hate the fucking disingenuous posting like that.
>>149292679Bison would most likely use psycho drain to absorb her energy until she's out of stamina. And if she somehow killed him, he could transfer his consciousness to a new body.
>>149292666Regen from deca isn't the same as regen from becoming swiss cheese
>>149292740>Thor coming back via beliefWe're SMT now
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>>149292741…in the “who can cum first” contest.
>>149292760Replying to myself here but the other side of this is that Diana would get crushed by Hulk but Superman vs Hulk would be a debate.
>>149292716>>149292739>>149292757>doubting Ruby’s Vtuber scalingYou guys are gonna be in for a nasty shock
>>149292606Special grade specifically means have the capability to overthrow a country technically most special grades do have the power to do that but they aren't wiping entire countries off the map like it's nothing through sheer power. For example principal yaga was considered special grade due to his unique creation of cursed corpses.
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>>149292766Mmm…. You can say Mjolnir does given his ten realms throw and catch but I think that’s only if you consider Midgard a universe
>>149292632They are not doing Aang vs Traveler after how hard it stalled out their KS and forced them to change it.
>>149292663It should,but at the same time Heller should be strong enough to break out of it if you scale him to Alex as he destroys buildings by himself
>>149292785Diana would just use the lasso and Hulk would be brought back to Banner. It’s not actual mind manipulation (works on appeal to the characteristic “virtue of truth”), so Hulk’s resistances to that wouldn’t matter.
>>149292716Really? General consensus is that Maka wins, there's no cuckshit to spam and nobody here really likes RWBY enough to argue that Ruby wins. It's gonna be another Tom vs Coyote where most of the waiting period is just talking about other matchups.
>>149292795Yeah but that’s one direction. And Thor can direct the trajectory of Mjolnir. It’s like if Thor caught multiple Mjolnir’s which he couldn’t control from multiple directions at once all within the same second.
>>149292805>It’s not actual mind manipulation This aspect is very inconsistent, but killing Banner wouldn't work regardless, he would just transform back into Hulk.
>>149292808>General consensus is that Maka wins,Half the reason why this waiting period and Chiefslayer were awful is because it's a gigantic stomp with nothing to talk about other than entertain the loser could maybe win due to bias
Tom vs Coyote had some discussion, it was just the fallout from Kylemon
>>149292771Sure but Thor has never regenerated from either. So saying it’s not the same isn’t an argument for him being able to regenerate from it.
>>149292415What about The Beast, Nyx, Sasha, and Alden?
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>>149292766AOE though, the fragments were small enough for her bracelets to block, whereas lightning would affect her body
>>149292790Not really as it still follows the same view. Ruby gets thrashed from standard view and only 'wins' via bs outside stuff. If they establish its composite Ruby then yea
>>149292838Diana has blocked lightning before. And other energy attacks which would be similarly conductive.
>>149292545For what I've heard about her she feels like she should unironically fight Empowered
Why is Aang vs Traveler even a thing? I had NEVER seen it suggested before the kickstarter, even Aang vs Captain Planet had more unironic requests.
>>149292739>>149292808Yeah, there would be nothing to talk about, so it would descend into cuck posting and shit.
>>149292846Full body shots or bursts of lightning that were small enough to hit just her bracelets?
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>>149292767This was the feat I was looking for thanks.
My actual opinion is that I don't think Diana would immediately go for a lethal sword attack either, something like decapitation should work but a sword through the chest is something Thor should be able to tough through given the context of Loki killing him, so I think Thor's power advantage would prevail, and the fact that he does have so many more abilities is a help even if he isn't going to immediately use them or chain them together. I just think Diana's speed and swordsmanship is a pretty good advantage and she has viable ways to win, I don't actually think it's a complete stomp.
>>149292852Probably someone on the team with shit taste wanting it similar to Killua VS Misaka. It basically killed the Kickstarter momentum
>>149292869>It basically killed the Kickstarter momentumkek, it was epic
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This discussion reminds me of this statement.
>>149292790Trust me, dude
I have been a fan of RWBY since the finale of volume two and follow the threads discussion of volume 9, there will be no agenda posting or even cuck copypasta because people were rather talk about other matchups and talk about how shit the fight will be than rooting for Ruby.
And when /rwbyg/ come here, they would talk about how shit it is and the fall of the show popularity.
Also vtuber doesn’t mean shit if they don’t want comp Ruby in the fight
>>149292867For reference when Superman was trying to stop Diana from killing Max Lord (and she was actually serious) she immediately used her tiara to slit his throat since she knew that would incapacitate him enough that she could do whatever she needed to do. Probably something to note here (although I agree it could go either way).
>>149292893I can’t wait for Diana vs Thor 2, I just know they’re gonna find some goofy shit
>>149292785Really? Even with regen, I don’t think anyone would have Hulk faster than Thor
>>149292785>>149292917To the death or uncap because I feel throwing Hulk into the sun works.
Thor vs Diana 2 would be nice just to get more accurate characterization for both. The first fight was unfinished cause Torrian's PC crashed
>tfw no lasso vs I.... SAY.... THEE.... NAY! interaction
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>>149292862Not exactly full body shots, but she deflected the bolts of Zeus which were visibly lighting up her whole arms and it wasn't really damaging them
Does JLD stuff help Diana here? That was the reason Zatanna beat Wanda in the first place.
>>149292934Thor had such an opportunity in Vegeta vs Thor
>>149292917Regen is the problem, Wonder Woman has no way to kill Hulk and he's too strong, even without the Green Door Hulk's current regen lets him instantly come back from Bruce being ripped apart and eaten by a pack of wendigos. Superman has more of an argument for matching in power and can more viably BFR or incapacitate Hulk if he can't kill him.
>>149292938Uh, no she never kept the amps or really had anything to do with the major villains like Pralaya and Upside Down Man
>>149292935that Zeus looks like a chump
>>149292934>Marvel and DC affecting the real world….Simonbros….
>>149292829>The BeastHis concept of wanting to save conduits from the plague is nice,but he isn't as interesting of a character to get me hooked.
>Nyx and SashaThey were fine i guess,the twist at the end where the game has them switching places depending on your karma was nice
>AldenI'll give you that one.His reason over wanting conduits demonized being that he didn't gained any cool power aside of turning into a disgusting prototype-like creature is so petty it becomes cool
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>>149292981>thor and wonder woman were such LEGENDS a real life pc BROKE trying to depict their powerBEASTS!
>actual back and forth marvel vs dc debate that (mostly) isn't shitflinging
It's been a while.
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>>149292422>Thor would win against Superman since he has magic and would pummel Superman to death just like the 6th dimensional Imp Killer almost did in Waid’s Worlds Finest since the Imp Killer’s strength was based in magic.This seems more like a feat for Superman rather than anything else. The 6th dimensional being specifically applied to Superman’s weakness to magic being the reason why he could pummel him, and Superman still was able to stall enough through being a big punching bag. This is like Thor taking punches from the Beyonder and not instantly folding into nothingness.
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>>149292877The funniest part was all the cope afterwards:
>all the redditors smug that the “Genshin whales” would TOTALLY dump all their savings to see a fight with their generic self-insert instead of the actual Genshin waifus>the thumbnail almost immediately changing from Aether to Lumine, since the female MC is way more popular>said redditors trying to gaslight people into thinking this was some long-requested legacy MU like Kyle vs Simon>…who then went into damage control a few days later after the donos plateau’d>…and then started shaming the (anonymous) bigger donors who revoked their pledges after seeing such a shit matchup their funds were being funneled into, calling them “greedy” for not personally funding DJ’s gay wet dream MU>the DB crew then, always unable to admit any faults or mistakes, “coincidentally” being unable to do the documentary, and removing it while moving Aangveler several tiers down (so it would stop choking the donations)>…which was then replaced with Hulkzilla, and EXTREMELY popular MU (TOTALLY not a last-minute desperation move to get the pledges back upTO THIS DAY, Redditors will insist that Traveler vs Aang is “actually totally popular guys, just ignore that no one on r/DeathBattleMatchups ever makes thumbnails for it! It didn’t kill the kickstarter, stop spreading those conspiracies, chud!”
Disgusting bootlickers. I hope their tongue is bleeding from all the gravel on DJ’s soles.
>>149292999>SashaAh fuck,confused her with Kuo sorry. but i did liked Sasha from 1.The only other interesting antagonist in the game aside of Kessler
>>149293051You're the guy who always posts smug greentexts with an anime girl image right? I feel like it's been a while since you've been in the threads.
>>149290633We got the DBX, one of the few good ones.
>>149293059>You're the guy who always posts smug greentexts with an anime girl image right?Do you realize how little that narrows it down?
>Diana vs Thor 2 happens with Diana barely winning again
>Superman vs Sentry happens with Sentry winning due to regen
Would be the funniest timeline
>>149293088I don’t really buy Sentry tbqh, his fight against Hulk and Thor were kinda letdowns
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>>149290633CHAD in the Box solos both
https://youtu.be/6yXo5wWF4JA
>>149291121Technically all of the above given the meta-continuity DC has right now.
>>149292760>>149292785So Thor’s a FeatsChad and Diana’s a ChainScalingFag?
>>149293097I think you can debate his strength, but the Void is pretty consistently powerful and makes everybody shit themselves for the most part, and his regen after he unlocks it in Dark Avengers makes it hard to kill. Cates killing him is the main wrench in thing.
>>149291370Bendis is Bendising. Take characters and literally tell everyone else fuck you for whatever vision you have at the moment.
>>149293110Nah, Diana consistently has good reflexes and speed feats while Thor has good strength feats. The scaling is used to back up Thor being stronger and Diana being faster.
>>149291450Technically even worse since this is an even higher form than Super Sonic 2 where he's using up all the energy he built up.
>>149293128It’s really more reflexes than like, covering distances
>>149293144>It’s really more reflexes than like, covering distancesdeath battle here. they are the same thing
>>149292981Simon broke through the swank curse, AND whatever sanity was left in kylejeet mind.
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The high-end speed feat for Diana would be her throwing her lasso into the Speedforce against Jesse Quick, this is from Wonder Woman Plus Jesse Quick during OWAW.
>>149292565Enchantress put him back together.
>>149293099post him performing a feat as good as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku6KDFqq35w
>>149293174She also has better running speed than Godspeed and Wallace West who are still both Speedforce users
If you really want to wank it, Godspeed can straight up be in two places at once and Diana's faster than that somehow
>>149293246it's funny how Wondy has the feats to be here but Cheetah is only here because she scales above Wondy in speed
>thor vs wonder woman is the ultimate STR vs DEX fight and will be decided by inventory
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>>149293111Superman kills The Void just like he killed Mxyzptlk and then depowers himself because he broke his one rule. Kino.
>>149293174Isn’t it said the lightspeed barrier is the requirement, to the point the time barrier is below it?
>>149293246I hate that Wally design
>>149293301Usually, but it varies. The Speedforce is being treated much higher in the current Flash run.
Wonder Woman blitzed and decapitated me......
>>149293262how did she tie her toes together
>>149293319Right, but that's what it was at the time of that feat, back when Savitar was a thing.
>>149293345...'s pet Asura
>>149293345I honestly really want if they ever do Kratos vs Wondy for Kratos to win. It actually feels very doable too. The seethe would be absolutely unimaginable, especially if they characterize Wondy as a cold, murderous bitch like WWfags absolutely fucking hate and Kratos as the better man trying to teach her to be righteous like him
I don't even dislike Wondy I just want to see chaos
>>149293370I think Thor would be likelier. Full offense, it’s just well, Wondy doenst draw dimes
DIANAAAAAAAAAAA YOU CAN'T KILL MAXWELL LORD YOU MUST BE A BETTER WOMAN
>>149293376It would be more likely, but
>WWfags have a way bigger victim complex than Thorfags >it would be a DC vs non Marvel matchup DC loses>given how favorably Wondy gets compared to Superman it would 100% draw the implication Kratos beats DC's biggest hero which would cause insane levels of meltdown, like Simon but incomprehensibly bigger especially considering the inherent controversy around KratosThor would still be funny if Kratos won, just not to the same extent
>>149293051What a strange thing to do. They could have just made it part of the unconfirmed episodes and put Spawn vs Ghost Rider or Miles vs Deku in its place
It would also be funnier if Kratos kept telling Wondy that she has to be a better man, the whole time never changing it to woman
>>149293354…’s vassal, Kratos…
>>149293446...from Marvel
>>149293465…and God of War
>>149293436I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Wonder Woman was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.
Even if you disagree about Wonder Woman losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Diana, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Diana, he was TEACHING Diana. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.
If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that sword slash.
I haven't read any of Diana's comics though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a YouTube summary of her comic runs!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Diana with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
ENTER.
>The world's greatest hero
>History's craziest hero
>The ultimate hero
>The legendary man
The One for All Hero: Deku.
>>149293489…’s pinky toe atom, solely.
>Kratos hacks Thor's limbs off then impales his head on the Blades of Chaos, Doomslayer style
>Mjolnir then flies into Kratos's hand
>we see the inscription
>Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of KRATOS
Your reaction?
>>149293549Yup, it's kino.
>>149292869It was DJ Tiki, notorious shit MU maker.
>>149293513None of these are titles Deku actually has though.
>>149292769I mean, i guess? Its not like that stops him from dying at all.
Specially if her own psycho power is just far stronger.
He is not shown to just be able to posses the winner or he would have done that to Ryu or Akuma when they kill him.
Kinda like raven vs phoenix or discord vs bill.
>>149293857Kill yourself listtroon.
>>149292328We know, SuperCHAD!