>>42445558
You walk around with those slender tall figures & legs, those pristine white coats, goth style and those creepy elliptical pupils indicating danger and you're just begging to be turned into sex slaves, you hear me?

>these two characters have been assigned to tend to you.
>Anon: Well I wouldn't want to impose...
>>Smel/Smel/I mean Smal and her brother: Oh it's no problem at all, we were born & trained to be keepers and reprensatives of higher beings, it's what we're good at...
>The 2 totally not incesting brother & sister who actually love each other unlike Coffin of Andy & Leyley
>Anon who's totally not Johnny Bravo: Well if you insist....
>Anons demands become more and more high demand & more humiliating
>Smel & her brother start to notice these tasks are beneath them but they're under a contract and all. They start calling anon SIR/MASTER
>Anon loves every bit of it.
>Anon is a dick both literally and figuratively.
>>The time is up
>Smel & her brother: Will you excuse us for 1 second Anon? :)
>Smel & her brother take off their maid bells taking Anon by surprise and put on their ancient battle gear
>Anon: Hey what's with the fancy pijamas?
>Smel & her brother say they missed a spot and need to clean it up ... the spot being Anon. They take out the trash which is Anon.
>Loud noises & anon screaming like a sissy starts with ocassional monkey noises and the brother & sister moaning in the background "Well that was refreshing, see yea later Anon take care :D"
>Anon: Owww.... I can't feel my ass....
https://www.megacartoons.net/berry-the-butler/

Say something intelligent before I shoot the entire board.

Everyone who doesn't watch cartoons & read comics GET THE FUCK OUT.

I have a rat problem. What's the best poison to deal with them? Should I waste bullets on them?

I am seriously considering choosing between making porn and doing a crypto project in order to gain bits. Heaven forbid I combine them both.
I am asking you /mlp/eople what's more deplorable in the face of normies? making pony porn or making a crypto rugpull project?

And if you had to choose for me which one would you pick me to do?

Ok I laughed HARD.

‘I’m… I’m sorry I didn’t say goodbye,’ Mia said. ‘You’ve all been so lovely! But I want to be friends with horses. That’s all I want. That’s the only thing I want.’

‘Is that not why We brought you here? You were in need of friends, so We came to the rescue!’

Mia shook her head. ‘I want to be friends with wild horses. Wild, wild, wild, wild, WILD! You ponies are nice, but you eat off plates! You sleep in beds! You have supper at playtime, and bed after suppertime. Mum didn’t understand and neither do you. You’re not wild enough.’


Anon if you ever went to Equestria and instead of Ponyville or even Canterlot, Cloudsdale, etc. you were forced to live an extremely sanitized comfy life in an utopia where there's no danger and no lore and YOU HAVE TO GO TO BED TWICE A DAY, would you accept it or would you go insane from the boredom and the equivalent of staying in a kindergarten?

>>149358797
YES, I AM UNDER THE IMPRESSION YOU'RE ALL HOT MASCULINE MEN IN SUITS AND A NORMAL PERSON WITH INSECURITY ISSUES THAT YOU CAN FIX. Not a bunch of actual "throw them in the mental ward and forget the key" cases.