Will Thor be a calm and reasonable man?

I'm exhausted but Kratos posting. I like the God of War games, but holy shit.

>>149293479
You will endure 1000 more threads of KINGtos and KEKtos shitposting and you WILL like it!

>>149293436
>It would also be funnier if Kratos kept telling Wondy that she has to be a better man, the whole time never changing it to woman
well, for starters you should never call a woman fat or bad. if you must then refer them as males

>>149293525
Even posted ironically CRINGEruto isn't funny

>>149293466 (OP)
LONG LIVE THE KING OF DEATH BATTLE!

KIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!

PSYYYYYYCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!

>>149293466 (OP)
>>149293479
>>149293500
is this really how browns operate? find one thing that annoys some people, then spam that shit til their dying breath?

>>149293500
I don't even hate the new games, I wish it did more in terms of gameplay beyond the very anchored in place somewhat shield tank stuff. The story frustrates me at times, but it isn't like I hate it either.
Man, I don't even really know what I'd want from a future game at this point.

>bought God of War during the Steam sale
>literally every time something hurts or doesn’t get oneshot by Kratos, I start laughing my ass off at the antifeat
>”multiversal rock”
>”lol, Atreus you fucking jobber”
>”IMMEASURABLE DOGSLED, MUSH!”
I haven’t felt this much joy in a game since decades. Thanks powerscaling, for rotting my brain beyond repair

>>149293488
outerversal smirk

>>149293525
Even posted ironically KINOruto is always based

>Kratos hacks Thor's limbs off then impales his head on the Blades of Chaos, Doomslayer style
>Mjolnir then flies into Kratos's hand
>we see the inscription
>Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of KRATOS
Your reaction /dbg/?

>>149293573
fake and gay. Noone can have the power of Kratos but Kratos himself

>>149293466 (OP)
Kratos can barely hold his own against Thor's sons btw

>>149293466 (OP)
I say thee nay.

>>149293466 (OP)
What are your favorite Death Battle episodes?
Mine are Ghost Rider vs Spawn,Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher and Cole vs Alex

>>149293682
Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie, Glacius vs Sub Zero, Jon vs Sabrewulf and every GVS. I like lingering my bootyhole. Massive DCbro btw

>>149293682
My top 3 is the same as yours but replace Alex vs Cole with Simon vs Khyle

>>149293682
Terminator vs Robocop
Raiden vs Wolverine
Voltron vs Megazord
Saitama vs Popeye
Goku vs Superman 3
Kyle vs Simon

>>149293500
Endure? What if I enjoy Kratos shitposting

Is this the least interesting matchup they've done this season? No one here seems to care about the characters, outcome, music, nothing. At least in the last episode people legitimately liked Tom

Marvel gapes your favorite verse btw.

I'm not real

>>149293760
Personally, I find the massive flood of cuckpastas and Spiral of Emotions parodies hilarious

>>149293760
So far? Amongus vs Fallguys
>>149293762
Why would Captain Marvel do that?

>>149293682
>Deadpool vs Deathstroke
>Wolverine VS Raiden
>Hulk VS Doomsday
>Samurai Jack VS Afro Samurai
>Madara VS Aizen
>Popeye vs Saitama
>Sauron VS Lich King
>Gojo vs Makima
>Shigaraki VS Mahito
>Simon the Digger VS Kyle Rayner
Honestly, just going back and picking out my favourite fights, I'm surprised by how there are so many that where I don't care about either fighter.

>>149293766
Unironic Kratosfags...

>>149293762
Batman alone solos the Avengers

If Death Battle uses bloodlusted characters then every Batman match should be the Batman who Laughs

>>149293793
...'s laundry.

Who would be a fair fight for this Silly Little Guy?

>>149293766
Thor (Marvel) fan...

>>149293790
I'm here

>>149293682
For me its:

>Bowser VS Eggman
It's probably the absolute best episode they've done at this point. A super close debatable matchup where either can win, an army match so there's even more to discuss, two GOAT antagonists, tons of easter eggs and banter, great music, Infinite getting BTFO while Metal Sonic was the MVP. The list goes on for why this episode was fantastic

>Kyle VS Simon
I'm a huge Gurren Lagann fanboy but even ignoring the drama leading up to it, it was a fun episode. The music is also top tier and I still find myself going back to watch it along with Bowsegg.

>Scooby VS Courage
Fun toon episode between two characters I love (especially Courage). Bonus that neither of em had to die and the animation was fun. Courage replicating the Asura shot was also hype

>TJ VS Balrog
Top tier oldie. No autistic wanking, just a straightforward relatively down to earth fisticuffs match that also took actual boxing mechanics into account which made it more interesting. The animation also had a lot of soul even if the sponsor kind of spoiled who won in the beginning

>Star VS Steven
I have a soft spot for it. I enjoyed both shows and the interactions were fun

>Archie Silver VS Xeno Trunks
The upset was hilarious and it actually made Silver cool with the final "Its. No. Use!". Bonus that I think they got Silver's actual VA to do it. t.Sonicfag

Batman vs Spiderman is still Bats' best fight

I have a lot of nostalgia for Fox vs Bucky

>>149293760
What Deku VS Miles? I'd say so. There's nothing really to talk about outside of "maybe Miles will win via goofy capeshit chainscaling and his ace move will be hyper effective on Deku." However the characters themselves aren't really that hype worthy. This matchup is going to live and die by the animation so it might be saved if they get MORO again like they did for Shiggy VS Mahito which was a similar stomp where one could maybe lame out a win via certain interpretations

>being GAPED and RIMMED by Captain Marvel, Carol Danvers
Noooooo haha that would be the worst thing ever! Anything but that!

Most Wanted DBs?

>>149293829
I think it's Batman vs Ironman, but that might just be because of that one "Bust this" line.

>>149293870
Actually a debatable matchup and it would cause a shitstorm in the threads

>>149293870

>>149293870

>>149293870
Isn't that a huge stomp in Conan's favor

How do people wrap their heads around Kratos beating a guy who does this? I’m not talking about insane Kratosfags or powerscalers, I mean people who just play or watch the GOW and AW. What does it take for your mind to fabricate a reality where a guy who has not destroyed anything larger than a mountain with his own strength (and dies/gets heavily hurt from basic impalement) beating a guy who could scream and wipe out entire space armadas from that alone?

>>149293870
Yujiro vs Homelander

Animated by ZONE, because SOMEONE’S getting raped by the end

>>149293870
Alice Liddell vs Pinnochio

>>149293942
ZONE doesn't do shit anymore and has never done gay shit before

>>149293870
Rhea vs Emet. I just want that Dragon bitch to get the biggest callout from someone with with more than two brain cells.

Please

>>149293820
You're queer

>>149293870
I've wanted this for years, still do, but with the addition of Fire God Liu Kang which could kill Jago by snapping his fingers and Torrian fucking off from the show the matchup is practically ruined for me, I'll have to look for a new most wanted matchup.

>>149293916
It's called bias and some people are more autistic about it than others. I'm also a GoWfag which is part of what annoyed me about the ep since it catered to retards who clearly haven't touched the games and pick and choose what they want to count and ignore everything that goes counter to their headcanon, which in GoWs case is pretty much all of it. Even Kratos himself finds the very idea of a monster being big enough to just encircle the entire planet to be an exaggeration

>>149293870

>>149293991
no I'm not

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH

Gaara beats Toph easily

>>149294051
at the time Toph would've won if she got given her feat in the chibi short

>>149294043
All Deku has to do is knock his helmet off

>Hey! What the FUCK is that Quirk user doing on X-Men property?
>Hey, QuirkBITCH! This is MUTANT owned property! Take your broccoli looking ass and the rest of your classmates off the X-Mansion grounds!
>GO BACK TO JAPAN, CHINKS!
>DID I FUCKING STUTTER? HEY QUIRKIE I'M TALKING TO YOU!

>>149294101
Scott wouldn’t say this.

>>149294101
Stain victim btw

>>149294101
Scott would say this.

>>149294007
>Even Kratos himself finds the very idea of a monster being big enough to just encircle the entire planet to be an exaggeration
I swear to god it’s insane because Kratos has fought huge bosses like Cronos but overall he’s still a pretty grounded guy considering his origin. Of course it makes sense it’d be hard for him to comprehend a planet-sized snake. Then you have Asura who’s been at war with a planet-sized being for centuries, which ironically COULD wrap itself around the planet. Then he fought a guy whose form dwarfed a shitload of galaxies without any hesitation. If Kratos could actually hear the shit that comes out his wankers’ mouths he’d think they’re crazy.

Any reason they're not doing Gon vs Deku?

>>149294070
The helmet is for blocking psychic attacks, Deku does not have psychic attacks.

>>149294101
Scott may or may not have said this.

>>149294130
Stain jobs to the Punisher.

>>149294145
I thought his power came from the helmet?

>>149294120
No post killing Xavier he totally would.

>>149294142
Combo of Misaka VS Killua doing poorly and Deku generally thrashing Gon outside of maaaaaybe his max form and nen interaction interpretation.

>>149294070
And then what?
>J-J-J-J-JUST PUNCH HIM IN THE FAC-
Juggernaut has literally been reduced to a skeleton before and still kept going Deku’s not doing shit.

>>149294154
Punisher can't even deal with Kingpin

>>149294155
Nope, it used to come from the Gem of Cytorrak, but now he just perma has it.

>Mutants hate Quirk users and Quirk users hate Mutants despite being the same thing
That would actually be fucking hilarious.

>>149293916
A large part of it is that Kratos just has had more (critically acclaimed, too) games over a longer period of time
Asura's Wrath was alright for what it was but more people controlled and played Kratos for a longer time and enjoyed/related to his story more. I really do think a lot of the autism over vidya characters is that people see themselves in the characters they play and those characters losing is a blow to themselves.

Past that normies don't really think about what goes on or think about things the same way powerscalers do where they compare feats. They remember both Asura and Kratos kill gods and that's about it. If you put the Wyzen punch next to the Cronos fight they'd see the difference but that's not how casual players think.

>>149293525
>batman victim
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXVpA80dgvo

>>149294181
>>149294163
never mind then

>>149294163
Then bury him in wet cement like how he's been beaten before

>>149294160
true. killua is dimeless and so is gon

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149294043
>Give me your chainscaling Jump Force, this is BASE Juggernaut I’m up against…

>>149294238
Sure thing blud, tell me how many weeks you want to spend digging tunnels this time

>>149293682


1. Hulk vs Doomsday
2. Bowser vs Eggman
3. Iron Man vs Lex Luthor
4. Ultron vs Sigma
5. Saitama vs Popeye
6. Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro
7. Samurai Jack vs Afro Samurai
8.Thanos vs Darkseid
9. Nightwing vs Daredevvil
10. Ghost Rider vs Lobo

Honorable Mention: Yoshi vs Riptor, the first Death Battle I ever watched.

>>149294265
>>149294238
Didn;t he also survive in space?

Post Deku digging through bedrock.

>>149294265
Fuark, definitely outscales Doomsday's decade for a mile of granite.
>>149293682
Simon vs Kyle
Kirby vs Buu
Bowser vs Eggman, honestly there not in any order there's alot more I like

>>149294189
>mutants are hated in Japan
>quirk users are hated in America
>mutants talk shit about quirk users and say their pro heroes are just government agents
>quirk users look down on mutants and do shit like bring up Genosha to mock Mutants and how their heroes are just a bunch of vigilantes

SILLY BITCH DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT!!

>>149294296
Of course MHA would praise their literal glowie funded police state.

>>149294189
>>149294296
lmao

>>149294299
Dekeks…

>>149294142
>>149294160
Deku vs Rock Lee would’ve been a far better “battle to escape the oxygen club”. It’s genuinely close, despite what little Lee has gotten compared to Deku

>>149293762
>my favorite verse? all teenage goth girls
Nope.

Mountain Lady sits on Jobbernaut, killing him. DONE.

DC gapes your favorite verse btw.

>>149294350
Lucky...

>>149294350
>Mountain Lady [DOES THING THAT WOULDN’T KILL JUGGERNAUT]

>>149294350
>Mountain Lady sits on CHADnaut, using him as a living dildo
Fuark....

>>149294360
Who says you have to kill him to beat him?

Kratos vs the Matrix

>P-Please MutantGOD...don't send Juggernaut to GAPE us yet again...
>What's that? You won't do it if I do your laundry for a MONTH?! O-Okay, anything for my MutantLORD who is superior to me and my people in every way!

>>149294364
Once he builds momentum he's unstoppable...good LORD!

>>149294191
>Past that normies don't really think about what goes on or think about things the same way powerscalers do where they compare feats. They remember both Asura and Kratos kill gods and that's about it. If you put the Wyzen punch next to the Cronos fight they'd see the difference but that's not how casual players think
Yeah, this makes a lot of sense. When you think about it, it’s not like DB gave like an in-depth comparison of the feats during Krasura. As well as them using “lore” for Kratos, it’d make more sense for people to buy Kratos being stronger than he’s actually shown in game. You would need to put a side-by-side showcase of their in-game feats to actually get anywhere. Obviously less people know about Asura’s Wrath than God of War so more often than not they won’t know much outside what DB has shown unless they were compelled to actually go watch a playthrough on YouTube or something. Like they didn’t even show Asura getting stabbed from the moon to Gaea and walking it off like nothing happened, only alluded to it by saying “made Augus drew his sword for the second time” or something.

>>149294377
>oh....seems like the cement truck I ordered just arrived. Enjoy the trip, bitch!

>>149294284
He's also survived being trapped in another dimension.

YOUR QUIRKS CANNOT HARM ME BITCH NOW I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS

>>149294405

>>149293762
except for Raven apparently who gapes all of Marvel now and forever except maybe TOAA

Total Quirkshitter Death.

>>149294396
Framing it as "Just because we haven't SEEN Kratos do these things, Asura can make the bigger booms..." was a major mistake, not just because it's a shitty argument, but also because it draws explicit attention TO the fact Kratos has nothing but antifeats on screen for the casual watchers who have never really considered it before.
It's not like Kyle or Wile are destroying outerverses or going immeasurably fast every other issue or short, people (who largely haven't read comics or seen Looney Tunes) just go "well it's comics" "well it's a silly cartoon". They should have just kept their trap shut for Kratos and let people remember him as God Killing Man who can totally bust 90 million universes once you do the Proper Research.

>>149294422
>Wikipedia as a source
>compared to the actual comic page >>149294265

Kekkypow!

>>149294377
I'M GONNA KILL HIM I'M GONNA RAPE HIM I'M GONNA EAT HIS FUCKING COSTUME

>>149293682
Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro
Wolverine vs Raiden
Hulk vs Doomsday
Power Rangers vs Voltron
Shredder vs Silver Samurai
Sephiroth vs Vergil
Leon Kennedy vs Frank West
Samurai Jack vs Afro Samurai
Optimus Prime vs Gundam
Ultron vs Sigma
Ben 10 vs Green Lantern
Dragonzord vs MechaGodzilla
Goku Black vs Reverse Flash
Bowser vs Eggman
Ghost Rider vs Spawn

>>149294265
>blud
ZoomCHAD

>>149293479
DBS being so completely dogshit it inspired this new level and variation of specific shitposting style is an absolute plague

MY FUARKINGGGGGGGGG HERO!!!!!!

>Donkey Kong vs Composite Kong
Who's the King?

>b-but Deku can't kill Juggernaut! Muh Death Battle's rules!
Who says Deku has to kill him? Deku should RAPE Juggy instead while his upper body is trapped in cement.

Most of the trannies who are paypiggies for DB now say rape is worse than murder anyway.

>>149294265
This would've broken and killed deku btw

>GAYku fantasies

>>149294529
Who did this to them bros?

Miles vs Deku is so shit that we now have people talking about a completely different Deku vs Marvel matchup lmao.

Kill Quirkfags. Behead Quirkfags. Roundhouse kick Quirkfags into the concrete. Slam dunk Quirkfags into the trashcan. Crucify Quirkfags . Defecate in a Quirkfag's food. Launch Quirkfags into the sun. Stir fry Quirkfags in a wok. Toss Quirkfags into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Quirkfag's gas tank. Judo throw Quirkfags into a wood chipper. Twist a Quirkfag's head off. Report Quirkfags to SH.I.E.L.D. Karate chop Quirkfags in half. Curb stomp a pregnant Quirkfag. Trap Quirkfags in quicksand. Crush Quirkfags in the trash compactor. Liquefy Quirkfags in a vat of acid. Eat Quirkfags. Dissect Quirkfags. Exterminate Quirkfags. Stomp a Quirkfag's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Quirkfags in the oven. Lobotomize Quirkfags. Mandatory abortions for Quirkfags. Grind Quirkfag fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Quirkfags in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Quirkfags with a ray gun. Kick old Quirkfags down the stairs. Feed Quirkfags to alligators. Slice Quirkfags with a katana.

Are we seriously under so many layers of delusional shitposting that we are """"debating""""
fucking Juggernaut vs Deku?

can we get soemthing at least realatively close? like Naruto vs Luffy, Asta vs Natsu, Hulk vs Doomsday II Electric Boogaloo, etc?

>>149294503
Donkey Kong win with low difficulty because he literally punched the moon into the island
https://youtu.be/098JxlzxTeM?si=42ZukYSqNOzn5EaS
>>149294529
>We did Superman we defeated Kong and King Kong…
>Goku… that was Diddy and Kong Jr….

>when you see Juggernaut's fat fertile ass sticking out of the pavement you put him in

>>149294554
I don't think even the whole MHA universe working together could stop the Juggernaut at his best.

>>149294512
Someone is getting raped here and it sure as hell is Deku.

>>149294556
A small ass moon but can't say much regarding 'composite' Kong

Juggernaut seems like a perfect fit for Death Battle but all of his actual matchups absolutely suck.

>>149294568
...'s cement pet Cain Marko, the Juggernaut bitch.

>>149294564
Yoko calm down
>>149294546
Also calm down Scott

>>149294537
Dr.Doomsday

>Juggerfraud runs at Deku with infinite momentum
>Deku immediately uses Gearshift to transfer that momentum to himself
>launches at infinite immeasurable speeds towards Jugg’s now-depowered body
>splatters him in a single Delaware Detroit Smash, along with the rest of the universe
CHUDDernaut? DONE.

he knows he can bust through cement right

>MHAsissies getting uppity again
Do the MarvelBVLLS have to teach you another lesson? Time to GAPE your verse again.

>>149293541
Yeah, they are not being deported fast enough

>I don't think even the whole MHA universe working together could stop the Jugge....hold on....a new hero has arrived...

>the one and only CEMENTOSS! JUGGERNAUT PLEASE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WHO KNOWS HOW MANY WEEKS HE'S GOING TO TRAP YOU THIS TIME

Post STRONG arm crossing

>>149294600
>Cementos
FUARKKKK DOES HE HAVE KRATOS SCALING?

>>149294602
>fight Thor won without trying

Kek.

>>149294602
Dekubros I’m SCARED

>>149294572
I like Juggernaut vs Doomsday.

Marvel >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MHA in every category. From storytelling to powerscaling. MHAcucks can never hope to be like their superiors.

>>149294618
>he doesn't know the gear shift reality warping meta
Fake mhafag

>>149294600
>STOP!
>Cinderblock protect friend Juggernaut… FOR ALL COMICSKIND!

Haha...just walking through here....nothing to see....could you guys, uh, stop talking about cement? Anyway, I'm off....quickly...

>>149294602
>>149294621
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

>>149294603
Zesty crew of nipple stimmers.

Gohan is cuter and tighter than Mark, Jonathan, and Boruto

>>149294640
>fight Thor won without trying

>>149294631
True. Reminder that Deku no-diffs Mark by using Gearshift to disrupt his smart atoms and depower him.

>>149294655

>>149294592
Do you think Punisher would support ICE or still think violence is the only solution?

>>149294629
What if Deku wins? Mousesisters... I don't feel so good...

>>149294654
I don't think so

>>149294603
>I'mma go ahead and say that white one is the strongest

>>149294670
I don't know if he's ever punished anyone for immigration violations. Have sections 212 and/or 237 of the Immigration and Nationality Act ever come up in his comics?

>Juggernaut is defeating everyone in MHA! Who can stand again-

>AND IT'S JIROU WHO JUST EFFORTLESSLY NO DIFFED AND GAPED JUGGERNAUT IN A SINGLE BLOW!!!

Kek. I just saw All-Might get STOMPED by DareDevil on the news. What a BITCH.

>>149294667
Mark is somehow more pathetic than Deku, which is saying something

>>149294658
>>149294669
We should have just stuck to picking on street level tiers Dekubros…

>

>>149294669
Funny how Superman beats both including a Godsphere version of Hercules. Superman would RUIN Marvel scaling if he was in it.

>>149294658
>>149294669
>the Juggernaut scales to Thor's speed
holy shiet
what was Death Battle's CALC again?

Cuckffy is no ones hero.

>>149294603

>>149294686
well a lot of them are gang members, so it'd fall within his jurisdiction to clean up the streets anyway

>>149294442
I know the show’s history is long but have they ever made a statement along the lines of “this guy has never [done some insane feat he’s nowhere near capable of doing], but that doesn’t mean he couldn’t!” or was that just a Kratos special? I knew the Helios MFTL+ meme is funnier and seems genuinely more insane but the cope with the former statement just seems like something DB might’ve came up with before. Bringing that up opens the path to way more scrutiny to what they shown before since aside from beating gods up, Kratos doesn’t really DO much in terms of feats. Like the one point about Asura annihilating planets and stars seems way more fucking impressive than any “I beat and scale to this guy is strong because this novel says he is” shit from Kratos, same thing with them mentioning before how Asura dodges MFTL+ beams multiple times, an ACTUAL speed feat than Kratos slowly shuffling towards a crippled guy.

>>149294697
haha, yeah...

>>149294688
This is a sentinel btw, just one of these would kill all of mha

>>149294603

>>149294701

>>149294725
No lies detected.

>>149294638
You owe me sex, Arceus. I didn't fight off Regigigas, capture him, and place him in a box because Slow Start sucks just to NOT have sex with you.

>>149294701
Ain't no way...

ENTER BATGOD

>>149294697
>Parodies Justice League to a tee in Hero Reborn
Make Hyperion solo all main event villains like they're nothing

>>149294705
Oh, absolutely. Not even a question about that. I think he'd urge the nonviolent ones to self-deport or something?
>>149294714
The research done for God of War in the episode is genuinely perplexing. I'll have to publish what I wrote soonish, I've been sitting on it too long as is.

>>149294603

I can't be bothered to watch it to find out, but how bad is Miles preview?

>>149294760
It's surprisingly not shit

>>149294760
it's not that bad, it's just Miles is going to do his own thing (lol) and that his parents are still alive + he's muh heckin anime with electric swords

Reminder that all MHA pro heroes are corrupt and not good at their jobs. If the X-CHADS were in Japan, they would've just took out the League of Villains with ease.
>N-NOOOOOO YOU NEED A LICENSE AND YOU CAN'T JUST KILL THEM!
Glad MutantGODS don't follow the rules, unlike Quirkcucks.

>>149294725
Seriously Sentinels are so fucking good they're an existential threat to EVERY SINGLE MUTIE in (almost) EVERY SINGLE TIMELINE the writers put them in
it's actually crazy how good some basement scientists from NEW YAAAARK are

>>149294750
God, he's so sexy

>>149294697
Supes looks so handsome in that panel where he punches the Juggernaut, bros. Reminds me of other handsome fictional men like Ryo Saeba from City Hunter.

>>149294714
They've done "well you THINK this person would be weaker, but closer examination reveals..." but then they actually give the relevant feats and they're shown on-screen and have very direct and applicable measures of power.
Never "yeah this guy literally does none of the things we're about to say he can do and you can see the shit he does is blatantly unimpressive but just believe it anyways".

It's why I bring up Simon vs Kyle, because Kyle has never come close visually to doing anything Simon does but they sold it as believable and for the most part people were fine with the narrative. And this is the case with plenty other DBs. While with Kratos they brought explicit attention to the fact he's visually a joke which then gets the viewers to remember all the times this MFTL+ character needed a bobsled to get around.

>>149294757
FUCK

>>149294783
He has to be sexy. He's the detective of detective comics.

>>149294603

>>149294696
Why is this grub hub character sniffing a... lint... roller?

>>149294718
too smol

>>149294725
>A Sentinel
Nimrod is literally the strongest Sentient. Just calling 'A' Sentinel really does a disservice.

>>149294813
>Reddithog
Run

>>149294696
Stop posting this astroturfed forced meme face

>>149294725
Nimrod once punched out Apoc, he's not just killing all of MHA he's questioning where the actually strong characters are

Do you guys think all of MHA could take down a basic sentinel or Nimrod.

>>149294618
Whisperbros.... we got humiliated again.
>>149294629
...except character design, plot, story, themes, characters, art, fanfics, adaptations.

The standard Sentinel would beat Gigantomachia from MHA

>>149294869
No. I don't think they could even take down the weakest Marvel street tier, much less a Sentinel.

>>149294783
Talia...

>>149294878
MHA's themes are so fucking shit and poorly handled don't try to bullshit.

>>149294869
It would get 99% of the cast killed and leave Shigaraki and Deku with several missing limbs but they MIGHT be able to destroy a single sentinel.

Doesn’t MHA have a character that can create black holes?

>the Sentinels would-
Trip, lose their balance and die at the first MHA character they come across

>>149294893
...But enough about Marvel.

>>149294899
Weaker than Deku so it’s obviously not even mountain level black holes.

>>149294603

>>149294783
Wonder Woman...

CHADvel villains
>badass people who can contend with the best of the best and have complex motivations to literal God-like beings who our heroes fight to keep the multiverse safe
MHA """"""""villains"""""
>WAAHHHHHHH SOCIETY IS SO MEAN TO ME! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T KILL PEOPLE? IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY QUIRK IS AWFUL! I'M GONNA BE VILLAIN AND MAKE IT EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM AND NOT IMPROVE MYSELF IN ANYWAY!

>>149294869
A single sentinel would genocide the entire Quirk population.

Shigaraki and Solid Snake have something in common. They both killed their fathers and won their Death Battles.

>>149294931
>WAAHHHHHHH SOCIETY IS SO MEAN TO ME! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T KILL PEOPLE? IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I'M AWFUL! I'M GONNA BE VILLAIN AND MAKE IT EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM AND NOT IMPROVE MYSELF IN ANYWAY!
...but enough about Doom, Ultron and Kang.

>>149294800
Untrue
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Detective_Chimp

>Sentry kisses another man and throws him into the sun afterwards
Wtf Marvelbros

>>149294790
>Never "yeah this guy literally does none of the things we're about to say he can do and you can see the shit he does is blatantly unimpressive but just believe it anyways”
Then, it seems like it truly was a Kratos special and Krasura was doomed before it even began if they needed to resort to that. Though, I can’t say that I fault them too much considering the characters.
>While with Kratos they brought explicit attention to the fact he's visually a joke which then gets the viewers to remember all the times this MFTL+ character needed a bobsled to get around.
Or when he needed to rescue his son and doesn’t run faster than the average human. Every time I look back at the episode it somehow falls apart even worse. They don’t even bother to saying HOW Kratos could even dodge a beam like Chakravartin’s when he can’t even leave the planet. Chak’s beam is bigger than planets so unless Kratos can jump into space or ride his dogsled out of there, his MFTL+ “speed” isn’t all that helpful.

MHA girls are definitely hotter, at least. I’d pound Momo, Ochako, and the invisible chick before any X-woman any day of the week.

>>149294931
Kek, funny.

>>149294946
…’s favorite punching bag Shigaraki.

>>149294931
>>WAAHHHHHHH SOCIETY IS SO MEAN TO ME! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T KILL PEOPLE? IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY QUIRK IS AWFUL! I'M GONNA BE VILLAIN AND MAKE IT EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM AND NOT IMPROVE MYSELF IN ANYWAY!
That's just Magneto

>>149294893
...but enough about Western comics. MHA is leagues above SLOPvel and Dead Company because it has a linear story; no constant retcons, no dying and coming back a billion times, and no sudden changes in personality.

>>149294783
Superman...

>>149294782
>Spider-Man
Sentinels are Spider-Man victims btw. Then again, Spider-Man is a BEAST.

>>149294931
>>WAAHHHHHHH SOCIETY IS SO MEAN TO ME! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T KILL PEOPLE? IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY QUIRK IS AWFUL! I'M GONNA BE VILLAIN AND MAKE IT EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM AND NOT IMPROVE MYSELF IN ANYWAY!
We know, Brotherhood of Mutants

>MHAsissies are having an absolute meltdown over CapeKINO

Too bad even with the Kara no Kyokai movies, Touko Aozaki's still pretty obscure. 'l'd like to see her in Death Battle. I wonder how many puppets of her would get killed.

>>149294952
It's selfcest

>>149294981
The funny thing is sentinels see Spidey as a mutant even though he's actually a mutate

>>149294915
How do we know? Did he ever get caught in one of the black holes?

>>149294957
>Wouldn't want to fuck Emma Frost
Gay af

>>149294954
Kratos's speed is weird in the episode because I'm almost positive they wanted to use the Helios feat as immeasurably fast. Remember they said it covered an infinite dimension in a few hours. They wanted to treat it as an actual "feat" for Kratos that wasn't just reliant on pure scaling but probably knew that giving him immeasurable speed would've sounded even more colossally retarded than the number they gave him and they wanted to not have him dogpile Asura.

I'm not even sure how they calculated the Primordial shockwave because the size perspectives in that cutscene are all over the place, one moment they're bigger than galaxies then one of them dies and is slightly bigger than some mountains.

Reminder that MHAfags think Shiggy saying “YOU GROW UP!” to Mahito is an “epic comeback”.

>>149295008
They have no way of actually quantifying the shockwaves, we have zero idea of time beyond eons.

>>149294996
Only puppet-themed matchup I can come up with is against Herta from Honkai Star Rail, and I’m pretty sure she’s Galaxy level, so… RIP

>>149294996
How does she compare to her sister?

>>149295007
NTA but mind control scares me, would smash luna and dagger tho

>>149295015
Kek, they really are pathetic.

>>149294783
Huntress...

>>149294981
Spider-Man is genuinely just that good
>>149295000
People seem to get that confused a lot, even the X-Men thought he was a mutant at first in TAS

>>149295007
Too old.

I think that even EMH Thor could solo MHA.

>*crushes ninety-nine percent of DC and Marvel with the power of gravity*

>>149294954
>>149295008
I never understood mftl kratos. Even without the feat purist mindset how does he scale to the shock waves he's never shown to be comparable to or been able to replicate? How does he scale to light he doesn't dodge?

>>149293541
I am an spic, and kratos posting suchs. Mostly by virtue of being stale

>>149295043
She can't even crush things with her quirk only toga did that

>>149295015
It is. “Le evil for the sake of evil” villains are an overdone “subversion” and lame. Mahito is objectively the less mature character in that fight.

>>149294714
They did the "they've never done this but...maybe they could!" thing before with Yang VS Tifa...only for Yang to get btfo by relatively mundane shit shortly after. It was just more egregious with Kratos because even the things they were trying to spin are directly debunked in the very footage they are showing. Like the Helios MFTL thing, Kratos clearly doesn't respond fast enough and is hit by the flashlight kek

>>149294948
Nope, this is DC's original detective.

Post Ochunko being less of a useless bitch than Atom Eve.

>>149294783
Barbra Gordon...

>>149294428
...which gets raped by simon

>>149295043
She can crush 99% of the semen out of my balls with her cervix, if you get what I’m saying.

>>149295008
They only said the underworld was infinite in the Spanish dub.
>>149295045
The idea is that he upscales from the Primordials.

>>149295064
They didn't do it in Yang vs Tifa, they just had the impeccable logic that Tifa could only do strong shit during her Limit Breaks and nowhere else

>>149295038
Favorite Age and Character?
>>149295068
Ochako didn't kill her own child so she already has a moral highground

>>149295043
JuggerFRAUDs and SentiKEKS run in TERROR

>>149295068
I CAN'T OKAY?!?! EVERY ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN MHA IS WEAK!

>>149295068
I-I-I-I……..

>>149294902
The ending was them no-diffing the X-Men. FUCK Sentinels are STRONG

>>149294998
Yeah but why did he had to kiss him

>>149295088
If I recall right they NLF'd how Yang's semblance worked as well

please god, just get us to the other side of this waiting period

>>149295089
14, and Jiren

>>149295063
Anon... I'm sorry to tell you this but shigiraki quite literally age regresses throughout his final fight in MHA shiggy is a man child through and through.

I love western cape GODmics so much bros....

>>149295109
>Waiting period ends
>Next match is Aang VS Traveler

>>149295114
Shiggybros we don’t read our own manga????

>>149295067
based
>>149295076
lol no

>>149295115
White MEN......

>>149295109
SPIRALING GALAXIES IN MY MIND LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE

>>149295115
no one under the age of thirty...

>>149295015
I thought it was meant to be ironic coming from Shiggy and that match was more of a case of people wanting to see Mahito get btfo but would also be fine with Shiggy getting btfo as they are both edgelord faggots at the end of the day.

>>149295076
Kek, based, canon.

Ochako just raped me to death…

>>149295076
Yup yup yup, just telling it like it is.

>>149295115
I agree capexis! It's so cool unlike a bigoted conservative fascist country like Japan that produces homophobic transphobic content each year, godmics embrace LGBTQ+ archetypes and uplift queer and POC communities!

>MHAcucks have the audacity to call anything else slop when their own manga is shit
Funny and sad at the same time. You can tell they're insecure over their superiors.
>>149295041
The weakest Marvel character could solo MHA. The MHAverse is so weak that the Shocker could sneeze and make the entire cosmology collapse.

>>149295122
Fuck you Tzneetch don't you fucking dare

>>149295043
>Quirks stop working after hand stops working
Wolverine solos

>>149295141
Juggerfraud...

>>149295146
Uhh… Juggerbros? Care to explain?

>>149295136
Depending on who you ask this is either a good or bad thing
>>149295146
Is that the "real" juggernaut or a fake like miles?

>>149295141
Ochako is the one more likely to let herself get raped by a villain considering she let toga stab her and called her the prettiest girl in the world.

>>149295064
>Kratos clearly doesn't respond fast enough and is hit by the flashlight kek
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?! He gets flashbanged and the screen goes white because of it. That’s why when he covers his eyes correctly after, the light gets seriously reduced.

>>149295146
Juggernaut is LGBTXQIAS+? Since when?

>>149295169
This is far from the most egregious research error made in the episode. But it's still pretty bad.

>>149295115
Same.

>>149295154
>turns Logan’s genes off with a zap
>electrocutes him through his metal skeleton while his healing factor is disabled

>>149295180
It is one of the more meme worthy ones though

What stop Ice-Man from freezing Ochako's hands completely off

>>149295041
Doesn't he cap at Island Level?

>>149295096
>Spider-GOD beats the Sentinels
>Sentinels beat muggas
>Spider-GOD mogs the muggas
Yup, yup. It clicks.

>>149295137
To non MHAfags sure but to those losers it was peak writing, as quoted by a Shiggytard in one of our threads. https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149131894/#149134154
> ...Minus CHADgaraki who forgot about his mean family immediately after killing them, and when confronted by his family's vestiges he told them he doesn't give a shit about them before decaying them without a second thought again to pursue his real goals of becoming an awesome god-like entity and destroying the world to reshape it as his own. Mahito was in fact a retard who could not get Shiggy's own worldview correct which is why he got owned by the epic "YOU GROW UP!" comeback
The only one who was a "DADDY WAS MEAN SO EVERYONE MUST SUFFER" fag was Dabi however the rest of the MHA CHADllians have SCHOLARLY and PHILOSOPHICAL backstories and motivations, much unlike the average Villain of the Week from FAGvel.

>>149295188
Wolverinebros...We have no defense...

>>149295188
Get this garbage as electricity user out of here this faggot makes electro look like a rocket scientist with his powers in comparison.

>>149295188
Faster than lightning bub

Do you WORKOUT? Be honest.

>>149295108
Yup
And didn't give Tifa any Summon Materia or the Time Materia

>>149295200
No lies detected

>>149295154
>>149295190
>Mutants are so violent, they would cut off a girl's hands instead of resorting to less violent means
These people don't seem very heroic to me...no wonder QuirkCHADS are beloved while Muties are hated.

>>149294101
>gets his nip boyfriend stolen by wolverine

>>149293916
Because kratos beat zeus and thor who one shot asura easily

THAT'S RIGHT COCKSUCKA GO BACK TO JAPAN

>>149295216
Yeah

Your protag is the whipping boy of the entire internet MHAcucks, sit down before your equally pathetic villains become punching bags as well.

>>149295216
Yeah but I fucking suck at it.

>>149295079
>She can crush 99% of the semen out of my balls with her cervix, if you get what I’m saying.
YUP, YUP, YUP! K, B AND THE FUARKING C.

>>149295224
Scott could easily knock out ochako with one optic blast plus the x men have healers they could easily delimb and relimb ochako if needed.

>>149295240
Explain?

>>149295224
QuirkCHIMPS do not procreate unlike Sex-Men

>>149295149
Hirokoshi is better than all the current comic writers and artists.

>>149295212
...but not faster than beer mugs.

>>149295233
Post either of them destroying a mountain.

I haven't seen Krasura
You're not telling me they used Kratos walking toward a beam of light as a way of saying he's faster than light
There's no way that's what you're saying

>>149294101
>KEKlops
He'll cry and ask for BVLLrine to handle his wife.

Post Hirokoshi not being a spineless bitch who got intimidated by angry fujoshis.

>>149295247
Been lifting for 7 years now, still haven't hit 750 on the big three yet.

>>149295212
>JOBki would get gutted like a fish
Yep, MutantGODS win again.

>>149295236
Xavier canonically lusted after his underaged student btw

>>149295271
Lbs or kilos?

>>149294299
Does he have any feats

>>149295254
Every child in Krakoa is BVLLverine's child. He's the Sex-God of Marvel.

>>149295268
I-I-I-I………

>>149295278
Lbs

X-frauds (Jews)
>want to be “left alone” (to secretly spread their influence across the globe)
>isolate themselves in Genosha (Israel), where they regularly perform human rights violations, then cry victim when retaliation comes

CHADss 1-A (Japanese)
>ACTUALLY want to be left alone, and don’t go out of their way to bother or destroy other people’s culture
>live by themselves in Japan, but welcome tourists as long as they behave themselves, and even then are forgiving of slight transgressions the first time

I know which side I’d want to be real.

Quirkies Muties they are all the same

Post Juggernaut destroying a continent.

>>149295279
uh sure
>He's
>The
>Juggernaut
>Bitch
there's your feats

>>149295280
Yip yip, little dog

Remember DaredeBVLL owns you and all mutie scum

>>149295279
Bullied Thor around.

Post Deku destroying a continent by himself.

>>149295289
MHASCHOLARpost

>>149295261
Yep. It's one of the reasons the episode is mocked so much

>>149295260

EXCALIBUR!!!

>>149295304
>>149295261
Has there been an effort to compile all the research mistakes made in the episode?

>You have to be a good little BITCH and get a hero license so the government can order you around
I would never be an MHA """""""hero""""""". If I have to be a wanted vigilante to stand up to a tyrannical commission, then I'll do it. It's what my HERO Captain America would do.

(You) with the Uni Power? You beat Juggs no concept of Diff

>>149295286
>>149295271
NTA but if you're slowly improving everyday I would say that's doing good, just keep on doing what you're doing and you'll get there eventually.

>>149295286
I see. Lifting should be all about the journey rather than a goal. Have you built a respectable body?

>>149295261
They were using it to say Kratos was immeasurably fast before they chickened out and used some other nonsense that Kratos doesn't even scale to to say he was just MFTL+

Cute girls

>>149295261
>I haven't seen Krasura
Lucky bastard

>>149295261
They’re saying him “blocked” a giant living flashbang with his hand, thus he can move at FTL speeds. But he CLEARLY got blinded by the flash, then lifted his hand up afterwards, so yeah, they’re retarded.

>mutieKEKs
Too fucking easy
>B-B-BUT HE ALMOST DIED TO COLOSSUS AND MAGIK!!!!
Phoenix Colossus and Magik JOBBED to Peter's bantz btw

>>149295323
Hal Jordan…

>>149295289
Class 1-A are bootlickers and supporter of glowies assassinating people. These faggots are status quo upholders through and through stain was 100% right btw and so was re destro quirk laws is and always was a retarded idea.

>>149295188
>fries Denki before he could even do it.
Should've stayed yo ass in Japan, Quirkie.

>>149295298
>Wolverine is such a loser he has bully the disabled
>Meanwhile, when he fights someone who can actually put up a fight he gets bodied

>>149295298
>lost to BVLLrine
>admits that he's been lucky to walk away alive
The UNKEKABLE BVLLrine? The KING of Marvel...

>>149295216
I'm not particularly strong but yeah, about thrice a week.

What the fuck is going on? This level of shitposting is too much for me!!!

>>149295314
We’re just gonna ignore that half of the heroes in Marvel signed up to get hero licenses and force them onto everyone else?

>>149295318
Not yet

>>149295314
Who won the Marvel Civil War?

My MHA HEROES would LOVE to join Iron Man’s pro reg side and put innocent superheroes in the Negative Zone!

>YO CRAKKA! GIVE ME FIDDY BUCKS FOR TREE CHICKEN SAMMICH FROM POPEYE'S!!!!

>Shiiieett that nigguh was ez. Time to go kill this...Ee-zoo-koo? Kinda wack ass name is that? Hope that nigguh can't bust a mountain or nuttin

Kitty Pryde would actually solo class 1-A funny enough.

Mirio has a Wal-Mart version of her power, and goes blind when using it and he REMAINS to this day to be the number 1 hero

>>149295356
Yeah and most reasonable heroes were against it

>>149295348
>Spider-GOD (Symbiote Mode)
At full power, he solos DragonBall btw.

>>149295355
MarvelKEKS are getting mogged by MHABVLLS

>>149294584
>d-diddy?
>aieeeeeee *gets raped*

>>149295338
Gee, it’s almost as if the Japanese government isn’t run like Burgerland’s corrupt corporatocracy, and is actually trustworthy and cares about the people’s rights…

>>149295364
Iron Man.

>>149295355
MHAKEKS are getting gaped by MarvelBVLLS

Now this thread shall know Pain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCfiqY05BpA

>>149295380
>Spiderman gapes the XMen
>Miles gapes Spiderman
>Deku will gape Miles
MARVELXIXXTERS EMERGENCY DILATION DISCORD CALL RIGHT NOW

>>149295381
I want to touch her Kazzer milkers

>>149295391
>Anon is unironically defending MHA's absolutely dogshit justice and hero system
You're hilariously retarded.

>>149295403
All of Marvel and DC just got gaped

Post Japan’s government not turning their country into incel land.

>>149294741
Hal...he is [the age of the universe+12] too old for you...m

>>149295384
Wait they went through with King in Black Peter?

>>149295358
You will, I know you will. I focus mostly on machines and calisthenics with high volume and it works for me. We are all going to make it.

>>149295347
Heh miss, your black ass looks tight! Wonder how it'll compare to Miss Mirko or Jirou's after I'm done absorbing all of your electricity effortlessly!

>>149295419
Oops, I meant America’s government

>>149295419
I-I-I can’t!!!

>>149295419
I CAN NOT! Tokugawa Shogunate Mandates...I kneel to your ability to defang a nation...

X-CHADS and other CHADtants (CHADmerica)
>fights against a tyrannical government
>does heroic stuff all the time because they want to do the right thing
>never gives up, even when the public hates them
>actually can get shit done

Quirksissies (Cuckpanese)
>government lapdogs
>only does heroics for fame and money
>literally corrupt from the inside
>when actually hated by the public, almost every pro hero quit
>can't get shit done, which lead to multiple civilian casualties that could've been prevented

I know which side I’d want to be real and on.

>>149295188
>WHAAAAATTTT?!!! MY STRONGER FAAAR FAR STRONGER COUNTERPARTS THE ONES WHO CAN USE THEIR POWERS WITHOUT BECOMING A FUCKING RETARD?!!! STATIC ELECTRO AND COLE MACGRATH AGREED TO RUN A TRAIN ON MY BELOVED JIROU?!!! YIPPIE!!!! JUST LET ME SET UP MY CHAIR AND CAMERA YAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!

>>149295419
F-F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

>>149295312
Powerscaling aside, Sonic would go far in the Fate universe ngl he seems like the type that would be jammin' there

Ben told me that Goku vs Superman is over because the result is the same everytime.

>>149295406
>Miles gapes Spiderman
TOP KEK. Peter mogs Miles if he decides to go serious and use 2% of his strength.

>>149295452
:)

>>>/m/23364883

Godzillabros.... /m/ is making fun of us due to losing to Charles Barkley. I don't think I can go on anymore...

>>149295463
I love when people go
>Goku and Superman wouldn’t fight, they’d be friends!
As if Goku doesn’t fight his friends for fun

>>149295410
Free Palestine

Magneto just pulls the iron out of every MHA character's body.

>>149295474
Is that ELECTRIC ANIME BATMAN

>NOOOOOO GOVERNMENT REGULATION IS LE BAD BECAUSE... BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKA-ACK

>>149295489
MHAsissies…….

>>149295452
KEKAROOOOOOO! Quirkcucks are like that.

>>149295493
Every single MHA hero said this while locking up innocent anti-reg heroes in the Negative Zone btw

>>149295493
You should never put full faith into your government you fucking retard that's how dictatorships and garbage living situations occur!

>>149295410
U need Ur panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK D***S in ALL 3 holes at the same time!!! Way up ur p***y and way up ur a** as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest c**k goes down Ur throat so it makes U gag and convulse as those big black c**ks pound away it feels like from the start Ur being assaulted but it's made U c*m nonstop. Just one continuous orgasm and just before U pass out those big black d**ks squirt their loads of c*m inside U! As U lay on ur stomach the c*m is coming out of all Ur holes, I'll turn U over and jack off all over U

>>149295125
Post raven destroying an universe

>>149295489
MHA verse has wood, therefore Magneto gets gaped

>>149295486

>>149295493
>t.Chaosfag

>>149295518
Vince Mcmahon…

Solo green lantern, solo groot, solo magneto

>>149295511
>Reed Richards, the literal smartest human on Earth, is pro-government
Yup
>>149295512
A government's top priority is to protect its people

>>>>>>>>>>

>>149294869
>A basic sentinel
Absolutely. Single sentinels are fodder. You need a horde of them before they start doing any actual damage to someone.
>Nimrod
Nimrod crushes the entire verse, they never stood a chance.

>>149295539
This has not been true for at least a century

Hey, everyone. Hero of All Fiction, Simon the Digger here, with an important announcement:

FUCK the government! I tried running a government, and it was fucking LAME; they even tried (and failed) to kill me! If the feds knock on your doors to rob you with their “taxes”, I say smash ‘em down, and kill ‘em all!

Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

Bring Back January 6th, as a national holiday!

And ROW ROW, FIGHT THE FUCKING POWER!

Simon out.

>AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEE NOT ALL THESE ELECTRIC USERS WHO ARE....weaker than me? Huh. Hey Cole, seems like we're on the same level unlike the rest of these faggots, want to waste this nigger and this bald guy? Then we can go kill Peter Darker for fun and hang out for a bit

>>149295518
Colossus...

https://myheroacademia.fandom.com/wiki/Hero_Public_Safety_Commission
>Although the Safety Commission had been trusted by society to keep the peace, in actuality, the organization had an underlying corruptness in its acts to protect society's image of Heroes in order to maintain the status quo. The original President of the Commission always treated their workers as disposable assets, primarily using people from the underside of society to do their dirty work. However, when Pro Heroes committing crimes increased and became more organized, the Commission was no longer able to deal with them, and so, turned to recruiting and using Pro Heroes so that they could freely move when going against other Heroes in public.
Hmmm....this doesn't sound very heroic.

>>149295560
My KING!

>>149295450
The holocaust would be an act of mercy to mutantkind. Living to commit evil is not a dignified existence

>>149295574
MHAbros…

Miles activated his Mega Venom Blast, channeling everything into one explosion of electric fury. Deku roared in response, pushing to 100% for one strike—a Detroit Smash enhanced with all his energy.

>>149295427
Peter sees a vision from an AU where he becomes the king in black. Peter's aware that he can become the King in Black pretty easily due to his bond with the symbiote, and King in Black Peter is a bad future since he kills off everyone because he's a stronger Knull with Spider-Sense. Peter gives up the symbiote again to avoid that, but he's on good terms with it and the symbiote still has a crush on him and holds Peter in high regards. So it's still possible for them to bond. But it's fucking comics, they'll have them bond again to generate hype or whatever.

Are Thorbros the new Beyonderbro(s)?

>>149295574
I support this.

Smoke cleared. Miles was sprawled across the roof, groaning. His suit was scorched, his breathing ragged. Deku was still standing—barely—but upright, clutching his side.

“I… win,” Deku said, panting. “But that was close. You’re really strong.”

>>149295560
THAT'S MY GOAT

Miles....I'm so sorry. I....I didn't think you'd get vaporized by the air current of my punch long looooong before it even touched you....

>>149295621
Tony…

>>149295585
Shut the fuck up, Quirkcuck.

>>149295560
>FUCK the government!
>>149295577
>My KING!

>>149295008
Kratos isn't even a fast guy, which is the weirdest thing. Like, he's a slow, lumbering brick. Even in fights where he's going all out, he's running as fast as a normal person.
God of War wouldn't exist if Kratos could run even at supersonic speeds. The whole plot is that he needs to slowly walk somewhere.
It's like claiming that Sephiroth can destroy a planet when the plot of FF7 is about how Sephiroth cannot destroy a planet. The narrative itself is claiming you're wrong.

>>149295621
Quirksissy...

>>149295626
HEROES!

>>149295634
I don't care about Quirk users. Trask was right. Kill every single mutant and let God sort them out. Though I think we all know every single one is going to hell

>>149295626
>Go Nagai
KINO

>>149295630
...gets gaped by CHADsenberg.

>>149295605
Peter x Venom

Paul x Dylan Brock

Venom Blast. Point blank. Back of the neck.

Deku’s body convulsed violently, all his power dispersing in an instant. His legs gave out.

But Miles didn’t stop. He webbed Deku’s arms, then delivered a follow-up kick to the side of the head, knocking him into a wall. Deku slumped, still conscious—but barely.

>>149295649
B-But Sephiroth can transport you to a dimension where you totally get hit by a meteor that can destroy multiple planets!

Death Battle needs the power of Christianity!

>>149295427
only in an AU
he hates gay people

>>149295685

Deku screamed as the electricity coursed through his body, disrupting his muscle control, frying his focus. He stumbled—

—and Miles struck again, with everything he had, an uppercut laced with venom power and gravity.

Deku soared upward.

>>149295628
>Shiiiiiieeet, dat ain’t mah Venom Blast! Das sum watermalone marmalade I been keepin’ in my front pocket you just broke open! And I don’t LIKE lil whyte bois like you touchin’ mah marmalade, nigga! POWAH COSMIC, COME TO ME! LEZ LIGHT DIS NIGGA UP WIT DAT BIG BLACK COSMIC BLAST!

>>149295649
You're illiterate if you can't acknowledge inconsistencies and infer drama-preserving reasons as to why characters aren't moving at lightspeed or destroying planets in the plot. Even in cosmic stories, characters are not always operating on that scale. The only one that does is Suggsverse and that's undiluted powerfaggotry.

>>149295668
>Paul x Dylan Brock
Paul's undergoing a humiliation ritual. He's now a vegan who gets no sex from MJ and is mogged by a child on a daily basis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ8-ARFYKw4
ENJI TODOROKI! YOUR SINS ARE INNUMERABLE! I AM HERE TO WREAK VENGEANCE UPON YOUR SOOOOOUUUUL!

>>149295685
>>149295707
>Catholic
Run

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes

>>149295707

>>149295685
>>149295707
We must pray to the lord,AMEN

I have feats, but no, you can't see them. Instead I offer statements. Please concede the win.

>>149295685
>>149295743
who wins between ciel and anderson anyways

>>149295749
Wile Coyote…

>>149295723
>Doesn't feel guilt
Nice Penance Stare FAGGOT

>>149295669
>Venom Blast. Point blank. Back of the neck.
LOL! Best rename that shit to JOBBER BLAST. Peter tanked it and threw Miles around in their last fight. Hobgoblin stopped it. Black Panther tanked it. Norman tanked it to the back of the neck btw.

>>149295749
me with Bobobo (read the fucking manga)…

>>149294714
>Fought Akuma/Oni to a standstill
Considering this thread, could Oni (with Asura’s Wrath scaling) clear MHA?

>>149295755
Satan.

>>149295721
There are often reasons to keep characters slow when it's needed, but GoW characters only show great speed in specific instances in the first place.
Also I don't feel like this explanation really applies to anon's Sephiroth example. Since the story specifically needs Sephiroth to want the black materia.

>ITSV outsould the entirety of MHA
Kek what a dimeless franchise

>>149295757
no Coyote has feats but uses upscaling

>>149295749
Kratos…

>>149295685
I agree
Kratos should've fought Dante (not the twink) or one of the horsemen from Darksiders

>>149295723
Was he robbed?

>>149295723
Yep, GOD Rider would kill Endeavor and send him to Hell for what he did. He wouldn't even need the Penance Stare.

>>149295297
.....MOUNTAIN. NOW

Deku pointed a glowing finger down. “I’ve shattered mountain ranges just by misjudging my momentum. I’ve torn through ground so deep they called it a man-made earthquake. If I went full power right now… I could level a continent.”

>>149295792
what feats do they have

>>149295792
Dante and War should fight each other

>>149295729C
Considering Remake Ciel got bumped to stupid extremes where she had magecraft on par with Excalibur, yeah...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1bnQmwButw

>>149295312
Holy sexo....and the blondy is there...i guess

Holy shit, MHAkeks got MASSACRED in this thread.

Miles came back with a Venom Dash, moving so fast it left plasma trails. He struck Deku’s ribs—a direct hit. But Deku didn’t even flinch.

“Your venom’s good,” Deku muttered. “Against street-level enemies.”

Then he punched Miles through five blocks, the air pressure alone flipping cars and shattering windows.

Post a mountain destroying your hero right now.

>>149295685
I mean Kratos will eventually become one of the Three Wise Men and gift baby Jesus

>>149295822
He fought Lucifer, who threatened to destroy the universe if he ever escaped.

>>149293466 (OP)
https://youtu.be/FMznHwYc97Y?si=g94xXue-r62lS8zu

>>149295822
Dante defeats death and takes his weapon, goes into hell, fights demons all the way to ninth level where he fights Lucifer (he wins with the help of the God)
I think the horsemen fought some Archangels

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGS SO OBSESSED WITH POSTING MOUNTAIN BUSTING FEATS!? ISN'T LORE SCALING AND CHAIN SCALING ENOUGH FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS!? HERE'S YOUR FUCKING MOUNTAIN BUSTING FEAT FROM UCHIHA MADARA. THERE. CAN YOU STOP ASKING FOR FUCKING MOUNTAIN BUSTING FEATS!?

>>149295858
I said post feats, I could threaten to destroy the universe too but if I don't actually do it then it's not impressive

Miles smiled behind his mask. “You’re forgetting I’m not just any Spider-Man—I’m the sum of all Spidermen across the multiverse. I’ve fought Vision. Yes, the Vision. He’s planetary-level. And I held my own.”

Deku blinked. “Vision? You mean the android Avenger?”

Miles nodded. “And not just one fight—multiple. I’ve scaled up by association. I’m planet level. Faster than light, and packing punches that can shake worlds.”

MarvelJEWS just got GASSED by MHAryans this thread.

>>149295873
Listen, that’s proof of being universe-level by Kratos standards

He slammed Deku through several buildings with a planet-level venom strike, leaving a crater that glowed with energy.

Deku struggled to rise.

>>149295876
Wtf antisemitic remarks like that are against 4chan rules!

>>149295838
...on opposite day, which is not today

>>149295450
Post x men not trying to convince one of their most devote members to become a feral animal to save face

>>149295893
ok well still posts feats because if we're doing a statements vs statements debate then it'd be 1 universe vs 1829291 nigillion times universal

>>149295721
There's a difference between nerfing a character because you need to preserve drama in a scene, and giving a character the capability to solve the main problem of his story, and then not letting him do it because...the story needs to happen.
If Kratos was even 1% as fast as DB claimed, there is no GoW. He just immediately solves the problem. There's multiple times in every game where Kratos talks about how slow he is and how he needs a new tool to travel somewhere. It's why he stole Hermes boots. It's why he needed the Bifrost. So the obvious explanation is that he simply...isn't that fast. He's a regular guy who's kinda strong.

And there's nothing wrong with being a slow guy who punches hard.

>>149295876
TRVKE

Kek, just saw a Quirksissy get curb stomped into the sidewalk by a MutantLORD.

>>149295755
I'm sortof leaning towards Ciel,her Immortality is flat out better than what the holy nail grants Anderson. Not to mention she has better weaponry and can use Roa's magecraft knowledge once she puts her personal issues aside

>>149295838
… on every day.

Someone just made a new thread early, I'm kinda getting sick of Thor. That Croatian Thorfag needs to chill a bit with his homoerotic obsession.

>"Anger and hate are supreme."

>>149295851
>Greek, Nordic, and Egyptian "gods" kneel before God
yup.

>>149295876
… on opposite day, which is not today.

>>149295838
TRVTH!

>>149295922
>>149295922

>>149295838
TRVKE

No character in MHA could defeat Mr. CHADtastic, let alone the CHADker, let alone Franklin RichCHADS aka CHADDERhouse (formerly CHADDletale)

>>149295918
>and giving a character the capability to solve the main problem of his story, and then not letting him do it because...the story needs to happen.
Crazy you say that because that's the entire subtext of a character like the Flash or Superman. Kratos is no different. Drama preservation in narratives exist. The entire point of powerscaling is to examine characters outside of those contexts. Knowing that takes more literacy than just going "oh if he can destroy planets at the drop of a hat the story wouldn't exist" like no shit, sherlock.

Zabuza from Naruto would be perfect for a lower scale Naruto battle. He doesn't go around destroying buildings and mountains. The only actual Shippuden buff he got was his sword repairs itself with blood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSeKWHPMUTw

>>149294658
Holy fuck he’s actually beating his ass while talking shit, what a badass

>>149295493
Thor bros...

>>149295979
The big problem is that, with God of War and Kratos, the research necessary to prove that a character doesn't normally do those things can do those things doesn't factor into the episode. It's done in a very strange way, and I've found that the analyses available online are pretty superficial.

>>149295649
Sephi can't nuke earth because the life force says nuh uh.

Sephiroth went from absorbing the lifestream to become a God. To absorbing the lifestream to access every single timeline that Gaia contains to become Supreme God. Rebirth amped things up signficiantly.

>>149295146
I don't get why they need to turn their personalities into fruity herbivores the moment they're revealed to be gay.

>>149295755
Easily Ciel. Andersen legit doesn't have any firepower that would synergize with him not dying and the Seventh Holy Scripture counters him hard.

>>149295268
He's still less of a hack than most modern Marvel writers

>>149295979
Oh, come on. Yes, drama preservation in narratives exists, but Kratos is not on the league of Superman or the Flash! He is a guy who is shown, repeatedly through all his narratives, as being unable to solve his problems without outside help. If he wants to travel fast, he must use a portal, or steal a person's magic shoes, or ride on a dog sled. If every narrative that Kratos has implies that he is not a fast person, then he is not a fast person and it's nonsense to imply that he is, for no reason other than 'well, I want him to be a fast guy.' And the reason he doesn't solve his problem instantly is not because drama is being preserved for the narrative, it's because he simply can't do it!
You need a narrative where he actually moves that fast first, to then argue that all the other times, he's being held back.

>>149295312
It's not that far!

>>149295833
Elise...