>shot on film
>animatronic dinos
>comfy atmosphere
>regular adventure flick
>no christ pratt

>>213786763 (OP)
>written by ChatGPT
No thanks I'm good

>>213786763 (OP)
>animatronic dinos

>>213787148
oh nooo not the scary robot text generator
im shaking in my chair rn
sure man, you totally spotted it instantly with your 500 IQ pattern recognition
go ahead, reject the evil AI words and return to your natural diet of Funyuns and lukewarm Monster energy

>>213786763 (OP)
>>animatronic dinos

>>213786763 (OP)
I liked it, but it wasn't great.
>Animatronic dino
I feel like most of them were CGI.

>>213787216
Are you OK?

>>213786763 (OP)
It was merely OK (5/10 at best, not really any worse than the last couple movies) but you could cut that Mexican family sub-plot and characters from the movie and lose nothing.

>>213786763 (OP)
You're retarded.

>>213786763 (OP)
>animatronic dinos
Maybe for some of the close-ups but that shit was 99% CGI
Also this movie sucks and you're a faggot with terrible taste

>>213786763 (OP)
Fuck the JW movies, only 1 and 3 are good.

>>213789233
3 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen

Fuck you for liking it.

They had far less animatronics than the previous 2 movies. They had a very good animatronic baby dino but CGI bro Gareth Edwards had it replaced because he thinks that shit looks better.

The worst or 2nd worst in the series. Really quite pathetically bad. Embarrassing for all concerned.

>>213789233
Agree, although 1 is substantially better than 3.

>>213786763 (OP)
They took way too many ideas from the first one (raptop kitchen scene, traitor jeep getaway scene, final helocpter scene, etc.). I hope this was made by AI because at least they have an excuse on why it's shit.
The whole dna freak show is lame.
They added the spic family angle for no reason, completely useless waste of character time.
Avatar 2 boats. Censored first kill.
Everything is an excuse, there is no plot.
I hate it.

>>213791390
>They added the spic family angle for no reason, completely useless waste of character time.
For some reason, Jurassic Park needs children

>>213789274
>Post written by T.Rex fan

It was shot on film? Damn this changes everything, it definitely wasn’t a piece of shit then, I changed my mind just now

>>213786763 (OP)
Chris Pratt is a better lead than Scarjo
Infact Scarjo should've been the nerdy scientist and her role is given to a real lead

>>213793370
I meant JW 3. I like JP3.

>>213786763 (OP)
How do you forgive the snickers bar scene and all the other dumbshit in the film?

>still looks like shit
>zero animatronic dinos, all cgi
>generic as fuck ocean then jungle then quasi-urban setting, also a fucking random mayan looking temple even though it makes no sense
>faggy "muh environment muh free medicine" plotline
>grammy jojo as the action star lead

i just watched it last night. it was seriously so fucking bad. i could go on and on about every last shitty element but honestly i don't care. this movie fucking sucks and everybody knows it lmao why compound

>>213786763 (OP)
the only bad thing about it was the d-rex magically changing size

My biggest issue wasn't even the atrocious acting or nonsensical story, but shit pacing. The scenes between dinos were way too long and lingered to much like the beginning with scarjo in the car and museum.

>>213786763 (OP)
I liked it. It had a simple premise but the JP franchise needed it after the convoluted bullshit of the Chris Pratt movies. I had no desire to rewatch those ever again. This one I'll keep in my rotation after the original trilogy. I'll probably skip over the Mexican family scenes though.

>>213795316
JP 1 and 3 were both paced similarly. The first dinosaur doesn't appear onscreen in JP1 until 52 minutes in.

I think JW and JWFK are pretty good honestly. Indominus Rex and the Indoraptor capture the horror aspect of these movies that really enraptures me. The cinematography is also peak.

>>213795566
dub dubs wasted

>>213795109
There were Mayan ruins in Jurassic Park Trespasser. So it's (technically) canon.

>>213795316
idk i think the real culprit there is the characters being shit outside of the family. i enjoyed the family scenes.

>>213795109
>also a fucking random mayan looking temple even though it makes no sense
it's a raiders reference put in by the director, in the script it's a cave

>>213795653
One day anon when you finally form an opinion of your own, you'll see the truth.

>>213786763 (OP)
>over an hour until dino shows up
water dino doesn't count

>>213786763 (OP)
Crazy to think it probably could have made 100M more with better casting

D-rex goes from a gigantic 50 meters tall Kaiju in one scene, to just a big T-rex in the next. WHAT.
You can just replace the mutants with actual dinosaurs and it would be better off.

Someone calls the first dino a brachiosaurus on the news and it's obviously an Apatosaurus
Professor states the Titanosaurus is 11 tons, and next you see it's as big as a skyscraper.

The ending is also a mess. The spino pack or T-rex was supposed to save Kincaid and battle the D-rex but they cut it. Then he was supposed to die but they cut that as well. Now D-rex is 2 meters away from him and he magically survives.

Scarlett Johansson is such a horrible actress. Her character is just a hollow shell. You can't name a single characteristic of her, not one.

The music is ASS. Action scene going on and for some reason there's a clarinet blowing 1940's music. The best scenes were those without any music.

Movie feels like it's directed by 3 different people. Before they reach the island, on the island during the day, and the last part during night. 3 completely different vibes.
Movie is just moving from one setpiece to the next.

Fuck ALL these characters. They're either extremely annoying, or just completely forgettable. Can't name half the family members, or even the bad guy.You also don't care about any of them.


It's a B movie with 200 mil budget

>>213786763 (OP)
That's all it needs to be. General audiences enjoy this stuff and it's completely harmless. Contrarians are made because of how much money these movies make but there's obviously a reason for that.

>>213795908
>It's a B movie with 200 mil budget

You make that sound like a bad thing.

>>213795526
>The first dinosaur doesn't appear onscreen in JP1 until 52 minutes in.
The first dinosaur appears onscreen in the first few minutes, and the brachiosaurus is at the 20 min mark. You fucking lying retard

>>213796172
You don't see the raptor, just its shadow or whatever. The Brachiosaurus is around 30 minutes so I was off a bit sure.

>dino bites next to the person but misses 20 times in a row
>someone running from a dino
>keep increasing their distance each new cut like fucking Sir Lancelot from The Holy Grail
it was dogshit.

Fuck you I liked it

>>213796413
I miss when Hollywood used to make their propaganda enjoyable. Now it's just boring/preachy.

>>213786763 (OP)
>shot on film
Filter looks like shit cgi looks like shit
>animatronic dinos
Fucking where?
>comfy atmosphere
Yeah let’s have a comfy atmosphere in a dinosaur infested island moron
>regular adventure flick
The bad guy monster doesn’t die in the end so it’s already fucking up as a regular adventure flick
>no christ pratt
He’s more believable as an operative assasin than all the fucking literal who’s operative assassins in this movie

>>213796313
There are multiple shots of her head and upper body, although obscured in many shots.
The brachio appears exactly at 20:24.
Keep digging that grave

>>213795435
WTF is there even to re watch in this movie? There’s barely any dinosaurs the spinos are in the movie for 1 minute, most of the movie is the characters walking in a straight line looking bored.

>>213796536
Day After is incredibly comfy.

>>213796108
>>213795908
Not worth being called a b movie. B movies have wacky kills and an epic fight in the end. This shit is just boring and they just walk away from the epic evil mutant and the mutant just stares at them and lets them go

>>213786763 (OP)
Is this getting a sequel, or a trilogy like the others? I hope so

>>213793370
>>Post written by T.Rex fan
Who doesnt like the T-Rex? What are you, a faggot?

>>213788374
Movie would lose too many DEI points if they did that and wouldn't be approved

>>213786763 (OP)
Every brown person I know likes this movie.