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Anonymous No.149329333 [Report] >>149329367 >>149330476 >>149330541 >>149330962 >>149332505 >>149335460 >>149335481 >>149336145 >>149336728 >>149337999 >>149342177 >>149342635 >>149343803 >>149344440 >>149345786
Was Rameses an incel?
Anonymous No.149329367 [Report] >>149330434 >>149330894
>>149329333 (OP)
He literally had a wife and son.
Anonymous No.149330434 [Report] >>149330508 >>149330588 >>149330910 >>149331005 >>149331105 >>149335481 >>149340330 >>149343428 >>149344917
>>149329367
you know that word no longer means involuntary
celibate, it means guy i don't like now.
Anonymous No.149330476 [Report]
>>149329333 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous No.149330508 [Report] >>149330624 >>149330963 >>149335671
>>149330434
Nobody is involuntarily celibate. If someone refuses sex, then they voluntarily choose celibacy. There is always somebody in the world who will fuck anyone and anything. Sure, they may look like a toad hag, but the other party is saying no to a free meal.
Anonymous No.149330541 [Report] >>149337934
>>149329333 (OP)
Not by choice, according to Exodus 7:3-4 God turned Rameses into an incel, which coincidentally also means the Bible confirms there is no free will
Anonymous No.149330588 [Report]
>>149330434
I guess that metric is a matter of personal opinion.

But still, even if you take sex out of the equation, Ramses is in a position of immense power and the citizens of his culture are obligated to worship him as a god. It just doesn’t fit the loser incel image, imo.

Unless you count billionaire dude bros as incels and count Ramses as an ancient equivalent of them, but personally I qualify them as a separate category.
Anonymous No.149330624 [Report] >>149330660
>>149330508
If you are a poorfag stuck in Bumfuck Alaska and the only person on Earth that would suck your dick is a fellow poorfag stuck in Podunk Argentina, you are still involuntarily celibate.
Anonymous No.149330660 [Report] >>149330676
>>149330624
Get a job and buy a plane ticket or get walking
Anonymous No.149330676 [Report] >>149330768
>>149330660
If you die while hitch hiking down to Podunk you still die a virgin.
Anonymous No.149330698 [Report] >>149330871 >>149331054 >>149333550 >>149342581
Truly a shame how things ended with them
Anonymous No.149330751 [Report] >>149330851
>be Ramses
>brother keeps doing the most insane bullshit and ropes you into it
>father holds it against you and threatens you saying you will be the fall of Egypt
>brother does you a solid and gets father to give you a chance
>give brother an equal chance, even give him the slave that was meant for you
>don't see him for a whole day
>brother acting weird
>flips the fuck out and kills a slave warden
>he flips out even worse and practically races out of the city
>try calming him down and promising he will be fine
>he babbles some shit about his life being a lie and goes into the desert
>find out later he was adopted
>years pass
>father dies, assume brother is also dead
>brother comes back one day
>overjoyed he's alive
>he doesn't look like he wants to be there
>letmuhpeoplego.mp4
>lmao what
>my god strong let em go
>lmao what
>play along because he's clearly just fucking around
>no actually he's serious
>putting you on blast in front of the entire court
>questioning your authority
>doesn't even seem to give a shit about being family only keeps squawking about slaves
Anonymous No.149330768 [Report] >>149330924
>>149330676
Bitch you can die at any moment from a brain aneurysm, but that doesn't make you an incel, it just makes you dead. And you don't have to leave the continent to have sex (unless you're like stationed on Antarctica). A virgin could easily sell their v-card by going to any dark alley.
Anonymous No.149330819 [Report] >>149331036 >>149336177 >>149337065 >>149342621 >>149343147
So what puts POE above the movies that followed?
Anonymous No.149330851 [Report] >>149331023
>>149330751
If you saw the movie, you would have known that Moses felt bad about all that later shit.
Anonymous No.149330871 [Report] >>149330991 >>149331216
>>149330698
It is a shame their relationship was irreparably broken and lost and that they suffered so much trauma and hardship.

But individually, their respective endings were maybe not that bad?

Moses was immortalized as a hero prophet of his people, and died with the satisfaction of knowing for certain that his descendants would reach the promised land.

Ramses got to turn around and continue to rule as god king of his people. He was one ghetto of slaves and one first born short, but he probably promoted a second born son as his heir, canceled or downscaled his monument project, and then carried on business as usual.
Anonymous No.149330894 [Report] >>149330974 >>149342566
>>149329367
>He had a son
Briefly
Anonymous No.149330910 [Report]
>>149330434
What does it mean then?
Male human I don't like?
Anonymous No.149330924 [Report] >>149332436
>>149330768
>he counts hookers
Why did you even bring up hypothetical wants to fuck you toadhag if you were ready to pull the prostitute card?
Anonymous No.149330962 [Report]
>>149329333 (OP)
>incel
Anonymous No.149330963 [Report] >>149332436
>>149330508
>There is always somebody in the world who will fuck anyone and anything
If there is someone willing to fuck you but you are either too poor to travel half the world to get there or it's impossible to find that person because there are 9 billion people online then you still count as an incel
Anonymous No.149330974 [Report] >>149331050
>>149330894
It’s not like it’s hard to make more. His parents didn’t even mind fishing one out of the river.
Anonymous No.149330980 [Report] >>149331030
It's a shame that Antz ended up being the first movie, instead of POE like it was originally intended
Anonymous No.149330991 [Report] >>149339771
>>149330871
Moses had to walk through the dessert for 40 years because God wanted new followers not the ugly old slave ones
Anonymous No.149331005 [Report]
>>149330434
>Henry Cavill is an incel chud for wanting videogames and tabletop adaptations to stay faithful to their sources
>Yet at the same time has a girlfriend and a son
>And it makes every landwhale that use the terms "incel" and "chud" unironically moist
Anonymous No.149331023 [Report]
>>149330851
But that's in the movie, not how things really happened
Anonymous No.149331030 [Report]
>>149330980
>hand-drawn epics like Road to El Dorado
El Dorado is many things, but epic isn't one of them
Anonymous No.149331036 [Report]
>>149330819
El dorado was amazing
Anonymous No.149331050 [Report]
>>149330974
That was kind of a mistake tho
Anonyrnous No.149331054 [Report] >>149331094
>>149330698
Truly a shame how things ended for DreamWorks's hand-drawn era. The Prince of Egypt is a masterpiece
Anonymous No.149331094 [Report] >>149331292 >>149333317
>>149331054
>truly a shame how things ended for DW's hand-drawn era
They didn't exactly finish with a banger (unlike Disney did with The Princess and the Frog)
Anonymous No.149331105 [Report] >>149331150
>>149330434

Word inflation will continue until people realize words having meanings depends on them being exclusionary as much as descriptive and Grammer Nazi's police this.
Anonymous No.149331150 [Report]
>>149331105
>Word inflation will continue
Shut up, Dobsters
Anonymous No.149331212 [Report] >>149331277 >>149343268
Reminder that Spirit and Sinbad weren't fully 2D. They were a mix of 2D/3D. Katzenberg coined a term for that style: "tradigital"
Anonymous No.149331216 [Report] >>149331381
>>149330871
>Jews released into the world
>Good ending
Anonymous No.149331277 [Report] >>149343268
>>149331212
Anonymous No.149331292 [Report]
>>149331094
idk i liked Sinbad for what it was.
Anonymous No.149331381 [Report]
>>149331216
It’s what Moses would have wanted.
Anonymous No.149331431 [Report] >>149338562 >>149339277
Road to El Dorado was based on "The Man Who Would Be King" and Sinbad was based on the story of Damon and Phythias
Anonymous No.149332436 [Report] >>149332476 >>149334664
>>149330924
A yes is a yes, even if it comes with a bribe.
>>149330963
Seriously, ask the janitors or lunch ladies of your local public school if they wanna fuck. They're not gonna say no.
Anonymous No.149332476 [Report] >>149332507
>>149332436
Dude, no. My parents have held each of those jobs respectively.
Anonymous No.149332505 [Report]
>>149329333 (OP)
He probably fucked more of his sisters than men have fucked your mum.
Anonymous No.149332507 [Report] >>149332549
>>149332476
They fucked each other, didn't they?
Anonymous No.149332549 [Report] >>149332714
>>149332507
Yeah but that’s still better than fucking any of us.
Anonymous No.149332714 [Report] >>149333400
>>149332549
"Incels" could just meet up and fuck each other. There's lots of so-called "incels" in the world. I know they would decline because that would be gay, but sex is sex. Beggars can't be choosers.
Anonymous No.149332783 [Report]
RETURN THE SLAB
Anonymous No.149333317 [Report]
>>149331094
>suggesting the Princess and the Frog was a banger
No, Dr. Facilier was a banger. The movie was average/slightly below average.
Anonymous No.149333400 [Report]
>>149332714
I guess it really depends on what you think qualifies as getting your v card punched and how much you value that sex, but if you keep lowering the bar, at some point you’d might as well masturbate.
Anonymous No.149333550 [Report] >>149334028 >>149334692
>>149330698
Sometimes I wonder if someone tackled an alternate story where Ramses listened to Moses and they solved the slave issue. Probably something wild happens like an alien invasion.
Anonymous No.149334028 [Report] >>149340288
>>149333550
Maybe the hebrew God would send ten blessings onto Egypt instead of plagues.
Anonymous No.149334664 [Report]
>>149332436
>Dude just walk into a public school you will get raped in prison after getting arrested
Anonymous No.149334692 [Report] >>149336184
>>149333550
God put the pride into Ramses heart so he wouldn't listen to gods word
Anonymous No.149335460 [Report]
>>149329333 (OP)
He so handsome
Anonymous No.149335481 [Report]
>>149330434
>>149329333 (OP)
You are fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.149335671 [Report] >>149336689
>>149330508
what if you can't get it up
Anonymous No.149336145 [Report]
>>149329333 (OP)
What is this face trying to convey?
Anonymous No.149336177 [Report]
>>149330819
Cut the narration out and Spirit is at least an 8/10 movie. It's a shame producers think audiences are fucking dumb.
Anonymous No.149336184 [Report]
>>149334692
>God put the pride into Ramses heart so he wouldn't listen to gods word
Anonymous No.149336689 [Report]
>>149335671
As long as there's penetration, it's sex.
Anonymous No.149336728 [Report] >>149342563
>>149329333 (OP)
Why is He black?
Anonymous No.149337065 [Report]
>>149330819
loved those movies when i was a kid, haven't watched them in a long time tho
Anonymous No.149337934 [Report] >>149340891 >>149342822
>>149330541
It only said God hardened his heart whatever that means.
Anonymous No.149337999 [Report]
>>149329333 (OP)
This movie has a phenomenal soundtrack
Anonymous No.149338562 [Report]
>>149331431
Interesting
Anonyrnous No.149339277 [Report]
>>149331431
Uninteresting
Anonymous No.149339650 [Report]
He had that Azula dynamic going on
Anonymous No.149339771 [Report]
>>149330991
Moses had to walk through the desert for 40 years because those followers were all so fucking stupid and ungrateful that they were asking to go back to egypt and be slaves again within a few weeks and started worshipping baby burning demons within a few years despite PERSONALLY WITNESSING MIRACLES
Anonymous No.149340288 [Report]
>>149334028
The Persians were well-regarded by the Judeans for freeing them from the Babylonian Empire and even helping reconstruct the Temple.
Anonymous No.149340330 [Report]
>>149330434
Blackpill bullshit ruined the internet.
Anonymous No.149340891 [Report] >>149340969
>>149337934
it means god literally made sure that there would be no peace so god had an excuse to murder children

real cheerful story, huh?
Anonymous No.149340969 [Report]
>>149340891
But what does harden mean? I know heart in olden times meant the mind, soul and spirit.
Anonymous No.149342177 [Report] >>149342213 >>149343337
>>149329333 (OP)
Jewish propaganda. Also jews we're never enslaved in Egypt, Exodus never happened
Anonymous No.149342211 [Report] >>149342221 >>149342505
I enjoyed Antz more
Anonymous No.149342213 [Report]
>>149342177
It depends which print of the bible you're reading
Anonymous No.149342221 [Report]
>>149342211
Anonymous No.149342505 [Report]
>>149342211
no u didnt
Anonymous No.149342563 [Report]
>>149336728
You're expecting a native of the African continent to look ike they're from Sweden?
Anonymous No.149342566 [Report] >>149342574
>>149330894
Too soon
Anonymous No.149342574 [Report]
>>149342566
It's been 5,000 years, give or take
Anonymous No.149342581 [Report] >>149342686
>>149330698
How did Dreamworks fuck up King of Dreams so badly? Was it just because they felt that since Disney had a second-tier unit doing VHS movies they had to do it too?
Anonymous No.149342593 [Report] >>149342606 >>149343015
>Old Testament God: DO WHAT I SAY OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>New Testament God: Hey guys, sorry about my behavior earlier, I wasn't in a very good place. Here's my son, he's got some good ideas I think you should listen to. Also give me money
Anonymous No.149342606 [Report] >>149342684 >>149345882
>>149342593
You left out the other one of the Big Three
>Quranic God: I love you but if you enter a mosque with the wrong foot first you're fucking dead and if you drink alcohol 3 times in your life your head should be cut off, still love you though babe if you just do everything exactly as I say you get an endless orgy garden
Anonymous No.149342621 [Report]
>>149330819
>El Dorado
Still a good movie but at the time people said it was just a buddy cop film without the cops and with 2 guys who aren't cool enough to be protagonists.

>Spirit
A movie for young girls and not adults, so you don't really have a "family" film here which limits your audience.

>Sinbad
Maybe the animation was good, because I remember some setpieces, but I remember nothing about the story or characters. I bet it had nowhere near the weight of Prince of Egypt nor Road to El Dorado.
Anonymous No.149342635 [Report]
>>149329333 (OP)
Anonymous No.149342684 [Report] >>149342784 >>149342804 >>149342974
>>149342606
For what its worth, Muhammad (PBUH) was at least trying to clarify some things and lay out groundwork for a more just society, at least in that time and place. The fact that his followers almost immediately skewered things beyond repair after he died is hardly his fault. Same could be said for Jesus and Moses, honestly.
Anonymous No.149342686 [Report]
>>149342581
The only thing that bothers me about the Dreamworks bible movies are the edits they made to the story. In King of Dreams they flat out removed one of Israels wives.
Anonymous No.149342784 [Report] >>149342854
>>149342684
Eh that's true to an extent, but a lot of what Mohammad said was genuinely pretty extreme even for the era. His followers did fuck some stuff up though, like how Mohammad loved all animals including dogs (he even saved one from dying if thirst) but dogs are often vilified in Islam to the point that they've been tortured despite Mohammad expressly forbidding the torture of all animals. At the same time he said apostates should literally be stoned to death.
Anonymous No.149342804 [Report] >>149342854
>>149342684
>Muhammad (PBUH

Fuck off
Anonymous No.149342822 [Report]
>>149337934
Maybe the cholesterol was starting to get to him.
Anonymous No.149342854 [Report] >>149343028 >>149343203
>>149342784
>dogs are often vilified in Islam
Again, in fairness, it was a product of the time and place. Dogs carry fleas, which carry plague and disease, so therefore dogs bring death and disease into a community and were shunned as a result.

>>149342804
Dude had GOD come down and speak to him directly. His own personal account was that each Revelation was like someone cut open his chest and had the words carved directly onto his heart, it was that intense. Whether or not you believe it was actual divinity invovled, you have to at least feel *some* sympathy for the man, no? Peace Be Upon Him is more an act of empathy than devotion, you ask me
Anonymous No.149342974 [Report] >>149343053
>>149342684
>lay out groundwork for a more just society
Are slavery, domestic abuse and child brides part of a more just society?
Anonymous No.149343015 [Report]
>>149342593
Nah, New Testament still kills you for owing him money, see: Simon the Magician.
Anonymous No.149343028 [Report]
>>149342854
But Mohammad didn't say anything bad about dogs, that vilification only came after he died. It's technically blasphemy is Islam because it's in direct opposition to his teachings. There is no "to be fair", it's one of the more Stark examples of his followers taking things to an extreme that was never intended. Outside of his own extremes of course.
Anonymous No.149343053 [Report] >>149343069 >>149343080
>>149342974
>people who lived thousands of years before I did were total backwards savages who killed for fun and raped to thier hearts content! How can anyone today do anything but condemn them for the animals they truly are?!
Can run this circle all day, anon. But then where would we be?
Anonymous No.149343069 [Report] >>149343189
>>149343053
not an argument
Anonymous No.149343080 [Report] >>149343177 >>149343337
>>149343053
How old was Aisha when she was wed to Muhammad again?
Anonymous No.149343147 [Report]
>>149330819
Peak soundtrack, a moving narrative, it's hard to beat the ancient Egypt aesthetic
Anonymous No.149343177 [Report] >>149343415
>>149343080
Exactly my point, anon. You have the luxury of being able to look upon the past from a point in time where you're not as likely to die before you hit 30, so you dont HAVE to marry super young to ensure your bloodline continues onwards. That was the world back then tho, and you either played ball or you died. Simple as.
Also Aisha's marriage was purely political so as to solidify the alliance with her deathly father, as were most marrigaes throughout history. The fact that she was just six at the time was an afterthought to everyone invovled, because that's just not something they considered in that time and place. To judge them by today's living standards is misguided at best. If anything, we should be thanking past generations for being so ass backward but persevering regardless and eventually getting to us.
Anonymous No.149343189 [Report]
>>149343069
How so?
Anonymous No.149343203 [Report] >>149343485
>>149342854
Mohammed was a lying faggot and the only thing he like more than murder and child raped is getting fucked in the ass by pigs.

Zero sympathy for child raping scumfucks like Mohamed. He deserved to actually be tortured to death.
Anonymous No.149343268 [Report] >>149343387
>>149331212
>>149331277
Disney had been doing hybrid animation since the late 1980s, it wasn't the future in 2002 lmao.
Anonymous No.149343337 [Report] >>149343780
>>149342177
Why did they make that up anyway, was there some reason to convince Jews to hate the Egyptians at the time? Seems weird when there’s the perfectly good and historically accurate Babylonian captivity to draw from.

>>149343080
9. Based Muhammad.
Anonymous No.149343387 [Report]
>>149343268
>Why did they make that up anyway, was there some reason to convince Jews to hate the Egyptians at the time?
So they can pretend that they're the victims and it's God's will to genocide everyone who isn't part of their tribe.

There's evidence they were a henotheistic offshoot of ancient Egyptian priest class that got expelled for the usual reasons just like the other 109
Anonymous No.149343415 [Report]
>>149343177
>all these words just to say "I don't have a problem with pedophilia"
Anonymous No.149343428 [Report] >>149343559
>>149330434
For me it lost any meaning other than "anyone conservative or anti-trans (or even vaguely associated with those beliefs)" when people started calling Matt Walsh an incel even though he has a wife and 6 children.
Anonymous No.149343485 [Report]
>>149343203
You seem upset, anon
Anonymous No.149343559 [Report]
>>149343428
>"anyone conservative or anti-trans (or even vaguely associated with those beliefs)"
I wonder if they'd use that insult against a pro-trans conservative.
Anonymous No.149343780 [Report]
>>149343337
There are actually a few theories about that.

1: It's a cultural memory of the Hyksos, a related Semitic peoples from Canaan that invaded and briefly ruled over Egypt before being expelled.
2: Some proto-Hebrew people (likely if not almost certainly warriors, not the whole damn country) actually did get enslaved as a result of Egypt conquering Canaan. Some escaped and over the centuries their tales got telephone gamed into the Exodus story.
3: Some Atenist priests escaped into Canaan after the Amarna period and gained some followers that began a monotheist cult that eventually became Judaism. Moses was either their high priest or Akenaten himself that became a separate character to the pharaohs as the centuries passed and the original context was lost.
4. Egypt was the regional superpower at the time and making up a story about your God beating up their gods would have seemed impressive, and most people had zero historical knowledge with which to refute the story.
Anonymous No.149343803 [Report]
>>149329333 (OP)
HEBREW
N O N S E N S E
Anonymous No.149343837 [Report] >>149344948
>had a crush on Miriam as a kid.
>Am something of a mediocre artist now.
>Want to draw her, but not blaspheme or upset her.
Anonymous No.149344440 [Report]
>>149329333 (OP)
maybe, maybe not
Anonymous No.149344917 [Report] >>149345767
>>149330434
No? Stupid retard.
Anonymous No.149344948 [Report]
>>149343837
Draw her in a fancy dress like she'd wear to a wedding. Something classy
Anonymous No.149345767 [Report]
>>149344917
rude
Anonymous No.149345786 [Report]
>>149329333 (OP)
The Elephantine Papyrus disproves Exodus in its entirety. Jews were never enslaved in Egypt.
Anonymous No.149345882 [Report]
>>149342606
to be fair you still get to go to Heaven eventually and don't stay in Hell burning up and eating fruit that burns your insides for eternity if you don't break 2 specific rules
Anonymous No.149346003 [Report] >>149346053
why abrahamic religions cause a lot of anxiety to autistic people from internet?
Anonymous No.149346053 [Report]
>>149346003
What happened to the Epstein list?