Thread 212529593

/ita/ - il filo edition

>>212529593 (OP)
ew wtf

>>212529593 (OP)
Unbelievably grim edition

disgusting slag image

For me, it's Hull

i cant believe bob vylan is gonna shove an entire football up his arse live on stream tonight

Christianity destroyed the ancient world.

Christianity was the Bolshevism of antiquity.

>>212529636
based based based based baed

a non nsfw new which won't be deleted
>>212529631
>>212529631
>>212529631

>>212529672
This is the shagger’s general

michael fat bender

What if you need a wank while you're at Hogwarts? Where do you go? Is there a magic spell to make you spunk instantly?

>>212529672
Oh grow up you speccy little virgin

>>212529684
female nipples aren't allowed on blue boards sorry kid

>>212529684
yeah on an incel board

>>212529593 (OP)
corrrr corrrrrr

>>212529695
the irony

>>212529704
Show me where there is even 1 (one) nipple in the OP image

>>212529689
put on invisibility cloak and wnak

>>212529689
Magic wank spell.

>>212529689
Dumbledore placed a collection spell over the entire castle

>>212529742
there are four visible nipples
sheer fabric which shows skin details through is considered functionally the same as nudity

horse

marks just gone and pissed in barbaras desk aha what a nutter

>>212529776
Mins showing a screenshot and highlighting them?

>>212529643
can't tell if this is you trying to say the video is gross but funny you use a vomiting girl to react to a video that contains a vomiting girl. So now I can wank to the video and your reaction to it

Waaa waaaa use my virgin lizard thread! You can see boobs in this OP! Waaaa I’m a speccy fat yank!

>>212529776
you can barely see 2

Doing training for my new jonb

>>212529776
Youtube allows it.

>>212529799
no, I don't post nsfw on blue boards like you disgusting freak perverts do
in fact I don't post it anywhere

الرحمه.

>there are four visible nipples
>sheer fabric which shows skin details through is considered functionally the same as nudity

>>212529816
I may be a virgin and it may be a virgin lizard thread but it won't get deleted. That's what counts.
I'm fat also. 312lbs. Doesn't matter.

>>212529855
Apply.

I'm a "shagger" because I sit on 4chan everyday posting pictures of boobies and playing with my peepee!

On the Max Richter again

https://youtu.be/cuRYiPP_Zl0

>>212529826
don't know any gays me

Mental Spain was nearly a Muslim country if it wasn’t for the northern Ibero-Roman Christians pushing back from the north for centuries
The first battle of the Reconqusita was literally 300 men in a valley in Asturias

>>212529877
You’ll fit right in

he's actually having a melty because we won't post on his virge lizard thread

>>212529865
you will never be me
cry about it

Pending for a Big Bum Shag I be am.

>>212529877
based

jarvis, zoom and enhance

>>212529889
Umm I’m right here mate

>>212529906
no, I'm sad because you nasty shits drive away the decent posters who are actually amusing and interesting
you just turn the thread into a place to roll around in your own shit

Stop your teeyh on my tooth rebel really...

>>212529843
:)

you’re frying potato chunks in the pan
what seasonings do you use?

(this will test if you are based or cringe)

>>212529937
Ah I see now, you are correct there is at least one visible nipple, although obfuscated in that image. My mistake it was easy to miss. Thanks for letting me know I shan't be reporting this because you are so helpful.

Penging to my Own Wonk

>there's a statue of Joan of Arc in Winchester Cathedral
grim

You lads are going to have to refresh my memory. When did /brit/ become /brit/, + America, Mexico, Egypt and Ukraine?

>>212529965
Why would I be frying potato chunks in a pan? Sounds like something a foreigner would do.
In the oven covered in goose fat and thyme.

>>212529965
the seasons passed during life and growth of the humble spud upon my plate

Sure..

>>212529957
pray tell where are the "decent posters" being driven away?
the yanks?
good!

>>212530014
you've not once prepared a meal in your life you filth liar

Might do a Peng One later, if you cut the drift of my Wonk.

>>212530003
we're an inclusive thread, anyone is allowed to post here

got an untimely craving for some soft boiled eggs

>>212530048
Oh shut up and go cry in your virgin lizard thread you freak

>>212530003
cause it's fastest general on the board innit

>>212530014
cutting them up and frying them in the pan if i’m having a steak

>>212530046
no, I come here to communicate with british people
but when the sickos like you congregate, yes, it drives the good posters away

>>212530046
done that continent

love that feeling of getting milk or coffee in my tache and then realising it's set and then rinsing my face with water and then half an hour after realising there's still water in my beard but it's gone warm from my lovely body heat

Perfect.

Sir Oswald Mosley

>>212530097
Hate how the smell of milk lasts there

>>212530073
no it's because you're on a vpn because you posted ponies or naked people

>>212530040
Based and potato-pilled

>>212530003
/brit/ means thread for the discussion of british culture, not thread for british people
you braindead moron

'Avin a melty peng with the gf Wonk

>>212530131
Safe

>>212530112
you can't post on 4chan under vpn

hate winter mornings, just woke up at 7 and spent half an hour shivering my nuts off

>>212530090
Here's a tip, British people don't want to communicate with you.

>>212529685
this looks like a still from a terrence Malick film

and the very latest pokemon GO updates?

>>212530131
Que? No hablo Mexicano.

How I met the gf

>>212530140
prove you're in ukraine
you can't can you
and the yank complaining about tits. he's not a yank either

>>212530158
pokemon GO on a date with me? x :3

>>212530143
>shivering
giwtwm

>>212530143
half 10 up here in scotland and still light
sun went down half an hour ago. twilight lasts for hours
not a cloud in the sky
a comfy 10-15 degrees outside

in retrospect you get tropical paradise summers

>>212529752
if JK Rowling were a man she would have written a chapter when Harry uses the cloak to sneak into the girls dorms

>>212530154
boo hoo hoo
you sound like the saddest faggot here :(

>>212530178
>she exhaled with masculine pleasure

Little yank fella crying because he saw the outline of a nipple. (TV has taught him that nudity is bad but violence is okay)

>>212530178
UM UM UM

>>212530178
Is this Finnster

that's a fella putting a dildo in his bum

please british people talk to my 312lb ass in my virgin lizard thread im begging you

>>212530182
30+ degree days are NOT comfy unless you're staying inside in air conditioned environments

>>212530178
pure satire

as i always said, prof oak is shaggng the mum

>>212530185
There is a part where Harry and Ron try and get to the girl's dorm but the stairs turn into a slide and they can't get in. Doesn't work the other way mind you.

>>212530186
waah waah nobody wants to post in my lizard thread youre driving away us quality posters we just want to discuss your culture

right this joke's gone too far

>>212530212
go to a fucking pink board you utter retard

>>212529865
impressive size

what's your typical mcdonalds order?

>>212530178
why does he need real dick so bad? what does that mean?

>>212530241
Is that your impression of a Swedish fella trying to soft boil an egg?

>>212530159
I will watch the footie on the telly with my mate, that dirty bastard geezer Archie, while having a pint.
Afterwards i will go back home and shag my bird, and then i will put the rubbish in the bin for the rubbish lorry to pick up. Do you know what i mean?
I speak le funny british english. Do you know what i mean?

Get the pure satire posted

>>212530182
No such thing as a tropical paradise especially not in the summer. Spent an evening in Scotland at the start of the big heatwave and even though it was just 28 it was fucking dire.

>>212530185
yes. an adult male author writing that of teenage girls
would surely go down well

>>212530236
I dindt know that because i'm not a bookfag you see

>>212530223
air con ruins hot weathered places because you feel sick everytime you venture out into the real world for an extended period of time
id rather learn to melt in that heat and adapt like the homeless here do

Grenade ?

>>212530275
Diogo?

here you go I found it for you!
>>>/s/
ok have fun now
bye bye

>>212530290
very humid when it gets warm here though
a lot of moisture in the air

>>212530292
George RR Martin made a career out of writing underage incest

>>212530231
you seem to love bringing it up

knackered me

here you go i found it for you!
>>/cum/
ok have fun now
bye bye

>>212530178
need to pummel her prostate pronto

>>212530238
you need summer school badly

Speccy lizard virgin meltdown

>>212530319
Bloody grim. Came back home to 31 and it was shit but tolerable enough to at least sleep at night.

Look Baba I want to Live without dopamine.

Plenty of things I'd scran in Harry Potter

>>212530369
Mercy

>>212530335
you're the one who doesn't belong here
go to /b/ or some shit newfaggot retard

>>212530372
Um

I have 1 good productive week where I think I’m back on track then the next week it all goes down the drain back to square 1

it's over

>>212530372
Besides Hermoine’s fanny?

>>212530376
I am.

tour de france is making me depressed looking at how nice their country and towns are compared to this shithole

>>212530385
same
i always return to my lowest form at every opportunity

>>212530397
Your names Raheem?

>>212530303
i don't have AC in my smelly bedroom where i spend all my time and it's still unbearable

>>212530402
Sir Wizard no fap.

>>212530396
Rather not say x

>>212530385
It's only Monday mate x

>>212530402
spruce em up for the telly dont they

>>212530419
get a fan init

do people really believe this?

>>212530419
how's that possible

>>212530416
You you you.

>>212530443
got a ceiling fan aye, but that only makes so much difference x
>>212530448
idk you tell me einsteinberg

She gets fit in the second one.

>>212530465
nah
as in you've got no fans mate

they call him the desert grassland whiptail aka the virgin lizard

bet the skinny yardie goons are violently slamming dey s curved slippydem down -3 luh bback yeah xx

>>212530483
Thanks.

>>212530445
the chimplike little ginger hobbit vs the noble proud celtogermanic

>>212530445
Yes it's simply true

>>212530487
i just said i have a fan you nincompoop

Sometimes get an overwhelming urge to beat or rape a woman I talk to who I find attractive but I know I’m too kind hearted and couldn’t bring myself to do it

Aussies must find ceiling fans a nightmare, having to step over the spinning blades all the time.
Get it? Because they’re upside down? They’re upside down so the ceiling is the floor. Because they’re in Australia and that’s the other side of the world. So they’re upside down.

foing a read

they can't police my mind

>>212530517
ceiling at this

Start...

>>212530528
ceiling at this

what if heathermong and belgium are both young zoomers who treat the internet like a playground and they're just mirroring the irony they've been exposed to

>>212530521
:|

>>212530515
Think you need taking out back and shot to be honest mate

michael c hall (the guy who played dexter morgan) and jennifer carpenter (the lass who played dexter's sister debra) were briefly married in real life from 2008 to 2011, 2 years before the series ended, must've been awkward working together for those 2 years

>>212530554
I’ve gone feral

tried not to wank for 4 days
today i gave in and wanked 3 times
feel like shit

>>212530515
This is normal

>>212530567
Apply.

>>212530557
He had cancer for some of the seasons and wore a wig too

>>212530445
irish definitely have a look to them

he killed billions

>>212530517
It's called an intrusive thought and it's normal as long as you don't act on it. I sometimes think about using the spare key to my lesbian sister's when she's on holiday to go look through her drawers for dildos, naked pictures of her and her girlfriend, and to look at their pants.
But of course, I'd never actually do it. I'm healthy.

>>212530587
yeah that explained why his hair looked so weird in some of the later seasons

>>212530515
BBC screenshotting this post for their 4chan hitpiece

>>212530608
To think???

NEW
>>https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneral
>>https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneral
>>https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneral

scream team 6

imagine having a sentient disembodied BBC with a woman's soul trapped within it

Going into the garden to jump on all the snails that have come out

Then stop ???

Mad how Leo Frank was 100% guilty.

J-words are an absolutely diabolical group.

>>212530650
kiwifarms niggers spending 1k plus hours a year studying obscure losers on the internet rather than making friends or strengthening their financial sitiations.

Thanks.

>>212530704
hey hey no need for that language

>>212530708
>Tsimanouskaya
Good Polish name that. Doesn't sound like semen at all, either.

Cells in your body typically have a mechanism encoded to make them commit suicide when they become damaged and are no good.

Very peculiar and unsettling concept.

The curse of the manlet is that the we are weak and small, but the more we exercise and the more muscular we become, the more comical we look until, at the same level of musculature that would be attractive and admirable on a normal sized man, we look like absurd cartoons. And all of that just to be dealt with easily by a normal sized man with half the muscle.

>>212530704
lool they really are like that

>>212530454
You make my dreams come true

>>212530726
she escaped the belarusian team during the tokyo olympics

Gosh I'm in the Mood for A Wonking Peng as it were lads yh?

put my tube of pringles in the fridge by accident and now my pringles are cold

quite frankly absurd that the /mlp/ "Flutterrape" general is older than /brit/ and still active

bro's falling in love with a bot and he don't even know it

>>212530740
True true.

Remember Covid?

>>212530741
If I caught her at the border freezing in the woods at 23 degrees I would rescue her.

>>212529689
Spunkosio instantosa

>>212530402
You been following it lad? Jappe got smacked up bad. Fucking Italians. Lost one of the bets on that. Still broke even, small profit today.
MVDP should win tomorrow odds are shit though.

skurr

>>212530733
Shut up you little twat

>>212530758
Apply.

i remember thinking that covid would end the world it was pretty scary

>>212530758
never happened

violence taking place rn xx

>>212530733
You lot always act the toughest though. It's very awkward.

>>212530786
Either it's hitting close to home because you're a manlet too or you're not a manlet so you literally don't have to care about anything I say because I may as well not exist in reality.

>>212530733
had to bend over and squint my eyes to read this

>>212530797
It was real. All of it.

>>212530789
remember those early reports of people spontaneously hemorrhaging and dying in the streets of China
mental that

>>212530798
sup crodie x

Fuck me he's demoralised lately isn't he

>>212530799
I don't, but the ones who try to live in denial and fight against what they are do, I know who you mean, and it's all part of how ridiculous they look with their popeye arms and all too many tattoos. All just to get pushed over by a normal sized man who's had enough of him.

>>212530567
me third from left

Rorke is heathernonce

poo

>>212530789
you are dumber than shit if you believed that

>>212530781
i just watch it with my dad, he's really into all of the cycling races across europe. goes on about how he wants tadej pogačar to win because he's a good sport with a good attitude and how he doesn't like the snidey dutch guy

Apply it.

every couple looks like this

how can I turn 5k into 15k I don’t mind a little risk
I’m thinking sports betting

I am Rorke!

bum reeks

hate toothbrushtoil *sighs* here we go then

>>212530853
media and leftypol hysteria definitely didnt help

>>212530868
That's a quick way to turn 5k into nothing

>>212530868
chelsea to win the club world cup

>>212530866
Rorke looking at this image and trying to decide if they're looksmatched*

*incel term

>>212530827
always imagine this being said in a high pitched whiny effeminate little voice

>>212530730
im pretty sure israel is researching how to activate this mechanism remotely

Aha crodums ent it time for Wendy pong? Pengers and the gyattidem a grengling?

>>212530888
Not if he wins

>>212530868
stock market innit

Feels bad saying this to a nurse saving lives in our NHS

>>212530880
Apply..

>>212530866
why would she go for that bad haircut having fat cunt

>>212530732
how can someone prove that they're secret police?

>>212530910
Well, she could always just not follow a nonce

>>212530881
Chatgpt said I don't need to bother with all that.

Yhe Binble

>>212530910
Who the fuck's telling her that? The original pakis? The 70 year old Jamaicans?

Horrible terrible

I’ve reached the age where you start randomly coughing and gagging in the morning when you brush your teeth

>>212530927
Marrying young was common then

Apply..

>>212530937
>long-term cuddling

>>212530953
and what age is that

>>212530969
alri jobcentreburg

balancing the books (on my head)

a good chocolate covered almond should not contain more chocolate than almond

>>212530985
Ok.

hate fast/aggressive ASMR

Terrible horrible

>>212530968
Not 6 years old mate

>>212530910
always making it about themselves on the leadup to 7/7 instead of the people who died
think its funny how whenever a white person does something bad all the bames go on about how white people need to change their attitudes while silence when you ask a muslim to talk with their community about not bombinh and raping young white girls

>>212530937
>>212530975

I just touched my wenky pong.

>>212530953
don't brush then

>>212530982
32 apparently

>>212530998
Nobody can compete with Gentlewhispering. Always does it right.
Miss the Cutebunny992 days though.

luo dong latina park girl part 4

>>212530953
Stop deepthroating your toothbrush.

uneighted kingdom UwU

animals have specific mating rituals including humans but quite a few humans have lost their instinct for it which is strange

>>212530292
stephen king is considered one of the greats and he wrote a scene where a bunch of wee lads run a train on an underaged girl to take all their virginities at once

Had 400mg tapentadol. The withdrawals starts tomorrow. Got until Sunday after to get through the detox before i'm next toiling.

those chickpea crisp things are peng tbqh

>>212531021
>>212530937

Joe Rogan Experience #2346 - Rorke

Thinking about that time I tunnelled under parliament with barrels of gunpowder but got caught

>>212531069
katy's fave drug when 3pm takes too long

aff tae bed

>>212531086
sc

>>212531086
Starts off with rorke sniggering to himself as he explains to Joe why he's upset he wasn't episode 1488

>>212531101
good stay there and don't come back

>>212531110
You can stop posting this now mate x

>>212531099
I don't know what that means.

>>212531120
see you tomorrow xx

>>212531025
>studied early childhood studies
thats not a proper degree mate, she just searched some wikipedia articels

>>212531101
good night x

>>212531129
now this is more up my street

>>212531110
leave it on 'eddit

>>212531129
Delicious hog

going to kill myself tonight

>>212531081
>subtela and well-developed sense of humour
he could be pulling the ultimate prank tbf

>>212531174
seems like a bad idea lad

>>212531174
Illegal

>>212531172
>2 million swipes
no way

>>212531134
Just creating 'micks, don't care about the details

>>212529631
>>212529631
>>212529631

>>212531207
Nobody is using your gay lizard thread mate

>>212531174
fancy killing me first?

>>212531194
He was a chubby soyboy stereotype who was holding a fish in every single one of his photos, except for one, except even in that one he was holding a fish but he'd simply cropped it out. He said his perfect date was hiking in a desert looking for snakes to add to his collection of 33 snakes. And then topped it all off with "IF YOU DONT LIKE FISHING THEN SWIPE LEFT" and thus, the most unliked man on Tinder.

Get a real one made. Now rorke!

Real new
>>212531307
>>212531307
>>212531307

caterwauling

>>212531351
>>212531351
>>212531351
the non-yank, non-gay lizard, shaggers new, as it were

Right...

>>212530857
Your dad is a fag

I am Russian.

>>212530868
If you know about a sport it should be easy. I'm more than 3x my investment already. I make about 10% per session. Sometimes a few hundred %.

Learn a sport, endlessly browse sp and ask a lot of questions. There a /bet/ thread there, some good insider information gets posted but ignore the yanks.