Thread 149359877

Blackberry-picking days are hot ones, resulting in a delectable, slightly-salty flavor as they swam in a soup of my natural coolant which dripped relentlessly into the bag as I meticulously plucked only the finest fruits from the thorny vines.

>>149359877 (OP)
Did... he really think that was a surprise twist? It was obviously blood and not juice in panel 2.

>>149359938
The comic was bad before it went on hiatus and it's been garbage since coming back. Why are you surprised?

>>149359877 (OP)
>whomp!
THAT WORD IS FORBIDDEN IN THIS PROPERTY!

>>149360466
>>149359938
I'm still thinking about that Anon's story from a few threads ago about his psycho brother stuffing batteries up his Chihuahua's ass.

>>149359877 (OP)
I got scared at first thinking those were scabs or something

>>149360700
Oh yeah, I remember that thread and story.

>>149359877 (OP)
Remove the second panel and it greatly improves

>>149360700
Tell me you made screen caps.

>>149360700
ah yes, that was posted in this comics thread, I remember that well

>>149360764
kek

>>149360914
Go for it, sport
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149266950/

>>149361198
>stuck sideways up his ass
Jesus Christ that's foul. Justice for Randy!

>>149360764
lol this one is good, classic whomp
last panel in particular

>>149360700
I don't think about fake stories.

>>149361320
reminds me of this one

>>149361339
Do you think about deez

>>149361420
>sigh
deez what? ...

>>149361420
who the hell is Steve Jobs

>>149361444
That sigh was unnecessary, Mr. jobs

>>149361482
He's this guy >>149361444

>>149360700
dont forget he also fucked the parrot

>>149359938
I don't think it is supposed to make the audience believe it was juice; I believe the humor is in the fact that he somehow got hurt all over just because he went ahead and picked those berries

>>149359877 (OP)
Buy an ad, Ronnie.

>>149361198
Would a comb on a bald head be like fingernails on a chalkboard?

>>149361841
You've clearly never picked blackberries. They grow on brambles. They're thorny sumbitches.

>>149361604
>he also fucked the parrot

>>149359938
The joke is supposed to be a double twist. You think its blood, pull back to show berries and makes you go "Oh, its juice.", then punchline.

>>149361960
Comb your arm or some shit

>>149361198
I wasn't expecting that...

>>149359877 (OP)
Now you can officially say Ronnie got his fluids inside Agrias.

>>149363305
Ronnie would never...

>>149360895
There's no way this is real

>>149363477
that' dobson

>>149361895
I love the replace comics, they're always so wonderfully surreal.

>>149363507
wonder when good ol' Runnie is gonna make a comeback

>>149360466
Whomp got ruined around the time Agrias moved out and Ronnie started being kind of an asshole to her.

>>149360764
first one wasn't funny
this one is

he's really a miss miss miss miss hit guy these days

>>149363477
Was your first clue the art style shift or the copypasted face?

>>149363538
you're really gonna diss my boi Ronnie like that

>>149359877 (OP)
>>149360895
Now yes.

>>149363567
I am and I will because ronnie was my boy before he just gave up entirely years ago
he came back but it's clear he doesn't have what it takes
his other comics were unironically garbage and unreadable
there is no shame in admitting you can't do something

>>149359938
>>149362788
ACTUALLY:
it's a double twist, but not in that way. The first panel mentions black raspberries (or blackberries, as the alt text insists, which is probably right since black raspberries turn to mush and seeds real fast in a bowl) and thorny bushes. The second panel shows what's obviously blood going into the sink with water. The third panel shows the berries being rinsed off, although at first glance you may not realize it's the same water source- it relies on reader knowledge that rinsing off a bowl of berries like that is pretty standard for getting rid of stray bits of flower, insects, the 'powdery' coating, etc. Then the double twist is that Ronnie was washing off his own blood from the berries, not the things you'd normally expect to wash off, like stray bits of flower or insects.

>>149360764
dare you enter his magical realm?

>>149363606
you really dissin my boi Ronnie like that

>>149360764
I could see Ronnie being a bus driver, but I could see him needing one of these.

>>149363892
except instead of tapping it in annoyance, he'd be tapping it anxiously

>>149364008
That should go without saying.

>>149364008
>No one ever asks me about the tapping. I hope they all assume I just really like the radio station, which I obviously don't since it doesn't have subtitles. I fear the day someone asks.

>>149359877 (OP)
>calling blood "natural coolant"
this upsets me
the body's "natural coolant" is water

>>149363577
did ronnie died?

>>149360764
yeah i'm thinking this nigga still got it!

>>149364303
I think the secret text is referring to sweat

>>149364303
Well, when your head gets hot your body does send blood to there to help dissipate heat. What actually cools you down is also vapour, sweat or water only happens when there is too much heat.

I can't eat berries because of all the tiny seeds. This comic is disgusting

>>149363921
kek

>>149364814
I didn't need to see that.

>>149364974
grossout humor is when Whomp is at its peak, if you can't handle it then you need to gtfo

>>149364974
contemplate the odor

>>149360764
I'd take that ride

>>149362733
amazing titties

>>149366558
Boy, that takes me back.
That scene would have been so much better if it wasn't interspersed with the guy's face as he jacks off lol

>>149365137
Beans apparently.

>>149363597
The joke is that he served Agrias food tainted with his blood. You got rid of the visceral punch of it.

>>149364303
He's talking about sweat. The 'slightly salty' bit should have given you yet another context clue.

>>149366642
The berries are black, so not everyone will pick up that the red in panel two is supposed to be juice. I know blackberries have red juice, but panel three doesn't remove the impression he was rinsing off blood. Just using red berries would have fixed this

The heavier linework is dragging the artwork way down
He needs to go back to the thinner lines at the very least

>>149359938
I thought it was juice.

Panel 1 made me think the punchline was gonna be that Ronnie was lying and the cobbler was gonna be made out of deconstructed expired convenient store fruit pies or something. Then I thought panel 2 had to be him thawing something that’d been frozen.

>>149364814
fucking hell lol

>>149366995
i hadn't consciously noticed this but now that you mention it and people are posting his older comics i agree

>>149359938
What is with 4chan and panel autism?

>>149364969
I like the empty bag detail implying that he ate everything on his way home

>>149361034
Just saying.

>>149361198
>he raped our parrot too

>>149368423
this makes me feel uncomfortable

>>149363517
Nightmare fuel

>>149366977
Kek

>>149368312
i worry about this shit all the time

too soon ronnie

>>149363517
>The tiny twitch
Ronnie does have a good sense for the little details

>>149363517
Would.

man the old comics are still hilarious
did losing his irl asian waifu really kill his ability to tell jokes THIS hard? the new stuff can't even come close

>>149370609
no, even before the hiatus his comedy well was dry for like 2 years more or less
in all fairness he had a good run of like 7 years of great comedy so I don't fault him for it, it just happens
he's been okay since the return, better than it was when it first went off

>>149359938
all he had to do was make them rasberries (red) as well and it would've worked, double twist or not.

>>149370609
I reread some of his old stuff and it was kinda like this. A few great ones surrounded by good and okay comics, sometimes they were bad