Thread 213076351

Bran Flakes edition

just thinking about the fact some lads who cut down a tree got 4 years in prison but an eritrean fresh off the boat who sexually assaulted a girl with special needs got convicted and his sentence was to be released right back into the public, despite the judge admitting he was "likely to reoffend".

what's the end goal here?

just thinking about the fact some lads who cut down a tree got 4 years in prison but an eritrean fresh off the boat who sexually assaulted a girl with special needs got convicted and his sentence was to be released right back into the public, despite the judge admitting he was "likely to reoffend".

what's the end goal here?

>>213076324
can't wait

autumn

>>213076386
whtie genoiced

>A petition has been launched to rename Birmingham International Airport after the late Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne
Do it.

just thinking about the fact some lads who cut down a tree got 4 years in prison but an eritrean fresh off the boat who sexually assaulted a girl with special needs got convicted and his sentence was to be released right back into the public, despite the judge admitting he was "likely to reoffend".

what's the end goal here?

>>213076408
You'll come crawling to the sharty with the rest of us

>>213076408
And I'll be rooting for you, pal.

just thinking about the fact some lads who cut down a tree got 4 years in prison but an eritrean fresh off the boat who sexually assaulted a girl with special needs got convicted and his sentence was to be released right back into the public, despite the judge admitting he was "likely to reoffend".

what's the end goal here?

just thinking about the fact some lads who cut down a tree got 4 years in prison but an eritrean fresh off the boat who sexually assaulted a girl with special needs got convicted and his sentence was to be released right back into the public, despite the judge admitting he was "likely to reoffend".

what's the end goal here?

>>213076454
whtie genoiced

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ming%E2%80%93Mong_Mao_War_(1386%E2%80%931388)
brushing up on my chinese history

>>213076442
whtie genoiced

any of you lot backup youtube videos / channels?

>>213076468
mad how mong mao gay porn

got 30 mins to decide if l'm getting cans

>>213076489
I'm sorry, what?

can't even do my pre bed gay porn reddit wank

>>213076468
china history be like ching chong dong defeats the ring hing song army via cannibalization to secure the province of mansukwong ending the ig hong dil rebellion
casualties 90 million

George Cotsarelis was another hairloss researcher that everyone in the community talked about. See the comments at the bottom of the article, they're quite funny.

https://www.hairlosscure2020.com/two-decades-of-quotes-from-dr-george-cotsarelis/

>>213076535
never thought i would say this but lad you have succeeded in making hair loss dull

Guess what comes out of that bum?

>>213076425
oh right :D
>>213076427
yay!

just thinking about the fact some lads who cut down a tree got 4 years in prison but an eritrean fresh off the boat who sexually assaulted a girl with special needs got convicted and his sentence was to be released right back into the public, despite the judge admitting he was "likely to reoffend".

what's the end goal here?

>>213076559
it's heatherpaedo

but why have they actually not cured baldness yet? seems like it would make loads of money if it did.

>>213076606
the finale for this gor like 23 million viewers, utterly man how unified culture must have been in the 90s

>>213076409
it's summer mate

>>213076623
what makes more money: selling a single effective cure or selling a myriad of snake oil products, consultations etc.

heatherpédophile est chauve mdrrrr

>>213076649
what happened

Don't hate nonwhites, me.

>>213076535
A flavour of some of the comments
It really takes me back to the days when I checked this site for updates every day...

im going to miss the chan so much, i dont post on any other social media

>>213076673
the cure because more people would buy it

>>213076702
you are a strange creature

FREE FREE PALESTINE

Ivan Drago sex arse

Get to za choppah!

>>213076718
I feared I was balding but in fact it was tellogen effluvium which lasted 1-2 years before I recovered fully
But in that time I developed sympathy for those suffering from permanent hairloss

watching Over the Edge the ppv where Owen Hart died

>>213076351 (OP)
just spent the last fourty minutes scraping through my hair and cereal infested carpet for the slightest crumbs of weed to smoke

i have a serious fucking problem but cant stop myself

>>213076802
kek l've done similar. Pick up weed dogends from the pavement too

>>213076751
don't know what that is but I am tastefully balding

ladz !

iam EATIGN a corneto :3 :3 :3

>>213076821
>>213076834
Enjoying your 4chan pass DTFIC?

>>213076821
this n!gga bald as a mf lmfaoooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJZ--fcguDY

decided not to get the cans

>>213076799
great film

>>213076821
give him a break lad he's only got one day left

got stripchat on

>>213076881
did you play the ps2 game

My hair starting falling out in clumps overnight... my scalp was red and itchy. I believed I was experiencing male pattern balding; I read it often begins rapidly and shedding is common.
In fact it was telogen effluvium, a temporary condition thought to be brought about by stress and can last several years.

>>213076845
What's he going to do with his life when heathermong an heros and he has to find a new lolcow?

>>213076845
>

>>213076765
Thought he was played by Billy Idol for a long time.

>>213076899
had that on xbox along with open season

>>213076797
>the fuck it
this is me

atheists shocked!

>>213076899
no i had meet the robinsons instead

>>213076900
tell us more about your life

>>213076924
EYES WITHOUT A FACE

baldies will never stop coping

>>213076910
Why would I an hero when I thought I was balding but it was only telogen effluvium and my hair grew back to its thick NW0 state? It felt like a miracle.

Language is a form of magic. Think about it.
grimoire = grammar
casting a spell = literally spelling
The elites know the magical power of language and they use it to control your mind.

>>213076351 (OP)
bloody bran flakes
is this the best /brit/ can muster?
silly bastard op

>>213076950
GOT NO HUMAN GRACE

Right so we're all just going to ignore that then are we?

>>213076943
For over a year I thought I had mpb but it was telogen effluvium. During that time I joined many hair loss communities.

>>213076606
>>213076649
I never liked it

>>213076983
I saved it and moved along like anyone else

>>213076983
was despicable

Baldingspastic on a mad one.

what's a prostate orgasm like

>>213076958
do you believe in god

>>213076961
ballistic truth missile

>>213076983
It's an outrage!

>>213076799
great Wipers song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7SXX4ZXXFE&list=RDn7SXX4ZXXFE&start_radio=1

>>213077050
Never funny

RORKE IS BLUE
RORKE IS BLUE
AND UNWELL

catberg DEMANDING cuddles

ofcom is blocking 4chan at midnight lads

we have 8 minutes left

The gods of magic like Hermes, Thoth, and Mercury, were also the gods of writing.

um.. do we get banned at midnight in 10 minutes or in 24 hours and 10 minutes?

get yer poo posts in pronto

>>213077111
Pretty sure the 25th is Friday lad

>>213077050
>>213077070
There were a couple of Mighty Boosh bits that were funny. Old Greg was one of them. Naboo was also relatively funny. None of it was laugh with your belly funny thoughever

I not feel good :(

>>213077003
how do you style your hair now

i evoke the poo

>>213077132
Yeah it was more of a show you said you watched to impress the QT alt chicks.

Be honest, would you rape a woman if you were 100% sure you wouldn't face consequences for it? In your country

the radio show (made before the television show) and the first series of the tv show were good and funny the second series was iffy and the third was mostly shit
the live shows were also shit :(

>>213077050
>>213077132
>the joke in every episode is one character has endless bad things happen to him while the other is cool and attractive
not a fan

>>213077166
No you freak

>>213076961
>>213077122
Real shit. Stay woke my nigga.

ofcom working late >>213077166

>>213077166
prefer not to say

>>213077132
It was all shite

this is what britain used to be about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDgs7ERjC7A

>>213077166
no the idea of rape is not arousing to me at all

>>213077186
reckon i still have a few mins to get my email in to them then

Dawn of the final /brit/:
24 hours remain.

>teach English in China
>£2100 - £3000 per month
should I appy

>>213077166
Sometimes I wish I was a piece of shit but I would never assault someone like that, no

anyone remember that show "24"? it was one sky one

so fucking bored i might play that anime horse racing game

Got a spot coming up on my face so I’ve put a dab of sudocrem on it to sit overnight. Always dries it out and reduces any redness. Makes a mess on my pillow though if I roll over in my sleep.
Just a little skincare tip for you lads.

same question lads but with statutory 'rape'

So this really is it then? This is how it all ends? The final /brit/....

>>213077232
put cling film over it

>>213077211
Might have to move to China for that.

David Bowie was a druidic warlock.

grown man not taking care of his skin

>>213077222
flag checks out

>>213077166
kys

Paying with this at the paki shop and completely blowing Abdul's mind

rape causes EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
like most crimes

Spaino promised he would go "Trip On" for the final /brit/ and even say a few words.

Death Grips definitely engaged in dark magic without a doubt.

>>213077246
Yeah I’ll just wrap my face in fucking cling film and head off to sleep. Cheers yank very helpful.

>>213077227
never watched but i liked the south park parody

nth for the gyaldem


fin

my last ever /brit/ post

A bloody week has it's soaking

>>213077232
>>213077246
Fucks sake just wait 3 days and itll be gone on its own

Everyone dreams of living in Japan (maybe not?). It's like a wonderland in the imaginations of foreigners.

However, in reality, it's hell. Proof of this can be found on this board. A significantly high percentage of Japanese flag posters are schizophrenic. The Japanese thread resembles a psychiatric ward.

In Japan, it is extremely difficult to maintain mental health, even when living a normal life. Or perhaps it's difficult to live a normal life here.

25th you mongs

>>213077310
Why would I do that when my top skincare tip can have it gone overnight?

big ben has bonged midnight
farewell to the brits

>>213077299
soulless porn eyes

well well well

>>213077299
All of them look the same and none of them are remotely appealing. You should be dragged outside and shot dead.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

holy shit I can still post... IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE!! CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME!!

keir is hacking the mainframe as we speak

[POST REDACTED BY OFCOM]

>>213077354
It's tomorrow you thick cunt

DONT REFRESH

Some of the most elite Jews have a fondness for Sufi Islam. There is a connection between Sabbatean-Frankest Jews and Sufi Muslims.

A black woman is speaking. Listen and learn.

>>213077150
Thick hair (hairdressers always comment saying how lucky I am) and a NW0 hairline unchanged from adolescence. Same as my father's hair.

finally... /brit/ will be mine

1 more day + 2 more weeks

Keir scrambling around the back of the big router they keep inside Big Ben looking for the 4chan cable to rip out

>brit is shutting down in [x] days!!!
how many times has this gimmick been pulled already?

>>102614334
>>102615164
>>102615351

>>213077387
how do you style it though

>>213077387
What is a New World Order hairline

Imagine future /brit/ threads, it'll be nothing but jfs and belgnonce

>>213076442
anarcho-tyranny

>>213077227
yeah was class for a few seasons
wonder how the pacing would seem watching it back now

funny thing will be when we don't actually get taken down at midnight because of some clerical delay so the cuckle brothers think it was all a big nothing and then a few days later BLAM

A dead Israeli
They are mental

:O)

>>213077416
>wrong broad

Is it actually over?

I want her to squeeze my ballbag.

I see the media have pivoted to talking a lot about starvation in Gaza. Why weren't they doing this six months ago when the situation was exactly the same?
If they're trying to guilt trip Israel then it won't work. Israel wants to genocide the Palestians, whom they view as unworthy of life. Limiting their food supplies is one of the methods they're using to achieve this aim.

>>213077503
4292 more weeks

plans of /brit/ downfall are now in motion
<24 hours remain

just bought 2 pairs of socks
white, quarter crew

glib croc age
or
cob relic gag

>>213077503
yes
thick twat

Will the bradleys be stored in a safe place away from the prying eyes and grasping hands of ofcom?

>>213077513
>six months ago when the situation was exactly the same?
You mean 6 years ago? Or 60 years ago?

>>213077564
not sure

>>213077515
I like how they added the jew who wasn't in the book

I don't believe that the british boys are leaving
so stop saying that
it's not true

office for communications = big brother
office for communications = big brother
office for communications = big brother

sir shitposting regulator

>>213077431
Straighter and lower than a NW1 on the Norwood Scale. Zero temporal recession

>>213077416
emmayank is there, 6 years ago, jesus
>>102616034

What do the Ethiopian Jews know?

4cuck really had to ban protonVPN huh?

you fucking bitch

Wait im scared what’s happening are they gone?

>>213077626
all vpns are banned you clueless bastard

remember everyone, if you see a UK flag on 4chan after tomorrow, the site is violating Ofcom regulations and must therefore be reported

>>213077665
free my guy

>>213077626
alri braindeadlad how’s it going?

>>213077665
Awe poor baby. They're so fucking cute
Raticate irl

>>213076351 (OP)
Mogs every other bran cereal

>>213077665
wee rat-racoon-thingy fella

According to Rudolf Steiner's spiritual anthropology, the man's vital body is lunar and the woman's vital body is solar. Conversely, the man's psychic body is solar is and the woman's psychic body is lunar.

>>213077665
don't be mean to the fat opossum! >:(

>>213077616
is emmayank still here?

>>213077665
POV youre hunting down brits after 4chan is blocked

>>213077713
>>213077512

>>213077675
Then, why is everyone talking about using VPNs to access the site again?
>>213077693
Not too bad, mate

will be fucking ridiculous how much my productivity is going to fly up honestly

every day i cannot access this place is another thousand words written, another module studied, another skill improved

>>213077731
because you can post with a vpn IF you have a pass

>>213077715
i've seen bradleys you jfs wouldn't believe

>>213077726
kek

>>213077731
You can browse with one but not post. You need to purchase a 4chan pass if you want to post with a VPN

My hairline is like this but with even thicker density.
So you can imagine my shock when my hair suddenly started shedding and defuse thinning. What I didn't know was that I was suffering from telogen effluvium (temporary hairloss). It lasted around six months to one year and then took another year to completely recover. This was almost eight years ago.

>>213077734
realistically i'm just going to curl up in the corner and think about my irredeemable flaws and cry

allowing pass + VPN is STILL a violation if age is not adequately checked during pass acquisition

report them

>>213077756
post a pic of your own hair then
you won't because it's all cope

>>213077734
me, day 1 post-4chan

>>213077708
mental

>>213077756
Did it fall off in chunks or slowly over time? If it's the former, I bet you shat bricks

>>213077778
WAGMI

>>213077744
>>213077750
Fuck that, goodbye everyone

mental how many biomass and incels are going to go mental and mass rape without access to free online porn

>>213077756
is that how you style it
that's a really gay haircut

>>213077798
See you on the sharty

Hi every one,

Sorry English isn't my first language. I will try to keep this as least NSFW as possible.

I am a 19 year old girl, I am originally from Ukraine but last year I got sponsored by a British man to live in the UK to help escape the war/be more safe. I met him online and he helped me complete the application process. I was told it would be easy to live in UK, i can study/work and not have to worry about rent.

However when I started to live with him, he said I owe him rent each month (and I was unemployed at this time), this was a big shock.

He said to stay with him and not be kicked out into the streets on London (where I was lost with very broken English) i would have to do a particular sexual favour on him (i wont say it here in case it is against rules). He required this once a week.

I am very ashamed to say that I did this for several months to keep myself with a bed/room while i try to find a job and get better in english :( I was scared to report or tell this to anyone. I feel so disgusted with myself for doing this.

When i saved enough money i just packed my belongings and left and now i live in a cheap room and pay my rent each month.

>>213077798
bye mate
lots of love x

>>213077801
there are a million shitty little porn tubes and onlyfans piracy sites out there
they're just axing this one

>>213077801
wait so if you want to access porn you have to, what, show ID?

>>213077832
yes like many states do here
however i just teleport to nyc very quickly and access them,

I need the animal

>>213077784
Fell out in chunks. I saw others online saying that was how their MPB started. I was convinced it was that.
In hindsight I should have gone to a doctor who would have reassured me that it was telogen effluvium.

>>213077832
yes they're literally bringing in a wanking loicence

>>213077803
No, I keep it down or to the side like a normal person. It's so thick though I can do whatever I want with it

>>213077852
he's a little floppy eared bunny puppy with hands

>>213077852
so this is ᵣₒᵣₖₑ

don't despair fellas

in a couple years we'll all be on IPFS

so this is leftypol

>>213077875
can you donate your hair to me

On this day in 1946, Zionist terrorists of the Irgun organisation, led by future Israeli PM Menachem Begin, bombed the King David Hotel, the British Administrative HQ in Palestine.

At the time, it was the deadliest terror attack targeting British subjects. Disguised as Arab workmen and waiters, the members of the Irgun planted a bomb in the basement of the main building of the hotel, whose southern wing housed the Mandate Secretariat and a few offices of the British military headquarters. The resulting explosion caused the collapse of the western half of the southern wing of the hotel.

91 people of various nationalities were killed, and 46 were injured in the attack. In 2006, former Irgun fighters and right-wing politicians commemorated the attack on the King David Hotel in celebration with a conference, and also unveiled a plaque in front of the King David Hotel in a ceremony.

Genocidal Netanyahu attended the celebration, and gave a speech defending the Zionist terrorists of Irgun.

>>213077809
See you
>>213077816
x

>>213077815
Keep me updated

let's make these last moments together as special as possible

>>213077932
We must never forget this

I'm sorry but no one's leaving
you're all staying here with me

>Brits with their 25th ofcom ban countdown in the last two months
If you will consult the graph.

>>213077944
Update: gone back to rimming his arsehole again

>>213077932
no one here knew about this until after oct 7th
lol

>>213077979
why was he walking towards the camera though

>>213077951
*farts*

nothing ever happens

I’m so touch starved and socially isolated that merely seeing a woman my age in public irl gets me so instantly aroused i almost pass out and if /brit/ dies from being blocked I might have to actually go outside and interact with people and that scares me to death

>>213077932
>>213077976
Remember when Rishi Sunak went to Israel after the Hamas attack the Israelis held the joint press conference with him in the King David Hotel.

None of the British media commented on this

>>213077997
mandela effect

>>213077995
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22King%20David%20Hotel%22/order/asc/
reckon so yeah?

>>213077979
if this isn't the OP image for the final edition I will start a riot

the lads

>>213078046
lots of jf flags on there mate
mong

>>213078008
>I might have to actually go outside
Have you ever been to /cum/? I hate mexicans so I steer clear

I rip the yanks a lot but I think I'll actually be the most glad to get away from the Brazilians

never ever seen one make a good post here ever

>>213078064
Not anywhere near as good and I won’t be switching

How long do you think it will take before heathermong and DTFIC’s bodies are found after 4chan gets banned? I think given the summer heat maybe two weeks before the amount of flies and the smell tip off their neighbours

>>213078058
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22King%20David%20Hotel%22/country/GB/order/asc/
fucking thick CUNT

>>213078056
I watched this

IMPORTANT

WILL WE BE BANNED FROM NHENTAI.NET?????!!!!!

been thinking on what I've actually gained from accessing this website over the years and honestly I don't think I've learned much
no stories to tell, no experiences had
no clues gained

>>213078087
I live with my mother she'll find me when she comes to bring me my medication

>>213078114
a clue gained

>>213078114
I picked up some art skills and got to vent and banter with like minded randos

>>213078141
>I picked up some art skills
yeah? how come

>>213078092
1 samefagging pol mong
probably you too lol

>>213078157
look pal i can't fix your retardism so you'll just have to trust me on this one okay?

>>213078126
I hope she feels a sense of relief when she finds you.

>>213078092
wow a mighty 72 posts!

>>213078179
didn't have to respond twice dumbo

didn't have to respond twice dumbo

>>213077932
>By nationality, there were 41 Arabs, 28 British citizens, 17 Jews, two Armenians, one Russian, one Greek and one Egyptian killed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_David_Hotel_bombing#Explosion_and_aftermath

Legitimately more Mudslimes killed in the bombing than Brits LMAO. And 17 Jooz.

Blog on, Rasheed.

>>213078214
got me with that timing ngl

>>213078171
she loves me

evil /brit/ be like
>ponies allowed
>we luv mice :3
>where's 190?
>good post ziedbelg!

>>213078219
>Jooz
no sleep for hasbara goons it seems

>>213078219
t. Juden Bloodstein who masturbates to children starving to death

>>213078252
>t. Muhammad Rasheed Al-Islam, children of Somalian immigrants to Minnesota

>>213078243
Whenever someone spells jews as "jooz" it is 110% a jew, an israeli, or someone being paid by both

>>213078147
>how come
you can anonymously post your sketches and get critiques about them, find and share art resources and share your retarded opinions and just slink away afterwards

Willy getting wanked tonight.

>>213078278
yep
like jeets who call everyone 'paki' because their ego would be hurt too much to consider that anyone else would be sick of them, schlomos can only ever be opposed by 'muslims'

>>213078252
>>213078272
now kiss

>>213078292
oh yeah I've done that on and off before on /ic/ but I wouldn't say I learned anything from it

>>213078302
I mean it's pretty obvious the poster is a Muslim when he uses a bombing in which 41 Muslims were killed as a "reason" for Brits to oppose Israel.

>>213078315
yeah and definitely not the fact british citizens were murdered on british territory right?

you lot are truly insane

>>213078318
based

>>213078318
bog-baronu

Plenty of nasty toots have come from her bumhole.

>>213078326
If we want to talk about murdering Brits on British territory, then Muslims have Jews beat on that 1000-fold. They do it pretty much every other month.

back from my involuntarily celibate stroll

>>213078357
and barbara roche and the windrush (((owners))) brought them all here in the first place, then used their press to guilt us into objecting to them

what now levi?

Are you carbide on my nano, red glass on my lightbulb
Dark light on my culture, sapphire on my white gold?
Burst out of my chest and hide out in the vents
My blood beats so alive, might bite right through your lens (huh, whoo)
It's midnight in my mind's eye, drowning out the daylight
Godspeed to my enemies who've been asking for that call sign
You know the behaviour, canines of the saviour
Glory to the legion, trauma for the neighbours

/brit/ movie night

>>213078375
Not an argument

brown people arguing over brown people problems is it righto

terrone onamadone

>>213078429
>>213078429
>>213078429

>>213078103
no but nhentai.com is gone

>>213078300
erm