Was Rameses an incel?

>>149329333 (OP)
He literally had a wife and son.

>>149329367
you know that word no longer means involuntary
celibate, it means guy i don't like now.

>>149329333 (OP)
Yes.

>>149330434
Nobody is involuntarily celibate. If someone refuses sex, then they voluntarily choose celibacy. There is always somebody in the world who will fuck anyone and anything. Sure, they may look like a toad hag, but the other party is saying no to a free meal.

>>149329333 (OP)
Not by choice, according to Exodus 7:3-4 God turned Rameses into an incel, which coincidentally also means the Bible confirms there is no free will

>>149330434
I guess that metric is a matter of personal opinion.

But still, even if you take sex out of the equation, Ramses is in a position of immense power and the citizens of his culture are obligated to worship him as a god. It just doesn’t fit the loser incel image, imo.

Unless you count billionaire dude bros as incels and count Ramses as an ancient equivalent of them, but personally I qualify them as a separate category.

>>149330508
If you are a poorfag stuck in Bumfuck Alaska and the only person on Earth that would suck your dick is a fellow poorfag stuck in Podunk Argentina, you are still involuntarily celibate.

>>149330624
Get a job and buy a plane ticket or get walking

>>149330660
If you die while hitch hiking down to Podunk you still die a virgin.

Truly a shame how things ended with them

>be Ramses
>brother keeps doing the most insane bullshit and ropes you into it
>father holds it against you and threatens you saying you will be the fall of Egypt
>brother does you a solid and gets father to give you a chance
>give brother an equal chance, even give him the slave that was meant for you
>don't see him for a whole day
>brother acting weird
>flips the fuck out and kills a slave warden
>he flips out even worse and practically races out of the city
>try calming him down and promising he will be fine
>he babbles some shit about his life being a lie and goes into the desert
>find out later he was adopted
>years pass
>father dies, assume brother is also dead
>brother comes back one day
>overjoyed he's alive
>he doesn't look like he wants to be there
>letmuhpeoplego.mp4
>lmao what
>my god strong let em go
>lmao what
>play along because he's clearly just fucking around
>no actually he's serious
>putting you on blast in front of the entire court
>questioning your authority
>doesn't even seem to give a shit about being family only keeps squawking about slaves

>>149330676
Bitch you can die at any moment from a brain aneurysm, but that doesn't make you an incel, it just makes you dead. And you don't have to leave the continent to have sex (unless you're like stationed on Antarctica). A virgin could easily sell their v-card by going to any dark alley.

So what puts POE above the movies that followed?

>>149330751
If you saw the movie, you would have known that Moses felt bad about all that later shit.

>>149330698
It is a shame their relationship was irreparably broken and lost and that they suffered so much trauma and hardship.

But individually, their respective endings were maybe not that bad?

Moses was immortalized as a hero prophet of his people, and died with the satisfaction of knowing for certain that his descendants would reach the promised land.

Ramses got to turn around and continue to rule as god king of his people. He was one ghetto of slaves and one first born short, but he probably promoted a second born son as his heir, canceled or downscaled his monument project, and then carried on business as usual.

>>149329367
>He had a son
Briefly

>>149330434
What does it mean then?
Male human I don't like?

>>149330768
>he counts hookers
Why did you even bring up hypothetical wants to fuck you toadhag if you were ready to pull the prostitute card?

>>149329333 (OP)
>incel

>>149330508
>There is always somebody in the world who will fuck anyone and anything
If there is someone willing to fuck you but you are either too poor to travel half the world to get there or it's impossible to find that person because there are 9 billion people online then you still count as an incel

>>149330894
It’s not like it’s hard to make more. His parents didn’t even mind fishing one out of the river.

It's a shame that Antz ended up being the first movie, instead of POE like it was originally intended

>>149330871
Moses had to walk through the dessert for 40 years because God wanted new followers not the ugly old slave ones

>>149330434
>Henry Cavill is an incel chud for wanting videogames and tabletop adaptations to stay faithful to their sources
>Yet at the same time has a girlfriend and a son
>And it makes every landwhale that use the terms "incel" and "chud" unironically moist

>>149330851
But that's in the movie, not how things really happened

>>149330980
>hand-drawn epics like Road to El Dorado
El Dorado is many things, but epic isn't one of them

>>149330819
El dorado was amazing

>>149330974
That was kind of a mistake tho

>>149330698
Truly a shame how things ended for DreamWorks's hand-drawn era. The Prince of Egypt is a masterpiece

>>149331054
>truly a shame how things ended for DW's hand-drawn era
They didn't exactly finish with a banger (unlike Disney did with The Princess and the Frog)

>>149330434

Word inflation will continue until people realize words having meanings depends on them being exclusionary as much as descriptive and Grammer Nazi's police this.

>>149331105
>Word inflation will continue
Shut up, Dobsters

Reminder that Spirit and Sinbad weren't fully 2D. They were a mix of 2D/3D. Katzenberg coined a term for that style: "tradigital"

>>149330871
>Jews released into the world
>Good ending

>>149331212

>>149331094
idk i liked Sinbad for what it was.

>>149331216
It’s what Moses would have wanted.

Road to El Dorado was based on "The Man Who Would Be King" and Sinbad was based on the story of Damon and Phythias

>>149330924
A yes is a yes, even if it comes with a bribe.
>>149330963
Seriously, ask the janitors or lunch ladies of your local public school if they wanna fuck. They're not gonna say no.

>>149332436
Dude, no. My parents have held each of those jobs respectively.

>>149329333 (OP)
He probably fucked more of his sisters than men have fucked your mum.

>>149332476
They fucked each other, didn't they?

>>149332507
Yeah but that’s still better than fucking any of us.

>>149332549
"Incels" could just meet up and fuck each other. There's lots of so-called "incels" in the world. I know they would decline because that would be gay, but sex is sex. Beggars can't be choosers.

RETURN THE SLAB

>>149331094
>suggesting the Princess and the Frog was a banger
No, Dr. Facilier was a banger. The movie was average/slightly below average.

>>149332714
I guess it really depends on what you think qualifies as getting your v card punched and how much you value that sex, but if you keep lowering the bar, at some point you’d might as well masturbate.

>>149330698
Sometimes I wonder if someone tackled an alternate story where Ramses listened to Moses and they solved the slave issue. Probably something wild happens like an alien invasion.

>>149333550
Maybe the hebrew God would send ten blessings onto Egypt instead of plagues.

>>149332436
>Dude just walk into a public school you will get raped in prison after getting arrested

>>149333550
God put the pride into Ramses heart so he wouldn't listen to gods word

>>149329333 (OP)
He so handsome

>>149330434
>>149329333 (OP)
You are fucking retarded.

>>149330508
what if you can't get it up

>>149329333 (OP)
What is this face trying to convey?

>>149330819
Cut the narration out and Spirit is at least an 8/10 movie. It's a shame producers think audiences are fucking dumb.

>>149334692
>God put the pride into Ramses heart so he wouldn't listen to gods word

>>149335671
As long as there's penetration, it's sex.

>>149329333 (OP)
Why is He black?

>>149330819
loved those movies when i was a kid, haven't watched them in a long time tho

>>149330541
It only said God hardened his heart whatever that means.

>>149329333 (OP)
This movie has a phenomenal soundtrack

>>149331431
Interesting

>>149331431
Uninteresting

He had that Azula dynamic going on

>>149330991
Moses had to walk through the desert for 40 years because those followers were all so fucking stupid and ungrateful that they were asking to go back to egypt and be slaves again within a few weeks and started worshipping baby burning demons within a few years despite PERSONALLY WITNESSING MIRACLES

>>149334028
The Persians were well-regarded by the Judeans for freeing them from the Babylonian Empire and even helping reconstruct the Temple.

>>149330434
Blackpill bullshit ruined the internet.

>>149337934
it means god literally made sure that there would be no peace so god had an excuse to murder children

real cheerful story, huh?

>>149340891
But what does harden mean? I know heart in olden times meant the mind, soul and spirit.

>>149329333 (OP)
Jewish propaganda. Also jews we're never enslaved in Egypt, Exodus never happened

I enjoyed Antz more

>>149342177
It depends which print of the bible you're reading

>>149342211

>>149342211
no u didnt

>>149336728
You're expecting a native of the African continent to look ike they're from Sweden?

>>149330894
Too soon

>>149342566
It's been 5,000 years, give or take

>>149330698
How did Dreamworks fuck up King of Dreams so badly? Was it just because they felt that since Disney had a second-tier unit doing VHS movies they had to do it too?

>Old Testament God: DO WHAT I SAY OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>New Testament God: Hey guys, sorry about my behavior earlier, I wasn't in a very good place. Here's my son, he's got some good ideas I think you should listen to. Also give me money

>>149342593
You left out the other one of the Big Three
>Quranic God: I love you but if you enter a mosque with the wrong foot first you're fucking dead and if you drink alcohol 3 times in your life your head should be cut off, still love you though babe if you just do everything exactly as I say you get an endless orgy garden

>>149330819
>El Dorado
Still a good movie but at the time people said it was just a buddy cop film without the cops and with 2 guys who aren't cool enough to be protagonists.

>Spirit
A movie for young girls and not adults, so you don't really have a "family" film here which limits your audience.

>Sinbad
Maybe the animation was good, because I remember some setpieces, but I remember nothing about the story or characters. I bet it had nowhere near the weight of Prince of Egypt nor Road to El Dorado.

>>149329333 (OP)

>>149342606
For what its worth, Muhammad (PBUH) was at least trying to clarify some things and lay out groundwork for a more just society, at least in that time and place. The fact that his followers almost immediately skewered things beyond repair after he died is hardly his fault. Same could be said for Jesus and Moses, honestly.

>>149342581
The only thing that bothers me about the Dreamworks bible movies are the edits they made to the story. In King of Dreams they flat out removed one of Israels wives.

>>149342684
Eh that's true to an extent, but a lot of what Mohammad said was genuinely pretty extreme even for the era. His followers did fuck some stuff up though, like how Mohammad loved all animals including dogs (he even saved one from dying if thirst) but dogs are often vilified in Islam to the point that they've been tortured despite Mohammad expressly forbidding the torture of all animals. At the same time he said apostates should literally be stoned to death.

>>149342684
>Muhammad (PBUH

Fuck off

>>149337934
Maybe the cholesterol was starting to get to him.

>>149342784
>dogs are often vilified in Islam
Again, in fairness, it was a product of the time and place. Dogs carry fleas, which carry plague and disease, so therefore dogs bring death and disease into a community and were shunned as a result.

>>149342804
Dude had GOD come down and speak to him directly. His own personal account was that each Revelation was like someone cut open his chest and had the words carved directly onto his heart, it was that intense. Whether or not you believe it was actual divinity invovled, you have to at least feel *some* sympathy for the man, no? Peace Be Upon Him is more an act of empathy than devotion, you ask me

>>149342684
>lay out groundwork for a more just society
Are slavery, domestic abuse and child brides part of a more just society?

>>149342593
Nah, New Testament still kills you for owing him money, see: Simon the Magician.

>>149342854
But Mohammad didn't say anything bad about dogs, that vilification only came after he died. It's technically blasphemy is Islam because it's in direct opposition to his teachings. There is no "to be fair", it's one of the more Stark examples of his followers taking things to an extreme that was never intended. Outside of his own extremes of course.

>>149342974
>people who lived thousands of years before I did were total backwards savages who killed for fun and raped to thier hearts content! How can anyone today do anything but condemn them for the animals they truly are?!
Can run this circle all day, anon. But then where would we be?

>>149343053
not an argument

>>149343053
How old was Aisha when she was wed to Muhammad again?

>>149330819
Peak soundtrack, a moving narrative, it's hard to beat the ancient Egypt aesthetic

>>149343080
Exactly my point, anon. You have the luxury of being able to look upon the past from a point in time where you're not as likely to die before you hit 30, so you dont HAVE to marry super young to ensure your bloodline continues onwards. That was the world back then tho, and you either played ball or you died. Simple as.
Also Aisha's marriage was purely political so as to solidify the alliance with her deathly father, as were most marrigaes throughout history. The fact that she was just six at the time was an afterthought to everyone invovled, because that's just not something they considered in that time and place. To judge them by today's living standards is misguided at best. If anything, we should be thanking past generations for being so ass backward but persevering regardless and eventually getting to us.

>>149343069
How so?

>>149342854
Mohammed was a lying faggot and the only thing he like more than murder and child raped is getting fucked in the ass by pigs.

Zero sympathy for child raping scumfucks like Mohamed. He deserved to actually be tortured to death.

>>149331212
>>149331277
Disney had been doing hybrid animation since the late 1980s, it wasn't the future in 2002 lmao.

>>149342177
Why did they make that up anyway, was there some reason to convince Jews to hate the Egyptians at the time? Seems weird when there’s the perfectly good and historically accurate Babylonian captivity to draw from.

>>149343080
9. Based Muhammad.

>>149343268
>Why did they make that up anyway, was there some reason to convince Jews to hate the Egyptians at the time?
So they can pretend that they're the victims and it's God's will to genocide everyone who isn't part of their tribe.

There's evidence they were a henotheistic offshoot of ancient Egyptian priest class that got expelled for the usual reasons just like the other 109

>>149343177
>all these words just to say "I don't have a problem with pedophilia"

>>149330434
For me it lost any meaning other than "anyone conservative or anti-trans (or even vaguely associated with those beliefs)" when people started calling Matt Walsh an incel even though he has a wife and 6 children.

>>149343203
You seem upset, anon

>>149343428
>"anyone conservative or anti-trans (or even vaguely associated with those beliefs)"
I wonder if they'd use that insult against a pro-trans conservative.

>>149343337
There are actually a few theories about that.

1: It's a cultural memory of the Hyksos, a related Semitic peoples from Canaan that invaded and briefly ruled over Egypt before being expelled.
2: Some proto-Hebrew people (likely if not almost certainly warriors, not the whole damn country) actually did get enslaved as a result of Egypt conquering Canaan. Some escaped and over the centuries their tales got telephone gamed into the Exodus story.
3: Some Atenist priests escaped into Canaan after the Amarna period and gained some followers that began a monotheist cult that eventually became Judaism. Moses was either their high priest or Akenaten himself that became a separate character to the pharaohs as the centuries passed and the original context was lost.
4. Egypt was the regional superpower at the time and making up a story about your God beating up their gods would have seemed impressive, and most people had zero historical knowledge with which to refute the story.

>>149329333 (OP)
HEBREW
N O N S E N S E

>had a crush on Miriam as a kid.
>Am something of a mediocre artist now.
>Want to draw her, but not blaspheme or upset her.

>>149329333 (OP)
maybe, maybe not

>>149330434
No? Stupid retard.

>>149343837
Draw her in a fancy dress like she'd wear to a wedding. Something classy

>>149344917
rude

>>149329333 (OP)
The Elephantine Papyrus disproves Exodus in its entirety. Jews were never enslaved in Egypt.

>>149342606
to be fair you still get to go to Heaven eventually and don't stay in Hell burning up and eating fruit that burns your insides for eternity if you don't break 2 specific rules

why abrahamic religions cause a lot of anxiety to autistic people from internet?

>>149346003
What happened to the Epstein list?