Whomp! - /co/ (#149359877) [Archived: 376 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:00:27 AM No.149359877
1752246481-0066
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Blackberry-picking days are hot ones, resulting in a delectable, slightly-salty flavor as they swam in a soup of my natural coolant which dripped relentlessly into the bag as I meticulously plucked only the finest fruits from the thorny vines.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:07:54 AM No.149359938
>>149359877 (OP)
Did... he really think that was a surprise twist? It was obviously blood and not juice in panel 2.
Replies: >>149360466 >>149360700 >>149361841 >>149362788 >>149363648 >>149367024 >>149367360 >>149371211
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:01:36 AM No.149360466
>>149359938
The comic was bad before it went on hiatus and it's been garbage since coming back. Why are you surprised?
Replies: >>149360700 >>149363533
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:11:44 AM No.149360585
>>149359877 (OP)
>whomp!
THAT WORD IS FORBIDDEN IN THIS PROPERTY!
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:24:43 AM No.149360700
>>149360466
>>149359938
I'm still thinking about that Anon's story from a few threads ago about his psycho brother stuffing batteries up his Chihuahua's ass.
Replies: >>149360831 >>149360914 >>149361034 >>149361339 >>149361604
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:31:15 AM No.149360764
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Replies: >>149361136 >>149361320 >>149363538 >>149363778 >>149363892 >>149364341 >>149366057
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:33:36 AM No.149360795
>>149359877 (OP)
I got scared at first thinking those were scabs or something
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:36:14 AM No.149360831
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>>149360700
Oh yeah, I remember that thread and story.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:42:01 AM No.149360895
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>>149359877 (OP)
Remove the second panel and it greatly improves
Replies: >>149363477 >>149363597
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:43:58 AM No.149360914
>>149360700
Tell me you made screen caps.
Replies: >>149361198
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:54:18 AM No.149361034
1751642041-0063
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>>149360700
ah yes, that was posted in this comics thread, I remember that well
Replies: >>149368449
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:05:33 AM No.149361136
>>149360764
kek
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:12:22 AM No.149361198
1
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>>149360914
Go for it, sport
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149266950/
Replies: >>149361215 >>149361960 >>149362953 >>149368486
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:14:22 AM No.149361215
>>149361198
>stuck sideways up his ass
Jesus Christ that's foul. Justice for Randy!
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:23:32 AM No.149361320
>>149360764
lol this one is good, classic whomp
last panel in particular
Replies: >>149361405
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:25:37 AM No.149361339
>>149360700
I don't think about fake stories.
Replies: >>149361420
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:33:11 AM No.149361405
2014-11-12-Dairy-To-Be-Stupid
2014-11-12-Dairy-To-Be-Stupid
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>>149361320
reminds me of this one
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:35:06 AM No.149361420
>>149361339
Do you think about deez
Replies: >>149361444 >>149361482
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:37:59 AM No.149361444
>>149361420
>sigh
deez what? ...
Replies: >>149361484 >>149361513
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:41:15 AM No.149361482
>>149361420
who the hell is Steve Jobs
Replies: >>149361513
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:41:16 AM No.149361484
>>149361444
That sigh was unnecessary, Mr. jobs
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:45:02 AM No.149361513
>>149361482
He's this guy >>149361444
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:55:03 AM No.149361604
>>149360700
dont forget he also fucked the parrot
Replies: >>149362733
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:18:55 AM No.149361841
>>149359938
I don't think it is supposed to make the audience believe it was juice; I believe the humor is in the fact that he somehow got hurt all over just because he went ahead and picked those berries
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:24:21 AM No.149361895
1501057567-2017-7-25-Between-A-Rock-And-A-Hard-Replace
Replies: >>149363507
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:25:35 AM No.149361911
>>149359877 (OP)
Buy an ad, Ronnie.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:30:07 AM No.149361960
>>149361198
Would a comb on a bald head be like fingernails on a chalkboard?
Replies: >>149362941
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:25:55 AM No.149362434
>>149361841
You've clearly never picked blackberries. They grow on brambles. They're thorny sumbitches.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:59:30 AM No.149362733
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>>149361604
>he also fucked the parrot
Replies: >>149366557
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:05:12 AM No.149362788
>>149359938
The joke is supposed to be a double twist. You think its blood, pull back to show berries and makes you go "Oh, its juice.", then punchline.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:20:11 AM No.149362941
>>149361960
Comb your arm or some shit
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:21:23 AM No.149362953
>>149361198
I wasn't expecting that...
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:03:16 AM No.149363305
>>149359877 (OP)
Now you can officially say Ronnie got his fluids inside Agrias.
Replies: >>149363439
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:20:47 AM No.149363439
>>149363305
Ronnie would never...
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:26:36 AM No.149363477
>>149360895
There's no way this is real
Replies: >>149363482 >>149363548
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:27:53 AM No.149363482
>>149363477
that' dobson
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:30:56 AM No.149363507
>>149361895
I love the replace comics, they're always so wonderfully surreal.
Replies: >>149363517
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:33:10 AM No.149363517
2014-05-07-Agree-To-Dis-Agrees
2014-05-07-Agree-To-Dis-Agrees
md5: e1835da244b1a58b8ae680952b96cc11๐Ÿ”
>>149363507
wonder when good ol' Runnie is gonna make a comeback
Replies: >>149368680 >>149370215 >>149370585
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:35:20 AM No.149363533
>>149360466
Whomp got ruined around the time Agrias moved out and Ronnie started being kind of an asshole to her.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:36:09 AM No.149363538
>>149360764
first one wasn't funny
this one is

he's really a miss miss miss miss hit guy these days
Replies: >>149363567
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:37:58 AM No.149363548
>>149363477
Was your first clue the art style shift or the copypasted face?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:40:32 AM No.149363567
>>149363538
you're really gonna diss my boi Ronnie like that
Replies: >>149363606
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:41:27 AM No.149363577
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md5: fc1edd2066b0ff46fbc3a1be44d3f4ef๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149364322
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:44:17 AM No.149363597
panelremoved
panelremoved
md5: 4a04a764c4adb99d191457671d59a4f7๐Ÿ”
>>149359877 (OP)
>>149360895
Now yes.
Replies: >>149366642
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:45:16 AM No.149363606
>>149363567
I am and I will because ronnie was my boy before he just gave up entirely years ago
he came back but it's clear he doesn't have what it takes
his other comics were unironically garbage and unreadable
there is no shame in admitting you can't do something
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:52:33 AM No.149363648
file
file
md5: c829d3360eab1eae3b3dd67669df45be๐Ÿ”
>>149359938
>>149362788
ACTUALLY:
it's a double twist, but not in that way. The first panel mentions black raspberries (or blackberries, as the alt text insists, which is probably right since black raspberries turn to mush and seeds real fast in a bowl) and thorny bushes. The second panel shows what's obviously blood going into the sink with water. The third panel shows the berries being rinsed off, although at first glance you may not realize it's the same water source- it relies on reader knowledge that rinsing off a bowl of berries like that is pretty standard for getting rid of stray bits of flower, insects, the 'powdery' coating, etc. Then the double twist is that Ronnie was washing off his own blood from the berries, not the things you'd normally expect to wash off, like stray bits of flower or insects.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:11:13 AM No.149363778
file
file
md5: b429654e1e5e22b3f93a2ea16a6214a0๐Ÿ”
>>149360764
dare you enter his magical realm?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:21:36 AM No.149363856
>>149363606
you really dissin my boi Ronnie like that
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:26:44 AM No.149363892
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md5: afbb3a1372c181731134c87531764f73๐Ÿ”
>>149360764
I could see Ronnie being a bus driver, but I could see him needing one of these.
Replies: >>149364008
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:30:43 AM No.149363921
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md5: fe3205e0ddcebbe1c7e9a52ac7ec8974๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149364969
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:43:03 AM No.149364008
>>149363892
except instead of tapping it in annoyance, he'd be tapping it anxiously
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:44:41 AM No.149364015
>>149364008
That should go without saying.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:20:30 AM No.149364196
>>149364008
>No one ever asks me about the tapping. I hope they all assume I just really like the radio station, which I obviously don't since it doesn't have subtitles. I fear the day someone asks.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:46:39 AM No.149364303
>>149359877 (OP)
>calling blood "natural coolant"
this upsets me
the body's "natural coolant" is water
Replies: >>149364415 >>149364431 >>149366712
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:50:31 AM No.149364322
>>149363577
did ronnie died?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:55:30 AM No.149364341
>>149360764
yeah i'm thinking this nigga still got it!
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:16:10 AM No.149364415
>>149364303
I think the secret text is referring to sweat
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:19:37 AM No.149364431
>>149364303
Well, when your head gets hot your body does send blood to there to help dissipate heat. What actually cools you down is also vapour, sweat or water only happens when there is too much heat.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:59:05 AM No.149364582
I can't eat berries because of all the tiny seeds. This comic is disgusting
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:03:45 AM No.149364814
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md5: a071f2ea0ea770afebc5ac6bf636557a๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149364974 >>149367264
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:51:45 AM No.149364969
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md5: f9e5a8fd6c0f651d02d1c144450961ea๐Ÿ”
>>149363921
kek
Replies: >>149367377
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:53:09 AM No.149364974
spongebob-squidward
spongebob-squidward
md5: 4866f98a0c16edb81b53e895953caa55๐Ÿ”
>>149364814
I didn't need to see that.
Replies: >>149364992 >>149365137
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:56:35 AM No.149364992
1508302519-2017-10-18-Lean-Squeezine
1508302519-2017-10-18-Lean-Squeezine
md5: e6d254f3ace9790b8070ce47f85e2e56๐Ÿ”
>>149364974
grossout humor is when Whomp is at its peak, if you can't handle it then you need to gtfo
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:36:35 PM No.149365137
>>149364974
contemplate the odor
Replies: >>149366611
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:44:03 PM No.149366057
>>149360764
I'd take that ride
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:03:21 PM No.149366557
>>149362733
amazing titties
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:03:37 PM No.149366558
2013-01-18-Clinging-To-Despair
2013-01-18-Clinging-To-Despair
md5: 3dc116e21bc598bac02218d99d7374ab๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149366584
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:06:42 PM No.149366584
1739826022784244
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>>149366558
Boy, that takes me back.
That scene would have been so much better if it wasn't interspersed with the guy's face as he jacks off lol
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:10:16 PM No.149366611
>>149365137
Beans apparently.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:14:56 PM No.149366642
>>149363597
The joke is that he served Agrias food tainted with his blood. You got rid of the visceral punch of it.
Replies: >>149366977
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:23:29 PM No.149366712
>>149364303
He's talking about sweat. The 'slightly salty' bit should have given you yet another context clue.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:53:57 PM No.149366977
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md5: 0258ca862b4768cc1a81a017701cb89a๐Ÿ”
>>149366642
The berries are black, so not everyone will pick up that the red in panel two is supposed to be juice. I know blackberries have red juice, but panel three doesn't remove the impression he was rinsing off blood. Just using red berries would have fixed this
Replies: >>149368749
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:55:41 PM No.149366995
The heavier linework is dragging the artwork way down
He needs to go back to the thinner lines at the very least
Replies: >>149367285
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:59:00 PM No.149367024
>>149359938
I thought it was juice.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:02:02 PM No.149367053
Panel 1 made me think the punchline was gonna be that Ronnie was lying and the cobbler was gonna be made out of deconstructed expired convenient store fruit pies or something. Then I thought panel 2 had to be him thawing something thatโ€™d been frozen.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:23:20 PM No.149367264
>>149364814
fucking hell lol
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:25:11 PM No.149367285
>>149366995
i hadn't consciously noticed this but now that you mention it and people are posting his older comics i agree
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:32:00 PM No.149367360
>>149359938
What is with 4chan and panel autism?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:35:28 PM No.149367377
>>149364969
I like the empty bag detail implying that he ate everything on his way home
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:59:32 PM No.149368312
1442972044-2015-09-23-Wreck-And-Roll
1442972044-2015-09-23-Wreck-And-Roll
md5: 6f6799d72bee9c103170ea3cfcac4b53๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149369150
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:08:42 PM No.149368423
2013-05-15-Money-Troubles
2013-05-15-Money-Troubles
md5: 088604bc7ebe9acfb47e1806e728d793๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149368492
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:11:15 PM No.149368449
1524028139-2018-04-18-Neigher-Do-Well
1524028139-2018-04-18-Neigher-Do-Well
md5: 0961462f61f4ae9ffcb04f21c841508c๐Ÿ”
>>149361034
Just saying.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:14:08 PM No.149368486
All is lost
All is lost
md5: 911aa04966bf8d177c7f7751eaf23254๐Ÿ”
>>149361198
>he raped our parrot too
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:14:28 PM No.149368492
>>149368423
this makes me feel uncomfortable
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:16:24 PM No.149368512
1452822467-2016-1-15-Anguishful-Thinking
1452822467-2016-1-15-Anguishful-Thinking
md5: 4890669fbe84a3f9a188ff38c232ec5f๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:30:26 PM No.149368680
>>149363517
Nightmare fuel
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:35:24 PM No.149368749
>>149366977
Kek
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:09:08 PM No.149369150
>>149368312
i worry about this shit all the time
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:38:27 PM No.149370086
2015-03-23-Plane-The-Odds
2015-03-23-Plane-The-Odds
md5: b11b99ba9a6a095286dc24abdaebacbd๐Ÿ”
too soon ronnie
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:50:27 PM No.149370215
>>149363517
>The tiny twitch
Ronnie does have a good sense for the little details
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:24:49 PM No.149370585
>>149363517
Would.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:27:17 PM No.149370609
man the old comics are still hilarious
did losing his irl asian waifu really kill his ability to tell jokes THIS hard? the new stuff can't even come close
Replies: >>149371155 >>149371287
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:18:12 AM No.149371155
>>149370609
no, even before the hiatus his comedy well was dry for like 2 years more or less
in all fairness he had a good run of like 7 years of great comedy so I don't fault him for it, it just happens
he's been okay since the return, better than it was when it first went off
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:23:58 AM No.149371211
>>149359938
all he had to do was make them rasberries (red) as well and it would've worked, double twist or not.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:30:25 AM No.149371287
>>149370609
I reread some of his old stuff and it was kinda like this. A few great ones surrounded by good and okay comics, sometimes they were bad