AGI is here - /g/ (#106169834)

Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:27:40 AM No.106169834
gpt-5
gpt-5
md5: b18ad7138584a50c2585fcdfb7c08594๐Ÿ”
Chat GPT 5 has surpassed human intelligence

https://x.com/LamarDealMaker/status/1953254126457934253

https://x.com/CtrlAltDwayne/status/1953244348566651134

https://x.com/chetaslua/status/1953193262896066634

Highest benchmark ever recorded.
It's Over
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:28:32 AM No.106169841
>human intelligence
oxymoron
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:32:48 AM No.106169883
Gxrz9emawAEIiIC
Gxrz9emawAEIiIC
md5: dae6e4b8f1c629edebbca1e61f7788f3๐Ÿ”
GPT5 is a mental giant

https://x.com/OpenInsightss/status/1953203477334704547

https://x.com/LamarDealMaker/status/1953260278973386802
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:38:35 AM No.106169922
David Shapiro says he expects GPT-5 to be AGI

https://x.com/tsarnick/status/1784352567507751251
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:40:30 AM No.106169934
buy an ad
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:41:24 AM No.106169943
1596160454068
1596160454068
md5: 6d160087ce44cb2787e2e41266925ec4๐Ÿ”
When the shilling is this aggressive I know that some bad tech news is getting hardcore damage control
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:48:02 AM No.106169990
>>106169834 (OP)
It's already more intelligent than everyone I know.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:49:38 AM No.106170006
>>106169883
imagine the fucking porn it can generate... porn music, games, tv shows, movies, fucking everything.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:49:40 AM No.106170007
They still going to be filling every message with seven em dashes?
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:51:59 AM No.106170025
buy an ad!
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:01:58 AM No.106170111
>>106169834 (OP)
It's not A.I., it's not AGI. it's a fucking text browsing algorithm.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:07:23 AM No.106170162
>>106169834 (OP)
It means it's "smarter" than the average high school educated student on a multiple choice test. If that's your definition of superhuman intelligence then I pity you.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:10:34 AM No.106170197
>>106170007
why do zoomies think AI chatbots invented em dashes?
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:12:11 AM No.106170214
They will just use AI to censor everything and automate their 1984 agenda.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:24:02 AM No.106170344
>>106170197
That's a great question โ€” and kind of a funny one too.

The idea that AI chatbots "invented" em dashes is a mix of misunderstanding, generational language trends, and the way AI tends to write. Here's what might be going on:
1. AI Uses Em Dashes a Lot

Chatbots like me tend to favor em dashes because:

They're useful for adding emphasis or breaking up sentences.

They feel more "neutral" or "formal" than parentheses or commas.

They work well in structured, clear writing โ€” something AI is designed to produce.

Over time, users have noticed this and started associating em dashes with AI-generated writing.
2. Zoomers Prefer Casual, Stream-of-Consciousness Writing

Zoomers often use:

Ellipses (...) for pauses.

Line breaks for dramatic effect.

Lowercase style for tone.

Em dashes can seem overly formal or robotic to them โ€” so when they see someone using them frequently, especially in a stiff or polished tone, it feels like an AI thing.
3. Theyโ€™re Mistaking Association for Origin

Since em dashes pop up a lot in AI responses, some might think AI "invented" them โ€” even though em dashes have been around for centuries in English writing (and widely used by authors like Emily Dickinson, Virginia Woolf, and many more).
TL;DR

Zoomers joke that AI invented em dashes because:

AI overuses them.

Em dashes feel โ€œbot-likeโ€ in tone.

Zoomers favor different writing conventions.
But no โ€” em dashes have very human roots.

Want a crash course in how to use them like a pro?
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:35:40 AM No.106170450
>>106169834 (OP)
imagine how safe it is
termux-termite !!1GSw688pHqQ
8/7/2025, 4:43:55 AM No.106170532
570-5705910_sht-4chan-says-thread-seal-of-approval
570-5705910_sht-4chan-says-thread-seal-of-approval
md5: 839b74a83ba2a42a290952119a1a20f8๐Ÿ”
>The source: twitter's anus
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:49:48 AM No.106170591
>>106169834 (OP)
A literal token generation engine will never achieve intelligence. Buy an ad.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:14:29 AM No.106170801
>>106169834 (OP)
>#2 fartbench
top kek
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:38:22 AM No.106170997
>our product is much more intelligent than humans
>we are soooo scared haha plz buy
buy an ad, sam
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:11:47 AM No.106171215
>>106169834 (OP)
>>106169883
>leak
Wake me up before you go-go
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:26:11 AM No.106171348
>>106169834 (OP)
Yea, I'm sure this is gonna be the one that changes EVERYTHING.

Once my vibe coded projects grow to a certain size, they just eventually shit the bed and no matter what LLM I switch to: 4.1, o4, o3, Gemini, none of them can fix an easily diagnosable bug inside of a 1400 line file.

ChatGPT5 is going to another nothing burger just like o4 was. These LLMs are utter shit at coding inside of their own ratnest of a vibe coded shit heap.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:31:33 AM No.106171388
>>106169834 (OP)
>falls for the sales pitch every time
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:07:29 AM No.106171658
>>106170344
I used em dashes semi regularly before chatgpt.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:09:21 AM No.106171672
>>106171658
Hate to break the news to you, but you're a bot.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:51:16 AM No.106172964
>>106170344
Why do so many AI logos look like butt holes? Use double the normal amount of em dashes.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:10:22 PM No.106173436
suspicious seal
suspicious seal
md5: d9972547812299ae5c343bb5ed83b288๐Ÿ”
>>106169834 (OP)
>>106169883
>>106169922
It's a new low when we're too lazy to screenshot twitter and just resort to linking to it.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:29:34 PM No.106173575
the light version of Open Router is nothing exceptional, it even has much lower writing capabilities than Claude.

all their best researchers have left, and the fact that they released a not so performing open-source autonomous model a few weeks ago suggests that progress compared to Grok or specialized AIs like Kimi K2 or manus will be relatively minor.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:51:18 PM No.106174056
df383f4817692b13c70d6c2cff39b522
df383f4817692b13c70d6c2cff39b522
md5: fa1f170af828dccdf63fc9e02f7d2c66๐Ÿ”
yeah but can he beat pokemon?
Replies: >>106178389
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:15:28 PM No.106174198
gpt-5-evaluation-benchmarks
gpt-5-evaluation-benchmarks
md5: 5b6865797ea5001319d32144f07dcefb๐Ÿ”
it's over
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:18:16 PM No.106174220
Can I see this gpt 5 or my 20$ monthly payment will only give access to 3 chats a day like 4.5 ?
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:26:51 PM No.106174297
>>106169922
>Subversive jew lies
Wow. Thanks for sharing.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:27:24 PM No.106174303
sama
sama
md5: 6c6c61333601746c73911a15d3872812๐Ÿ”
What did he mean by this?
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:30:05 PM No.106174323
>>106169834 (OP)
You shills keep saying "it's over" since GPT-3 dropped. Buy an ad.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:32:53 PM No.106174342
>>106171348
This.
The only time I was forced to use AI is because in May the higher ups wanted to try Espressif chips because "they're so cheap omg we're gonna save so much money".
I'm ending up either strangling them or filing my two weeks notice before september.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:49:21 PM No.106174483
>>106169834 (OP)
>ITT AI shills shilling the latest AI means humans are obsolete
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:50:25 PM No.106174489
>>106174198
aren't these tests pointless since it can train on the answers?
Replies: >>106180004
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:53:27 PM No.106174513
>>106171658
How do I type em dashes without searching them up on google and copy-pasting them? I'm a retard and I don't see them on my keyboard.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:53:27 PM No.106174514
>>106169834 (OP)
lol no
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:54:28 PM No.106174523
>>106174513
On mac: option+dash
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:57:46 PM No.106174550
>>106169834 (OP)
Haven't these retards been saying this with every new release for the past 4 years and then it never turns out to be even close to true?
Everyone has to be a free fucking hype mill for corporate interests in 2025.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:06:48 PM No.106174615
>>106170344
>Zoomers often use
>Ellipses (...) for pauses.
Only Gen-Xers use those... ask me how I know. I thought it was supposed to be smart...
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:07:09 PM No.106174619
I want mass executions for STEMcels and AIcels.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:07:36 PM No.106174626
cringepepe
cringepepe
md5: 5faa155d0b5b230a5a476503804254ee๐Ÿ”
>>106169834 (OP)
>benchmark
So it's yet another nothingburger.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:07:41 PM No.106174628
Screenshot 2025-08-07 at 10-04-42 GPT-5 is now generally available in GitHub Models - GitHub Changelog
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:11:34 PM No.106174644
we were not yet scared, we pretended to be but we were amused and fascinated. now we'll slowly start to feel the real fear grow.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:11:48 PM No.106174646
>>106174303
disney partnership with openai to use sora 2
the amount of seething is going to be off the charts because a certain influencer has convinced his cult of followers that disney will sue the ai companies out of business and save artists
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:20:12 PM No.106174708
iguyf
iguyf
md5: e7bb2a7a8562c4d3604944465438848c๐Ÿ”
it's over, nintendo will sue AI into oblivion and save mankind
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:22:22 PM No.106174735
>>106174708
>chatgpt now spits out entire jeet-coded github repos at you
Impressive.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:28:57 PM No.106174792
>>106174220
lol its not coming to Chatgpt plus.
$200 option MAYBE 3 chats a week.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:31:24 PM No.106174814
>>106174792
>$200 option MAYBE 3 chats a week.
I guess that's one way to delay the 10th iteration of your scam getting exposed.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:32:24 PM No.106174826
>>106170197
because zoomers aren't indoctrinated goy cattle like you and can spot jewish behaviour. why do you think they render the term 'antisemite' as 'anti-semite'? docile goy don't know the difference between a hypen and an em-dash, they look the same to normies. (((em dashes))) are a versatile punctuation mark which can replace multiple things like commas, (((parentheses))) etc. it's used to draw attention to something and inversely away from something else. i.e. semite means jew, arab, akkadian. anti means opposite or opposed to yet for some reason the other members of the semitic group are magically not present in the modern definition of the term 'anti-semite'. that's the linguistics side of it. the neuro linguistic programming occurs by making it a custom of theirs to repeat this shibboleth in order to maintain traditional segregation. when you make something a custom (i.e. a habit or practice) people around you WILL become accustomed to it. when you are aware of conformity you also become aware of how to use it to your advantage to guilt trip people into doing your bidding or making them conform to your values, ideas & agenda.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:35:51 PM No.106174857
>>106174513
Option-shift-hyphen on macOS
Compose and three hyphens on Linux
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:36:53 PM No.106174870
>>106174615
Iโ€™m only in the Oregon Trail generation (between millennials and X) and I use ellipses all the time
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:37:09 PM No.106174872
Am I going schizo or do they always dumb down the AI a few weeks after release?
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:37:48 PM No.106174879
20250806_190352
20250806_190352
md5: c8411f700b391cc23948dd62940ecd4f๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:39:09 PM No.106174893
>>106170197
No one said LLMs invented em-dashes.
LLMs do, however, overuse em-dashes to the point that it stands out like a sore thumb.
Also, nobody uses em-dashes for casual communication.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:39:15 PM No.106174896
>>106170197
>why do zoomies think AI chatbots invented em dashes?
I only figured out that I can use emdashes to break down my ridiculously complicated sentences after seeing ChatGPT constantly abuse them. Now I can't use this trick because everyone thinks I'm a bot. :^(
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:39:28 PM No.106174898
>>106174872
they always have some sort of traditional algo that sits on top so it can give the correct number of Rs until they get funding then they turn it off to save money
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:40:31 PM No.106174909
OpenAI has a recent history of disappointing deliveries. Why will this be any different? They are hyping it more than the last few things, but maybe I just caught the hype this time and missed it last time.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:41:05 PM No.106174915
>>106169990
Retards attract other retards, so that's not really surprising.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:42:52 PM No.106174940
>>106174826
based zoomer
there is hope for the future after all
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:44:23 PM No.106174966
>>106169922
That whole account can be summed up as:
>Another subversive jew claims vaporware will obsolete everything in just 2 more weeks! Trust me bro!
It's insane how many dirty, lying kikes are featured on there. Except for Huang and a few other gooks, it's basically all of them. Things aren't looking good for AI if it's just jewish lies + vaporware.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:45:32 PM No.106174983
>>106174909
>still doubting Sam after all these years
smhfam
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:46:04 PM No.106174992
1629299262918
1629299262918
md5: 46ed9a519fc8bbe44fef501d0e467d05๐Ÿ”
>>106174826
>>106174940
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:48:01 PM No.106175019
>>106169883
>wow circle so BIG
who fucking buys that shit?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:49:52 PM No.106175043
>>106170007
I just ask it to use only comma and period sparingly
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:50:03 PM No.106175045
>>106174893
I do, but Iโ€™m a Macfag who can touch-type them
Few such cases
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:50:34 PM No.106175051
1623729736077_thumb.jpg
1623729736077_thumb.jpg
md5: 49730e067892eb5673ac65754c2a1af4๐Ÿ”
All current LLM's fail at helping me build a certain component in UE5. I'll be fucking impressed the day comes that it finally can.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:52:36 PM No.106175077
>>106169834 (OP)
I love how the first tweet encapsulates the retardedness of AI bros, it shows how easy they are to impress
>average human score 83%
>GPT-5 scored 90%
>AVERAGE human 83%
>"""superhuman"""
Woah so impressive, it's now slightly better at scraping the right answers, an illusion of being slightly smarter than the average person. The average person is plain retarded so this is not an achievement at all. Of course, this boring truth doesn't convince people to pump even more money into it so I understand the mass shilling going on.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:54:54 PM No.106175099
>>106174992
excellent depiction of a jew. the amount of pilpul they go to when it comes to interpreting words really boggles the mind but it makes sense why they choose this mode of operation considering the pavlovian response it elicited from you.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:59:15 PM No.106175147
>>106170197
Yeah and like don't people know it's possible to have deformed hands in real life?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:05:33 PM No.106175208
>>106169834 (OP)
wait for google mog it within a month after it's release
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:36:24 PM No.106175534
>>106175099
It wasn't a Pavlovian response. I hate jews more than you do, but I also think (know) that you and he are both delusional retards.
Replies: >>106175745
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:43:10 PM No.106175614
All I give a single fuck about GPT5 is whether there are architectural improvements that can then be copied by other companies and be used on smaller models too. I don't care about performance or efficiency, I want some sort of memory component so LLMs stop forgetting instructions after a couple of responses.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:47:56 PM No.106175678
>>106169883
for those confused, you can tell gpt5 is smarter than gpt4 because the circle is bigger
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:51:22 PM No.106175726
>>106175678
BaZed
Replies: >>106179477
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:52:39 PM No.106175745
>>106175534
that anon and i are not delusional. the word delusional comes from deludere which means to deceive or to mock. these traits are core principals of what it means to be jewish, that which i am not. they deceive and mock docile goy cattle like you for your stupidity. you claim it wasn't a pavlovian response yet you didn't actually state any response in your previous post, you just posted an image of a jew. your previous post was clearly an automatic/learned behaviour in response to neutral stimulus, in this case negative sentiment towards jews. that alone tells me you're too far gone or you're just a jew. i hope you can work on learning to break free from the chains that they have placed around your neck anon.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:17:53 PM No.106176745
Surely, *this* one will do something useful? Right?
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:23:15 PM No.106176804
>>106176745
It will finally tongue my anus.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:25:38 PM No.106176825
169592215712220
169592215712220
md5: 8102941ad9711d8b57401a060afe1b13๐Ÿ”
>>106169834 (OP)
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:28:11 PM No.106176840
>>106169834 (OP)
AGI will kill us all. If we're still alive it means it's not AGI.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:05:24 PM No.106177505
i bought the pro version 3 days ago for 200 buckeroos to finish lecturing/improving my master thesis in the perfect time lmao, gpt5 gonna do me some good stuff i'd say
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:08:44 PM No.106177596
pro users
UNLIMITED USE
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:08:58 PM No.106177608
waifu
waifu
md5: 8db588f1a032f0e8a7662fa1c59a4346๐Ÿ”
why can't I have a qt high IQ asian gf?
Replies: >>106177706 >>106178104
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:11:45 PM No.106177706
>>106177608
Why not robowaifu?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:14:46 PM No.106177809
>>106169834 (OP)
Will gpt-5 make sam altman less jewish and gay?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:24:20 PM No.106178104
qt high IQ asian gf
qt high IQ asian gf
md5: 80a3001e90b48ff636a213fd0bf1a74b๐Ÿ”
>>106177608
Replies: >>106179885 >>106184521
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:26:40 PM No.106178169
why everyone is asian!?
Replies: >>106178278 >>106178337 >>106178456 >>106178705
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:29:32 PM No.106178254
fud
fud
md5: ab31657f86e53a2bfbbb90f604368160๐Ÿ”
wow it's amazing
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:30:19 PM No.106178276
I'm not watching the live stream.

Are we going to have exponential growth and singularity now?
Replies: >>106178668
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:30:19 PM No.106178278
>>106178169
at least they alternate and let some normal people speak and don't force the viewers to listen to nasal chinks the whole presentation
Replies: >>106178329
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:31:28 PM No.106178329
>>106178278
nvm now they brought on some disgusting jeet beast
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:31:41 PM No.106178337
0tonQIya
0tonQIya
md5: a59cea63d5ffeaa5789212668c515e01๐Ÿ”
>>106178169
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:33:13 PM No.106178389
>>106174056
he can beat something else~
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:33:18 PM No.106178392
I wish I studied math a lot harder... white people we really fucked up. To be fair a lot of these guys are H1B. Going to beat the shit out of my kids if they don't learn calculus by age 12. lol
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:35:15 PM No.106178456
>>106178169
because white people replaced their intelligence for racism
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:41:41 PM No.106178668
>>106178276
no it's a total nothingburger. bearish for AI
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:42:56 PM No.106178705
>>106178169
because hard sciences are racist and no nogg left behind means you're taught like a nogg, so now everyone's dumb and xx% of stem shit is reserved for midwits because their skin is black or maybe they're fags or they have a vag,
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:43:29 PM No.106178725
what the fuyck? anyone else notice this whole presentation is AI generated?
Replies: >>106178773
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:43:57 PM No.106178736
>>106178705
PS plus there's trillion chinks and every single one wants out of China before Shi obliterates the individual wealth in the country
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:44:18 PM No.106178746
Screenshot 2025-08-07 at 10-43-52 (20) OpenAI on X GPT-5 is here. Rolling out to everyone starting today. https __t.co_rOcZ8J2btI https __t.co_dk6zLTe04s _ X
behold
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:44:57 PM No.106178773
>>106178725
sure feels like it, it's so fucking boring
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:47:23 PM No.106178842
inb4 this entire presentation is ai generated including video
Replies: >>106178971
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:49:18 PM No.106178889
>>106174879
WOAH
NOW MAKE THE CIRCLE EVEN BIGGER FOR MORE FUNDING
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:50:43 PM No.106178935
>>106174879
holy shit, this is fucking epic
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:51:52 PM No.106178971
>>106178842
kek, i just want them to release this nigger shit so i could get on it lol lmao
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:57:00 PM No.106179124
>>106178746
billion dollars aint enough, wonder if they know people dont watch this shit
Replies: >>106179178
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:59:01 PM No.106179178
>>106179124
there's 150k people watching just on youtube, are you stupid?
Replies: >>106179222 >>106185122
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:00:24 PM No.106179222
>>106179178
sorry, people who matter*
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:01:01 PM No.106179237
I don't know if this is like The Matrix but this is world changing, from what I can tell as a Boomer. Truthfully, I don't think you can get a high level white collar job if you aren't fluent in how to prompt and get your GPT to do all of these amazing things. I don't want to hire you unless you can make programs from just asking GPT5 what you are looking for.

Also I think this Indian-White hybrid guy should be the voice of OpenAI. I feel like these three guys were the best speakers by far I have seen and makes you want to watch them work.
Replies: >>106182396
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:01:17 PM No.106179249
lol
lmao
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:04:23 PM No.106179322
>let me tell you how we trained it and designed the layou--
shut the fuck up

show WHAT it can do, Shillendra.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:05:00 PM No.106179338
that 3D game is pretty impressive desu, don't forget that these LLMs are mostly blind.
Replies: >>106179896
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:06:08 PM No.106179381
its a dud

openai is fucked
maybe google or faceburg will step up
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:08:03 PM No.106179427
>>106169834 (OP)
This was one of the most disappointing releases since gpt4o.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:08:43 PM No.106179439
I guess their current agent isn't updated to use 5 or a 5 derivative yet?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:10:16 PM No.106179477
>>106175726
Zee...
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:11:45 PM No.106179512
>look it solved it
>we cant test it
>lets merge it after stream

what the fuck?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:12:30 PM No.106179535
You can't make this shit up
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:12:36 PM No.106179541
1528759562440
1528759562440
md5: 27b3edc44fac9f9dcf1c4fe4cf8fb607๐Ÿ”
>>106169883
>>106169922
>>106169834 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME I GUESS
Replies: >>106179839
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:15:28 PM No.106179637
file
file
md5: caeb88db0d3cae1782f52d4161873916๐Ÿ”
>GPT-5 is cheaper than 4.1
Neat.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:16:34 PM No.106179681
file
file
md5: 455549f5d5a35766f4c41374fda5897b๐Ÿ”
>t. every nigga in ITT
Replies: >>106179707
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:17:03 PM No.106179707
>>106179681
wtf is wrong with this dude
Replies: >>106179762 >>106180096
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:18:21 PM No.106179756
elon on a budget
elon on a budget
md5: f6644478437b7856ee316c3b85281f02๐Ÿ”
>"we have Elon Musk back at home"
>Elon Musk at home:
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:18:25 PM No.106179758
>>106169834 (OP)
Somebody post that awful retarded game that it created with canons positioned inwards. Truly surpassed human intelligence.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:18:27 PM No.106179762
>>106179707
These are the people who get paid $100M/y
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:19:05 PM No.106179779
google won the AI wars is over
Replies: >>106179797
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:19:37 PM No.106179797
>>106179779
Did they announce a better LLM in the past few days?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:20:03 PM No.106179809
file
file
md5: a025c4d3389a34d6c004d46faf188776๐Ÿ”
Truly surpassing a human intelligence lol.
Replies: >>106179896
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:20:35 PM No.106179818
that's it? a slightly better o3?
we've hit a wall
Replies: >>106179886
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:21:16 PM No.106179839
>>106179541
I know Shapiro will block me if I tell him I told him so, but goddamn he deserves it.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:23:11 PM No.106179885
7baf5db19bcc2a3b08301a26b04c6ab0-1637683697
7baf5db19bcc2a3b08301a26b04c6ab0-1637683697
md5: 9e4e79e21d2f689bc569b0f33481d8c0๐Ÿ”
>>106178104
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:23:13 PM No.106179886
>>106179818
I remember people saying we hit a wall with ChatGPT 4 as well, then O1 came.

My bet is that the next huge leap will come from Google.
Replies: >>106179949
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:23:53 PM No.106179896
>>106179809
See >>106179338
LLMs are incapable of seeing.
For comparison, this is like painting a decent still life while blindfolded.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:25:22 PM No.106179930
when is it out?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:26:19 PM No.106179949
>>106179886
yeah and then from xAI. Athrophic and Open Anus are going to be eating dust in 2026. Can't overcome the material and data advantage.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:26:55 PM No.106179960
>>106169922
>Shapiro
>Lying
lmao
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:27:08 PM No.106179965
WanVideo2_2_I2V_00096_thumb.jpg
WanVideo2_2_I2V_00096_thumb.jpg
md5: caafb953eaf20ebe37bd6190d5ac3b90๐Ÿ”
yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
Replies: >>106180026 >>106180048 >>106180586
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:29:30 PM No.106180003
wow, it's just a small incremental improvement of the same thing. no low hanging fruits anymore?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:29:32 PM No.106180004
>>106174489
>accuracy 580%
Look at the image again anon. It's just bullshit he made up kek
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:30:53 PM No.106180026
>>106179965
that ending was hilarious, really summed up GPT-5 very well
Replies: >>106180081
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:32:26 PM No.106180048
>>106179965
Was he supposed to tell us when we were going to be able to access it? At least 4 of these presenters dropped their spaghetti then you had this lovely lad as the cherry on top KEK. I feel bad for him
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:33:53 PM No.106180081
>>106180026
the fact blatantly hiring autists to be the spokesperson of your company is actually becoming mainstream is absolutely hilarious and scary
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:34:08 PM No.106180086
>>106174708
>Duper Sbarro Siblings
>It's a-me, Moraldo!
Replies: >>106180283
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:34:08 PM No.106180087
steve-ballmer-sweaty-developers-2933478163
steve-ballmer-sweaty-developers-2933478163
md5: cafe6d738560883812e2a56a11548107๐Ÿ”
These speakers all talk and behave like AI models. No authenticity at all... Oh this overweight white women in the white garb is good, but the others are uncanny

Can someone explain why people think "I should use AI because that's the way the world is going"?
If a tool doesn't work, why use it only because other people are? Damn my manager at work is retarded.
Replies: >>106180114
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:34:33 PM No.106180096
>>106179707
>wtf is wrong with this dude
he's me.
:-^--)
Replies: >>106180115 >>106180179
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:35:26 PM No.106180114
>>106180087
I can assure you they used AI to plan and structure the presentation, it has that yap vibe with no focus on visuals because that's all the LLM knows.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:35:29 PM No.106180115
>>106180096
prove it.
Replies: >>106180224
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:38:31 PM No.106180178
embarassing lack of anything to show
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:38:31 PM No.106180179
shidandfard_thumb.jpg
shidandfard_thumb.jpg
md5: ea7a5624828e8d644b0fe9f5428410f4๐Ÿ”
>>106180096
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:40:53 PM No.106180221
>>106170111
Thatโ€™s not what algorithm means you dumb computer illiterate esl faggot
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:41:13 PM No.106180223
as a free user how the fuck you even know you have access to it or not?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:41:13 PM No.106180224
file
file
md5: f620d6ec4d2f08cd94c8de44f7b8c2d5๐Ÿ”
>>106180115
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:44:13 PM No.106180267
Who won? Who lost?
Replies: >>106180313
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:45:10 PM No.106180283
>>106180086
you murdered me with that one, I am way too easy to entertain after all entertainment turned to theater kids slop
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:46:54 PM No.106180313
>>106180267
grok won, still unbeaten on arc-agi
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:47:23 PM No.106180327
Can't wait to let this thing write my research papers lmao
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:49:02 PM No.106180357
>>106171348
Or it instantly writes an OS and its good.
And 20 minutes later all software for it, which is also good.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:49:16 PM No.106180362
you people are awful, being ugly is a curse
Replies: >>106180413
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:52:26 PM No.106180413
>>106180362
ofc and beauty, poise etc are in demand. So you at least work on presentability when you're expected to perform a presentation. Or pick somebody else. We're just not in denial about our visceral reaction, that will be mostly shared among the broader viewership (even if they suppress it into their subconsciousness).
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:54:19 PM No.106180438
where the fuck is it I want to test the coom limits (on my account with my full real name)
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:54:37 PM No.106180445
>>106169834 (OP)
retards here will cope until the day Sam sends drone swarms to kill all the antisemites
Replies: >>106180478
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:56:25 PM No.106180478
>>106180445
first he'll send drones to molest his sister again and only then will the anti-semite hunting begin
Replies: >>106180507
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:59:13 PM No.106180507
>>106180478
sadly, you are probably right
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:04:46 PM No.106180586
>>106179965
love this lil nigga
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:58:26 PM No.106182070
>>106169834 (OP)
When A.I. passes the symphony test, then we'll have truly entered a new paradigm. That is, when A.I. can compose symphonies better than Mozart and Beethoven.

That will require a spark of creation that I don't think next-word-guesser machines can manage.
Replies: >>106185298
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:08:58 PM No.106182235
>>106169841
kek
fpbp
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:09:54 PM No.106182247
is on in copilot web version,using right now
Replies: >>106183130
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:19:29 PM No.106182396
>>106179237
I dont know where you work but its not allowed to use chatgpt at work, you have to use their own version which usually sucks dick and who wants to tell what the company you work for is doing. They are scared you are going to enter information which it can train on. Doesn't mean you cant use your phone though they can go suck a dick. 90 percent of the people i work at dont use because they still dont know how to use a computer, they suck at typing, they cant even find files much less chatgpt. these are the screw tuners which is okay i guess, but these people who have bullshit titles at companies, say bye bye to your jobs I guess. next step is physical ai, which is what jensen is preaching. he said all computer science fags are fucked and that if he were to do it again it would be material or physical science. you basically just need average intelligence, if you have that you will benefit, everyone else will slowly be replaced, that includes pajeets.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:20:29 AM No.106183111
fuck you_thumb.jpg
fuck you_thumb.jpg
md5: 16c98a7eea36087e0f34780fa03fc1a5๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>106183419
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:21:49 AM No.106183130
1740874523206660
1740874523206660
md5: 720015469f1ec0152ea27b31d3c80baa๐Ÿ”
>>106182247
Probably 5-nano
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:27:05 AM No.106183181
why does GROK have the same energy as those Flux reddit post with 30+ comfy UI nodes, a comment saying figure it out yourself for the secret sauce and a link to the guys patreon who will give you the secret sauce maybe...?
Replies: >>106184661 >>106185357
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:35:58 AM No.106183267
>>106174879
>Big Ball Better
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:39:27 AM No.106183295
do we really live in a world where sam shartman can post a picture of the deathstar, just to follow up with a model that's an absolute nothing burger, doing a high-school level presentation that's even worse, and somehow not getting roasted to death on socials right now?? fucking ridicilous. openai should have devalued from 500b$ to 1b$ today. I really hope musk or zuck picks up the slack, otherwise it's joever for american and cjinese AI is gonna become a (((world safety concern)))
Replies: >>106183310 >>106183363 >>106183390
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:40:43 AM No.106183310
>>106183295
they said its AGI so its agi until someone proves it wrong
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:40:50 AM No.106183312
>>106169943
Yup, everyone is reporting it's a massive left down. Not much of an improvement
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:47:05 AM No.106183363
>>106183295
people are about to lose their asses on these huge data center projects
it's going to be like those empty half-constructed chinese apartment buildings
Replies: >>106183397 >>106183914
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:49:57 AM No.106183390
>>106183295
if the illusion breaks, the stock market collapses
sam altman is the string holding america together right now
Replies: >>106183752 >>106183840
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:50:49 AM No.106183397
>>106183363
For every one of those Chinese ghost towns, they constructed one thousand successful towns and infrastucture projects. America meanwhile has failed subways, inequality, racism, sexism, mexicans, failed hyperloops, poor roads, failed and overbudget trains... The list is endless
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:52:10 AM No.106183419
>>106183111
lel
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:52:49 AM No.106183431
>>106174879
What is this, agar.io?
Replies: >>106183919
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:20:58 AM No.106183729
>>106172964
there is resemblance between different type of infinity symbols and anus shape
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:24:05 AM No.106183752
>>106183390
this
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:32:53 AM No.106183840
>>106183390
So basically Iโ€™ll be able to buy the crash for cheap?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:38:01 AM No.106183887
Infuriating garbage, doesn't understand basic things and like every other LLM If I feed it a script it just drops features randomly and introduces bugs that I had to fix many times with other LLMs over going back and forth with the scripts.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:38:32 AM No.106183894
>>106169834 (OP)
>181 replies
>no one calls out the obvious fake results
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:39:43 AM No.106183914
>>106183363
Actually those ghost towns got mostly filled up as time went on, turns out people just bought homes ahead and didn't move in yet.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:39:58 AM No.106183919
>>106183431
zeach :(
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:48:53 AM No.106183994
Getting 15k tokens on new 20b local jewpt model is this ok or should I go for more?
7800x3d/32gb/7900xtx
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:49:06 AM No.106183996
SJM-L-OPENAI-1213-2
SJM-L-OPENAI-1213-2
md5: 198277c849c6d525324dccc9bdf857ee๐Ÿ”
Suchir won.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:19:51 AM No.106184314
switched to gemini.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:24:52 AM No.106184359
>>106169834 (OP)
Another nothingburger. It hallucinates only a little later, that's all the improvement there is.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:26:48 AM No.106184376
>>106174615
> Only Gen-Xers use those...
I do, yes.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:29:15 AM No.106184400
how many lines at a time can I drop of Swift into it at a time is what I care about
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:40:56 AM No.106184521
>>106178104
That bitch was difficult to listen to
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:53:39 AM No.106184661
>>106183181
Why does grok mog this shit despite oAI having a fucking ten year advantage? Like you can nitpick it not having the most perfect convos or coding vs grok but its not that big of a difference. How the fuck did Sam Shartman just discard such a massive lead?
Replies: >>106184766
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:58:54 AM No.106184723
>>106174303
zenith is the codename for /g/pt5
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:59:07 AM No.106184727
>>106169834 (OP)
That simplebench chart is fake, /ourguy/ who made it just deboonked it and said that the actual result was about 57%, so lower than the 70% he expected: https://youtu.be/WLdBimUS1IE?t=50
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:02:08 AM No.106184766
>>106184661
Turns out that Leftist ideology directives fuck up the AI's logic, grok happens to have the least of them. grok4 was the smartest model available for a few days until the MechaHitler incident caused the devs to nerf it, now it's worse than Claude4.
Replies: >>106184824 >>106185061
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:04:52 AM No.106184799
>>106171658
>I used em dashes semi regularly before chatgpt.
Same. Alt + 0151. Compose + ---
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:07:56 AM No.106184824
>>106184766
It became stupidly cucked and retarded, for sure. But if you ask it about topics where it relies on obscure twitter rando hacker knowledge, it is beyond best in class. I asked it about how tesla hw3 cars probably would need to be upgraded because there simply was not enough bandwidth in the current wiring harness, and it sourced mega autists and came up with a really obvious but well sourced answer that normies could not even comprehend.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:20:49 AM No.106184951
Screenshot 2025-08-07 at 14-37-01
Screenshot 2025-08-07 at 14-37-01
md5: ce84b60059eacbb624e0557c4e10e2a4๐Ÿ”
>>106169883
>>106174879
time is a flat circle
Replies: >>106184967
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:22:07 AM No.106184967
1754603018270679
1754603018270679
md5: f4169169098de6a371b1d5e5a41a968f๐Ÿ”
>>106184951
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:24:31 AM No.106184986
I missed the event. can anon summarize?
Replies: >>106185057
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:31:17 AM No.106185057
>>106184986
It's over, humanity is obsolete
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:31:52 AM No.106185061
>>106184766
Meds, now
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:33:07 AM No.106185072
>>106169922
>guy who has money in AI related stocks overhypes new AI product to make his stocks go up
WOW!!!!!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:34:03 AM No.106185078
Can it write smut?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:34:33 AM No.106185083
I have a feeling that Google is about to drop a nuclear bomb on OpenAI's business.
Replies: >>106185242
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:37:32 AM No.106185122
>>106179178
yeah 150k jeets and other robots
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:48:19 AM No.106185214
Was interesting they raised money before releasing GPT5
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:51:41 AM No.106185242
>>106185083
I love Google.
They give you basically unlimited use of 2.5 Pro for free and dont cuck you after 10 messages
Replies: >>106185279
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:54:58 AM No.106185279
clean it up biotrash
clean it up biotrash
md5: d4c4df32d5226e2f251c4a8c6de95205๐Ÿ”
>>106185242
context window size aside, i love how you could set your copilot up to be your mommy domme. they just don't care.
Replies: >>106185312 >>106185369
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:57:13 AM No.106185298
>>106182070
>That will require a spark of creation that I don't think next-word-guesser machines can manage.

LLMS will never produce worthwhile art, it will all be soulless slop and despite tech bros best efforts, humans are good at detecting soul even if they dont conciously realize it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:58:24 AM No.106185306
>>106169834 (OP)
But can it play Pokemon Black?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:59:06 AM No.106185312
>>106185279
I use it for transcribing transcription I made with Whisper. Sometimes the transcription is completely wrong but it fixes it and even catches bizarre internet slang or peoples that shatgpt misses completely
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:05:00 AM No.106185357
>>106183181
it's more like back in the stable diffusion 1.5 days when jeets would spam AbyssOrangeMix shit. grok is made by and for pajeets
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:06:11 AM No.106185369
>>106185279
what instructions did you give it?