sir cole palmer edition

nth for the gyaldem

>>212823353 (OP)
Terrific player, the best! Nothing like Baldy Pep and his gaggle of frauds

mental that jinshi is such a homo

male loneliness epidemic vs 10 pints with the geezer down the pub

cob is gemmy uh
gemmy with the tranny uh

>>212823309
grim why would someone want to watch these ogres defile a pretty girl

>>212823450
humiliation fetish innit

Face verification thing is up on grindr. It's actually so over. Thanks Blair.

>>212823450
me

one of the pengest arses on the night out

Sir Keir OUT
biomass OUT
gyaldem OUT

Made the mistake of watching a critique of this cunt on YouTube and now every other video is some random YouTuber I've never heard of saying how much of a cunt he is.

>>212823480
grim

>>212823480
pissed off white girl at 0:10 is me

>>212823479
i read it as who. watching too much porn is really bad for your eyesight huh

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darien_scheme
embarrassed for the scots

might become a nonce hunter and accept bribes from any nonce i confront who offers me one

off to taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu you lads want owt?

>>212823492
and you made the mistake of posting that boring anecdote here. no one cares

>>212823450
what? you can't self-insert?

>>212823428
never watch her anime

>>212823534
cornetto

>>212823534
never heard of taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu what they got?

>>212823515
>m
embarrassed for you

how do you meet girls for a quick shag without having to do the whole dating app thing?

Dadberg getting fired right now lads. Drove him to the head office. I had wanted for him to leave for a while as he'd be happier elsewhere. Should get paid up. He'll be able to pursue other work that's more flexible and pays more.

It's a good thing. Better than him having to quit too.

>>212823534
ger us a koolibura for me billabong

>>212823557
grim

>>212823568
done that phoneposting runt

>>212823534
https://voca.ro/14OZp1WIUhEs

Without even looking

>>212823492
reddit hates him but I don't care to find out why

>>212823519
>accept bribe
>still out them

rorke forces recapturing occupied territory

>>212823579
in the wet dreams

>>212823614
i may be corrupt but my word is my bond

the pacific has a TERF Island too

>>212823634
feel sorry for her son, must've been life-ruiningly traumatic to see that

>>212823579
just go up to a girl on a night out lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

>>212823579
be handsome, confident, well off, have your own place and most importantly a large social circle

might start stealing catalytic converters

t minus 15 minutes

>>212823676
does this still work if i'm ugly?

>>212823676
>with a neg and then look for IOI
you lost me

>>212823676
and this has worked for you has it?
surely there are women who are just out looking for a quick shag as well, and there's no need to manipulate them using autistic PUA tactics?

>>212823634
Stupid bitch

need me a posh british side kick who says 'rather' whenever I clap back at a nigga

>>212823707
post hand

>>212823676
she won't say no because of the implication

Been looking at my shoes. They’re not foot shaped at all.
Nobody has feet that turn into a point in the middle. Nobody’s toes are a straight parallel line from the bottom of their big toe to their little toe.
Ridiculous really. Have to buy some of those nonce toe hole shoes just to be comfy or go barefoot like a third worlder.

Grim grim grim

>>212823727
the women who actually want a quick shag just go on an app. my friend is a confident chad and just straight up propositions girls on tinder and will shag them that night. you're not going to start chatting to a girl at a book shop and go straight back to her place

>>212823676
ahaha, Bro still believes the Pick Up Artists scammers bullshit

>Emma Watson has been banned from driving for six months after she was caught speeding in her £30,000 Audi
Why can't she stop being a nuisance to everyone

Hello /brit/.

Today I want to talk about my culture - British culture - and why it's important to me.

In Britain, we have lots of traditions including drinking tea, our love for talking about the weather and we have the Royal Family.

We have amazing history, like Kings and Queens, castles, and writers like Shakespeare.

It's also modern, diverse and always changing - with music, fashion and food from all around the world blending into daily life. And let's not forget fish and chips!

It's also the way we speak, our humour, our values of fairness and politeness, and the mix of old traditions and new ideas.

But sometimes at /brit/, we only hear about other cultures - which is great because learning about different countries is interesting and important. But it can feel like being British doesn't count as a culture, just because it's the majority.

I think culture should be for everyone - not just for people from other countries or backgrounds. Being British is still a culture, and it matters too. It's part of who I am.

So let's celebrate all cultures - whether they come from far away or right here at home.

Thank you!

>>212823796
All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old
But there's no England now
(There's no England now)
All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore

>>212823776
World civilisation collapses without us. Not to worry. Even if only 100,000 pure whites were alive at the end of the century, we would still defeat the biomass again.

India, Africa, large parts of Asia, still starve without us propping up global civilisation

1945 was the year when Aryan values were completely inverted for Jewish values.

>>212823796
She's so fit

>>212823371
he'd get knocked out at my school with a belly like that

>>212823785
>at a book shop
of course not, i'd be hitting up clubs and other places drunk normies congregate

Donald Trump gave a rambling speech in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, where he falsely claimed that his late uncle, Dr. John Trump, had taught Unabomber Theodore Kaczynski at MIT — even though Kaczynski never attended the school.

>>212823796
>>212823802
>>212823805
>>212823807
didn't read

>The UK inflation rate has unexpectedly jumped to 3.6%.

You know what else is inflating?
My impatience with this Prime Minister!

>>212823802
Kinks are based and trad pilled

gf woke me up at 1am because she wanted sex
then again at 4am for the same reason

barely got any sleep, did two triple espressos since morning so far just to stay awake at officetoil, can feel my heart pounding and my lower back hurts

she is killing me

spending more on getting enough protein-rich scran to maximise muscle growth than i was spending on booze when i was a degenerate alky

Seeing Angela Rayner makes me want to watch a Lauren Phillips kino

>>212823850
(feet and cuckoldy specifically)

>>212823856
why is she such an inconsiderate harlot?
had you demanded the same would she have given it to you?

>>212823875
ummy

>>212823840
>unexpectedly
What do the bank of England do?

>>212823834
When is he releasing the epstein files though?

>>212823834
If only they'd replaced the ampersand with an n. Pennsylvania Energy n Innovation Summit, then the acronym would have spelt out PENIS

need a petite 18-19yo gf with a big smile and accommodating fanny

>>212823802
for me, it's i'm not like everybody else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFkYoT5Gezo

>>212823774
Westeners hate nature and everything natural

Having a little think about the old days. Is that alright with you yeah?

I've heard rumours of Gorilla Grip Fannies.
Do they actually exist where you can't even pull it out once it's inside?
Where do I find girls with ones like this?

>>212823904
she's only 18-19 years old you SICK FUCK

>>212823914
illegal in starmers youkay

>>212823879
dunno she always wants it first. I love her but being an agreeable low libido man with an inconsiderate high libido gf is pain

call me a low test pussy idc

Need a gay porn gf

>>212823936
nowt wrong with it, legally i could shag as young as 16 but that's just a bit too immature for my liking

Why don’t Russian fellas look Chinese? Almost all of Russia is in Asia. Mongolian fellas look a little Chinese. But Russians look white.
Odd phenomenon.

>>212823856
>>212823948
Timmy in abject fear for his life.

>>212823948
nah lad I sympathise
at 14 that would have been my dream girl
now I need like 8 hours between cooms

>apply for a job
>more than meet the criteria
>generic rejection email two hours later

based

watched the companion (2025) today, how long until we really have robot gfs who look like sophie thatcher?

>>212823978
>naked and belligerent
ktim

>>212823834
dementia

>>212823948
buy yourself some fresh young coconut juice and tongkat ali and go destroy that ting young man

>>212823534
More of a Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch man myself

New political party. Call it the "if you dont support us youre a nonce party" and give everyone who doesnt support the funny look and say "hide your kids"

>>212824014
women are lying scum, kill em all

>>212824014
never. foids and labour will never allow it

>>212823776
Get a job Rorke

trying chinese cuisine for lunch

may I sit down?

reddit porn asking for me id now
logging out and using old.reddit trick works
i'm basically a hacker

>>212824068
Blud turned himself into an anime character

>>212824120
disgusting

oh my DAYS
the entire world is just migrant ping pong right now

>>212824120
no clearly I'm sitting here

>>212824156
We'll take em

>>212824056
women keep trying to say men are obsolete but they can't take a taste of their own medicine can they?

>>212823948
Is she fit?

>>212823617
Arrestable offense

someone is going mental outside. screaming and making noises like a rabid dog

>>212823789
I'm pretty sure he's joking

what if link was a girl

Is Sir Quentin Scobie in?

What'd you think about Sam Hyde's chimp out?

>>212824225
well id fuck

if legend of zelda just the mario story

2x spicy buldak noodles for lunch. Wouldn’t want to be my arsehole later on

>>212824171
Keir sit down ffs

>>212824225
Futa on female by the big brown red haired lady

Intimate femdom make out sessions with Zelda at 30+ mins a session up to 4 times a day

I hate white van cunts.

>>212824243
disturbing

scream

>>212824315
Chenobyl paper round

doing an... imagination wank...

>>212824156
Leftypol still thinking they benefit the country even after their homeland refuses them back

Guts are back in a bad state
Shall have to wait until I get home from toil before I can coax a poo out

gayboy sharty

>>212824243
what did he do

>>212824351
For me it's the lass I'm sitting next to in the common room pulling her skirt up slowly in my view but me being an no confidence runt to knowing how to respond despite fancying her

>>212824342
the day /brit/ went mainstream

might learn german so i can listen to hitler speeches during my workouts

>>212824344
What?

>>212823805
Very good post.

>>212824342
Katies' matriarchy

Rice and bread for tea I think

Need to find a way to not get so angry all the time when driving

>>212824341
qrd???

>>212823791
lol what a cunt

>>212823805
>>212824429
China is a pretty advanced country, I don't think they need white people to prop up their civilisation

>>212824449
Lop your bollocks off

>>212824439
she is showering in the gherkin

>>212824421
i want to learn german so i can move to germany and enjoy ordnung

>>212824449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuKnR8RvxHY
this but unironically

luv the CCP me

east asians are probably the most intelligent race but europeans produce more great people per capita

>>212824484
Keyboard sticking again is it lad?

spent my entire life lying to people

>>212824421
VOR UNS LIEGT DEUTSCHLAND
IN UNS MARSCHIERT DEUTSCHLAND
UND HINTER UNS KOMMT DEUTSCHLAND!

>>212824463
another one of sam's ripping "jokes". guy lightly compared sam to a gorilla so sam went around the guy's studio tearing shit up and put him in a headlock, all the while saying "me gorilla me strong"

I used to think im completely straight and im sure many of you here still do but recently I've kinda started to be genuinely attracted to black men, not just sex and bbc, I started fantasizing about kissing them(which i always thought as gross before) getting hugged and cuddly with a black man, i started seeing black men irl and thinking about getting to touch their skin.... Meanwhile white men do absolutely nothing for me at all.. Its soo weird... It's definitely not the same type of attraction as i have for girls but i think I've genuinely became bi due to bnwo influence... Anyone else going through this?

>>212824463
sammy watched too much training day
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU?t=1701

>>212824507
...bruh

>>212824449
I just always assume the worst will happen and then I'm ready for it.

my driving instructor said I was "a very careful driver" (i.e she knew I was a virgin gimp, which I am)

>>212824500
kahtimerssss. it's like my hobby, my passion if you will

no idea how polyglots exist when it's hard enough to learn a second language even if you start from an early age, unless you're surrounded by other people speaking it
them polyglot fellas must have a magic combination of having enough money to travel, and a particular strain of autism

>>212824471
The Chinese would retreat into their inherent conservatism without Aryan technology and influence.

The Great Wall is an example of the inherent Chinese resistance to the external unknown.

>>212824426
Esl paki

>>212824479
Poor lass needs a draining

>>212824514
i act like this

>>212824567
stupid bitch

>>212824524
I’m talking about when you get onto a nice 60 road and there is some old cunt in front doing 33

don't understand how i get so hot and sweaty when i'm driving at night around doing 'za deliveries, even with the AC on full blast and it also being winter in australia
reckon it might be the steroids

>>212824494
East asians are "intelligent" because they spend 16 hours a day 7 days a week glued to whatever they're doing, whether that's studying or playing some e-sports shite. It's cultural. Western countries are doss abouts in comparison.

>>212824500
>>212824525

Recently have got myself into a bit of a predicament at toil where I've been talking to one lad more and more frequently and in the course of these conversations have been forced to lie more and more to pretend that I have a normal life outside work, pretending that I shag and that I go on nights out and stuff.

I need to nip this in the bud now before the mental toll of keeping the house of cards aloft kills me. I've been mentally preparing myself so that the next time he asks me a question that would require me to lie I'm just going to say "nah I like to keep my work life and my private life separate", despite this being a fucking weird, alienating thing to say.

Actually fuck you janny for banning me just for saying the word "rarity"
Took me ages to get my IP reset
It's a normal, basic English word, what's the fucking problem
Pillock

>>212824592
Perhaps it's condensate from your steaming hot pizzas against your cold skin

>>212824592
does the car smell of pizza?

do you not get cravings for pizza?

>>212824614
Feel like there's more to this story you're not telling us

>>212824500
don't believe you

>>212824534
White people aren't that special lad

>>212824592
why are you doing migrant jobs

>>212824612
they did well due to their genetics, culture, and environment
they just don't have the physiological character that led europeans to propel themselves forward
east asia fossilised in comparison

oh I'm sorry I thought I entered /brit/ not /extremely boring blogpost general/ my mistake

Hearing rumours of pixies living in this gap in the trees

was gonna go to B&Q today but upon reflection I'm not going to bother and instead I'm going to go for a long walk to show off my new haircut and see if women in cars or on the street look at me

B&Q is full of tradies so my haircut would be wasted there, I can go there another day. I need to make the most of today's fresh haircut.

>woman calls herself a femcel

>>212824692
Why not show off your haircut to brit
All the women in here will love it

pushed my poo a bit too hard and heard a loud pop sound in my lower back

the scrandy zaltzman

hate it when anons post photos on 4chan. I don't come here to see people. I wish 4chan banned photos and videos, it would be much more comfy.

>>212824741
you broke your poo hymen

>>212824645
yeah having like 8 pizzas in the car can actually stink up the place something fierce, especially if someone's ordered a 'za with anchovies
>>212824660
just a stepping stone to greatness

>>212824756
tf is your problem

>>212824776
cold pizza man
i'd give you a tip

>>212824782
find find it irritating and lazy. Think of something to say if you want engagement.

>>212824739
the last verifiable instance of a woman posting here was like 8 years ago

>>212823579
usually at raves
at some point a girl will pick you and come talk or just start grinding on you and if you're not a sperg and can handle a basic conversation you can invite her to the flat and have mid post rave sweaty sex and have trouble spaffing because of the past intake of stimulants

footage of crodie picking up katie a mere seconds after meeting her

Lovely and quiet out
Seen a couple of dog walkers and a couple of fellow toilsters on their lunch but otherwise it's just me and the birds and the squirrels

>>212824753
why did you take your cooker apart

>>212824410
got lightly bantered by a boomer and had a huge stinky toddler meltdown on camera

>>212824811

>>212824776
>just a stepping stone to greatness
that's the coldest thing I've ever heard

>>212824818
what if i live nowhere near the venue? do i just hope she has somewhere we can shag?

>>212824824
grim

>>212824836
How life ought to be

>>212824791
>>212824846
>cold
what on EARTH do you mean?

i am so ready for the end of my life it can't come fast enough

>>212824872
Can i have your stuff?

>>212824867
ts was so cold man insane aura

>>212824847
yeah you can go to her place if you're out in the sticks but there's a probability that she'll be more reluctant so it's better to have your own flat for a 100% success rate
but going to her place can be good too if you're planning on ransacking her flat for drugs/pills/cash while she's asleep and leaving her without even giving out a phone number

>>212824886
is this some british negro slang i'm unfamiliar with or a schizo outburst?

>>212824872
whens it coming?

>>212824872
little baby cant take the soul crushing weight of this shit world? Suck it up cunt, it sucks for everyone. We all suffering and that is why we should value community

>>212824902
Yes

delivering pizzas seems like a chill job. Everyone is always happy to see the pizza man arrive

be better if they gave you a car though, don't like the idea of putting miles on my own car to deliver pizzas or having to get special insurance

so are guys going back to dirty mags now that you have post your face every time you want to have a wank?
or any boomer here remember what is torrenting ?

>>212824914
Next Friday when 4chan is shutdown and no one can be forced to see his dogshit zingers anymore

>>212824932
Unsociable hours though init

>>212824893
actually did sneak out of someone's flat the next morning when she was in the shower but it never occurred to me to look for loot, maybe i'll try that next time, cheers for the advice mr french man

Phew
Suddenly got very hot and sweaty - gross!

>>212824918
Im not. Flourishing in my lane

>>212824932
it's chill until you get people refusing to pay, refunds, redeliveries, no tip, wrong items etc. so on and so forth

>>212824932
not if he's a second later than expected. then they curse him beat him and demand free pizza for life

>>212824935
Could get attacked by a large dog

>>212824988
do this at house parties too
when no ones looking go into the bathroom/bedrooms and look for pills

>>212824996
*checks notes* what the doinky

>>212825003
Meant for >>212824932
oops!

Working at Dominoes when I was 17 was kino. The most alive I've ever felt.

pizza delivery is a chill job to have in a yank movie about a teenager who only needs pocket money and smokes weed between deliveries

>>212825037
driver or pizza maker?

cunt in a Beamer beeping at me for doing nothing wrong there. Should have got out and sparked the prick out

>>212824998
>no tip

Never tipped a dominos pizza man my entire life. Already paying 27 quid for two pizzas, not paying some salaried cunt any more.

>>212825056
They had me in the shop making pies man.

How shit must your life be for you to be fantasizing about delivering pizzas?

Christ Almighty, get a grip!

>>212824932
i wonder how native lads can pull any sort of money doing food deliveries in the age of the african/indian ebike monopoly over food delivery jobs. theyre competing against guys all living together in an sublet room and working ungodly hours

>>212824988
don't steal anything, dickhead

>>212825047
yeah but I feel certain that's an accurate description of 90% of real life pizza delivery drivers

anyone here remember when the milk man would deliver the milk in the morning? I 'member

>>212824998
>no tip
That's what VAT is for

>>212825101
Nah man, that stopped in Greece by the 70s

Wonder if anyone's ever been whacked with it

>>212825085
mate you're in this thread all day whining about nothing. People are having a jokey conversation about pizza delivery men and you're having a tantrum

away you go and play with your thread dollies

PITBULL

>>212825101
Yes

>>212825067
>>212825103
i worked for a small shop so relied on tips more than corporate chains

>>212825123
He sneaks into the Tundra to be shahged by moose.

>>212825111
>greece
*checks flag* mfw

>>212824998
i hate being offered tips, but i accept them anyway to be polite, it's an unwelcome yank cultural influence that needs to fuck off and die

fresh back from my time served for a double ban. must've been on top of my game that day. Did I miss anything interesting?

cast on my leg's starting to smell like sweaty cheesy death. keep getting whiffs of it while i'm sitting. it's rank. need the bones healed pronto.

>>212824824
Need to get one of these jumper tennis shirt combos. They seem to be the key along with a good fragrance.

>>212825161
aye

>>212825168
What booze did you end up going for then lad

*enters /brit/*

raping my arse with the mace of the city of london

>>212825156
I am greek, manillabro

>>212825168
Sounds like you've been on a Chernobyl paper round lad

on the cans

>>212825123
Strange outburst

Are you okay?

might buy a flat in Milton Keynes

>>212824657
look mate, all i'll say is i dont recall a european nation ever crumbling into a cannibalistic civil war that claimed tens of millions of lives because some random cunt said he was jesus' brother.

>>212825195
Haha, that's me and the gf at the pool.

Ban ice cream vans

Everything you consider trad was invented in TV adverts from 1957.
Everything you consider woke has been around since pre-history.
Maybe think on that eh, rorke?

The nuclear family, closed borders, Judeo-Christian religious values, love for Israel, capitalism... it's all new.
Gay sex, trans people, migration of tribes, caring for the disabled, race mixing (with Neanderthals even, let alone different coloured homo sapiens), drug use, it's all happened forever.

>>212825197
greek dont belong in ireland doe. you beling in greece

wanted to become a biologist when i was younger so i could engineer a deadly disease that only affects non-whites

>>212825217
Are you serious??

human rights violation tbqh

>>212825230
he's a paedophile too

the new flat i'm living in fucking sucks i didn't catch on upon visiting but the people on the other side of the street got the entire view on I'm doing have to keep my blinds half closed when I'm home

>>212825242
biologists do that sort of thing

>>212825192
had some wine and then switched to whiskey

>>212825242
Is such a thing even possible

>>212825254
broken britain

>>212825242
Too bad racists are stupid, eh?

>>212825242
Like AIDS?

>>212825257
leave him to me then

>>212825230
Are you the manillabro?

>>212825254
you wouldn't believe how sweaty those things get it's like wearing a hot water bottle after a few hours

>>212825269
dunno, i assume there are some genetic markers non-whites have that whites don't

Struggling to finish the cheesecake fuckinf hell

>>212825242
Alri Faucci

>>212825254
>Somerset Gimp
ktim

>>212825254
so he's allowed back at the gimping and wriggling after he's served his 5 year ban?

remember mallardmong?

>>212825257
Your mother's cunt

Right well these noodles are far FAR too spicy. Tastes like I'm eating pepper spray

sometimes when i put directions in on my phone if it's a fairly short distance it defaults to giving me walking directions instead of driving, it's really fucking annoying

>>212825352
stop masturbating to 9 year olds and go back where you came from

>>212825336
Cooling off period

>>212825346
gone too soon

>>212825289
I dont know what you mean

>>212825336
meanwhile the ethiopian who sexually assaulted two women within a week of landing in england is free to walk the streets as we speak

>>212825346
too good for this place. a well-dressed lad with interests outside of the internet

>>212825402
Look rorke hes only been here a week or 2 he arrived informally so he probably hasnt read all the laws ok? Bigot

>>212825254
why do britain cities have these gimp guys? it's nowhere else to be found

your sentence is a 5 year gimping ban then you'll have to do a gimp awareness course

U have to get a black gf it’s in fashion rn

>>212825439
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troughman
umm

>tastes like eating pepper spray
>it's like wearing a hot water bottle

just about had it with these analogies to utterly unrelatable scenarios. Is it mate yeah is it just like skateboarding in 4D while peeling a tomato with no fingernails well how am I meant to know what that is like?

>>212825293

rorke violating his gimp ban

>>212825445
but they're ugly and smell

>>212825439
France is full of gimps

The pic doesn’t show it but he got his gimp suit on because he does “mudding” which the article kindly explained as swimming around in poo

>>212825450
Use your imagination

>>212825450
>is it just like skateboarding in 4D while peeling a tomato with no fingernails
no that's not what it's like. he told you already what it was like. it was like eating pepper spray.

>>212825100
not drivers. car licence fuel insurance is all too expensive. its middle age people now or migrants on bikes

get the 200k afgans sucked

never got the appeal of leather

>>212825450
alri autismlad how's the autism?

how would they even know it's him if he crawls and wriggles about in a slightly different gimp suit?

>>212825448
France also historically has this phenomenon of benders putting the soft inside of the baguette inside urinals and eat the urine soaked bread
i remember my elementary school having bread in the urinals

make the new

>>212825445
Lad has ugly rat phenotype

>>212825516
NO

sucking a gay nigger

>>212825508
they have algorithms to identify particular wriggling and writhing patterns

>>212825460
Same as u then

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>>212825448
This man doesn't seem worthy of a wikipedia article in all honesty