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>>149956355ATH: Nick Kurtz had an unbelievable night at the dish in Fridayโs 15-3 victory over the Astros, going 6-for-6 with four home runs, a double, six runs scored and eight RBI
SEA: Bryan Woo struck out six over six-plus inning of two-run baseball in a no-decision versus the Angels on Friday
PHI: Kyle Schwarber went 3-for-5 with two home runs, four RBI, three runs scored, and a walk in a 12-5 win over the Yankees on Friday
LAD: Emmett Sheehan allowed three hits and two runs with two walks and five strikeouts over five innings in a 5-2 win over the Red Sox on Friday
ATL: Michael Harris II went 2-for-3 with a walk, two runs scored and a solo home run against the Rangers on Friday
MIN: Jhoan Duran fired a scoreless ninth to pick up a save Friday against the Nationals
CWS: Chase Meidroth went 3-for-5 with three runs scored and a home run against the Cubs on Friday
COL: Seth Halvorsen worked a clean inning to secure the save on Friday against the Orioles
>>149957834thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt51rITH3EA
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hehehehe
extreme moose tracks, thanks for asking
>>149957840anon's ghost just wanted to hear this again
>>149957812 (OP)Comfy bakespie breb :)
You now remember the Detroit Tigers
hi I'm from /r/baseball and I find it disgraceful that you are allowed to call other people nickkurtz on this website, you are all incels and should be shot
>>149958037C'mon bro. We don't condone violence in here. If you want to be edgy, respectfully ask you to go back to Reddรฌt
My power is back on. Hopefully no more /x/ stuff
>best team in major league baseball is canadian
ehhhh this feels wrong
This world series is scripted for the Jays to win as it's a protest against the current presidential administration, Canada has to win America's pastime
I do! i do! Braves fan btw
Tigers lost 11 of their last 12 games btw
haven't seen many new tigers fans in a while
>>149958129just like the oilers
>>149958206Chop on, brutha!
bat rack bros, feels status?
>>149958244hnnnghhhhh....
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>>149958330Yea you do faggotkun
these cats can't hang with us
Coom my Reckie coom coom my Reckie youโre my network guy on em el beeies
fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU,!!!
>>149957986my anaels got some fight :)
damn that was insane by Kurtz
I would say props to Houston for not walking him but it was a blow out, they let the kid try to make history
>>149958652Houston was also on the receiving game of the Kerry Wood 20 strikeout game
for me its the backpack kid
>player has historic performance
>he plays for no city and no fans, just a traveling vagrant clown franchise that's never in one place
bravo manfred, nice product
>>149959182The Harlem Globetrotters made history every night
>Mets win while you sleep
>>149959702in your dreams
>yankees only had 2 errors
glad to see boone is righting the ship
I was too young and uninterested in america's pasttime the last time the jays were good so let me just enjoy this fleeting moment please
>St. Louis 3, San Diego 0
And that's a Redbird winner!
The Padres got shut out by Miles Mikolas?
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Kurtz is having the best rookie season in a while god damn. Just needs to work on his eye for more walks and he's going to be insane.
>>149961740Winky looks like that?!?
1975: Hit an inside-the-park HR in his first ML PA
1979: Changed the name on his uni to "BOO" because the fans hated him.
1985: Played for three last-place teams in the same season.
The man, the legend ... Johnnie LeMaster
anthony volpe breaking down in tears as the los angeles dodgers hand him a contract he can't refuse
Maybe soto shouldve come to the jays...
>>149962651>dodgers hand him a contract he can't refuseball boy?
>>149962682they gave half a billion to that middling obese dominican who will be out of the league within 5 years. dont even want to think about what they wouldve given a soon to be obese halfway decent dominican
>>149962682Nathan Lukes > Juan Soto
>>149962725Vladdy bros we are finished
I just realized Nick Kurtz sounds like niggers
I'm still waiting for Trevor Bauer to come back to Major League Baseball. How much longer do I have to wait?
>>149962814damn this nigga lookin sauve without that dirty mop on his head
>>149962862looks like /mlb/ has a new favorite player
>>149962918zesty commentary
>>149962941mets just aint it chief
>>149962682is he even good even to crack this lineup, tho?
>>149959702Feels good brother
blackpink concerts tonight and tomorrow night at citi field
LET'S GO METS
Good morning /mlb/ I need Aaron Boone to be fired immediately Iโm no longer joking around or goofing around this guy has got to go. Anyways have a good day.
>>149963015>zesty commentaryDo they still have the zest?
Blue Jays downfall is gonna be canโt miss kino. Stay tuned.
>>149963841>has to do the most insane pose to show off her concave assthe absolute state
>>149962682Soto would've asked for a lot more than they gave Vladdy and wouldn't be anywhere worth it while fucking team finances for the long-term.
>>149964011Inshallah this shall come to pass.
Digits confirm.
>>149963929t. george posting from epstein island
Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD!
>Judge elbow issues, awaiting imaging.
Yeah itโs over. Sell everybody.
>>149964519Cal Raleigh is about to win the first catcher MVP since Buster Posey.
>>149964011Please do not try to manifest unfavourable outcomes like this
>>149964605He's in a rut.
>>149964790the thing about catchers is that they can keep accruing WAR even while slumping at the plate.
>>149964790He'll come around. Believe in the dumper.
>tfw on vacation
>warm and sunny weather
>dont want to go outside
>dont even want to play vidya
>just want to sit like pic related and sip on a beer and watch baseball
I've actually finally become the 30 year old boomer meme. I don't even care about baseball but it's the only sports that's on.
>>149964844The european mind is beginning to comprehend....
Nothing gay about rubbing one out to a feminine butt.
>1 hour until baseball
I can't make it bros, I'm jonesing hard for some baybaw.
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i'm a male with a feminine butt
>>149965109>M's being dragged back to the fraudtangle like how the cenobites pretend to let you out of hell
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>>149964844it's a good sport but you should still spend time with your loved ones
>>149965109Winky the line is collapsing again!! Fix it fix it fix it!!!
>>149957844Doggies in a dogfight to keep the bye
j-judgesissies, w-w-w-w-what are we g-gonna freaking do!!!
>>149964844I was washing my car at 2pm on a weekday, listening to local sports radio talking about baseball, listening to ads for dick pills, divorce lawyers, balding cures, ass cancer therapy, etc and I'd never felt older. I think I aged 40 years in the last 10.
>>149965133They'll give the mvp to Ohtani for DHing but mark my words even if Schwarber finishes with better numbers this year they'll just give it to Ohtani anyway for pitching like 15 innings
>>149965162That's what am radio has sounded like for years, even before Rush (PBUH) died.
>>149962862Those parents knew what they were doing kek
Honestly the mets are kinda fun
>>149965292Yeah that's it dude, I'm putting a curse on the Jays right now
>>149965164Just a reminder that the Ohtani NL DH MVP is a fraud and sin committed against baseball to appease international โfansโ and increase foreign market share and revenue growth.
Sorry I haven't been posting Results and Standings. I fucked up my elbow at work and have been trying to rest it by not doing anything.
NPB All-Star Game 2 Results, Pacific League Sweeps the Central League
>>14996533550 years of DH in the AL and not once did one ever win the MVP*
Sorry really weird typoโฆ
>>149965310It's okay it's only the NL.
>>149965133crazy how many rbis they leave on the table batting 1st and 2nd. judge should have at least 100 already.
its extra dumb because it only gets them 10-20 extra PA and they erase it sitting out 5+ games a year.
>>149965351no surprises there
Judge snapped his ligaments making a throw last night and needs TJ and is out for 12 months minimum. Time to sell.
>>149965353>and not once did one ever win the MVPthat just means he's ever better than we thought
>>149965389KBO Results
NC Dinos are reported to be moving to a new city soon.
>>149965411A shame. A real downer.
>>149965292I appreciate ya Jaysfren
>>149965411It was against the Blue Jays and theyโve been letting him play because they are a retarded and incompetent organization. Everyone needs to be fired and shipped to Cameroon.
>>149965421MLB American League
>>149965447MLB National
Have a great day guys.
>>149965411good. fuck the yankees
>>149965411Season's over for the Yankees
>>149965411Can you at least beat the Phillies twice for me before selling the farm??
>>149965484If I won a bet like this I'd want to fucking kill myself for not putting more money down
>>149965431Buhner was talking about how he needed tj after a big throw in the kingdome earlier this year. Said it felt like someone was pouring hot water all over his elbow.
https://youtu.be/Jfhx0N21dz0
(It wasn't this throw but you get the idea)
>>149965563i do hundreds of these a year.
Should the yanks have waited to buy until after seeing how wrecked judge's elbow was?
>>149965671>hundreds of ten cent bets>totaling less than a trip to the grocery storeyeah i think he'll survive somehow
damn today's schedule sucks
>>149965693But first he was afraid. He was petrified.
How dodgerfags became loli posting pedophiles just for ohtani, you reckon? And how many do you think were already on the sex offenders list before 2024?
>>149965713>he was afraid. He was petrified.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dYWe1c3OyU
Yanks don't worry, the answer to your troubles lies in Tacoma!
>>149965776it's true, they optioned miles mastrobouni back to Tacoma recently.
>>149965821He's coming up once there's space in the bullpen.
>>149965991Mama Iโm coming home
>>149965745Nice Cake cover.
>That elbow is smacked, the UCL needs a miracle to hold, there it gooooooooes SEE YA!
>>149965709Jays@Tigs will be fun
>>149966115oof now thatโs just meanโฆ
I just found out that Ozzy passed away.
R.I.P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnhTPeKijdQ
LETS GO ((((shudder)))) YANKEES!!
>>149965532Should be easy since the Lillies had a blow out win yesterday and usually go into a hitting slump for 3-4 games after.
>>149966118Not for me it's won't :(
Marcus Stroman is not a credit to his race
>Kepler and Romano still on the team
FFS Dave give it fucking up already. You got rid of Odubel and Familia that one year before the deadline so make the move soon.
>>14996611810/10 fantastic post
We all accept that Philadelphia should be nuked, but if you were targeting the warhead what neighborhood would you set as ground zero?
I choose Fern Rock cuz wtf kind of name is that?
>>149966426>I choose Fern RockIs it fem tho?
>>149966288It wasn't news at all in Japan, and I only found out about it just now on /mlb/.
>Bad Suarez is back on the mound
Really not doing himself favors when it comes to his eventual pay day this offseason.
>>149966587Sosa begs to differ (usually)
I'M LIKE HEY WHAT'S UP HELLO
holy shit i hate the new york yankees
hahahahahaaa volpe you retard
Yeah he's safe. Larper fucked up a easy pick there.
>>149966855Youโre a gay retarded bitch who lives in Canada (Gay Retarded โCountryโ)
>Volpe arm bleeding after nearly being picked
i want lauren shehadi to let all of her body hair grow out for several months and snuggle with me
>>149966915Not the legs, canโt do hairy legs. Rest is chill tbqh.
That would've been Ball 4 had you not swung Trea you fucking idiot.
>>149966968i thought so too but i banged a they/them zoomer with hairy legs and i barely even noticed
Every time I watch a stinkees game I have to be reminded that the parkโs PA guy plays retarded sounds in between every pitch
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hmmm what should i throw bryce harper...
I wonder what Harper thinks of the new rules now
>>149967033https://youtu.be/_mcKzDwm8_o?si=YRlsU2uD9ZbPMmg-&t=22
Inbred Italian ogres are easily amused
Based Harper and Schwarber teabagging the Jew Yorkers
They got Sam Rockwell in Dreamworks slop now what happened to this country
>>149967068Reminder that MLB and Byrce Harper colluded to steal a batting title from Dee Strange Gordon.
Bryce Harper raped my dog!!!
>>149967123Tbf your dog is kind of a slut
>>149967123not nice to talk about your mom like that
This Yankees team looks fucking terrible lol
>>149967123Dekopinsistersโฆ
>>149967123Just because your dad puts socks on his ears and walks on all fours does NOT make him a dog.
I bet Yankees fans wish they had Soto now LMAO
Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?
Is this Sosa's last season in Philly? Our reporters are saying he's on the deadline trade market
>>149967269Back to back to back to back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!
>bases loaded
>1 out
double play incoming
>>149967312Image for ants
Can't RISP if you walk a man with bases loaded.
>>149967236soto is trash
can the phillies please hit a line drive off stroman's head
>>149967113Dee Gordon said they popped him for PEDs after telling him to allow Harper to win the triple crown. But there was no way Harper was winning it on the last day like he implied.
Stroman should have put more effort into practicing than trying to look like the biggest faggot possible.
I wished today would be a Taijuan Walker vs Marcus Stroman vs game since it would be kino for who can outchoke the other.
>>149967400Phillies almost got Stroman before the Yankees paid him more.
It's the 2023 Yankees all over again
>>149967438Jazz is a really gay name for a man let alone a black man
>>149967474it's a nickname, his actual first name is Jasrado.
Still a winnable game for the Yankees, had Harper grand salami there then it would've been over.
>girl
someone hasn't been to philly
>>149967642Jesus. Wouldn't hate a clear pic of that. Looks like a legit smokeshow.
I don't think McMahon is very good guys
>>149967657>smokeshowHow old are you?
just turned on the game why is judge benched?
>>149967705Same reason why Castellanos is benched.
>>149967705Broke his toe making a routine catch at the wall that WFAN will rhapsodize about for years to come
Boys and girls, your 2025 playoff teams
>>149967705Jerked off too hard and fell in the shower
>>149967792Iโll allow it
>>149967792Mets mentioned!
>>149967812he's just like me!
>>149967847Should've had Marsh try to hit and worthless Kepler bunt. Anyway wasted double no out inning for the Phills.
>>149967792don't tease me
not looking good, yankeebros
>>149967967Phillies bout to go to the pen either this inning or the 6th depending if Suarez doesn't get his shit together with his over 85 plus pitches.
Volpe's a beast! really strutting his stuff before the trade deadline
Ok what team should I root for?
I'm considering the Cardinals or the Rockies.
>>149968008>rips your nutsack off
>>149967983Gonna laugh hard if the Yankees fail to win against a spent Lillies bullpen going into the 6th.
holy shit this yankees broadcast is peak depression lmao
>>149967792Metsiners 'eries is assured!
Michael Kay in a few minutes
>>149968008come along the suicide rollercoaster
Was that a scuffed bunt that worked out for Rojas there?
>do you ever just want to smash something against the wall?
>well... no
>you've never slammed your fist on the desk after finding out one of your stars is injured?
>...
>>149968008>>149968111There's still time to join the Mariners nation.
>>149968151Michael Kay is always manages to be unintentionally funny and entertaining
My world is in shambles after this Judge injury
>>149968008Consider the ole Blue and Orange
If Judge just took PEDs like Ohtani did, he wouldn't even get injured
>>149968167Mariners are my third pick. Sell me on them.
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>>149968286They've never won a pennant, the only team you can't bandwagon.
>>149968286they feed their fans bugs and they haven't won the division in 24 years
>>149968342Yanks are still terrible even with Stroman gone
AUSL Championship Game 1 is about to start
https://thetvapp.to/tv/espn-live-stream/
>>149968418Wait nevermind. It's in weather delay. Holy shit the people running this league are incompetent. So many games have been delayed due to weather. Pick better cities next time.
>>149968418Post softball butts
Who's ready for a third weeb night?
>>149968379Officially licensed cap made in the US. Prob older than everyone posting itt.
>>149968442Jesus Christ you're an idiot
>>149968471No. They chose to play in the south where the weather is bad this time of year. They could have had this game in California and had it start on time.
>>149968471He said he was sorry, lay off will ya?
>>149968471Sorry, I had no idea
>>149968465If they have to do anime nights, can they at least choose GOOD anime ?
>>149968471Give him a chance geez
>>149968465finally, they doing somrehing with demon slayer after announcing it before the season started. i haven't watched it, of course, and i just remember the announcement. isn't that anime not popular anymore?
So why are the yankees so shit?
>>149968471That's on me dawg, my bad
>>149968465I'm waiting for Ninja Scroll/Wicked City night.
>>149968524Girls Bravo, duh
>>149968526talent over fundamentals
>>149968465Holy shit that's a cute Nezuko
>>149968514Yuru Yuri night when
>>149968471filleted that freak
>>149968471sorry! I had no idea
McMahon hitting .333 with the Yankees
>Phillies going to the pen
Yankees comeback starts now
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we need the im@s collab
>>149968598These are not real teams.
>>149968598This is blue generichive?
lotta red shirts at yankee stadium
>7-1
KWABITY
Oh no yankees, how are you gonna prevent 7 runs with Aaron HGH?
>>149968598>rakuten eagles>commie colors
Sosa getting in on the action
Cubtropolitan brosโฆ this hat is so clean I might actually buy it thou
>>149967303Most likely since he has some value for a trade unlike Bohm and especially Stott.
>>149967303>>149968805Shame since rather keep Sosa than rely on Bohm.
OH MY GOD DUDE. IT JUST KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING
NICE DOUBLE PLAY TURN JIZZ
Stankees getting litten up worse than 9/11
Boone fired before Labor Day
They gonna bring back Willie Randolph
Stop, that fag is going to cry out MUH 27 RINGS again lmao
>>149968598Someday my friend
Yankbros are taking this hard, I think we need another three thread long history of the yanks to remember the good times.
Jizz mindfucked himself at the hr derby KEK
And theyโre still going to buy at the deadline
>yankees spend all that money to humiliate themselves
What did they mean by this?
>>149968910They should bring Billy Martin, from the dead that is
Judge is out for the rest of the season
>>149967792Need an all-flyover NLCS and ALCS
>>149968352let them tuckers roll
Whatโs wrong with the Yankees
>>149958037It's our word.
>>149969016>visual sexwhy do they visualize sex when they see a snake?
>>149969121No postseason for the yanks at this point. grim.
>>149969112I would let this person ruin my life
How many ballparks was that one gone in
I am in the bathroom what happened!?
Got a hot nut loaded for my guy Reckie
>>149969169Nothing get back in there and start shitting
>>149969074Long way to go short time to get there
>>149969169marsh ran like a fucking idiot
dude he's still on the ground what the actual fuck, this might be serious
marsh broke that lil fella's back
>>149969183yeah 10-4 good buddy
>>149969177recker vs dumper ouled up whoโs winning the twerk off
Why did Marsh murder Sosa :(
>>149969208Because this game demands a sacrifice from both teams.
>>149969177Love to po a lil earl on dat Recka zz tho
>>149969207reckiebros win
>>149969206>Who got hurt? Was it a yankee?nah it was some philly pussy
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Was it sexual assault?
>>149969260>A finger up the bum?
Are yankees selling yet? What will it take for judge
>>149969281he has a no trade clause, he ain't leaving unless they blow it up entirely
>>149969281Judge will remain captive as the minstrel captain in charge of the rebuild. He will never see the playoffs again, and retire just before their window comes around after the tragic accidental death of Brian Cashman.
>>149969269That art is making me think things that I shouldnโt
>We're down by six and the most pathetic team in baseball.... this strikeout was brought to you by PC Richard and Son
>>149969305If Judge were smart, heโd wave that clause and get out of there.
>>149969325Describe these thoughts to us
>Sosa injured
>Amaya injured
>Herrera in and out of the IL
>Caballero slumping
>Justin Lawrence in the 60 day IL
at least my Jays have Leo Jimรฉnez ready to play (he sucks)
>>149969208Marsh knew Sosa was about to be traded off and knew the only way the Phillies keep him his through hurting him.
>>149969382Disappointed no dangler in the reflecc'y
>>149969410how kind of him
>>149969352โฆโฆ itโs too embarrassing
>>149969350Judge is a one team lifer, a rarity in today's game.
Lillies bout to blow a 9-3 lead
This Phillies/Yankees ump is fucking dogshit with these calls like holy shit.
>>149969414monitoring this post
>Phillies bout to bring in Romano again
What's Recka zz?
What's stuntin'?
>>149969723This is what your acronyms feel like reading to me
imo yanks could still win this game if they score six runs
>>149969804Which could happen if they put in Romano after this guy.
imo yanks would have won that game if they had given up three runs instead of nine
>>149969867Oh, DARSH threw both his elbows into Sosa's lower back around the kidneys. That probably hurt since he was totally unprepared for it.
>>149969867why would Marsh do this
>>149969867that was no accident, t'was a HATE CRIME!
>>149969867>leaving your teammate on the ground writhing in agony, up six runs.there has to be a tactical purpose for this?
IT'S A FLEXOR STRAIN
THE SEASON IS SAVED
https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/s/olBmicDdU2
>ITโS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!
>>149967792>no stinkeesdas it mane
>>149969388Amaya is coming back soon, he's starting his rehab assignment on Tues. Excited for his return, I think he's just going to be good now I think he really figured something out last season
>extra flavor and extra fun
blow yo shi smoove off twin
>>149970542>27Isn't that a bit old to be on this general?
Game is finally on
https://thetvapp.to/tv/espn-live-stream/
i actually feel bad for the yankees lol
>>149957812 (OP)03 04 sox yankees is a rivalry that will never be matched again in american sports
Ngl I thought this was gonna be another hangover year for the Rags
Jomboy says Aaron Judge needs TJ
>Aaron Boone says Aaron Judge will need to DH when he returns from the injured list. Giancarlo Stanton will begin preparing to play right field again, something he hasn't done since 2023
>walked off by Johnathan India
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>149965411god actually hates the stankees... and thats a good thing!
>>149971121Stanton in the RF and suddenly the Yankees go from looking like a "may or may not make the wild card" team to a "Comfortably below .500" team
>>149971275I can live with that.
>2 day games on a saturday
how lame
>>149971697>>149971836>>149971872DId someone say Binghamton Rumble Ponies?
>>149971811>>149971899>DId someone say Binghamton Rumble Ponies?Indeed.
>>149970992Heโs full of shit. He has a flexor strain
Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with max scherzers eyes
>>149972020It's called heterophobia or something
>>149972064What? He's afraid of straight people?
>>149972064>It's called heterophobia or somethingHet R. O'Phobia or something
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>>149972020one eye sees the past, the other one the future
>>149972104I dunno man I'm not a fuckin doctor
>>149972172Ah so they both see Toronto choking in the playoofs then? ;)
>>149972172Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with max scherzers eyes
>BREAKING: Aaron Judge confirmed to have suffered a season-ending torn bussy
>>149972172Kek. That was a good interview.
>>149972250everyone grab the newfag, pin him down and shave his balls
>>149972289is that how it happened to you? that's shameful
>>149972250He has homophobia or something
>>149972250Anon's first time seeing a hetero man, sad!
>>149972332What? Heโs afraid of Jays fans?
It's over. Judge with the Timmy Jim surgery. Looks like another sneaky Red Sox World Series. At least 2026 has a monster pitching rotation for us. So guys, how do we feel?
>>149972418Is Judge really getting Jimmy Johns surgery?
>>149972451Yes, after Boone plays him early in a desperate attempt to keep the team above .500
>>149972451>Is Judge really getting Jimmy Johns surgery?I think that's what all the Blue Jays got.
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Skubal on the mound