Thread 149363473

Myth vs Story

>>149363473 (OP)
Janny is gonna freak

>>149363473 (OP)
Superman one-shots

>>149363473 (OP)
Thor slaughters Superman.

>>149363473 (OP)
Superman solos

>>149363473 (OP)
My HERO kills this bitch swiftly and with respect.

We are the master

>IESLBtos
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO!!! Warrior-Z is brown.

>>149363473 (OP)
Thor freezes Superman in time, walks up to him, and slams him so hard with Mjolnir that he bisects Superman.

Thor literally has the Odinforce, and Superman is weak to magic. There's nothing to debate.

>>149363473 (OP)
Superman blitzes him. There's nothing to debate.

>>149363656
Superman is not weak to magic, he just isn't invulnerable like with everything and even thought it would hurt he can tank it no problem

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149363473 (OP)
Superman stomps

>>149363473 (OP)
I solo both.

>>149363784
Stardust...

>>149363784
…Goku

>>149363656
>Thor freezes Superman in time
Post Thor freezing anyone in time post his sacrifice of all Mjolnir’s time magicks to stop Kang.

>>149363784
Simon…

>>149363740
>Superman is not weak to magic
Then why does the scan >>149363656 say that it's a weakness? Magic has been called a weakness of Superman's hundreds of times.

>>149363836
I fucking hate what they did to Billy in Young Justice and the movie btw

>>149363836
Maybe is Superman was hit by Thor will off-guard and the fight was happening 30 years ago this would happen, yeah.

Waid’s Worlds Finest had Superman take punches from a 6th dimensional entity for multiple panels just to distract him from the rest of the league.

>>149363473 (OP)
>Mjolnir
>enchanted axe that cuts everything
>Odin power
>Zeus's power
>Gaia's power
>embers of the Phoenix force
>Power Cosmic
>will surpass the power of the Runes
My HERO!!!

>>149363473 (OP)
It is hilarious how better written Thor is compared to Superman.

>>149363766
at least post the updated version

>>149363473 (OP)
Blade vs Tanjiro?

I miss thimbnail anon.

>>149364051
>thimbnail anon.
Who?

>>149363924
I feel like that's because Supes personality has become more vague and indistinct over the years, while Thor has typical speech patterns and vibes associated with him inmost continuities.

>>149364065
Thumbnail anon, sorry.

>>149364069
Don't be sorry, be better.

>>149364081
>Thor was testing SHITperman
>immediately after Superman collapsed
>SHITperman can't even lift Mjolnir unless the All-Father allows it
Kek. Thor could simply put Mjolnir on Superman and he couldn't budge it.

>>149364081
K, B, C

It's very easy to determine who would win between Thor and Superman, and it's by comparing their showings in the canon material they share, Fortnite. Herald of Thunder Thor was one tapped by Jonesy's shotgun. Superman is invulnerable to shotguns in the game. Therefore Superman > Thor by the infallible logic of Fortnite.
>D-doesn't count
You brought this upon yourself when you laughed at Batkek being trapped in Fortnite.

>>149364104
…. Amusement of dying dreams, as SuperCHAD and CHADor solo’d his verse from the shockwaves of their fight

>Superman that fought Godzilla is as strong as the mainline Superman
>fight was only city level and SHITperman lost
Post the EPIC fight between Thor and All-Black Godzilla.

>>149364135
>>149364150
GODnem solos JOBor and SuperJOB then.

>>149363473 (OP)
To be completely honest, Thor probably nabs it with magic, experience, versatility and superior high-end showings/alternate forms

BEASTnom!

>>149364246
>lost all of his KiB powers
KWAB!

Ruby will win btw, Maka isn't really that strong

>>149364171
I mean yeah, and Batman beats Superman and Thor
>>149364091
That is a funny wincon, if Thor were to drop Mjolner on Supes could he even do anything about it?

>>149364250
>he doesn't know

>>149364127
>SHITperman who scales below his cosmology which CHADmon DRILLED
>SHITor who scales below the First Firmament chains that Hulk broke who Godzilla will ATOMIZE
Yup yup yup

>FemSISSIES got GAPED so hard last thread they had to BEG for it to get deleted
KWAB

>MaleKEKS got RAPED so hard last thread they had to BEG for it to get deleted
KWAB

>>149363740
I have no idea where this 'h-he's not invulnerable to magic like everything else!' cope came from. He's weak to magic, straight up. It's like Kryptonite. If someone is attacking Superman with magic, he outright, explicitly becomes weaker BECAUSE it's magic. This has been said many, many times.

Sometimes he powers through, like he sometimes powers through Kryptonite. A lot of the time he doesn't.

>>149364127
No lies detected.

>>149364127
Just used my magic 8-Ball on this post, this reads as absolutely true.

H and T. All that matters.

>>149363473 (OP)
Mihawk >>>>>

>>149363881
>enchanted axe that cuts everyth-

>>149364135
>>149364150
Post your HERO not jobbing to Venom

>>149364300
>That is a funny wincon, if Thor were to drop Mjolner on Supes could he even do anything about it?
…fly out from under it, dumbass

>>149364445
GOLD
>>149364469
mold...

>>149364300
>That is a funny wincon, if Thor were to drop Mjolner on Supes could he even do anything about it?
Nah. He could only beg Thor to lift it.

>>149364469
GOLD!
>>149364445
Mold…

>>149364407
Just used my magic 8-ball on this post, this reads as absolutely true.

>>149364579
Reminder that Jason Aaron had Mjolnir disintegrate in the sun when Jane threw it into its surface in Mighty Thor 705

Superman could just melt Mjolnir with his solar radiation

>>149364407
No lies detected.

>>149364682
Kek. Superman's heat vision isn't even hotter than the sun. Someone already posted the scans.

>>149364682
Sun-sama is hotter than SHITperman's lasers.

The Shinto Myths tell of Gods who walked the Earth, doing great deeds for the mortals who believed in them. But Planet Vegeta isn’t real, and never was.

The Saiyans never soared in our skies, never stood with our heroes, never fought for kindness or justice. It was all just a story. Nobody’s coming to help us.

But somewhere in West City...a man is waking up.

A man with a scouter.

>Thorbros getting cockey
Thor's score against DC.
Thor's score against getting stabbed like a sissy bitch.
Thor's score against not being a powerless mortal.
Proclaim it.

>>149363784
Sentry...

>>149364578
mold...
>>149364666
mold...

>>149364548
>if stomach acid can kill you
ACIDCHADS...

>>149364809
>>149364548
No no NOOOOOOOO! IT KEEPS POPPING UP! I NEED YOU ACID RESISTANCE FEATS!

>>149364489
c-clearly batman doesn't know what he's talking about... r-right?

>>149364827
You're right, he doesn't!

Superman taking a beatdown from a 6D imp fueled entirely by magic while it was trying to kill him btw

>thorkeks
Reminder Thor's entire backstory was him having his memory wiped by Odin to become Donald Blake
Genuinely what is stopping Superman from tongue-kissing Thor to wipe his memory and insta win? Each clash of their tongues would leave Thor more and more helpless. You have NO counter to this.

>homoerotic fantasy out of NOWHERE
SuperFAGS...

i could knock out that imp with a single hit btw

>>149364849
Kratos...

>SHITgon SHIT
>HBOC

Post current Thor being able to beat Vegeta.

Oh wait, did I say Thor? I meant "Sigurd Jarlson" KEKAROO

>>149364837
Post that 6D imp destroying a mountain

>>149364809
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ACID!?!?! IT’S NOT FUNNY AND IT WILL NEVER BE FUNNY!! YOU MHAFAGS ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT INVINCIBLE IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOGSHIT MANGA!!! YOU’RE SO INSECURE ABOUT YOUR WEAK VERSE THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SHIT UP LIKE MARK BEING WEAK TO ACID OR POISON WITHOUT ANY PROOF! GO BACK TO /a/ WITH ALL THE OTHER MOUTHBREATHING RETARDS WHO EAT UP SLOP LIKE DRAGON BALL OR OTHER RETARDED SHIT THAT WEEBS CONSUME ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!!!!!!

The Norse Myths tell of Gods who walked the Earth, doing great deeds for the mortals who believed in them. But Asgard isn't real, and never was.

The Gods never soared in our skies, never stood with our heroes, never fought for kindness or justice. It was all just a story. Nobody's coming to help us.

But somewhere in the city... a man is waking up.

A man with a hammer.

>>149364898
Vegetabros ATTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKK!!!

>>149364898
FUARKKKKKKKKKK!!!

>>149364858
>his

>>149364913
>wins all her matches

>>149364890
>>149364816

HEED MY WORDS EVILDOERS
IF THOU DOST WISH TO CHALLENGE THE ODINSON, THOU WILL FACE THE DIVINE POWER OF MIGHTY MJOLNIR
NEVER SHALL THE GOD OF THUNDER RELENT

Thor jobbed.

>>149363486
You know, I'm noticing something. No Thor thread in the archives has been deleted. I think the gay Croatian Thorfag is a janny, or a mod, or is one of their friends and is a plant. In any event, Thorfag is not to be trusted.

>>149365133
...the people of Midgard CHEER in ADMIRATION.

>>149365136
K,b,c.

>>149365118
>Rogue victim

>>149365118
>SHILL battle
>OWNEDBYDC Battle

CapeKINO.

>>149365215
He WON!

>>149365237
... The unpopularity contest!

>>149365241
>Barbatos out of nowhere

>>149365241
...'s last place trophy!

>>149364300
He would simply negs it like he did Bizzaro

>>149364898
That sounds like the opening act for a 80s/90s anime OVA.
>that narration
>JAM Project music intensifies
https://youtu.be/FNq9RuIjSRE?si=sBFgk9gq9-q7_fEu

>These people who keep saying post X destroying a Y are fucking disingenuous
POST yourself kicking a puppy or else your sub-kitten level

>>149365270
Okay and I'll do it again

That's funny that Mina can overcome composite Woman's weakness

>>149365284
And then we are spoonfed lies like Bakugo being top 5 in the verse

I think it's cool Ewing is bringing back specifically Sigurd Jarlson as Thor's mortal form. I like Blake too but I think an interesting part of the Simonson run on Thor was seeing Thor in a human guise and showing a lot of his fundamental personality. He's not Clark Kent or anything, he's still at his core Thor, but Thor being charismatic and able to connect with anybody he meets is one of his best traits. It shows why he's so connected to Midgard specifically, and that continued into the Eric Masterson era.

>>149365311
The kids immediately figuring out his identity was also funny.

>>149363473 (OP)
I feel like pitting Kal El against anything is always stupid. He is Super-Man and in cannon will simply win. Because, he is Super-Man.

The mother fucker simply pulls the biggest ass-pulls all the time, because his power allows him to do so. He has no real limit to his power. And no true weakness.

>>149365326
Didn't read this post sorry, I saw that image and immediately began jacking off.

>>149365215
>Knull is alive
>Peter's new title is the "Prince of Steelsilk" which can be seen as a contrast to "King in Black"
>The current Spider-Man arc is about him becoming stronger since threats keep escalating
>pic related
Knull is the final boss of Spider-Man. You can't top beheading celestials and one-shotting Sentry.

>>149365341
Forgot pic related.

>>149365303
Sigurd is fucking sexy.

>>149365326
Yeah, that's why Death Battle keep making the same conclusion 3 separate occasions and Dragon Ball Tards rufuse and ALWAYS attribute it to bAd WrItInG.

FYI, raise your hand if you want a CONSTANT loser as your protagonist?

>>149365334
well, can't blame ya

>>149365353
ME ME ME I LOVE LOSING

>>149365326
>t. a DCfag who never read Thor comics
YWNBAW.

>>149365364
You know what's bad writing, getting a total stat multiplier, but still get hurt by someone with a vastly lower power level and normal weapon

>>149365215
Madoka's footstool
>>149365237
The contest to be Madoka's footstool

When will they do more team battles? Or even just organization battles.

>>149365326
>cannon
>ESL
Superman has lost plenty of times in his and team books.

>>149365379
They're rare because they're ridiculously expensive. The only reason Bowser vs Eggman happened as an army fight is because Moro is a machine who could easily make a million Mario and Sonic character model and the research was already done.

Who would be a good demon BITCH for my waifu to obliterate tho?

>>149365341
Get the little spider past Paul first before he can leech Eddie's sloppy seconds

Justice League vs Avengers

We ALL asked for it some way or another

>>149365395
>Flopleague vs billion box officevengers

>>149365387
There is nothing he cannot counter, by simply needing an ability to win.
If he is losing, he will simply win. There are enough comics of him doing feats that make him beyond the beings of the highest possible order.
And as you know Death Battle will always use his most insane feats every time.

>>149365395
Depends on the roster. JL roster is basically the same all the time.

>>149365303
Tom DeFalco's Thor isn't amazing but I like Masterson as a character. He's such a loser underdog.

>>149365400
Replace Hawkeye with Antman and it will be a pretty good fight

>>149365395
The problem is what roster you even use for both, but especially the Avengers

>>149365399
And he still jobs to current Thor. Glad we are on the same page.

>>149363635
You forgot one.

>>149365412
Look man, I love them both. I will never get over the whole "Gorr was right" bullshit.
And they made Kal El's son fuck men.
But I have no doubt that Super-Man will always come out on top without any plot to weaken him.

>>149365423
>loves anime
>only watches shonenSLOP
KWAB!

>>149365395
>No Hulk
>No Antman
>No Dr.Strange
Get rid of the mortals and add them

>>149365431
Thor is simply a perfect counter to him. Much more experienced with his entire arsenal countering Superman. After all, Thor is a GOD.

>>149365326
Gokek's a fucking jobber even in his own universe.
>Superman is le invincible with no weaknesses
DB is known for making out Supes to be stronger than he actually is, but he's still competent enough to beat the eternal jobber Gokek.
>Super-Man
Spoken like someone who knows nothing about the character. Supes can and has been defeated, but he isn't losing to a retard like Gokek.

>>149365395
The ideal seven for Avengers is Cap, Thor, Iron Man, Hulk, Strange, Antman, and Panther

>>149365448
Was Strange ever an Avenger?

>>149365441
>God
Thanks for the tip

>>149365334
Favourite character?

>>149365448
Strange is a Defender, it should be Wanda

>>149365455
>posts Thor victims
Many such cases.

>>149365448
If they want a chance against the League, he should join. There's also Sentry and Wolverine/Spider-Man, but you would have Cyborg, Fate, and Zatanna on the JL side

>>149365391
>Get the little spider past Paul first
The same Paul who gets no sex from MJ and is undergoing a humiliation ritual in ANV? KEK.
>Eddie's sloppy seconds
The symbiote is Peter's sloppy seconds, and to this day it still wants big Parker dick. Look at it fawning over Peter while Paul sits in his gamer cuck chair.

>>149365390
Alice Fateburn is here to fraudcheck your waifu.

>>149365471
WHO SAID THAT?!

>>149365441
The "God" term doesn't mean much at all in comic books.

>>149365460
If everybody is at their peak, is there anything stopping Wanda from team wiping half the JL frame one? Superman has resistances but I don’t think the others aside from Flash do.

>>149365466
Throw in Captain Marvel, She-Hulk, Blue Marvel, and Wonder Man there, but you'll have to add Shazam, Captain Atom, Power Girl, and Plastic Man which is overkill. I don't think the young avengers can cut it against the Titans which has firestorm, blue beetle, and fucking Raven

THE MORTALS NEED ME, FATHER. I RETURN TO MIDGARD AGAIN AND AGAIN BECAUSE THEIR WORLD IS SPAWNING DANGERS THAT MANKIND HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE. EVIL THAT WILL CONSUME THEM, UNLESS I AM THERE TO STOP IT.

>>149365476
>The fraud got a little bigger
Compensating for something, hmm? Shouldn't you hurry along before someone slices you into little cubes again?

>>149365452
He’s been on the team but he’s no strongly associated with them.
It’s one of the problems with Hulk as well, he’s associated with the Avengers cause of the MCU but he’s barely been on the team in the comics, the longest period he’s been with the team is on Hickman’s run.

>>149365482
Wonder Woman is inherently resistant and nigh immune to magic given her Godly physiology

>>149365498
Hulk was one of the founding Avengers, even if his tenure was short. He also appeared in a lot of spin-off Avengers teams like Savage Avengers and will appear in current New Avengers.

>>149365482
What's stopping Zatanna from doing the same except to all the avengers?

>>149365516
She's not crazy and is generally a good person

Batman and Superman would unironically solo the Avengers random encounter. They are team busters and have more team experience than any character EVER. Especially if you consider the Rebirth merge

>>149365524
Okay, but if we were operating under Death Battle rules and assumed that stuff like 'she's a good person, she wouldn't do that' doesn't apply?
C'mon, this is like arguing that the Justice League would lose because half their number has 'no-kill' rules, we're beyond this.

>>149365326
>retard who never read DC comics
Superman gets his ass handed to him all the time

>>149365535
I know just wanted to point out the main difference to why someone would draft Zatanna over Wanda

>>149365532
Thor victims.

>>149365543
Oh, okay, my mistake.

>>149365516
I’m pretty sure Wanda specifically has better existence erasing feats than Zatanna, she did it to the Phoenix Force and has feats for doing it on a wide scale of reality warping. Zatanna would have to defend the JL against it.

>>149365537
A lot less than Thor, Hulk, and Iron Man.

Thor died recently, Hulk died before Immortal, Iron Man was out of commission and became an AI

>>149365558
Hulk is still immortal and Thor can literally ressurect himself.

>>149365399
>There are enough comics of him doing feats that make him beyond the beings of the highest possible order.
Name 5.

>>149365467
You're right, I guess Spider-Kek can ask to borrow the symbiote from his wife's boyfriend's girlfriend then.

>>149363656
He can escape time freeze
>>149363840
This is Modru, a lord of chaos and specifically the precrisis LOSH version. Hes talkong about precisis events vs superboy. 1. Superman survives this attack with no damage. 2. The weakness being inarguable is debunked later when superboy prime (precrisis superboy) reveals magic no longer effects him. It was documented as a weakness in the past, it can be overcome.
>>149363836
Superman has a winning record vs Billy.

Superman recently beat the two beings that was the closest to killing him in the past. Darkseid and Doomsday were both AMPED by magic based being such as hellfire, time trapper, spectre, and a lot of the godsphere

>>149365458
Why are you asking him that when it's so obvious he likes classic Harley?

>>149365532
The President Luthor Saga is kino.

>>149365565
Via reincarnation like Hawkman (takes a long time) and the Leader controls the green door now

>>149365587
>and the Leader controls the green door now
Green door doesn't matter to Hulk right now

>>149365532
>a team where the only member who isn’t complete dogshit is John Stewart
Fucking Iron Man can walk all over most of this team. He’s already teabagged Captain Atom and stalemated Hal Jordan after all.

>>149365592
It does if he's atominized. Also Doomsday won against Hulk and this is what Superman did to an evolved post hell doomsday

>>149365558
>A lot less than Thor, Hulk, and Iron Man
TBF, Marvel hates their own characters more than DC does.

>>149365599
>this is what Superman done
…made him bleed a little? While Doomsday didn’t even treat him seriously the whole fight? Get out of here.

>>149365572
>Spider-kek
He's had more sex than MJ and Paul.
>MJ tries to hide thay she's Venom from Paul
>But she's going to tell Peter in AMS
Not only is MJ's relationship with Paul sexless, but she doesn't trust the vegan faggot either.

>>149365576
He’s not beaten either Darkseid or Doomsday recently. In fact, it was made very clear that Doomsday would have killed him and everyone around him of Parasite didn’t drain him in time, and the last time Darkseid faced Superman he no sold and one-shot TWO Supes and then obliterated the rest of the league with zero difficulty.

>>149365610
Doomsday wanted to do Rorschach and die by Superman's hand to evolve to further. Are you fucking stupid or did you didn't read it all

ENOUGH, ENTER BATGOD.

>>149365627
And Superman could not deliver that. Superman almost got rekt by the present version of Doomsday in the same fucking arc.

>>149365623
Nah, Superman didn't have a torn or scratch on him

>>149365632
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!

>>149365635
>>149365636
>Superman-Sama, I'm not familiar with your game, I'm sorry
Now place him stasis

>>149365635
Yes, we know. "Superman is le limitless. Its not fiar" is just COPE made by DragonBallfags who suffer from shonen brainrot. And not even the good kind of shonen like City Hunter.
>Draw Superman
>Give him a gun
It works.

>>149365638
>AAIIIIEEEEEE BATGOD SAVE ME
My hero is your hero's hero. Now SIT!

>>149365636
>conviniently skips the part where Parasite saved Superman’s ass while he was getting overpowered and EXPLICITLY drained just enough from Doomsday for Superman to be able to prevail
Superfags aren’t sending their best

>>149365650
That's NOT my FUARKING HERO, Superboy Prime!!

>>149365656
>jobs to BatGOD Negro
KEKY POW!

>>149365659
>doesn't let piss stop him from saving the day
A true HERO

>>149365614
>Peter ParCOPE

>>149365674
>Mad Batman Who Keks BEG for his LIFE, ruined his plans, then got a happy ending with his waifu

Yup yup YUP, Prime won.

yo

>>149365650
Post the whole thing

>>149365326
>>149365360
Must stay strong, everyone in heaven is watching me.

>mega man gets all of his weapons
>so do all the other mega men
>nearly every sonic character gets all the chaos emeralds
>james bond gets every gadget and his car too because fuck you
>batgos still has to follow muh standard equipment rules
Why?

>>149365680
>Becomes the punching bag of Marvel after Wells "left"

PETER PETER I NEEEEEEEED TO LEECH OFF YOUR FUTURE KNULL SCALING PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DEKU WILL RAPE ME IN OUR FIGHT PETER HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP

Superman (FORBES:Own by Chinese) doubter lost. Superman dials up to 11

>>149365723
>Post the whole thing
You mean BatGOD using his Final BAT-SCHOLAR-KING CHADMOR to REARRANGE the Suns to save SUPERMAN'S FUARKING LIFE and prove a point to the PLANET LEVEL World Forger? THAT comic?

>>149365753
Because all those other characters are worthless without those powers or objects.

I kneel

>>149365774
will Job to Batman part 2 and Spider-Man Brand New Day

This is such a no-brainer match-up. Why does no one bring it up?

>>149365775
>Thorfag hiding behind my best friend
You are as obvious as hiding Kryptonite in a lead rectal canister

Did someone say anal?

HULK SMASH

>>149364135
Do... do writers forget Superman has heat vision and freeze breath?

>>149363473 (OP)
Who will win, Battle Beast (Invincible) vs all of the four horsemen (Chainsaw Man)

>>149365774
>jobbing to Jurassic world in LATAM, Europe and Asia
Kek.

>>149365864
>Muslim Land and New Dehdi
I don't care

>>149365835
Just you, Hulkbro.

MHA is dimeless.

Post a MHA death battle with less than 3m views

>>149365820
Are there any teams who can defeat Batman and Superman? I'm not talking about normal Batman and normal Superman. I'm not even talking about a Batman who has given up his "no kill" rule when the fate of the universe is at stake and there are no other options left. I'm talking about a Batman who has cleared all his mental blocks and has physical stats equal to that of a metahuman. I'm talking about a Batman who has lifted his self-imposed ban on magic to help cover one of Superman's weaknesses. I'm talking about a Batman who is ready to use his Son Box and Hellbat Armor along with his many gadgets that can fold space-time along with an army of super-robots that can match his fighting abilities and solo the rest of the Justice League. Heh, I'm not even talking about a Superman who holds back. I'm not even talking about a Superman who's decided to go "all-out" which means he'll only use heat vision and punches. No, I'm talking about a truly serious Superman who will use ALL of his powers. A Superman who will use kryptonian martial arts along with all the combat training from his best friend Batman. I'm talking about a Superman who will use his true top tier powers like phasing,space-time bending and Super Flare. A Superman who will do a Dempsey Roll with nothing but infinite mass punches. Together they scale above the rest of the Justice League and every other League of Villains and Heroes in DC.

Name one team who can beat Batman and Superman. I'm waiting.

>>149365820
>Thor victims
Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

>>149365839
>he doesn't know that Tom's in hot water after how he fumbled X-Men
He'll be the next to go after Wells.

>I keep asking for mountain busting feats
>Still ni mountain busting feats
POST YOUR HERO DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN. IF YOUR HERO CAN'T DESTROY A MOUNTAIN, THEN HE'S SHIT.

>>149365908
They look like fags.

>>149365932
>HOMOlk
See? >>149365835

>>149365932
How can your hero crush an egg if he can't move dimes?

>>149365932
BASEDulk the CHUD.

>>149365376
Well tails have always been less durable than other bodyparts in Dragon Ball. Puar cut off Goku's tail bybjust turning into a goant pair of scissors.

>>149365869
…but enough about USA and Canada

>>149365444
Do you even know what jobbing is?

>>149365929
My HERO... cant even break a wall...

>>149365553
They're pretty comparable, what puts Zatanna over Wanda in my book is she's far smarter and actually capable of keeping her head as opposed to Wanda who's sperging out at the slightest provocation

>>149365947
Every Hulk episode made big BUCKS!!!

>>149365991
TRVKE, Hulk brought in significantly more viewers than a certain Asgardian he's compared to.

>>149366001
Stop it. Thorbro is Hulkbro's friend.

Hello Friends.

>>149366022
You aren't him.

>>149366010
Thor isn't as good a friend of Hulk as Beta Ray Bill. BRB just has so much more history with Hulk as a founding member of the Avengers while Jane Foster came out of nowhere years later.

>>149366001
>thor vs raiden: 9.8m views
>hulk vs doomsday: 13m views
>thor vs wonder woman: 6.4m views
>hulk vs broly: 10m views
>thor vs bejita: 6m views
And if Hulk vs Godzilla is good it will surpass Thor vs Bejita

>>149366064
No way. Hulkzilla will be abnormally lucky to match Thorgeta.

>Hulk
You mean the guy who lost to CHADsday.

>>149366033
I am.
>>149366085
And WEAKSday lost to Superman.

>KEKsday
>owned by DC at the time
>team using real life science to limit the Hulk

>>149366093
>GODsday fought against the most powerful man in fiction
SISSYulk could never do that.

>Sparking Zero fags getting ganked by Raging blast fags and DBFZ fags in 2 separate threads
Sparking Zero fags are apes who dwell in Discord all day, and those are the same types of sub-humans who were unironically hyped for Jump Force and can only play Naruto Storm games. Raging Blast and FighterZ have more complicated xombos than fucking Sparking Zero which was made for mongrels who play Naruto Storm and watch Dragon Ball Super. That's why they made vanishes and super counters easier. Because these freaks are afraid of acknowledging mistakes and eating combos. They need ab easy combo escape button like substitutions in Naruto Storm. They don't know how to be held accountable for their mistakes and refuse to learn which also explains why Sparking Zero is plagued with as much rage quitter as Naruto Storm or any other modern arena fighter.

>>149366108
GODulk already fought Thor and Sentry.

>>149365932
>unironic homophobia
I have had e-FUCKING-nough of your BULLSHIT, Hulk. It’s time to end this.

Doomsday still won against JOBulk, no matter how much Hulksissies want to cry about it.

>>149365804
reimu after stomping too hard someone who tried to solo her verse

>>149365804
Reimu after she realises she was too rude in asking Doctor Strange to mentor her.

>>149365838
>ehm why did they forget that superman can shoot a mini-superman from his chest are the writers stupid?!?

>>149366127
>that filename
You aren't HIM!

>>149366161
he's not even pointing in that pic

>>149365908
All ot takes is a Cowboy and a native Americna to kill these jobbers.

>>149366188
>Superman jobs to bullets
KWAB

How would Death Battle justify either outcome in Hulk vs Godzilla? I'm guessing that their reasoning for Godzilla winning would be something along the lines of
>hulk has better stats but dies to the fanfic anger limit before he figures out a way to permanently kill Ultima

>>149366180
Hulkbros are not exactly smartest posters here.

>>149366188
>hates the World’s Finest
>ESL brownoid
Perhaps the only more iconic combo than Batman and Superman.

Wonder wonder GAPES Thror, btw

>WonderTRANNY
>IESLB
Keky.

Why does Spider-Man draw more dimes in cinemas than Batman and Superman?

>>149366196
I wonder if they’ll actually go for the Banner solving the equation wincon.

>>149366143
Who could be so weak they couldn’t beat a verse that only flies and shoots slow bullets? Maybe KEKsura…

>Wonder wonder
>Thror
BROWNder Woman....

>>149366221
he would not fucking do that

>>149366233
Oops, i meant KEKtos.

>>149366229
His fans have lower standards. Doesn’t matter how hard he gets KEKED, HUMILIATED and HUMBLED, Spider-Cucks will ALWAYS support it, even if their “hero” is being replaced by Miles Morales.

Who's winning this? Can Jack show Sam a good time?

>>149366221
ok this is an obvious false flag, there’s only like one Wonder Woman poster in these threads, but it’s so obvious a false flag I wonder if it’s even a thorbro typing it.

>>149366247
>KINGtos out of NOWHERE
KEKsuras, the most buckbroken failures since Alucopes.

>>149366113
Bro, this is a Death Battle thread.

>>149366106
What incarnation of Hulk are we on now? Because this doesn't come across as the childmind one.

>>149365908
Venom.
>b-but
Venom.

>>149366270
Green Scar is in charge now.

>>149366251
Sam beats Jack handedly. High frequency blade makes it pretty much impossible for Jack to clash with Sam without losing his sword.

>>149366251
MGR can get some really stupid levels of speed thanks to Blade Mode scaling against the water drops in the Monsoon fight, but if you're going for more grounded numbers I think Jack could at least keep up with his own waterdrop feat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fpXACbJ18
But Jack absolutely can't win a clash with Sam, the strength difference and the HF blade would go right through him.

>Atreus... Atreus come here boy...
*spits up some blood*
>Oh there you are, my wife's son, my precious boy...
>I did it... I finally managed to defeat that pesky Ashura...
>Kratos... that was...
>That was just a random indian man from Delhi...

Soon.....

>hulkkeks getting uppity
Hulk? Will be erased by a single blast from Godzilla’s atomic breath.
Bruce CHADnner? Will solve Godzilla Ultima as effortlessly as solving 2+2.

>>149366233
no, that's the contest of the panel, i wasn't making a joke

Reminder that Deku DUCKED a well-timed rematch cause he'd get annihilated even harder than last time.

>>149366274
>SMILLING

>Hulk once somehow jobbed to a snake
>Godzilla has a sperm cell form where he looks like a snake
is this Godzilla's wincon?

Would this be another L for dragonball?

>>149366153
Heat vision and freezing breath are two of his iconic powers though?

BEHEMOTHzilla the MASSIVE
UNSCATHEDzilla the IMPERVIOUS
NUKEzilla the CATACLYSMIC
WISEzilla the ENLIGHTENED
MONSTERzilla the INDOMITABLE
ADAPTABLEzilla the MULTIFORM
CELEBRITYzilla the BELOVED
VASTzilla the UNFATHOMABLE

>>149366360
reminder that NO ONE is watching or reading Black Clover anymore

>>149366410
forgot pic

>>149366417
>anymore
Never was.

>>149366417
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln_imebEmAQ
>6 days, 3.3m views, about to get 17 bonus illustrations (including by all the old big 3 no less) and 3 chapters dropped at once
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz37nGym3OQ
>3 weeks ago, can barely crack over a million
kekkypoopy

Every character posted in these threads probably gets no diffed by some retarded visual/light novel Gary sue

>>149366438
>mentioning MHA out of nowhere
rent free?
also, Asta has no resistance to Acid so... Mina wins.

>>149366443
Xianxiachads where we at?

>>149366463
jobbing in the court

>>149366473
>posting a black clover fan

Death Battle hall of jobbers
>Goku
>Batman
>Vader
>Hulk
Soon to be inducted
>Deku or Miles

>>149366498
I forgot
>Lex Luthor

>>149366429
?

>>149366292
I dont think the High Frequency blade could cut through Jack's godly enchanted sword. But I dont think Jack could handle the vibrations on his hands and arms.

>>149366360
Why on Earth would you do a rematch? Does Asta not have better match ups?

>>149366519
The main issue is that Sam could hold off Raiden with his powered suit and robot arm in clashes, so you could reasonably say that Raiden's metal gear tossing feats would be something he roughly scales to. Even if they clashed, Sam would just ragdoll him.

Black Clover seemingly only exists in relation to MHA

Who would be a good opponent for Musashi from the Bakiverse?
Blade maybe?

>>149366473
>Im gonna kill you, boy.

>>149366545
I completely agree, Jack would have to be smart in this fight because his sword would be able to fuck Sam up if he hits him with it. Jack does halve shit like blending into light and other nonsense. Honestly this seems like a rewlly good fight. Sam seems like someone Samurai Jack would actuslly fight in his series.

>>149366399
Well duh. Autistic cosmology scaling is literally all Digimon has as a franchise at this point.

>>149366547
Because it lives rent free in the fans heads and I’m not even a hater

>>149366542
>Both series ended or are ending
>Original DB sucks ass
>Without trying to pump the numbers they should exist roughly in the same ballpark (unlike miles)
>Asta has a few other matches that kinda work like Mash or Melodias but Deku has to get stomped or go shopping for street tiers

>>149366580
I mean if you scale Spin to Peter and take Firelord's small planet busting feat seriously Spin scales reasonably to Deku.

>>149365977
He's just mindbroken over anime for some reason. Ler him be

>>149366592
Show Miles consistently destroying mountains

>>149366602
I dont think Death Battle is looking for consistency. Look at the mess with Kratos vs Asura. Spin scales to Peter who scales to Firelord who's stated to be able to blow up a small planet. Pretty much just downplaying Spin if you ignore the Firelord shit. Makes Deku look bad. Like he really cant beat Spin if Soin had Firelord scaling? Kinda pathetic.

>>149366188
Kek comics are so silly, Batman and Superman getting pistol whipped by random natives…. Who comes up with this shit?

>>149366580
>Deku has to get stomped or go shopping for street tiers
Huh? Deku is literally stronger than prime All-Might when he was at his best.
Deku is a city buster at minimum.

>>149366628
deku couldn't even beat All for One's bitchboy scrappy doo. Prime All Might bitchsmacks that soiboy

Deku could cry enough it would drown All Might in his tears. That makes him stronger

>>149366623
Death Battle mildly cares about consistency. They don't want to overwank anyone at risk of them being unusable in future episodes (if they have ideas planned for it).

>>149366638
Shigaraki and Deku are both superior to their mentors by the EoS.
And Deku straight up killed Shigaraki.

>>149366646
I dont think its overwank to scale Spin to Peter who beat Firelord. Pretty straightforward scsling if you ask me. Firelord isnt even a particularly powerful character in Marvel. Just has a random feature of blowing up something he stated to be the size of a small planet. (Art made it look smaller but im assuming the written had something larger in mind)

>>149364069
Hey anon, sorry for being gone for a bit, I've been real busy with work and training so it's often been right to bed after getting home. I'll get back to any requests after I get home from work tonight.

>>149366655
Deku got beat up by shigaraki, couldn't do jack shit to defeat him, and needed to literally sacrifice the quirk so the vestiges could hopefully beat him. Then even that didn't work and only nerfed his healing factor, and Deku still needed the entire school year to beat him without a healing fator.
Shigaraki also had barely had the quirk for a day and didn't know how to use it properly. Also was confirmed to be far dumber and worse at using it than All for One and a crybaby beta just like Deku. Also had to have his quirk nerfed supremely by Stars and Stripes for deku to stand a chance.

All Might oneshotted the real alpha All for One fair and square. CRYINGBITCHku needed his entire school year, and to literally kill off the most important quirk in the world + kill off the avatar state like Korra to stand a chance against a nerfed crybaby Scrappy Doo version of All for One.

>>149366689
Cope, the students always surpass the Mentor in shonen.
OFA only existed as a counter balance to AFO anyways.

>>149366689
and don't forget Erasorhead.
Deku also needed two different quirk erasers at the same time to nerf Shiggy even further and STILL couldn't beat Shiggy.

>>149366689
All Might has a superior body though right? I dont think Deku would realistically do anything to match All Might in his prime physically because All Might just has a better base body. Hes like 10 feet tall for fucks sakes. How is that even a fair comparison. Compare yourself to Andre the Giant and you'll see how silly that is. Some people are just built different.

>>149366360
Asta would be a better match for FSN Archer tho

>>149366697
except in mha, where Deku the spoiled crybaby bitch never surpasses anyone and just gets handed everything in life including O MY NINE to even hope to compare to Chad All Might (and fail anyway). Deku even admitted Mirio should have been the successor, but Mirio refused because he said Deku would be a loser without his nepo handout kek

>>149366706
OFA gets stronger with every new user.
And Deku is the only person whose been able to use not only the physical power of OFA, but all the quirks of the former users too.

>>149366689
Spider KEK still gets ONE SHOTTED by everyone mentioned in this post

>>149366718
lol no homo

>>149366716
Because Deku was the only person who the plot handed them to. Noone else had access to them.
And Deku needed them all to even simulate being as strong as Prime All Might. But was still way weaker even when handed 9 EXTRA QUIRKS

>>149366725
>way weaker
Except he wasn't.

>>149366661
Miles doesn't scale to Peter, though.

>>149366709
Archer is for Hakumen

>>149366733
Except he was. Couldn't even beat a nerfed Shiggy

Deku was handed everything, and achieved nothing, then destroyed the legacy out of weakness

>>149366462
You got BTFO, fag lol

>>149366275
Jack's sword is divine. I dont think HF will work on it and it will just come down to a straight sword fight which Jack wins

Horikoshi, lend me 9 Extra Quirks, Stars and Stripes halving the number of quirks he has, Two different Quirk Erasors getting rid of every non-mutation quirk he has, every single past user sacrificing their souls to remove his healing factor, and every single classmate in my year fighting him once the original user who actually knows how to use the quirk properly possesses him...this is BASE SCRAPPY DOO i'm up against!

>>149366221
No lies detected.

>>149366763
Okay, the sword won't break but theres no reason it still wouldnt violently vibrate in Jack's hand. Jack cant clash with Sam without getting vibrated. I think it'll come down to Jack playing to his other skills to take Sam down. I do think either character could win this fight. Jack's sword should cut through Sam like butter while Sam's sword would obviously fuck Jack up and Sam is way fucking stronger than Jack with relatively similar speeds.

>can use 120% of OFA
puts him above even Prime AM
>handed everything
All Might was looking for someone worthy of OFA, and once he saw Deku try to save Bakugo despite being powerless, he knew Deku was worthy.
>having to nerf Shiggy to win
This simply proves that Shiggy was FAR stronger than even prime AFO, and stronger than prime AM, since Deku, who is stronger than prime AM, needed all that to win.
>destroyed the legacy out of weakness
The Legacy was only ever meant to last long enough to destroy AFO. AFO was destroyed, so OFA no longer needed to exist.
full power Shiggy>full power Deku>=nerfed Shiggy>prime AM>=prime AFO

>>149366022
>FRAUDyonder
Just another FODDER for Hal Jordan!

>>149366628
What he meant was that Deku often gets stomped or stomps

>>149366798
Oh, well that's the same for a lot of characters.

>>149366786
Shiggy had less quirks to begin with than Prime All for One, who had lost many by the end of the series. He also didn't know how to use any of them to the point even Mirio was handling him, and which is why he became far stronger once Prime All for One possessed him.
Shiggy has less quirks than AFO, didn't know how to use them properly, and that whole time was a crying screeching mess blubbering about his daddy like a spastic. THEN he got nerfed. Decuck needs to be handed everything and needs assistance to even beat this weakling, who Prime All Might would've oneshot

>>149366709
>>149366739
Seeing Hakumen's hax negation in DB would be pretty cool.

>>149366738
But he does, or at least that's what Marvel has been trying to do in comics, games and cartoons

Should anti feats be ignored?

>>149366830
a lot of anti-feats are either plot induced stupidity or the writer not having a sense of scale/not caring, so it really just depends on how common the anti-feats are

>>149366767
Didn't read. Asta killed a 5 headed dragon that's larger than a mountain range and it destroyed a mountain with one blast. Post Deku destroying a mountain, NOW.

>>149366623
what was the size of that small planet?

The Shinto Myths tell of Gods who walked the Earth, doing great deeds for the mortals who believed in them. But Gensokyo isn't real, and never was.

The incident solvers never soared in our skies, never stood with our heroes, never fought for kindness or justice. It was all just a story. Nobody's coming to help us.

But somewhere in Japan... a woman is waking up.

A woman with a gohei.

>>149364127
Kek, based, canon.

>>149366830
Only if they are not relevant to the story
There's a difference between Asta doing this >>149366856 and later stumbling with a rock and hurting his forehead because he fell face down
And the story later on stating that (for example) Asta has a weakness to X material or a mayor Villain is strong enough to kill him despite never showcasing feats as big as Asta's

>>149366856
i...i can post deku needing to sacrifice his entire handed-down quirk to beat a highly nerfed, unqualified, learning disabled, bad fighter downgrade of an enemy that All Might could trounce. Does that count??? Their fight damaged at least a couple small houses...

>RESHAPE IT ALL IN MY OWN IMAGE
>TEAR IT DOWN AND BUILD IT UP AGAIN
>SMASHING THROUGH YOUR SHELL, SO FRAGILE
>BRUTE FORCE WILL ALWAYS WIN

>>149366767
y-you don't get it, shiggy was stronger than AFO by a factor of a billion! deku is totally far stronger than all might, because... because uh... ehm it's usually like that in shounen so it must be the case here too!!!

>>149366914
KEK
this is your "final boss" mhabros?

>>149366819
And Peter keeps surpassing him, in every way.
Miles does not scale to Peter.

Who'd win in a boxing match, Bardock or Jor-El?

>>149366914
>>149366930
Where did it go so wrong for shounen?

The H(ulk).
The R(ick Jones).
The T(hunderbolt Ross).

Nothing. Else. Matters.

>>149366968
Jor-El scales to Superman.
Bardock doesn't even scale to Goku.
Superman >>>>>> Goku
Therefore Jor-El wins, handily.

>>149366979
That's not Hulk, that's Cosmic Hulk robot you fucking secondary

SUPERMAN AND KINGTOS SAY I'M A REALLY GOOD BOY!!

>>149366830
It depends on where you think a character is.
If a character visibly destroys a planet and then gets hurt by a rock in the next scene, you can probably ignore the antifeat.
If your character is outerniggaversal because he scales to a guy who scales to a guy who scales to a guy who with flowery language "threatened all planes of creation" yet struggles to lift trucks then there's obviously something wrong.

>>149366998
>That's not [HULK], that's [HULK]

>>149367017
>that's not [Hulk], that's a [robot knockoff]
yes

If Death Battle did Omni-Man vs Superman this season or even next, it'd be so fucking huge.

>>149367031
...and by "it" I mean their bulges

>>149366968
Jor-El because Bardock would probably break the rules of boxing on accident.

>>149367041
...and by 'bulges' I mean the bank made on advertising and views, and also their packages.

Omni-man gets turbo-raped by Superman though?

>>149367031
...ly boring and disappointing.

>>149366916
Hm... suddenly i want to suck big veiny cocks now

>>149367078
...to fat brown turdies on hrt.

>>149367093
Reimu...

>>149367064
So it's like Omnilander, only bigger.

>>149367064
No sun disc?

>>149366830
If anti feats weren't ignored comic characters would job all the time to anyone

>>149367154
sun disc doesn't mean shit lmao

I am...... my verse's greatest singer.

>>149367154
No World Forger?

>>149367192
Johnny Storm...

>>149367192
Fucking Minmay...

>Politely ask for mountain busting feats
>Anons continue to post shitters like DEKUCK who have ZERO MOUNTAIN BUSTING FEATS
At least the Hulk has mountain busting feats. Your hero is trash is he can't destroy a mountain. That is the law of /dbg/.

>>149367192
Kyoka Jirou...

WATCH ME
HERE I GO!
WATCH ME
I NEVER SAY NO!

>>149367093
/dbg/ anon...

>>149367103
See >>149366979
Why would brownies be on H(ulk), R(ick Jones) and T(hunderbolt Ross)?

>>149367258
>fight Sonic effortlessly wins

Post Sonic and Goku destroying a mountain

>>149367031
>one-shot a guy that accidentally created an infinite multiverse as a side-effect of fighting
both job to composite Homelander

>>149367258
>fight Goku effortlessly loses
Peroxide bros... we'll have our king soon...

>>149367281
DBZ is one of the few series where linear scaling works well since most of the powers are just 'bigger ki blast' or 'faster/stronger martial arts'
and since early DBZ Piccolo can destroy the moon casually, that means Goku, who is stronger than early DBZ Piccolo, can easily destroy as mountain

>>149367286
>composite WEAKlander
RAPEDlander is a literal Yujiro rape victim.

>>149367291
>he didn't post a feat
Show me Goku destroying a mountain, now.

>>149367281
Mountains are sacred. Our HEROES would never.

>>149367307
>GAYjiro
Elder victim btw. Post Yujiro tanking a nuke.

>>149365645
City hunter is unironically way better than most capeshit

>>149367307
aren't the best things both of them have in canon are statements of nukes being unable to kill them?

FACT:
if your series is banned by GDQ then they're beyond speed

>>149367307
Yujiro is for Edajima Heihachi

>>149367178
>>149367193
Omni-Man destroys superjob, cope

>sodomy in the halls
Adult Kenichi would win a 2v1 against Yujiro and Baki.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXVymSm7SPI&t=35s
BEAST.

>>149367376
that'd be pretty based
>>149367378
JOBni-man cant even destroy a planet on his own, and got cut in half by Thragg(who Superman also RAPES) with zero effort.

When are we getting the next actually good CHADnime/CHADnga fight? I like Maka but her matchup is pretty meh.

Fact: CHADvincible is undefeated against Dragon spics and DCucks.

>>149365908
Team 7

>>149367401
SHITvincible jobs to Mina since viltrumites have no acid resistance
hell, kratos has no acid resistance either

>>149367399
You mean anime vs anime or just anime vs anything?

>>149367422
>Hiding behind acid
Lmao supercucks have sunk that low?

>>149367399
I hope you like Eren vs Ken, Denji vs Yuji, Monokuma vs Korosensei and Ash vs Yugi because that's probably what we're getting.

>>149367425
Anime vs anything.

>>149367432
Superman doesn't need acid since he can just beat WEAKvincible or any viltrumite to death easily.
Hell, he could just drag them into the sun and melt them.

>>149367399
Ash vs Yugi

>>149366968
Not even close

>>149367399
I don't know. When are we getting Yugi vs Ash? A battle between two CHAMPIONS is going to be a lot more interesting than the KEK BOWL between Deku and Miles. It seemed like the cuck jokes were never ending for Simon vs Kyle, but it's been quiet for Deku vs Miles.

>>149367432
SuperCHAD doesn't need to hide from acid, he TANKS it. Unlike KWABni-Man, who has zero resistance to simple hydrogen compounds.

>>149367313
Here's him catching a landmass thrown by Frieza.

>>149367449
>>149367437
>>149367456
>Ash vs Yugi
I quite like that matchup so I will be waiting.

>>149367373
what're the reasons for these bans? harry potter is obviously because the author is le evil

Superman is acid proof

Using the height of Mount Fuji (3776 meters). It would give us that Izuku's shock wave has a length of 22656 meters and a diameter of 11328 meters.

The attack looks like a half of cylinder so I'll calculate it normally for what it is and divide it by 2 to get its total volume.


2283387388591.3/2 = 1.1416937e+12 m3.

As stated above, the attack gouge out the land and blow it away. So I will calculate the mass of the earth blow it by the attack.

Rocks and earth have a density of 2700 kg/m^3

1.1416937e+12 x 2700 = 3.082573e+15 kg

The attack was so fast that Shigaraki couldn't dodge it and took the attack at point blank range, so I will say that the attack traveled 1 second towards Shigaraki as a lowball.

22656 / 1 = 22656 m/s or Mach 66.

Conclusion:

New Izuku’s Delaware Smash: 7.9113363060326E+23 Joules or 189 Teratons of TNT (Large Country Level).

>>149367373
>Ion Fury
BASED

>>149367487
SHITvincible bros?

>>149367399
Out of the planned ones, Ash vs Yugi has potential

>>149367491
>attack hits the ground
>In japan
>clearly doesn't destroy the entire country, which isn't a large country
how is it large country then

>>149367480
Who should Shinobu fight if she ever appeared in death battle?

>>149367541
Muh energy output

>>149367532
By feats Tai would break his arm trying to punch Ash like he did to Red btw

>>149367542
Jenny Wakeman

Soon.....

I just checked VSBW (CHADBW) and GODmineko characters are all back at High 1-A.
Yup yup.

>VSBW
Leave!

>>149365778
Mega still has his mountain lifting feat

>>149367615
Look at that triceps and biceps. I wonder how big his cock is?

>>149367484
>Adults Only
porn is a no no
>Prohibited on Twitch
show is on Twitch
>Air Control
copyright
>America's Most Wanted
Americans hate Americans
>Barkley, Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden
multiple viewers witnessing the Chaos Dunk has a high change of the Chaos Dunk breaching out of fiction to the real world
>FNAF At Freddie's
the cast transcend physics and time making it so speedrunning the game is impossible as all the times would be the same
>Frog Fractions
bug porn
>God of War (2005)
Kratos is so power is forced the player to watch him have sex
>Harry's Potter
muggles hate it
>Huniepop
it's porn
>Ion Fury
too based
>Kurovadis and eroico
porn
>Nate's High School
too based
>Rocko's Modern Quest
rape

>>149367541
AP=\=DC
Learn how to powerscale please

>>149367609
>High 1-A
Let me guess, full of statements

>>149367192
Kasodani Kyoko...

>>149367609
aren't they going to upgrade Batkek to High 1-A+?

>>149366880
The smallest known planet is Kepler-37b. which is smaller than Mercury and about the size of our moon.

>>149367646
>is so power
oh dumb ol me

You can't proof that Kratos or any characters in Invincible are weak to acid.

>>149367379
>Only Nuke level

Pshaw

ENTER

>>149367697
What the fuck. Aunt May solos fiction

>>149367697
Yes, GOD May solos fiction. There's a reason we don't bring her up around here cause that would be a boring fight.

>>149367437
>Eren vs Ken
This seems like a spite match set-up by someone who hates AoT. Ken could speed blitz Eren. The shitposting might be interesting since Ken got laid and Eren is the one guy who's a bigger cuck than Deku.
>Denji vs Yuji
Meh, this would boil down to DE vs Pochita.
>Monokuma vs Korosensei
Isn't Korosensei able to destroy the planet? This seems like a mismatch like Kaneki vs Eren.
>Ash vs Yugi
Literally the only interesting one. Ash himself is a bruiser and is shown to be acrobatic near the end of his series. Atem on the other hand doesn't have much in terms of physicals, but he has hax and magic. If it's anime Atem, then Ash's strength is nulled by Atem's forcefield which blocked a flamethrower and he might have super strength to a degree since he can jump really high. So both fighters should be able to defend themselves from each other's monsters. As for their monsters, Yugi has Horakthy whereas Solgaleo is officially treated as part of Ash's team. But even Ash has several mons that have fought with or won against legendaries. Yugi has his gods and Mahad.

It feels like Ash vs Yugi will be a close fight. Maybe Denji vs Yuji too.

>>149367669
He already is.

>>149367690
don't the Norse games have the frog guys that spit out acid and Kratos can survive those shots just fine?

>>149367647
That's fucking retarded, Anon. If that much energy were to be released in Japan it would absolutely wreck the country. AP is just cope from powerscalers having no answer to the common sense question of "shouldn't the planet be destroyed from all the battles Goku has on it?"

>>149367491
Powerscaler math is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. Did the artist depict that flashy attack destroying a mountain? No? CHADsta still wins.

>>149367756
Wish it was Yugi vs Tai.

Post your finest Slander, regardless of character

>>149367762
no Batkek is currently just regular High 1-A instead of High 1-A+

>>149367808
Plastic Man bros….

>>149367756
>Atem's forcefield which blocked a flamethrower
If we go by their powers it seems that Ash can see weak points in unnatural stuff.

Honestly if they go by high end lore Yugi wins, if they go by on-screen feats Ash wins and if they go high end lore for both it would be pretty damn close to really know

>>149367802
>Did the artist depict that flashy attack destroying a mountain?
ENTER

>>149367808
If Goku could actually do all of that he could beat Superman lol.

>>149367840
This Attack would unironically kill Goku

>>149367848
Broly who’s just fuck his shit up

>BARK BARK BARK BARK!
>Calm down Boy. You're no longer a monster.

>>149367808
Marvel makes their own slander against themselves

>>149367803
Tai vs Tyson makes more sense desu. Yugi and Ash have a roster of monsters and fight by outskilling their opponents. Tyson and Tai each have one monster who overpowers their opponents. The big four are pretty cool.

>>149367802
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WXVymSm7SPI&t=35s&pp=2AEjkAIB

>>149367867
Was this really the main Spider-Man, or just some alt timeline BS?

>>149367883
Of course it's not main Spidey. It's the zombies one. Everyone dies.

>>149367883
Alt universe in Marvel Zombies if I'm not mistaken
Still, the fact that someone at marvel actually got to draw this is beyond crazy...

>>149367756
Yuji’s Domain doesn’t seem to really do anything

>>149367803
Tai vs Yugi only makes sense if it's manga Tai.

>>149367801
damn this guy solos the Invincibleverse?

>>149365471
>>149365495
COPElice…

>>149365623
>it was made very clear that Doomsday would have killed him and everyone around him of
Clark told Rudy "that's enough" because he was scared doomsday was gonna kill rudy, which he did. The "very clear part" was the draining let them inject the downed doomsday to keep him asleep. It was also "very clear" that superman getting angry at rudy's death made him stronger and he was trashing doomsday so bad people had to pull him off. Time Trapper doomsday later admits superman wants to damage him minimally so that he doesn't adapt as strong. Which supports the interpretation that parasite's draining was just for the dream serum and superman getting angry is what actually put him down. In fact, the fight was planned by Time Trapper doomsday to give him the last adaption to overcome the Prescence which would encourage superman to hold back (again, until Rudy's death).
Lastly, even if we take your interpretation as totally true and the full story, as >>149365636
points out, this king of hell doomsday that scared the first of the fallen enough to loan his warn on heaven suit to supergirl was only able to bruise superman before rudy showed up.

>>149367326
True.

>>149367399
Raoh vs Akuma would be cool for a proper martial arts themed fight, regardless of who wins.

>>149367912
Would be a soft composite for both just to make it fun.

>>149366417
>>149366462
>My Melty Academia

>>149367927
>>149367927
Migrate!

>>149367756
Yuji is for Naruto
Denji is for Ash Williams

>>149363766
Bats and Superman are poor DC rep. Where's Doctor Manhattan

>>149367973
How would you soft composite them when they use different monsters?

>>149364407
Kek, based, canon.

Asura was punching planets and stars, how would Kratos survive?

>>149367378
Post Omni-Cuck surviving a sun.

5D bears > 3D planets
5D trees > 3D stars

>>149364127
TRVTH NVKE

>>149367864
>Asura out of NOWHERE
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>149364407
TRVTHNVKE

>>149368134
KWAB! Cuck behavior.

>>149368159
KWAB! FRAUD behavior.

>>149366251
Revengeancecucks eat yet another well deserved L. Jack is quite literally on another level.

>>149367650
Nah. They routinely destroy infinite multiverses even without the r>f brain damage.

>>149367646
>Frog Fractions
>bug porn
?

>>149367864
Anyone got the link to the reddit thread where the person made this post? Wonder how others reacted.

>the cuck admits he's a fraud
As expected.