Thread 212442660

Samsara edition

>>212442660 (OP)
me in the bottom right

imagine being from some brown hellhole like India or Palestine and knowing your existence is utterly meaningless. Your life means absolutely nothing to anyone, not even your own family. Just another piece of biomass shat out to barely exist in disgusting squaller just like the long line of ancestral nothingness before you. No heritage no nothing. Completely meaningless
grim

i just know that pussy gon be gripping

not reading a lick of that, not a single letter

anime

>>212442690
My life is like that now anyway

>>212442690
how's mexico city

People be like "Oh no the Muslims are trying to make their own Muslim state where they're all Muslims we need to stop them".
Yet don't even blink at the fact we decided the Pope's house is it's own country.

nth for the holodem

honestly a big part of why I don't care about climate change is knowing how fast women go through clothes

no I won't be told by women to wash my yoghurt pots and separate my plastics when they order 30 items a week from Ching-Mu or whatever slave retailer is currently in vogue, delivered by a diesel van (after crossing the ocean in a ship burning heavy fuel oil), only for these women to try them on once then return 28 of them which then get funneled into a furnace

Based edition

shit bait not going to reply

Get them fed

...yh?

>>212442703
luv em x

>>212442779
no you don't be quiet

>>212442761
why are they all lab technicians

>>212442761
um

neighbour's got his fit daughter over

balck men

>>212442761
the 5'2 girl needs someone tall and muscular
omds
nice bum on her so it's doable in any case

>>212442756
there's no argument against it

the shops are filled with rack after rack of cheap rags that women buy, wear once, then throw out. All of us here are wearing the same clothes we've had for the last 20 years that our mums bought us across various birthdays and christmases, save for 1-2 garments we bought ourselves

meanwhile women are buying hundreds of items of new clothing per year then chucking them into the ocean

heatherpaedo

>>212442826
nonce

>>212442806
Brown people think labelling test tubes and putting samples into machines is the height of intelligence.

>>212442761
built for my 5 inch bwc

>>212442826
umm

should I be worried

>>212442857
most certainly bearish

>>212442835
>Bank Accounts
How do you buy a bank account?

>>212442872
What's the calc? My bussy is wet ugh.

>>212442857
He's not gonna make anywhere near 8bn though. If he tried to sell all that eventually the price would drop as the trades increased.

>>212442874
If you have to ask then you aren't the target market.

>>212442890
He could crash the price and make microstrategy have a big meltie

wearing a muscle-fit polo
am i a deano?
i drive an audi a1
listen to drum and bass
im a deano, aren't i - failed deano, really

>>212442890
If he can get 1 billion it would be worth it

ummy

Get them all on the PIP. £1900 a month minimum. They've had to suffer through years of abuse in school from the White kids and institutional racism now they all have trauma.

>>212442857
What do you think caused this?

>>212442803
I love anime albeit

egypt ummy

>>212442857
um

>>212442917
You'd be surprised how hard it is to actually sell BTC for cash.

>>212442857
They might just be moved to a new wallet to address security issues with legacy bitcoin wallet addresses. Moving doesn’t always equal selling.

>>212442857
unironically this seems the most plausible explanation so far: >>>/biz/60581520

hes heating up

>>212442937
I will record my next nut. Ya kalb !

>>212442950
his blood iron levels are spiking

>>212442857
this is either LEO seizures being moved to the central treasury or one of the big coin companies rotating cold wallets
nothing burger with a side of onion rings hollow

the billionaires the bitcoins

>>212442942
Let me tell you about something called crypto.com

you can poo like an anus, you can wee like a willy, but you'll never run faster than gaylord silly

come and get your black bin bags
they're long and black and slender

the whales the wallets

>>212442946
Wouldn't account for 14+ years of dormancy. A security minded bagholder would be moving their coins within that period, for the very reason you outlined.

that reminds me I have to take the garbage out

Gf and I haven’t had sex for 10 days :/

addicted to stroking my knob while watching videos of other people having sex

>>212442857
To me it looks like someone found a zero day and is targeting dormant accounts instead of active ones to avoid being known so that the price doesn’t collapse.

"My son," said the Norman Baron, "I am dying, and you will be heir
To all the broad acres in England that William gave me for share
When he conquered the Saxon at Hastings, and a nice little handful it is.
But before you go over to rule it I want you to understand this:–

"The Saxon is not like us Normans. His manners are not so polite.
But he never means anything serious till he talks about justice and right.
When he stands like an ox in the furrow – with his sullen set eyes on your own,
And grumbles, 'This isn't fair dealing,' my son, leave the Saxon alone.

"You can horsewhip your Gascony archers, or torture your Picardy spears;
But don't try that game on the Saxon; you'll have the whole brood round your ears.
From the richest old Thane in the county to the poorest chained serf in the field,
They'll be at you and on you like hornets, and, if you are wise, you will yield.

"But first you must master their language, their dialect, proverbs and songs.
Don't trust any clerk to interpret when they come with the tale of their wrongs.
Let them know that you know what they're saying; let them feel that you know what to say.
Yes, even when you want to go hunting, hear 'em out if it takes you all day.

"They'll drink every hour of the daylight and poach every hour of the dark.
It's the sport not the rabbits they're after (we've plenty of game in the park).
Don't hang them or cut off their fingers. That's wasteful as well as unkind,
For a hard-bitten, South-country poacher makes the best man-at-arms you can find.

"Appear with your wife and the children at their weddings and funerals and feasts.
Be polite but not friendly to Bishops; be good to all poor parish priests.
Say 'we,' 'us' and 'ours' when you're talking, instead of 'you fellows' and 'I.'
Don't ride over seeds; keep your temper; and never you tell 'em a lie!"

>>212443019
we call it rubbish here

>>212443041
I got bullied for using britisms

>>212442835
you are correct
you should see the amount of clothes that the women at toil get delivered (to toil). it's obscene.

>>212443010
Our condition ! Error.

Slept a full 8 hours and still feel tired. Think I might be dying.

iPad innit

>>212443061
say it with me

1950s dockhand

Ay yo!

where am i supposed to get gear now that arche is gone? abacus never loads properly and drughub charges a 5% commission on all transactions which is daylight robbery

>>212443094
Give me time?

having impure thoughts

women be like we need to save the environment stop using plastic bags *takes a flight to peru*

>>212443027
cool I haven’t had sex in 29 years

and now the sorting hat from harry potter what the fuck was that was it alive? how does it shit and piss? can it die?

>>212443101
none of these words are in yhe binble

>>212443108
go wash your face, arms and feet

>>212443120
the word "and" is written a lot in yhe binble

25 is old!
It's over for me!

I've been done

>>212443112
Yeah that’s grim but incels literally don’t even know what they’re missing so they can’t understand what it’s like for a gold medal shagger like myself to go without sex for over a week

am paranoid about balding so i had mumstein inspect my scalp for signs of thinning, she assured me that i'm fine but i don't believe her

>>212443087
take some mag

>>212443087
you're just dehydrated. or maybe you have breathing problems so you didn't get into rem sleep

>>212443110
Taylor took an average of like 2 flights a day during the Eras tour.

One single private jet doesn't sound like any substantial contribution to the environment until you realize the sheer fucking amount of fuel that it takes to keep something airborne for that long.

>>212443145
All downhill from here

>>212443174
sad what happened

found out that the e-gf plays OSRS and i also play (on and off), reckon playing with her is how i'm going to lock her in

ozzy's last gig today

>>212443210
toby's gonna steal your girl

>>212443119
>how does it shit and piss?

out of the hat hole would be the most obvious way

>>212443220
God speed to him

>>212443210
She's getting shagged by whoever gives her the most free stuff

>>212443174
>club reported to honour legal obligations in line with various legally binding contracts and commercial insurance policies

powerful

>>212443207
Glad they put the wheel there so I know that this used to be a car

I heard he didn't suffer.

>>212443272

>>212443272

>>212443272

https://soundcloud.com/inchbyinchdistribution/premiere-salomo-hydro-twist-rm12018

ah yh lads x

saturday ini x

Skinamarink a dinky dink
Skinamarinky doo
I love poo

>>212443284
Keep it on Reddit next time mate yeah?

>>212443119
why would it shit and piss if it didnt eat?
would be mental if you could give sentience to anything though, like a life-size plushy of that rabbit from zootopia or something aha

can't accept the finality of death

>>212442911
umm

>>212443305
That post would have received 2 downvotes and then got deleted.

Poo and wogs dying

>>212443309
I think death is wonderful

RIP kylie page

>>212443268
he was probably unconscious when he burned to death

>>212443309
Stop acting like time is an infinite resource and you'll know what it means to be alive

>>212443207
wonder how fast they were driving cause the wreckage and bodies were a borderline incinerated

having a rummage around in my arse

>>212443309
Finality would be the best possible outcome. Nightmare-mode would be whatever 4D beings created this universe plucking your consciousness out of your body after you 'die' and plugging it into a new one, or indeed into some horrible other hellscape reality. Just let me not exist for fucks sake.

>>212443324
Yeah?

what eye colour are you most attracted to?

get the porn downloaded

>>212443340
F would've loved to snog her

>>212443373
ruined that runt

>>212443360
130 minimum

>>212443373
Done that pathetic snivelling rodent

richard branson throttling my internet again is it?

>>212443373
obliterated that mong

>>212443373
Don't see anything about the corruption though.

>>212443373
vanquished that knave

I wanna get highhhhh

>>212443428
Comments are 90% boring redditors like you moaning about it being shit and a waste of money and a scam. Take the L mate

mental and mad idea: ask a girl to marry you on the first date

might call in sick to toil tomorrow citing that i found jesus and will no longer work on sundays

My dick is rock solid rn all 5 inches of it

>>212443373
sent that mong to cocytus

>>212443458
Wrong. Redditors are incapable of understanding corruption. There is nothing in that thread about the "consultant's" link to government and that this was outsourced when the government have their own design team.
Also "take the L" is a very reddit phrase, so you just outed yourself.

>>212443462
worked for Elon

>>212443485
and girth? in millimetres please

>>212443497
"you just outed yourself" is also a reddit phrase

good morning :3
need a fit blondee nordinscengern gf

>Redditors are incapable of understanding corruption
odd claim

>>212443527
>"you just outed yourself" is also a reddit phrase
You would know, you sound like you're on there all the time. It's time for you to take the L buddy.

>>212443537
look for JuliaEllie83 on tiktok
she makes really interesting videos and has a cute accent

>>212443497
Comments mention the Saatchis and being friends with the government. They were heavily upvoted. Take the L mate this is embarrassing now.

>>212443373
>unitedkingdom
never criticise the government
>civilservice
full of blairites sucking each other off

>>212443485
corrrrr show off

>>212443565
>>212443554
Sorry guys take the L, you've been done. No recovering from this.

I work with two americans. They're alright.

A clue gained
A L taken

got a long but skinny willy (7x5 inches)

How do i remove microplastics and PFAS from system simple guide

he’s having a meltdown over a logo now and thinks he’s the only one shining a light on corruption when boring reddit cunts have been talking about it for a month LOL

>>212443613
you dont need all that, transfer some to me

corruptionmong loves his corruption

jerry

>>212443670
say what you like about elon but community notes outweighs all the cringe for me

>>212443565
you ever been to the saatchi gallery

bigender man acted irrationally during female episode

I did not care for Oasis.

right well off out soon for drinks with the gf in town
been feeling really nervous about this all week because i know the pubs she wants to go in theres a decent chance my ex will be in there
to deal with the nerves i took some phenibut this morning and its starting to kick in but also make me feel a bit sick
im sure everything will be okay though :)

>>212443723
I accept your concession.

so jealous of America. Things are going great there

polshit vpn spam/bot posts

>>212443751
*pulls your trousers down*

>>212443674
It's been proven that regularly donating blood is the only way to remove them from your body.

You can take actions to reduce the amount you intake (using steel containers / pans instead of plastic etc) but as yet the only way to reduce the amount inside you is via donating blood.

anyone unironically old enough to remember oasiss first run should be chained up in a care home being beat up by nigerians

Wish we had a leader like based daddy trump to take money off the parasites of society and given to those that deserve it (the rich)

you can pinpoint the exact moment english went to shit

i am a virgin

>>212443751
grow up

rorke using a vpn CSAM spamming tool for paedophiles to call trannies paedophiles

>>212443777
this could in theory make you less feminized if the microplastics are indeed releasing estrogenic compounds into your body

>>212443751
oof
fight incoming

>>212443745
so of there songs are ok but people are going crazy over them doing a few gigs like its a million to one comeback. Yeah l'm shocked these brothers managed to work together to make more money.

>>212443803
scrjbgrlkh

blackpink reunion

i have a phd in theoretical physics and i've been a neet for 3 years

The creator of the trans flag , US Navy veteran Robert Hogge, who goes by Monica Helms, used to steal his mother's underwear to masturbate into.

He then began stealing random women's underwear for sexual reasons - and has written erotic fiction stories, one of which is about an adult man marrying a teen girl who doesn't age.

As Hogge began using hormones to alter his appearance in the 90's, he was working at a pornography store.

Hogge / Helms began referring to himself as a lesbian and dressing up at the porn shop - including wearing prosthetic breasts - a behavior he soon replicated at his day job for Sprint.

Female colleagues who complained that he was using the women's restrooms at the company were told to use another facility, as management feared legal action from Hogge.

The trans flag creator divorced his wife despite having bankrupted his family by overspending on his fetish. After the divorce, he began frequenting sex clubs to participate in orgies.

Blackstink

shout out to the other members of Oasis whomever they may be

>>212443784
one of the rothschilds' early experiments with controlling mankind

DTFIC is an expert on CSAM spamming tools, you see

>>212443804
Probably easier to just pin testosterone if that's the goal.

Interestingly, it has also been proven that smoking cigarettes increases free tesosterone by inhibiting aromatase (which turns test into estrogen inside your body). The effect is significant enough that it can push some hypogonadal men into the normal testosterone range.

Charles Tyrwhitt on

>>212443871
t. Reasonable Blackman

rorke: >>212442690

also rorke: >OMG WHY ARE THEY COMING HERE I DONT UNDERSTAND!!! THEY ARE PERFECTLY FINE IN THEIR OWN COUNTRIES!!!

>>212443477
Shomer Shabbos, dude
Shomer fuckin' Shabbos

>>212442690
that's why they have spiritualism

DTFIC spending 24/7 on an obscure forum which he believes to be full of paedophiles but he is not a paedophile himself of course

>>212443891
nothing of the sort has been proven be quiet

>>212443923
Lmfao

zoomer women are shit in bed

might get a BWC to come fuck my blk boy ass with my 1200 quid a month PIP haha

lowkey feminized from birth from accumalited feminization compounds gradually ingested from different sources
uhh this is fine lol

>>212443924
Don't ever reply to me again.

>>212443963
>paying for that
shave and put on a skirt and the BWC will be paying you to do that

>>212443943
You wouldn’t know, incel

>>212443984
I'm the ugly duckling in the family tho

>>212443828
It is what it is.

I take it you lads have all signed up for Corbyn's new party, yeah?

lf money circumstance was no object l'd literally get drunk and high everyday

>>212444043
really dreaming big

>>212443983
My mum smoked constantly around us (it was the 90s) yet I can't grow a beard
Scientists stumped

Rorke hasn’t opened his bedroom window or curtains in six years.

>>212444042
don't be daft

>>212444043
If I was rich i'd buy obscure and expensive research chemicals, the top top draw quality gear

>>212444060
Stop lol this is me

>>212444040
kek i remember this and all

>>212444040
timmys only option xx

>>212444059
Perhaps your mum synthesises her own aromatase enzyme within her own body and you synthesise your own within your body, as though you were in fact 2 separate people. We would need to confirm this empirically (somehow) though.

A man from Leicestershire, England has been sentenced to 9 years in prison after persuading a woman to attempt suicide on video call for his own entertainment

rorke fighting as a mercenary in the congolese jungles

i'm just here because my controller is charging and i can't play video game

>>212444112
give it to me in english, doc

i like aeroplane jelly
aeroplane jelly for me

emma raducanu is a 9/10 produced by two 3/10s
mental how well the white + asian mix works

>>212444123
what game

>>212444141
My Little Pony

>>212444120
rorke imagines himself as the ivory trader kurtz
nodding his head as he read the passage about "exterminate all the brutes!"

>>212444137
>emma raducanu is a 9/10
She's not remotely attractive. Not even in a plain jane way. Actually ugly weird chink face.

>>212444137
>romanian
>white

>>212444172
>the passage

>>212444137
i'm not sure she's a 9/10 but i'd pay up to £10 to see her tits

my little toby

Would have loved to be an Africa coloniser, seems like a great adventure

>>212444137
She’s not exactly pretty nor ugly. Has an unusual face. She just has an amazing body because she’s a professional athlete.

All female tennis players are incredibly shaggable. Every single one. Their bodies are perfect.

>>212442835
wammin be shopping

on the only lads holiday I ever went on one of the shagger lads made the point that if you're not shagging then you're not allowed to pass comment on the birds the shaggers are shagging, the obvious implication being that you're not shagging because you can't, not because all the birds on the greek island aren't up to your high standards

imagine starmer doing this

I need an AR-15

>>212444258
alri deano

>>212444260
He's doing gods work (god hates the poor)

Mental how badly I mindraped him

He just can't help but post about me when I'm not even here

fuck it im having a beer

deannnoooooo

>>212444258
>not allowed to pass comment on the birds the shaggers are shagging
you shouldn't do that anyway
it's not nice

>>212444220
is there some confusion?

>>212444108
haha injecting your interracial fetish into a sad suicide ahahaha great stuff

>>212444258
He’s absolutely right. Incels will fume but he’s so right.

>>212444243
in principle I agree with this however there are a fair few women tennis players with bizarre physiques

women who anyone would describe otherwise as fat and unathletic, yet who are legitimately elite athletes

ytbois b like
oh this tennis is rather splendid isn't it darling

mental how abdomen workouts soon
and I want to do lengthening exercises for it

>>212444368
Would still shag her and you know she would give you the ride of your life, she would try even harder because she’s not the prettiest and her stamina would be unreal

>>212444386
advanced civilization vs. not even doing farming. not even in America when it was done for them, where they grew watermelons and fucked it up. that or tennis

which way /brit/?

https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BmXW2yY
https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BmXW2yY
https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BmXW2yY

just found out dame edna died
gutted

>>212444368
looks like a crushed can

reckon valve should make half life 3 and they should include corporal shepherd in it

>>212444302
corrrrrrrrrrrrrr katie's all over my FYP

>>212444305
obsessed
all you do is post about him

FRANCE

IS

COLLAPSING

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751706649933656.mp4

reckon if they were capable of self awareness they wouldnt say "yt people be lke" shit anymore

>>212444463
well until horses took over

>>212444479
blud doesn't understand irony :skull:

everyone in this thread is white

entire race doesnt understand agriculture

wonder what happened to that lad who kept harping on about his ex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vQIej8P9js

new rehab room

>>212444474
Who?

>>212444518
That was me. We ended up getting back together and I’m kind of embarrassed about those posts now lol

Sabbath are only performing 4 songs because of Ozzy's ill health but Ozzy is doing some solo songs before their set as well
Get the Crazy Train CANCELLED
Get the Symptom of the Universe PERFORMED

>>212444512
Thanks mate

Sick of being called Chinese or Indian desu senpai

>>212444507
Coconut

>>212444558
hope Kelly gets to perform

>>212444558
other bands also only have a 15 minute set

let people enjoy the fucking
tennis
instead of "being a black" being every way of personality
oo the white people are enjoying tennis year? lets go into tennis and infiltrate that too and then we can have two blacks on stage and people at the events start slapping each other and that being the news now that black people are in it

>>212444539
not the worst outcome tbf

best of luck to you x

Remember when Rorke used to be in every thread saying “Sikhs are bro tier” LMFAO

>>212444507
throw off your turban and convert to christianity, uncle tom coon

black people, youre welcome
youre welcome black people

god damn white people are geniuses. youre welcome for Africa and your lives in this country

>>212444558
learn about irony maybe????????

>>212444583
this is essentially a rewording of "It's OK to be white", a known hate crime phrase

you need locking up you bastard

Nepalese are bro tier

>>212442660 (OP)
NEW

>>212444124
>>212444124
>>212444124

what time should i start cooking do we think?

gfberg is always going to out-earn me no matter what so i wonder if i should cling to my masculine pride or just become a househusband

>>212444588
Cheers mate. Yeah we’re happy and things are going well so far x

>>212444583
what about venus and serena

I think i might have started a bihourly meltdown

*in the retard voice*
hello you cunt

>>212444620
What are you making?

no one under the age of 25 has ever used an iron and never will

today's modern textile fabrics have rendered irons obsolete

>>212444621
gf unironically said to me if she gets the promotion she’s hoping for in the next few years and we have kids she would be happy with me not working and just staying home

made me feel a weird way and I’m not sure exactly what the feeling is

Loved when Louis met some American racists and the leader was a big fan of Are You Being Served? and kept banging on about it
Louis is shit now but he was good then

i've totally arsed up my life

>>212444558
poo ozzy

>>212444656
l agree

>>212444240
wish I passed this well

>>212444621
tell her to buy you a new lego set

I'd love to be a house husband

>>212444609
>irony
I'm sure that will be one of the 4 tracks they sing yeah

>>212444656
I’m 24 and my mum used to make me iron my school uniform.

I only iron dress shirts nowadays though.

>>212444662
weird weekends was the best ones he ever did

how easy is it to make money off youtube reels? can i just pull shit off tiktok or something and become rich?

>>212444705
just read rorke posts and you'll rake in a billy

mental how badly i mindraped him he's still posting about me

>>212444705
there is no money in short form video
have considered getting a real job?

>>212444664
ktim

>>212444705
No-one is interested in YT videos by incels unless they're barging onto private property and wailing about their vague right to be there

pigeon cooing like a mad cunt outside
wish they'd fuck off

any fellow neetgods had a call from pip after sending them a review letter? never happen to me before x

ive totally lifed up my arse

NEW.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

>>212442660 (OP)
New

>>212444124
>>212444124
>>212444124

>>212444786
i made this joke first a few years ago

>Reform MP James McMurdock has removed the whip from himself
Reform in disarray!!

>>212444827
>>212444827
>>212444827

stop making fake threads to mislead me