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My library is on fire.
>Inb4 you don't read
Its a metaphor, Kay? Kay
>Inb4 you don't read
Its a metaphor, Kay? Kay
How do you manage family relationships and getting rich? I've been becoming more wealthy as the years pass and realize that I may hit 3m soon. One conflict that I don't know how I'm going to deal with (hopefully I won't), is my family finding out about my NW and trying to get in on the wealth somehow. Up til now I've been good at hiding it but after a certain point I'm going to get tired of hiding shit all the time.
I'm sorry for what I did to you.
>>724726781
Is that a threat?
Is that a threat?
>>215605045
this is ontologically evil
this is ontologically evil
Trump is ontologically evil.
Isnt the point of these shitty games to add around 400 mods to make them into whatever you want them to be? Not play the boring vanilla story (well abit), gundown anyone and everyone, create your own player home and do wtf you want
I genuinely dont understand console fags playing this shit on vanilla missing the entire point of what your supposed to be doing with the game
I genuinely dont understand console fags playing this shit on vanilla missing the entire point of what your supposed to be doing with the game
>he turned watching tv shows into his second job
>>76764302
Every time I'm in the prescence of a girl like this I can instantly tell she hates me just for being alive. It's almost funny.
Every time I'm in the prescence of a girl like this I can instantly tell she hates me just for being alive. It's almost funny.
running on an endless treadmill chasing the next hedonistic distraction that will divert my attention for a couple hours, days or perhaps even weeks until it wears off
tell me your experience with ghosts
I'm not ready.
>press J to jump
I have taken 4 shits today
What are the political implications?
i fucking hate seregios
>>215419839
your gf is a boy anon
your gf is a boy anon
*scratches ass and then sniffs fingers*
>>519485421
n-n-n-nnnooo dont gas the heckin cartelerino! i would really hate that haha
n-n-n-nnnooo dont gas the heckin cartelerino! i would really hate that haha
ok hear me out imagine you want to buy something like gold but not really gold but its like gold but digital because internet is the present and im not 100 years old is there something like this
Was South Park canon to how he was irl?
>>723647786
Call frog posters Sissies
Isn't it locktober for you guys this month?
Anyway is it worth making a channel when you know people are paying for fake views
Call frog posters Sissies
Isn't it locktober for you guys this month?
Anyway is it worth making a channel when you know people are paying for fake views
In my culture, it is considered dishonorable to pay for digital media.
Right now I am being repressed and not allowed to practice my xulture in peace. Someone should do something about this tragic situation.
Right now I am being repressed and not allowed to practice my xulture in peace. Someone should do something about this tragic situation.
Why do Mexicans keep calling me Jesus? My name is Joshua.
codex is kinda expensive
Pokemon or poke a dick
>>519129287
why do all those women in the crowd who got shit on look happy? If someone shit on me I'd be pissed and disgusted
why do all those women in the crowd who got shit on look happy? If someone shit on me I'd be pissed and disgusted
I could have been as good as 'arry Kane if I applied myself to footy.
> get job
> fries in bag
> pay day comes
> get high before going to get paycheck
> ???
> winning
> fries in bag
> pay day comes
> get high before going to get paycheck
> ???
> winning
Gf berated me for being almost 40 and not owning a home.
I keep telling her housing will underperform bitcoin and also the bubble might burst soon and I don't want to be left holding the bag. She just cried. Why are women like this?
I keep telling her housing will underperform bitcoin and also the bubble might burst soon and I don't want to be left holding the bag. She just cried. Why are women like this?
what do you think the capcom employees are doing right now
>>723233361
The only thing I remember about any of the stories is he went to prison in 1 game for fake killing his boss because he joined islam or some shit and went undercover.
Can anyone remember the plot to any of the other games?
Cant you just emulate the ps2 version or GC edition of the game in 4k?
The only thing I remember about any of the stories is he went to prison in 1 game for fake killing his boss because he joined islam or some shit and went undercover.
Can anyone remember the plot to any of the other games?
Cant you just emulate the ps2 version or GC edition of the game in 4k?
Girthmaster x MiaZ
I had a dream where bitcoin crashed to 80k and lots of people kys
I'm watching Twilight right now.
which one is worse /pol/ ?
a pedophile or a dog abuser
The eyes are the leather strap of the anus
>>518578847
What the fuck is this thing?
What the fuck is this thing?
>some of the democrat policies are... le bad!
>"omg based! queen of /pol/"
always pathetic. the type of cuck eagerly waiting with mouth watering for shitlib bill maher to say something slightly based
>"omg based! queen of /pol/"
always pathetic. the type of cuck eagerly waiting with mouth watering for shitlib bill maher to say something slightly based
probably close your weird projected fetish thread you've made for the 50th time today
>>940932991
I dont have any spare change, go away brown person.
I dont have any spare change, go away brown person.
Where were you when George Floyd was murdered?
>>76644932
I just turned 21 and I'm still a khv virgin. All I ever did was hold hands with a girl. I don't even want to date anymore because at this point every girl my age would have had several boyfriends and I'm just the next one in line. Like how the fuck am I supposed to kiss a girl on the same lips she sucked someone else's cock with. Typing that last sentence honestly made me sick to my stomach.
I just turned 21 and I'm still a khv virgin. All I ever did was hold hands with a girl. I don't even want to date anymore because at this point every girl my age would have had several boyfriends and I'm just the next one in line. Like how the fuck am I supposed to kiss a girl on the same lips she sucked someone else's cock with. Typing that last sentence honestly made me sick to my stomach.
>>721164228
That's modded right?
That's modded right?
>>150888034
I got drafted by the Guardians this year in MLB the show so I'm partial to them.
I got drafted by the Guardians this year in MLB the show so I'm partial to them.
"My name is Legion, for we are many" the only thing I can think about when snowflakes refer to themselves as they/them. It's not my fault, I swear!
>white sox
>wearing red with black socks
>wearing red with black socks
>>150860741
In my country, nobody knows what it is
In my country, nobody knows what it is
Have to go to work instead of fishing... fuck my disgusting freak incel life
Why don't you people simply invest in normal stocks and keep up with the ebb and flow of the market so that you net an extra ~2000 to 4000 a month that you otherwise wouldn't have, instead of going all in on meme coins?
>>720612191
How is this not pay to win? Is this why that cat tranny is so good in the new Battlefield?
How is this not pay to win? Is this why that cat tranny is so good in the new Battlefield?
>>515953840
Read the room buddy.
Our nation is dealing with something right now.
If that means Israel gets to sneak a few bills in, then so be it.
Read the room buddy.
Our nation is dealing with something right now.
If that means Israel gets to sneak a few bills in, then so be it.
>>515690057
If you read this you are gay LMFAO
If you read this you are gay LMFAO
Trump mentioned that he got arrested because someone very close to him denounced him.
You can't trust anybody.
You can't trust anybody.
As a spic I wish whites the best of luck. The world is objectively better when whites are running the show.
Reminder that chuds cheered on the deaths of the innocent children Anders Breivik and Brenton Tarrant gunned down, and call them heroes to this day.
That's why I'll never give a fuck about people making fun of charlie kirk.
That's why I'll never give a fuck about people making fun of charlie kirk.
I've never played a Pokémon game
We're mourning zogbots now?
>Janela vs his girlfriend
She unfollowed me. Does it happen in your country?
What if she was really a witch who was reading his mind
Have you considered this?
Have you considered this?
ik zie de dochter van de buurman niet meer
ik ben bang dat hij de ouderschap kwijt is geraakt
ik ben bang dat hij de ouderschap kwijt is geraakt
>>214684447
they're just defending themslves
they're just defending themslves
It's a Patty and Selma episode.
Leave my corno sur snowbunnies out of this
As a Canadian who watches anime, I am deeply concerned about the future of Japan.
Speed is in Detroit rn
That shit pops
Low key I wanna live in Detroit
That shit pops
Low key I wanna live in Detroit
I played 1,2,ps and 3 but didnt play Tiny Tina's Wonderlands
>>76594583
After doing a super autistic deep dive into a super autistic topic, I've learned that most "researchers" are midwits who think they're smart because they have a piece of paper that says they're smart and are usually manipulated into doing whatever the big daddy that employs them wants them to do.
After doing a super autistic deep dive into a super autistic topic, I've learned that most "researchers" are midwits who think they're smart because they have a piece of paper that says they're smart and are usually manipulated into doing whatever the big daddy that employs them wants them to do.
>>514987182
>Still thinks that 4chan chuds are mainstream small-govt libertarians in 2025
We like authoritarianism. We like social interventionism. We like legally forcing away gay shit.
>Still thinks that 4chan chuds are mainstream small-govt libertarians in 2025
We like authoritarianism. We like social interventionism. We like legally forcing away gay shit.
>>514864930
>If you go to work at your small business you need to pay your mortage and feed your kids you will DEFINITELY spread coof, you and everyone you come into contact with WILL DIE in the WINTER OF DEATH
>if you go and rub shoulders with thousands of liberal retards at a nog lives matter protest its fine though it doesnt spread there
None of this can be believed by an actual thinking person, if you believed any of this shit you are nothing more than a USB drive made of meat and bone, loaded with whatever the current propaganda.txt is
>If you go to work at your small business you need to pay your mortage and feed your kids you will DEFINITELY spread coof, you and everyone you come into contact with WILL DIE in the WINTER OF DEATH
>if you go and rub shoulders with thousands of liberal retards at a nog lives matter protest its fine though it doesnt spread there
None of this can be believed by an actual thinking person, if you believed any of this shit you are nothing more than a USB drive made of meat and bone, loaded with whatever the current propaganda.txt is
I don't want to live anymore.
>Your comment was muted for 2 seconds because it's not original.
>Your comment was muted for 2 seconds because it's not original.
>101 threads filtered
>41 twatter screencap 1pbtid threads hidden
Seems a little excessive for a Wednesday evening. Did something get blown up in a brown country?
>41 twatter screencap 1pbtid threads hidden
Seems a little excessive for a Wednesday evening. Did something get blown up in a brown country?
>>514726664
He says while supporting a president literally burning his own legacy to protect a kike sex trafficker and his associates. No one thinks the US does this shit for any reason but to install their own kosher crime lords who make sure Goldstein and Levy get their cut (see: the US immediately restarting opium production in Afghanistan after invading).
He says while supporting a president literally burning his own legacy to protect a kike sex trafficker and his associates. No one thinks the US does this shit for any reason but to install their own kosher crime lords who make sure Goldstein and Levy get their cut (see: the US immediately restarting opium production in Afghanistan after invading).
>picture of a reddit post of a reddit screencap of a twitter screencap
>>514218191
talking politics irl is actually very gay and cringe
talking politics irl is actually very gay and cringe
just found out that gay people exist
>suno
>>214249084
>esquerdotranny meme
Você é o tipo de pessoa que dá hate na alemã de Santa Catarina por se orgulhar das suas origens. Dilate.
>esquerdotranny meme
Você é o tipo de pessoa que dá hate na alemã de Santa Catarina por se orgulhar das suas origens. Dilate.
>>514129279
Wtf are you talking about? He's literally a nigger
Wtf are you talking about? He's literally a nigger
>mfw bro starts yapping about countries in front of da hoes
We latinos are based and redpilled on the JQ.
Just remove any barrier of entry for us already, we are americans just like you.
Just remove any barrier of entry for us already, we are americans just like you.
>>214045395
She is looking for a white guy at least 10 years older than her (me) as a boyfriend/future husband material.
She is looking for a white guy at least 10 years older than her (me) as a boyfriend/future husband material.
>The only good thing that came out of here [Birmingham] died a month ago. But in fairness to Ozzy Osbourne, he had the good sense to move to LA, a proper city. Because if I lived in Birmingham, I'd die too.
Friends wife posted on instagram that she is "screaming and crying" because Taylor Swift got engaged to Travis Kelce.
>>214212183
You ruined my wallet. Your country should pay me reparations.
You ruined my wallet. Your country should pay me reparations.
>>514009444
Aren't these Q people anti war? wtf why is this multiverse a full 180 degree all of the sudden?
Aren't these Q people anti war? wtf why is this multiverse a full 180 degree all of the sudden?
Imagine how much money we've all given to pay for presidents to play golf all day and schmooze with their rich friends while they laugh at us and sell us out. Supporting and looking up to any of these rich politician faggots is absolutely pathetic boot licking behavior.
i watched bring her back this weekend. it was fucking stupid and boring and the main character is a googly eyed chink. is a24 finished?
>>536622252
I'm sticking with c++ because I'm so used to visual studio
I'm sticking with c++ because I'm so used to visual studio
I'm doing nothing. ChatGPT is writing code, undisturbed
>>513867026
Isn't Trump suppose to fix this shit?
Isn't Trump suppose to fix this shit?
Did you know?
If you stop watching porn and begin working on your plans you will be much happier, it will be painful at first but in the long run it will bring you freedom. Porn is poison and it is a serious addiction that is why you keep coming bakc
If you stop watching porn and begin working on your plans you will be much happier, it will be painful at first but in the long run it will bring you freedom. Porn is poison and it is a serious addiction that is why you keep coming bakc
>Mingus
Why are threads about Epstein getting deleted?
>pulchra fans beg for her to be playable
>they do, A rank
>YOOOOO LETS GO WE WON SHES SO FUCKING HOT
>komano fans beg for him to be playable
>they do, A rank
>A rank that is a dps and on field nonetheless
>AIEEEEEEEEEEE HOYO IS LITERALLY KILLING US
And this is why you will not be getting more m*le units. You didn't buy the S ranks and are screeching at the A ranks.
>they do, A rank
>YOOOOO LETS GO WE WON SHES SO FUCKING HOT
>komano fans beg for him to be playable
>they do, A rank
>A rank that is a dps and on field nonetheless
>AIEEEEEEEEEEE HOYO IS LITERALLY KILLING US
And this is why you will not be getting more m*le units. You didn't buy the S ranks and are screeching at the A ranks.
How do we feel about Dexter resurrected?
You said hey,
And the world rearranged,
One look was enough,
Now nothing feels the same.
You just said hello,
Yet carried my heart,
With no more words to say.
Stole it with ease,
A spark turned to flame,
Now every beat calls
Only your name.
And the world rearranged,
One look was enough,
Now nothing feels the same.
You just said hello,
Yet carried my heart,
With no more words to say.
Stole it with ease,
A spark turned to flame,
Now every beat calls
Only your name.
It's all just one big coping mechanism.
I do not care about you losing your modbeast
Tell me what I want to hear.
Seattle didnt exist when Phyre was in the past.
>>718533507
bros... I think we broke this one
bros... I think we broke this one
>>718522327
RE4 good....
Much slower game pace
Cut scenes removed
Sections of the game just gone
Censorship
Retarded mouse meme forced by crapcom
Weapons with no kick to them
LoL Ada
Yellow paint for retards
Leon now does kung fu action throws
No buddy just no.
RE4 good....
Much slower game pace
Cut scenes removed
Sections of the game just gone
Censorship
Retarded mouse meme forced by crapcom
Weapons with no kick to them
LoL Ada
Yellow paint for retards
Leon now does kung fu action throws
No buddy just no.
i enjoyed season 1 of fallout. i even thought the main character was a little hottie till i saw her busted tits.....
Tell me the truth.
>Take the Batman into custody
>I am The Batman
>I am The Batman
>>718436456
Did you actually play the game or not?
Did you actually play the game or not?
Tell me what I want to hear.
>>213786763
Every brown person I know likes this movie.
Every brown person I know likes this movie.
my dad took one look at my hairline, said i was going to go bald soon but then told me that one of my great uncles didn't go bald
>>213792869
why did she do it bros? she was so perfect
why did she do it bros? she was so perfect
>>513369464
How?
How?
Cash is a poor man's money
How come there wasn't any outrage over AEW running the longest PPV ever
>Google a thing on my phone
>Little pop up appears at the bottom
>Assume it’s a cookie thing so click the blue option and not the grey one because whatever I don’t care
>Its not a cookie thing
>Its a google popup that wants me to download the google app to Google stuff
>Have to close out of the App Store and start all over again
Who is this for? Who is using a dedicated app for googling?
It’s not even a chrome ad. It takes me to the actual google app on the App Store made just for googling. What do they expect people to do? “Oh yeah I need to google something let me stop what I’m doing, close down my browser and open up my dedicated googling app”.
Any more of this nonsense and I’m googling that duck search engine that the nonces use and switching to that.
>Little pop up appears at the bottom
>Assume it’s a cookie thing so click the blue option and not the grey one because whatever I don’t care
>Its not a cookie thing
>Its a google popup that wants me to download the google app to Google stuff
>Have to close out of the App Store and start all over again
Who is this for? Who is using a dedicated app for googling?
It’s not even a chrome ad. It takes me to the actual google app on the App Store made just for googling. What do they expect people to do? “Oh yeah I need to google something let me stop what I’m doing, close down my browser and open up my dedicated googling app”.
Any more of this nonsense and I’m googling that duck search engine that the nonces use and switching to that.
What happened to coked up promos? Wrestlers never scream and shout nowadays they talk slow as fuck and wait for a reaction after every line. Imagine if someone like Drew cut an ultimate warrior promo it would get a huge pop
Tell me what I want to hear.
Tell me what I want to hear, please.
>>718220023
>hiding behind vague acronyms so you can pretend you don't hold your own beliefs
is there anything more pathetic? just say it if you believe it
>hiding behind vague acronyms so you can pretend you don't hold your own beliefs
is there anything more pathetic? just say it if you believe it
>>513162913
I'm hungry. You can't cancel lunch just like that
I'm hungry. You can't cancel lunch just like that
Tell me what I want to hear.
Why does my butthole hurt
Guys I just farted, any advice?
Would you have sex with me if I transitioned from male to female? Im not getting bottom surgery tho.
I want peace.
i believe you
>>213640578
brown hands made this post
brown hands made this post
>>717960975
TwinBee is a clear ripoff of Opa-opa. Sega should sue.
TwinBee is a clear ripoff of Opa-opa. Sega should sue.
>>717945804
players should be penalised for shooting medics in a game like that. Get sent to war crime jail. banned from playing for x amount of time.
players should be penalised for shooting medics in a game like that. Get sent to war crime jail. banned from playing for x amount of time.
>>512893189
they're literally dirty farm animals covered in cocoa butter anon
they're literally dirty farm animals covered in cocoa butter anon
So we can all agree the Epstein list was a democrat lie and never existed?
>>512828019
>>512828247
Wtf is foot traffic? Never heard of it before. Is this globohomo speak for what?
>>512828247
Wtf is foot traffic? Never heard of it before. Is this globohomo speak for what?
>>512817985
jew females will be the first to go (painful)
jew females will be the first to go (painful)
I don't want to be that guy, but even Marvel Rivals has a more competent live service story than Overwatch atp. And the story is literally changing each season via a new theme rather than being stuck in the past.
Are people seriously still angry at spinosaurus killing a t-rex in 2025? It's just a movie.
Maybe jews are right about the goyim.
>>213613267
eating monkeys is whatever since it's still just an animal but having its head on is just straight up subhuman behavior
eating monkeys is whatever since it's still just an animal but having its head on is just straight up subhuman behavior
>>512533621
bix nood mufugga
bix nood mufugga
I just spent $15 on GPT-5 credits building myself a personal app.
>>213508500
This. I don't understand why /int/ hates India so much. It has a great culture and history that dates back to thousands years ago.
This. I don't understand why /int/ hates India so much. It has a great culture and history that dates back to thousands years ago.
So why should I not enable secureboot? Does it break your computer?
Does my suffering please you?
>pochtroons
>diablards
>poetards
>diablards
>poetards
Man, if what I'm seeing on social media is true
Poor Europe
Poor Europe
Please god no loot shit in this game. It was so tedious in 2. I just want the Horsemen to have their own predefined weapons. War with his Sword and Death with Scythes and Fury with Whip and Strife with guns or something along these lines. I do not want to be picked up level 22 sword of poison damage type bullshit.
Think I'm going to play on my PS2 all night, and goon to trannies.
Why did you come? The water here is bitter, traveller.
How do we get our fellow Aryans to breed white women again?
Even the depths of the /pol/chudcelgoonhitlermind have turned to rejecting white women and breeding with Asian salarywomen.
Even the depths of the /pol/chudcelgoonhitlermind have turned to rejecting white women and breeding with Asian salarywomen.
Should I wish happy birthday to this girl? It's been over a month since we last talked and I don't even know what date her birthday is just that it's in august.
>>213166741
if she didn't have such a fat neck the rest of the body would look fine
if she didn't have such a fat neck the rest of the body would look fine
You now remember the Detroit Tigers
Why did the 3ds have a lower screen resolution than the PSP despite coming out like 6 years later
I do not like mercenaries and I do not like the new endgame content.
Say your vitamins and eat your pears brother
Big fan of my bookshelf.
If I ever want a list of books that I want to read but never will, there it is.
If I ever want a list of books that I want to read but never will, there it is.
Imagine being some fella in Japan or whatever who runs a website and one day you get an email saying
>Hello sirs, we are the Ofcom. You need to ban your users or pay us a fine of £18,000,000. Thank you.
I'd be putting that straight in the spam folder too to be fair.
>Hello sirs, we are the Ofcom. You need to ban your users or pay us a fine of £18,000,000. Thank you.
I'd be putting that straight in the spam folder too to be fair.
>>511309172
FUCK I forgot that
FUCK I forgot that
That fucking jingle from Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Every fucking time pirate stuff on the internet I hear this fucking jinggle, it's been years since I couldn't hear it while downloading something with proprietary ownership on the internet. Is Doofenshmirtz a "kill all politician's cartoon "demon"? One that has been set to burn the carcass of the Deep State on fire and mangle al their corpses? Or am I just schizo for this issue in particular?
Be real with me, please!
Be real with me, please!
>>213111782
Have you ever actually seen what happens with these petitions?
I watched one once. 7 or 8 nobody’s sit in a room on camera and say “uhhh yeah there’s this petition what does everyone think” and then 2 minutes later they move on.
That’s the “discussion in parliament”. You should be able to find links of recordings on older discussions.
You’re better off smearing “I don’t like it” in shit on your bedroom wall.
Have you ever actually seen what happens with these petitions?
I watched one once. 7 or 8 nobody’s sit in a room on camera and say “uhhh yeah there’s this petition what does everyone think” and then 2 minutes later they move on.
That’s the “discussion in parliament”. You should be able to find links of recordings on older discussions.
You’re better off smearing “I don’t like it” in shit on your bedroom wall.
Why not just invent cock and balls recognition software?
You can tell how old someone is by their cock and balls.
I’m sure everybody wanking would have no issue sending their cock and balls pics to someone.
They’d probably enjoy doing it actually. A “win-win” situation if you will.
You can tell how old someone is by their cock and balls.
I’m sure everybody wanking would have no issue sending their cock and balls pics to someone.
They’d probably enjoy doing it actually. A “win-win” situation if you will.
>>213103415
What makes you think she has a pet gorilla?
What makes you think she has a pet gorilla?
>>213098874
No it won’t.
No it won’t.
>>511211008
why are SEAs so gay
why are SEAs so gay
Rorke when he’s got a job photographing whole numbers but he walks into a room full of non-integers:
>I WANT THEM ALL ROUNDED UP AND SHOT!
>I WANT THEM ALL ROUNDED UP AND SHOT!
Got a spot coming up on my face so I’ve put a dab of sudocrem on it to sit overnight. Always dries it out and reduces any redness. Makes a mess on my pillow though if I roll over in my sleep.
Just a little skincare tip for you lads.
Just a little skincare tip for you lads.
Ah yes, let me take finasteride to inhibit the enzyme that converts my testosterone to DHT.
DHT is only responsible for enlargement of my cock and balls, facial hair, body hair and deepening of your voice during puberty. My erectile function, libido, penile and scrotal tissue health, penis size and sensitivity, muscle growth, bone density, mood stability, cognitive function and prostate health as adult.
But at least my hairline won’t be receding. I’ll have pretty hair like a girl.
DHT is only responsible for enlargement of my cock and balls, facial hair, body hair and deepening of your voice during puberty. My erectile function, libido, penile and scrotal tissue health, penis size and sensitivity, muscle growth, bone density, mood stability, cognitive function and prostate health as adult.
But at least my hairline won’t be receding. I’ll have pretty hair like a girl.
Found some jobs in North Korea that I might apply for.
This is not a joke about the state of the country or anything. I also don’t know anything about politics or what they get up to over there.
Just saw some stuff advertised that I’m qualified for and thought; I’m going to be dead in about 50 years, why not go do something interesting for a bit. Seems better than doing the same boring shite over and over again.
I’m like 90% sure they aren’t just going to harvest my organs or whatever it is people say.
This is not a joke about the state of the country or anything. I also don’t know anything about politics or what they get up to over there.
Just saw some stuff advertised that I’m qualified for and thought; I’m going to be dead in about 50 years, why not go do something interesting for a bit. Seems better than doing the same boring shite over and over again.
I’m like 90% sure they aren’t just going to harvest my organs or whatever it is people say.
How come women want to close this “gender pay gap” they keeping banging on about, but not one of them brings up making retirement ages equal?
It’s 2025, shouldn’t men and women be retiring at the same age?
If anything men should retire earlier than women since they have a lower life expectancy. Just doesn’t add up or seem fair in the slightest.
It’s 2025, shouldn’t men and women be retiring at the same age?
If anything men should retire earlier than women since they have a lower life expectancy. Just doesn’t add up or seem fair in the slightest.
Might start drinking coffee. Does anybody here drink coffee?
I’m assuming a jar of instant coffee isn’t the way to go but I don’t know anything about coffee and haven’t drank it before other than a flat white or two from maccies.
I’m in my 30’s btw
I’m assuming a jar of instant coffee isn’t the way to go but I don’t know anything about coffee and haven’t drank it before other than a flat white or two from maccies.
I’m in my 30’s btw
>Live, laugh, love.
They’re right. You’re just thinking too much and haven’t lived, laughed or loved enough to realise.
They’re right. You’re just thinking too much and haven’t lived, laughed or loved enough to realise.
>>511108949
Is there someone in this thread that has bought something from an ad on a website or youtube?
Is there someone in this thread that has bought something from an ad on a website or youtube?
same
Rorke drinking a mug of coffee and checking his texts on his 7 year old Nokia (he has none, again).
Leftypol laughing at him while sipping his Starbucks and opening twitter on his latest iPhone to complain about capitalism and consumerism.
Leftypol laughing at him while sipping his Starbucks and opening twitter on his latest iPhone to complain about capitalism and consumerism.
Aren't all YouTubers "virtual YouTubers"?
What's the socially acceptable amount of time you have to keep a birthday/christmas card before you throw it in the bin?
>>213027753
Men will look at this and call the woman stupid and say that breast size doesn't matter at all in reality.
Then they will go cry on the internet because they don't have a 9 inch cock like the pornstars they watch.
Odd phenomenon.
Mahna Mahna.
Men will look at this and call the woman stupid and say that breast size doesn't matter at all in reality.
Then they will go cry on the internet because they don't have a 9 inch cock like the pornstars they watch.
Odd phenomenon.
Mahna Mahna.
You are everything I seek.
Why do people use the argument about pigs being smart as a reason not to eat them?
They say the same thing about dolphins. Everyone loves the dolphins and they’ll tell you how smart they are. Can’t eat the dolphins.
Octopuses (Yes octopuses is correct not octopi or octopodes) and squidi are very smart but nobody gives a shit about them so we have calamari.
What does how smart something is have to do with whether or not we can eat them? By that same logic we should be allowed to punch retarded people in the head for fun because they’re not as smart.
Cruel and bizarre world we live in.
They say the same thing about dolphins. Everyone loves the dolphins and they’ll tell you how smart they are. Can’t eat the dolphins.
Octopuses (Yes octopuses is correct not octopi or octopodes) and squidi are very smart but nobody gives a shit about them so we have calamari.
What does how smart something is have to do with whether or not we can eat them? By that same logic we should be allowed to punch retarded people in the head for fun because they’re not as smart.
Cruel and bizarre world we live in.
If you had a clone would you shag yourself?
I would I reckon. Probably get into arguments with the clone about who takes it up the arse though.
Also, while we’re on the topic, is it gay to shag your own clone?
I would I reckon. Probably get into arguments with the clone about who takes it up the arse though.
Also, while we’re on the topic, is it gay to shag your own clone?
>Yugi won against full-power Atem with all Egyptian gods
I think I might be kinda low key zesty.
Fell into the lake
Yesterday I was sup boarding on a lake and saw a bottle with string attached to it floating in the middle of the lake. I thought that maybe it is attached to some treasure on the bottom of the lake and tried reaching it and lost balance and fell into the lake. I still reached it later and it turned out to be just dang ol fishing net.
You have to let me go. I can't stay with you forever.
Name one trans right.
>>212978820
I've also observed this phenomenon. Koreans are similar (odd mix of manlets and lanklets).
I've also observed this phenomenon. Koreans are similar (odd mix of manlets and lanklets).
Do you guys ever get scared that other people at your table lurk here and see you talking about them
So you’re telling me one of the dozen different groups of brown people in the Middle East, with a GDP less than Ireland and a population smaller than Haiti, are secretly controlling the world by producing Hollywood movies and making porn with black fellas in it?
The same group of people who got tricked onto getting on trains and nearly got exterminated?
You’re telling me they secretly tricked every world leader into becoming a nonce as part of their evil scheme and all the world leaders just said “yeah I actually really fancy kids cheers little Jewish man”.
Sounds a bit farfetched if I’m honest rorke.
The same group of people who got tricked onto getting on trains and nearly got exterminated?
You’re telling me they secretly tricked every world leader into becoming a nonce as part of their evil scheme and all the world leaders just said “yeah I actually really fancy kids cheers little Jewish man”.
Sounds a bit farfetched if I’m honest rorke.
Woman on the tills at Morrisons smiled at me and I think I fell in love with her
>>212958848
That bracelet is far too big for her. It’s going to fall right off her hand.
That bracelet is far too big for her. It’s going to fall right off her hand.
24,000 migrants? You’re telling me the country secretly let it 24,000 migrants? And we know this because it was leaked information from a data breach?
Well I for one am glad that we know this information now so we can get angry about 24,000 migrants. I am sure everyone is getting really angry at the migrants. Not the government who is secretly allowing this because they know it’s the exact opposite of what the country wants and people will start rioting again.
I’m sure this is the only case of this happening, because it is the only one that was leaked. 100% of these things are leaked and we should get angry about the 24,000 migrants. Definitely only 24,000.
Well I for one am glad that we know this information now so we can get angry about 24,000 migrants. I am sure everyone is getting really angry at the migrants. Not the government who is secretly allowing this because they know it’s the exact opposite of what the country wants and people will start rioting again.
I’m sure this is the only case of this happening, because it is the only one that was leaked. 100% of these things are leaked and we should get angry about the 24,000 migrants. Definitely only 24,000.
>>715933165
More games than PS5
More games than PS5
>I don’t know my left and right
What? What the fuck are people that say this talking about?
How can you not know your left and right? It’s one of these most basic things anybody with a body and brain knows. Do they not know how where their legs are or if their eyes are open or closed? Do they not know up from down?
Who are these people and how have they managed to survive until speaking age?
What? What the fuck are people that say this talking about?
How can you not know your left and right? It’s one of these most basic things anybody with a body and brain knows. Do they not know how where their legs are or if their eyes are open or closed? Do they not know up from down?
Who are these people and how have they managed to survive until speaking age?
>>149459513
did your dad do it
did your dad do it
>>212936850
Why would Ukrainians be writing in English?
Why would Ukrainians be writing in English?
You know those big bin things they have for donating clothes?
For some reason I thought you put clothes in and they send it to people who need clothes.
Not what happens at all. They bundle it all up and sell it off to people by weight. Second hand stores or online sellers or whatever for them to resell. Then they use the money the resellers paid for whatever charity stuff they’re doing. Minus all the charity workers wages.
Feels a bit weird really. My clothes aren’t going to help people keep warm. They’re being bought by someone just like me somewhere else in the country.
For some reason I thought you put clothes in and they send it to people who need clothes.
Not what happens at all. They bundle it all up and sell it off to people by weight. Second hand stores or online sellers or whatever for them to resell. Then they use the money the resellers paid for whatever charity stuff they’re doing. Minus all the charity workers wages.
Feels a bit weird really. My clothes aren’t going to help people keep warm. They’re being bought by someone just like me somewhere else in the country.
Get the reels scrolled.
Get the monthly subscriptions paid.
Get the vapes sucked.
Get the brand name clothing on.
Get the weather talked about.
Get the anger inducing news read.
Get the same day lived on repeat.
Go nowhere.
Get the monthly subscriptions paid.
Get the vapes sucked.
Get the brand name clothing on.
Get the weather talked about.
Get the anger inducing news read.
Get the same day lived on repeat.
Go nowhere.
Good morning guys.
What should I do today?
What should I do today?
Atheism is a civillization-destroying disease and the worst thing to happen to the west
Atheism has turned the west into an spiritually dead wasteland and virtually every problem we face comes from atheism
Atheism has turned the west into an spiritually dead wasteland and virtually every problem we face comes from atheism
I just killed Donald Trump.
Check the news in five minutes. We warned you trans bodies wouldn't just stand by while Trump genocided us.
>>212914839
Newfag.
Newfag.
Made myself angry again.
Can’t tell if my languid and unhappy mind is just being conscious of its own feebleness or if there’s just a lot of bellends about doing bellend stuff and pissing me off.
Can’t tell if my languid and unhappy mind is just being conscious of its own feebleness or if there’s just a lot of bellends about doing bellend stuff and pissing me off.
Have to give it to the Chinese. I received my Alibaba/Ali express/wish.com/temu/shein cheap Chinese boxers and they are incredibly comfy. It’s like my cock and balls are all coddled up in soft breathable silk.
Don’t fancy them surviving many washes but with 3 packs of boxers costing nearly £20 in the shop, best value for money might just be living like a Saudi prince wearing brand new underpants daily.
Wonder if they sell anything else that isn’t complete shit.
Don’t fancy them surviving many washes but with 3 packs of boxers costing nearly £20 in the shop, best value for money might just be living like a Saudi prince wearing brand new underpants daily.
Wonder if they sell anything else that isn’t complete shit.
Business idea: A dating app but for autists and freaks.
Instead of matching with people and having to pretend you’re normal and have acceptable hobbies, it’s just people who struggle keeping eye contact and don’t have much to say on a date.
I’ll call it Mumble.
Instead of matching with people and having to pretend you’re normal and have acceptable hobbies, it’s just people who struggle keeping eye contact and don’t have much to say on a date.
I’ll call it Mumble.
>>212880887
Consider which is the bigger punishment.
Not being able to post for a while or however long it takes to change your IP, or being allowed to continue wasting their life posting AI images of the gherkin at 2am on a Friday.
That poor man is suffering from a cruel and unusual punishment from the janny. He just doesn’t have the mental capacity to realise it.
Consider which is the bigger punishment.
Not being able to post for a while or however long it takes to change your IP, or being allowed to continue wasting their life posting AI images of the gherkin at 2am on a Friday.
That poor man is suffering from a cruel and unusual punishment from the janny. He just doesn’t have the mental capacity to realise it.
Where do Americans get hotdogs from?
I’m aware place like TacoBell exist for tacos, or KFC for chicken, and obviously burgers are everywhere.
But what about the hotdogs? Is there a McDonalds of hotdogs? Or does McDonalds sell hotdogs over there?
I’m aware place like TacoBell exist for tacos, or KFC for chicken, and obviously burgers are everywhere.
But what about the hotdogs? Is there a McDonalds of hotdogs? Or does McDonalds sell hotdogs over there?
Just spent 20 minutes checking myself out in the bathroom mirror naked after my shower.
I’ve had diarrhoea so haven’t eaten much the last couple days. Actually look pretty good.
Very odd feeling. Considering not eating a load of shit and actually doing some exercise. Either that or finding out how to give myself diarrhoea once a week to keep it up.
I’ve had diarrhoea so haven’t eaten much the last couple days. Actually look pretty good.
Very odd feeling. Considering not eating a load of shit and actually doing some exercise. Either that or finding out how to give myself diarrhoea once a week to keep it up.
My PC boots faster than my Android TV.
>>212863485
How do you drown in a hotel swimming pool? I can understand the sea or a lake.
I get that some people can’t swim for whatever reason. But surely you can just splash your way to the edge of a pool? It’s still water that is at most 10 feet deep at the deep end. Just sink down a bit and push off to the edge if you can’t swim.
How do they drown? Just panic and start swallowing water 4 feet away from some bloke on a lilo?
How do you drown in a hotel swimming pool? I can understand the sea or a lake.
I get that some people can’t swim for whatever reason. But surely you can just splash your way to the edge of a pool? It’s still water that is at most 10 feet deep at the deep end. Just sink down a bit and push off to the edge if you can’t swim.
How do they drown? Just panic and start swallowing water 4 feet away from some bloke on a lilo?
>You can now store all your files in the cloud
Right. But why would I want to do that? I’ve never owned any sort of device that doesn’t have some sort of storage.
You can get phones with 1TB of storage. Who’s got all these files? And in what world are they storing them all in “the cloud” and paying a monthly fee instead of just on their device?
Surely anyone who does have terabytes of data uses it for something and would just use a NAS or at the very least just get some extra hard drives.
Doesnt make a lick of sense.
Right. But why would I want to do that? I’ve never owned any sort of device that doesn’t have some sort of storage.
You can get phones with 1TB of storage. Who’s got all these files? And in what world are they storing them all in “the cloud” and paying a monthly fee instead of just on their device?
Surely anyone who does have terabytes of data uses it for something and would just use a NAS or at the very least just get some extra hard drives.
Doesnt make a lick of sense.
they removed the original from steam. this is literally a tax.
One day I aspire to be the kind of man who has the self confidence to wear a plain white tshirt in public.
It’s like saying to the world; yeah, I’m not only capable of not spilling stuff on myself, but I also know enough about doing the washing to keep it crisp and bright white.
Pair that with a somewhat in shape body to fill it out properly, and you could rule the world.
It’s like saying to the world; yeah, I’m not only capable of not spilling stuff on myself, but I also know enough about doing the washing to keep it crisp and bright white.
Pair that with a somewhat in shape body to fill it out properly, and you could rule the world.
>Like playing video games. Everyone in school calls you a spacky nerd.
>Fast forward 10 years and every loves video games now
>Like looking at memes on the internet. Everyone on MSN messenger calls you weird and says it’s not funny.
>Fast forward 10 years they’re posting memes on facebook
>Complain about the Jews and get called a nazi
>Fast forward 10 years and they’re chanting for their deaths at Glastonbury
>Watch the movie Her. Everyone says that’s you and you’re going to marry your computer
>Fast forward 10 years and they’re all talking with their AI girlfriends
Starting to think I’m just ahead of the trend. 10 years from now they’ll all be posting inane blog posts on /brit/ and wanking to middle aged Asian women in tights.
>Fast forward 10 years and every loves video games now
>Like looking at memes on the internet. Everyone on MSN messenger calls you weird and says it’s not funny.
>Fast forward 10 years they’re posting memes on facebook
>Complain about the Jews and get called a nazi
>Fast forward 10 years and they’re chanting for their deaths at Glastonbury
>Watch the movie Her. Everyone says that’s you and you’re going to marry your computer
>Fast forward 10 years and they’re all talking with their AI girlfriends
Starting to think I’m just ahead of the trend. 10 years from now they’ll all be posting inane blog posts on /brit/ and wanking to middle aged Asian women in tights.
Ofcom agent banging on my windows screaming “Noooo don’t do it!” before breaching my bedroom door and slapping my cock out my hand for looking at a woman’s lovely big bum on the internet.
When you buy a fish from the supermarket it’s been cleaned and gutted. They cut from its gills down to its tail and empty out all the insides.
Sometimes you see whole pigs and it’s the same. Empty and you can see their ribs inside.
But when you buy a whole chicken it’s like they haven’t even been opened up. Just looks like it’s had its arsehole spread open a bit wide.
How do they get all the inside bits out? Just rip everything out it’s arse? How do they make sure they got everything? Do chickens just not have any organs connected to their body like fish or pigs?
Sometimes you see whole pigs and it’s the same. Empty and you can see their ribs inside.
But when you buy a whole chicken it’s like they haven’t even been opened up. Just looks like it’s had its arsehole spread open a bit wide.
How do they get all the inside bits out? Just rip everything out it’s arse? How do they make sure they got everything? Do chickens just not have any organs connected to their body like fish or pigs?
Used to go to the cinema with my mates and we’d meet up outside the cinema, buy tickets and then sit watching a movie for a couple hours without really speaking.
Then after just leave the cinema and head our separate ways.
Wasn’t really socialising now that I think about it.
Then after just leave the cinema and head our separate ways.
Wasn’t really socialising now that I think about it.
Why don’t we just rape the immigrants when they come over so they know it doesn’t feel nice and they stop doing it?
Wouldn’t have a problem then would we?
Government is too busy trying to figure out what is and isn’t woke that they’re letting the real solutions fly over their heads.
Wouldn’t have a problem then would we?
Government is too busy trying to figure out what is and isn’t woke that they’re letting the real solutions fly over their heads.
Been looking at my shoes. They’re not foot shaped at all.
Nobody has feet that turn into a point in the middle. Nobody’s toes are a straight parallel line from the bottom of their big toe to their little toe.
Ridiculous really. Have to buy some of those nonce toe hole shoes just to be comfy or go barefoot like a third worlder.
Nobody has feet that turn into a point in the middle. Nobody’s toes are a straight parallel line from the bottom of their big toe to their little toe.
Ridiculous really. Have to buy some of those nonce toe hole shoes just to be comfy or go barefoot like a third worlder.
Thinking about helping those less fortunate than me. Might go to Blackpool and buy some rock or whatever it is those poor souls do to survive.
Interrupted an Indian fella saying his farewells to his family at the airport to ask him where he was flying back to.
He said Mumbai.
He said Mumbai.
Been thinking about the internet.
Infinite access to the world’s knowledge, you can learn about anything. Teach yourself a language, become a programmer, access top university lectures on any subject. Literally everything.
Or you can watch any media you want. Download the latest blockbuster and watch that. Listen to some music from the 40’s. Watch a YouTube video about any subject that interests you.
Can also talk to anyone in the world. Have a video call with a bloke from Angola. Send some DM’s to a girl from Paraguay. Go online dating and meet a nice Scottish lady.
Start an online business, make money, political revolutions, cyberattacks, stock trading, online shopping, gaming.
Everything. All at our fingertips. Available for free, immediately.
Yet we choose to post about poo and willies on an anonymous forum. Odd behaviour really.
Infinite access to the world’s knowledge, you can learn about anything. Teach yourself a language, become a programmer, access top university lectures on any subject. Literally everything.
Or you can watch any media you want. Download the latest blockbuster and watch that. Listen to some music from the 40’s. Watch a YouTube video about any subject that interests you.
Can also talk to anyone in the world. Have a video call with a bloke from Angola. Send some DM’s to a girl from Paraguay. Go online dating and meet a nice Scottish lady.
Start an online business, make money, political revolutions, cyberattacks, stock trading, online shopping, gaming.
Everything. All at our fingertips. Available for free, immediately.
Yet we choose to post about poo and willies on an anonymous forum. Odd behaviour really.
>>212804738
I saw a transgender individual today and this individual wasn't wearing a mask
I saw a transgender individual today and this individual wasn't wearing a mask
Too hot in my bedroom. I’ve left a sweaty imprint of my arse and balls on my meditation bench when I finally got off it.
>High diddle diddle,
>The cat and the fiddle,
>The cow jump'd over the moon;
>The little dog laugh'd
>To see such craft,
>And the dish ran away with the spoon.
The earliest recorded version of the poem resembling the modern form was printed around 1765 in London in “Mother Goose's Melody”. But there is another line after it:
>It must be a little dog that laugh'd, for a great dog would be ashamed to laugh at such nonsense.
Don’t understand this at all. It’s just a bunch of nonsense that we’ve repeated for hundreds of years for some reason. Am I the great dog?
>The cat and the fiddle,
>The cow jump'd over the moon;
>The little dog laugh'd
>To see such craft,
>And the dish ran away with the spoon.
The earliest recorded version of the poem resembling the modern form was printed around 1765 in London in “Mother Goose's Melody”. But there is another line after it:
>It must be a little dog that laugh'd, for a great dog would be ashamed to laugh at such nonsense.
Don’t understand this at all. It’s just a bunch of nonsense that we’ve repeated for hundreds of years for some reason. Am I the great dog?
I am from the UK, under 35 and willing to take a leap of faith.
Feeling very tumultuous today.
I googled tumultuous before making this post. Still not sure if I'm using it correctly.
I googled tumultuous before making this post. Still not sure if I'm using it correctly.
>>212769680
Hate to spoil the illusion but that first “we’re all in here” post wasn’t even me. Just a thread innit. I have the normal autism not the spainnonce /brit/ is my life autism
Hate to spoil the illusion but that first “we’re all in here” post wasn’t even me. Just a thread innit. I have the normal autism not the spainnonce /brit/ is my life autism
>>212765054
Does that mean she lands on her head?
Does that mean she lands on her head?
Been thinking about these “romance scams”.
Women in their 40’s giving away their life savings to a younger man that’s interested in them.
I’m a younger man. I could just spend a year or two going to the gym everyday and then go meet some rich woman in her 40’s.
Wouldn’t even be a scam really. I’d love and marry a woman 10-15 years older than me. Kiss her old hairy fanny and everything.
Women in their 40’s giving away their life savings to a younger man that’s interested in them.
I’m a younger man. I could just spend a year or two going to the gym everyday and then go meet some rich woman in her 40’s.
Wouldn’t even be a scam really. I’d love and marry a woman 10-15 years older than me. Kiss her old hairy fanny and everything.
I'm eating cheese on toast right now.
>Wake up with an erection
>Wait for it to go away and get out of bed
>Making a cup of tea and get an erection
>Go to the toilet and have to sit down to piss and lean forward because I have an erection
>Need to go to the corner shop and get milk but can’t because I have another erection
Stupid really. What was God thinking when he made men?
I thought we were supposed to be conquering the world in the name of his glory or something. Not needing to stay at home and wank all day just to perform basic daily tasks.
>Wait for it to go away and get out of bed
>Making a cup of tea and get an erection
>Go to the toilet and have to sit down to piss and lean forward because I have an erection
>Need to go to the corner shop and get milk but can’t because I have another erection
Stupid really. What was God thinking when he made men?
I thought we were supposed to be conquering the world in the name of his glory or something. Not needing to stay at home and wank all day just to perform basic daily tasks.
>>715411447
i don't like the salami nips
i don't like the salami nips
I have the files.
>>149774990
I don't have money
I don't have money
“They” don’t want you to know this but you can put retinol on your cock.
I’ve been rubbing a pea sized blob into my shaft every night before bed for months and it’s developed the texture of a bottlenosed dolphins beak.
I’ve been rubbing a pea sized blob into my shaft every night before bed for months and it’s developed the texture of a bottlenosed dolphins beak.
Honestly if Israel was just a westernized nation in the middle east without the whole jewish homeland thing, I'd support it
Got nothing to do.
Might read a book. Anyone here ever read a book before?
Might read a book. Anyone here ever read a book before?
Is it true that every black man has an 11 inch long penis?
Are Arabs and Jews left handed?
Seems a bit odd that both Arabic and Hebrew is written right to left. Don’t they smudge all the letters like left handed people do with English?
Seems a bit odd that both Arabic and Hebrew is written right to left. Don’t they smudge all the letters like left handed people do with English?
Don’t have any summery shoes. Only got some brown boots and some white leather trainers.
What are shoes that cool people wear? Ones that I can wear in summer without my feet turning into a sweaty sore mess.
What are shoes that cool people wear? Ones that I can wear in summer without my feet turning into a sweaty sore mess.
It unironically was for no reason whatsoever though.. Europeans were homogeneous, and when something went wrong, who do you blame? The king? No, he will kill you. Hmm..oh right! The Jews! Who also don't believe in Jesus (you're highly religious at this time btw)Then some old Karen starts spreading some rumors about seeing Jews poisoning the well, or someone who wants to be cool telling rumors on how they suck the blood of little Christian children, and soon enough the hate piles up and you get a pogrom.
Jews were not allowed into anything, no Carpeting, no, Roofing, no cooking, nothing. The only way they could survive was through lending money, being monetary advisors, and being good with numbers. The other ones didn't pass their genes. This is also why they have a much higher average IQ now.
And of course, after hundreds of years of discrimination, lynchings, pogroms, even a fucking holocaust, I would turn to demonic thinking too and would want to kill all those who have wronged me and their descendants too, it's natural. We basically bred our own downfall by discriminating against Jews for hundreds of years.
Jews were not allowed into anything, no Carpeting, no, Roofing, no cooking, nothing. The only way they could survive was through lending money, being monetary advisors, and being good with numbers. The other ones didn't pass their genes. This is also why they have a much higher average IQ now.
And of course, after hundreds of years of discrimination, lynchings, pogroms, even a fucking holocaust, I would turn to demonic thinking too and would want to kill all those who have wronged me and their descendants too, it's natural. We basically bred our own downfall by discriminating against Jews for hundreds of years.
My portfolio is worth more than my entire lifetime earnings of my 12+ years IT career.
I treat all conversations I have with people like Mass Effect or something. I never say what I actually think and just say what I think they want me to say so I get more good points with them. Do I have autism?
>>212560269
What if I settle down here and become part of your gay little town huh gay boy? You like that huh? You like it if I bought a house with you and married you and kissed you on the lips?!1 HUH!!!!?
What if I settle down here and become part of your gay little town huh gay boy? You like that huh? You like it if I bought a house with you and married you and kissed you on the lips?!1 HUH!!!!?
>Character starts eating yummy food
>It's past midnight and your fridge is empty
>It's past midnight and your fridge is empty
Got a hole in my sock. Looks like a right mug.
No one's innocent.
>Countries of the world quiz
>197/197
>Ceremonial counties of England quiz
>20/48
Reckon I might actually be a foreigner
>197/197
>Ceremonial counties of England quiz
>20/48
Reckon I might actually be a foreigner
>>509954645
that's a boy in your picture that you posted OP
that's a boy in your picture that you posted OP
>nobody has posted the after pic where they have cum on them
dead internet theory
dead internet theory
Wtf is femicide ? The term is used in Romania now.
>>509876985
its alright.
its alright.
>The largest city in China is called "chong ching"
Figured it’s about time I learn what RSVP stands for. It’s been long enough that I’ve just been pretending.
“Répondez s'il vous plaît” apparently. Literally just “please respond”. Bit pathetic really. “Ooh please respond to me I spoke some French code”.
Wish I never googled it.
“Répondez s'il vous plaît” apparently. Literally just “please respond”. Bit pathetic really. “Ooh please respond to me I spoke some French code”.
Wish I never googled it.
UHHHHHHH HELLOOOOO??
When are the Epstein files being released?
I’ve reached the age where you start randomly coughing and gagging in the morning when you brush your teeth
I'm 33 and I've never seen any woman naked in real life.
Whats the point of trying to look cool or 'fit in' on an imageboard thats completely anonymous. You have no status here and if you try to namefag everyone will laugh at you.
How many Indian fellas do you reckon you could take in a fight? More than 4?
Someone posted a very mean reply to my post last thread. Fortunately I took my l-theanine earlier so it didn’t bother me that much.
In the future I’ll try to make more posts about hating women or black men’s penises so as not to disrupt the flow of the thread.
In the future I’ll try to make more posts about hating women or black men’s penises so as not to disrupt the flow of the thread.
Been taking 400mg of l-theanine in the mornings recently.
Anxiety is gone. Brain fog is gone. If I have some more an hour before bed I can fall asleep like a normal person. You don’t build up a tolerance. Pairs well with caffeine for focusing. It’s an actual amino acid with studies and proven effects, not a fad magical mushroom powder or tree bark.
Can’t believe the hippies with their green tea kept this from us.
Anxiety is gone. Brain fog is gone. If I have some more an hour before bed I can fall asleep like a normal person. You don’t build up a tolerance. Pairs well with caffeine for focusing. It’s an actual amino acid with studies and proven effects, not a fad magical mushroom powder or tree bark.
Can’t believe the hippies with their green tea kept this from us.
Anybody got any book recommendations?
Just finished reading some prefer nettles, it was fine.
Don’t want to ask /lit/ because they’ll just tell me to read Pynchon or some old Greek nonsense.
Just finished reading some prefer nettles, it was fine.
Don’t want to ask /lit/ because they’ll just tell me to read Pynchon or some old Greek nonsense.
Is anybody actually using these phone repair shops?
Who would pay someone to replace their cracked phone screen or put a new battery in it? Anyone with an IQ over 80 and an internet connection can figure out how to do it for themselves for a fraction of the cost.
Is this just another “American candy store” situation? Or is it like Turkish barbers where they actually have customers somehow?
Who would pay someone to replace their cracked phone screen or put a new battery in it? Anyone with an IQ over 80 and an internet connection can figure out how to do it for themselves for a fraction of the cost.
Is this just another “American candy store” situation? Or is it like Turkish barbers where they actually have customers somehow?
I just watched some tv show where two Polish roasties living in South Korea were complaining that "Korean society is forcing women to get married by the age of 27 and it's too young for any woman to decide about their future"
American plastic cheese is actually pretty good if you’re putting on a cheap burger. You get the gooey texture and cheese flavour. It’s just cheese that’s been part melted and then emulsified or whatever they do to make it softer.
Anybody putting it in a sandwich should be publicly executed though.
Anybody putting it in a sandwich should be publicly executed though.
Putting all my money up my bum and jumping up and down so it jingles in my bedroom shouting “look at me I’m a piggy bank”
Does anyone else ever get an itchy bellend where you have to pull back your foreskin and scratch under the rim of your head or pinch and roll your foreskin to relieve it?
Or should I try and get a GP appointment?
Didn’t think penises could get itchy without having an STD but you have to have sex for that so that’s not it.
Or should I try and get a GP appointment?
Didn’t think penises could get itchy without having an STD but you have to have sex for that so that’s not it.
>>714595640
Are we meaning everyone in general or just tendies
Are we meaning everyone in general or just tendies
I'm going to post it
My forename and surname our occupations.
People be like "Oh no the Muslims are trying to make their own Muslim state where they're all Muslims we need to stop them".
Yet don't even blink at the fact we decided the Pope's house is it's own country.
Yet don't even blink at the fact we decided the Pope's house is it's own country.
>Lake Tanganyika is an African Great Lake. It is the world's second-largest freshwater lake by volume and the second deepest.
>It extends for 676 km (420 mi) in a general north–south direction and averages 50 km (31 mi) in width.
Big lake that. Imagine a lake that goes from London to the Scottish Highlands. Does make me question why they keep banging on about Africans having no drinking water though.
>It extends for 676 km (420 mi) in a general north–south direction and averages 50 km (31 mi) in width.
Big lake that. Imagine a lake that goes from London to the Scottish Highlands. Does make me question why they keep banging on about Africans having no drinking water though.
USA USA USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jTgkTEDDog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jTgkTEDDog
>>509521452
I'm Canadian.
I'm Canadian.
>>76338563
>girl i went out with a few weeks ago: wow anon youre so lean whats your diet
>tell her I literally just dont eat all day except for dinner
>wtf anon that's anorexia! just because you have muscle doesnt mean youre not anorexic!
>girl i went out with a few weeks ago: wow anon youre so lean whats your diet
>tell her I literally just dont eat all day except for dinner
>wtf anon that's anorexia! just because you have muscle doesnt mean youre not anorexic!
UHHHH HELLOOOOO?
When are the Epstein files being released?
>>76335625
Women live life on easy mode
Women live life on easy mode
I'm trying to come to terms with the fact I might genuinely die alone
UHHH HELLO?
When are the Epstein files being released?
>>509331046
dis nigga literally gonna fly a plane into the new wtc the day he's elected
dis nigga literally gonna fly a plane into the new wtc the day he's elected
>Spanish speakers use different words for "fish in the water" and "fish that has been caught and will be eaten"
What a peculiar race
What a peculiar race
Summer came and passed away
Hardly seemed to last a day
But it's over
And what can I do
Hardly seemed to last a day
But it's over
And what can I do
>>714227651
You do know CDKeys has a permanant "summer sale" all year round, right?
You do know CDKeys has a permanant "summer sale" all year round, right?
>>76327514
I don't fucking care I'll take any girl at this point
I don't fucking care I'll take any girl at this point
At what point is body dysmorphia just having higher standards for yourself than others do for themselves?
How many days is socially acceptable to wear the same clothes? I feel like it's:
>Socks and underwear - 1 day
>T-shirts - 1 day
>Hoodies/Jumpers - 2 days
>Jeans - 3 days
>Jackets/Coats - Indefinitely?
Doesn't really make sense though. Why can I wear the same coat for a week straight but not the same hoody?
Sometimes I wear a tshirt and it's fine to wear again but socially unacceptable to be seen in it the next day so I leave it on the floor for a couple days and then rewear it.
>Socks and underwear - 1 day
>T-shirts - 1 day
>Hoodies/Jumpers - 2 days
>Jeans - 3 days
>Jackets/Coats - Indefinitely?
Doesn't really make sense though. Why can I wear the same coat for a week straight but not the same hoody?
Sometimes I wear a tshirt and it's fine to wear again but socially unacceptable to be seen in it the next day so I leave it on the floor for a couple days and then rewear it.
So, to summarise, not only am I not allowed to find Asian women attractive, I am supposed to exclusively masturbate to black men and lock my penis in a cage whilst referring to myself as "little Timmy"?
Call me crazy but I'm starting to think these people are mentally ill.
Call me crazy but I'm starting to think these people are mentally ill.
>>509211109
she looks hot in the thumbnail before you click on it and realize she's old as dirt
she looks hot in the thumbnail before you click on it and realize she's old as dirt
>>212218918
>have zoomer gf
>each time I enter her room when she's watching a movie or a show I catch her watching instagram reels on her phone too, unironically
>have zoomer gf
>each time I enter her room when she's watching a movie or a show I catch her watching instagram reels on her phone too, unironically
HoT autobomber?
My mother made me go to one of those beauty places for women when I had blackheads on my nose as a teen and the woman there got me to lay down on a bed thing while she did shit to my nose and I got a boner when I was looking at her cleavage as the way she positioned herself her chest was in front of my eyes for so long and she noticed my boner and said it was fine.
It's the constant nagging and their proclivity to drama. I don't think I will ever be ready to trade my piece of mind for that bros, for some mediocre sex that they will eventually starve you from. Have you ever seen that dead-inside stare your old men had when it's time to go back home after work knowing what's waiting for them?
I won't forgive you. I'm never talking to you again.
Bit mad how you can go on Vinted or depop and there’s just tons of girls posting pictures of themselves in little bikinis, and then on top of that they will post them directly to your door for just a couple quid for you to do what you please with.
That’s not even mentioning the whole used socks and knickers stuff going on over there.
It’s a strange world we live in
That’s not even mentioning the whole used socks and knickers stuff going on over there.
It’s a strange world we live in
I’ve seen enough gay porn videos where one guy is slamming his cock into a shitty arsehole and poo is flying everywhere and running down thighs to know, it’s just not for me.
cats licking their butts
>>509005213
How do you women always fall for the psycho nutcase guy?
How do you women always fall for the psycho nutcase guy?
4chan is dead.
it's all just bot posts. nobody uses this site anymore.
>>713915831
At least you're honest about it instead of pretending like inflation isn't real, the cost of modern game development hasn't skyrocketed, and the price of games has been stagnant for around 30 years now.
At least you're honest about it instead of pretending like inflation isn't real, the cost of modern game development hasn't skyrocketed, and the price of games has been stagnant for around 30 years now.
>>76313676
I'm 5'5. Nothing will fix it I just have to embrace it.
I'm 5'5. Nothing will fix it I just have to embrace it.
Why are we all in our late 30s now?
Did 4chan end with Millenials?
Did 4chan end with Millenials?
It's incredible how gachafags have made liking big titty anime girls seem like the most homosexual thing on earth.
>>713651535
imagine the braps...
imagine the braps...
>>713628854
this thread is only for... frogs?
this thread is only for... frogs?
Its over. This is a waste of time.
>Why do fitness forums ignore a meat that's less healthy than all of the alternatives?
>didn't even know fishtank S4 is happening
>tune in
>ricky berwick on the floor asking someone to change his diaper
>tune in
>ricky berwick on the floor asking someone to change his diaper
why do people distrohop when debian exists?
>>105690908
Are we thinking about the same site?
Are we thinking about the same site?
Anyone remember that game with sonic where you 'look after' Cream while her mom is away
Hey mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind.
Hey mickey, hey hey. Hey mickey.
Hey mickey, hey hey. Hey mickey.
I'm male but I played as Lilith in BL1, Maya in BL2 and Athena in the Pre Sequel.
>>149344851
...where are your nipples, anon?
...where are your nipples, anon?
>>508185551
Literally who?
Literally who?
Tell me what I want to hear.
hallucinations
>>211927189
but my heart belongs to Andalucía
but my heart belongs to Andalucía
>>508002665
See what you faggots did, pushed the meme so hard it became reality.
See what you faggots did, pushed the meme so hard it became reality.
there are no sports on today
>My cock's so hard right now. Fuckable bitch, gonna tear dat ass up. Look at that cock-sucking mouth.
BBC
>>211833618
Fuck you im dying on this hill
Fuck you im dying on this hill
It was more fun when Iran was winning
You realize trannies get more pussy than you right? Every tranny I've met in real life has a cis girlfriend.
pickup drivers have tiny dicks
>y-you are thinking about my penis
yes i am, and it's tiny
>y-you are thinking about my penis
yes i am, and it's tiny
>>211804480
cringe
cringe
Say good things about my country
Death
why did the jews put us in death camps?
>>507569188
How does the thing on the left even reproduce
How does the thing on the left even reproduce
What sand people bomb each other change your life?
That was the plan all along
Are you being gangstalked IYC?
Anyone got that pic of Bobo and Becky that was posted yesterday?
Forgot to save it
Forgot to save it
Jews are based we tried to genocide them yet they survived and managed to take over the world. You don't gotta like em but you have to respect.
I do not belong here.
Goodbye /brit/
Goodbye /brit/
People always talk about the Falkland Islands like they are a little pile of rocks off the coast of Argentina.
Makes me forget that they’re actually bigger than countries like Jamaica, Qatar or Lebanon.
Makes me forget that they’re actually bigger than countries like Jamaica, Qatar or Lebanon.
i feel the ground shaking under my webbed green feet
Average yanks have no problem going "ooh bri'ish! cup o' tea wiv crumpets and fish and chips! its chewsday innit guvna!"
Yet none of them would dare say "ching chong ping pong I eat you dog! I rike fried rice!" while pulling their eyes at a slant.
Selective racism really when you think about it.
Yet none of them would dare say "ching chong ping pong I eat you dog! I rike fried rice!" while pulling their eyes at a slant.
Selective racism really when you think about it.
>Homeland is a wasteland desert
>Not allowed to do a bunch of normal stuff
>Have to chop off part of their cocks
>Systematically enslaved, hated by the world or even exterminated in every century they've existed
>Still call themselves God's chose people
You have to admire the confidence really. I would have taken all that as a sign and given up
>Not allowed to do a bunch of normal stuff
>Have to chop off part of their cocks
>Systematically enslaved, hated by the world or even exterminated in every century they've existed
>Still call themselves God's chose people
You have to admire the confidence really. I would have taken all that as a sign and given up
There’s something inside me.
It’s hard to expłain.
It’s hard to expłain.
NO KINGS!
Is there a No Kings protest in your area? There are at least five in all 50 states.
https://www.nokings.org/
https://www.nokings.org/
Why are drug dealing gangsters allowed to infest cities and no one does anything about it?
Remember when that yank fella set himself on fire and stood there yelling "free palestine" while he burned to death in his army uniform?
Bet he'd be fuming to find out it did not in fact free palestine.
Bet he'd be fuming to find out it did not in fact free palestine.
Hate Fridays.
People keep asking me what I'm doing at the weekend.
I'm doing nothing. I always do nothing. I don't want to talk about how I'm doing nothing. "Not much, you?" should be the end of my part of the conversation. Take the hint and fuck off from my desk Janice.
People keep asking me what I'm doing at the weekend.
I'm doing nothing. I always do nothing. I don't want to talk about how I'm doing nothing. "Not much, you?" should be the end of my part of the conversation. Take the hint and fuck off from my desk Janice.
>>18460210
all of those are the same outfit
all of those are the same outfit
>>211399449
There are plenty of things which "started them all", but not a lot of them became popular among normies, because normies only consume slop and not every thing is a slop. Modern DnD is a comic book movie level slop, with strong Black transwomen and world ending Tanos plots. Pathfinder goes there too.
There are plenty of things which "started them all", but not a lot of them became popular among normies, because normies only consume slop and not every thing is a slop. Modern DnD is a comic book movie level slop, with strong Black transwomen and world ending Tanos plots. Pathfinder goes there too.
>>507166325
That is a proper British man.
That is a proper British man.
I'm 22 year old virgin. I work 50+ hours a week in a warehouse. My highlight for this weekend is I get to stay up past my bed time of 9 PM and jerk off on friday and saturday.
Big fan of this live camera facing Shinjuku station in Tokyo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zU8K43Twus
Sometimes I'll switch it on for background noise when I'm going to bed and watch all the salary men trudge into the station with their heads down while I'm all comfy and cosy in bed scratching my bollock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zU8K43Twus
Sometimes I'll switch it on for background noise when I'm going to bed and watch all the salary men trudge into the station with their heads down while I'm all comfy and cosy in bed scratching my bollock.
>>211656166
"Darth Vader" is actually Turkish for "Dark Father"
"Darth Vader" is actually Turkish for "Dark Father"
I just found out that British guys named Charles don't go by Chuck. It's just an American thing.
>>211654904
Creatine is natural. Your body will literally create creatine if you don't get enough in your diet from other amino acids.
It's also stored in the brain and balls.
Creatine is natural. Your body will literally create creatine if you don't get enough in your diet from other amino acids.
It's also stored in the brain and balls.
Mad how everyone is a unique person inside their own head but nobody sees them the way they see themselves and everyone just judges them on how they look, sound or act based on the limited interactions they have with them in life.
Boneless pork rectums
>>507044790
They can easily wipe out Israel at the mere push of a button, using their hypersonic missiles. The Satanic administration of Israel has no defense for this, purposely, because they want to get all Israelis killed.
They can easily wipe out Israel at the mere push of a button, using their hypersonic missiles. The Satanic administration of Israel has no defense for this, purposely, because they want to get all Israelis killed.
So have they stopped oil yet?
>>211627791
the Finnish language actually has many root words not present in any other European, Indo-European or proto-Slavic language so the hyperwar may have actually happened
the Finnish language actually has many root words not present in any other European, Indo-European or proto-Slavic language so the hyperwar may have actually happened
Does anyone here actually like Starfield
>>76236241
Because I thought it would make me more attractive, and it did, but now I'm stuck wasting my early 20s working as a tradie. The only girls I talk to nowadays are cashiers at the store. I'm probably going to die a virgin.
Because I thought it would make me more attractive, and it did, but now I'm stuck wasting my early 20s working as a tradie. The only girls I talk to nowadays are cashiers at the store. I'm probably going to die a virgin.