comics you or others can relate to

>>149439670 (OP)
this isn't true
it's all lies

>>149439746
This one hurts me. I had a cute girl constantly grab my hand and just hold it every day for weeks, but I was too autistic to hold it back so it just hung limply in hers. I didn’t want to give people the false impression that we were a couple. She stopped after a while. I was so stupid.

>>149439670 (OP)
>even a girl like Val acts like an awkward femcel
anyway this isn't going to turn out well for her so get ready for the inevitable crashout

>>149439982
dodged a bullet

>>149439670 (OP)
is the guy a stand-in for that guy from this board that fumbled his chances with her

>>149439687
At that point you just say "I don't have a cell phone. Bring me a printed menu." Bonus points if you have your smartphone out in front of them.

>>149440243
"I mean, I do have a smartphone but the camera doesn't work," I explain as I snap a photo of my friend dining with me.

>>149440216
QRD?

>>149440189
what the?

>>149440342
Warning: Like all stories online, it may be wholly imaginary.

>>149439670 (OP), etc
YWNBAW

>>149440342
It's most likely fake but some guy from this board said he was hitting it off with Valbun at a bar and things were going well until he asked her if she wanted to go to a hotel afterwards, the mood shifted almost instantly and she declined the offer, left the guy and proceeded to block him. For context, Valbun is from Mexico where women are raped and murdered so he most likely scared her away by being too upfront

>>149440607
ZOOOOM!!!
jk, I'm 25, lmaooooo

>>149440402
I want them both

>>149439670 (OP)
>women actually get horny over you going autist mode about your interests
Is that true?

>>149439670 (OP)
Not this mexican crossdresser again

>>149440765
no
no its not
women get horny over cute guys. doesn't matter what they're doing as long as they're cute.

>>149440777
Valbun is a bio woman, I think.

>>149440765
Some do, if they like you already or read your autism as passion and confidence then they'd probably be pretty open.

>>149439670 (OP)
Is this actually from her? Why does it have the AI yellowin?

>>149440765
not me, but I look like a burgeoning ugly bastard with skinny arms so it's understandable

>>149440073
"Femcel" is a fake word, please stop using it. Even the whores moved to "girl failure".

>>149439860
When I read stories like this, it makes me glad no woman has ever found me attractive at any point in my life

>>149440890
NTA but I have multiple stories like that. Some are just funny because of my clear retardness, some hurt me a lot.

>>149440456
Either that, or she wasn't interested.
>>149439698
Sooo relatable

>>149440890
Does it though? Is a missed opportunity really worse than believing there was never any hope?

>>149440856
Style choice

>>149440765
Women like a passionate and confident guy. But she has to find that person attractive in the first place.

>>149440982
When you live your life with woman never being attracted to you, you just kind of get used to it. I'm relaxed knowing to can spend my life doing anything else besides chasing women

>>149440890
> it makes me glad no woman has ever found me attractive at any point in my life
i have being sought after twice and haven't hit it off once, so it makes the feels even stronger

>>149439670 (OP)
Will jannies ban me if I post the Josh Luna comic with the measuring cup on the toilet? I don't know what they hate that guy. I ironically relate to the comic because I try to measure my dumps, and after a particularly large log, I like to take off my shirt and look in the mirror as my abs are much more prominent.

>>149439670 (OP)

>>149440607
I look like a fucking wanted criminal in my id lmao

>>149440890
I genuinely cannot think of a time a girl ever showed any level of affection or even potential misread affection.

>>149440820
Food? every day? IN THIS ECONOMY!?!?!

>>149440765
doing cute things makes you look cuter. fanboying/fangirling out about your passions is cute

>>149439860
jesus christ imagine all those anons who TO THIS DAY still didn't read the signals

>>149440765
Only if you look like this

>>149440765
I wanna guess that it depends on what you're yapping about. Taking comics for example, it's much better to talk about the comics you love or fun behind the scenes exploits (like the Steve Ditko/Stan Lee fallout, or Darwyn Cooke's short tenure at Marvel). If all you want to talk about is how Marvel keeps on pushing Spider-Gwen or DC making Superman's son gay then you'll turn off every woman over the next 3 city blocks.

>>149441345
idgi

>>149441109
>>149441266
relatable, I wish women were real

>>149441360
It's the hear me out meme
Her friend's "weird crush" is a hot guy who looks kinda dirty, her weird crush is a bunch of random shit that's not even human.

>>149441443
Who among us hasn't gotten off to a hemispheric craniectomy or one of those combination toilet sinks

>>149440890
>>149441162
me neither, I feel for anon but it's such an alien scenario to imagine myself in
/co/ - comics & cartoons

>>149440833
>filename
Show me the other Literally Me's in your collection, Anon

>>149440765
No
Like men with their gf, most women do not give a fuck about a guy's hobbies and pretend to show interest to support their bf.
I did that and I can say I'm never dating a nerd again. Pretending to be interested in marvel: crisis protocol was draining kek

>>149441345
You just know.

>>149441574
was it like chess or what? was playing it exhausting or were there lots of updates to keep up with like trading card games you had to pretend to care about?

>>149439698
I don't know this feel, because my mom was fat and lazy and sent me to get the things she forgot.

>>149440765
If you're good looking enough then the opposite sex will find you funny/interesting/hilarious/kind because we are too afraid of being seen as shallow so we need these silly little descriptions to act as a smokescreen for our attraction.

>Women will never like you for any aspect of who you are, only your appearence and sex appeal
haha cool

>>149441754
how about you waddle away, you little goose?

>>149441565

>>149441754
>Only willing too relate to a guy because he's good looking and allows him to romanticize his shit personality

>>149441787
Post an example of an ugly actor who's played a similar, everyman sort of role

>>149440345
what does me da 2 mean

>>149441345
Based

>>149439670 (OP)

>>149440402
Sun blocker exist for a reason.

>>149441854
Give me 2. It's br portuguese.

>>149440765
This is literally how I got my wife. She knew I liked comics so we stopped by a comic book store after our first date and she listened to me nerd out about vintage toys they had in glass cases. Many months later when we were living together, she told me seeing the absolute joy on my face talking about that stuff made HER happy even if she didn't understand it, and she knew I was the one. We've been married for 10 years, now.

>>149440833
This one hurts

>>149440380
And by may be, you mean definitely

>>149440765
Women tend to like guys with passion. If you drone on and on and can’t read when she’s bored or don’t try to involve her in the convo, it’s not great, but if she’s already kind of into you, she’ll like to hear you talk about something you really love.
But speaking passionately about something probably won’t win her over of she’s not otherwise into you.

>>149440868
Hot

>>149441048
Sometimes after a big shit I wish I had weighed myself before so I can measure how much I pooped.

>>149441280
You mean gay?

>>149441309
General rule is it’s more attractive to talk about things you like or love than to complain about things you hate.

Well /co/?

>>149441892
i would fuck that chimera

>>149440765
I've had this happen to me at least twice by being a pretentious Tolkien nerd and yapping about LotR and everything the movies get wrong about it.

>>149440765
If shes already attracted to you yes. If shes not already attracted to you no.

I wish Valbun was real . oh wait she is.

>>149440833
>ended up having a massive crush on a female friend because she smiled and was happy to see me
Cant even say its over it never even started

>>149442566
well what? This just seems like a retard whining that they're no longer pandered to

>>149441754
Your cat will only ever love you for petting it and feeding it food, doesn't mean it's not cool to have around. Women are like cats, don't overthink it. Reserve your truest love for your passions and virtues.

>>149442566
>Wait... Megacorporations AREN'T my friend???

>>149441360
her friend wants to fuck a bard, but the aftist feels more unique for wanting to have sex with feral wolves.

>>149440243
>>149440279
Or "I have a cell phone, but I don't have any data left for the month", only works if the place doesn't offer Wi-Fi though.

>>149442762
What's more:
>Wait... Megacorporations AREN'T my friend???
>Well then I'll make a webcomic that retracts my whining to recipients that have just about as much power to change things as me
>BUT I DID MY PART ALRIGHT?!!! CAN'T SILENCE ME

>>149439860
i had a huge crush on a girl in 10th grade of high school, and she liked me, but i was the same way; absolutely paranoid autist who assumed no one liked me, and i was way too nervous to ever display signs of affection to anyone. She always liked me, hugged me on graduation day, but we parted ways. Oh well. I'm in a loving relationship now.

>>149440696
pffft zoomer
I am 25 as well

>>149440765
talking about your interests in a genuinely passionate way is a sure way to make someone see you in a good light. That is, as long as your interests arent something weird lol.

>>149440868
what the fuck lol

>>149442714
BELLY MMMMM BELLY

>>149442090
That is with sunblock.

>>149439687
I've only been to one restaurant that did this and I too disliked it -_-
>>149439733
Heh this happened to me when the cashier complimented my shirt. :)
>>149440833
Depends how you look at it. The way I see it is in the end he gained a friend (the girl) and might possibly make another friend (the restaurant guy). After his stories he might get a discount at the restaurant so it sounds like a win at the end.
>>149442249
Cute and happy for you my dude ^_^

>>149439670 (OP)
>Cute girl that loves nerds.
I am NOT falling for this fucking propaganda. Every nerd in question is always some tall, handsome dude that just so happens to like Dark Souls or some shit.

>>149439860
one of my best friends was lesbian and very cute, one of the first times she met me she proposed a threesome with another mutual friend that i laughed off as a joke, and a few years later we went out to a club together alone and at the end of the night she asked to kiss me so i just kissed her on the cheek and went home

>>149441239
This only works if you're already cute. If you're short, ugly and balding, fanboying over stuff isn't going to look as charming when you do it.

>>149440243
>>149440279
>>149442790
No, you say "Please bring me a real menu." then don't elaborate or make excuses. And if they say no, then you leave.

>>149440790
Me exsep I ca,mt spehll :[

>>149443832
>>149442534
>>149440765
please consult the chart

>>149443752
Always look up who they mean by "Nerds" and you will always just find
>Chad with glasses
>Fat Chad
>Chad, just Chad
This helps you destroy the narrative and realize that women always mean Chad no matter what.

>>149440855
Lol, this is my new favorite of hers

miscommunication

>>149439860
during the very last day of high school this one beautiful girl from my class just approached me and kissed me on the lips (no tongue). she never ever said anything to me before (or after) and i was extremely confused wtf was going on.

>>149440243
Nah. I'll just starve.

>>149440765
I will marry the first woman I meet who takes genuine interest in my yammering on about the 30 Years War.

>>149440189
Nice. VVVVVV did kick ass. Feel like I don't see it mentioned much anymore.

And yes, I know this is more of a stealth Valbun thread, but Desuarchive is acting strange. Like one minute, it's up, then 2 to 4 minutes later, it goes down. WHY?

>>149440765
Of course not, what are you, dumd?

>>149439746
when you're in school you're blissfully unaware of how bad things truly get after school

>>149441266
her mom got fucked by a skeleton, i see

(Continuing from >>149443992)
If Desuarchive would've been up, I would know what the deleted reply is (this one >>149442566) instead of questioning "who is >>149442738 and >>149442762 replying to?" when I see a deleted reply. But now Desuarchive keeps going down every few minutes in the last few hours. I don't get why Desu is like this.

>>149439698
My mom used to put me in situations like this on purpose because she thought it would help my anxiety. Then when it didn't she'd come back and yell at me for being stupid, which also didn't.

>>149440285
This happens to me, but only because I get high all the time.

>>149440890
>Only one girl ever complimented and acted nice to me in school.
>Knew right of the bat she was just being kind to me because she probably thought I was gonna be a school shooter.
Women are cruel.

>>149441671
Yup bro I relate

>>149439982
her fault for not saying anything

>>149441345
a friend of mine wants to fuck the main character from wukong. and reads non-con fics about hollow knight.

>>149440765
being tall, good looking and confident is all that really matters

>>149439733
An elderly cashier at Fareway called me handsome once. I still think about that.

>>149443585
Not if they dont have some interest in it. Otherwise youre just talking at someone

>>149439733
Sometimes I wish I could get away with complimenting women.

>>149444520
>>149444530
>>149444539
nah lilbros some diddyblud ahh

>>149439860
there was a girl that would go out of her way to say "hi anooooon :)" to me every day and I didn't even know her name. One day I heard our P.E coach say what I assumed her name was. So when she said hi again I called her that. Turns out it wasn't her name. She stopped after that.

>>149440765
How has this not been posted yet

>>149444712
>Just be a literal hot prince so women tolerate your autism theory

>>149439860
I only had 2 girls do this shit to me in high school and I honestly hated them both. I don't know how anyone could ever date them.

As an adult all the times women have come to me have been purely to exploit me and the only time I have ever had women tell me they loved me was when I was fucking very unconfident women and treating them like garbage.

I have never had a woman tell me they love me for being nice and generally supportive. Every time I've opened up even a little they've backed off and left.

>>149444712
>flareon is the only fully evolved fire type pokemon that cannot learn solar beam
there's no way this is true

>>149444842
It was until gen 7, and that comic was made in like 2013

>>149439849
The beard guy's heads all look cut-and-pasted, but the rest looks drawn.

>>149444667
don't worry anon, it hurt her more than it did you

Something feels off about this thread.
Like I've seen this exact thread before with most of these replies before. Not in the way that every repost is a repost of a repost, but in a copypasted kind of way.

>>149445102

>>149445102
DEJU VU YEAH I'VE BEEN IN THIS THREAD BEFORE

i miss monica

>>149445243
I'm glad I bought her book. Shame she just went full libtard and doesn't post anything anymore.

>>149442102
I thought she was mexican.

>>149445706
she is, spanish and brazillian portuguese are similar languages so that guy must've thought she was brazillian

>>149440456
Sounds like he didn't "blow his chances" with her she just rejected him.
Either way fake+gay

>grrr women don't actually like nerdy guys, they like chads with glasses!
>no i would never date a gross obese femcel, when i said i wanted a nerdy girl i meant a cute girl with glasses

>schizo keeps trying to make valbun threads to simp over her
>they keep turning into forever alone incel threads

Kek

>>149445812
Most men would jump at the chance to date a 5/10 girl. Most women would kill themselves before settling with a 5/10 guy.

>>149445853
When was the last time you asked a girl out?

>>149445812
>no i would never date a gross obese femcel
There are literally threads on /soc/ specifically for trying to contact obese femanons with poor hygiene

>>149444842
Salazzle is another one, so true up until sun/moon

>>149439746
well, he couldn't afford a tuxedo. what was he supposed to do?

>>149444116
Kek

>>149445812
yes

>>149441892
>After the merge, Brittney's sorority sisters became the secondary chimera-heads with her as the overall "leader" of the body and shared mind. Their memories and personalities remain intact, but whatever Brittney thinks, feels, and decides, the other two internalize, support, and agree with her, as if it was their own idea. So unexpectedly, Brittney finally got the harmony and unconditional support she always needed from her sorority sisters.
>(Brittney is the only one who ever had any sort of opinion about DS9 whatsoever before the merge)

Imagine for a moment, if you will, a stranger in your mind. Something deep within your cognition that floods your thoughts with their own. Where there should be anger, there is love. Where there should be hatred, there is obedience.
You think 'these thoughts are wrong... Foreign...' But even that feels grossly repellent. You chastise yourself for daring to feel this way. You feel despicable, ugly, and the warmth comes only from submission.
And there you are, adrift in all of this, misled by your own cognition. Made to feel grotesque from the mere suggestion of independent thought.

>>149441892
>>149446161
>identity death by a thousand mental cuts
that's fucked up

>>149446191
And Brittney doesn't even know she's doing this to them.

>>149439746
>fat annoying girl asked me to prom
>said no because she was fat and ugly
>10 years later she's very beautiful and successful and I'M fat and ugly
life comes at you fast

>>149445916
>go to /soc/
>first shit I see is a cuck thread and small penis thread
Fuck is wrong with that board???

>>149446161
sex with the Great and Mighty Kevin

>>149446763
they compete with /r9k/ over wich is the saddest/cringiest board every day.

>>149446763
The endless desperation of anons looking for any way for any other person to interact with them sexually--which is weird, because there are definitely femanons on /soc/ that post in the lewd threads that enjoy dirty talking and fulfilling requests, but I guess maybe those aren't regular and personal enough for some.

I wish I had a Mexican goth artist gf.

>>149445812
>Me still being pissy about getting ghosted by a chubby girl with acne and a bee and puppy cat tattoo because we were going to go to a record shop together but she just blocked me
>That was years ago
You don't get it at all

>>149446932
If life worked like this, tall fox gf and all, I wouldn't want to kill my manlet self.

>>149445812
>>no i would never date a gross obese femcel
correct, there are few bigger turnoffs than bad hygiene, and obesity is a symptom of a narcissistic personality disorder

>>149445853
>>149445916
>>149445978
>>149446919
here's your nerd gf bro

>>149445812
The vast majority of men, even highly attractice men, would gladly fuck any willing female who is not the most disgusting abrasive slob imaginable, and for many even that is not a dealbreaker. This strawman argument that men screw themselves over by refusing to lower their standards for women has never made sense to me, because it's very obviously not what is happening in any version of reality.

>>149447051
Fix the hygiene issues and
>would

I'm not putting up with rotting pussy stank and bad breath, fuck off.

>>149444922
If you look at the third panel the two guys hands are the same drawing just flipped. He probably just has a file of a bunch of stock poses he drew and puts the whole thing together in photoshop

>>149447102
That's the joke, that is literally how B^uckley makes his comics

>>149447051
Might if she's a cool dude. I've probably fucked worse really.

>>149447139
>the joke
no the guy who made >>149439849 ALSO does that kinda shit, just a little less

>>149447065
Mostly because they're taking "pointy knees 2/10 would not bang" posting at face value.

>>149447081
>>149447165
actually fucking sad, raise your standards losers. i would rather die a virgin than become a plapjak

>>149447239
>i would rather die a virgin
good news!

>>149447239
cool story bro, I'm already happily married and geting laid regularly but I'm not gonna pretend that if I was in your situation I'd be turning down good-enough pussy that comes my way

>>149447239
I'm just saying, if I form some kind of connection I'm not dismissing her immediately.

>>149447051
the teeth are the only major downside

>>149440765
Only if you're Chad

>>149445812
Femcels aren't real

>>149444146
hope you're doing well these days, anon

>>149444809
That's not really our problem, though, is it.

>>149441754
Recite your baseline.

>>149441754
>Women will never like you for any aspect of who you are, ESPECIALLY your appearence and lack of sex appeal

>>149447263
>good enough
Your wife's going to get fatter and uglier, her personality more and more shrewish and harpy like, and you'll just take it on the chin until she divorces you and takes the kids.

>>149446763
It's sad. Soc used to be ok when it first came out. Now it's just perverts who don't know how yo socialize.

>>149448108
I don't have or want kids anon, but have fun rationalizing why being a fat lonely virgin is so rad

>>149441754
>>149448003
>>149448071
Humans can be shallow.
This is not news.

>>149441822
Ryan Gosling

>>149448308
You look at this and say to my face that he's ugly

>>149448283
Except women aren't human.

>>149447922
evil femoid...

>>149445115
I would kiss all bird women without hesitation

>>149448607
Total Birdwomen Smooches

>>149440868
I hate this bitch's comics so much.

>>149444169
Run your hand flat over your hair and if it squeaks, you either washed it or its clean enough that you don't need to

>>149445812
Absolutely true, I promise you most of the anons posting this shit are perfextly average looking guys with porn brain who don't perceive average looking women

>>149442190
Finally, something about those insane captchas. And they take fucking forever too!

>>149448869
>It's your own damn fault you're alone you dumb icky men. Just take whatever lumbers out to you.
Landwhale hands typed this.

>>149440765
Yes, to an extent. Women like social hobbies, they want something generally appealing they can show their friends and be like "Look at what MY MAN did!". If you're deeply passionate about playing in a band, or painting, or even being really good at a video game that'll be a lot more appealing than if your interest is knowing the names of a lot of WWII tanks

>>149441345
sans?

>>149445812
everyone replying to this is betraying how little they know by making it purely about sex. okay, sure, you'd fuck a 5/10 slampig. that's great, what about the other parts of a relationship? are you going to respond to her texts within 5 minutes every time so she doesn't have a panic attack? are you going to cuddle with her for 4 hours so she doesn't have a meltdown from feeling unloved? what are you going to say to her when she has a meltdown about being ugly?

>>149449040
This however requires a man to be good looking enough to show off. As such only Nerd Chads get this.
>>149445812
Nerd Chads ITT say this.
Normal nerds don't.

>>149449141
Beauty is in the eye of beholder, but people aren't retarded and there are still generally agreed on physical traits people like and physical attraction is still a major part of why people fall in love.

>>149449141
>that's great, what about the other parts of a relationship?
Entirely dependent on whether or not our personalities mesh well

>are you going to respond to her texts within 5 minutes every time so she doesn't have a panic attack?
No, because that's retarded, I'm not going to date an insane person

>are you going to cuddle with her for 4 hours
If I feel like it, sure
>so she doesn't have a meltdown from feeling unloved?
See answer above about not dating insane people

>what are you going to say to her when she has a meltdown about being ugly?
I'd ask why she's worried about whether or not she's ugly if we're already dating and I'm obviously attracted to her, and if she continues to act insane I'd suggest therapy.

>>149445812
>>149449141
>"nerdy" just means fat disgusting and mentally unstable
go outside zoomoids

>>149448560
nope, you're just a loser. good news is, you have the freedom not to be one, so there's that. you've got some figuring out to do.

>>149449141
>respond to her texts
Yeah, it's not hard. My phones right there. Half the time I don't respond to texts immediately is because I assume the person on the otherside doesn't want me to do that.
>cuddle with her for 4 hours so she doesn't feel unlove
Yeah I could probably use that myself.
>meltdown about being ugly
Fingerbang her probably

>>149439982
>why can't men just read my mind

>>149440856
She's Mexican, ergo piss filter.

>>149444116
I think deep down, Toby hates Toriel more.

>>149444520
Practically vanilla compared to the shit you see on /trash/.

>>149449792
I'd give her all the socks she could ever want...

>>149439670 (OP)

>>149439670 (OP)
Is it so much to ask for just one person to love me for who I am

>>149449141
>you have to put all this work into taking care of me and my emotional state on a regular basis
Sounds like a pain in the ass. Any man who demanded this shit from a woman would be left in the dirt.

>>149448615
why though?

>>149450019
Wow, Anon, you sound like some sort of school shooter incel nazi rapist. Be better, sweetie.

>>149450091
I never really got this, if it's such a beautiful day why would you want to listen to music. There's a bird tweeting right there

All of these are shit.

>>149450227
Cringe
This post made me left wing

>>149450532
>Sees leftwing post
>Calls it cringe
>In opposition to cringe leftwing post declares itself a left wing
?????

>>149450610
He's decided to make the left worse by joining it

>>149439733
I once got compliment about my shirt by a cashier and I thought about it all week

>>149448869
i lost 120lbs and obese ugly women still act like i don't exist.

>>149448283
Not even close to baseline.

>>149450680
maybe they think you're out of their league?

>>149445812
>grrr women don't actually like nerdy guys, they like chads with glasses!
correct
>no i would never date a gross obese femcel, when i said i wanted a nerdy girl i meant a cute girl with glasses
also correct

>>149439670 (OP)

>>149450770
I don't get it.

lol happens to me all the time.

>>149444127
Isn't desu ran by like 1 guy?
>>149450057
>>149441266
I hate that I relate to these so often

>>149450019
Yes

>>149450731
doubt it. i look like an ugly loser.

>>149450019
Who are you?

>>149450731
>"You refuse to even LOOK at a sub-10/10 woman!"
>Evidence to the contrary
>"W-well, they p-probably just think they're out of your league, is all!"

>ITT: guys who have never even approached a girl complain they don't have a gf

truth is we don't hate women enough

>>149451316
This
>>149451278
>more toilet cope
I approached women for the longest time, online, in person, all of them rejected me. I refuse to go up to one again just to hear "Ew" again. Fuck off with these myths.

>>149451592
This is written by AI, and if it somehow isn't the person who made it is not human, they are a soulless husk of a corpse, and are incapable of conscious thought.

>>149450731
Fat women have literally no excuse. They have so many options to lose weight and better themselves.

>>149451278
>More copes to try and desperately hold onto your fantasy that life is fair

>>149451589
what do you look like

>>149451656
You make mountains out of molehills, sir.

>>149451670
You didn't answer the question, when was the last time you actually asked a girl out

>>149451671
Exceptionally ugly thanks for asking.

>>149441345
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO FUCK THE TV!?

>>149451592
Holy shit I just noticed the characters are drawn in the same pose at the start and end.
This image has the tendency to get worse and worse the more I look at it.

>>149451721
we talking danny devito or just skinny nerd?

>>149451797
Not as short as Danny Devito but Danny Devito.
Uglier too young Danny Devito shows he was clearly a potential fat Chad or at least Chad lite minimum if he hadn't been chubby all his life. Way uglier.
Before you ask, I had lost 80 pounds before and women still didn't bother with me, zero difference in treatment, in fact the same applied when I was skinny and young.

>>149451278
women spent two generations telling men to leave them the fuck alone and to not approach ever unless a woman is clearly interested. women got exactly what they were asking for.

>>149451278
I don't talk to females I don't know
Women the fuck up and approach me.
This is what you wanted retard

>>149451891
are you white

>>149451892
>>149451910
>filtering yourself out of the gene pool over some retarded feminists

>>149451958
why would i approach a woman who doesn't show interest? genuinely, you're just asking for trouble and drama. show any sort of sign that you like a man first of all so the guy doesn't have to take a blind leap of faith filled with anxiety and dread.

>>149451692
Three months ago, give or take. I figured I'd shoot my shot. She ghosted me immediately after. And yes, we'd spoken face to face multiple times before that. Shame too, she was a friend of a friend but now she asks our mutual friend whether I'll be at a gathering so she knows to avoid me. Now I don't go to those gatherings to avoid making her miss out on time with friends.

>>149452000
ok never talk to a girl and die a virgin then. it's your loss. i cold approach girls and had success and the worst thing that happens is they tell you to fuck off. you're not gonna catch a fucking SA case.

>>149450731
this comic needs an extra panel with the text "meanwhile" and the content: a male smiling with a thought bubble depicting a close up view of her stomach

>>149452022
I've been in your boat, keep trying

>>149451943
Yeah. If I wasn't I'd just move back to Mumbai or wherever and get a free wife by bringing her back with me and by being the same race libtards would not hate me because they're skin deep looking retards.
>But why don't you just
Do it anyway? Pass port bro maxx?
Funny story, 9/10 women to reject me are all non white because I went to Spiccy McNigger Ville where it was even divided into thirds between spics, nogs, and crackers.
So if I ever tried I'd end up like gif related.
In fact if I don't lock in my exercise and diet I'll probably look like him when I'm older.

>>149452033
obviously you're attractive enough that you can get away with cold approaching then. not all of us are in the top 20% of looks.

Why do these tranny webcomic threads always get a shitton of replies?

>>149452107
>>149452141
yeah you guys are right i am probably luckier than you in the looks department. but i hope you don't give up and eventually find love

>>149452167
No you don't.

>>149452165
It's 50% baiting us incels, it works very well.
>>149452167
No but thank you for admitting it.

>>149452180
yes i do
i was a friendless shut-in for over a decade i had to put in effort to get to where i am and now i'm still very antisocial.
i hope you can do the same and FYI being a bitter faggot will never get you laid

>>149452266
wow so you were a lazy volcel who was never actually unattractive. your point?

>>149440765
only if youre 6ft tall, good looking, nice car, high paying job etc

>>149452266
Sometimes the major distinction is that Chad gets to be a bitter faggot and still get laid, we can stop and still die alone.

>>149452311
you forgot big dick as well.

>reiko thread

>>149439670 (OP)
Is Valbun the modern Garfield? Something about it is extremely uncannily like Garfield

>>149452423
You compare GOATfield to this dumb whore self fellatio simp bait comic again and I will genuinely kill you.

>>149442190
Source?

>>149444146
>because she thought it would help my anxiety
Why don't boomers get that this actually makes your anxiety worse? Are they oblivious to what actually happens?

>>149440765
Stacies don't. And yes, Twitter "goths" are Stacies too. Actually frumpy/nerdy girls genuinely find it cute, but you have to be willing to shift your focus to them and never a Stacy.

>>149450019
jesus what are you five or something? this is news to you?

>>149454353
>And what if the frumpy girls reject you? Move on to the Downie girls?

>>149445873
nta but around a 3 months ago... she was gay.

>>149451172
A kind and thoughtful man, not ugly, self-sufficient with his own place and car, who has unfortunately committed the sin of being autistic and not being able to charismatically draw women to me

>>149443925
>>149440868
>>149441048
>>149441937

Somebody get me the sauce on all of these please I am an autist with time to burn and a lifetime of regret I need to smother with horny comics>>149450731

>>149450731
I have no idea why but women using the term "jack off" to masturbate kinda confuses me; mainly because I've only ever heard it used to describe male masturbation before.

>>149450731
>women really look like this and think guys don't find that attractive
Are they deluded? Nobody really like anorexic/athletic girls over a cute chubby girl. Some do, but truly, not very many.

>>149455228
tranny term

>>149443960
Slayer

>>149455228
"Jill off" had some popularity for a while, but it seems to have faded.

>>149441266
That is honestly relatable when you lived alone.

>>149440243
Was pretty amusing when i was helping my grandpa with some banking stuff and the guy behind the counter just went "you can do that easily in the banking app" and my grandpa pulled out his phone from around 1999 that he still uses and asked the guy to show him how.
The tellers jaw pretty much dropped and he stammered something like "b-but how can you still use a phone that old".

>>149439712
She's looking at Rule#34 of herself

>>149439860
Heard from several old (female) classmates that i was really popular among the girls from both classes (at my school there two classes for my year group), shame I had no idea

how get Mexican goth artist gf?

>>149439670 (OP)
>>149439746
>>149439982
>tfw nothing like this has EVER happened to me
And even on this site full of outcasts and weirdos, most have at least had hints thrown at them. I really am one of a kind. And no I wasn't too dense to see them, I noticed girls giving them to other guys, just not me. Life being truly undesirable sure is something...

>>149457381
Forgot picrel

>>149455283
>ESL fatfag projecting his fat fetish onto everybody else

>>149440765
>anonymous imageboard full of people who constantly whine about NEVER getting attention from women, is this how you get attention from women?
>20+ (You)'s whining about never getting attention from women

This has happened to me too many times.

>>149457372
one be from mexico, two be from northern mexico, three idk be rich or some shit

>>149457372
Just be yourself

>>149457372
By being Chad

>>149457381
>I really am one of a kind.
You aren't. I'm completely invisible to women too.

>>149457673
>You aren't. I'm completely invisible to women too.
if I ever rob an all female run bank remind me to contact you

>>149457990
I'm putting together a team...

>>149457372
That looks like Pan Pizza's kind of girl. Although I think he has trouble with speaking Spanish.

>>149455228
A lot of women actually say jack off, I don’t know the specific reason but it is accurate

wow, Valbun's comics are so relatable. They would only be more relatable if I was a hot latina girl.

>>149444539
I compliment girls all the time. It usually helps if you compliment them either on something they clearly put work into (ie. their hair, nails, clothing choices) or some feature they may not get a lotta compliments on (their freckles or skin-tone or smile). Really the only time it gets really awkward is if you're really overt in your flirting or if you compliment something weird like her tits.

>>149440765
As long as you know how to pull back the 'tism here and there there's absolutely girls who will let you blab about your interests as long as they tell an interesting story. I can't tell you how many times I've explained the entire history of Metal Gear to girls or just a group of people.

>>149440765

>>149441754
Women will like you for who you are but the ones who will are probably also annoying and/or ugly.

>>149447239
Then perish.

>>149449141
I'd WANT to. But I'd probably be bad at it. Hope I get points for trying!

>>149442790
or just say, GIVE ME THE FUCKING MENU, YOU RETARD

>>149439698
>happened to me once
>the cashier checked all the items waiting for me to pay
>I tell the cashier "my dad pays for this, he'll be back in a minute"
>cashier gets angry
>says nothing
>Smile to the cashier
pure, bloody, cold cut

>>149444530
some old woman slapped my ass one time on the street when i was young. I regret that I didn't fuck her

>>149451278
I literally got fired from my job for doing that.

>>149458184

>>149452022
>Now I don't go to those gatherings to avoid making her miss out on time with friends.
Why? Literally fuck her. Why are you punishing yourself over a complete cunt?

>>149447239
>they hated him, because he spoke the truth
have some dignity, oh wait, it's /co/

>>149455228
Because it's easier. Just because it's slightly different from how it's done doesn't mean it's that different. You are both rubbing your genitals to get sexual gratification, why do you need a different term for it?

>>149458569
I no longer hate women after seeing this image. I no longer hate the player, I only hate the game.

>>149450816
fuck off with that shitty soccer mom comic

>>149447239
In order for men to fuck the girl they want they have to be higher than the girl they want to fuck. Women don't go for less or the same, they always go for more.

>>149441048
>don't spend it all in one place

>>149458590
It's not really punishing myself. If you couldn't tell from the fact that I'm here, I'm not the most social person. I also still hangout out with my friends outside of those gatherings. Truth be told, I was more looking for an excuse not to go to them. I don't really like parties.

>>149458002
You just made me remember a character from Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei. The boy in the class who was going bald and had a comb over; he was completely invisible to everyone unless his comb over flopped to one side, then everyone noticed him.
He'd show up in the background a lot, colored the same as the background to make it even harder to notice him. He became like a Where's Waldo in every episode.

He was able to go unnoticed in the girl's hot spring.

>>149439670 (OP)
This is bullshit. I ramble endlessly about vidya and no goth bitches get horny for me. What is it about comics that get women off?

>>149458905
The normies have decided comics are cool now, actually, so women have started to pretend to be into comics

>>149452266
Actual shut-in or
>I only had 3 close friends and went out like 5 times a month at most
shut-in?
>>149458285
Is he talking about Magick?

>>149439860
Hehe. I had a hot indian girl do it to me, hugging my arm. But I'm gay so I just let my arm limp

>>149445916
It's false flagged by said femcels and fat boys to make themselves feel better

>>149450019
I know. Right? What's your flaws and fetishes. I wonder if I can love you

>>149445812
>no i would never date a gross obese femcel, when i said i wanted a nerdy girl i meant a cute girl with glasses
Fat is literally the one deal-breaker I have for a woman's appearance. I would even settle for slightly overweight or a little chubby, but outright mobility scooter levels of fat are so off-putting, I'd rather date a bald woman with a unibrow and two missing front teeth than a fat chick.

Assuming all other things being relatively similar, and not accounting for personality.

christ i'm so horny

>>149439746
I have fumbled atleast 3 girls who were interested in me but none of them will ever be as bad as the one that I missed out on teenage pregnancy with because some fucking retard shot up her house and killed her dogs and somebody told her that my dad did it.
some fucking shitfuck got her knocked up at 16 a few years later around the time I figured out what my dick was for.

>>149459342
How fat would you go?

>>149459058
zero friends, handholdless virgin, unemployed

>>149449141
yeah these anons are doing the same thing girls on social media do where they pretend they're attracted to an ugly guy in order to virtue signal and seem deep

>>149455228
"jerk off" is pretty gender neutral and most women I've heard talk about it use that. "jack off" is more malecoded but I see women use that too to just mean masturbate generally. "jill off" and "schlick" I don't really hear outside of this website.

>>149459513
did your dad do it

>>149459990
>Woman projecting her own behavior onto everyone else because she has no theory of mind

>>149460020
im a guy and i have basic pattern recognition

>>149439860
Had a very cute girl ask for directions to the campus square and insisted on letting me walk her there. She immediately wanted to get to know me and everything but at the time I was busy studying for an exam and I just wanted the interaction to be over so I was a bit of a brick wall. It was only then after a few hours I questioned why a 3rd year asked for directions to the center of the campus that was like 3 blocks away from her department she just left then it hit me how utterly retarded I was and still am.

>>149460280
I want to drunkenly rant about children's cartoons at the bar

>>149441754
Girls? Nah! Girls only want guys who have skills, are good looking and smart!

>>149459954
So how'd you make friends and shit?

>>149450057
Dehydration

>>149440765
if you're passionate about something they do respond to that but toxic obsession or anger over it can turn them off

>>149442527
You may make fun of gays, but girls actually get horny when they see a hot gay boy. They even get disappointed how such a hot boy is wasted on other men. So in conclusion, yes, you need to look like a homosexual chad to attract females.

>>149460515
A masturbation addict made this

>>149460530
It's Kate Leth.
she was a man hating feminist who then went and chopped off her tits and identifies as something

>>149460280
>>149460292
Okay I can see the appeal of cat mom now, she's cute.

>>149460546
>tranny
So a masturbation addict. Probably a porn addict too.

>>149446932
Hot.

>>149450057
Had this as a kid too.
Fixed itself when i got older.

>>149457381
You're not alone. I was morbidly obese throughout most of highschool. The only time anybody, boy or girl, ever said anything to me was to insult me. One girl even said i smelled like piss.

>>149445812
the only girl I've ever asked out in my life was a chubby aspie girl obsessed with donkey kong country and she still ended up turning me down.

>>149460515
Beating your meat when you have insomnia doesnt help.

>>149441754
>deliberately make myself as uncool and unappealing as possible
>still make girls fall in love with me
Ngmi, goose.

>>149460733
She was probably into black guys, anon.

>>149460789
amusing thought, but I know she's not gonna find any of those whilst living in her parents' basement

>>149460849
>>149460862
>>149460876
these can't be the full-size images.
>>149460893
and this one i KNOW isn't the full size.

>>149440243
I actually had a very old phone that couldn't read those things. In one restaurant-I forget what it was, it was some hotel restaurant-I told them this and expected them to bring out a menu. Instead they began instructing me how to download an app or some shit. At that point I just walked out.

>>149440765
Yes, if you are already cute

>>149460504
This is true. I invented twinkmaxxing in 2011 and drowned in pussy.

>>149449141
First of all, yes.
Second, this really defeats the purpose of that other poster’s attempt at a “gotcha” moment when you describe someone who is both hideous and unpleasant to deal with, and then say
>why wouldn’t you date the worst person ever? Haha, gotcha!

>>149460000
no

>>149440189
VVVVvvvvery relatable

>>149440833
No one will ever call out women like that. They know what they're doing.

>>149450680
You're supposed to approach women anon.
Normal gender roles are a game and they're a game most women want you to play. Your role in the game is to initiate.

>>149439746
I had one girl in high school say she liked me, but she was a fattie and I didn't really like her like that. Then I built similar relationships with other fat girls 2 more times, and although they never said they wanted to date, our relationship was a clear step beyond regular boy-girl friendship both times.
Unless those two other times I was reading into something that wasn't there, but I doubt it, I have social anxiety but not I'm not autistic.

>>149454433
Who are you quoting?

>>149461850
Myself

>>149460724
>One girl even said i smelled like piss.
You probably did smell like piss, anon. I know it's hard to clean yourself when you're that fat, but you should've worn stronger deoderant.

>>149461898
Sorry, let me be more clear: learn to greentext or fuck off back to Xitter.

>>149461961
Nta.
He was clearly joking just to shit on you.
No one said it but everyone kept implying it.
>Just lower your standards more and more Chud!
Is a retarded mindset and no my standards are not "don't be obese."
I genuinely did have no standards for a while and guess what I quickly walked into a abusive relationship not in a "Step on me mommy haha" abusive, though she did hit me, in a "let me lie to you, flirt with others, and dump you leaving you with an STI" abusive.
Please stop telling men to just date anyone there is a major difference between incels not wanting to date a single mom with a meth addiction and Becky not wanting to date Andrew who is 5'10, between jobs, and likes has acne.

>>149461921
That's relatable and I miss it badly, like almost suicidaly.

The real truth is most of us here are nice and kind, and found someone who they loved for who they are, but they where too broken to trust you so they threw you away, leading you to be broken, which then someone saw you, you didn't trust them, so you threw them away in turn breaking them. A never ending cycle of breaking each other more and more.

>>149461720
Call out women like what? I think you misread the comic.

>>149462582
Glad I'm not in that category. I'm not nice or kid and nobody has ever even attempted to truly love me.

>>149462582
It is bold to assume that a majority of people posting on /co/ are nice and kind but thanks for the compliment Anon.

>>149447139
iirc that's because he was worked to shit at buzzfeed

>>149462582
Have you considered that you're just a faggot?

>>149460280
me but with Bluey

>>149460280
Ahem, I hate to akshually, but, ackshually, in a lot of cities where it pragmatic to do this, the fire dept doubles as the emergency medical responders and all the fire fighters are trained ems and paramedics and have medical trucks and ambulances at the fire stations.

>>149460515
>>149460756
I tried jacking off to help myself fall asleep once and it honestly made me way more awake than I was before. This comic is a lie.

>>149452141
>implying he actually has any success with women and isnt larping

>>149463909
God
>local haunted house for sale
>lol I will own nothing and be unhappy lmao

>>149460412
social jobs in places like bars/restaurants and trade school mostly

>>149440765
some women do. some women don't. it is what it is.

>>149439746
>don't know that feel
>somehow that makes it worse
what does love feel like guys

>>149465397
I'll let you know when I find out haha

>>149439860
I did it to myself.
One of the popular girls in school outright told me that she liked me. This was a girl who every guy wanted to be with. She probably had E cup size knockers and was always rubbing her tits against me. Why did I not go for it when she was outright telling me she wanted me? I convinced myself it was a trick. That it was a ploy to make me go along with it so that I would be mocked when the truth was revealed that she was just stringing me along for a joke. But no, she was legitimate. I found out later, when I moved away, that she was incredibly heartbroken that I never accepted her advances, that I believed she couldn't have any feelings for me. She thought it was her fault when it was mine. I always thought I couldn't be loved and now I have made it to where no one will love me.
I still have the Valentines card she got for me before I moved away. I look at it every once in a while, to remind myself that I did this to myself. All I do now is horde wealth and possessions.

>>149460515
Idealy you should have sex or masturbate only twice a week. Some weeks here and there? sure you can indulge a bit. But if you're doing it all the time, it makes you feel like shit. You will be ethernaly horny because you are never truly satisfying yourself.
The worked-up cum of 2-4 days is so good, you feel relaxed for 2-4 days

>>149450748
absolute classic

>>149452311
i am 6'3' and decently attractive, but my best friend in college was short, obese, and irish, but he still got hipster pussy by being funny and good with a guitar.

>>149460907
the octopus pie strip has the date as the filename, that was a normal size for the time.

>>149439670 (OP)
I can relate because my last crush was into a guy that looked literally like that, is uncanny how similar it looks and i had to see her react like this to any bullshit he yapped about.

>>149461877
it's weird how women don't get it when so much of their life is based on getting it. women pose little to no direct sexual threat to each other. a man who wants to fuck you fuck you given half a chance, which is scary to women, but lesbian sex just 2nd base by default, not nearly as threatening.

>>149439746
I honestly can't relate to this, nobody ever showed the slightest interest in me, literally at all.

>>149440890
Kek, literally me.

>>149446278
To be fair your rejection was probably the reason she decided to turn her life around, if you accepted back then she would be the same loser you are today, that said is not too late, you can still catch up.

>>149465516
>I convinced myself it was a trick. That it was a ploy to make me go along with it so that I would be mocked when the truth was revealed that she was just stringing me along for a joke.
This is the worst thought process for a person to have and it absolutely ruined any chances of me ever dating.

>>149440765
Only if you are attractive or get lucky enough to be her type (never happen to me)

>>149439712
me when I used to marathon TV shows till 8AM everyday as a jobless NEET during the summer

>>149441754
Yeah but to some of us will never get even that, it is what it is.

>>149445812
You say that like one contradicts the other, if women won't lower their standards, why should men lower theirs? Fuck you.

>>149447239
Based, same.

>>149450019
In this day and age, yes.

>>149451278
>Pot calling the kettle a nigger

Why are you suckers waifufagging over some egirl who just wants your money?

>>149457372
Be a white mexican.

>>149457480
do people really have a problem with this
if a song has slurs or the n word in them im dropping them to sing along

>>149457372
Be a white mexican, white mexican bitches only date white mexican bois
>T.brown Mexican.

>Be white mexican
>Go into the trees
>Regular sunlight activates the latent melanin in my skin
>Now look like brown Mexican
I'm never forgiving myself for that one

>>149466210
*>Go into the trades
No idea why autocorrect fucked me on that one

>>149451592
Can't relate, I grew up with Vegeta as my spirit animal.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pGcRzcG1JVw

>>149465397
It feels like it being easy to get over it when they mildly annoy you instead of spiraling into autistic resentment.

>>149439698
cute and relatable

OP is currently spamming /v/ with this same faggotry

>>149458624

>>149458285
the cat is always my favorite part of this page

>>149465782
honestly, Gran kinda started the comic at the perfect time to do a real legitimate story. she got to draw her cute mini-comics and the more relatable comics but wasn't as subject needing to make them to get attention for her work. who knows if octopus pie could've been made in 2014, if it was actually started then instead of 2007.

>>149452423
I think she's probably an equivalent, though she probably makes way less money off it than Jim Davis. Then again, maybe she hasn't gotten the proper chance to sell out as much as Jim Davis has

>>149450009
Garfield is truly the original relatable comic icon

>>149444922
someone once compiled all of his buzzfeed era comics into a single image and nearly all of them lined up, so I do think he was just doing the bare minimum then to get his check until he could leave

>>149455199
>>149443925 scribbletoons
>>149440868 gloomypunks
don't know the others though

>>149444116
it explains why she likes Halloween so much

>>149443725
>I've only been to one restaurant that did this and I too disliked it -_-
most restaurants I have around me have regular menus but in other cities I've visited they have the scan ones. i tolerate it but i'd much rather have a physical menu, even if it's just paper

>>149462185
>itt

>>149469888
which panel was the last moment she could've been saved?

>>149439698
https://youtu.be/EpmCZEYM-Zo?si=CPg2CX6wys5SroKd

>>149469911
it's still not too late

>>149469922
she has to work through her trauma though

>>149469810
Is she just pouring water in her lap?

>>149469964
she likes sniffing the cup, the more cups she sniffs the better

>>149466210
>>149466219
shit, i wanted to do more, but thread's dying

>>149470165
>>149466210
v2.0
best i can do on short notice