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Anonymous No.149359877 >>149359938 >>149360585 >>149360795 >>149360895 >>149361911 >>149363305 >>149363597 >>149364303
Whomp!
Blackberry-picking days are hot ones, resulting in a delectable, slightly-salty flavor as they swam in a soup of my natural coolant which dripped relentlessly into the bag as I meticulously plucked only the finest fruits from the thorny vines.
Anonymous No.149359938 >>149360466 >>149360700 >>149361841 >>149362788 >>149363648 >>149367024 >>149367360 >>149371211
>>149359877 (OP)
Did... he really think that was a surprise twist? It was obviously blood and not juice in panel 2.
Anonymous No.149360466 >>149360700 >>149363533
>>149359938
The comic was bad before it went on hiatus and it's been garbage since coming back. Why are you surprised?
Anonymous No.149360585
>>149359877 (OP)
>whomp!
THAT WORD IS FORBIDDEN IN THIS PROPERTY!
Anonymous No.149360700 >>149360831 >>149360914 >>149361034 >>149361339 >>149361604
>>149360466
>>149359938
I'm still thinking about that Anon's story from a few threads ago about his psycho brother stuffing batteries up his Chihuahua's ass.
Anonymous No.149360764 >>149361136 >>149361320 >>149363538 >>149363778 >>149363892 >>149364341 >>149366057
Anonymous No.149360795
>>149359877 (OP)
I got scared at first thinking those were scabs or something
Anonymous No.149360831
>>149360700
Oh yeah, I remember that thread and story.
Anonymous No.149360895 >>149363477 >>149363597
>>149359877 (OP)
Remove the second panel and it greatly improves
Anonymous No.149360914 >>149361198
>>149360700
Tell me you made screen caps.
Anonymous No.149361034 >>149368449
>>149360700
ah yes, that was posted in this comics thread, I remember that well
Anonymous No.149361136
>>149360764
kek
Anonymous No.149361198 >>149361215 >>149361960 >>149362953 >>149368486
>>149360914
Go for it, sport
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149266950/
Anonymous No.149361215
>>149361198
>stuck sideways up his ass
Jesus Christ that's foul. Justice for Randy!
Anonymous No.149361320 >>149361405
>>149360764
lol this one is good, classic whomp
last panel in particular
Anonymous No.149361339 >>149361420
>>149360700
I don't think about fake stories.
Anonymous No.149361405
>>149361320
reminds me of this one
Anonymous No.149361420 >>149361444 >>149361482
>>149361339
Do you think about deez
Anonymous No.149361444 >>149361484 >>149361513
>>149361420
>sigh
deez what? ...
Anonymous No.149361482 >>149361513
>>149361420
who the hell is Steve Jobs
Anonymous No.149361484
>>149361444
That sigh was unnecessary, Mr. jobs
Anonymous No.149361513
>>149361482
He's this guy >>149361444
Anonymous No.149361604 >>149362733
>>149360700
dont forget he also fucked the parrot
Anonymous No.149361841 >>149362434
>>149359938
I don't think it is supposed to make the audience believe it was juice; I believe the humor is in the fact that he somehow got hurt all over just because he went ahead and picked those berries
Anonymous No.149361895 >>149363507
Anonymous No.149361911
>>149359877 (OP)
Buy an ad, Ronnie.
Anonymous No.149361960 >>149362941
>>149361198
Would a comb on a bald head be like fingernails on a chalkboard?
Anonymous No.149362434
>>149361841
You've clearly never picked blackberries. They grow on brambles. They're thorny sumbitches.
Anonymous No.149362733 >>149366557
>>149361604
>he also fucked the parrot
Anonymous No.149362788 >>149363648
>>149359938
The joke is supposed to be a double twist. You think its blood, pull back to show berries and makes you go "Oh, its juice.", then punchline.
Anonymous No.149362941
>>149361960
Comb your arm or some shit
Anonymous No.149362953
>>149361198
I wasn't expecting that...
Anonymous No.149363305 >>149363439
>>149359877 (OP)
Now you can officially say Ronnie got his fluids inside Agrias.
Anonymous No.149363439
>>149363305
Ronnie would never...
Anonymous No.149363477 >>149363482 >>149363548
>>149360895
There's no way this is real
Anonymous No.149363482
>>149363477
that' dobson
Anonymous No.149363507 >>149363517
>>149361895
I love the replace comics, they're always so wonderfully surreal.
Anonymous No.149363517 >>149368680 >>149370215 >>149370585
>>149363507
wonder when good ol' Runnie is gonna make a comeback
Anonymous No.149363533
>>149360466
Whomp got ruined around the time Agrias moved out and Ronnie started being kind of an asshole to her.
Anonymous No.149363538 >>149363567
>>149360764
first one wasn't funny
this one is

he's really a miss miss miss miss hit guy these days
Anonymous No.149363548
>>149363477
Was your first clue the art style shift or the copypasted face?
Anonymous No.149363567 >>149363606
>>149363538
you're really gonna diss my boi Ronnie like that
Anonymous No.149363577 >>149364322
Anonymous No.149363597 >>149366642
>>149359877 (OP)
>>149360895
Now yes.
Anonymous No.149363606 >>149363856
>>149363567
I am and I will because ronnie was my boy before he just gave up entirely years ago
he came back but it's clear he doesn't have what it takes
his other comics were unironically garbage and unreadable
there is no shame in admitting you can't do something
Anonymous No.149363648
>>149359938
>>149362788
ACTUALLY:
it's a double twist, but not in that way. The first panel mentions black raspberries (or blackberries, as the alt text insists, which is probably right since black raspberries turn to mush and seeds real fast in a bowl) and thorny bushes. The second panel shows what's obviously blood going into the sink with water. The third panel shows the berries being rinsed off, although at first glance you may not realize it's the same water source- it relies on reader knowledge that rinsing off a bowl of berries like that is pretty standard for getting rid of stray bits of flower, insects, the 'powdery' coating, etc. Then the double twist is that Ronnie was washing off his own blood from the berries, not the things you'd normally expect to wash off, like stray bits of flower or insects.
Anonymous No.149363778
>>149360764
dare you enter his magical realm?
Anonymous No.149363856
>>149363606
you really dissin my boi Ronnie like that
Anonymous No.149363892 >>149364008
>>149360764
I could see Ronnie being a bus driver, but I could see him needing one of these.
Anonymous No.149363921 >>149364969
Anonymous No.149364008 >>149364015 >>149364196
>>149363892
except instead of tapping it in annoyance, he'd be tapping it anxiously
Anonymous No.149364015
>>149364008
That should go without saying.
Anonymous No.149364196
>>149364008
>No one ever asks me about the tapping. I hope they all assume I just really like the radio station, which I obviously don't since it doesn't have subtitles. I fear the day someone asks.
Anonymous No.149364303 >>149364415 >>149364431 >>149366712
>>149359877 (OP)
>calling blood "natural coolant"
this upsets me
the body's "natural coolant" is water
Anonymous No.149364322
>>149363577
did ronnie died?
Anonymous No.149364341
>>149360764
yeah i'm thinking this nigga still got it!
Anonymous No.149364415
>>149364303
I think the secret text is referring to sweat
Anonymous No.149364431
>>149364303
Well, when your head gets hot your body does send blood to there to help dissipate heat. What actually cools you down is also vapour, sweat or water only happens when there is too much heat.
Anonymous No.149364582
I can't eat berries because of all the tiny seeds. This comic is disgusting
Anonymous No.149364814 >>149364974 >>149367264
Anonymous No.149364969 >>149367377
>>149363921
kek
Anonymous No.149364974 >>149364992 >>149365137
>>149364814
I didn't need to see that.
Anonymous No.149364992
>>149364974
grossout humor is when Whomp is at its peak, if you can't handle it then you need to gtfo
Anonymous No.149365137 >>149366611
>>149364974
contemplate the odor
Anonymous No.149366057
>>149360764
I'd take that ride
Anonymous No.149366557
>>149362733
amazing titties
Anonymous No.149366558 >>149366584
Anonymous No.149366584
>>149366558
Boy, that takes me back.
That scene would have been so much better if it wasn't interspersed with the guy's face as he jacks off lol
Anonymous No.149366611
>>149365137
Beans apparently.
Anonymous No.149366642 >>149366977
>>149363597
The joke is that he served Agrias food tainted with his blood. You got rid of the visceral punch of it.
Anonymous No.149366712
>>149364303
He's talking about sweat. The 'slightly salty' bit should have given you yet another context clue.
Anonymous No.149366977 >>149368749
>>149366642
The berries are black, so not everyone will pick up that the red in panel two is supposed to be juice. I know blackberries have red juice, but panel three doesn't remove the impression he was rinsing off blood. Just using red berries would have fixed this
Anonymous No.149366995 >>149367285
The heavier linework is dragging the artwork way down
He needs to go back to the thinner lines at the very least
Anonymous No.149367024
>>149359938
I thought it was juice.
Anonymous No.149367053
Panel 1 made me think the punchline was gonna be that Ronnie was lying and the cobbler was gonna be made out of deconstructed expired convenient store fruit pies or something. Then I thought panel 2 had to be him thawing something that’d been frozen.
Anonymous No.149367264
>>149364814
fucking hell lol
Anonymous No.149367285
>>149366995
i hadn't consciously noticed this but now that you mention it and people are posting his older comics i agree
Anonymous No.149367360
>>149359938
What is with 4chan and panel autism?
Anonymous No.149367377
>>149364969
I like the empty bag detail implying that he ate everything on his way home
Anonymous No.149368312 >>149369150
Anonymous No.149368423 >>149368492
Anonymous No.149368449
>>149361034
Just saying.
Anonymous No.149368486
>>149361198
>he raped our parrot too
Anonymous No.149368492
>>149368423
this makes me feel uncomfortable
Anonymous No.149368512
Anonymous No.149368680
>>149363517
Nightmare fuel
Anonymous No.149368749
>>149366977
Kek
Anonymous No.149369150
>>149368312
i worry about this shit all the time
Anonymous No.149370086
too soon ronnie
Anonymous No.149370215
>>149363517
>The tiny twitch
Ronnie does have a good sense for the little details
Anonymous No.149370585
>>149363517
Would.
Anonymous No.149370609 >>149371155 >>149371287
man the old comics are still hilarious
did losing his irl asian waifu really kill his ability to tell jokes THIS hard? the new stuff can't even come close
Anonymous No.149371155
>>149370609
no, even before the hiatus his comedy well was dry for like 2 years more or less
in all fairness he had a good run of like 7 years of great comedy so I don't fault him for it, it just happens
he's been okay since the return, better than it was when it first went off
Anonymous No.149371211
>>149359938
all he had to do was make them rasberries (red) as well and it would've worked, double twist or not.
Anonymous No.149371287
>>149370609
I reread some of his old stuff and it was kinda like this. A few great ones surrounded by good and okay comics, sometimes they were bad