Battard - /co/ (#149312105) [Archived: 451 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:56:59 AM No.149312105
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>VGH I'm so DARK and BROODING and DARK, like, I'm TORTURED by THE DARKNESS
>what, kill the serial killing genocidal, baby-torturing clown and dirty my hands?! EDGY BOY EDGE ALERT EVIL MAN BAD GUY WEE-WOO WEE-WOO TO THE ASYLUM WITH YOU CREEP HANDS OFF THE JOKAH!
>VGH I'm so ALONE and LONELY and SOLITARY
>apart from my MYRIADS of ADOPTED KIDS and SUPER-POWERED FRIENDS/COLLEAGUES and FAMILY MEMBERS
>it's SO HARD trying to CLEAN UP the city of GOTHAM even though I'm a SUPERGENIUS BILLIONAIRE and I have LITERALLY AN ARMY OF SUPER-POWERED NINJAS, and my ENEMIES are LITERALLY just ANIMAL-THEMED PSYCHOS
>WAAAAHHHH MUMMY AND DADDY LEFT ME AT THE TENDER AGE OF 12 OR SOMETHING AND I WAS RAISED AS A MULTI-BILLIONAIRE BY A LOVING FATHER FIGURE; NOBODY WILL EVER UNDERSTAND MY PAIN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I'M 40 AND STILL CRYING ABOUT MUMMY SHUT UP IT'S NORMAL TO BE CRYING ABOUT MUMMY WHEN YOU'RE 45 I'M JUST A KID
>sniff... I sure do hope mummy and daddy look proudly from Heaven, and smile when they see me arresting the serial killing baby-torturer (AKA Infanticidator 900) and not killing him after the 567th baby he killed (he's going for 900, I can't break a man's streak) instead of killing him
>it's so hard being THE BATMAN
This is legitimately one of the most stupid and obnoxious characters ever.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:10:01 PM No.149313761
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:27:55 PM No.149313898
Why do white people make such awful posts
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:30:53 PM No.149313925
>>149313898
Autism and their parents never disciplined them.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:25:49 PM No.149314438
>>149312105 (OP)
Well, what do you propose to fix it?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:33:38 PM No.149314508
>>149313898
Beating your children for retarded behavior started being seen as "child abuse"
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:42:15 PM No.149314579
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>>149313761
Fippy bippy, OP OB-literated.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:49:52 PM No.149315203
>>149312105 (OP)
lol
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:54:41 PM No.149315252
look you get two sides to batman, the dark and edgy batman, or the adam west battoosie camp comedic batman, cause at the end of the day its a guy in a bat suit
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:13:25 PM No.149315425
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If beatings could cure Autism, it would've worked 80 years ago.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:39:38 PM No.149315692
>>149315425
Just means we went easy on them.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:50:40 PM No.149315816
Ted_Kaczynski_2_(cropped)
Ted_Kaczynski_2_(cropped)
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>>149315692
The tactics that the CIA used on Ted Kaczynski is what transformed him into the Unabomber. Also those tactics are no longer permissible in the 21st century.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:53:19 PM No.149315843
>>149315816
If they had been harsher they would have had the Twonabomber. That's double the bomber for your buck. Clearly a waste.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:00:29 PM No.149315938
>>149315843
And double the preventative security protocols in half the time afterwards. I'm sorry but you can't win against math and physics, I tried and failed. Then I tried to warn your people and failed, and they tried and failed because they didn't bother cutting to the chase. You see why this is unwinnable yet?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:03:55 PM No.149315980
>>149312105 (OP)
Itโ€™s not even him mostly, a part of why heโ€™s such a shit is his fanbase. Theres people that literally argue that he should be smarter than Lex i donโ€™t even need to explain why that is fucking retarded.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:15:17 PM No.149316109
batman-meets-lockup
batman-meets-lockup
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Remember when BTAS tried to convince the audience that being tough on violent career criminals was somehow the irrational philosophy compared to Batman's?