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ATH: Nick Kurtz had an unbelievable night at the dish in Friday’s 15-3 victory over the Astros, going 6-for-6 with four home runs, a double, six runs scored and eight RBI
SEA: Bryan Woo struck out six over six-plus inning of two-run baseball in a no-decision versus the Angels on Friday
PHI: Kyle Schwarber went 3-for-5 with two home runs, four RBI, three runs scored, and a walk in a 12-5 win over the Yankees on Friday
LAD: Emmett Sheehan allowed three hits and two runs with two walks and five strikeouts over five innings in a 5-2 win over the Red Sox on Friday
ATL: Michael Harris II went 2-for-3 with a walk, two runs scored and a solo home run against the Rangers on Friday
MIN: Jhoan Duran fired a scoreless ninth to pick up a save Friday against the Nationals
CWS: Chase Meidroth went 3-for-5 with three runs scored and a home run against the Cubs on Friday
COL: Seth Halvorsen worked a clean inning to secure the save on Friday against the Orioles

cream

>>149957834
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt51rITH3EA

hehehehe

extreme moose tracks, thanks for asking

Mets :)

>>149957812 (OP)
Mets

>>149957840
anon's ghost just wanted to hear this again

>>149957812 (OP)
Comfy bakespie breb :)

You now remember the Detroit Tigers

>>149957812 (OP)
Angels

vgh

hi I'm from /r/baseball and I find it disgraceful that you are allowed to call other people nickkurtz on this website, you are all incels and should be shot

bleh…

nyaa

ungh.....

>>149958037
C'mon bro. We don't condone violence in here. If you want to be edgy, respectfully ask you to go back to Reddìt

'stros

My power is back on. Hopefully no more /x/ stuff

no...NO!!!

>best team in major league baseball is canadian

ehhhh this feels wrong

no...NO!!!

This world series is scripted for the Jays to win as it's a protest against the current presidential administration, Canada has to win America's pastime

no...NO!!!

anyone else need cream?

I do! i do! Braves fan btw

Tigers lost 11 of their last 12 games btw

FAGGets kek

haven't seen many new tigers fans in a while

>>149958129
just like the oilers

>>149958206
Chop on, brutha!

bat rack bros, feels status?

>>149958244
hnnnghhhhh....

>>149958210
it's over

It’s just begun

クリームが必要です

>>149958330
Yea you do faggotkun

creams

these cats can't hang with us

Coom my Reckie coom coom my Reckie you’re my network guy on em el beeies

u a bitch!!!

fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU,!!!

Om nom nom

>>149957986
my anaels got some fight :)

Ugh

damn that was insane by Kurtz
I would say props to Houston for not walking him but it was a blow out, they let the kid try to make history

>>149958652
Houston was also on the receiving game of the Kerry Wood 20 strikeout game

gaw

for me its the backpack kid

>player has historic performance
>he plays for no city and no fans, just a traveling vagrant clown franchise that's never in one place
bravo manfred, nice product

>>149959182
The Harlem Globetrotters made history every night

>>149959702
in your dreams

>yankees only had 2 errors
glad to see boone is righting the ship

kek seeth ya bitch

Recka zz

I was too young and uninterested in america's pasttime the last time the jays were good so let me just enjoy this fleeting moment please

>St. Louis 3, San Diego 0

And that's a Redbird winner!

The Padres got shut out by Miles Mikolas?

NICKKURTZ

Kurtz is having the best rookie season in a while god damn. Just needs to work on his eye for more walks and he's going to be insane.

>>149958457
>>149961136
Yankees?

>>149961740
Winky looks like that?!?

1975: Hit an inside-the-park HR in his first ML PA
1979: Changed the name on his uni to "BOO" because the fans hated him.
1985: Played for three last-place teams in the same season.

The man, the legend ... Johnnie LeMaster

anthony volpe breaking down in tears as the los angeles dodgers hand him a contract he can't refuse

Maybe soto shouldve come to the jays...

>>149962651
>dodgers hand him a contract he can't refuse
ball boy?

>>149962682
they gave half a billion to that middling obese dominican who will be out of the league within 5 years. dont even want to think about what they wouldve given a soon to be obese halfway decent dominican

>>149962682
Nathan Lukes > Juan Soto

gm

>>149962725
Vladdy bros we are finished

I just realized Nick Kurtz sounds like niggers

I'm still waiting for Trevor Bauer to come back to Major League Baseball. How much longer do I have to wait?

>>149962814
damn this nigga lookin sauve without that dirty mop on his head

>>149962862
looks like /mlb/ has a new favorite player

>>149962682
Why?

>>149962918
zesty commentary

>>149962941
mets just aint it chief

>>149962682
is he even good even to crack this lineup, tho?

>>149959702
Feels good brother

blackpink concerts tonight and tomorrow night at citi field
LET'S GO METS

Good morning /mlb/ I need Aaron Boone to be fired immediately I’m no longer joking around or goofing around this guy has got to go. Anyways have a good day.

>>149963015
>zesty commentary
Do they still have the zest?

Blue Jays downfall is gonna be can’t miss kino. Stay tuned.

>>149963841
>has to do the most insane pose to show off her concave ass
the absolute state

>>149962682
Soto would've asked for a lot more than they gave Vladdy and wouldn't be anywhere worth it while fucking team finances for the long-term.

>>149964011
Inshallah this shall come to pass.
Digits confirm.

>>149963929
t. george posting from epstein island

Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD!

>>149963841
*gulp*

>Judge elbow issues, awaiting imaging.
Yeah it’s over. Sell everybody.

>>149964519
Cal Raleigh is about to win the first catcher MVP since Buster Posey.

>>149964011
Please do not try to manifest unfavourable outcomes like this

. . . .

morning mariners nation

>>149964605
He's in a rut.

>>149964790
the thing about catchers is that they can keep accruing WAR even while slumping at the plate.

>>149964790
He'll come around. Believe in the dumper.

>tfw on vacation
>warm and sunny weather
>dont want to go outside
>dont even want to play vidya
>just want to sit like pic related and sip on a beer and watch baseball
I've actually finally become the 30 year old boomer meme. I don't even care about baseball but it's the only sports that's on.

>>149964844
The european mind is beginning to comprehend....

Nothing gay about rubbing one out to a feminine butt.

>1 hour until baseball
I can't make it bros, I'm jonesing hard for some baybaw.

i'm a male with a feminine butt

>>149965109
>M's being dragged back to the fraudtangle like how the cenobites pretend to let you out of hell

>>149964844
it's a good sport but you should still spend time with your loved ones

>>149965109
Winky the line is collapsing again!! Fix it fix it fix it!!!

>>149957844
Doggies in a dogfight to keep the bye

j-judgesissies, w-w-w-w-what are we g-gonna freaking do!!!

>>149965118
pics?

>>149964844
I was washing my car at 2pm on a weekday, listening to local sports radio talking about baseball, listening to ads for dick pills, divorce lawyers, balding cures, ass cancer therapy, etc and I'd never felt older. I think I aged 40 years in the last 10.

>>149965133
They'll give the mvp to Ohtani for DHing but mark my words even if Schwarber finishes with better numbers this year they'll just give it to Ohtani anyway for pitching like 15 innings

>>149965162
That's what am radio has sounded like for years, even before Rush (PBUH) died.

>>149962862
Those parents knew what they were doing kek

Honestly the mets are kinda fun

>>149965292
Yeah that's it dude, I'm putting a curse on the Jays right now

>>149965164
Just a reminder that the Ohtani NL DH MVP is a fraud and sin committed against baseball to appease international “fans” and increase foreign market share and revenue growth.

>>149965310
50/50

Sorry I haven't been posting Results and Standings. I fucked up my elbow at work and have been trying to rest it by not doing anything.

NPB All-Star Game 2 Results, Pacific League Sweeps the Central League

>>149965335
50 years of DH in the AL and not once did one ever win the MVP*

Sorry really weird typo…

>>149965310
It's okay it's only the NL.

>>149965133
crazy how many rbis they leave on the table batting 1st and 2nd. judge should have at least 100 already.
its extra dumb because it only gets them 10-20 extra PA and they erase it sitting out 5+ games a year.

>>149965305
????

>>149965351
NPB Results

>>149965292
FAGGets kek!

>>149965369
NPB Standings

>>149965351
no surprises there

Judge snapped his ligaments making a throw last night and needs TJ and is out for 12 months minimum. Time to sell.

>>149965353
>and not once did one ever win the MVP
that just means he's ever better than we thought

>>149965389
KBO Results
NC Dinos are reported to be moving to a new city soon.

>>149965411
A shame. A real downer.

>>149965292
I appreciate ya Jaysfren

>>149965411
It was against the Blue Jays and they’ve been letting him play because they are a retarded and incompetent organization. Everyone needs to be fired and shipped to Cameroon.

>>149965421
MLB American League

>>149965447
MLB National
Have a great day guys.

>>149965411
good. fuck the yankees

>>149965411
Season's over for the Yankees

>>149965411
Can you at least beat the Phillies twice for me before selling the farm??

>>149965484
If I won a bet like this I'd want to fucking kill myself for not putting more money down

>>149965431
Buhner was talking about how he needed tj after a big throw in the kingdome earlier this year. Said it felt like someone was pouring hot water all over his elbow.
https://youtu.be/Jfhx0N21dz0
(It wasn't this throw but you get the idea)

>>149965563
i do hundreds of these a year.

>>149965612
Addict

Should the yanks have waited to buy until after seeing how wrecked judge's elbow was?

>>149965671
>hundreds of ten cent bets
>totaling less than a trip to the grocery store
yeah i think he'll survive somehow

damn today's schedule sucks

>>149965693
But first he was afraid. He was petrified.

How dodgerfags became loli posting pedophiles just for ohtani, you reckon? And how many do you think were already on the sex offenders list before 2024?

>>149965713
>he was afraid. He was petrified.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dYWe1c3OyU

Yanks don't worry, the answer to your troubles lies in Tacoma!

>>149965776
it's true, they optioned miles mastrobouni back to Tacoma recently.

>>149965821
He's coming up once there's space in the bullpen.

It's coming home!

>>149965991
Mama I’m coming home

>>149965745
Nice Cake cover.

>>149966016
rip

>>149965709
Jays@Tigs will be fun

>>149966115
oof now that’s just mean…

I just found out that Ozzy passed away.
R.I.P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnhTPeKijdQ

LETS GO ((((shudder)))) YANKEES!!

>Be Philthies
>RISP

>>149966220

Oh no!

RIP

>>149965532
Should be easy since the Lillies had a blow out win yesterday and usually go into a hitting slump for 3-4 games after.

Stankees

>>149966118
Not for me it's won't :(

Marcus Stroman is not a credit to his race

I like them

>Kepler and Romano still on the team
FFS Dave give it fucking up already. You got rid of Odubel and Familia that one year before the deadline so make the move soon.

>>149966118
10/10 fantastic post

We all accept that Philadelphia should be nuked, but if you were targeting the warhead what neighborhood would you set as ground zero?

I choose Fern Rock cuz wtf kind of name is that?

Mets :)

>>149966426
>I choose Fern Rock
Is it fem tho?

>>149966288
It wasn't news at all in Japan, and I only found out about it just now on /mlb/.

i hate them

>Bad Suarez is back on the mound
Really not doing himself favors when it comes to his eventual pay day this offseason.

Chaz Jizzum

>>149966587
Sosa begs to differ (usually)

>>149966586
Jizz Jenkum

I'M LIKE HEY WHAT'S UP HELLO

>>149966741
Black cum

Ryan McGayman

holy shit i hate the new york yankees

hahahahahaaa volpe you retard

Yeah he's safe. Larper fucked up a easy pick there.

well shit

>>149966855
You’re a gay retarded bitch who lives in Canada (Gay Retarded “Country”)

kek what a stinkee

i want lauren shehadi to let all of her body hair grow out for several months and snuggle with me

>>149966461
Smh hater

gaayron fudge lmao

>>149966915
Not the legs, can’t do hairy legs. Rest is chill tbqh.

That would've been Ball 4 had you not swung Trea you fucking idiot.

>>149966968
i thought so too but i banged a they/them zoomer with hairy legs and i barely even noticed

Every time I watch a stinkees game I have to be reminded that the park’s PA guy plays retarded sounds in between every pitch

>>149967041
kekini

hmmm what should i throw bryce harper...

Marcus Blowsmen

I wonder what Harper thinks of the new rules now

>>149967033
https://youtu.be/_mcKzDwm8_o?si=YRlsU2uD9ZbPMmg-&t=22
Inbred Italian ogres are easily amused

Based Harper and Schwarber teabagging the Jew Yorkers

They got Sam Rockwell in Dreamworks slop now what happened to this country

>>149967068
Reminder that MLB and Byrce Harper colluded to steal a batting title from Dee Strange Gordon.

Bryce Harper raped my dog!!!

>>149967123
Tbf your dog is kind of a slut

>>149967123
not nice to talk about your mom like that

>>149967123
Ho led him on

This Yankees team looks fucking terrible lol

>>149967123
Dekopinsisters…

>>149967123
Just because your dad puts socks on his ears and walks on all fours does NOT make him a dog.

I bet Yankees fans wish they had Soto now LMAO

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

Is this Sosa's last season in Philly? Our reporters are saying he's on the deadline trade market

>>149967269
Back to back to back to back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!

>bases loaded
>1 out
double play incoming

>>149967312
Image for ants

Can't RISP if you walk a man with bases loaded.

Stroman KEK

>>149967236
soto is trash

can the phillies please hit a line drive off stroman's head

>>149967113
Dee Gordon said they popped him for PEDs after telling him to allow Harper to win the triple crown. But there was no way Harper was winning it on the last day like he implied.

>>149967337
Sorry sir

Stroman should have put more effort into practicing than trying to look like the biggest faggot possible.

I wished today would be a Taijuan Walker vs Marcus Stroman vs game since it would be kino for who can outchoke the other.

KEK

>>149967400
Phillies almost got Stroman before the Yankees paid him more.

Collage.

It's the 2023 Yankees all over again

>>149967438
Jazz is a really gay name for a man let alone a black man

>>149967474
it's a nickname, his actual first name is Jasrado.

>>149967510
even gayer

no...NO!!!

>>149967438
delusional

Still a winnable game for the Yankees, had Harper grand salami there then it would've been over.

Busty Phillies girl WOW

>girl
someone hasn't been to philly

>>149967642
Jesus. Wouldn't hate a clear pic of that. Looks like a legit smokeshow.

I don't think McMahon is very good guys

>>149967657
>smokeshow
How old are you?

just turned on the game why is judge benched?

>>149967686
36

>>149967705
Same reason why Castellanos is benched.

>>149967705
Broke his toe making a routine catch at the wall that WFAN will rhapsodize about for years to come

Boys and girls, your 2025 playoff teams

>>149967705
Jerked off too hard and fell in the shower

>>149967792
I’ll allow it

>>149967792
Mets mentioned!

Small ball phillies wtf

>>149967812
he's just like me!

>>149967792
Da mets baby

>>149967792
Mariners?

>>149967847
Should've had Marsh try to hit and worthless Kepler bunt. Anyway wasted double no out inning for the Phills.

>>149967792

don't tease me

not looking good, yankeebros

>>149967967
Phillies bout to go to the pen either this inning or the 6th depending if Suarez doesn't get his shit together with his over 85 plus pitches.

Volpe's a beast! really strutting his stuff before the trade deadline

no...NO!!!

Ok what team should I root for?

I'm considering the Cardinals or the Rockies.

>>149968008
>rips your nutsack off

>>149967983
Gonna laugh hard if the Yankees fail to win against a spent Lillies bullpen going into the 6th.

holy shit this yankees broadcast is peak depression lmao

>>149967792
Metsiners 'eries is assured!

Michael Kay in a few minutes

>>149968008

come along the suicide rollercoaster

Was that a scuffed bunt that worked out for Rojas there?

>do you ever just want to smash something against the wall?
>well... no
>you've never slammed your fist on the desk after finding out one of your stars is injured?
>...

>>149968008
>>149968111
There's still time to join the Mariners nation.

>>149968151
Michael Kay is always manages to be unintentionally funny and entertaining

My world is in shambles after this Judge injury

>>149968008
Consider the ole Blue and Orange

#SaveTheJankees

If Judge just took PEDs like Ohtani did, he wouldn't even get injured

>>149968167
Mariners are my third pick. Sell me on them.

>>149968286
They've never won a pennant, the only team you can't bandwagon.

Get rid of Stroman pls.

>>149968286
they feed their fans bugs and they haven't won the division in 24 years

Do the cubbie bear cap

>>149968342
Yanks are still terrible even with Stroman gone

>>149968352
no...NO!!!

AUSL Championship Game 1 is about to start
https://thetvapp.to/tv/espn-live-stream/

>>149968418
Wait nevermind. It's in weather delay. Holy shit the people running this league are incompetent. So many games have been delayed due to weather. Pick better cities next time.

>>149968418
Post softball butts

Who's ready for a third weeb night?

>>149968379
Officially licensed cap made in the US. Prob older than everyone posting itt.

>>149968442
Jesus Christ you're an idiot

>>149968471
No. They chose to play in the south where the weather is bad this time of year. They could have had this game in California and had it start on time.

>>149968471
My bad

>>149968471
He said he was sorry, lay off will ya?

>>149968471
Sorry, I had no idea

>>149968465
If they have to do anime nights, can they at least choose GOOD anime ?

>>149968471
Give him a chance geez

VOLPE VOLPE VOLPE

>>149968465
finally, they doing somrehing with demon slayer after announcing it before the season started. i haven't watched it, of course, and i just remember the announcement. isn't that anime not popular anymore?

>>149968514
such as?

So why are the yankees so shit?

>>149968471
That's on me dawg, my bad

>>149968465
I'm waiting for Ninja Scroll/Wicked City night.

>>149968524
Girls Bravo, duh

>>149968526
talent over fundamentals

>>149968471
Have mercy

>>149968465
Holy shit that's a cute Nezuko
>>149968514
Yuru Yuri night when

>>149968471
filleted that freak

>>149968471
sorry! I had no idea

McMahon hitting .333 with the Yankees

>>149968526
No Soto.

>Phillies going to the pen
Yankees comeback starts now

Do the cubbie bear cap!

we need the im@s collab

>>149968598
These are not real teams.

>>149968598
This is blue generichive?

lotta red shirts at yankee stadium
>7-1
KWABITY

Bitches love Sosa

A Keplarian blast.

Oh no yankees, how are you gonna prevent 7 runs with Aaron HGH?

>>149968598
>rakuten eagles
>commie colors

Sosa getting in on the action

*without

Cubtropolitan bros… this hat is so clean I might actually buy it thou

>>149968720
das rite

>>149967303
Most likely since he has some value for a trade unlike Bohm and especially Stott.

>>149967303
>>149968805
Shame since rather keep Sosa than rely on Bohm.

OH MY GOD DUDE. IT JUST KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING

NICE DOUBLE PLAY TURN JIZZ

kwab schwarber

JIZZ HAHAHAHAHHA

Stankees getting litten up worse than 9/11

Boone fired before Labor Day

They gonna bring back Willie Randolph

Stop, that fag is going to cry out MUH 27 RINGS again lmao

Stankees kek

>>149968598
Someday my friend

Yankbros are taking this hard, I think we need another three thread long history of the yanks to remember the good times.

Jizz mindfucked himself at the hr derby KEK

And they’re still going to buy at the deadline

>yankees spend all that money to humiliate themselves
What did they mean by this?

27 rings!

>>149968910
They should bring Billy Martin, from the dead that is

Judge is out for the rest of the season

>>149967792
Need an all-flyover NLCS and ALCS

Go Sneks

i fucking hate stinkees

>>149968352
let them tuckers roll

What’s wrong with the Yankees

>>149958037
It's our word.

bro was agasp

>358ft
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

>>149969016
>visual sex
why do they visualize sex when they see a snake?

>>149969121
No postseason for the yanks at this point. grim.

sosa DED

>>149969112
I would let this person ruin my life

what the fuck?

wtf

How many ballparks was that one gone in

I am in the bathroom what happened!?

Got a hot nut loaded for my guy Reckie

>>149969169
Nothing get back in there and start shitting

>>149969074
Long way to go short time to get there

>>149969169
marsh ran like a fucking idiot

dude he's still on the ground what the actual fuck, this might be serious

marsh broke that lil fella's back

>>149969162
2/30

>>149969183
yeah 10-4 good buddy

>>149969180
I am!
>>149969190
>>149969194
>>149969192
Who got hurt? Was it a yankee?

>>149969177
recker vs dumper ouled up who’s winning the twerk off

Why did Marsh murder Sosa :(

>>149969208
Because this game demands a sacrifice from both teams.

>>149969177
Love to po a lil earl on dat Recka zz tho

>>149969207
reckiebros win

>>149969206
>Who got hurt? Was it a yankee?
nah it was some philly pussy

Was it sexual assault?

>>149969260
DAAAARRSH

>>149969260
>A finger up the bum?

Are yankees selling yet? What will it take for judge

>>149969281
he has a no trade clause, he ain't leaving unless they blow it up entirely

>>149969281
Judge will remain captive as the minstrel captain in charge of the rebuild. He will never see the playoffs again, and retire just before their window comes around after the tragic accidental death of Brian Cashman.

>>149969269
That art is making me think things that I shouldn’t

>>149969305
If Judge were smart, he’d wave that clause and get out of there.

>>149969325
Describe these thoughts to us

>>149969350
waive

This is /mlb/

>Sosa injured
>Amaya injured
>Herrera in and out of the IL
>Caballero slumping
>Justin Lawrence in the 60 day IL
at least my Jays have Leo Jiménez ready to play (he sucks)

>>149969208
Marsh knew Sosa was about to be traded off and knew the only way the Phillies keep him his through hurting him.

>>149969382
Disappointed no dangler in the reflecc'y

>>149969410
how kind of him

>>149969352
…… it’s too embarrassing

>>149969350
Judge is a one team lifer, a rarity in today's game.

Lillies bout to blow a 9-3 lead

This Phillies/Yankees ump is fucking dogshit with these calls like holy shit.

>>149969414
monitoring this post

he's available

snkeks

What's Recka zz?
What's stuntin'?

>>149969646
qrd?

>>149969605
pfma

>>149969723
This is what your acronyms feel like reading to me

imo yanks could still win this game if they score six runs

>>149969804
Which could happen if they put in Romano after this guy.

imo yanks would have won that game if they had given up three runs instead of nine

>>149969867
Oh, DARSH threw both his elbows into Sosa's lower back around the kidneys. That probably hurt since he was totally unprepared for it.

lol stankees

redeem the trades sars

>>149969867
why would Marsh do this

it's up!

>>149969867
that was no accident, t'was a HATE CRIME!

>>149969997
go Kersh

>>149969867
>leaving your teammate on the ground writhing in agony, up six runs.
there has to be a tactical purpose for this?

IT'S A FLEXOR STRAIN
THE SEASON IS SAVED

>>149967792
>no stinkees
das it mane

>>149969388
Amaya is coming back soon, he's starting his rehab assignment on Tues. Excited for his return, I think he's just going to be good now I think he really figured something out last season

27

We need nu tho

blow yo shi smoove off twin

>>149970542
>27
Isn't that a bit old to be on this general?

Game is finally on
https://thetvapp.to/tv/espn-live-stream/

It's 2023 all over again

i actually feel bad for the yankees lol

>>149957812 (OP)
03 04 sox yankees is a rivalry that will never be matched again in american sports

Ngl I thought this was gonna be another hangover year for the Rags

Jomboy says Aaron Judge needs TJ

>>149970992
I hope so!

>walked off by Johnathan India
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>149965411
god actually hates the stankees... and thats a good thing!

>>149971121
Stanton in the RF and suddenly the Yankees go from looking like a "may or may not make the wild card" team to a "Comfortably below .500" team

>>149971275
I can live with that.

Mets :)

Jints :(

Ponies :(

Mariners :/

Teamies :[

bonzy buddy

>>149971697
Rumble 'em!

>2 day games on a saturday
how lame

Umpies :D

AA Binghamton

Ponies mentioned

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>>149971872
DId someone say Binghamton Rumble Ponies?

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>>149971899
>DId someone say Binghamton Rumble Ponies?
Indeed.

>>149970992
He’s full of shit. He has a flexor strain

Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with max scherzers eyes

based blue jays lifelong

>>149972020
It's called heterophobia or something

>>149972064
What? He's afraid of straight people?

>>149972064
>It's called heterophobia or something
Het R. O'Phobia or something

>>149972020
one eye sees the past, the other one the future

>>149972104
I dunno man I'm not a fuckin doctor

>>149972172
Ah so they both see Toronto choking in the playoofs then? ;)

>>149972172
Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with max scherzers eyes

>>149972172
Kek. That was a good interview.

>>149972250
everyone grab the newfag, pin him down and shave his balls

>>149972289
is that how it happened to you? that's shameful

>>149972250
He has homophobia or something

>>149972250
Anon's first time seeing a hetero man, sad!

>>149972332
What? He’s afraid of Jays fans?

It's over. Judge with the Timmy Jim surgery. Looks like another sneaky Red Sox World Series. At least 2026 has a monster pitching rotation for us. So guys, how do we feel?

>>149972418
Is Judge really getting Jimmy Johns surgery?

>>149972451
Yes, after Boone plays him early in a desperate attempt to keep the team above .500

Jays?

gays

>>149972451
>Is Judge really getting Jimmy Johns surgery?
I think that's what all the Blue Jays got.

Skubal on the mound

>Blue Jays are either fat or gay according to fans of other teams

in other news 29 other teams are not in first place

Just your average Babe Schneider play

Why is Freddie Freeman worthy of a documentary?

Ez double for Kirkie

Kirky almost took Skubal deep

>>149972582
Five other teams are in first place thou

yankees committed 50% less errors than yesterday

I hope they never send the babe back to buffalo

nu...tho
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>>149972706
babe ruth should be buried in africa with his people

498

499

500

>>149966118
Good pitching matchup too