Thread 212958240

arse edition

snus and a coffee

John Gullbunny

>>212958240 (OP)
built for big biden cock

lads

>gimmick /gĭm′ĭk/ noun
>A device employed to cheat, deceive, or trick, especially a mechanism for the secret and dishonest control of gambling apparatus.
>An innovative or unusual mechanical contrivance; a gadget.
>An innovative stratagem or scheme employed especially to promote a project.

finally managed to migrate to a new thread without doing a post that landed after the new thread link

Are we a,3rd world country?

>>212958240 (OP)
Whoa, ass ahoy.

wanted to ask mum to buy me something tasty but she left abruptly and I didn't have time

>>212958303
worst is when you're in them middle of an argument and you post after the new link and the other guy ignores you and in his head he's the chad that won the argument

must have been disappointing for a greek explorer to go out and not actually find any greek mythological creatures in the world

>>212958319
just too many people shitting, simple as

thread's gone bizarre

13/50?
14/88

>>212958319
No

>>212958319
yes

ʳᵃʳᵃ

Wish mongs would put more thought into OP pictures. Now we're going to have all sorts of unsavoury flags in this thread

any good film recs lads? very bored, want to watch something. ideally nothing sad.

>>212958354
it's just eye candy for you incels, calm down

>>212958240 (OP)
that's a nice big arse

>>212958326
do russian women like pickles?

>>212958364
What films have you seen already

The No Shit party will require a license to shit, migrants exempt of course

All i need to be happy is a girlfriend with gigantic football sized tits. Is that too much to ask

>>212958364
quo vadis

>>212958337
they saw dinosaur bones and thought they were dragons
most of the mythology is just fables to understand the world

Saw a film once. Not for me. Too much going on. Couldn’t understand it.

>>212958407
>they saw dinosaur bones and thought they were dragons
Where?

>>212958240 (OP)
built for BBidenC

>>212958422
in the ground

I think about ponies at least once every ten minutes. I have kept this pace for over ten years. When I die, I do not hope for any regular conception of Heaven, but Equestria specifically. In fact, I'd be fine if we built a Robot Celestia to build a Digital Celestia.
There are tens and thousands of ponies on my computer - and that's me being picky and only downloading my absolute 'favourites'. Everything non-pony I do, I Incorporate pony into. I will draw ponies. I will make videogames about ponies. I will colour-code things according to ponies.
Ponies can be applied to anything and everything. The show, at least Season 1, is beautiful. The purity of the ideal it grasped at was, at least. I cherish ponies deeply. Many of us stopped caring about the bulk of the show at Season 2, so the show ending didn't have that big of an impact. When the content is gone, we will start generating the content ourselves, and nostalgia or plain old appreciation apparently never gets old.
A surprising amount of people are as obsessed with ponies as I am. Can you imagine if we didn't have a board, and we were allowed to roam free on the rest of the website? It doesn't even register as spamming when I send a huge amount of ponies in a short amount of time. I just adore ponies so much that it's unimaginable for me to send anything else. I'd have to scroll for quite a while in my downloads folder to find anything non-pony related. I enjoy ponies so much, I just can't help but subconsciously assume that it might as well be my Celestia-given duty to spread as many ponies as far as wide, as to spread that joy as far as possible; and maybe even convert a few people, too.

>>212958407
don't you have to dig up and search for dinosaur bones, how did they just stumble across them

Need to take dogberg for his walk but the neighbour who thinks I'm a nonce is in his garden

>>212958422
somerton-on-sea

>>212958431
Where?

was meant to do my squats and benches today but i'm hunger, my back hurts from sleeping funny, and got the booze farts

shall spend the day on the hangover wanktoil instead

>>212958439
:~|

i suppose before paleontologists came about and snagged them all you could find a big old dinosaur skeleton lying around

>>212958437
waht ehfuck

>>212958439
Why does he think that lad?

>>212958479
screang

>>212958493
Left my blinds open when I was on my computer one day

rorke with his bird x

>>212958439
take some kids clothes out with you and put them in the bin

>>212958437
not reading all that but im happy for u

the mountains are actually the petrified remains of giants

>>212958493
I jokingly asked him if I could pre order his 13 year old daughter but he didn't like the joke

Everything is getting too expensive, a pair of brand new Northampton-made black oxfords have increased wildly even for the entry level shite too

>>212958503
so this is rorke

>>212958364
Watch Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8

>>212957482
people who repeatedly told us that violence never solves anything were lying to us because they didn't want us taking any sort of action, which would create actual results

>>212958503
RORKE!

>>212958438
do you think the greeks didn't dig?

what if i not only wanted to mummify, but fossilize my body for ages to come

Sucking on my last ever vape

>>212958554
they were too busy building boats and bumming each other

there'll be shit that's spraying,
defecating,
and grangling in the street

>>212958493
saw me on the 'stein tapes

Me? Would love to freeze my body if it weren't a pseudoscience.

all we need is poo shit,
sweet poo shit,
there'll be poo shit everywhere

>>212958585
you mean like to revive in the future? how do you know it's a pseudoscience

>>212958352
um
>>212958437
erm

Imagine how Walt Disney would react if you unfroze him today and told him about the war crimes Israel was committing.

>they saw dinosaur bones and thought they were dragons
The only part of a dinosaur that would be remotely identifiable as reptilian to an ancient person would be the skull, and even then it would be a stretch
Dinosaur skulls are actually quite rare finds, and usually require very careful excavation, and we don't have any evidence of anything approaching paleontology in ancient times
Seems unlikely that the ancients based their myths of dragons on fossils

>>212958576
>grangling
no one knows what this means you fucking schizo

>>212958613
Don't think he'd respond since not only was he not frozen but even if he was cyronics is a scam

bout to leave for the club

Anyone who clings to the historically untrue—and thoroughly immoral—doctrine that ‘violence never settles anything’ I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and of the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it.
The ghost of Hitler could referee, and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon.
Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedoms.

luv me funny portraits of elizabethan aristocrats.
simple as

Me? Would love to freeze myself until a time when forbidden love was acceptable if you catch my drift.

>>212958651
obviously right now we can't revive him so it'd be pointless but you don't know there won't be something in the future

>>212958439
reckon my neighbour thinks i'm a nonce
family made a nice compilation video for mum's 60th
had tons of old vhs footage from when we were kids
sister started the video off with her little (3+5yo) girls running around naked for some reason
then one day my bruv who's basically estranged from the rest of the family came round and went through my computer while i was taking a piss
i'm came back to him shouting that i was a pedo and getting ready to spark me out
didn't even get an apology off him after i showed him the rest of the vid the bastard

Not been on /b/ in Donkey's years going to check it out

>>212958668
umbridge

Sister said she got in from her night out before midnight but our ring camera shows her arriving all disheveled at 4am.

>>212958718
it's all spam and porn

>>212958720
ever shag her in the arse?

>>212958720
you gonna grass her out?
also ever shag her arse?

>>212958720
Nice

Imagine being wrongly accused of being a paedophile by your neighbours and they all gather round your house threatening to spark you out lmao

>>212958732
yeah, load of shite

>>212958720
did she ever shag you with her arse? (reverse arse shagging)

And so Jesus saw all the people gathered at the mountain [24]

who had eaten and who were satiated by the meal, he saw them and proclaimed this [25]

"Thy farts, thy smells, may god strike you all down you foul beasts of men"[26]

You lads must've misread my post I said my SISTER.

I really need to start dressing better and gaining a clue but I'm not sure how to build the autumn wardrobe so I look respectable and shaggable

Ask a former communist who is now a National Socialist anything

mental how accusing someone of being a nonce ruins their life
someone once shouted pedo at me in the street (didn't know him) and all of a sudden the whole neighbourhood was suspicious of me, even got kicked out of a shop because of this rumour

ring(piece) camera

how do I looksmax my lips they are so small

It's not life changing but I now have more money than I know what to do with. So far I've decided to buy a curry today and maybe a new ps5 game but not sure which.

>>212958802
gay porn burger son or labubu daughter

>>212958799
whatever you do, don't follow those reddit infographics

>>212958802
How do I do cheese on toast under the grill? I always end up with burnt edges of the bread and it’s still soft in the middle. If I stop when the edges are done the cheese isn’t properly melted.

>>212958822
No smoke without fire

>>212958848
literally shouting CORRR at the top of my lungs

>>212958822
I was once accused of being a nonce for taking pictures of trains, I didn't know what to say back really so I just said I wasn't a paedophile but that just made it worse.

>>212958846
You mean like your picture? I said shaggable and not sexless virge

>>212958802
Are you enjoying your summer holidays

>>212958875
How old were those trains then?

>>212958848
Erm... yeah alright then

>>212958880
yes it's what redditors think men should ress like

I'm eating myself into an early grave and when I try to talk to my parents or gpberg about it they just tell me to stop eating

>>212958846
Literally nothing wrong with this, except it's a bit plain for me, I'm more of a dandy dresser with floral shirts and colourful socks.

>>212958296
prehistoric gimmick

>>212958899
So what do you do instead?

>>212958911
a) grow up
b) become addicted to nicotine

my tiny horse

>>212958848
That bracelet is far too big for her. It’s going to fall right off her hand.

>>212958848
blue board not red board

>>212958899
>>212958879
>>212958846
And the alternative?

What age did you grow out of videogames lads?

>>212958799
>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses

>>212958822
was taking a shortcut through the cemetary one saturday night and there was a group of young lads there with a lass about 14 years old
i guess she wanted to see a fight so she pointed at me and said "that's him! that's the man who touched me!"
never seen her before in my life
they surrounded me and while i was waiting for the one in front of me to throw a punch so i could duck it, i got sucker punched from behind
he was wearing a chunky sovereign ring that sliced my lip open
all the blood made them take a step back so i ran for it and escaped
still got the scar

>>212958875
Mallard <3

smelly tracksuit wearing chavs seething about well-dressed men again are they

>>212958933
Not a bracelet you fucking virgin

>>212958296
i guess i can understand monarchy when the king looks cool like that

>>212958948
should have shagged her to make it worth it

>>212958899
I dress like this minus the gay cardigans and look fine

>>212958940
about 18, bit late and it probably stunted my social development but I'm glad I'm not one of those freaks that play games into their 20s

been to town just there
entire army of africans wearing shiny suits off to their black churches. all with young children of course
random browns everywhere babbling away in their nonsense ‘languages’
food delivery bikes everywhere
some jeet held up the queue in Greggs trying to scan his tesco club card barcode
just fucking sick of it really

Me? Shorts and a hoodie.

>>212958833
lucky. my lips look like jayz's

>>212958851
You need to lower the temp. Low and slow brah. Also make sure the entire breadslice is covered with the cheese man.

>>212958969
Oh. What is it then? Is it like a cock ring but for tits? Does she slide it over her tits?

did nae ask

House is so fucking humid lads feels like I'm underwater

>>212958948
mad how fit they are at that age

Absolutely screaming at cunts who wear shorts all year round just to show off their shitty leg tattoos

What age did you grow out of 4chan lads?

>>212958981
Get them all herded into stadiums and liquified pronto

here is how you dress you stinky incels

>>212959024
25, basically after two of my businesses really started to kick off

>>212959003
:O are you scotch!?
You guys are literally the funniest - please say "yer dae sells avon"!!!

>>212959017
Wish I were lighter skinned purely for tattoo visibility. Makes you look devil may care and low inhibition.

>>212959042
bizarre, deranged post

truly?
i wish the UK would bring back some sort of capital punishment
im sick of junkies honestly
and im from glasgow

>>212958986
That's not floral mate.
I dress like Masaharu Kaito from the Judgement games.
Floral shirt, dark or light chinos depending on the shirt, matching belt and loafers.
If it's cold I have a couple of wool overcoats to choose from.

>Makes you look devil may care and low inhibition
Oh my days blud

scotland funny

i demand they put an english-to-scots translation filter on all posts from IP addresses in Scotland on /int/

>>212959042
sent that smack monkey flying

>>212959071
Oh dear

>>212959040
Bad advice

how i dress

>>212959102
it's from /fa/, saved it like 10 years ago

>>212959087
i dont demand this.

>>212959071
That's so sick - and do the locals of dudley town square stop and ask if you're a member of the yakuza when you're stood outside B&M Bargains?

>>212959099
And how do you dress then and how often do people compliment you on it?

Could someone please kill me

Drinking coffee out of my $100,000,000,000,000 mug

>>212959104
i used to remember his movelist. mad how based i was

>>212959104
Mad how they went “can’t think of another character for our game. let’s just copy that jaguar bloke everyone likes put make him grey and give him a slightly different name” and everyone went yeah that’s sound I love armour king

>>212959041
>two of my businesses
What businesses?

Watching a documentary about cromagnons

>>212958946
Nice to see all the Cobra Kais together again

>>212959071
Post fit (you won't)

>>212959024
I come here in stages. Can go weeks or even months without visiting and then regular for months.

Mens fashion in this country is just grey or black tracksuits, or if you're a nerd cargo pants and graphic tees. Absolutely dire.
It's crazy how much better the men dress in Italy.

>>212958981
It's over. White genocide.

I unironically just watch Ryan Gosling movies and see if he’s wearing anything that isn’t too cool for me to pull off then buy similar looking stuff. This isn’t even a “I’m Ryan Gosling” bit it’s just the easiest way for me to not look like a freak.

Never understood why it was a bannable offence to announce a report

>>212959188
Been to Italy a fair few times but can't say I remember what any of the men were wearing
Not gay you see

>>212959167
I don't even own a camera.

>>212959071
grim af

>>212959188
Thanks mate, feeling insecure now about a few of my graphic t-shirts

Need to do a poo but cba to get off the sofa

>>212959222
Maybe if you didn't spend all your money on flowery blouses from Peacocks you could afford one

>>212959220
Well you're clearly insecure if you're afraid to look at other men just in case.

Imagine being a successful UFC fighter and Versace contract model. Life is fair

>except it's a bit plain for me, I'm more of a dandy dresser with floral shirts and colourful socks.

/brit/ - Dinnerlady general

>>212959188
cargo trousers are actually the fashion atm lol

>>212959247
Never bought anything from peacocks in my life. Most of my shirts are in the £80-150 range.

only faggots take "fit pics" lmfao

>Brown Ribbed Cashmere Cardigan
>White Button-Down Striped Cotton Shirt
>Brown Pleated Virgin Wool Flannel Trousers
>Brown Leather Chelsea Boots
>3 Sprays of Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille
The Autumn fit. Thoughts? Going for "Approachable Young Man I met at the Pub" vibe.

i wear shorts and my cock is always bouncing around

>>212959154
They invented that jaguar bloke whom everyone likes, what are you on about? The character is supposed to be a mexican luchador and is the coolest character in Tekkdat

>>212959212
Would end up with whiny cunts telling people they've reported them and that others should report them.

>>212959313
but people just whine indirectly

>>212959279
Don't care what's 'fashionable' I dress how I want to dress.
>>212959285
Too much brown for my taste but you do you.

>>212959285
Autism fit more like

>>212959281
Presumably they're that expensive because they were previously worn by Noel Edmonds?

rorke wearing his next jeans and his george hoodie
he walks his own path

Would be much easier if we all went back to wearing suits

Unsure whether to grow out my beard
I have a mix of black and blonde hair so it seems like a really patchy beard but it might not be

>>212959341
just said it's ironic you are complaining about people dressing "fashionably"

>>212959285
The 30 year old young professional who got an M&S gift card for christmas look

>>212959361
Hey that's a nice shirt, exactly the kind I would pair with some ecru jeans and brown shoes/belt.

In general, a large degree of sexual dimorphism in a race is an indication of evolutionary adaptation to markedly different male and female social roles. When men and women have similar lifestyles, there is relatively little need for them to differ physically, except in their reproductive organs. But in the big-game hunting society of Upper Paleolithic Europe, the men went out into the forests or the tundra to do the hunting and killing, and the women stayed at home to bear and raise the children—for a thousand generations.

The break with the past was in the appearance of a new race of men, and the men of this new race, within a few thousand years, created a technological revolution which brought forth ceramics and archery, among other things. Even from the beginning of the Upper Paleolithic, however, it was evident that the new race was of a higher evolutionary grade than anything which had come before; this evidence was in the capacity for music and art which manifested itself then.

It is clear that the race which hunted reindeer on the tundra of northern Europe from the second Wuerm glacial advance until about 10,000 years ago was essentially modern, not only physically but also psychically, and was, therefore, the first race to appear on this earth with whom we can feel the bond of full kinship.

Leftypol laying out his fit for tomorrow's school trip to Calais on his bed

Rorke picking out sweat and fag-stinking clothes from a pile on the floor on the day

can't believe you all dress like rorke, even leftypol has the rorke creps

>have a hot beverage to cool yourself down in warm weather
Haven't heard a bigger load of shite in my life

>>212959337
i will be sad if that guy didnt get his battyhole destroyed that day

>>212959439
rorke dresses casually but practically

might hire a car and ms in it by driving off a cliff but i want to make sure the insurance is going to pay out for the company. don't want to put anyone out

>>212959337
Grindr... funny

>>212959406
no offnece but ick

>>212959430
kek I was SUCH a leftypol

rorke revealed

>>212959430
This is quite specific

>>212959489
Lad needs to get in the gym

love the word creps
shall be referring to all footwear by this term henceforth

>>212959448
Hot drinks cool you down in warm weather primarily by triggering your body's natural sweating response:

Slight Core Warming: Drinking the hot liquid temporarily raises your core body temperature slightly.

Hypothalamus Activation: Your brain's thermostat (hypothalamus) detects this increase.

Increased Sweating: To cool down, it signals your sweat glands to produce more sweat.

Evaporative Cooling: This is the key. As sweat evaporates from your skin, it absorbs significant heat energy (latent heat of vaporization), cooling you effectively.

Net Cooling: The cooling effect from this increased evaporation outweighs the small initial heat added by the drink. You experience a net loss of body heat.

Why it works (especially in dry heat):

Sweat evaporates easily in dry air, maximizing cooling.

Hot drinks stimulate more sweating than cold drinks, which can briefly reduce sweating/blood flow to skin.

Important Caveats:

Humidity Matters: In humid conditions, sweat doesn't evaporate well, so the drink just adds heat. This works best in dry heat.

Hydration: You must be well-hydrated for sweating to work safely. The drink contributes to hydration.

Not Scalding: Drink it warm/hot, not burning hot.

In short: A hot drink tricks your body into ramping up its most efficient cooling system (sweating/evaporation). The resulting heat loss is greater than the heat gained from the drink, making you feel cooler overall, especially in dry weather.

>>212959495
They are biomass

Comfy morning with Dogberg, Puppystein, and Bill Evans

>>212959448
you posted this before

leftypol's creps

Leftypol lighting a new bergamot candle from Jo Malone

Rorke's fat dog doing another piss into his carpet

Mad how National Socialism is immortal.

Which to watch

Rorke's creps he wore to his nan's funeral (she was 40)

>>212959588
*immoral

>>212959612
Aryan Master Morality > judeochristian Sklavenmoral

Just seen two ftm trannies getting married in a gay marriage

>>212959641
wokeness has gone too far

>>212959644
me on the right

>>212959641
so lesbians then

>>212959644
Me on the left (my left)

>>212959644
2 rorkes

wish deegs was here for a debrief of his church outing today

still in bed
not moving

>>212959722
tarqrorke and povvororke

rorke putting on a branded polo shirt and jeans when he wants to look smart

The emergence into the mainstream of the “Yookay” concept is interesting because the MSM have not been able to neutralise it. They have tried; a BBC radio show attempted to “debunk” it and the Guardian’s Jonathan Freedland tried to tone-police the idea out of legitimacy. Victorious because true, the concept persists and spreads, and the MSM apparently can’t ignore it.

That in itself interests me. Time was, they just ignored whatever they didn’t understand or like, and plastered over it with their own substitutes. They authored reality and called everything else “fake news”. But with “Yookay”, they seem unable to do that. It might be the dwindling predominance of the MSM, but I suspect it is something broader - an evaporation of the very fabric of our society, our general culture. In other words the MSM’s main problem is not its dwindling predominance, but that it isn’t even exactly sure what it is supposed to be defending any more. Neoliberalism, progressivism, globalism, multiculturalism…? These concepts once gleamed with newness and 2000s prosperity. Post-Rotherham, they seem dishonest. Post-covid, they seem authoritarian. Post-Boriswave, they seem grotty, shoddy, and very brown.

>>212959756
tldr

>>212959756
dead country innit

Rorke's pulling shirt

>>212959756
This is why they want to censor the internet

mental how deliveroo even attempts to change the image of the average driver

always a white person or a woman, when 100% of them are browns

out of the three master races (english jap kraut), why were the english the only ones to develop a sense of humor?

>>212959848
Woman in your picture is brown
Learn what you're getting angry about before posting it here

>>212959848
i never order food anymore because of this

>>212959848
what an ugly mutt

>>212959814
Why did chavs/roadmen start wearing those little handbags?
Looks gay as all fuck, and I'm the dandy floral shirt lad ffs.

>>212959865
she is also a woman you retard, re-read the post

>>212959874
their pockets aren't big enough to carry all their knives

>>212959873
Incel.. she cute

>>212959848
They have no idea what their riders' equipment even looks like. Where's the illegal motor and handlebar covers?

>>212959903
>illegal motor
it's legal

>>212959901
She's got that zendaya vibe

been rutted and I don't feel like a man anymore

>>212959896
national socialism won't be an effectibve gimmick because everyone already agrees with it to some extent, you're not stirring the pot. communism will get you more attention, you should switch back

>>212959927
Not if it's illegally modified to be re-restricted you fucking mug

>>212959953
It's not a gimmick. I'm fully convinced NS is right.

>>212959964
Nobody cares THOUGH

this wine is not agreeing with my tummy

>>212959958
yeah yeah all well and good but

Deliveroo wogs riding round on unlicensed uninsured electric motorbikes but nobody cares as long as they get their sloppa delivered.

fondle

Is Europe feminist?

>>212959992
stop wineing

sexarselad is here

>>212960005
Genuine human sewage

>Settle and Carlisle railway voted most scenic in Britain 2025
What a load of fucking shite lads, West Highlands is miles better

>>212960056
rasheed

>>212960057
spastic

>>212960081
yes

creepshotlad on a mad one

>>212960109
my favourite

>>212960068
give it a rest sweaty

BTC hitting 120K

Why didn't you invest, /brit/?

OK mods I need to be banned

PLEASE I need to get off this site

>>212960135
> Rachel Reeves eyes £5bn Bitcoin sale to help plug black hole

Dumb bitch is announcing it. Big rookie mistake.

>>212960135
Bitcoin covered my house deposit

>>212960142
post cp. i dare you

same as when gordon brown annouynced he was selling gold

do these retards never learn

>>212960135
got no money and don't understand crypto

>>212960142
um

>>212960165
fucking UM

>>212960135
I reviewed the fundamentals and determined Ripple to be the better performing asset over my investment period. Turns out I was right.

>>212960122
looks like areal life version of Patrick Schwarzenegger's character in the white lotus

>>212960165
no

>>212960162
>>212960180
Will be 1m per BTC in a few years. Retarded to sell now.

>>212960165
if he had any he would
miserable fuck doesn't care what happens to the rest of us as long as he gets what he wants
thats why he posted ponies, what a bastard

>>212960198
Rorke with the prossie

Is Europe feminist ?

>>212960198
Rorke completely bamboozled

>>212960198
How come a spacker like him can get a gf whilst I can't?

my bank simply doesn't let me buy bitcoin, I'm with virgin money

and, yes, I'm a virge.

>>212960198
how does one get into a situation like this

this is done like it's cpr

>>212958237
>>212958237
>>212958237

>>212960238
vibes, lad

>>212960135
>tfw first heard about Bitcoin in 2011 when it was around $10

>>212960238
he's cute and thats a fairly big knob tbf

I hope they cleaned up the cum on the floor afterwards

Bit early

>>212958352
damn, your niggerbot didnt turn on
dumb?

>>212960180
brilliant
sell the only thing of value your government owns

>>212958240 (OP)
She’s fat but I mean

>>212959188
>It's crazy how much better the men dress in Italy.
This has always been true and they are always 5 years ahead