What was /co/ and Death Battle smoking?! Goku would toss that fool to another Galaxy lol

>>149357749 (OP)
That one spike to the side ruins this pic for me.

>>149357749 (OP)

>>149357749 (OP)
Movie Supes would beat the shit out of movie Goku tho?

>>149357792
The same guy had a black hole thrown at him and then he just stood up before he threw a kamehameha at it. Keep in mind, it’s constantly stated that he’s supposed to be tired, and he did that in his base form

>>149357804
kek, didn't Neal Patrick Harris play Piccolo in this film?

>>149357853
Still got grazed by a bullet

>Throws Goku into black hole

>>149357867
no i think it was spike from buffy

>>149357874
How many times has Superman gotten his ass beat by a regular human with no powers or raped by Russians?

>>149357887
Many times,but that doesn't change the fact that Goku got grazed by a bullet

>>149357853

>>149357749 (OP)
>>149357792
>>149357853
>>149357874
>>149357876
>>149357887
>>149357939
KINGtos solos both of these jobbers and then teaches them to be better men.

>>149357887
>regular human with no powers
once you gave them a bunch of time and resources to make robots or mech suits just for fighting him, go thing goku's never struggled with robots made by a "normal" guy

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!

>every superman villain ever: superman, i am stronger than you therefore i will win
>superman beats their ass

>every dragon ball villain ever: goku, my power level is one point greater than yours
>goku gets his ass beat until a dozen of his friends throw themselves at the villain and goku gets a new hair dye color

>>149357947
Better than being literally raped and having a gay son

>>149357967
Batman doesn’t use robots to whoop up on Superman’s Jewish power fantasy ass

>>149357957
Canon, but let CHADtos's dogs bark

Reminder that Superman has enemies powered by kryptonite that he's beaten many times. Meanwhile Goku loses to normal rocks.

>>149357957
No lies detected.

Imagine dying because you eat too much shit and almost die because you were given medicine three years before it was supposed to happen and you still fuck it up.

>>149358033
Superman has also been hurt by rocks, albeit its just silver age shenanigans

>>149358033
>Meanwhile Goku loses to normal rocks.
Ki based defenses aren't passive. No shit he loses to normal rocks when he's relaxing.

Gokubros... he died again...

>>149358076
>not invulnerable at all times

>>149357853
>that shit
>black hole

>>149357792
This. And remember, Superman is faster than a speeding bullet. Joku (Joke + Goku) can't even handle a laser if he's caught off-guard as seen in Super. How's he supposed to beat someone with laser vision?

>>149357957
What the fuck is kingtos?

GODperCHAD thread?

>>149358118
A Name for Kratos, powerscaling agenda posting

>>149358119
>goku didn't know anything about women, marriage, and sex
>has never kissed his wife
The only reason this would never happen is because Superman is faithful to Lois. Hal would fuck Chi Chi though.

I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.

I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

>>149358147
Chi chi is too old no?
>>149358153
This is canon

>>149358076
>>149358033
>>149357792
>>149358112
>Ki based defenses aren't passive.
Such BS, it's the worst thing that later Dragon Ball tried to inconsistently have. Completely contradicts all of Dragon Ball and Z except for that rock scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFbRNTC1Zl4

>>149358162
Hal still gets with women his age. Helps to better deny the allegations.

>>149358176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2P8vYMVvjs
fug wrong video

>>149358147
Hal would age down Chi-Chi before fucking her.

Ben 10 won.
N-No.
Ben 10 won.

>>149358105
>Attack is called Pretty Black Hole
He tanked a black hole while he was tired and is faster than time. Superman is filled with dogshit writing like this, but gets a pass

>>149358033
Filler, non-canon

Ben 10 won.
>B-But
Ben 10 won.

>>149358203
Toyo said everything is canon now that he’s in charge

>>149358216
… the being stepped on by Hal contest.

>>149358203
It's canon to the anime.

>>149358231
That's pretty freaky Hal...

>>149358219
>my boy Yamcha beating Recoome and Olibu is finally canon
based toyo

Move over JOBper Man, we got this.

>>149358253
lmao
forgot about the elephant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmIbG6ZEEe4

>>149358253
Gokubros…

>>149358245
Shouldn't have been cucked out of TOP. Seriously what the fuck

>>149358253
>>149358266
I don't get the fire hydrant and the building, what are those referencing?

>>149358286
Yeah that pissed me off to no end

>>149358290
Goku got slammed into a fire hydrant by Zamasu in the manga and it hurt him, the building is GT Goku who needed to turn into Super Saiyan 4 to lift it.

>>149358290
This fire hydrant stopped Goku after being hit by an OUTERVERSAL+++++++++++ attack

>>149358307
>>149358311
That makes sense, never read the Super manga or watched much GT.

>>149358311
HOLY FUARK

>>149358317
No one watched GT should've been ring laser but not a big deal
>>149358305
Yeah it's a shame the humans get nothing cool after cell saga. Tien atleast has that cool moment in Buu and filler helps Krillin . The baseball episode was funny tho

>>149358330
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

Jobku can't even breathe in space, what's he gonna do? Superman can just fly up into space to recover whenever he wants.

>>149358359
Blast him out of the galaxy.

>>149358286
I wanted to see Fit Buu wrecking face. Get rid of Tien or Rossi for Frieza instead
>I stopped jacking off for one day and now I can be relevant to the plot
Fucking blow me. The Roshi ToP episodes were pure slop

>>149358359
Vegeta breathed in space in that one episode.
>Filler
Not according to Toyo

>>149358731
Yeah but I wonder if Candy Beam would count as "killing" the opponent. I feel like writers were worried he was too powerful because whats stopping him from using it against Jiren besides like he's too fast to hit. I like Frieza tho

>>149358741

>>149358766
Why would EVILjita lie to TARDku?

>>149358766
Canon according the new word of god for DB

>>149358757
Evil Buu was able to breathe on the candy beam and send it back. So did Baby. Once the other person is strong enough, it stops mattering and becomes a liability

>>149357853
>Not bending space time
>Made of Ki or Love so no mass
>Does not spaghettify
>Doesn't suck up terrain
It's not a black hole

>>149358891
Viltrum bros... Saiyan chads obliterated the planet it took us MONTHS to conquer in SECONDS...

>>149358940
It’s from a different universe so it obeys different laws of physics
Also, “faster than time”

>>149358766
does Buu have hair now? what the fuck

>>149358940
>>149359019
to be fair one of the guys making it says light can't escape the Ki black hole, It's probably not "real" but its worth noting.
>>149359043
QRD and spoilers They basically brainwash buu into having the Supreme Kai personality that buu absorbed a long time ago, this affected his form

>>149358253
My FUARKING heroes...

>>149359043
It’s the fat Kai kid Buu absorbed. They needed his help to fight a guy from that long ago, and Buu can apparently swap between being him or Buu

>>149359062
(me) it also says the black hole has weight and that they can control it, so shouldn't it have mass?

>>149358891
That's still on the edge of the planet's atmosphere. Same thing with Goku and Beerus fighting in BotG. When asked about it, Toriyama just laughed and didn't answer. Toyotaro gave a firm answer in the manga. If the saiyans can breathe and don't turn into red paste then it's not space.

>>149359019
Limited Universe

>>149359339
It does say planets with mortals, there still could be more planets without mortals. Also I can't remember but what fuck was up with Granola, Was he just living in some backwater planet?

>>149359339
The people who threw the pretty black hole at Goku were from Universe 2

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!

>Wins

THIS is the thread.

Goku won btw

>>149360563
is not even tree level.

>>149360593
fuckers

>MoeFoid lovers getting absolutely BTFOd last thread (This is very normal and entirely expected)
>Thread mysteriously gets deleted
KEKvincible taught them well

>>149360609
The losing contest.
With his 0-3, Gokek is the worst character in DB history. Congrats Gokek.

>MaleSHARTS got destroyed in the last thread
>Thread mysteriously deleted (all jannies are faggots and worship cock)
Yup yup yup

>>149360633
GOLD!
>>149360655
mold...

The real problem with Ash vs Yugi is that both have ridiculos scaling if you take their verses lore as a measuring stick and on-screen feats completely different for both sides.

>>149360630
That tree is outerversal and destroys all of DC, Marvel and Dragon Ball btw

They should give Goku his own Bizarro and he’s a lazy fat guy who cheats to win all his fights

>>149359373
Granola was like Ginyu Force tier before he made his wish.

>>149360655
Canon
>>149360633
Headcanon

>>149357874
grazed a bullet you say?

>>149360674
His name is Yajirobe.

>>149360665
Rocks destroy all 3
>>149360664
Doesn't yugi get all the crazy lore shit while Ash can only scale to it?
>>149360674
Suppaman in DBS when

>>149360685
That STARE destroyed my ENTIRE VERSE…

>>149360702
Kratos…

>>149357749 (OP)
>What was /co/ and Death Battle smoking?!
The same they smoked when they thought Dante had a chance vs. Bayonetta. The guy who cannot even handle statues, bunnies, and vans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN-pE7Anpxk

Gokek bros...

>>149358311
goku absorbed the infinite energy of that attack reducing it to a mere sub-hydrant level attack with his infinite durability btw

>>149360742
Just because Kratos never destroyed a multiverse doesn't mean he couldn't

Reminder Thor is literally a eugenics project

>>149357749 (OP)

>batman
>goku
>sonic (soon)
>charizard (soon)
>hulk (soon)
I LOVE three time jobbers!

>>149360805
Even if my Hero is a jobber they're still cool so I can't complain.

>>149360746
KWABku…

>>149360817
KyleCHAD…

>>149360817
Marvel character loses
>Marvelbros: Still shitpost about their heroes and don't lose their love for them (Hulk, Ghost Rider, Thor, Strange, etc)
DC character loses
>DCbros never bring them up in the halls again
What causes this?

>>149360929
Acknowledging that Kyle lost would mean acknowledging that all of DC’s cosmology lost.

>>149360929
Would be cool to bring Strange back against a non-DC character. Reimu was being shitposted about before and that does sound kind of funny.

So is this the death battle thread?

>>149361010
It will do. It shows up when you search.

>>149361010
We can test it.
Post your hero resisting acid.

The Shinto Myths tell of Gods who walked the Earth, doing great deeds for the mortals who believed in them. But Planet Vegeta isn’t real, and never was.

The Saiyans never soared in our skies, never stood with our heroes, never fought for kindness or justice. It was all just a story. Nobody’s coming to help us.

But somewhere in West City...a man is waking up.

A man with a scouter.

>>149358219
That so? That would mean SSBU Goku is canon, and he beat a guy who's equal to Zeno who erased the future multiverse by waving his hands.... And this version of Goku then learns how to use MUI at will without the faggot nerfs from the manga verson.

>>149360691
>Doesn't yugi get all the crazy lore shit while Ash can only scale to it?
By feats on-screen Ash should be equal or above Yugi since his Pokémon do have more physical feats, Heracross can stop and flip a tank, others are just stronger and faster with more varied moves and as far as I know we don't really know how most of Yugi's monsters scale without using lore and rules.

Not that it matters since they will probably use Shounen Force scaling that puts him at FTL

>>149360691
>BatGOD carrying Supes
Serious BatGOD who is willing to pull all the stops to win this is a step above prep time BatGOD IYKYK solos everyone in this thread btw.

>>149360980
Reimu vs Strange sounds legit
>don't have to worry about feats vs statements, they operate on similar levels of wank from what I've seen
>best match for reimu thematically speaking
>fighting styles match up well visually
>you don't really have to make them act ooc to write the fight
>conclusion would probably be more about abilities than schizomath assuming they don't make Strange outerversal with immeasurable speed or some shit

>>149361143
Hal victim

>>149361181
No kekoldry jokes too cause Reimu has no love interest while Strange is happily married to Clea. You'd have to bring up, like, the Ben Franklin thing.

>>149361193
Reimu's love interest is Marisa or Yukari, depending on who you ask

>>149361193
Huh?

>>149361143
>BatGOD
How isn't this fucker metahuman yet? He's getting more and more ridiculous, let me guess he can use chi too as a martial arts master but won't because "he won't be able to control himself".

Fucking Deathstroke is a more compelling character now

>>149361202
Yukari love interest is yuyuko.

>>149361181
I wonder what shitposting Strange would get if he came back, he has some wild shit in his history.

>>149361234
Gensokyo is a big polycule according to the yuritroons

>>149360929
I feel like everyone who has jobbed still shitposts here likr Dragonballfags still post Goku and Vegeta, Asurabros say post a mountain, and there's even batbros

>>149361204
He basically is, I think he did Astral projection because of Shaolin monks in the animated series, no idea if that's a thing in 52
>>149361242
There's always the anti-feat posting

>>149361122
Yugi and Ash are based. I'm looking forward to their match more than Miles vs Deku.

>>149361187
>Hal sucker punches BatGOD
No blood. He tanked it.
>BatGOD punches Hal.
Bleeds and jobs.
>>149361275
>>149361204
Dude knows fucking magic but simply chooses not to use it. For all intents and purposes, he's a meta. He's got plenty of feats showing casing strength beyond a peak humans, countless feats where he dodges bullets and faster projectiles, crazy durability, tanked atmospheric re-entry (that shit is DC admitting he's meta without officially calling him one), etc.

>>149357874
Goku had no powers then. Superman with no powers jobs worst to bullets.

>>149361357
He had tho? He admitted he got out of shape after that and got back to training also after the laser shitshow Toriyama said that Goku tends to lower his guard a lot when he thinks the threats are over

>>149361193
>>149361242
I assume most of the shitposting will be cuckquean stuff with Marisa, "post Reimu destroying a planet", and random low showings like the oxygen shit in Touhou 18, Reimu needing to charge up to get rid of a pile of skeletons or picrel

>>149358187
The staff must be a bunch of fanboys that have watched the show a dozen times. Do you think they were just overly polite and didn't want to correct their hero on Goku's passive ability to easily tank bullets? Sometimes an ACHTUALLY is needed.

>>149361396
Reminds me, there was an anon a few threads ago asking about Doctor Strange comics who got some recommendations, wonder if he read them. If he did I hope he enjoyed them.

>>149361396
>bullet
Holy FUARK

>bullet

Clea or Marisa, who's the better wife?

>>149361382
Goku had his power level completely dropped to 0 and was just using his base abilities without powers. Bullet hurt him because hes phicslly rusty. Wouldn't even say it hurt him. Left like a baby scratch. Laser only hurt Goku because ehe just had a deranged iut fight with Golden Freeza. Someone who was technically stronger than him he was also in the middle on plotting to Freeza and had his guard completely down. You'd maybe have a point if Goku hadn't just had the fight of his life.

>>149361412
That's me, I'm currently reading issue #3 of The Oath, and I already bookmarked the Sorcerer Supreme run
>>149361461
Marisa is a thief and lies so much that the Yama told her she would rip her tongue out, I don't know if she got better in later games.

Asura punched this thing to death, literally better than any Kratos feat.

He wouldn't have tanked even a casual hit from Asura mantra

>>149361676
Nah, I'd win

>>149361676
This was Asura at his weakest, btw

Huh, thinking about it Asura can probably kill all viltrumites alone...

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149358189
Canonically, Hal gets them to age themselves up, illiterate anon.

>>149358253
>the sub-Sonic squad
Sonic no diffs Goku btw

tuned-down superman has something powerscalers will never understand.
nuance.

>>149360786
Kill yourself listtroon.

Kek

>>149361784
She turned back mid thrust. But hal continued anyway

>>149360929
BatCHADs are always around, disingenuous anon.

>>149358266
>Goku, it is I Godjiro here to visit your halls and say hi to my favorite... WHAT THE FUCK!? GOKU?!!! What happened too you! Your arms are busted and twisted! Your legs smashed! Your Saiyan balls! Your family jewels! Your dragon balls! Turned to ooey gooey purple lumps! The hero who once was cheered on by many now a broken shell of his former self!
>Your body is broken and smashed! URRRRRRGGGGHHH *huff* *huff* *HUFF* UUUUUUGGGGHHHHH WHO FUCKING DID THIS TOO YOU!!!!
>A what.... WHAT! A giant African Elephant!? HE DID THIS! The most fearsome of your enemies defeated you even though you had ultra Shitstink!? H-HE'S GONNA FUCKING PAY FOR THIS! I swear I'm gonna find him! IM GONNA FIND HIM AND RAPE HIM! IM GONNA FUCKING EAT HIS CORPSE AND THEN WHEN IM DONE IM GONNA SHIT HIM OUT MY FUCKING ASSHOLE AND THEN BEAT MY KIDS!

>>149361816
Why did this "multiversal" being allow himself to get raped by Russians? This nonsense can only happen in something as dumb as western comics.

>>149361824
I honestly cannot think of the last serious time someone has talked about or seriously wanked Batman in these threads.
Batkek, and Batman by proxy? Sure. Superman or Wonder Woman jobbing to Batman for antifeats? Yeah. Batman himself? Legitimately cannot recall.

>>149361824
That because everyone knows Death Battle just hates Batman. They won't even let him use his strongest equipment. So BatCHADs are still around since their guy is done dirty by DB. Ironically, spics and shonenfags try to push the narrative that Goku isn't given a fairshot by DB. He's just weaker than Supes. Bats and Asura are the ones who deal with the most bullshit.

>>149361823
>watching Hal from the cuck corner
Do benpedos really?

>>149361885
Oh. Yeah, I guess there's you.

>>149361866
I suppose that's because Batman without the JL to boost his meta/prep meme powers is an actual shitter that has problems when dealing with numerous grunts at the same time

>>149360929
>>149360962
>simoncucks still sucking off Kyle
LOL Kyle has never had so much as a thread on /co/, let alone anybody shitposting with him itt.
Your newest arbitrary avatar was handed a seal to club, and he still needed a NLF to achieve that LMAO

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d_toKURCt10&pp=ygUKSW4gdGhlIGVuZA%3D%3D

The p in hal jordan stands for child molestation

>>149361885
I would say getting fed to the same guy 3 times is being done dirty, but your still right. I could be wrong but didn't GVS2 ride the ROF hype train?

>>149360633
Fact
>>149360655
Fiction

>>149361842
It's some black dudes official fan fiction of of an old world's finest story with a depowered Superman and Batman escaping a prison.

>>149361940
Kratos jobs to Kai

>JANNY!!! I NEED YOU JANNY!!!!!!

>>149361703
>Planet sized
vs
>Building sized
STRONGtos

>>149357749 (OP)
Arale can solo both

>>149361993
Kratos has no defense against Kai turning him into a Jade zombie.

>JJJJAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post favorite character,sleeping position and blood type NOW

>>149361816
Why does everyone immediately think this is "rape" and not just torture? Why do you guys have to be so weird?

>>149361711
To be fair Asura at his "weakest" killed Chark
>>149362066
Some people say it was rape, kind of like the Gwen is trans thing. Also lines like "they did unspeakable things to me" does imply it

Name ONE character that can kill him permanently.

>>149362066
>They...They did things to me....
>They did things to me and forced me to look at him
Very obviously and overtly sexual / rapey. Otherwise he'd just either say what they did, or he wouldn't be trembling and hesitant to say what they did.

>>149362090
Me.

>>149362090

>>149362090
I'd rather farm him

>>149362066
Anon, rape is an actual tactic for torture and even if he didn't have a dick inside he still was abused since using rods to tear the anus is pretty damn common in those kind of cases.

>>149362129
Leaguebros...

>>149360655
FACT FLOOD
>>149360633
Bogus bomb

>>149361935
>DCuck melty

>>149361935
>DCeethe

>>149362129

>DRILL MY WALL INTO PIECES
>KYLE WAS OUR LAST RESORT
>LIFE EQUATION? OTTO SEETHING
>DON'T GIVE A FUCK CAUSE I GRIT MY TEETH BLEEDING

>>149362066
4chan has multiple gay porn boards so of course most of the people here job to homosexual fantasies.

>>149361816
How did Superman get raped for 8 months and no one gave a shit?

>>149357853
Superman is notably weaker in this movie and still tanked a black hole

I love strong men

>>149361935
Yeah, then you watch the actual DB episode and Kyle got scaled up to all the DC heavy hitters.
This is just one screencap from the episode too lmao.
They had Kyle stronger than Hal
That he could beat Wonder Woman
That he had Flash tier speeds

>>149362268

>Kyle has never had so much as... anybody shitposting with him itt.
?

>>149362291
DELUSIONAL Comicsbros…….

DCucks and Dragon Spics, the enemies of death battle chads.

>>149357749 (OP)

Troomictroons get GAPED by aniCHADS and videoGODS, btw.

>>149362325
Hello Kitty gapes my verse...

>>149362317
>Mina Victim
>>149362331
Well your verse clearly isn't Pokemon

>>149362325
Look at the bottom right of this image, this right here is the source.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchises
Dragon KEKs and C.uckriobros are literally just lying about their numbers now.

>>149362350
>Pokemon is the most profitable franchise of all time
>Mario is Nintendo’s mascot
CHADrio fucking WON.

>>149362350
>CHADrio out of NOWHERE
He gapes comics.

>>149362268
And they stated clearly he couldn't use any of it effectively. A literal baby seal, and you'll keep sucking him off LMAO
>>149362291
>listtroon posts
Do simoncucks really?