Cervix-breaking sex. Oh yeah.

>Why didn't Zone just clone Lacey Shadows & Xero to be 2 different characters?
>Why doesn't anybody on /co/ and drawing hentai know what a cervix is and how it feels when you hit one?
>Why do 95% of women not know jackshit about their own biology beyond their periods and even then they have no idea how a period biologically works?

>>149353944
im gay

>>149353944
You think these people paid attention in Health class, or had sex?

>>149353944
eh,for some women its pleasurable, others its painful. not to mention the bruising and bleeding
this is all happening in fiction so its not real and people can do what they want

>>149354439
>for some women its pleasurable
The shit you can get away with lying to zoomers is beyond...
Who? masochists? brown prostitutes with 20 types of STDs? who told you it's pleasurable to get hit in the balls?

>>149354967
>who told you it's pleasurable to get hit in the balls?
you mean like how some guys do like getting hit in the balls and pay for that to be done?

>>149355024
Getting stepped on =/= hit in the balls

>>149353944
are you ok, kid?

>>149353944
>asking people who've never had sex why they don't know sex-related things

>>149353842 (OP)
What is Zone doing these days?

>>149356092
18h long streams of playing daytona and old sonic games or something.

>>149356130
Living the dream then.

>>149355024
>>149355071
*KICK TO THE BALLZ*
>Ice pls ;_;
Hey, are you, anon?
Anon are you okay, anon?
Anon, are you okay?
You've been hit by, you've been struck by
A smooth criminal.

>>149353944
>>Why doesn't anybody on /co/ and drawing hentai know what a cervix is and how it feels when you hit one?
Same reason people still draw hands with 4 fingers, don't draw noses and draw the heart symbol instead of anatomically correct hearts like pic related?

>>149353842 (OP)
I remember my ex had the briliant idea to play this during sex, it was extremely awkward.
But not as awkward as the first night we had sex and she thought it was a good idea to put a fucking puppet movie about Marquis de Sade (pic related), needless to say it instantly killed my erection.

>>149357453
She was testing your strength, your resolve, and you failed the test

>>149353944
The cervix shit is 100% the fault of hentai that not only depicts dicks squirting sperm directly into it, but go as far as sometimes showing the dick fully penetrating it.

Weebs who jack off to this shit (and have no real-world experience to help them differentiate fantasy from reality) start fetishizing the cervix and convince themselves that battering the cervix with your dick is the ultimate goal of sex. And of course women would like it. They always moan and wimper in the cartoons!

>>149357453
My ex played the wakfuck flash while I warmed her up during foreplay, that was pretty hot ngl.
I'm with you on the puppet S&M tho.

>>149357453
>needless to say it instantly killed my erection.
I hope she broke up with you, plebeian. She sounds cool as fuck.
It's almost definite that she flicked the bean to this film more than once. She sounds freaky.
Real talk, though, that would be kind of weird. I'd still give it the ol' college try.

>>149357453
was she hot? I need to know what a girl who wants to play animation and puppet shows during sex looks like.

>>149357565
Most girls that do this stuff look like your average cosplay deviant girl
>pic related

>>149357520
>>149357453
Say what they look like//post what they look like or I'll assume you're both jewish mutts.
I saw a 35 year old woman wearing a South Park t-shirt in real life. Ugliest fucking creature I've ever seen. She looked like she hadn't slept in 6 months, skinny as shit yet no tits and no ass, darkened skin, looked like fucking Cruella DeVille's uglier sister if that's possible.
I wouldn't fuck a cartoon fan if you paid me 10k ... and those man-jawed paleskin jewish sluts with boyish cheeks & noses you see in cosplay have so many parental issues it's exactly like talking to a neurotic 12 year old who thinks everything is an anime and has that typical retard personality.

>>149357710
If you offered yourself for free, the ugly cartoon woman would still demand a refund.

>>149358074
I'm the 0.00001% of 4chan that actually looks good so eat your heart out, redneck.

>>149357503
She was testing my patience, that's what.

>>149357520
>>149357547

The problem is that she was terrible at sex and a huge prude
>Missionary-only (never went on top because she would say she's scared of "breaking my dick")
>Couldn't see her undress nor have foreplay (she would just go to the bathroom to strip and apply vaseline and then lay herself to bed like a dead fish)
>Made it obligatory to put a towel in bed because she is prone to nosebleeds and was scared of it (never saw her nosebleed during our one-year relationship but whatever)
>Terrible blowjob (I had to constantly instruct her what to do)
>Unruly pubic hair (like I love bush, but it's kind of hard to eat someone out; bush hair would go beyond her groin and her asshole was also hairy, I'm not saying to do wax but at least trim it a little bit)
>Would get naked only to cover herself in the sheets
>Dirty talking was a no-no
>Can't do it RAW because she said the pills made her sick but constantly bought Plan B pills whenever we were together (and never used them)
>Sex has to be limited for night time and anything that she deems sexual couldn't be done in the morning (one of our fights had to do with the fact I literally gave a light smack on her bum to wake her up as a joke)
>Prone to temper tantrums over small bullshit (refused to talk to me and asked for me to give her some space for an hour because I didn't hear her say she wanted to find a book on linguistics at a bookstore)

About the flicking bean comment, I wouldn't doubt it honestly. Her childhood crush was the fat nerd boy from Help! I'm a fish.

>>149357710
I'm not gonna read your blogpost but she looked like Ruby Rose from RWBY albeit chubbier and unkempt (right down to the red highlights).

>>149357565
I was attracted to her but I wouldn't say she's "hot", maybe cute. She could easily be more attractive if she cared more about her appearence. Her hair always looked glossy/oily (because I think she would put too much conditioner in her hair), often had acne problems (because she would often drink Monster Energy Drinks and eat a lot of processed shit) and her closet was exclusively baggy clothes and jeans.

>>149358379
Forgot to add two things:
>Flat ass
>Huge boobs that you could not touch, let alone poke, because she would complain about breast sensitivity

>>149358379
>>149358487
sounds like she had weird sexual hang-ups/intimacy issues

>>149358379
>Ruby Rose from RWBY albeit chubbier and unkempt (right down to the red highlights).
Why the fuck did you hang out/try to fuck such a creature, are you that standardless and ugly yourself? I don't think you're that ugly, you're just desperate for pussy.

>>149358787
do you know where you are

>>149358797
YES, I AM UNDER THE IMPRESSION YOU'RE ALL HOT MASCULINE MEN IN SUITS AND A NORMAL PERSON WITH INSECURITY ISSUES THAT YOU CAN FIX. Not a bunch of actual "throw them in the mental ward and forget the key" cases.

>>149356130
>>149356143
While pretending to be a woman. Don't forget that bit.

WHERE IS THE LORD DOMINATOR ANIMATION

>>149357710
anon let's not pretend you have the option of fucking anyone at all regardless

>>149359072
Who do you think you're talking to, goblin?

>>149359094
an ugly delusional motherfucker. Probably extra ugly since unlike other anons you feel the need to larp on an anonymous imageboard

>>149357514
>And of course women would like it. They always moan and wimper in the cartoons
Women fake pleasure or moans during sex irl all the time

>>149359103
Nice lack of capitals and punctuation, goblina. Go back to jacking off to your rap music and lusting after niggers, you'll never get this actual good looking white dick.

>>149359134
Anon please... he's a self-loathing white knighting fat goblin lusting after """"white""""" pussy who'd steal your good looks if he could.

>>149359134
>now fantasizing about sex with other anons
add "gay" on top of "ugly and delusional"

>>149359134
>>149359161
Stop pretending to be schizo and replying to yourself

Test

>>149359181
>>149359171
Stop being jealous and brown, nigger.

>>149359171
How's that axe wound healing up, tranny?

>>149359273
>>149359295
I actually have to believe you're false-flagging as the typical /pol/ rightoid and acting in a manner so ridiculous in an attempt to turn this board's sentiments against them

>>149359161
I know how to smell a femanon when I see one, especially a white and a brown femanon. That bitch STINKS.

>>149353842 (OP)
I'm more of a "death by snu snu" kind of guy

>>149353842 (OP)
It's funny how when most people think of Modifyers. They think of the Zone animation and don't think of the pilot episode.

The Modifyers only has that one pilot short. It was never made into a full fledged show. I think it's too late for it to become a show at this point.

>>149359446
porn addicts ruin everything

>>149359478
>enjoying a single pornographic animation makes you an "addict"
your next line is "anything sexual is evil"

>>149359478
>this cartoon pilot from nearly two decades ago was ruined by a porn animation being made of it
kys zoomer

>>149359446
I think the pilot had too many faults which became real in Tuff Puppy. Tuff Puppy had a lot of villains some shitty some good. But it didn't have the unique setting Modifyers had.

The setting is great. The character is great. The Honey Pop and secondaries are not.

I'm pretty sure they would have wasted Xero's disguises completely, it wouldn't even be a 90% of the episodes and 90% of the screentime is Xero spying in her disguises and pretending to be a villain for 90% of the time.

In order to make the show actually good and not just another generic show, you'd have to create 30+ modifyers each with different factions to create this tournament-styled show like Amazing Race but with Beyblade's action without a real main character to keep you guessing who wins.
I think the Atomic Betty and Kim Possible/Shego dynamic would be great if we simply added 30 more Shegos & Possibles. Could potentially say they're all clones/same DNA to make "The Modifyers" biology related and not "anyone can be a modifyer" or Xero's little guy is the modifyer, I hate that. I want Xero to be one of the modifyers and I want modifyers to be characterized by their preferred humanoid Mistique form. Feels like XJ9, Kitty, etc. could all come from the same show.

I think The Baron would be a great Jack Spicer villain as in he'd be great to shit on cause he's genuinely annoying/unlikable enough together with his rat sidekick. I was bored and did not care for the Jack Spicer bullying cause he wasn't that hateable of a villain like Dolores Umbridge who I want to shove down a sewer pipe.

>>149359478
stop posting, fucking idiot clown bitch

>>149358487
>>149358379
>>149358562
>sounds like she had weird sexual hang-ups/intimacy issues
This. It might have even gone so far as her being closeted but not admitting it to herself yet. The fact that she seemed to only begrudgingly have sex (with so many rules) and had to apply vaseline before getting down...It almost seems like she was going through the motions because she felt like she was supposed to as opposed to actually wanting to.

Have you kept up with her, anon? Does she have a girlfriend yet? (or a super effeminate boyfriend?)

>>149357426
>>149353944
Basically I've come to the conclusion that it's not really something that should happen in real life but like a futa it's more the overt sexual patterns that illustrate subsequent levels of depravity. Piercing the cervix is horrific in reality, but in the idea of porn it's the idea of "piercing the deepest point where if you were to cum now it's all but sure to impregnate!". That's not true. That's not how it really works. But your sexed up mind at the time thinks it does and if you are just looking at something then it's not a problem. It's only bad when people think that cartoons or hell even porn in general is real life.

>>149359478
Realistically even if zone never made the animation it was never going to be made into a show. There are tons of pilots that have zero porn but still went no where. Like I like Zoey'S zoo but I know it's dead in the water.

>>149358848
there are anons who are dead set on the idea that he's a she. There was an anon who swore for the entirety of a very long thread that there was no way to fake the immediacy of "her" moans and wimpers when people would donate money to activate "her" vibrator.
It was honestly hard to tell if the person was in deep denial or just a *very* dedicated troll.

>>149359119
>Women fake pleasure or moans during sex irl all the time
yeah, no shit. Re-read my post. I was clearly being sarcastic. Plus, that was in the context of a hentai which makes it double dubious.

>>149359478
porna addicts hated him for speaking the truth

>>149359396
>I know how to smell a femanon when I see one
you smell all the girls you see?

>>149353944
Cringe ass hentai is to blame for this shit
>IT'S PIERCING MY CERVIX!
>MY WOMB WANTS TO BE BRED!
>MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!
>HE'S MASSAGING MY OVARIES FORCING ME TO OVULATE!
Half the goofy porn shit today wouldn't be a thing if not for retarded nip artists. That goes for ahegao and meme fetishes like armpits as well.

>>149359648
one of these things is not like the others

>>149353944
>>149354258
>>149355075
>>149357514
>taking people's enjoyment of a fantasy scenario only presented in hentai seriously
I have to assume this is shitposting, its like going out of one's way to critique people who jack off to live action porn featuring silly scenarios that don't make sense irl. People don't actually believe in the 'guy comes over to clean your upstairs pipes and then cleans your *downstairs* pipes' trope, they don't believe in the 'woman gets stuck in precarious situation and a dude immediately takes advantage of it' scenario, and they don't believe a 10/10 (by porn standards) chick is actually going to get railed by Ron Jeremy.

>>149359648
>muh nips
It started with the Japanese, but by now plenty of western artist adopt the trappings of Japanese doujin because it creates very explicit visuals for pornographic acts. Its just something eye catching which accentuates the drawn act of sex.

>>149359621
you clearly haven't watched the streams if you're this delusional. Its 100% obvious Zone is a lady. We heard her singing on the summer stream without the robotic voice for petes sake.

>>149353944
>Why do 95% of women not know jackshit about their own biology beyond their periods and even then they have no idea how a period biologically works?
Because they are literally retarded. Only a woman would think murder should be a form of contraception.

>>149356130
>18h long streams
Is he retired and living off the dole what the fuck

>>149359604
>What does love feel like? It feels like butterflies in my tummies and like I'm having a stomachache
That's not what love feels like.
>What does kissing and sex feel like? It feels electrifying like a jolt of electricity.
That's also not what kissing and especially not sex feels like. What the fuck are cartoons teaching these kids?

>>149356130
>popped in on a zone stream once because I recognized the name
>was promptly surprised when it was a perfectly normal stream
I don't know why I was so surprised, I guess I just expected something degenerate.

>>149359648
The entire point is that it's exaggerated fantasy. That's like complaining about wizards shooting fireballs. It's not meant to be realistic, just to make you go "Whoa, their sex is so intense, he's flooding her entire cervix with cum!" and I've had moments during sex where visualizing myself doing this to my partner made me explode

>>149359648
Weird ass translators are responsible for those, not the Japanese.

That kind of shitposty localization happened to the Chainsaw Man manga.

>>149359889
>Chainsaw Man has shitty translations with characters screaming out "It's Piercing My Cervix" at inappropriate times
Wtf, finally, a good reason to read Chainsaw Man.

>>149359929
Not exactly.

When CSM was first being localized, there was only one guy responsible for translating it and he ruined a lot of characters by adding a bunch of memes and shitty interpretations.
That cringe porn dialogue you're talking about is also the result of weird translators basically just coming up with the most absurd nonsense that has nothing to do with the original meaning because they thought it would be funny.

>>149359478
>>149359638
Samefag

>>149359446
I'm pretty sure Tuff Puppy is basically what The Modifyers would have become naturally.

>>149359889
Nigger stop defending the Japs. You can't excuse the visuals literally shoting the cockhead thrusting in the cervix neither can you excuse animes always making both parties cum at the same time, bitch for real?

>>149360050
You need to get laid or get some help

>>149353944
It's called a fantasy.

>>149359814
>What the fuck are cartoons teaching these kids?
They aren't teaching materials, it's porn. And it's not like realistic porn doesn't exist, we have tons of amateur live action porn. Not sure why people would choose unrealistic hentai over it but it is what it is.

>>149360104
You need to take your meds.

>>149359783
You're simping for an, at minimum, 45 year old man.

>>149360104
"get some help" has to be one of the most generic defensive responses possible when being called out

>>149353944
>why isn't cartoon sex realistic?
probably the same reason cartoon everything else isn't realistic

>>149360096
>intense anger at a random anon specifically talking about translation phrases
Who gets so hot under the collar over a shitpost thread about this subject of all things?

>>149357514
>convince themselves that battering the cervix with your dick is the ultimate goal of sex.
Am I retarded or isn't that still a part of sex? From what I read, vaginas are only a few inches deep. The cervix is at the back of the vagina. That means when a man has sex, he is pushing the cervix back. Am I wrong?

>>149360291
you gotta be careful with your thrusts if you have a particularly big cock

>>149359843
Her streams are always a good time.

>>149359814
The only jolt of electricity i feel is when i skip my meds.

>>149360291
vaginas don't really have a set depth, and they can get deeper with arousal. Like >>149360319 said though, you still have to be careful because apparently it can be super painful. I've accidentally poked my gf before and she did not enjoy it.

>>149360273
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

>>149359814
>>149360381
I had a girl tell me my kisses were electric once, as a teenager. Maybe it's a female phenomenon. For me, kissing has always mostly felt like putting my lips against someone else's lips.

>>149358379
That girl was 100% molested.

>>149353944
>Why doesn't anybody on /co/ and drawing hentai know what a cervix is and how it feels when you hit one?
Because it's a penetration while doing penetration. It's like getting fucked twice over by the same dick. It's hot is what I'm saying.

>Why do 95% of women not know jackshit about their own biology beyond their periods and even then they have no idea how a period biologically works?
Because women are idiots? When we had sex ed the girls thought sperm was some magical potion that would get them pregnant no matter where it touched their body, anal, oral, whatever.

>>149360527
>Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
>SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
jej

>>149360602
>if sperm even so much as touches your ankle, BOOM, you're pregnant
Actually sounds like the kind of myth parents and teachers would subtly help push.

>>149359446
The creator being dead doesn't help.

>>149358379
Give me her number, anon. I'll fix er
No but seriously, though, Boston?

why are there so many pedantic faggots on this board specifically

no other board is like this

>>149360737
>no other board is like this
lurkmoar fag

>>149360748
post less

>>149360748
post more

>>149360737
Man on the internet, and especially here in general, its always autism.

>>149360748
post the same amount

>>149360897
post malone

>>149360291
>That means when a man has sex, he is pushing the cervix back. Am I wrong?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET TEACHING THESE KIDS? YOU ARE IN YOUR 20s AND YOU DON'T KNOW BASIC BIOLOGY AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOGLE IT. Ask GPT4.
How can you have the internet and not know this stuff.

I KNEW WHERE KIDS CAME FROM AS EARLY AS 5 YEARS OLD.
I KNEW SANTA CLAUSE WAS FAKE AS EARLY AS 5 YEARS OLD.

>>149353944
I know that's not how it works, but I still think it's hot, what now faggot.

>>149360981
the fuck are you talking about santa claus is real

>>149359814
>That's not what love feels like.
The stomach ache thing is real, but it depends on the person. Some people simply deal differently to getting excited, it can lead to anxiety which can lead to nausea.
All the stupid memes about losing your spaghetti and even South Park having Stan puking whenever Wendy is around are based on this simple fact.

>>149361176
Yeah it's that toothfairy bitch that won't give me MUH MONEY

Well don't leave us hanging anons. Tell us what love, kissing, sex feels like.
And most importantly ... how the fuck do you whistle and how do you blow bubblegum bubbles out of your mouth?

>>149361200
>What does love feel like?
Your retarded pet animal except it's not retarded, it's not your parent staring into your soul getting ready to belt your ass, not your retarded father that leaves you in the sun for 5 hours as he falls asleep, neither your retarded slav group of friends that throw rocks at cars(unless you are a retarded slav and you are dating a retarded slav but at that point you're incapable of love and your limit is 2 dogs fucking, that's your form of love as a slav/mexican/african/pajeet).

Person that matches your genes;
Like having your partner in life, it feels almost incestous in the way this doppelganger imitates you yet has a completely different personality yet the knowledge is the same.
Unless you're dating a natural blonde then it feels like an alien doppelganger that's similar to you yet completely different and that's fine cause you love Princess Peach don't you Anon?

>What if it's someone dumber, weaker, etc. than you?
Like the little sister/brother you never asked for but you did ask your mother to send it back where it came from.
>What if they also don't share
Like talking to a monkey or an animal you fuck and you either tolerate because you're a moron or you instantly punch the dog and tell it to behave or fuck off cause you're not a zoophillic.

>>149361734
I taught myself to blow bubblegum last year or so, at the age of 36. You can do it, anon.

>What does sex feel like?
Like getting your dick massaged by wet meat and pressing the "do not push" button like a retarded monkey, maybe sometimes wiggling it like a retard against some muscle tissue trying to pancake your dick. Then either a completely silent bitch or a bitch that moans like she has a fever and then a bitch that screams and yells so fakely you tell her to shut the fuck up cause you can't enjoy it.
The bitch might move on insertion but then forget to move at all afterwards and you have to poke her to stop being a lazy bitch and move before you put her on cowgirl duty again so she doesn't fall asleep like a retarded fish.

>What does hand holding feel like?
Depends on the person. Are you holding Jessica Alba's hand or Tara Strong's hand? Are you holding your cat's paw that will pull away like an ADHD kid?
Hold Jessica's hand you might think of her giving you a massage and her whole naked skin on top of you.
Hold Tara Strong's ugly mug hand and you might jesus christ this bitch is tiny, creepy and annoying I hope I don't wake up with "Hey Buttercup watchu doing :D?" fucking voice actors ...

>>149353842 (OP)
Wouldn't breaking the cervix be incredibly painful and lead to bleeding and infection?

ITT: Children who have never had sex but are eager to prove to internet strangers that they totally have, and totally know what it's all about, willfully interpret fantastical sexual exaggeration in cartoon porn to assure everyone they know all about female anatomy, as if having sex offers you an education in that anyway

>>149361877
Screwing up a bubble with stubble or any significant facial hair is a pain in the ass.

>>149362140
>t. the child itself
Go ahead, adult.

>>149362028

It would be extremely painful.

>>149362283
What's the next step in your masterplan?

Explaining sex vs biology is like explaining how to race good vs engineering. They're separate.

>>149360347
I still dont believe that Zone or Derpixon are female. They have to be men.

>>149362689
Believe what you want, I am watching her live right now and its pretty obvious.

>>149362483
meeting a teenage masochist goth girl.

>>149362689
>I still dont believe that Zone or Derpixon are female. They have to be men.

Zone has an IMDB profile, he is a guy.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7795996

>>149362912
I fucking knew it
>>149362828
Eat a dick zoomer

>>149360291
Do you people not get any sex ed?

>>149362028
Pentrating a rigid cervix not in labor work could cause a hemorrhage

>>149362002
Okay, now we need a femanon perspective on love and sex and this thread will have contributed something of value on how to write believable erotica

>>149362028
Yes, that's why porn is a fantasy. It's where you get shit like guys with no olfactory period, anal holes with lubrication glands or something, and women who experience euphoria from cervical penetration.

>>149363230
>olfactory period

Unless you're into some scent fetish stuff I think the term you're looking for is refractory

>>149362912
oh yes, the imbd profile that only shows 5 things and certainly can't be edited by anyone. Don't forget the weebl wiki, the other completely true source. Come on now.

>>149363230
Guys can legit have little to no refractory period. Especially common on younger men, I understand but I'm 36 and don't need to do more than slow down a little for 30-60 seconds between rounds. PB with a girl is four shots only pulling out to switch to the backdoor when she started to get sore.

>>149363230
>olfactory period

>>149361734
>love
Warm and fuzzy, like being high, until it gives way to crippling, panic-attack-esque anxiety. YMMV I'm mentally ill.
>kissing
Like putting your lips against another pair of lips. Kiss the inside of your wrist and you'll get pretty close. French kissing is kind of slimy.
>sex
Beyond incredible if you get a girl who actually moves back against you. Like using an onahole with actual weight and built-in ASMR. Feeling a girl's hips shake against yours when she cums is amazing. Alternatively, fucking a girl who's not into it is actually worse than masturbating.
>how the fuck do you whistle
Purse your lips tight to make a small circle in the center, almost like you're blowing up a balloon. Curl your lips inwards slightly. Keep your tongue roughly in the center of your mouth, not touching the top or bottom, with the tip near the hole. Blow. Move wiggle your tongue and adjust how much your lips are pursed until you start hearing noise.
>blow a bubblegum bubble
Use the roof of your mouth to flatten the gum. It should be big enough to cover the width of your tongue. Hook the tip of your tongue into it, so that it makes a sort of cap of gum over the tip, then flatten it again, spreading it flat across your tongue. Put the tip of your tongue just below the edge of your lower lip, then flex your tongue so that the gum is pressed against your mouth. Open your lips slightly, keeping the edges sealed, and gently blow.

>>149359687
It’s not a problem when it’s just fantasy, but there are idiots who honestly believe that penetrating a cervix is possible and that women would enjoy it.

>>149359783
Found the idiot

>>149364451
My ex liked it when I shoved it far enough that she could feel it being PUSHED, not hit. You go in slowly and push beyond the end. But outright drilling that it would hit and bruise? She would stop me mid-fuck and tell me to slow down, and it would take a few seconds for her to let me go again.

I was young and retarded back then, when I thought you should fuck like they do in pornos. After the second time that it ruined the moment, I learned not to ram it until the end like a retard from certain angles.

>>149360291
Some positions will allow you to reach deeper than others, but despite what porn may have you think, deeper is not always better. If you have a long dick, you need to be careful or you can end up hurting your partner. Ramming the cervix is a really good way to ruin the mood and possibly end the evening. Some girls are size queens, but a lot of women really don’t want a dick beyond a certain size because it can be uncomfortable or straight up painful. Guys tend to brag about how big their dick is, but if it’s actually very long, you’ll generally only get to get part of it wet.

>>149360602
> When we had sex ed the girls thought sperm was some magical potion that would get them pregnant no matter where it touched their body, anal, oral, whatever.
Do you live in the south?

>>149360737
> no other board is like this
The entire site is riddled with autists which are notoriously pedantic. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>149362689
I don’t know who Derpixon is, but Zone is very definitely a man

>>149363633
Sounds like you’re coping hard.
You’ve been jacking off to a man. The sooner you come to terms with that, the less embarrassing your spiral will be.

>>149363633
He was doxxed and it was revealed he was a 40-something man

>>149364518
https://weeblsstuff.fandom.com/wiki/Peabo?action=history
the article describing Peter Murray Hill aka peabo was only describe as being Zone on the article edited on 2023, no additional source was provided for the information provided in the aticle and the only external link is Peobo's contact on Weebl's world (currently inactive but can be looked upon with the wayback machine.

>>149364549
exactly. Just fake info put there by one person.

>>149364549
>NO YOU GUYZ!! I HAVENT BEEN FLOGGING MY DOLPHIN TO A MAN! ZONE IS A REAL WOMAN AND EVERYTHING! I ONLY PATTY CAKE THE PORPOISE TO REAL WOMAN ZONE TAN!!!
This is definitely the same faggot-in-denial from that other thread.

>>149364534
wheres the proof? Only stuff shown so far is the fake wiki and imdb.

>>149364566
having some images of the supposed doxing would help your point, let alone additional information from other sites besides imb which can't show it's history of editing or the Weebl's stuff wiki, which can be edited by anyone with a free account

>>149364247
I am taking notes
>About the sex?

No wai fag. About the whistling and bubblegum blowing. ;)

The Modifyers pretty much already came true with Kitty Katswell, albeit there's no Mod fashion and no Goth fashion.

>>149354439
>for some women its pleasurable
Factually untrue wtf are you talking about

>>149359446
>I think it's too late for it to become a show at this point.
As long as the rights holders want to do something with it and have the budget, they can.

>>149364892
Best of luck on your quest to do irrelevant things with your mouth, anon. Bubblegum bubbles are pretty easy to get down, but whistling will take a lot of practice. I figured it out as a teenager by trying for literal hours while playing vidya.

>could have had comfy thread talking about animated pr0n
>instead get 150 posts of anons bitching about their relationships and smut not being realistic enough

>>149354967
>who told you it's pleasurable to get hit in the balls?
CBT is a thing, some people are just freaky like that

>>149360248
Overthinking and the faux nerdery of applying realism to cartoon have been such fucking detriments to cartoon or fun in general.

>>149365669
0.001% of people, thank you very much.

>>149365669
CBT is not pleasurable. That’s the fucking point. People into that like that it feels BAD.

>>149353944
>FUCKING GOONERS DON'T THEY KNOW THAT PORN AND HENTAI AREN'T REALISTIC????
Does it really matter if it is or isn't? It's not real either way and most simplistic yet functional understanding of sex is "put your penis here to have you and another person feel good." There are greater nuances of course, but that works for most people. And let's be real, if someone is so lost in it that they genuinely think that certain fetishes and kinks are actually possible in real life, that person is absolutely not having sex.

>>149363923
>Guys can legit have little to no refractory period

This is true, especially when you are younger. When I first started masturbating I could do it 5-6 times in a row without waiting. Then after some time I stopped being able to do that.
If you masturbate every day, you'll get worn out quickly. Try taking breaks for a few days, your next wank will be epic.

Now imagine a normal person who doesn't jerk it every day. They'll be so backed up they will have a gattling cannon dick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AG2zZU_eCE
Can AI animate yet?

>>149364565
>exactly. Just fake info put there by one person.

Zone's real name has been out for years. This pic dates back to 2020. That's not to mention that kiwifarms probably has his name/photo/address too. Remember, he worked on Skullgirls and the team knew it was him as well.

>>149353944
>how it feels when you hit one?
Like hitting your dick against a wall

>>149356092
nothing

What is the perfect size girth x length for a /co/ck?

>>149353842 (OP)
NOOO DON'T SUCK MY DICK NOOOOOOO.

>>149366513
wayback machine has no proof, it just happens to not work anymore and it wasn't posted anywhere else. Sure.

>>149353842 (OP)
Still mad those fuckers at Nick didn't pick up this or Constant Payne. God fucking forbid they do anything over there except look for the next Spongebob.

>>149369275
It's funny how pathetic Nick , Disney, CN are at trying to be Sega, Nintendo, TMNT, etc.
CN's PPG died down to shit after the movie and Nick pales in comparison to Disney, but they all pale in comparison to Nintendo's Pokemon.

If you ever have an IP sell it to Nintendo , not to these chucklefucks at Cartoonnetwork that makes Warner Brothers bully them hard.

What's the BEST hentai animation you've watched, /co/?

>>149362689
I'm pretty sure Derpixon was confirmed to be a woman, and Zone to be a man.

>>149369807
both women.

>>149369659
Sexfriend is still unsurpassed. The animation doesn't really hold up, but the girls and the situations are great.

>>149369659
The one with the big titty lactating mom and her daughter. Shame it never got a sequel

>>149370550
Damn that takes me back.
I ripped the ending song and turned it into an mp3 to put on my Ipod touch back in High school.

>>149369239
dude, he's been kiwifarmed. Stop trying to deny it. He posted on usenet using his real name too back in 2003:
https://www.usenetarchives.com/view.php?id=alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai&mid=PDI5MDgyMDAzMTMxMjE2OTI0MCV6Lm8ubi5lQGJsdWV5b25kZXIuY28udWs%2B

>>149370665
>I ripped the ending song and turned it into an mp3 to put on my Ipod touch back in High school.

I bought the art book which has the sheet music to the song and gigantic foldout poster of Hayase. The most interesting part is the guest art which has tons of pics not available online, and the main cover which is a three piece stripping sequence. It starts with picrel on a hard transparent plastic shell, below that she only has underoos, and if you remove the dust jacket she's there naked.

Also, Hayase was originally meant to be strawberry blonde.

>>149370747
Ah dude im actually fucking jelly thats so sick. The only cool jp things I have are a mint condition Dirty Pair 33rpm LP and a jap tank shell:(

>>149370700
https://www.usenetarchives.com/view.php?id=alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai&mid=PDI5MDgyMDAzMTMxMjE2OTI2NiV6Lm8ubi5lQGJsdWV5b25kZXIuY28udWs%2B
What the fuck was Peter Murray Hill writing here? with this strange spam, it seems more likely that this Peter Murray Hill guy is probably someone trying to take Zone's work as his credit

>>149370772
There are plenty of english sites you can buy it from. My copy was practically untouched, even the DVD was unopened. I bought it after I heard the original artist died.

>>149364549
fun fact: if you search Peter Murray Hill on Youtube, you get links to Zone's videos https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=peter+murray+hill

>>149370883
>What the fuck was Peter Murray Hill writing here?
It's Zone advertising his website.

>it seems more likely that this Peter Murray Hill guy is probably someone trying to take Zone's work as his credit
No, the dumb fuck just forgot to change back his profile and ended up posting under his real name.

I would just like to inform Zone that I'd be pretty happy to befriend them regardless if they are a dude, a gal or a tentacle monster. Or a monster dick girl with tentacles. Or a fish. Particularly a fish.
Also a cat is fine too.
Not sure about a horse though, horses are dicks.

>>149359783
Don't confuse the voice actress for Zone-tan and Zone-Tron for Zone-sama, who's the actual animator and is a man.

>>149371445
That post wasn't taking about this link
>https://www.usenetarchives.com/view.php?id=alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai&mid=PDI5MDgyMDAzMTMxMjE2OTI0MCV6Lm8ubi5lQGJsdWV5b25kZXIuY28udWs%2B

The post was talking about another link
>https://www.usenetarchives.com/view.php?id=alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai&mid=PDI5MDgyMDAzMTMxMjE2OTI2NiV6Lm8ubi5lQGJsdWV5b25kZXIuY28udWs%2B

In the second link, he is writing with a bunch of strange symbols with no coherent words or sentences

>>149360291
Vaginas stretch to accommodate a penis as the woman becomes aroused. It's the reason why you want her to be aroused besides wetness before you slide in.

>>149371774
to be fair, I'd fuck Caxx(aka Cassandra Ford) if she let me, she's hot

>>149370550
Sexfriend is if you want a cutesy generic art style you'd normally see out of Megaman NT Warrior, Zero and Ghost Stories.
The main girl in your image could be mistaken for a femboy. It's an acquired taste. That art style was really popular back then. It's also because these cutesy little shits aren't too innocent with their kinks, it's literally like watching a 2000s show because that's what it is.
https://youtu.be/m5LjA0gjeX8?t=91

>>149362948
Why would sex ed teach about that? People rarely even hit the cervix in the first place, you don't need to learn about how pleasurable it is or isn't, it's just being shown to you to know where babies come from.

>>149360737
2/3 of completely normal young men are virgins now and you're seriously asking that on the cartoon board on 4chan?

>>149362689
Derpixon confirmed he is a man.

>>149371445
Because we all know that Rose is a dude named Randy Taylor born in 1969, right? </sarcasm>

>>149371909
Sauce

>>149369659
According to my Hydrus it's the Ankha Zone flash but according to my heart it's Fandel Tales. Well, it's probably that according to my Hydrus too if you add up all the time on the different character's scenes together, but you know what I mean.

>>149358379
>>149358487
Dude. What the fuck. This is why I use onaholes. Everyone can stay mad about it.

>>149371774
I wasn't talking about caxx.

>>149369659
XXXtremeGhostbusters.swf is the best I've seen regardless of SFW/NSFW tag. There are also entire shows entirely animated in flash that never where released as swf's, like Samurai Jack. So it's a tricky question.

>>149359478
>picrel
>>149360291
Anon, hitting a woman's cervix is like hitting the back of an onahole. Except a woman's cervix does not bend at at all. Its like a concrete wall. If you are a virgin get an onahole NOW. NOW.
>>>/jp/49661316

>>149372045
Yes, I called Samurai Jack a hentai, no regrets.

>>149372045
I did not care for Ghostbusters. I felt it had too many blowjob scenes in it and epic character references it would constantly insist upon itself. The only hardcore feeling time is with the damn dog and small parts of the orgy.

>>149371864
Sexfriend is if you want something that could've happened to you in high school, or would've happened if you found a cute girl. Boy meets girl, they have sex. Other girl who has a huge crush on the boy tries to out sex the first girl. Then they go on a date and have sex. Etc. The only hard to believe stuff in it was that they had the key to the nurses office to do it in... but I've heard things like that happen in my own high school too.
Every other hentai animation is like, a magical girl gets demon tentacles going from anus to mouth, or a horse man raping a catgirl because her resistance makes his penis harder, or a girl joining a gangbang orgy on a train and finding out her mother is a regular there. Sometimes you just get tired of all that bullshit.

>The main girl in your image could be mistaken for a femboy.
I know that people today can't figure out even their own gender let alone others, but back in the early 2000s we had no difficulties telling apart girls from boys. And the word you are looking for is tomboy.

>>149353944
Men are too horny, women are too dump.

>>149373121
You mean women are too dumb?

>>149367745
why?

>>149371777
That looks like the kind of nonsense you get if you open Notepad and then try to open an unsupported filetype on it, like for example an image file. I'd assume he tried to share an image but fucked up. The title of the message mentions "banner.gif" and his other post mentions "see the banner for a sample", so that must've been the image he tried to upload. Filesharing on early internet wasn't always simple, and Usenet revolved around plain text anyway.

>>149375756
Anonymity in the early internet wasn't always simple, a lot of services required plausable personal data to be provided to register, hense why most people who cared had fake personalities thought out for that purpose. It was a must regardless of sexual identity. Interesting insight into Zone's endeavors in usenet, but it doesn't prove what the poster wants it to prove.

>>149360347
>Her
Fuck off.

>>149370883
>>149371055
>>149371445
Pretty sure Zone's real name is Peter

>>149353842 (OP)
Ahhhh, lost so much cum to the modifuckrs animation as a high school senior...good times

>>149375908
People did get taught to be cautious back then, but in the early days they still didn't fully understand the importance of using fake personalities consistently. Old Usenet posts were filled with people using their real names. People didn't know at the time that their posts would stick around in online archives for decades, or that something they posted could come back to haunt them years later.
I'm far more paranoid about online privacy than most, yet even I made the mistake of using my real name in certain situations.

IMO the biggest proof in favor of Zone being a man has always been his content. Women write fanfiction with slow character evolution that focuses on everyone's feelings, while men just skip straight to the action. Of course there are always outliers, but nothing about Zone makes him look like one.

>>149376123
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murray_Hill_(performer)
It's literally just a name of a drag king famous at the time (a woman pretending to be a man for a show). Just proves Zone wasn't stooopid.

As for content being a proof, I've read enough porn books written by women to know it's a bullshit point.

||But hey, Zone can still turn out to be a dick girl, I personally don't care. Not because I'm into dick girls, but because it's not what defines an artist in my opinion.||

>>149358379
what the fuck is even the point of having sex then? might as well fuck a onahole

>>149353842 (OP)
>contributed to a cartoon AND a cartoon mascot getting cancelled and retired respectively
He truly was unstoppable.

>>149376123
written fanfiction and animated flashes are very different beasts.

>>149377629
Sure. Creating a sexy female online persona is such a stereotypically male thing to do, though.

>>149371864
>The main girl in your image could be mistaken for a femboy
c'mon now

>>149377702
Its a female thing to do as well though, so that doesn't mean anything.

>>149353944
>a female doesn't know how a period biologically works
What do you mean? Isn't that the main part of female health education classes in school that most people get?
Although if you look deep enough into it....
Did you know females are puppets on a clock?
Let me break it down for you.

1. Day 1-5 (assume this begins at first day of month, but could be anytime?)
Menstrual phase - lasts 3 to 7 days, assume 5?
physical effects - cramps, breast tenderness, headaches, and fatigue are common.
Emotional effects - mood swings, irritability, sadness, lower self esteem, and physical discomfort.

2. days 1 to 14, follicular phase
physical effects - increased energy, improved focus, a sense of well being.
Emotional effects - positive mood, some may notice anxiety or mood swings.

Look i don't really want to go through all of it, cause you probably stopped reading.
But...

3. ovulation phase (around day 14) (1 day)
Physical effects - some may notice pelvic pain, INCREASED LIBIDO (HORNY GIRLS), changes in cervical mucus (wet?)
emotional - some feel their best, some experience anxiety or tension.

And last phase, you can look up (luteal phase), I'm tired.
The point is a female is a puppet and you can pull strings at certain times.

But if you think about it, we are all evolved animals based on certain basic needs like hunger and sex and junk.
Are we all puppets?

>>149377894

>>149369659
Probably an oldie like Front Innocent, Mezzo Forte, or Bible Black.

>>149359446
Creator was looking to repitch it elsewhere or change formats, but the Zone short derailed those efforts. And now he's dead.

>>149371839
Fair, but besides the point.

>>149372010
I'm an oldfag. You probably don't even remember Snacks.

>>149377992
>Front Innocent
What this done by the guy from Langrisser?

I much prefer Xero over Lacey, she was cuter and more fun

>>149353944
Unlike women, men tend to see the world in quantitative terms rather than qualitative ones. Smut artists (but specially hentai artists) know this, thats why a lot of them focus so much on penis length, how far can it reach inside the vagina, and how hard the dude can pound with it.
Since most of porn is about male power fantasies, written for and by men, the girls in those always have a sweet spot in their cervix and become obssesed (to the point of mind breaking slutification in some) with any man who has the equipment to hit it hard.

>>149378963
Yep, he was also one of the key animators on Record of Lodoss War I believe.

>>149376661
>implying corpo suits care about what happens on the internet
There's a reason feminists and other progressive activists were so successful in ruining stuff IRL by using legacy media and forums despite being utterly destroyed online.

>>149371777
>>149375756
The message starts with "GIF89", which is the header of GIF files. So he was trying to post a GIF file but sent it as text.

>>149376211
>It's literally just a name of a drag king famous at the time (a woman pretending to be a man for a show). Just proves Zone wasn't stooopid.

That could be either a coincidence (there are people in town with the same name as mine, completely unrelated to me), or his parents could've liked that artist (there's a guy named after Chuck Norris here).


Internet also says Zone is the guy who worked on Weebl & Bob: https://weeblsstuff.fandom.com/wiki/Peabo

>>149377793
Don't mind him. A growing percentage of kids today can't tell their own gender, let alone others.

>>149359478
You ruined your parent's marriage.

>>149359446
It's only legacy is the hentai, that's all it's been known for well over a decade. Plus the art style screams mid 00s.

>>149353944
>why do women know jack shit about their anatomy

low T. without testosterone their sex drive is absolute shit, so they don't even know that they can squirt because of the skene's gland, and even if they did and had a sex partner that was ready to make them squirt and even drink squirt, half of the females involved would be too scared or embarassed to actually enjoy themselves. the first woman i ever tried to go down on didn't like getting her pussy eaten and wouldn't explain why. it's probably because she was a squirter and rather than just talk about it or find men who love women who squirt, she let fear run her life. lack of T also makes you mentally weak, so women don't take initiative or approach men. because of women's lack of taking initiative, they don't tell men how to please them in bed either, then blame inexperienced men for not knowing what to do.

>>149355075
and yet i've put my dick in 70+ women. for some reason you think only virgins are on the internet.

>>149359638
Have a source? Got None? Well then it's just speculation.

>>149379036
bullshit. if women wanted to be pleased right, they'd take the initiative to tell as many men as possible how to get it done. men don't watch porn if they can get the real thing. porn is not the top choice, real pussy is.

>>149381750
This. Women have the sex drives of wet blankets and the picky standards of wannabe aristocrats. They are also stupid and cowardly. We need genetic engineering.

Aw hell naw the porn thread turned into a woman hate thread!

>>149382013

>>149353842 (OP)
equilibrium-breaking sex. Oh no.

>>149369659
Mystery Bang by Deprixon because of the ending
I'm a sucker for a funny Fred and that stupid ass title drop sealed it

>>149382265
>Don't be a man who needs a woman, be a man a woman needs
I say that.

>>149369659
Don't remember, mind too blurry from too much fapping.
Yes, not gooning, just regular jack off & go to sleep.
I liked Junkland the animation, can't think of a western animation that I'd single out from the rest, maybe something from Derpixon, Suoiresnu, amplected or theobrobine.

>>149380263
>implying corpo suits care about what happens on the internet
They absolutely do, out of touch fogeys thought the porn would damage the brand.