Thread 212455842

incel rape edition

ofcom thread

Hmm pretty sure this thread is illegal.

Death to the IDF

welsh lives matter

Must rule with the iron truncheon against the yardie cronem who live in the Gherkin, you know, whereof Katy, our English Rose, is Showering...

Coomed to SNIS-937 countless times

If I order something today for next day delivery will it come on sunday monday or tuesday

It's Evri

>>212455927
yeah

walsh lives matter

Hawt edish

remember this epic moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LqVBkYZhYI

>>212455950
i just save the image in paint as a .png
still annoying

>>212455921
sybau

RIP

>>212455941
where'd the water come from?

The Combine were better than this

>>212455971
?

back from the shop

picked up some alcoholic cider beers

So is this the thread then?

watching red dwarf on dave and eating crisps

>>212455996
psychic warfare

>>212455999
HARD cider??

Flying Bradleys

>>212456019
seems like it

>>212455976
got a nice POV of hers i'll wank to later

>>212456023
I barely know 'er!

but yes they are alcoholic

>>212455921
Quite clear that he isn't heathermong because heathermong always focuses on the cronem showering, not katy

hair keeps falling out and government is doing NOTHING to stop it

>>212455969
>i just save the image in paint as a .png

>>212455968
This is the best I've found this year
https://soundgasm.net/u/Blossomva/F4M-F4A-Shy-British-Virgin-Cums-For-The-First-Time-Using-Toy

yes, I do receive emails and then leave them unread for weeks
yes I do have anxiety, how could you tell?

windrush: mmhmm yeh, yeh, tek di grandfadda onyx, tek it, yeh
timmy sr: googling thai plane tickets

heathernonce is legitimately insane isn’t he

>>212456077
yes

horse

>>212455996
Saint Floyd's Feast Day

such an npc that half the songs I listen to were fifa songs from back in the day

>>212456054
the webp you posted turns into a jpg so you are doing the same thing just with some add-on im assuming
why are you defending this shit? lol

>>212456077
You sound jealous of Heatherchads PIP money. Haha.

size of your feet in cm

>>212456056
Blossom has a very cute voice but Amelia is ever so slightly better

>>212456110
18cm

On the wee cans

my feet are fucking tiny as shit

>>212456097
based, me too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxvhprV3-Sc

>>212455842 (OP)
>why dont i have a gf im such a nice guy??

>Back in the day
>FIFA15

>>212456097
no grime. grim

So this is

>>212456150
fifa 15 was 10 years ago

>>212456128
aha d-don't post them ;)

>>212456156
2015 was 4 years ago

>>212456122
Thank god that’s your biceps

>>212456097
00s racing games heavily influenced my music taste

>>212456122
Arselad

>>212456156
i rember arguing with a friend that fifa 10 sounded like a shit title beacause we grew up saying fifa oh-seven etc

>>212456156
grim

I remember a scene where a small blonde with braces is holding Dredd's humongous BBC in her hands for the first time and, jaw open in awe of its size, she likens it to Excalabur from Arthurian mythology

>>212456203
AI he would be black IRL

>>212456203
I find this footage arousing

>>212455999
>alcoholic cider
>cider beers
FOY

>>>212456023
>HARD cider??
FOY

mad how irrelevant bristol is despite the fact that it is the 8th city by population in the uk

>>212456226
posted it again award

>>212456203
this webm has been around for years and I have still yet to hear a plausible explanation for the lore behind what is going on here

there is zero chance that is his girlfriend. None.

>>212456190
scremaing
love these micro gimmicks that go under the radar

Just pulled all the nettles out from behind my shed and some of it got through my gloves fuuuuuuck

>>212456242
should've replaced the seaports with airports

nobody remembers a playstation game where the intro featured some kind of an advert in which a black man made of glass walks through a big american city and bits of him break off and then he completely shatters

>>212456203
i look exactly like him

>>212456203
timmy on a vivastreet one

my favorite porn video has been wiped off motherless and i can't find it anywhere
can't find it off the thumbnail. it's over

genuinely wish I was chinese

BAAARRRTY CROUCH
junior

>>212456203
lol

>>212456262
its good to build up a resistance, i hardly feel them anymore
plus they make a good tea

>>212456246
not a clue

>>212456240
>cider beers

It was a joke. A christmas joke.

>>212456242
It's a cronem centre
Madting mandem there tekkin Katy hymens

art is much more logic enterprise than people realise
science is a much more creative enterprise than people realise

>>212456242
it’s actually surprisingly relevant for 8th

genuinely wish I was cheese

>>212456267
Marc Ecko's Getting Up

>>212456303
>5 years of posting this
roar

I don’t know how Clooney is only english, Irish and German he looks like Spanish or Italian or something

>>212456203
cockmogs me

>>212456320
were*

>>212456293
do they wank race horses off prior to races?

dunno anything about the sport

Gwenno Saunders' musky tuppence

>>212456276
Lol omds

>>212456335
Shit actor also

>>212456303
>>212456326
he's not wrong
harry could've laid pipe with literally any girl in hogwarts

harry potter and the black waitress

>>212456335
he's albanian, like Dua Lipa

black cok

right that's the weed ordered

>>212456392
black could be anywhere

ponies are like loli horses if you think about it

>>212456321
no, but that looks quite good
tbqh the only games I like are as follows

>Kirby's Dreamland
>Pokémon SoulSilver
>Archer Maclean's Mercury

>>212456335
Ancient swarthy genes, like Colin Farrell

>>212456410
you gonna sack it off after this bag yeah? also ow much

my cock is easily in the lowest percentie of cocks

>>212456397
He’s not. Look at his wiki

From Lagos to London, a new life begun, No more struggle, the victory's won. Free money, free food, livin' the dream, White girls on my arm, it would seem.
First stop, Dover, then the Home Office call, Claimin' asylum, standin' tall. Free house, yeah, a council flat, no rent, Benefits flowin', every single cent.
Heard the rumors, the stories they told, 'Bout the benefits, worth more than gold. NHS check-ups, dentist too, Everything's free, it's all brand new.
Met a girl, blonde hair, blue eyes so bright, She said she liked my accent, held me tight. Dinner dates, fancy clothes, the life is sweet, Walkin' the streets, can't be beat.

Habib is on his way chaps

>>212456283
this is why you always save the best stuff to your hard drive, Pierre

moral knowledge is impossible

>hangover poo
>hangover wank
>hangover scran
soon time for hangover sleep to wrap the day up

bullish on um, me.

only bought 2 ciders at the shop but now I've finished the first one I wish I'd bought more or indeed also a bottle of wine too. Feeling the urge to get completely hammered beyond recognition.

In retrospect, that is why sober me only bought 2 ciders.

>>212456433
half oz
I've got one of those evergreen jars so that I can make it last without it drying out

>>212456442
do you trust everything you read online?

>>212456490
couple of jars with tea should see you right x

hate my life
what am I supposed to be doing on weekends then
why is my free time so agonising
why am I such a mindbroken toilmong

>>212456506
So you’re saying they’re lying?

just espied a paradox on the /brit/

my life was over as soon as it began

>>212456203
Should've slipped a finger up his arse

>>212456415
not really

>>212456498
how much for a half? i was paying 90

>be me
>working for AA
>average evening shift, rainy day, beginning of school holidays
>get a call to a stranded car on the M6 northbound by Carlisle
>turn up
>it's some knackered citroen Picasso mummy bus packed full of luggage
>turn my lights on, jacket on, walk over
>3 kids in the back, dad at the wheel, mum in the passenger seat, all looking miserable
>got fuck all information from dispatch so asked the dad what the issue was
>car just quit whilst cruising, pile of lights on the dash, couldn't get it started
>get the bonnet up, code reader plugged in
>low fuel pressure
>do a bunch of tests to confirm fuel pump has fucked itself
>explain the problem and that they'll need recovering to a garage
>mum explains that they're on their way to center parcs so can't detour, would want recovering there
>explain that they aren't covered for such a recovery and there'd be an excess of at least £500
>dad getting annoyed, says they can't afford that, will have to get a tow home and cancel their holiday
>kids begin crying
>mum asks me if there's anything that can be done
>understand the brief
>ask her to come to the van so we can get the office on the phone and go through policy documents
>get into the van with her
>she sucks me off, I cum in her mouth and she swallows
>we go back to the car and inform dad and the kids that we spoke to head office
>nearly crack up at "head" office
>recover them straight to centre parcs
>make up some shite to dispatch on the way about unclear wording in the policy
>they write off the excess for them
>tfw saved the kid's holidays, saved the husband a pile of cash, and got my end away in the process

such is the life of the tradesman. why are you still sat in some boring office staring at a screen when you could be out enjoying the rich tapestry of life in this country?

>>212456303
Some genuinely autistic mongs on here

the green letters

>loadsamoney
>Sexy women
>Champagne
>Drugs
>Fast cars
>Designer Labels
>Expensive watch
>House Music

lads check out this .webp

>>212456551
need to start sinking them
one or 2 boats sunk and they'll get the message
it's the only way

>>212456563
didnt happen tho did it

went to asda in the paki side of town and i was the only white person there. felt like i was in bangalore or something.

>>212456591
would quite like to bury my face in that

>>212456303
scream

>>212456591
godless orientals

>>212456591
Timmy's last hopeless wish

>>212456593
deano doesn't do drugs

>>212456612
leftypops' dream

>>212456563
>

>>212456527
Contemplated getting a hobby, a clue?

>>212456630
Deano?

>>212456612
genuinely all ASDAs are like that

>>212456637
I just don't care enough to pursue any, what's the point in all the effort

>>212456530
I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know

Had the big cans last night
Woke up a tad earlier than normal
Shan't be getting any cans this fine evening
It's too fucking warm, you see

>>212456629
cry more incel

>>212456632
nigger

>>212456455
I've never saved porn but you're right the recent crackdown should've enticed me to save some key vids
I can't believe it's lost media now

>>212456667
get the cans in

Timmy's POV
He thinks he's Chad too

why is peace and quiet anathema to ethnics?
has this been studied?

>my favorite porn video
such a grim combination of words

up the ziggurat lickety-split

can't roll my Rs so can't learn latin of attic greek

you've never lived if you've never had a sweetheart

Are there really people who are here all day every day? They don’t just browse about for a couple hours after work or at the weekend when they’ve got nothing else to do?
Just constantly on /brit/ all day getting mad at anonymous posts?

since I've only had one cider I could technically legally drive to the shop and buy more

>>212456672
See now you just outed yourself as an incel
Asian women are the white incel's last hope cope

>>212456552
120 but it's above average quality stuff

>>212456729
Yeah, me

>>212456712
>The top 5 onlyfans models i subscribe to

>>212456693
Er, no, lad. I'll be Soverlad tonight

>>212456735
And now I'm tempted to get the cans

>>212456729
...yh

>>212456150
*holds your hand*
I don't know how to tell you this unc

>>212456735
my arse is penger

>>212456737
You sound Irish diaspora
You won't reply because you know its true

>>212456735
depends on you BAC. for some people even one beer will get them over the limit.

Me? A porn hoarder, accounts on multiple sites (yes really), if I were 10% more pathetic I'm sure I'd subscribe to onlyfans
I HEART WANKING, simple as

>>212456735
Is this the remake of Roadhouse?

>>212456735
Her hair is like that because she just had a hard session with Tyrone

>>212456729
Course there are, lad
Plenty of people would be on the bennies all their life
And nothing wrong with that either

>>212456750
get the cans for fuck sake its saturday

>>212456735
bitch needs a haircut

>>212456679
can’t say that

>>212456750
>And now I'm tempted to get the cans
why? depressed you can't shag her?

>>212456748
it's totally different to have a favorite free video you wank to because it just fits your ideals for good pornograpy-hy

>>212456773
>>212456735
>>212456591
need my face in all these arses

>>212456527
read books
lift weights
do an incelhike

quentin on a quelty

>>212456805
can't be arsed
what's the point

>>212456775
I only drink like twice a year and I'm tipsy of this singular cider so yeah I'm probably that guy who is over the limit after one.

>>212456786
How's your Ghanian girlfriend, pal? Did you cook you fufu today?

>>212456251
it's bizarre how she acts like she's trying to get a job done quickly but also kisses him

Can't decide if I want to enjoy Lily Allen's 'Not Fair' or fly into an incel rage about the lyrics

Does anyone else ever get an itchy bellend where you have to pull back your foreskin and scratch under the rim of your head or pinch and roll your foreskin to relieve it?
Or should I try and get a GP appointment?
Didn’t think penises could get itchy without having an STD but you have to have sex for that so that’s not it.

>>212456792
Too fucking warm, lad

>>212456801
She's not attractive but I was tempted based on the lad's determination to get more cans
Motivated me it did, you see.

>>212456849
mate unironically wash your penis

get the athletics watched

>>212456849
That's coczema mate, caused by chronic onanism. Get it checked.

>>212456871
I had a shower last night. It’s clean

>>212456849
Lad, itchiness isn't a fucking sign of disease or lse the entire fucking world would be dead

>>212456889
Cronem plapmeat

>>212456889
built for black gods

we live under sexual apartheid how is that fair?

>>212456901
>>212456911
Pack it in

I think if she doesn't have a sponsor, she doesn't upload, these days. It always seems to be something. Now that she had her trip, her job is probably done for the summer if she hadn't already quit it, she may be avoiding wanting to address what she will be doing next, or just plotting out how she can manage to read 24 books in 8 hours. I would imagine we will get the following content:

My Morning Routine as an Aspiring Author-Summer Version
My Afternoon Routine as an Aspiring Author-Summer Version
My Night Routine as an Aspiring Author-Summer Version
How I read 24 books in 8 hours.
It is Okay to be Alone
It is Okay to be Stressed
It is Okay to be Rubbish
I Pretended to be an author for a weekend
I Pretended to be (insert fictional character)
I Tried to live like (insert historical time period)
What is in my purse (even though I don't carry one, I want to copy Noa)
What is in my work bag (even though I don't work)
What it is like to be an Oxford Graduate not doing anything with their life
I rearranged my bookcases
I rearranged my room
I bought another tech item that I will only use for a week or two, then throw under my bed.
How to be productive in incredibly hot weather, the Ruby Way!

@212456901
@212456911
what causes this?

>>212456901
>>212456911
posted straight from the mind of a deranged porn addict

Diego converting to onanism

>>212456935
Irish diaspora post

Honestly seething that the US still exists in its current form, also SEETHING how they are so smug about it too.

Their golden age has been over for like 50 years but they're too stupid to realise it. Need a few nukes smashing into their major cities to knock them down a peg to be honest.

drinking fresh mango juice

>>212456896
Yeah that’s a fair point but I don’t think I should take advice from alcoholic Irishmen. Sorry mate.

>>212456923
Tattlerlife still going after their owner got outed?

>>212456911
>>212456901
can you lads find a source for this vid based on the thumbnail?

Want to go back to 2013 so bad lads

>Kino music
>GTA V
>3DS
>Kickass torrents
>no insane wokeism
>immigrants were white Poles

>>212456923
tattle got sued for £300k for ONE thread and there's FORTY NINE threads about ruby.....

>>212456973
@rorkesma

>>212456970
Just trying to avoid making you look like a mong
Ideally your GP isn't a 25 year old blonde woman

>>212456935
Yeah she got blacked

Get them IN
Get them HOUSED
Get them SHAGGED
Get them PREGNANT
Get them fucking DEPORTED
IN THAT FUCKING ORDER.

remember when that suicide forum was one of his special interests

>>212457022
grim cunt is he

doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jl-QBz5TPUg

Want to go back to 2008 so bad lads

>Kino music
>GTA IV
>Nintendo DS
>Limewire
>no insane wokeism
>immigrants were Indians

>>212456955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR5n_KyulhI

>>212457045
>>immigrants were Indians
They were slavs and balts you utterly retarded cunt

>>212457044
>divorced twice

>>212456973
just looks so natural

And if you have a minute, why don't we go talk about it somewhere only we know?

>>212456203
This is a classic example of a lad who would be an 8/10 with a good haircut and no glasses

>>212457044
>31
>already married twice
yeah definitely not a red flag that

Lads, the toil is looking grim
New intern program
>25 interns
>split 14 11. 14 White kids and 11 are either black or brown

Not sure I approve of this

>>212457079
it was on motherless as 'white wife forced anal' but got deleted lately, just like the words rape and forced got banned on motherless
cant even wank in 2025

>>212457044
my arse is nicer

/bant/

>>212457045
Get home from school. Turn on CN2. Boot up Pokemon Pearl on my R4 card on my DS Lite Black. Peak

watching a semi professional boxing match. the losing one just shoved the ref out of frustration lol

>>212457095
All she wants is white cock slung up her minge, that's why it never worked before

>>212457102
fucked in the head aren’t you

>>212457073
>In 2008, the largest groups of immigrants to the UK came from India, Pakistan, Iraq, Somalia, and Zimbabwe. Specifically, there were 11,825 immigrants from India, 9,440 from Pakistan, 8,895 from Iraq, 7,165 from Somalia, and 5,710 from Zimbabwe. These five countries accounted for a significant portion of the total immigration to the UK that year.
yeah?

When will Hitler be reincarnated?

>>212457145
Be a bit more respectful la

HAS ANYBODY SEEN SAM LOWRY?

>>212457153
rape porn is more of a cathartic watch for me. It's like watching car crashes. I wank to rape porn to get it out of my system

>>212457022
great forum that

now blocking UK IPs
4chan is next

Do Youse ever feel bad you didn't involve Wales in the union Jack honestly kind of a dick move

>>212457210
nothing to do with me

>>212457159
think you first have to die

>>212457156
Utterly wrong

Reform will give us 10 extra Bank Holidays

>>212457210
Wales was part of England back then so no not really

>>212457221
A mealy mouthed reply

Tu saignais si fort
Tu me tenais la main
Je t'ai charcuté et
J'ai pu chanter enfin

>>212457184
Reckon she loves white men

I smell like a man who hasn't washed in 4 days

Sometimes shitting is better than cumming.

I've had some good wank seshes but sometimes you have a bad stomach ache and you're hungover, you sit on the shitter and just spray the toilet bowl with liquid poo. When the stars align, you poo away the stomach ache and feel completely sober after the slop pours out of your bum.

In that moment, an orgasm can't compare

>>212457198
not good that either though is it

Anyone stay at one of those 5 stars in london that are like 3 grand a night?

>>212457185
*funky Latino riff starts playing*

Baba Ganoosh

>>212457276
don't know/prefer not to say

>>212457235
I know you were mate. Dont worry about it though

>>212457278
Good stuff

>>212457272
truke

This was ten years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbiOazijZVQ

taken me hours to finish a single can of monster
no clue how people drink this when red bvll exists

IM TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR AND IM IN LOVE WITH BALLERINA CAPPUCCINA

Big fan of summer because at night I can go out in the garden and jump on all the snails

can't imagine Hitler on the loo
curling one out in the Wolfsschanze
just doesn't seem right

>>212457272
nothing better than having been on a smack bender for three days and having the worst constipation then you take a fat hit off a crack pipe and you fill up the toilet to the brim with a giant log

One pint of beer please. That's a British Imperial Pint dear.

>>212457272
Agreed

>>212457364
summet wrong with you

>>212457342
redbull is espresso
monster are those big fuck off iced coffee drinks

>>212457357
poodolf shitler

>>212457364
Sounds awful if I’m being honest with you mate

Speaking of hitler what happened to his body? Do the Russians have it?

drinking cider pints

>>212457354
stepped on one earlier when I was out, not knowing we were into the period of the year when snails appear, thought it was just slugs.

But yeah it was definitely a snail, crunched to death. Sorry bud.

>>212457387
>>212457399
the poo is good but everything else is horrible
would not recommend crack and heroin desu

Me me me ballerina cappuccina and I love tung tung tung sahur

>>212457414
meltie

Did the man kick the ball again?

>>212457428
https://yandex.com/images/touch/search?cbir_page=similar&cbird=178&rpt=imageview&url=https%3A%2F%2Favatars.mds.yandex.net%2Fget-images-cbir%2F1819957%2F7wsaTEQ4M8mfKp6IyQ3gQw1839%2Forig&crop=0.3109%3B0.016%3B0.8558%3B0.7994&cbir_id=1028791%2FJLZIy2px_mCIbaOLenKtXQ1849

>>212457428
Dislocated ankle will be back in 2 months tops. Black got what he deserved for betraying england

Great incel rape edition, thanks for keeping the thread high quality as always

>>212457431
You will have to answer to God for this on your day of judgement.

John McAfee rising out of his grave to warn me against clicking that link

off to watch are lionesses

>>212457436
Only done LSD as an extreme drug. Gave me awful shits but flushed everything out. Was the most relieved of poo I've ever felt, like I was walking on clouds after.

>>212457506
>>212457506
>>212457506

>>212394471
>>212394471

>>212457416
He was a PAWB so his body was shagged into atoms

uh oh stinky

>>212455900
The Holocaust never happened.

I can say that, unlike many other Europeans, but I can't talk shit about our royal family.
Such is life in Asspain.