Post the worst ships you’ve seen

>>149313500 (OP)
>"... ack?"

That's some of the nicest art, relative to a terrible premise, I have ever seen.

>>149313500 (OP)
tfw no estrogen-so-high-that-she-has-pink skin gf

>>149313520
It’s like the antithesis of who these characters are

Love can be wrong. Thats what these people dont understand.

Jucika would NEVER say this!

this is based though

That's a really good fan rendition of Jucika. So many artists don't even try with her.

>>149313500 (OP)
5/10 Cathy isn’t fat enough

>>149313869

Why do people want the straightest Hungarian ever to be a lesbian

>>149313500 (OP)
>fat, self-conscious American girl x sexually liberated hungarian pixie
No, I think this ship is actually GOAT.

The average internet male's heel turn on lesbianism ever since they found out lesbians are making out with women for their own enjoyment and not for the male gaze is fucking hilarious.

>>149314001
only 4chan

>>149314001
Oh no male Yuri fags still exist it's just lesbianism became part of the culture war. The male gaze is why lesbians are tolerated but a gay male lead is a great way to cause a project to flop if you aim for general audiences and not strictly LGBT audience alone

>>149313957

90% of this board has horrible taste in ships.

>>149314001
That never happened in reality only in your head.
>male gaze
You are mentally ill, seek help

>>149313514
>ECH!

>>149314001
lesbo obsession is more of a boomer/genx thing like bolt on tits and anal obsession.

>>149314001
No lesbian is enjoying herself, they are miserable and coping, and I hope they get better one day.

>>149314211
>"I hope they get better one day" he types, seething with hatred

>>149314001
>male gaze
Go back
>>149314157
Name them

>>149314001
Male gaze comment aside it really does baffle me. Two hot chicks making out is a good thing, instead it makes the culture wars folks seethe.

But like >>149314059 said, it's mostly only 4chan. Maybe X or incel discords. I still stand by two women hooking up being hot.

>>149314001
>Oh their not practicing.
>I'll be in my way then.
I don't understand how this is a strange reaction.

>>149314001
What a weird thing to post

My wonderful Jucika should never be on the same comic, or even the same thought, as that pig Cathy.

>>149314001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8VNOB5puck
Its been a known phenomenon for years

>>149313500 (OP)
stop calling it ships you fucking retards. reddit cancer

>>149314441
Because you were never going to have sex with them in the first place, even if they were straight.

>>149314001
It depends on the ship.
OP and Bubbleline are resented for a variety of reasons.

>>149314778
'Shipping' is older than Reddit, I'm sad to say. It's always been the domain of deranged retards, however.

>>149314211
ironic

>>149314778
Go fuck yourself

>>149314195
>two words make you think someone has a mental illness
Stop drinking the kool aid

>>149313514
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

>>149314001
I usually don’t care, I just think the choice of Cathy and jucika together is retarded

>>149314441
You're one of those people who can't read books that aren't in first person, huh?

>>149314800
So what?

>>149314872
Why?

>>149314872
This. Also neither strip feels like it does anything with it being a comic. There's no build up or punchline to either.

>>149314893
Exactly. Thanks for agreeing with me.

>>149314913
If I agree with you, what's the problem?

>>149314806
sure, but shipping something is a different thing than calling it 'a ship'
it's retarded

>>149314813
no thanks

>>149314903
Because
1: they have no actual chemistry
2: their strips both deal with men and romance in some capacity, and have no yuri themes

>>149314778
Retard, ships are just what they’re individually called

>>149314992
zoomer lingo

>>149315050
Nigger it’s been around since the mid 90’s

>>149315119
prove it

>>149314001
Lesbianism is ultimately just for show, or at least mostly for show.
Sorry. Lesbian "sex" isn't even real sex, it's mutual masturbation. I'll call it sex for the sake of clarity and because it's not that far from sex, but come on, it's mostly for show. It's either for the spectacle, or an act that comes from frustration and/or anger, or it's from frustration/anger and has been also politized, or it's just frivolity.

Lesbians aren't happy of sexually fulfilled, and lesbian activity is beautiful when a man orchestrates and films it.

>>149315136
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipping_(fandom)
>The usage of the term "ship" in its relationship sense appears to have been originated around 1995 by Internet fans of the TV show The X-Files,

>>149314001
Put me in the screencap lads.

>>149315177
alright, I styand corrected
it's still fucking retarded though

>>149315184
Are you fucking retarded?
A bunch of (You)'s do not warrant a screencap a genuinely good and funny post does.
Most of those replies are explaining why they're wrong.
Stupid fucking newfag nigger.

>>149315265
you're mad and will definitely end up n the screencap

>>149315265
I'll add you too. Say cheese!

>>149314001
Trvth nvke

>>149313500 (OP)
would Cathy give it a shot though, if it were current year?

>>149314001
>making out with women for their own enjoyment
Anon, lesbianism is a meme. It’s mostly practiced among young, college aged women who are high libido yet hesitant to have sex with men for various reasons. Such as fear of men or pregnancy.
After a lesbian turns 25, their bio clock starts ticking and the lifestyle largely falls into obsolescence. They all end up getting boyfriends, starting families, or have sex with men on the side.
The few true ones that remain are usually EXTREMELY mentally ill women. They become obese, they become cat ladies, they cut their tits off and troon out because they think they’ll have it easier getting women as a penisless manlet. And this isn’t even factoring their unrivaled abuse statistics.
This is the fate of every lesbian. Be glad yuri exists to give this bleak lifestyle a rose tinted filter.

>>149314968
No, it isn't.

>>149315177
God damn, that's even earlier than I thought.

>>149316455
Fandom autism is super old, just look at Sherlock fags for the original books

>>149314001
The turn came when people discovered that real lesbians are ugly, fat, danger-hair feminists that hate men (and aren't very fond of women either, ironically)

>>149313869
that was a perfect opportunity for the artist to have her yell "ACK"

>>149316511
>harassing an author until he retcons his story for your fandom bullshit
Good to see this behavior has been alive for centuries.

>bubbline hasn’t been posted
?

>>149313514
>"aaaaaack~"

>>149313958
Making out with another girl is the straightest thing a girl can do.

>>149313500 (OP)
She wouldn't say that

>>149314001
Being a lesbian isn't about having sex with other women, it's about hating men while also dressing and acting like them. If a girl is feminine and likes guys she can never be a lesbian no matter how girls she eats out.

>>149313500 (OP)
What's with all the Cathyposting lately? I've seen a ton of Cathy on the board in the last week for some reason?

CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE ACK

>>149318590
people like Cathy, she's the original relatable comic woman

>>149313500 (OP)
whether it was ironic or sincere

>>149318590
>practically the prototype girl failure that most anons love
>very cute yet realistic personality
>comfy specials in the 80's
>always just trying her best
>chubby

>>149314001
when girls draw yaoi and share yaoi with eachother they don't have never-ending debates about the ethics and politics, they just strum on the low-end and coo.

>>149319244
Is... is Cathy our new FOTM?

>>149313698
Jucika would never say

>>149314001
Lesbians aren't real

>>149319315
FOTM would imply that our love only lasts for a moment, but the truth is that Cathy has always been /co/'s waifu. All the other girls are just distractions.

>>149319244
I wonder how the creator would feel knowing random dudes on the internet are completely obessed with her silly doodle person she created decaides ago.

One of the worst ones cause people pretend its real

Sam and Max.

>>149319244
>chubby
>virgin
That’s enough for me

>>149319600
Who says they didn’t perv on her back when she debuted?

>>149319714
>Who says they didn’t perv on her back when she debuted?
No doubt about it, I just want to hear about it from the person who just set out to make a fun comic women might relate to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kobWOFmces

>>149314001
Wrong, bucko.
The male gaze is within everything and the opposite of everything that women do.

>>149319892
>The male gaze is coming from inside the house

>>149313500 (OP)
ew

Why does this board get butthurt about lesbians. I'm not even into lesbian shit but the hatred seems overblown.

>>149319823
As much as chubby women were desirable even back then, their whining must’ve been unbearable

>>149314001
Lesbian divorce rates are 10 times high than either that of straight or male gay relationships.

>>149320074
they are secretly andrew dobsons.

we need gays

>>149313500 (OP)
>Post the worst ships you’ve seen
Is this only fan/crackships or official stuff? Because Superman/Wonder Woman and Batman/Wonder Woman are up there.

>>149320811
Dobson literally had a lesbian couple in his comic series you dumbfuck.

>>149320247
69% of straight divorces come from women.
https://www.asanet.org/women-more-likely-men-initiate-divorces-not-non-marital-breakups/

>>149320247
>>149320837
This just means that women are more willing to leave a shit situation then men.

>>149320074
Lesbians are annoying irl

>>149320854
>ugh, he's asking for sex and complaining about work instead of letting me sit back and sip my wine like a queen i better divorce his ass

>>149313500 (OP)
Ugh why is Jucika dating so far down her level, I mean Kathy would be a terrible lesbian she dosen’t even have a nose she’d be terrible at oral.

>>149313500 (OP)
Yuritroons really don't understand how to make yuri appealing to guys. They're supposed to be hot & attractive.
Cathy is ugly af. These characters do not mix. Jucika wouldn't go down on another girl unless it was to impress some guy she liked.

>>149314001
>lesbians are making out with women for their own enjoyment
Is that also why they beat the shit out of each other?

>>149320924
I guarantee you the artist is a tranny.

>>149321112
Tranny or straight woman fishing lesbians for attention and woke points.
Call it.

>>149313500 (OP)
>>149313869
Is something wrong with me if I find this really cute?

>>149314001
Massive cope. Lesbians don't exist. The hot ones all do it for male attention. And 95% of their relationship always fail because they parasite off each other. Dick cures all lesbianism.

>>149314001
Attention all you fucking lesbians out there, it's time for a giant wake up call. You say you don't like men. When you say this, what you are really mean is that you don't like having a big hard cock inside you. Well, that would be perfectly okay if it were true, but it's not; it's a total fucking lie. Oh, you don't like cock? Well then I guess when your partner makes love to your vagina, all she does is lick your clit. She doesn't stick a couple of fingers inside you, because you don't like that, and she never slides a nearby hairbrush in and out of your wet pussy, because you are disgusted by all things phallic. And it pretty much goes without saying she never EVER uses a strap-on and fucks you so hard that you can't walk the next day; that would by icky like men. And most importantly, the two of you never get a double-sided dildo and hump each other until you both collapse from exhaustion. Since you hate penises so much, I'm sure the above situtations must thoroughly disgust you.

Except that they don't. You and your little lesbian fuck buddies use cock proxies in your sexual intercourse all the fucking time, then turn around and claim that you don't like men. Well, you're a goddamn liar and you're not fooling anyone. You may enjoy the company of women, but deep down you also secretly crave dick as well. So stop fucking lying to yourself; you're not a lesbian, you're a bisexual. And the sooner you fucking admit it, the happier you and everyone around you will be. Now go out and find a guy who understands the concept of foreplay.

>>149321177
Yeah, you're a faggot if you're a guy & you aren't fapping to lesbians.

>>149315820
I've met a few lesbian women, and they were all cool and chill. Get off the internet, it has fried your brain.

>>149321205
If I offered you the best blowjob of your life by a man, or a subpar one from a woman, which would you go for? Sex is not just about the physical sensation dipshit, it's about the attraction to the other person. The biggest sex organ is the brain.

>>149320892
If you are viewing sex as a bargaining tool, then yeah, something went wrong. Thanks for proving me right lmao

>>149320837
>muh straights have highest divorce
You faggots really don't understand how per capita works. For fags & dykes, their divorce rates are 90%, because fags are sick degenerates promicious freaks that infect others with AIDS while dykes have high domestic violence rate & lesbian bed death.

Also Faggot psuedo-marriage will never be a real marriage. I can't wait to see anti-sodomy returning in full swing.

>>149321249
That's the dumbest post I have ever read. Consider 41%ing yourself yuritranny.

>>149314778
newfag

>>149321321
By your own logic you shouldn't care about what hole is getting you off, it's the same sensation right? Just pointing out how retarded your reasoning is.

>>149321347
I don't listen to holes. I fuck them. Because it's the only value foids ever had.

>>149321369
>still no argument
I'll take that as a tacit admission I'm right. Good day sir

>>149321374
I don't need an argument. Holes are for fucking & any guy who is into giving blowjob is a faggot. Now kys.

>>149318560
Maybe it's for that reason why the Nazis & Commies either sent you degenerates to the Gulags or concentration camps. But that's being too nice. Our ancestors had the proper solution in dealing with you faggots & dykes, & that solution was either drowning you degens in the lakes or burning you at the stakes.

its threads like these that remind me im too young to be on this site

>>149321658
Interesting, because it's threads like these that remind me I'm too old to be on this site

>>149321658
>>149321708
im the exact age to self terminate.

>>149321658
Good. Get out normalfag.

Yuri = wish fulfillment for troons
Simple as.

>>149313958
Because nowadays if you even imply that a character is heterosexual without any hint that the character is bisexual in some way, you will get a hate mob and harassed by 14 year old girls and 30 year old men.

>>149313500 (OP)
what's wrong with her eyes??? why so close to each other?????

>>149319714
Who said Cathy was a virgin?

>>149319714
>>149322807
>Cathy
>Virgin

>>149322852
>>149322807
Oops. When was that made?

>>149323031
October 2010, it's the final comic.

>>149313869
>>149313500 (OP)
Why are there so many comics about lesbian couples clearly made by horny men?

>>149323040
She really ends it with a pregnancy? What a power move.

>>149323052
Because two girls + sex is twice as sexy as 1 girl + sex. How is this difficult to understand?

>>149320074
LOOK EVERYONE IM LESBIAN I LIKE WOMEN AND IM QUIRKY JUST LIKE YOU GUYS LOL LOOK AT THIS SEX JOKE OR SEX COMIC I MADE ISNT IT SO RELATABLE LOLOLOL XD BTW DID I TELL YOU THAT IM LESBIAN AWWOOOOGAAAA GIRL BONER ALERT

>>149321229

>>149319315
>new
anon, she's always been around, and never forgotten

>>149323297
>ALL LESBIANS ARE FAKE OR EXTREMELY MENTALLY ILL
>umm actually, I was just making a generalized statement bro
You are retarded, kys

>>149320074
Most lesbian relationships in /co/ and /a/ are shit

>>149321658
>too young
this is the most lukewarm boring thread I've seen, you must be like 9

>>149322159
>implying katara would ever want a bald manlet

>>149323334
no dumbass, that post is saying your individual experiences don't negate the overwhelming percentage of dykes that are abusive dumb bitches

>>149320074
i don't like woman that hate men

>>149314001
I thought it was because its safer than drawing straight porn.
You know, so people don't call you a pervert for making them hot and naked.

>>149323397
I can't help but laugh when /pol/tards try to pull, the "I'm actually just stating objective facts teehee." You just parrot memes from other retards online who can't read. The real sign of a low IQ, is being a bigoted dumbfuck. Go outside, touch grass, maybe try being a semi-decent person.

Tangle x Whisper couldn't be more forced.

Low quality, lazy character development from even lesbian fetish-tier writers.

>>149321516
>Our ancestors

>>149323378
Better than the guy who's a former sociopath and whose family is trying to destroy the world.

>>149324021
True, but remember that women are rational and love damaged bad boys

>>149323558
> try being a semi-decent person.
Woman hands typed this

>>149324021
I can fix him.

>>149319892
Same energy.

>>149323052
is that a real question?

>>149324582
Aren’t*

no one tell this >>149323052 anon who draws and consumes most yaoi.

>>149324727
I should pick up this game again. Its the second day and I'm stuck.

How did LOK justify Korra and Asami after the former cucked her twice?

>>149324815
It DIDN'T

>>149314001
Oh shut up. Is fujo material seen through the 'male gaze' just because it's about men? Are men gay because they want women to think they're hot? This is the level of stupidity you're spouting here.

If it bothers you that men find two women kissing each other hot, then grow up. We're literally hardwired to find it hot. Just like you're hardwired to being a cunt.

>>149324815
Asami cucked her back

>>149313726
Based on what?

>>149320829
Yeah, didn't people make fun of him for having an obsession with lesbians?

>>149313500 (OP)
It would never work.
It wasn't meant to be.

>>149313500 (OP)
>>149313869
>One of the best renditions of Jucika I've seen from an artist
>Wasted on this shit
Ours is a cruel world bereft of the light of God

>>149320074
All you need is one or two schizos that care too much and angrily mash their keyboard and all of a sudden you have proof the entire board is completely hellbent on proving whatever point you want to make

>>149313500 (OP)
Is this someone self inserting to fuck Jucika? Interesting

>>149327194
I thought the same. So much of her fanart completely missed her appeal. These comics got it perfect, but are also trying to sell me Cathy, who is about as appealing as Roseann O'Donnell.

>>149327249
Cathy is an old "funny" papers comic character that was essentially there to represent boomer Karens before their existence was publicly shamed by all.

>>149327194
Yeah, 95%+ of the Jucika art that got made couldn't get her character design down right at all let alone translate the style to something appealing. This guy fucking nails it and for what? A crack lesbian comic ship joke comic? Fucking hell.

>>149327194
monkeys paw

>>149327261
>, who is about as appealing as Roseann O'Donnell.
you have no taste

>>149328369
damn she's ugly

What's wrong with lesbians

>>149313500 (OP)
>>149313869
I love lesbians so much, but damn, this is a fat, ugly motherfucker, I'd rather have Jucika be single forever.

>>149329027
>>149329346
Low test>>149329223

>>149313500 (OP)
cute ship actually

>>149329223
They're a waste of good pussy

>>149328369
His comparison seems apt.

>>149323348
All lesbian relationships are shit. Look up lesbian bed death.

>>149320074
Because they lack Vitamin D(ick). Cock cures all lesbianism.

>>149323297
This meme only works with verifiable empirical information. Not your personal opinion.

>>149314001
We only like the hot ones because they are opened to the idea of MFF threesome. We also know alot of you dykes are fujos, so you're secretly turned on by men to a extent. You can play the "lesbian" card all you want but you're not fooling anyone since deep down you crave dick as well. You're not a lesbian. You're a bisexual & the sooner you admit it, the happier you & everyone around will be.

Now go out & find a guy who understands the concept of foreplay, dyke

>>149313500 (OP)
>>149313869
....I'm listening.

>>149314001
I care not for why the sun shines, I only bask in its glow.

>>149313500 (OP)
Robot Jones x Shannon is an abysmal ship that is somehow canon… His friends constantly encourage him to kiss her only for her to slap him in the face.
>what did Robot even see in that ugly bitchy cunt besides the fact she looked like a cyborg.

>>149328369
>personality obliterating thong underwear
This sounds like some serious bimbofication fetish material

>>149313500 (OP)
hot

>>149333065
On that note, every single ship with Timmy Turner is trash. Even the canon ones, fuck.

>>149313500 (OP)
This trash my son drew yesterday. Look at this shit; no wheel, no rudder, no propeller, no gunwale, and that mast clearly isn’t properly connected to the """boat""". This is why his mom left us y’know, because every fucking day with this failure is nothing but constant disappointment.

>>149335513
>when it turns out anon is the son and can’t let go of his childhood ship drawing because it’s the last thing he made before Hurricane Katrina ripped his life apart

>>149329661
The problem with lesbian is that they have high test tho.

>>149319650
This one always made me mad because they both had crushes on Charlie Brown.

>>149313500 (OP)
The best ship, you mean.

>>149313698
Of course she wouldn't. She's Hungarian.

>>149314855
There's a Robot Chicken sketch of this ship, actually.

>>149322079
You are a pedophile.

>>149331179
your dads no longer a lesbian?

>>149323052
Why do so many comics and cartoons trans/ace their lesbians these days?

>>149319892
"You are your own voyeur" is a raw line though.

>>149314001
>all these seething replies
kek nice work

>>149320074
mind broken by homestuck

>>149313500 (OP)
Fat bitch eats everything ELSE, why not?

>>149314001

>>149313500 (OP)
You first, OP.