>>715095017He didn't but keep coping
>>715094756 (OP)Why did everyone suddenly start hating this dude? He seems like your average indie developer with a massive ego who is ultimately harmless, a modern day Phil Fish or Jon Blow if you will.
>>715095103Fagtree lost and got raped
>>715095172He talked shit and got hit
narcissists are a plague, we need a final solution to narcissists
>>715095172He keeps doubling down. Doubling down creates exponential hate. He literally could have deescalated the situation thousands of times already which makes it so funny.
>>715095172Like any good lolcow, he doesn't know how to cut his losses. He just keeps digging a bigger hole for himself.
There's a morbid curiosity in continuing to prod him, wondering just how low he'll sink.
>>715094756 (OP)>e-celeb threadkys
>>715095172you can't draw on mspaint your explanation for why you didn't cast r1 blizzard or use a mana gem, I didn't hear about him until he got half his team killed playing like a retard in a 20 year old game he apparently claims to be an expert in - hard to believe anyone actually like him and he wasn't just algo exploiting
>>715095334he never gives up because he ain't a bitch ass whiteboy like you
>>715095450If only he showed that persistence in video game development instead of taking huge dildos up his ass and doubling down in online debates.
>>715094756 (OP)the way he started sperging out over that code review was weird as fuck. dude needs to shut the fuck up. little fag.
>>715095172He was out of mana and there was nothing he could do and it's everyone elses fault.
>wasted mana on a split second of a high rank blizzard>blinks away>Mana pot off cd
>>715095172He was always a pathological lying nepo baby literally bullshitting his way into opportunities being thrown at him.
Alot of people hated him already, but he had a big enough circlejerk of people defending him that the information about his furry activities, deceit about his experience in industries and even his voice got drowned out.
But now after he royally fucked up in a wow raid people started to see through his bullshit, this whole SKG affair just confirmed it to the few that kept trying to defend him.
>>715095172>suddenlyi hated him the second he raided my youtube front page
>>715095172kiwiteens realized you can get banned for mindless shitposting and organizing raids over there, so they do it anonymously here
>>715095172He's been saying and doing dumb shit for a year now and hes been artificially promoted on youtube
DSP taking unexpected time off is more exciting than this nigger.
>>715095172Because hes incapable of saying "I was wrong". Hes a real hardcore narcissist and it gives people a window to that kind of person without having to suffer it IRL
>>715095868Was he as prominent as he is now before the Apex RCE debacle or did that boost him? I sure as fuck never had the youtube algo push him or saw anyone mention him on 4chan before that.
>>715095172A bunch of incel chuds who have never made a game are hating on him because he knows what he is talking about.
>>715095172Jon Blow is actually a great programmer and is hard working. Phil Fish was an ass but he melted down once quickly and stayed down and actually finished a game. PirateSoftware is a complete fraud that can't even make progress in a gamemaker jrpg after 8 years. He is also constantly rude to everyone so he is far from harmless.
>>715095172He keeps painting a target on himself because he's too narcissistic to know when to shut up and lay low for a few weeks to let whatever stupid thing go did blow over and then come back when people forget because the next thing for them to get angry about happened.
>>715096210>who have never made a gameSo just like Maldavius.
>>715096147>I sure as fuck never had the youtube algo push himhappened to me too, I kept getting his retarded face on my shorts thumbnails for a while before I got sick of his face
>spamming ancient tubenigger drama
get a life
>>715096210this has to be some retard falseflagging
>>715095172Pretty sure everyone hated him the SKG thing just gave them an excuse to actually do something
>>715095172Phil Fish was a narcissistic faggot too, but at least he could code.
Imagine Phil Fish but actually retarded and you got Maldivius Fagtree.
>>715095285Obsessing about a guy because he won't say what you want to hear is peak narcissism, bro.
>>715094756 (OP)You incels think he'll ever admit he horribly misunderstood the concept of that *save video games* shit?.
>>715095306Why would a narcissist do that? In their head, they're right and everyone else is wrong so why would they need to deescalate or walk back anything? It's the reason this retard keeps doubling down and digging an even bigger grave. Fortunately for him he has a brainwashed band of cucks who support him no matter what like most eceleb faggots, so no matter what they do there will be apologists lapping at his dick and balls in his streams and on his videos.
>>715095285Ironic, coming from 4chinz
>>715097701I think everyone on here who ever lead a pointless argument should partially understand how a narcissist feels. What a narcissist may not understand is how powerful it is to be humble and how much of a stress free life this gives.
>>715095450>he ain't a bitch ass whiteboy>literally exposed for being a faggot furry and that had esex with some faggot azn and then met up with him irl and had real gay sex with him as wellThe fact that you're even defending him makes you a faggot by association too, queer.
>>715096027literally every single human on the planet is incapable of saying 'i was wrong'. i think i've actually only ever heard anyone say that in movies. i don't believe anyone admits they are wrong, ever. fuckin hate you faggots
>>715096147He showed up on my shorts when hard-core WoW classic was relevant. His little facts were interesting, and made me think he was a real developer. He hyped up his dad to be the fat hacker in the Southpark wow episode. Then I saw the pasta about the talent agency he's with and it all started clicking.... and then that 5 man shitshow happened lmao.
No apologies, no admittance of a mistake made, he's right and you fucked up. He's a piece of shit I would never trust as a friend. He's only out for himself.
>>715095172>your average indie developer with a massive egoAs good a reason as any
>>715097587>horribly misunderstoodHe didn't, he misrepresented it on purpose, maliciously
The truly pathetic individuals are the babies who obsessively demand apologies and accountability, all while spreading half-truths and outright lies. It's amusing how his (justified) dissenting views on the SKG movement have so thoroughly malded everybody.
Just admit you want daddy goverment to kill live service games (not going to happen, you're retarded) in your trojan horse of a petition. Keep licking boots
>The truly pathetic individuals are the babies who obsessively demand apologies and accountability, all while spreading half-truths and outright lies. It's amusing how his (justified) dissenting views on the SKG movement have so thoroughly malded everybody.
>
>Just admit you want daddy goverment to kill live service games (not going to happen, you're retarded) in your trojan horse of a petition. Keep licking boots
>>715095172I was hating on him before it was popular.
>ugly>howard stern voice>acts like know it allThank god this fag doesn't pop up in my youtube anymore.
>>715098019No you just surround yourself with people who are incapable of admitting their mistakes. Discord I assume?
>>715099031The voice is fake too. He uses some program to make it deeper
>>715095426Nobody except for the loserest of loser nerds care about what he did or stop doing in a fucking video game. Literally go outside, marry and reproduce. Get a fucking life.
>>715099209This is why I hate lolcow culture. People care more about his shitty voice than him cheating at games. All this nitpicky shit always distracts from the legitimacy of just disliking a shitty person for legitimate reasons.
>>715098946I want you to screenshot my post and keep it on your desktop. Look at it everyday, laugh at it, I don't care. The EU will look at the petition, give a small comment, then throw it in the trash. When that happens, I want you to look at the post again, and know that I'm out in the world jerking off to PAWGS and laughing at you
>>715095172People still fucking hate Phil Fish to this day, and he hasn't done jackshit for more than a decade
>>715095172The honest truth is that he's that type of guy that talks the biggest fucking game about anything and goes out of way to belittle others but he can't back up shit.
SKGs, Roachking, Puzzle cheating, Figtree. Any one of these would blow over after a day or two for most internet personalities. But because Pirate is so hateable, any one of these things gives people that outlet to fully dunk on the dude for everything he's said and done that, at that time "just wasn't worth the blowback."
The blowback being that this dude was astroturfed and gained a massive following (he was, I believe, the biggest streamer during OnlyFangs outside of Tyler1). So if this guy just said anything about you, you'd have his fucking dickriding fanboys all up in your shit, doxxing you, killing your DM inbox, or just spitting shit at you.
So when someone like that is weak, everyone comes for that deserved pound of flesh.
>>715095172He's very smarmy and unlikable.
>>715094756 (OP)A darying synthesis.
>>715095172because hes a pretentious faggot know it all nepobaby that keeps showing up in my reels
>>715095172>Why did everyone suddenly start hating this dude? >a modern day Phil Fish or Jon Blow if you will.answered your own question there didn't you
>>715099421who gives a shit if he cheats in singleplayer games
literally nobody
His motivational shorts about indie game development are extremely depressing in hindsight.
>>715094756 (OP)He cant code lmao
https://youtu.be/HHwhiz0s2x8?si=mT7eY1ryxOYhTXBB
>>715095172It gets me views on my shitty videos
>>715094756 (OP)literally who? Never seen this fag's ugly mug until last week when I kept seeing it spammed all over /v/
>>715094756 (OP)>>715095206I knew that this fag reminded me of someone.
>>715100010Yeah I know, retard. That's what I'm saying. People care more about his fucking voice than him literally doing an Elon Musk tier move which speaks way more about the nature of his character.
>>715094756 (OP)Hes right
You fuckers know what's coming if you vote for this petition right? You know the consequences of inviting the government to intervene in the video games, knowing full well and probably lived through the 90s to 2000s where it was full of paranoid and delusional old men trying to dictate the rules and censor the fuck out of everything right? This is going to be even worse than that because now you have those same old men who now see the monetary incentive to fuck shit up and you fuckers are straight up kicking and screaming to come save you.
This won't be the government salvation you guys are hoping for, this won't even be the corpo vs government clash either, this will come entirely at your expense. They WILL fuck your shit up, anyone that has been around long enough knows not to trust the government and it's appalling to me that none of you can see Ross as the glowie that he clearly is. Why else would he go to such lengths to push this shit and throw on a full mask under the guise of caring for destroyed games? Why else has there been such a massive outbreak of supposed ecelebs throwing their weight into this all of the sudden when the natural response was to veer as far away as possible from this clear glowie psy op? They know now that they can get some headway and they've been going into overdrive to push for this and you idiots are falling for it.
If there's any among you that still possesses a brain, I implore you to not sign this shit. Don't give it attention, don't give it any time of day. This shit has so many malicious layers to it that it would be wise to not interact with it at all, and to say nothing on the long term ramifications against the average consciousness should it go through. Do you really believe that you aren't throwing away your personal information for the government to "leak away" in a year's time when this is over?
>>715100010Nobody cares if he cheated but he did it purely for self-aggrandisement and keeps gaslighting people about it.
>there are people who unironically think the government isn't already involved in video games
>>715100267I feel like if he played Pokemon Red blind, he would figure out how to encounter Mew on his own. Somehow...
>>715095172Got boosted by algorithms so he got pushed into the faces of a tonne of people who don't give a shit about him.
Has been proven to have a gigantic ego, combined with being proved as a shitter in a lot of games he claims to be an expert in
>Let me show you this MS paint chart that proves because I worked at Blizzard Entertainment Inc. I am the master of games.He's a furry faggot.
He's overtly litigious.
Just all around insufferable. Also uses a voice changer to make his voice sound deeper and more masculine. There's clips of him recorded in person where he's far more nasally and high pitched.
>>715094756 (OP)a daring synthesis
>>715100653Are you denying my third puberty????
>>715100262Except EU has a proven track record of dozens of completely pro consumer policies while Jason didn't make a single game. So I know who to trust.
>>715100486>Wait a minute chat... that truck...
>>715095172i just dont like pseuds
I'm waaaay past the point of hoping he just takes the L, I want to see him just keep digging his hole deeper and deeper while he bleeds subscribers. He did a live to 130 people the other day, he's lost 100k subs in 2 weeks, its becoming embarrassing to take his side for anyone else. His ego may just be unbreakable and it is fascinating to watch.
>>715099435>I want you to screenshot my post and keep it on your desktop. Look at it everyday, laugh at it, I don't care.what kind of retard would post this, even if bait it's too fucking stupid
>>715100896The CodingJesus thing made him mald so hard he went through a fourth puberty
https://files.catbox.moe/0dplv8.mp4
>>715101104>He did a live to 130 peopleplease be real
>>715100486He's the kid who found the PokeGods behind Bill's house, and he did it first try
Firm reminder that jason doesn't stream on wednesdays and thursdays, making these 2 days perfect larping/false flag days.
That said, every claim made about him here is 100% true.
>>715101285>They will shine out your face out of your face like sunbeamsThose are spores and they are highly dangerous.
What I don't understand is why someone so narcissistic and egocentric puts so little effort into his physical appearance. He fakes his voice to sound manly but he's a fucking twig with the hairstyle of a homeless bum.
>>715101485>it was him seething in these threads all this time
>>715097587The thing is he could have made a legitimately good faith argument against the movement. He was right in that it was too vague and everyone who actually knows their shit points out:
>yeah this movement is good but...>preparing end of live services for specific kinds of games are just impossible and you are destroying that specific category of live games for this movement>but i'm not gonna be the retard that burns good will and try and defend that pointBut instead he tried to be autistic about the movement to seem like the holier than thou game dev genius. Not to say the movement is bad, just that the guy running it rossman hasn't actually planned out any technical arguments. i watched an interview he did and he actually doesn't want to give any specifics.
>>715101720he's a faggot, I bet the woman-like hair is related to that
Phil Fish and Jonathan blow have, objectively, released finished games.
>>715101720It's funny to me how humans work. When he was popular I have read dozens of times that people find him handsome. Now you read all the time how ugly he is. Makes me believe if you just make a girl like you it's not that important how you look.
>>715101720dude he went through puberty at 30, its his real voice bro
>>715101948>He was right in that it was too vagueThat's wrong, it's not a proposal for a piece of legislation written by a lawyer for legal purposes.
It's a citizens initiative written by citizens that identifies a problem and asks for a solution to be discussed by people with the expertise and authority to handle such matters.
There's nothing wrong with it being vague, it's merely a proposal.
>>715101720He's narcissistic and egocentric, therefore he looks perfect and if you say otherwise you're wrong.
would his reputation be different today if he apologized and admitted the roaching instead of doubling down?
>>715095172have you been in a coma for a year?
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>>715101285>he liked his own comment
>>715101485gentle reminder that he took some time off steaming while skg thing was really picking up steam
gentle reminder that there was a severe upswing in the dumbest uninformed and worn out arguments against skg during that time made by an obviously narcissistic poster who never reconsidered their position when proven wrong
gentle reminder that there was a severe upswing in jason stroking posts during that time
gentle reminder that some fucking degenerate posted cp to get threads deleted
gentle reminder that some faggot flooded both the board and every skg thread with gay porn
gentle reminder that jason is gay
>>715102157>You want us to fill in these potholes but you didn't outline a budget explaining how we would afford the asphalt to fill them>Sorry bucko try again
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>reminder pic related could have crashed out after no mans sky
>actually forced himself and the rest of the dev team to stay away from social media
>kept them from also crashing out
>locked himself and his dev team to work on post launch fixes
>only ever went online to get actual issues and bug reports
>now instead of being a forgotten about literaly who he only has defenders online who can only but glaze no man sky and him. Salvaged his career from what could have been another lolcow story
If any devs are here, learn from him. Legitimately the only way to survive meme hate.
>>715102206No because he'd find something else to be an insufferable cunt over, as he has done throughout his entire online "career"
>>715101285>https://files.catbox.moe/0dplv8.mp4at this rate when he hits 40 he's gonna sound like james earl jones
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>>715095172See, here's how it is, chat...
>>715102206Yes. He literally also could do it any time. There is some irreparable damage but he could at least take 70% of the heat from him if he did it today.
>>715102415there's one (wannabe) indie dev in this thread (who is making a shitty undertale ripoff)
>>715094756 (OP)Comically unlikeable and his entire shtick is talking down to his audience like theyโre kindergartners with his MS paint shit. Actually insane that he blew up somehow.
>>715102415I think the big difference is that Sean legitimately had passion for what they were working on. It's just they completely misunderstood the amount of work that was required to make it into a reality. Jason strikes me as someone who doesn't give a shit about the project he is working on because if he gave a shit the project would be done.
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>>715102157>It's a citizens initiative written by citizens that identifies a problem and asks for a solution to be discussed by people with the expertise and authority to handle such matters.and guess who the people who have expertise and authority are? If you start these movements you need to create genuinely create or contact existing customer advocate groups to be prepared to debate and lobby for your side. Otherwise VGE are just going to come in basically push their interests more.
No shame intended on ross though. Gamers are lazy fucks and I commend him for pushing his movement THIS far. I can only hope he's managed to invigorate local europe gamer groups to turn up to this thing and do the debating.
It is actually amazing how much this guy lies, about even the lost trivial inconsequential thing
>>715102648As long as you talk about things in confidence, retards will believe anything.
>>715102648>Actually insane that he blew up somehow.really_makes_you_think.gif
>>715102648It's the modern rock paper scissors:
>Narcissistic Psychos beat normies>Normies beat autists>Autists beats narcissistic PsychosThere are a lot of gullible normies out there, and they all watch youtube shorts
>>715094756 (OP)>>715095017>>715095172QRD on all this faggot drama? i don't even know what the guy in OP is called, and i see his pic all over /v/ today
>>715102727>Jason strikes me as someone who doesn't give a shit about the project he is working100%, he just wants to be a streamer and a personality. He's like every other dev that started a project, never finished it.
>>715102648i think it was a perfect storm situation, where youtube was pushing short content, and he made lots of short content right at the right time, and his particular brand of content drives a lot of engagement because he's such an insufferable prick
>>715101285>pulls up his comment >you can see he liked his own comment and disliked everyone elses commentsthis dude does the funniest shit
So I just went through my seventh puberty
*draws a stickman*
That's as many puberties as I have years working at Blizzard
*writes number 7*
It's so funny man. Can't believe how obsessed these people are
*draws a box*
Almost as funny as when these people get to the finding out part
*draws a bigger box*
>>715102839He has many names. He calls himself Thor but his real name is Jason. He is also well known as Maldavius Figtree. His fursona identity since he is highly active in the gay furry scene. His channel name is Piratesoft despite seething at piracy.
>>715102839his name is jason and he's a furfag
also he talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded
>>715102731>we shouldn't attempt to change anything because corporations have moneyEven if this ends with lobbyists arguing against EU parliament, that's still a win. They've wasted money defending their practices and they've seen that there's the threat of legislation being brought against them.
It will have an effect on the industry even if no laws are written.
>>715100010It wouldnt be an issue if he didnt try to pose as someone with credibility on a subject that requires either a lot of knowledge or intelligence
>>715103147Who are you quoting? I agree, I'm just hoping skg actually has representatives ready to go to bat and defend the consumer side when it gets put up for debate.
>>715102839literal who that started appearing out of nowhere in youtube shorts to a LOT of people
has a deep voice and was developing a furry undertale clone (as if undertale wasn't furry enough). Turns out he was lying about his "pro hacker" experience, his game is magic numbers spaghetti in eternal early access and a lot of other stuff I'm to lazy to list.
in short: he's a pretentious narcissist faggot that's getting his just comeuppance
>>715095172I was subbed to him
But eventually all my feed was full of his videos
Then he starts to show up in another channels like every vtuber, Kitboga and Simpleflips
I'm so tired of him
All he does is say that "my time in blizzard" "I worked at blizzard" "my dad worked on blizzard"
He wasn't even a proper programmer, just QA I think
>>715095172A combination of things and this isn't really chronologically but
>already had a lot of people that found him insufferable>Second Life furfaggotry stuff (with potential allegations of harassing and bullying underaged girls)>runs a ferret sanctuary (his fursona is a ferret)>EVE online drama>Ashes of Creation drama>some people catching onto his transparent bullshitting in his videos>KF has lolcow stuff for him>some people that supposedly know him in real life post there>transparently cheats at puzzle games on stream and acts like a genius for figuring out (objectively impossible) puzzles "on his own"This is where people actually started to give a shit and largely turn on him
>talks a big game in WoW and then gets a bunch of party members killed (which nobody would give a shit about), then acts like a deranged psycho about it (which people do give a shit about)>threatens to report other streamers and get them banned from WoW and Twitch, gets guild-kicked over it>the previous behaviors come out bit by bit>speaks out against Stop Killing Games, a bunch of other YouTubers eventually make videos shitting on him for this and pointing out his conflict of interest (works at a publisher that publishes live-service games)>code review pointing out that he's actually pretty bad at coding (or at least amateur) despite how big of a game he talks>all of his supposed credentials are slowly exposed as unearned or kind of bullshit>therapy session lmao>doubles down on literally every single issue and just acts like a dickhead instead of shutting up or acting rationally>furfaggotry chat logs leak>some circumstantial evidence that he might be botting subs/views and gaming the system (he is part of a talent agency that has done that in the past, too)>also he's been working on his stupid game for like eight yearsIt just slowly became clear to more and more people that he's a narcissistic nepobaby with a big ego that talks out of his ass with total authority.
I don't like this faggot at all but he actually is 100% correct about the drawing thing and how much it helps to keep people's attention and to get a point across. I hate this shit that every single aspect of what a faggot does must be hated. This shit has ruined discussion on here so massively it's unreal.
>>715103321It doesn't need representatives, not people like Ross anyway, it needs lawyers and parliamentarians, which is what it will get.
Now that the initiative is passed, some people will have to advocate for it, that means they will need to research it and understand it. That's literally what they are paid to do.
Lawyers put a lot of time and effort into studying their case, understanding the precedents and laws surrounding it and use that knowledge and rhetoric to push the best argument for it.
Some SKG video game advocate can know more about the situation and do a worse job at advocating it in a legal arena. The point of the initiative is to hand it over to professionals.
>>715102839popular streamer who specializes in hot takes and having a voicemod to make his voice deeper to make him more charismatic
he's arrogant and often full of shit and never re-evaluates his opinions and always considers himself right
>>715100025I think it's even worse actually.
Jesus mention he never actually typed anything in the editor on stream so he is not bad at coding but can't code at all. Someone else actually wrote these shitty code for him but they splitted at some point that's why "his" game made 0 progress for years.
>>715095172Same reason why people laughed at Phil Fish's spergout and Jon Blow's shitty puzzles.
>>715103553>Ashes of Creation dramaThis is still the funniest to me
>If I find out which one of you did this>You wasted 4 hours of materials>It's insane, there's no excuse for this>It was me?>Here's why I was correct in wiping the raid
>>715094756 (OP)I work with pajeets for a living. Pirate's code is extremely amateur, but it's still 10 times better than anything a pajeet could produce. His only problem is being a narcissist.
>>715102839His name is Jason. He became the lolcow. It is difficult to put all the drama together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sJpTCitKqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jGrBXrftDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx0O8hvDbOk
>>715103581>I hate this shit that every single aspect of what a faggot does must be hated. This shit has ruined discussion on here so massively it's unreal.what do you want? for us to start praising him because he knows how to manipulate people?
>>715095172Yeah he is like Phil fish except fez was good lmao
>>715095172I agree, but Fez was great, and so was the Witness. This guy has the same ego without producing anything.
>>715102648>Actually insane that he blew up somehow.It's really not.
>artificial deeper voice = halo effect>worked at blizzard = appeal to authority>spouts believable hot takes all dayYou just also need confidence and gullible people will slurp that shit up without questioning anything
>>715103910It's so easy. Just hate him for the plenty of hateful aspects about him and leave the other shit out of it.
>>715094756 (OP)WoWGods we won
This nigga is getting raped by everyone on the internet
>>715104014but that's exactly what's happening in this thread, it's not like he's getting shit on by his paint thing, he's getting shit because he's a lying piece of shit
>>715103640Only thing he owns is 1000 furry buttplugs
>>715103945Oh and I can also add americans hate nuance for some reason. The more radical and extreme your opinions are the more you're gonna be listened. Same reason asmongold is popular
>>715103943What have you produced?
>>715103581The problem is his paint shtick is basically just
>I am smart: S. M. R. T.
>>715099356Rich coming from someone who's also posting on a Singaporean oyster shucking forum in the middle of the day
>>715103815There was another drama there aswell.
He tried to start shit with some smaller guild over tagging.
Probably perceived the rivaling guild to be weaker due to size and spoke boldly about wiping them off the server.
Only the opposite ended up happening and the smaller guild pushed their shit in, resulting in PS abandoning his guildies like rat.
Do you think your parents would be more ashamed if they found out you had CP on your computer or that you have a kiwi farms account?
>>715104663Aren't both those the same thing?
>>715095172Basically
>look at me i'm cool gamedev insider guy>stop killing games means the EU might legally requires developers to ship a finished product that fulfills every stated promise given by the game-salesperson at the time the game was purchased>wait it turns out I have an unfinished 8 year old early access game on steam that I have been selling, with promised features that are on the store page sales pitch but are not, have never, and will never be in the game>wait people in the EU might be legally able to refund the product at any point because I am unable to provide the product which I promised when I made the sale>hey guys stop killing games is bad actually also dont look into it
God I hate people pretending to be smart. That's why I loathe everyone in this thread so much. Suddenly you guys are humble despite trying constantly to appear smart.
https://x.com/i/status/1940544273621176612
i love watching him crash and burn, karma is a bitch surprised he had people going for this long
>>715095839Likewise, the first and last video I opened of his my immediate impression was "faking it till I make it type of midwit"
>>715105362who the fuck is thor? do you mean jason?
>>715103581I just find it funny to caricaturise him, it's not that I doubt the method, rather the content.
>>715103943>Fez was greatIt was a mediocre platformer with some novel ideas, it would be considered absolute slop in today's indie scene.
>The witnessShittiest puzzle game ever created Blow was obviously riding on the goodwill Braid generated. It's technically sound though so Blow is competent at that, at least.
>>715105026>enters thread to shit on anons but not on ferretfucker figtreevery organic
>>715105418Jason is her dead name, Thor is her tranny name. She is using the Thor from the myths in which Thor crossdresses to fuck a giant and get his hammer back.
>>715105418who the fuck is jason? do you mean maldavius figtree?
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>>715105539Except I created this thread and already made like 20 posts about how shit Thor is.
>>715105546The dude looks like your movie sucks, is that dude also a furry? If yes, you might be onto something.
>>715103553missing
>deepens his voice changer more and more as we go down the list, hitting 2nd, 3rd, and potentially even 4th puberties
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>>715105683>The dude looks like your movie sucksyes
>is that dude also a furry?not only a furry, but also a bestiality apologist
>>715103553>therapy session lmaoWatched a breakdown of that the other day and holy shit he got fucking eviscerated
Psych clocked him as a narc within a few minutes of starting the livestream
>>715105546Adam couldโve grown to be way more unlikeable considering early Adam was a mega midwit who unironically called people sheep
>>715095172You see, most of those types hit a threshold where they decide
>"Okay, I've said too much, I'm fucking up, I need to eject ASAP"Every single one. Even Phil Fish did the most extreme example with cancelling his next title and rejecting his entire internet persona.
OP's pic doesn't do that. He keeps doubling down. He keeps thinking there's some kind of epic one-liner he can mic drop and tip his fedora with that'll blow the haters out of the water and finally let him resume his grift. He is basically the equivalent of pic related where he refuses to accept that if he shuts the fuck up and moves on quietly - and seeks private legal action if things are well and truly getting as bad as he alleges (they aren't but I'll humor him in this hypothetical) - people will flock to another target instead. Mostly because he's too narcissistic to turn down attention.
>>715095172Why did we hate Phil Fish again?
>>715105647>>715105745Oh ok it's just the sharty hating on Thor I see makes sense now
>>715104239Nope. The majority of people that follow him are not american.
>>715105919it's kiwi farms niggers spamming threads
>>715105646No I mean Game Judas.
>>715105747Aww lil tranny software is mad because we deadnamed her. Sorry Jason, didn't mean to trigger you.
>>715098019>literally every single human on the planet is incapable of saying 'i was wrong'.Only narcissists think this. Real socially adapted human beings know how relieving and peaceful it is to be able to say "I'm wrong, I apologize for the problems being wrong has caused, let's try and start from a clean slate now that I know what the right thing is." It drives argumentative narcissists batshit insane while normal people immediately calm down and become much more receptive to you because you've proven to be a sociable creature and not some maladaptive coyote disguised as a hominid.
>>715105997>Game Judas.now we talkin
>>715104309>you need to be a chef to criticize your mealFOOD ANALOGY
>>715105812What will hurt him the most? When his favorite name will be used mockingly and sarcastically by all. Maldavius is funny but it's too easy to ignore since the ferretfucker is no longer attached to the harry potter name.
>>715098019I'm a massive narcissist with a big "smartest guy in the room" complex and even I've admitted I'm wrong when I am.
>>715105916I have no idea, I thought his game was mediocre but I enjoyed "suck my dick, choke on it" posting
>>715106237When's Super Hexagon 2 you bald faggot
>>715098019Someone like that would just be running with their first uninformed guesses about everything all the way to the grave. You call this kind of person a "retard."
You're admitting to being a retard and being surrounded by retards.
>>715095172>suddenlydude was always a grifter parasite
>>715105654>ThorWhy is it that the cringiest retards are obsessed with norse shit? I've yet to encounter someone as cringy who's into greek, egyptian, celt or mesopotamian mythology.
>>715106237i bought that ages ago, before steamdeck and always supporting games that supported linux
>>715106140>I'm wrong, I apologize for the problems being wrong has caused, let's try and start from a clean slate now that I know what the right thing is.its unbelievable how much it can help if you set your ego aside, I don't know where this feeling of self importance comes from, I was like this once too but this fucker is over 30
>>715105770Streaming your therapy session to prove you're not narcissistic is, perhaps, the single most narcissistic thing a human being could do. It feels like a joke from IASIP. It's just so ludicrous.
>>715095172>suddenlyHated him the moment I saw him, thought he looked and talked like a fag. I added him to my BlockTube list and didn't think about him for over a year
I felt pretty vindicated when everyone else started hating him too, but it's everywhere now and I don't like looking at him
>>715106561Norse mythology is just the most popular and mainstream so it also brings the most faggots with it.
>>715095172I've despised him for years.
>>715104239Asmongold is not extreme in the slightest. All his opinions are the most normalfag no-brainer shit imaginable, just without a filter. The way leftist grifters are trying to make him into some kind of a giganazi is completely delusional.
>>715105770Got a link buddy? Sounds interesting
>>715105787Patposting is old news. The Stancilstaffel is what's new and hip.
>>715103553One domino you're missing is he had a very small blip in a separate situation where a guy set up a website called spy.pet that pulled public Discord logs and archived them, with the purpose of using this program specifically to document child grooming servers - but because a lot of these child grooming servers are disguised as general social servers for kids who think they're gay the general response was people freaking out and claiming it was actually just a homophobic doxing run of private Discord messages. Mald participated in getting the website taken down by teaching kids who to use a script to break the scraper the spy.pet guy made. That put him on the KF radar since that was where spy.pet documented maintaining the website. It was at that point a few Kiwiniggers were waiting with bated breath for him to fuck up on a more public scale and pounce.
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I love how every post has these now
>>715106816this, I want to watch it now
>>715106789>Asmongold calling other people "inferior">while literal cockroaches crawl over himkek
>>715102243He disliked comments too. This "hacker" is too stupid to realize the youtube comment dislike button doesn't even have an api call any more.
>>715101285https://files.catbox.moe/ec8cgh.webm
>>715106980>youtube comment dislike button doesn't even have an api call any more.I fucking hate youtube so much
>>715106941He was talking about the culture where people stone people who think differently and oppress others because of religion. Him living like a slob only hurts himself.
>>715094756 (OP)He is essentially asmongold. People hate asmongold. Seeing someone like him get destroyed only makes other people want to destroy him more. When asmongobloid suffers the same fate I will crack open a 1983 bottle of wine and have a lovely evening.
>>715107245He is literally nothing like asmongold.
>>715107089How is that culture inferior to asmongold's culture where they destabilize nations they don't like, dronestrike starving kids and fund a genocidal foreign state through taxes? Didn't you guys were founded on not doing that? What gives?
>>715106941The "people" in question are objectively inferior. Middle east is a fucking shithole that needs to be bombed out of existence.
>>715106861Stancil and Pat are two entirely different breeds of retard.
Will Stancil doesn't routinely say the same shit over and over again for attention, he's an honest to God lunatic who had actual plans for a rise to power and put people in camps and reducing him to an impotent digital catamite is really funny, but even if he bailed people would still be talking about and clowning on him because of his obsession with putting people he didn't like in concentration camps and trying to get elected into office on that specific policy.
Pat is a fat narcissist who is fundamentally fucking useless and if he didn't keep doubling down on nonsense and just stopped replying to his a-logs he'd never have gotten into his current embarrassing fat mess because besides his porcine squealing being slightly funny he is irrelevant. His delusions of adequacy and general NarcissAutism is much closer to Mald's. Mald even recently started arnting about being swatted repeatedly. We're mere weeks away from the racism accusations ruining his algorithm.
>>715107245Absolutely rent free kek.
>>715097701>>715097848An actual narcissist, not the meme twitter kind, wouldnโt deescalate even without a fanbase of ball lickers. Iโve worked with 2 of them, they literally do not care if the entire work place hates them, theyโll find some reason as to why itโs not their fault that theyโre being targeted. I worked under one too and despite how incompetent he was, heโd just abuse his โpowerโ to blame his underlings for things he was too much of a fuckup to remember to do.
>>715107046I went and double-checked. I was wrong. They added it back at some point sometime in the last couple years.
I like when a low iq narcissist gets fucked by their own hubris. Its just enjoyable to watch
>>715095172Pride comes before the fall
Not gonna lie, his imperviousness to negativity and criticism is impressive. He's almost DSP level
>>715104309I post Steam keys for it every Christmas and every time I do I get a 1200+ post thread thanking me.
>>715094756 (OP)Why is the internet forcing me to know who this is
>>715095285They need to be reverted to a childlike state with magic mushrooms, then they need to suckle on some big mommy milkers. It's the only possible cure.
>>715107330>Didn't you guys were founded on not doing that?holy fucking ESL
>>715106934chudlogic did a few multi hour breakdowns with clips shits hilarious-
https://www.youtube.com/@ChudLogic/videos
>>715107292>knows nothing>calls on past achievements (fake) to appeal to authority>makes bold claims and points that have no factual backing and are often false>again refers to past achievements (fake) to substantiate those points>egotistical bully>unable to admit wrongdoingLiterally the same people. It's funny because that kike Zach defended pirate faggot for ages because he thought people liked him and now has done a 180 because he's so scared of being on the wrong side of the fight.
Little pussy, just like his fucking dad lmao.
>>715107245>When asmongobloid suffers the same fateYou will have to wait for your whole life considering he says sorry all the time. Unlike the nepo baby retard.
>>715095172I use the same framework for gamedev as he does (Game Maker 2) and for that reason I disliked him before any of the WoW shit happened purely because of the way he talks. He'll explain something extremely basic as if he's some kind of guru talking down to a group of awe-inspired children, even though he's clearly an amateur at coding and a lot of times the shit he's talking about is dubious in the first place. Best example is when he was explaining how he started using Steam achievements in his game both as an anti-piracy measure and a save system, as if he was some kind of genius for figuring it out even though if you think about it for more than 10 seconds you realize doing so would be retarded as fuck and cause all sorts of problems; I think that video was the moment I definitively decided I didn't like him.
Also, he straight up bragged about gaming the youtube shorts system which shoved his narcissistic face into the feed of countless people who weren't interested
>>715101285>16>liked his own comment>went through the comments disliking each one
>>715107460He's definitely going to become the next DSP, just give him a couple of years
>>715107089Idk man a stone sounds less barbaric than a dronestrike for daring to feed starving children.
https://youtu.be/4gQcFBbfk_4
>>715098019you are projecting extremely hard, I'm sorry you hate yourself so much anon.
>>715107501You're not fooling anyone, narcissist .
>>715107526That description fits like any streamer.
>>715107474>Galak-Zed devshoo, shoo
>man acts like a typical woman
>becomes the most hated person on the internet
sounds about right
says he worked as a game dev for blizzard, lie he was a game tester
>>715106271Just call him Jason. It's the name that pisses him off the most because he had no control over it. He doesn't care about "Maldavius" because he chose that name too. But Jason is the actual birth name he got from papa Joeyray and he hates it more than anything because it's a completely mundane one that he can't lionize.
>>715106934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jDPsBh2AyQ
>>715107408Based Anon admitting he was wrong, something Jason Ferretmolester Hall could never despite being wrong almost every single time he talks about cybersec.
>>715107503Saaaar you're founded not on that thing to not do bad saar*bobs head*?
>>715107503>calls others ESL>Doesn't know the verb "found" as in the "founding fathers"kekerino amerimutts are truly something else.
>>715104309My children. They are the greatest creatures to ever walk the Earth.
>>715107460Not even close. DSP would never allow himself to be humiliated behaving the way Pirate does. He'd be milking this drama for all it's worth and using it to draw new acolytes into his fortified cult bunker-chat.
Pirate's too fucking sheltered to understand how to handle something like this.
>>715107746Jason is a cool name though. I legitimately think Thor is about the most homosexual name you can give yourself and I want other people to understand as well.
>>715107826Wasn't your motto literally "no taxation without representation"?
What kind of representation do you get from the billions Israel extract from you as taxes?
>>715107597>That description fits like any streamer.Unless you are exclusively watching unhinged kick streams 24/7, it really doesn't. Not at all.
>>715107851>Too shelteredDSP's mom combed his hair until he was 17 years old, are you SURE that mald is the sheltered one?
>>715095172Extremely obnoxious nepobaby fraud who lies about his entire life and has built a gigantic platform off of it
Is also a gay furfag
>>715107841MAAM DO NOT REDEEM
>>715107873It's not cool when people can point out it means you're the King of Lolcows though.
>>715107851>Not even close. DSP would never allow himself to be humiliated behaving the way Pirate doesWe have actual footage of DSP masturbating. His best friends have done a podcast where they talked for hours what a shitty person he is.
>only reason he goes by pirate software was to game the youtube algorithm
>hes actually the biggest corpo shill around
Lmao
i dont see any recovering from this he will have to eat some serious crow, even then the veil has been lifted, theres no going back
>>715094756 (OP)>literally called PirateSoftware>uses full tard arguments against the stop killing memes crap>gets overwhelmingly hated>plays everyone into signing the petitionHe won...
>>715108019>malding this hardI hope you think about that lil bro, your ancestors toppled the government over less than that. How many billions and how many american lives will be lost on israeli wars before you set yourselves free?
How soon until he busts out the deadnaming to people learning he fucking hates being called Jason.
Jason, you're reading this telepathically and thinking of your birthname, Jason.
>>715108019>IDF shill is a jeet faggotEvery. Fucking. Time.
>>715108102>he still can't figure out what grammar mistake he madelmao
>>715108094He has already lost like half of his live stream viewers which is his primary source of audience at this point. He will fade in to obscurity eventually. There is no coming back from this degree of lolcow.
>>715108136So Thor is actually and literally his tranny name? LMAO I was just joking when I suggested that.
>>715108094He's been like this since his teens and selling furry ERP skins on Second Life. He is a pathological narcissist, one of the most impossible to cure mental illnesses. Therapists will tell you to just cut these people out your life because there's no fixing them.
>>715095103Even if SKG fails, its biggest detractor before you hit faceless bureaucrats has been publicly humiliated beyond repair.
Ross is a nice guy but I'm spiteful enough to accept the polecat predator being torn apart as a concession prize.
>>715108136Damn I thought he was really called Thor. I once knew a dude called Thor. He was autistic.
the burning question in my head has always been:
why a figtree?
A fucking Figtree?
Maldavius FIGTREE?
Who the fuck chooses figtree
>>715108250It's his actual middle name, but Jason is too common for a high-intellect GODKING among men for himself so he calls himself Thor.
>>715108250Thor is his middle name
>>715104309I'm Neil Druckman
>>715108340something something animals&nature&shit
>>715108250Thor is is legal middle name. Yeah, really. You'd think someone would be embarrassed to use it this often but alas.
>>715107089>gaza full of christians>israeli's spit on christians>israeli's murder aid workers constantly>israel is full of pedos and rapists because they all get asylumDamn why would asmongold say something about israel like that????
Thor will be fine. In a month or two nobody will care anymore
>>715102064To a certain degree yes.
To be fair Jason is a shit tier name I wouldn't want to go by it either
Jasons need not respond
>>715099143>Discord I assume?/v/
>>715108420there's so many better trees
coulda been Maldavius Magnolia, a respectable tree
>>715108443That's what his simps said 6 MONTHS ago lol
>>715108182>Oh no he used do instead of phrasing it with the verb "weren't you guys founded on X principles?" completely unintellegible otherwise!!!1>Time to laugh at a petty and inconsequential grammar mistake instead of considering his pointsYou're peak midwitted I'm amazed you're an anon and not a redditurd instead, sincerely I do hope you stop being an israeli colony and get those billions spent on improving your country instead.
>>715102206The hardest three things to say are
I'm wrong
I'm sorry
I need help
If he just admitted to one of these things with any class he would be more liked.
>>715108573ESL + brown + didn't read
>>715107917Good morning sirs
>>715107983DSP beat the IRS
PS couldn't even beat Dire Maul
>>715108359>>715108391>>715108432Oh... So his parents were faggots too LMAO lowkey literal "goku" or "naruto" tier name
>>715108078Have you seen the shit we have about Mald?
>>715107983Yes, though sheltered was the wrong word, I think. Insulated by his platform of course would be a better phrase, I think. He's completely inept at handling even minor setbacks and actively works to turn them into full-on schisms in his fanbase because he's a charlatan desperate to keep the mask on where DSP was a thin-skinned alcoholic who'd lash out in funny ways.
>>715101285I have trouble listening to him talk. Everything about this guy could be bullshit and I'd never know because I'll never get his side of any story
>>715102206Yep, the only reason people payed even any more attention to the Dire Maul deaths was because Jason was so insistent about the scenario.
>>715108487Jason Vorhees >>> Thor "sissy" Odinson >>>> "Thor" Jane Foster > Jason from Florida, you know what you did fag
>>715108707his dad was a cinematic director while Blizzard was actually good so he's at least a little based if he gave us the Diablo 2 ones
I hate Destiny the most of all streamers and I'm sad he doesn't receive more hate despite being such a literal ugly cock sucker + cuck.
>>715108707Jason's dad is the literal Southpark guy; D&D nerd through and through. I wouldn't be surprised if Jason is as fucked up as he is because his dad seems to the proto-typical unlikable obnoxious nerd.
>>715095450>"Dude you stepped in shit">"No I didn't, you grifter.">"I can smell it and you're leaving shit footprints!">"Actually it's just mud. I've spent 20 years in the mud industry so I know better than you">"Bro just clean it off and move, please">"Stepping in shit was the right thing to do and you're an idiot grifter troll and I will make sure nobody will want to collab with you anymore!"
>>715108078We have pages of actual furry ERP logs bro.
>>715108573jesus christ, nobody gives a fuck
>>715108506maybe he likes figs, I'm not going to give much thought since he was an edgy child at that point, I mean "maldavius"...come the fuck on
>>715108559I'm not a simp. I just go by youtube tends. If some guy can Crack jokes over the body of some one who commitef suicide and have it forgotten in two months, the same can and likely will happen with Thor. He's the flavor of the month, people move on
>>715108443Dude is a parasite. Whatever new game he hopes on to, a new thing to shit on him is created by him personally. People were unaware before. Not anymore though. No matter what kind of shit he tries to pull next, there will always be people checking out his every single move. He is done. He can't ban the entire internet. I'm sure he'd love to though.
>>715108694Seen as he filed for bankrupcy during covid he pretty much just fell under the cracks, not to mention retards spamming the court's inbox about his lawsuit.
>>715108714back when DSP had an audience he handled controversy very much like mald actually it's very eerie, the only difference is that DSP is not a faggot furry
>>715108872DSP has spent hundreds of thousands on a WWE gacha game, mate.
>>715108875>nobody cares where billions of tax dollars goKek I guess you guys just love being good little paypigs
>>715108835>t. seething conservatard
>>715108913he abused the sistem so he could push himself as some sort of inspiring admirable personality and now it all backfired spectacularly, kinda poetic
>>715108902The thing is, no one is going to actually forget. They will forget so long as they don't see him. But he's in the game of streaming and content creation online, he needs viewership and growth and the spotlight. As long as he tries to push for relevancy this will keep blowing back on him until he actually eats humble pie.
>>715109023Maldavius has spent hundreds of thousands on ferrets he sexual abuses.
>>715102370That is literally the politicians job.
The initiatives will highlight the problem and ask for solutions. The members of the European parliament will have to look into a solution that takes into account everything, especially already existing laws.
>>715108681>>715108689>malding IDF glowieI hope Iran nukes tel aviv soon enough :)
>>715108913People will forget the moment the next lolcow arises.
>>715108962You know what? You're right. I think I've just got recency bias from watching DSP so much it's all starting to kinda blur together.
>>715108902Problem with Jason is that he is mentally ill. Literally incapable of navigating this whole thing because he can't. This will never end till he is de-platformed properly.
>>715109052no, retard, I meant nobody gives a shit about what YOU have to say, I never read your post, fuck off.
>>715109160nah ima drink this in awhile cause that faggot banned me from his chat early this year and now i cant stop binging on his hate videos
>>715109052israeli gibs are not even a thousandth of the budget, so yeah basically
>>715109160People never forget lolcows, once their marked they are tracked forever. Every rancher chooses one cow that is special to them and gives them extra care for decades on end.
>>715109245>*oink oink*Good piggy
>>715102727I think Sean knows the amount of work to pull off what NMS promised. It's just that he's on the news/big screen/presentations with big publishers' marketing that overpromises shit that puts him in a rough position on the spot. He's not a marketing or peoples guy, so whenever someone else asked if X feature is going to be available, his reply is something like "yeah, maybe, *nervous laugh*"
>>715108094>i dont see any recovering from this he will have to eat some serious crowDon't tell anyone I told you but in the next maybe week, week and a half or so, a bunch of shit is gonna come out about him that is going to make it pretty much impossible for him to recover. I'm talking "Has admitted to sexually criminal interests" significant. He's gonna have to do a lot more than eat crow.
>>715107750Isn't this the guy that killed Reckful?
>>715109152>Maldavius has spent hundreds of thousands on ferrets he sexual abuses.You don't seem to understand that a confirmed and well documented fact has a little bit more substance than your average gossip shit.
DSP literally has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a WWE gacha game.
>>715108902The difference is the Pauls can pivot into new content. They have some level of talent at entertaining people. They're sometimes funny. Mald is a deranged golem created by the Youtube Shorts algorithm.
>>715107597Then why watch or defend asmongold in the first place if there's that many streamers like him
>>715109160No proper lolcow has ever returned to what they were. This applies to Jason even more so because he is retarded.
>>715109276So let me get this straight, you get mad when actual americans get tax money but you're completely fine with some foreign faggots getting that money for free?
LMAO
>>715108707His dad was with Blizzard before Blizzard was Blizzard. He is in fact a super-nerd.
>>715109207Doesn't change the fact he'll be forgotten the moment skg goes through. Thor isn't the villain here, he's the scapegoat. Once he serves his purpose nobody will care about anything he said anymore. They'll find a new toy to pile on.
>>715109410Regardless this is a maldavius thread so why not fuck off and make an asmongold thread?
>>715109376You don't seem to understand that DSP can spend his money on whatever retarded shit he wants and a WWE gacha game, while surely retarded, could in fact be far worse.
>>715109361yea the guy that got formally reprimanded by the massachusetts board of registration in medicine
>>715109430That only increases the chance that Jason is named Thor after capeshit or other nerd stuff, again literally "naming my kid Naruto" type shit, not even db spics try that.
>>715101285>gives Coding Jesus shit because of his name>insists on being called Thorlmao
>>715109461Just from the fact that you keep calling this faggot thor i can tell that you like the guy. Just fuck off already.
>>715109361I tried watching some of his talks; every fucking time he launches into pajeet spirituality as a means of legit healthcare. He's a fucking quack and should have his licensed revoked and sent back to india. If he wants to be an ashram guru so bad, he can do it in the slums of Calcutta.
>>715100653>Also uses a voice changer kek, proof?
it's funny that he looks like a troon yet he has a deep voice
>>715109654>>715109517Yeah I don't get how he has such a huge following when he's partly responsible for killing a fucking person that was beloved.
I even watched his stream with Pirate and it was totally meaningless and lead to nothing.
>>715109429>brownoid is also a schizoimagine my surprise
>>715107526I don't think asmon really lies about shit he did. His accomplishments are basically just "made a lot of WoW guides" and he acknowledges that from what little I've seen. He also doesn't overstate his tax job either. He is definitely a complete bullshitter on tons of shit but not out of fake credentials. He also totally can and has said he was retarded, something Maldavius will never be able to do. BTW I don't like Asmon really even if it sounds like I might be sucking his cock, you're just equating a genuine narcissist and almost compulsive liar with a bullshitter.
>>715109605Nah, Blizzard was obsessed with viking stuff since they were called Silicon & Synapse. One of their very first titles (in fact one Joeyray frequently mentions as his favorite which is kinda tragic) was Lost Vikings.
>>715109618LARPagans are still mad because a random priest cut down Thor's tree 2 centuries ago
>>715109506What fucking retarded argument is this? We are measuring their level of lolcow and how pathetic and humiliated they are as people and spending hundreds of thousands on A WWE GACHA game is literally peak pathetic and piratesoft just can't measure up to this shit, especially since he is probably pretty rich.
DSP is literally begging every single day. Every single day of being DSP is going trough a humiliation ritual. Have you seen his wife? She is legit one of the ugliest women I have ever seen. Unironically she looks like a lore accurate female shrek.
>>715094756 (OP)Only oldfags will get that reference
>oldfags = pre 2020>newfags = post 2020
>>715109827seems more of a jew than a pagan to me
>>715109890>pre 2020Anyone who joined after channology id a filthy newfag
>>715109890The reference being called out this late has made me lose all faith in humanity.
>>715109845Have you seen Maldavius's wife?
no because he's actually so unlikable he literally can't get one. DSP has charm like a pig does. Maldavius has serial killer charm that wears off when you're in his proximity more than a few minutes.
So does he actually believe his shit or does he know he's lying? With his consistent he is, it has to to be he actually believes all the shit he's saying. He's consistently deluded and actively thinking about lying this often and so frequently would lead to mess-ups in logic or just misspeaking.
This is fascinating as someone whose never met someone like this before (outside of elementary school, cause some kids do this type of stuff)
He's right. If the bill passes through, studios will have to rewrite entire source codes in order to provide support for setting up a local server.
Take Overwatch 2 for example. Who will handle the loot boxes? Who will handle them fairly? Who is going to update the game so that it won't be vulnerable to dangerous exploits? And the attack surface is just going to get bigger and bigger over the years, entire hacking groups will write code for executing malicious code through the client.
>>7151098904chan was started in 2003
you can't be an old fag if you were born after the site was created
>>715109959He is divorced i think. Which is something as surprising as wet ground after rain.
>>715108078DSP had a stream a month ago where he tried to desperately convince someone for 4 hours that being a guest on someone else's stream and getting humiliated for months was a clever ruse to somehow expose them and gain viewers off of them. Then the guy he was streaming with called him an idiot and phil kicked him and went "HE JUST DOESN'T GET IT!"
Even gay furry erp isn't that pathetic
>>7151096187 minutes is too long to suffer through it but even disregarding Thor this fucking dipshit called himself PirateSoftware when his Software's not fucking open source and he doesn't encourage pirating software
He is the biggest fucking contrarian cringe hack on every level
>>715110010How is that my problem? I wouldn't care if devs had to go into literal slave labor to do it.
>>715098019I say it all the time irl. I never really mean it though. I just say it to shut people up. It makes people think im humble as im so quick to apologise and say im wrong but really I hate everyone and see them all as beneath me and just say whatever I think they want to hear to shut them up.
>>715109812He got his tax job because his dad worked there and he didn't handle anything to do with taxes. He's a fraud. He also got bullied in school but pretends he was some hard ass. Total fabrication.
>>715110010>studios will have to rewrite entire source codesentire source codes you say
>>715109618Even in Sweden being named "Tor/Thor" is somewhat unusual as it used to be considered a bad thing being directly named after a good.
So most of the names are conjuncted with Tor, Like Torbjรถrn, Torvald, Torsten.
So an American being called Tor is just pure cringe
>>715110010It only applies to new game, not retroactive, so congrats on being a retard. Literally one of the first concessions given.
>>715109618That Jesus guy is obviously a bad faith shit-stirrer just hopping on the bandwagon. That doesn't exonerate Jason, they're just both cunts.
>>715110010>this would kill lootboxesK I N O
>>715109023PS has spent tens of thousands on furry sex avatars on second life
Honestly that's more degenerate than gacha whaling.
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>>715094756 (OP)Who would win in a magical programming battle to the death?
>>715110010>studios will have to rewrite entire source codes in order to provide support for setting up a local server.Real devs (unlike ferret fucker faggot) came out and said that this is literally not the case. Why are you retarded faggots keep lying about things that are so easy to verify?
>>7151098902016 originalfag here
>>715110065he earned the name of thor when he worked at blizzard
>>715106140Only the retard narcissists are like that. I'm probably a narcissist but I pretend to apologise all the time if I think its going to make the situation I'm in better.
>>715110209go to bed grandpa
>>715095172Mad he won't bow down. He's insufferable as they come, but you got to give it him. He does not give a single fuck you don't want to participate with his head canon he's taking you there anyways. Based furry weasel hackerman blizzard employee gay erper.
>>715110010>who is going to handle the lootboxesGame is dead, everyone gets every skin.
>>715109890aside from the fact that 2020 is absolutely not the cutoff for oldfags, i can't believe "i like that jump" happened 10 years ago
>>715110198cumchalice man has admitted that he has no idea what he's doing and while he makes almost no progress on what he should be doing, he is doing something
>>715095172like all leftists, he cant comprehend being wrong, he will double and tripple down
his ability for double think is unrivaled so even if what he says goes against what he said for years he will die defending it
>>715110184It's always morally correct to milk lolcows for content
>>715110280>he earned the nerdy name his dad gave him when daddy brought him to work one dayDo you fags listen to yourselves? We need to bring bullying back
>>715110193He has earned hundreds of thousands from furry faggots on second life. One argument that just can't be made is that Maldavius is bad with money. He is 100% loaded.
DSP is legitimately horrible with money. If he was even remotely responsive with his money he would be a millionaire right now but he is fucking poor instead.
>>715110010>Who will handle the loot boxes?nobody, hopefully
>>715110157He literally says his dad got him the job and he doesn't pretend to be an expert just that he did learn some basic shit from that and business school. I've watched maybe a few hours of him total through youtube clips but he never overstated his "qualifications" on shit that I saw. It's a pretty big difference between "yeeeeah I worked 7 years at blizzard, been in the game industry 20 years, hacked nuclear power plants for the defense department, totally won 3 defcon badges and made a writeup mr robot stole from because I was the only one to do it no big deal lol." Literally not even remotely comparable unless you find me a clip of Asmon saying he fucking did Obama's taxes or some shit.
>>715110323What about like remorse and reflect on your own actions, but unironically?
>>715110380i think you mean hearttale
>>715110198Yandere dev is literally confirmed to be a better and far more productive dev than the bob ross of game dev.
>>715110407>dad got him the jobYeah he's a nepobaby just like piratefagware.
>>715110328i would respect him if he could argument his position
but all he does is calls people retards, making fun off their goals
he just acts like the biggest cunt for no reason at all
>>715110150Then it's the same thing. You not meaning it is his point. Not the act of actually saying it. Actually meaning it.
>>715110420Yes I do but internally I seethe when others call me out and I just pretend to apologise as I know it will make the situation better for me. Internally I hate the person for questioning me and hope they die.
>>715110475Absolute monkey brain.
>>715105546RIP Scoot he was the only good thing that came from YMS
>>715110379To be fair Mald is a nepo baby
It's easy to be good with money when you start with a lot of it and have a big cushion in case things go wrong.
>>715107526>unable to admit wrongdoingasmongold admited and apologizes if wrongdoings are called out
i.E. calling sandpeople out for the humand trash they are (which is fine by me but not the general audience)
>>715095172He was one of the biggest detractors to the Stop Killing Games movement, to the point where Ross had to call out each one of his points and show how utterly wrong he was. The thing is Pirate Software has a much bigger influence from Ross and was spewing misinformation about the movement which pushed away bigger content creators from supporting at as they saw him as an authority on game development. When it was proven Thor is an even worse programmer than YandereDev, that's when it all started to fall apart.
Had Thor not thrown his hat in the ring over Stop Killin Games or had just backed down and apologized and said "I was wrong, I misunderstood", he could have avoided this entire fiasco. But as others pointed out, he kept doubling down.
It's long but if you really want to understand I'd watch Ross's "The end of Stop Killing Games", where essentially he feels the movement is over because at that point, they couldn't get over 500K signatures, and Thor's "input" was so destructive that Ross spends about 30 minutes breaking down each of his points. This is around the time everyone started dogpiling Thor and gave full support to the Stop Killing Games movement.
https://youtu.be/HIfRLujXtUo?si=lb6wgreWTvoHD1pr
>>715110626Hahaha! Shut the fuck up HOYT lmao! Nepobaby dumbass.
>>715110407>been in the game industry 20 yearshe uses this to be an authority on development and hacking when he was really just a glorified qa wagie. it's like saying you had 10 years of experience in medicine if you were a janitor at a hospital.
>>715110198>Evaxephontried to date a 14 year old but he was too cringe for her
>Maldavius Figtreeroleplays himself as planet zebes and his ferrets as samus
I think they should both just be dumped in a landfill
>Pirate thread
>gets invaded by zoomer asmongold fans
Either it's zoomers or his fellow Israelite friends
>>715109890thanks Grok.
I am no longer a newfag!
>>715110559Its not really the same thing though as i'm willing to actually say shit like "i'm sorry i was wrong and you were right" if I think it will make my situation better or make the person i'm talking to like me. The retard narcissists like that Thor guy would never do something like that. I'm perfectly fine looking like I am wrong or stupid or whatever on the outside if it makes my situation better but internally I would be fuming and seething and hoe the person who questioned me suffers and dies.
>>715110771>4chan used as a referenceit's so over
>>715110375sry that was meant as a bit about how he constantly tells people about his time at blizzard
>PS is such a faggot that even the jannies hate him and let his hate threads to stay up
kek
Im really sick of seeing this incel spam
>>715110171>implying videogames have their code rewritten for every single releaseLol, lmao.
Enjoy waiting 10 years for the next Call of Duty.
And congrats on showing how considerate you are.
>>715110804Fine it's not the same thing. That was wrong of me. But it doesn't matter. If you're just as much of a piece of shit that you can't admit you're wrong then you're just as insufferable because you're just lying when you do it.
>>715110740Yeah that's my point. Maldavius lies as naturally as he breathes and completely misrepresents everything about himself. A little different from Asmon's bullshitting practices.
>>715110648I'm kinda in this situation irl and its only made me want to kms from the dishonor of it desu. I'd tried to talk to my father about it but he doesn't want to talk about it.
>>715110648Dude, DSP earned at some point like 300-400k a year. And nowadays it's still somewhere around 80-100k. There is no fucking excuse.
>>715110502True, if he could actually argue his way out instead of creating a safe space he'd be goated.
>>715110754>roleplays himself as planet zebes and his ferrets as samusMan, fuck you for putting the mental image in my head. I hate you so much
>>715110913I'll wait 20 years on CoD, oh no. Oh please, oh no, don't make me wait more on CoD. God, I sure hope the AAA industry doesn't fucking ide from this that would be sooooo awful.
>>715109949>tfw 07er newfag for life>history gets revised so that chanologyfags are the newfagsthanks /v/ im now a certified oldfag
chanology was the first in a series of many mistakes that ruined this site
>>715110907rhymes with cancer
>>715108487jasisters not like this
>>715110608kek, based and egopilled.
>>715110010>studios will have to rewrite entire source codes in order to provide support for setting up a local server.Oh do you think the developers don't use any sort of local server for testing and debugging? You think it would require an entire rewrite to just put a consumer-friendly UI on that?
>>715110920Well I would say im only insufferable internally. On the outside I'm actually very agreeable and apologetic and so on with everyone I deal with irl.
>>715111012>chanology was the first in a series of many mistakes that ruined this siteAnyone who understands this is an honorary oldfag.
>>715110947You just don't understand how expensive a WWE gacha can get.
>>715111091I doubt many people respect you if you're that apologetic. Why not just B urself?
>>715110927Just accept you got a headstart and give back to others by giving people a chance however you can to help. As long as you're competent, it's fine.
The true danger of nepobabies is when they're useless retards that are clogging up the system and preventing qualified people from being there.
>>715110608This is a men's board, femanon, go back to /cgl/.
>>715111139>spending THOUSANDS on a WWE GACHAThe anime girls I can understand. But wrestling? What the fuck is wrong with mandrama fags. Are they gay?
>>715111202It's actually insane how many people trust AI to fact check for them when it just spits out wrong information all of the time. Are people that lazy that they cant type the same question into a search engine and find the actual answer that way?
>>715111139It's funny because DSP regularly uses that as the defense that it's impossible to spend so much money in WWE Champions so that's how you know the detractors are lying. The calculations are literally made by a top player himself.
>>715111127ok, i was sure he apologized for that but i guess
i was mistaken then
>>715111157The women at work are actually very nice to me and treat me extremely well. Its only the men who are ever rude to me or question me.
>>715111201I'm male but I did a woman dominated medical degree in college and work with a lot of women.
>>715111186The true danger of nepo babies is them thinking they achieved their status on their own, like we see with Jason. So they grow increasingly more arrogant.
>>715110656>Palestinas don't have gay parades and don't worship gay people their culture is inferiorWhatever you say Goldenberg.
>>715111493That's because women's lives run on bullshit. The men can see through your act. Just because the women are nice to you to your face doesn't mean they think kindly of you at all. They likely feel the same way as the men, just do a much better job at hiding it.
>>715111589I'm tired of this shit. My mom didn't have an easy life.
>>715111738So then stop the bullshit. Stop lying, and be honest with yourself and others. You'll feel better if you do. You can still be "polite" without being a sociopath about it.
Like I mean in practical terms is there really any difference between pretending to be sorry and actually being sorry? Like if you say all the words the other person wants to hear in a genuine tone does it really matter if you are just lying to please them? Like if you say something like "I'm sorry I messed up. It was wrong of me and you were right" but internally you are seething and hating the person and hope they die for questioning you does it really matter? They will be pleased by hearing you apologise as they will feel like they won or whatever.
>>715110656>(((sandpeople)))That's very antisemetic of you.
Can someone post the original WoW roach clip? Can't find that shit anywhere for some reason.
>>715111843What are you even talking about? I have no idea.
>>715111843thats a different anon
Anyone have the Ross version of pic related?
>>715095172he's literally just a dick head
>>715111549>hating middle east means i love gaylol no
>>715095103Youre a paid shill. Kys for selling out
>>715111589>The men can see through your act.They probably can't desu. I've had several psychologists tell me im extremely good at faking my personality and controlling my external emotions. I'm not like a psycho or anything. I just don't like being questioned. I'm generally quite nice and friendly to everyone as its the best way to just get along with people and be efficient.
>>715094756 (OP)>>715095172Why is his shitty game not done yet?
>>715110671listening to ross going "NO" when watching roach software stating everything wrong
>>715102543underrated post
>>715112018That was literally his reasoning for hating the middle east
>>715112134heยดs no toby fox you know
heยดs not even yandev
>>715111843That wasn't my post by the way. I'm the original anon you were talking to. I'm not a sociopath lol. I dont want to kill anyone or anything.
>>715111851No it doesn't matter. Highly intelligent people just know that an apology, being humble etc is extremely powerful and they will know how to execute those things and reap the rewards. Intelligent people also comprehend on a fundamental level that there is no real moral difference between subconscious and conscious manipulation.
Hence why Jason is 100% a retard.
>>715095172he didn't use mana gem
>>715112301narcissism is a legit mental illness , heยดs incapable of admitting any wrongdoing.
>>715112028I'm the OP. That was extremely early in the thread and I just spread some bait so the thread would get going. Like you can see it was extremely unsuccessful in baiting people. You can count yourself to those extremely few that were of low enough intelligence to reply.
>>715110010It only needs to be playable, as in start the servers and play it as it was advertised, you don't need loot boxes or updates, you could just say here's a mode where you can connect to other players p2p.
They 100% have the ability to run these servers locally, they have to test them internally first before getting them to that state, no way do they need to completely rewrite the entire source code.
Who is going to update the game so that it won't be vulnerable to dangerous exploits?
>And the attack surface is just going to get bigger and bigger over the years, entire hacking groups will write code for executing malicious code through the client.We already have a back up plan for something like this, they're called updates.
You can update non live service games, if there's an emergency that effects vulnerabilities in their games they can still deal with it. Shocking I know.
>>715112420Noth that anon your replying to but well that's what I meant earlier in the thread when I was saying he seems like the reatard type of narcissist. Like I would suspect im at least somewhat of a narcissist but I still have zero issues doing fake apologies if it makes things better for me in a practical sense. If I have to say sorry or im stupid or I fucked up or your were right or whatever it doesn't bother me to say it as I dont actually mean it internally and im only saying it as I know its what the other person wants to hear and saying it will make things better for me.
>>715112694You're not a narcissist, you're a psychopath. They're different things and I hope a car jumps the curb and splatters you across the sidewalk.
>>715112789wtf im not a psychopath lol. I never laid a finger on anyone in my life and never would.
im gonna need some slop tuber to make a video on this guy cause i cba to look anything up myself
turkey tom, get to it
Stop Killing Games is a psyop.
>>715112852>A psychopath is someone characterized by a profound lack of empathy and remorse, often accompanied by manipulative, antisocial, and sometimes criminal behaviorpsychopaths aren't HAHA IM SO LE VIOLENT videogame and movie shit. that's usually sociopaths.
>>715112789doing fake apologies to avoid drama is a normal thing for sane people to do.
>>715112964Turkish Tom is busy documenting people that matter like NovaOnline, piRAT
>>715102940I don't think I ever saw his actual videos recommended. It was always shorts now that you pointed that out.
I must admit in the beginning I thought he was fairly intelligent and well spoken. What many tourists here don't realize and with tourist I mean people that came to join the hate parade starting with the WoW shit is that Piratesoft was already extremely hated on here pretty much from the very beginning and received regular lolcow threads.
I remember when I defended him in these threads a little on here. Well turns out he is a complete faggot but even more importantly, turns out he has fairly low intelligence. Well I just want to say I was obviously wrong, lol.
>>715113024No that's not me. I do have remorse and empathy. But I would say im a bit manipulative but I never did any criminal behaviour. I only manipulate people to make things more efficient. Its for their own benefit in a way really. Its not like I do anything bad to anyone. its more like I cant be bothered dealing with people's bullshit so just tell them what they want to hear so they will shut up. Maybe thats manipulative I dunno.
>>715099691That's mainly because he left the industry (and pretty much the public eye entirely) at the peak of his hissyfit if he'd apologised THEN left? People would probably admire him for it. If he'd doubled down and kept making mistakes and doubling down, and never left? He'd be called PirateSoftware.
>>715113240>Its for their own benefit in a way really.This guy manipulates.
>>715112134he gave up like 2 years ago
>>715104309The last game you enjoyed. What now faggot
>>715111851In practical terms when it comes to objective reality involving two people observed by a third party? No. In subjective terms? Yes, especially if you're a moral human being in possession of conscience, because if you wrong someone, it will haunt you.
>>715113064this lol. normies do it all the time.
With the talk of his coding, what IS best practice when doing story even flags?
Also, I may be a programming brainlet but even I know that something like a node tree/linked list would be better for dialogue.
>>715113240dude , youยดre just normal
>>715113346Well yeah if its some serious shit. But this video games shit isn't serious. Doing a fake apology for that would hardly be a big moral issue that would haunt you.
>>715101948>preparing end of live services for specific kinds of games are just impossible and you are destroying that specific category of live games for this movementthis is specifically why i gave my signature. i don't wanna play dead MMOs locally, i wanna disincentivize the GAAS model. it's probably too lucrative tho and they could easily dump an offline version at EOS but you take what you can get.
>>715113461shhhhh, don't talk about structures or any other sort of actual design principle, internet autists only have enough IQ to look at syntax and grammar
>>715113467Well yeah lol. Its other people calling me a psychopath or whatever. I never thought I was one.
>>715094756 (OP)A prime example of how fast someone can fade into obscurity the moment their sponsors pull the viewbots.
>>715095172>furry>bottom>plays second life>fucks actual ferrets IRL>sucks corpo cockdo you need more reasons
>>715108707you don't raise a narcissist by being a good parent
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>>715113228Yea, he's very convincing in small doses on general subjects. But the moment you give him the slightest bit of scrutiny nothing holds up. It's easy to just pass off hate as people being jealous of someone finding success overnight on Youtube.
For me that moment was "Oh yea, you can't mention what places to eat are near Blizzard because then people will clone your badge"
Bro, wtf is that retardation, nobody is gonna drive for hours to get secret lunch to prevent people from walking through 1 door at Blizzard HQ.
>months of people telling me this guy is smart
>literally never heard of him, don't care about his videos
>SKG drama
>hear the man speak for the first time
>shit shit shit shit ass ass ass eat my ass eat my entire ass this is shit trash garbage
Who the fuck was saying this man was smart?
That's not how people speak.
Why is he trying to be AVGN 2 in 2025?
>>715113664Obscurity? He's more famous than he's ever been.
>>715109890baiting retards is an art
>>715113240Honestly, 90% of people never question their behavior despite pretty much anyone using manipulative techniques. We live in a world where people are shamed for being conscious of their behavior and the ones that stay ignorant receive a free pass. So fuck it. No need to feel bad at all.
I treat all conversations I have with people like Mass Effect or something. I never say what I actually think and just say what I think they want me to say so I get more good points with them. Do I have autism?
>>715110010>who will handle lootboxesat the end of life, blizzard has decided that they no longer want to monetize the game, so they can be removed or an infinite supply of them can be delivered to every player, or every cosmetic can be unlocked by default, or any other gazillion of other trivial solutions for this complete nonissue
>who is going to update the gameNOBODY YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>715113681He's only convincing to a layman, like all snake oil salesmen. I've never heard of him prior to his reaction to the SKG initiative, even his WoW debacle in Dire Maul had passed me by because I usually do not concern myself with ecelebs, but I've played WoW since 2005 and seeing him run away with Cold Snap up and two sources of mana up told me all I needed to know about him.
>>715113841Yes, but you're probably harmless if you can tell right from wrong.
>>715113698>Who the fuck was saying this man was smart?Maldavius Figtree
>>715113841you're just a pussy
>>715113586Yeah fair. At least with Pirate's situation people are going a bit further than "lol if/else" and are instead talking about shit like he didn't read documentation.
>>715112134i read a post that said that he never even did any of the development himself and honestly at this point i am ready to believe it
>eat my ass
this faggot furry ferret fucker meant it literally, jesus christ
>>715109890>pre 2020What did he mean by that?
Imagine you can pick a combination from any letters to represent yourself and you pick Maldavius Figtree.
>>715113841Differentiating what people want to hear is a step up from low functioning autist, so good job.
>>715113926>>715114032>>715114134I always feel very emotionally distant from everyone despite most people getting along with me.
>>715107841"Founded" isn't the part of the sentence that's fucked up. It's "Didn't you guys were"
>>715114103It's pretty on the nose actually, I'm surprised no one picked up on it.
>Mal - in latin, "evil", so Maldavius = Evil Davius>Figtree - in classical painting the fig leaf is what is usually used to cover up privates, so it's Evil Davius that covers up dicksHis kind really can't help themselves, incredibly gross.
>>715095172He's literally worse than yanderedev at programming
>>715114279That's not possible.
>>715114103I think the name would be fine as a goofy villain name, which ironically makes it funnier he chose it for himself.
>>715113841>do i have the autismyeah maybe, but there's literally nothing wrong with having autism
i think that most people exhibit behaviours that could be classified as being typically autistic behaviours at some point or other, some more than others
from your post it sounds like you may be putting a lot of stock in what others think of you which can be very unhelpful if it's taken too far, so i would encourage you to consider your self worth from your own point of view though
>>715114381They are about equal but yanderedev is way more productive.
>>715102415This guy did have about 15 years of experience making actual games but it's still a miracle that he pulled it off even if I still think NMS sucks.
>>715114453I've done it for so long that I have no self worth
>>715114381Oh, I assure you, it is.
>>715114381He purposefully chose to handroll boolean logic (not like macros or anything, just int 0 and int1) because he thought they didn't exist in GameMaker
>>715114381His game is being done more slower than Yandere Simulator
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>>715114381It's not a high bar but he has made a little progress in this 3d unity game while professional ferret hacker can't finish a fucking game maker game. That's the one genre of indie games that actually finishes their games
>>715114590I literally don't get what's wrong with using 0 and 1 for boolean choices. I do that all the time in linux shell scripting.
>>715114905That's not really the main problem, the problem is that he claimed that Gamemaker doesn't have a boolean type, but the documentation disagrees.
>>715113841That's how most people act, whether they realize it or not.
Only assholes or extreme autists don't act this way.
>>715109160>People will forget the moment the next lolcow arises.you say that but its going on for like 9 months now. This dude keeps delivering himself as the next lolcow.
>>715114381yandere dev at least tries to make a hitman style sandbox game as a solo project which DOES require a lot of work.
jason is making a fucking rpgmaker tier game with none of that fancy features that needs to be coded from scratch.
>>715113681>Yea, he's very convincing in small doses on general subjects. But the moment you give him the slightest bit of scrutiny nothing holds up.A lot of people just fall for it due to Gell-Mann Amnesia.
>>715115129Gamemaker doesn't have a build in boolean type, it has only a build in alias, which it recommends using. Which doesn't really matter because using 0 and 1 is completely fine. That was definitely one of the more nitpicky things about the coding video.
>>715115483I personally think it is good future proofing just in case.
>>715115157so I've been a normie all this time and never knew it?
>>715115318I need RicePirate's input on this.
>>715113681>you can't mention what places to eat are near Blizzard because then people will clone your badge>can't mention what places to eat (publicly available google map locations) are near Blizzard (publicly available google map location)
>>715101285>thumbed down other commentswhat a fucking pussy
>>715115619No, you have some low autism, normal people wouldn't even care about this because "white lies" are normal to them.
>>715115610How would they break it? Supposedly they introduce a true type boolean then under the hood true and false are still just 1 and 0. You can't change that relationship because boolean math would not work the other way around.
I 100% call this out as being nitpicky and engagement bait since this is one of those things that potentially even someone with barely any programming knowledge can theoretically understand.
>>715116060Yeah fair enough, it is actually nitpicky. The other stuff pointed out isn't... kinda, the magic number stuff is a little bit whatever.
>>715115720Yea, the point is correct, but it's presented in a stupid manner. You train employees to keep their badge close and always on them, and not allowing other people to handle them. It's like not letting people you don't 100% personally know follow you through security doors. It's human nature to not be an asshole and hold the door for someone who seems to belong, but pen testers and bad actors exploit that to get into facilities.
>>715116060there are ways to abuse the current bool system that would break shit if they implemented real bools where i can see why they'd just say "use our constants", mostly that it doesn't work like other systems where 0 is false and anything else is true. instead anything less than .5 is false and greater than true. so 0, 0.5, -34328 = false, 1, 0.51,5437 = true
>>715116060docs say do thing code jesus tells him the docs and how hes gone off the reservation mostly asking why and maybe you should do what the docs say, instead calls him a grifter and a hack
>>715116626and i can see an amatuer solo dev doing some kind of check where negative values equal false, and positive values greater than 0.5 equal true
>>715100170yes, that's unfortunate. Explains that general malaise I feel.
his code is shit because:
- only a shit/fake programmer would choose GM to invest 8 years into it
- GM itself promotes bad programming practices so beginners inevitably become streetshitters
that's a shit feedback loop
>>715117157very good tutorial saar!
>>715117157This man can teach you some shit. You can tell by the aura.
>>715117157you just know he watches that shit jeet tubes feverishly before a stream with his edits all laid out already, padding out the time with paint and bullshit talking for donations
>>715117157he did an interview last year where he said he chose game maker because it seemed like the best engine for 2d and gave you a perpetual license for just 100 dollars and not having to deal with royalties or anything, this would have been in 2015/2016 i believe, and i'm not really sure what was regarded as the best engine for 2d games back then.
>>715117236i will redeem the code sir do not refactor!
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>>715117321godot and raylib existed then and still do
>>715117530godot wasn't nearly as popular. unity was definitely more popular but it was preferred for 3d.
>>715117321It certainly is outclassed today by things like Godot for pure 2D games, but even so, if you were starting back then, someone half competent can write their own engine, it's not like 3D engines where it's close to being rocket science, 2D is very easy. You'd have less to show for it after 6 months, but your game wouldn't be in development hell 8 years later, it would be actually finished years before.
>>715117530yeah, but godot was barely known back then, i think the real reason is because undertale was made in gamemaker and he's actually making an undertale inspired game rather than earthbound which he probably just heard toby fox say he was inspired by.
i probably would have chosen rpgmaker if i was in his shoes back then.
>>715117157The code looks fine though? saar or not