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Anonymous New Zealand No.213063639 >>213063688 >>213063708 >>213064144
/brit/
Slave edition
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063662 >>213063846
>>213063374
exactly mate. nowhere in human history has tyranny ever been dealt with by a people in some sort of "rebellion". it's simply unheard of.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063669 >>213063697 >>213063732
mad how /brit/ will be gone but ziedbelg will be a pathetic drooling fatherless retard for the remainder of his sad life
Anonymous Australia No.213063683 >>213063883
i love my cat heโ€™s my favourite little nigger ever
Anonymous Australia No.213063686
thinkin about thos beans
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063688 >>213063774
nibba made the new /int/ first but forgot to post link lmao >>213063639 (OP)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063689 >>213063710 >>213063729
rape a chicken
Anonymous Canada No.213063697
>>213063669
don't worry ill keep making news so he has somewhere to post
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063705 >>213063744 >>213063774
nibba made the new /int/ first but forgot to post link lmao >>213063632
Anonymous Indonesia No.213063708
>>213063639 (OP)
looks irish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063710 >>213063729
>>213063689
chicken jockey!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063714
kiwi state told them to give up all their guns and the cucks just did it lmao
Anonymous Australia No.213063722 >>213063742
https://www.ebay.com/itm/136166203471

Get around it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063724 >>213063771
might get a pie for tea
Anonymous Australia No.213063729 >>213063805
>>213063689
>>213063710
yodeling
Anonymous Australia No.213063732 >>213063765
>>213063669
imagine the brief moment where heathermong realises he wasted the previous few years of his life
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063742
>>213063722
kin ell who would buy this shite
Anonymous Croatia No.213063744
>>213063705
vae victis
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063750
sacked off the gym again and going to get a 'kizza
Anonymous United States No.213063757 >>213063934
>>213063642
stolen valor
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063765
>>213063732
I expect such a moment would also be his last
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063767
Quentin lurkin'
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063771 >>213064035
>>213063724
steak or chicken?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063774
>>213063688
>>213063705
Gave me the captcha incorrect screen so I thought fuck it canโ€™t be arsed someone else can make it but then I saw it made the thread anyway. Mental
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063781 >>213063843
4chan blocked basically the whole of vodafone from posting on saturday. I'm finally back right before it gets blocked for good :(
Anonymous Australia No.213063782
dont tell the yanks i said this but pbj sandwiches are fucking scrandiferous
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063796 >>213063817 >>213063820 >>213063912
saw a funny post in the /int/ archive and reposted it

got immediately accused of stealing it

question: are people here all day memorising every post or do they search the archive to make sure no one is stealing?
Anonymous United States No.213063798 >>213063828 >>213063856
catberg is perplexed by the sudden appearance of my protein shake cap
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063805 >>213063878
>>213063729
me when I'm engaging in a type of singing characterised by rapid changes in pitch between the low-pitch chest register and the high-pitch head register or falsetto
Anonymous Australia No.213063807
scroming and scrooming
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063817 >>213063868
>>213063796
it was one post mate. not hard to remember
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063819
poo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063820
>>213063796
You posted this last week.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063823 >>213063888
I'm sad you lads will be blocked and there will be no more /brit/ but knowing Ziedbelg, Heathermong and DTFIC will have killed themselves makes me very happy.
Anonymous United States No.213063826
i unironically rizzed up a white mexican alt girl. she looks like sheโ€™s italian (big eyes, roman nose, petite body)

iโ€™ve never dated a latina but she seems to think iโ€™m really cute, she keeps texting me about our โ€œirish mexican weddingโ€ plans

do you guys wish you had more latinas over there? what are paki women like?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063828 >>213063872
>>213063798
confused about where the fuck i am look. why is your floor made of bricks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063834
Evening lads, how is everyone?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063837 >>213063882
don't think people from countries we made should be allowed to criticise us to be honest
Anonymous New Zealand No.213063839 >>213064140
>be British
>wake up
>eat my halal full English
>upload my finger prints to the chrome book
>visit state approved websites
>post about how helpless I am
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063843 >>213063905
>>213063781
It works on my vodafone
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063846
>>213063662
correct
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063855 >>213063877 >>213063915
scrooming in an iron-lung-bound niggers face
Anonymous Australia No.213063856
>>213063798
gave my cats some cream off a cap today they had mixed reactions
Anonymous Australia No.213063861 >>213064029
Not heard much out of Rorke since this bombshell dropped.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063868 >>213063920
>>213063817
the post in question

>need her to fall backwards off the empire state building like a scuba diver and reach terminal velocity before smashing arse first into my face on the pavement below
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063871
nz is a proper reddit country lol
Anonymous United States No.213063872
>>213063828
tis a fireplace hearth you see
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063877
>>213063855
SCROOM
Anonymous Australia No.213063878 >>213063910
>>213063805
*cleaves your face in half with a fire axe*
Anonymous United States No.213063882
>>213063837
we fought and won independence and then lost the war of 1812 so we are equals
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063883
>>213063683
alri hp lovecraft
Anonymous Australia No.213063887 >>213063908 >>213063926 >>213063972
Rorke mate. . . . . . . . .
Anonymous Canada No.213063888
>>213063823
why would i kill mysef when i can still post here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063905
>>213063843
Works for me now but didn't from Saturday afternoon until today or yesterday.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063908
>>213063887
looney tunes ahh wind up animation
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063910
>>213063878
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063912
>>213063796
Ah, this post reminds me of >>95069871, when anon jokingly relayed to us the time he ALSO looked in the archive.
Anonymous Australia No.213063913 >>213063950 >>213063968
canr stop fucking farting
Anonymous Australia No.213063915
>>213063855
scryyming
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063920
>>213063868
facesitting is illegal in the uk. i am reporting this post to the police.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063926
>>213063887
loved those levels in crash bandicoot me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063934 >>213064057
>>213063757
my ancestors were aboard the mayflower
they were prisoners sent to australia
and they were early settlers in south africa
Anonymous Australia No.213063950 >>213063978
>>213063913
give me your chocolate gas my princess
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063962
Fuck pissrael
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063968
>>213063913
give me your chocolate gas my princess
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063972
>>213063887
hog rider!
Anonymous Australia No.213063974 >>213064067
goblins exist
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063975 >>213064021 >>213064050
One day he'll wake up and realise he wasted 10,000s of hours spamming about interracial couples and posting ai generated images
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213063977
All makes sense when you consider that New Zealand is just the Ireland of Australia
Anonymous Canada No.213063978 >>213064010
>>213063950
mate...
Anonymous Belgium No.213063995 >>213064041 >>213064058
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213064003 >>213064019
the fucking ants are back where do they even come from
Anonymous Australia No.213064010
>>213063978
what
Anonymous Canada No.213064017
Got the report of the week on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064019 >>213064042
>>213064003
Antarctica obviously
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064021
>>213063975
he won't. he'll think it was worth it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064029 >>213064085
>>213063861
is that how abos are born?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064035
>>213063771
chicken x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064041 >>213064160
>>213063995
what you going to done when brits are banned from 4chan lad?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064042
>>213064019
SCRAM
Anonymous Belgium No.213064049 >>213064064 >>213064159
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064050
>>213063975
he won't, that's cope. he is low-functioning autistic and doesnt have the neurons required for self awareness. he'll be doing this or something similar til the day he dies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064054
found a really good artist that does pokemon forced feminisation stuff but they always have to include a scene around burping and showing diagrams of the stomach acid and shit it really puts me off
Anonymous United States No.213064057
>>213063934
makes little senseโ€ฆ
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064058
>>213063995
daddy still dead? x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064064 >>213064095 >>213064276
>>213064049
how much are these creps?
Anonymous Australia No.213064067 >>213064121
>>213063974
so do gnomes
i can hear one outside right now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064085 >>213064162 >>213064435
>>213064029
I imagine abos are spawned out of the mud like uruk-hai
Anonymous Belgium No.213064087 >>213064120 >>213064159
Anonymous United States No.213064088 >>213064108 >>213064221 >>213064265
wait, so actually? brits are not allowed to post anymore?
how many of you will be arsed to get a vpn and pay for the (((pass)))? probably not many ay?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064089 >>213064155 >>213064217
for most of my childhood i thought new zealand was a made up place from the lord of the rings
Anonymous Canada No.213064095 >>213064133
>>213064064
theyre cheap chinese shit if you couldnt tell
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064108
>>213064088
will finally be out of this hell hole
Anonymous Belgium No.213064119 >>213064159
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064120
>>213064087
reckon mummy is proud she raised a fag who never leaves the house? x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064121 >>213064143
>>213064067
nah mate that's just the mating call of a lubbachizwanga
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064133 >>213064252
>>213064095
na they're uk made patent leather oxford shoes, cost like ยฃ140
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064140
>>213063839
If this site gets blocked I'll just go to other sites. Simple as.
Anonymous Australia No.213064143
>>213064121
oh behave
Anonymous United States No.213064144 >>213064169 >>213064251
>>213063639 (OP)
>Talking to Asian girl
>None of the conversations ever turn sexual
>She talks about watching the sunset with me
>Talks about wanting to do things with me
>She said she wants to visit my city and watch hockey
>Says she wants to get dinner/ice cream with me
>Gets flustered or blushes when I say she is cute

I want to hang this girl she is such a fucking tease
Anonymous Canada No.213064151 >>213064181
I am being rate limited on desuarchive
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064155
>>213064089
for most of my childhood i thought new zealand was named after zealand but its actually named after zeeland
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064159 >>213064276
>>213064049
>>213064087
>>213064119
Dapper.
Anonymous Belgium No.213064160 >>213064191 >>213064274
>>213064041
it wont get blocked
Anonymous United States No.213064162
>>213064085
aboriginals originally migrated from Africa and are as human as any of us x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064169 >>213064251 >>213064259
>>213064144
asian women are totally frigid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064171 >>213064230
Remigrate the biomass.
Dechristianise Aryan society.
Establish folkish principles.
Recognise Aryan master morality.
Implement physiognomy lessons in school.
Anonymous Canada No.213064172 >>213064202
don't hear about old zealand much
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064181
>>213064151
the work of woke no doubt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064189 >>213064214
I love men. I love the feeling of being protected, dominated, of cock inside me.
Half the planet feels the same.
The only difference is I had a Y chromosome.
Does that really make you triggered and seethe that much? Should I really be sentenced to death just because I'm sexually attracted to the same people as 50% of our species?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064191 >>213064209
>>213064160
mate i can't use fucking discord without showing my id, 4chan is GONE
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064197
nibba wasn't lying hahaha :skull:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064202 >>213064293
>>213064172
dont hear about your sex life much
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064205 >>213064249
did 3 wanks today when 'working' from home
Anonymous Belgium No.213064209 >>213064237 >>213064274
>>213064191
use a vpn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064214 >>213064258 >>213064287
>>213064189
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064217
>>213064089
Instead it's a real place from Lord of the Rings (the films at least)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064221
>>213064088
paying for a pass for a staff which brings in the most deranged spammers it can find and bans you for objecting to them is like paying taxes to a govt which imports the most violent wogs it can find and arrests you for objecting to them

so you will not catch me doing so
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064230
>>213064171
>Establish folkish principles.
what are these
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064231 >>213064275 >>213064337 >>213064400
https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a60430974/what-is-breeding-kink/

doing a read about women fetish breeding
Anonymous Australia No.213064236 >>213064298 >>213064347
rorke explaining to the hoes he just uses duckduckgo browser "because he prefers it"
Anonymous Malaysia No.213064237
>>213064209
thank you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064249
>>213064205
wanking from home
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064250
zealand is where they have the most zeal. thats why new zealanders are extra zealful, they were the biggest zealots from zealand
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064251 >>213064305
>>213064144
>>213064169
Incel alarm going wild here
Asian girls are your fucking outdated stereotype
Horniest girl I ever met was Asian, she basically jumped on me and was sat on my lap like 2 minutes after meeting.
Anonymous Canada No.213064252
>>213064133
lmao no they arent
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064255 >>213064315
Extremely zesty lil nigga
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064256 >>213064326 >>213064371
Hermann Gรถring once noted that one does not become a National Socialist simply as a matter of intellectual endorsement, but rather that one is born a National Socialist. The NS philosopher Savitri Devi further expanded on this idea:

One does not become a National Socialist. One only discovers, sooner or later, that one has always been oneโ€”that, by nature, one could not possibly be anything else. For this is not a mere political label; not an โ€˜opinionโ€™ that one can accept or dismiss according to circumstances, but a faith, involving oneโ€™s whole being, physical and psychological, mental and spiritual: โ€˜not a new election cry, but a new conception of the worldโ€™โ€”a way of lifeโ€”as our Fรผhrer himself has said.
Anonymous Australia No.213064258
>>213064214
scroom farting
Anonymous United States No.213064259 >>213064282
>>213064169
You don't understand man she told me she wants to spend time with me and share dinner hell she even called me handsome but gets extremely nervous or flustered when I say she is cute
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064265
>>213064088
cant work out how to pay for a pass with a debit card and dont want to buy crypto
Anonymous United States No.213064268
new zealand is where the dying mythical race of "whites" will sail to live out their final days, maybe a few non-whites like kanye will be allowed also
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064272
Cunt in a lorry splashed my grey chinos with puddle water
All vehicles should be illegal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064274
>>213064160
>>213064209
oh noes you will have to find another forum to spam your gay interracial fantasies in, what will you do?
Anonymous United States No.213064275
>>213064231
I have this but as a man so i get off on knocking up women yet psychologists describe this as a paraphilia and not normal despite being completely normal
Anonymous Belgium No.213064276
>>213064159
thanks!
>>213064064
about 120 i guess?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064282 >>213064344
>>213064259
get her shagged
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064287
>>213064214
I don't talk gen z retard slang
Anonymous Canada No.213064293
>>213064202
why would you?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064298 >>213064364
>>213064236
no i just explain to them i use brave + ublock to block every advertisement possible, because being advertised to is for niggercattle goyslaves
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064304 >>213064433 >>213064555
its over for ukraine, mental how the media has gone radio silent on the issue and we're now not giving them any resupplies to their air defence until spring 2026

grim, going to be a grim 10 years for the ukrainians
Anonymous United States No.213064305 >>213064329
>>213064251
I am saying that this girl just wants to share coffee in a cold winter with me but avoids any talk that turns sexual but she said she was glad I was single
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064312 >>213064342 >>213064351 >>213064382 >>213064394 >>213064397 >>213064544 >>213064593
Genuinely can't imagine posting on 4chan without a pass
You lads genuinely fill out captchas every time you post?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064313 >>213064349
I can honestly say that in all my years here since 2007 I have never seen a yank who was capable of comprehending that a post might be satirical, nuanced or posted purely as a wind up. They are fundamentally incapable of it. When they speak of "British humour", presumably they are referring to us saying one thing while wryly meaning another, although it's hard to say that the yank mind could even entertain such a notion hypothetically.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064315
>>213064255
New GarysEconomics vidjeo? Got to load this up on the Firestick ready for beddingtons along with the new TLDR News.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064326
>>213064256
Can't wait for you to follow your leader and kill yourself
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064329 >>213064442
>>213064305
pussy faggot make your move and plunge your cock in her arse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064337 >>213064402 >>213064474
>>213064231
>A breeding kink is a type of cum fetish which eroticizes unprotected sex and cumming into your partnerโ€™s vagina or anus with their enthusiastic consent
Anonymous United States No.213064342
>>213064312
the thing about the pass that sucks is that its device bound? you enable it on one pc and then you have to reenable on another?
i shitpost at toilbergs and on my phone, and at my hoos, etc
Anonymous United States No.213064344
>>213064282
She is coming to my city in October she i honestly just can't wait to hold her and watch hockey with her
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064347
>>213064236
ddg is just shitty google

shall be using librewolf and not 'explaining myself' to a single woman (as i do not talk to them)
Anonymous United States No.213064349
>>213064313
good one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064351 >>213064463
>>213064312
Imagine spending money to use this godawful website
Anonymous Belgium No.213064355
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064356 >>213064381 >>213064578
Watching

Gary Eats

video on You tube
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064360
leftypol on the right
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064364 >>213064414
>>213064298
Why do you use ublock and brave? Do racists really?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064371
>>213064256
>Savitri Devi
Literally just the 1940s equivalent of QAnon schizo cult leaders who believe Trump is literally Jesus / God and pray to him
Anonymous Canada No.213064378 >>213064396 >>213064432
>he pays to post here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064379
this is me when i'm composing a moo deng poo peng gay porn post <3
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064381
>>213064356
hes definitely a nonce
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064382 >>213064422 >>213064463
>>213064312
Canโ€™t fathom spending enough time here that a pass actually seems like a worthwhile investment. Grim grim GRIM
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064384 >>213064416 >>213064427 >>213064479 >>213064485 >>213064508 >>213064646
my hobbies as a mid 30s man
>taking drugs
>posting on /brit/
>collecting records
>gardening (applied for an allotment)
>national trust membership
>sex with prostitutes
>sudoku
>reddit
Thinking about getting a motorbike, joining a leisure centre, a film club, a hiking group, the freemasons, and maybe a political party.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064394 >>213064463
>>213064312
Yeah. Simply refuse to pay for a pass on account of my unjustified bans by jannies in the past.
Anytime I get banned I say โ€œyeah thatโ€™s fairโ€ and take it like a good boy and donโ€™t post. But sometimes itโ€™s just not on. I refuse to pay and actually be banned for nonsense reasons.
Anonymous United States No.213064396
>>213064378
someone has to pay the janny salaries
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064397 >>213064463
>>213064312
you are unbelievably cucked brother
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064400
>>213064231
My ex had this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064402
>>213064337
isn't that literally just missionary sex for the purpose of recreation
that's considered a fetish now?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064409
Moo Deng? More like Poo Peng
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064414
>>213064364
using only one of them sometimes misses an ad or two which is intolerable
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064416
>>213064384
Have you considered applying for a personality?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064419
>i honestly just can't wait to hold her and watch hockey with

now we know why she won't fuck you, probably thinks you're a homo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064422
>>213064382
If you post more than 100 times a year it's obviously worth it
Anonymous Canada No.213064427
>>213064384
what kind of records do you collect
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064432 >>213064471
>>213064378
you are a well known pass user dtfic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064433
>>213064304
it is dangerous to be an enemy of the united states, but fatal to be their friend
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064435
>>213064085
mud with some petrol and whiskey
Anonymous United States No.213064442
>>213064329
Well we had a conversation were she talked about how she wishes I could carry her around Boston so she didn't have to walk
Anonymous Belgium No.213064445 >>213064539
Anonymous Australia No.213064455
wish i could just go to sleep at an appointed time like normal people but every night it's a fucking struggle
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064460
Got a fetish for putting my willy inside a fanny.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064463 >>213064513 >>213064516
>>213064397
>>213064394
>>213064382
>>213064351
time is money, unless you're poor
enjoy wasting your life filling out captchas just to post on the same site that you accuse others of wasting their life on
Anonymous New Zealand No.213064465 >>213064488 >>213064495 >>213064503 >>213064538 >>213064561 >>213064595 >>213064617
Itโ€™s funny how foreigners just canโ€™t fathom New Zealand. Itโ€™s either lotr, haka, jacinda or rugby. You cunts just have no idea what happens here
Anonymous Canada No.213064471
>>213064432
you are a schizophrenic imbecile lmfao i will never ever pay to use this god awful site
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064474
>>213064337
anal babies eh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064479 >>213064769
>>213064384
>consumption x 8
one hobby
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064483
Do not let yourself be disconcerted by the worldwide clamor that will now begin. There will come a day when all the lies will collapse under their own weight and truth will triumph once again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064485 >>213064707
>>213064384
"collecting" something isn't a hobby
neither is reddit

basically you just sniff gear and have sex with prossies but want to pretend you're a well-rounded person
Anonymous United States No.213064488 >>213064525
>>213064465
>You cunts just have no idea what happens here
it's because we don't care
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064489
I donโ€™t pay for a pass and I donโ€™t have to solve captchas either :^)
Anonymous Belgium No.213064491 >>213064507
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064495 >>213064523 >>213064529 >>213064654
>>213064465
Anonymous Australia No.213064503
>>213064465
cause nothing else does happen there
you're literally on equal footing to malawi or suriname as far as international relevance goes
Anonymous Canada No.213064507 >>213064630
>>213064491
how's your mum doing mate
Anonymous United States No.213064508 >>213064892
>>213064384
What are prostitutes like, can you just go in and fuck essentially or do they expect a sort of onboarding from you?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064513
>>213064463
ah the old 'I cuck to the state / corporations because I'm not POOR' cope

be on your way, serf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064516 >>213064855
>>213064463
>ignores everybodyโ€™s reasons and starts projecting
haha yeah nice one. good talk mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064523
>>213064495
gay fishies :o
Anonymous New Zealand No.213064525 >>213064603
>>213064488
Well yeah ignorance comes from laziness, Iโ€™m not disputing your disinterest in learning things, amerifairy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064529
>>213064495
Anonymous Belgium No.213064532
if it's hip, it's here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064538 >>213064587
>>213064465
actually were deliberately treating your country as a collection of tropes in order to successfully rattle you for being a smarmy cunt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064539 >>213064568
>>213064445
Opportunity for the top spot has presented itself to Sir Cleverly. His military instincts kick in. It's go time.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064544
>>213064312
scripts exist
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064555
>>213064304
Do you actually think they'll last that long?

I mean maybe if Russia wants the longest war possible for minimal mobilisation but their economy is finally struggling.
I see it ending in 2027
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064561 >>213064629
>>213064465
Literally nobody cares mate. Itโ€™s like saying โ€œthe only thing people know about Kazakhstan is Boratโ€.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064562
hmm yes I do believe it's time for the ill-advised evening coffee that both prevents me being able to fall asleep and also makes me need to get up through the night to pee
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064566
I have too many world class post ideas in my brain to only post once every minutes
Frankly 30 seconds feels too quick for the amount of high level content in my head waiting to be posted
Anonymous Belgium No.213064568
>>213064539
praise jah
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064578
>>213064356
he likes it up the arse
Anonymous New Zealand No.213064587
>>213064538
Iโ€™m not smarmy, I like British people and I want you to fight more for the rights you deserve :/
Anonymous Canada No.213064588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPd3qd0hVPk
Anonymous Australia No.213064591
wanking to plane crash footage
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064593
>>213064312
>You lads genuinely fill out captchas every time you post?
No.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064595
>>213064465
>You cunts just have no idea what happens here
ie nothing, other than a few billionaire nonce blackmail / doomsday bunkers
Anonymous United States No.213064603
>>213064525
didn't ask
Anonymous Malaysia No.213064605
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064609 >>213064627
IT'S 2AM AND THE PLACE IS GONNA CLOSE
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064617
>>213064465
I've seen the tribe I know exactly what goes on in New Zealand
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064627
>>213064609
it's 5:24pm
Anonymous New Zealand No.213064629 >>213064681 >>213064710
>>213064561
I guess people are less interested in the world than I am. I could tell you a number of things about any country with a similar population to nz
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064630
>>213064507
pretending she doesn't have a son when people ask
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064631
ohh, squibby head
Anonymous Australia No.213064646 >>213064942
>>213064384
thinking about getting a gf or planning to die alone?
Anonymous Malaysia No.213064654
>>213064495
a bunch of pooferfish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064659 >>213064693 >>213064887 >>213064914 >>213064977
Might start drinking coffee. Does anybody here drink coffee?
Iโ€™m assuming a jar of instant coffee isnโ€™t the way to go but I donโ€™t know anything about coffee and havenโ€™t drank it before other than a flat white or two from maccies.
Iโ€™m in my 30โ€™s btw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064676
need to DIEEEEEEEE
Anonymous United States No.213064681 >>213064716
>>213064629
republic of the congo
Anonymous Malaysia No.213064692
coffee is feminine dessert
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064693
>>213064659
nescafe instant coffee with sugar and milk is more than enough
anyone requiring more is raped
Anonymous Australia No.213064695
thinking about trying candyflipping, i'm a very anxious person and would probably have a horrible time on acid, but a bit of molly and i'd probably be right as rain
Anonymous United States No.213064698 >>213064724
I wanna fuck my neighbor
Anonymous Canada No.213064700
poppy kong could get it!
Anonymous Belgium No.213064704
https://vocaroo.com/1b8Jf4fVT60l
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064707
>>213064485
how is collecting records not a hobby? i listen to them as well.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064708
you're posting too much, dial it down
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064710
>>213064629
Israel
Anonymous New Zealand No.213064716 >>213064750 >>213064828 >>213064898
>>213064681
Americans canโ€™t fathom someone knowing things about the Congo? Itโ€™s got a pretty interesting history
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064724 >>213064740
>>213064698
she got big tits?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064736 >>213064761
40 hrs is full time. anyone who says they do 80-90 hrs a week is pretending in a linkedin way. theyre probably exaggerating based on time taken up by getting ready for work or thinking about work in the evening and their contracts will be flexible but they still won't be getting those exact hrs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064737 >>213064771 >>213064943
Spent 35 quid on two bottles of wine
Genuinely what was I thinking
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064738
I just suck on discarded dolce gusto pods
Anonymous United States No.213064740
>>213064724
No sheโ€™s not even hot, some skinny vegan type
Anonymous Belgium No.213064741
https://vocaroo.com/1iytEM9ULygR
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064744 >>213064805
Anonymous United States No.213064750 >>213064821
>>213064716
I know peoples hands would get chopped off if they didn't produce their rubber quota
belgians were brootal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064754 >>213064799
Anonymous Canada No.213064761
>>213064736
do you not get breaks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064762 >>213064791 >>213064883
any gay homosexuals in?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064769 >>213064829
>>213064479
>>gardening (applied for an allotment)
not consumption. its a productive hobby that gives back to mother earth. yes she rewards me with strawberries and poppy seeds that i consume but thats only a small part of the hobby.
>>national trust membership
thats a contribution, not consumption.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064771
>>213064737
frasierpilled
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064779 >>213064804 >>213064860
My hobby? Glad you asked. Itโ€™s playing YouTube videos on a topic I tell myself Iโ€™m interested in whilst not paying attention and wasting my time on /brit/ in another window.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064782
>>>/g/105974921
>>>/g/105974921
>>>/g/105974921
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064790 >>213064835 >>213064837
If we do get banned, I'd like to say it's been an honour posting on 4chan, /int/ and especially /brit/ for the last 10+ years.

A toast!

Prosit!
Anonymous United States No.213064791
>>213064762
Me
But I only like pudgy old white men who wear bowties
I like pumping their smooth arses
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064799
>>213064754
that cabin boy was makin' a move man

he had to get it on
Anonymous Australia No.213064804
>>213064779
affirmative timbot
Anonymous Canada No.213064805
>>213064744
he's right you know
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064806 >>213064832 >>213064842
Could be the fabled jackdaw
Any twitchers in who can confirm?
Anonymous United States No.213064808 >>213064833 >>213064870 >>213064895
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064818
got a screw loose
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064821
>>213064750
it was worse, the plantation guards had to prove that every bullet fired was used to kill a rebel and not hunt wildlife, so they had to bring back their right hands to get paid. this put a monetary value on right hands, so the guards would start cutting them off innocent living people for money en mass
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064828
>>213064716
apparently they drink um bongo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064829 >>213064971
>>213064769
allotments are great lad don't listen to him. wish i had one to grow pumpkins and courgettes but the waiting list is really long
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064832 >>213064850
>>213064806
Thatโ€™s a pigeon mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064833 >>213064895
>>213064808
absolute dystopic fucking nightmare country
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064835 >>213064872
>>213064790
I'll see yeh in another life eh brother
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064837
>>213064790
kanpai!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064842
>>213064806
cute
Anonymous Malaysia No.213064846
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064850
>>213064832
Pretty fucking weird pigeon
Anonymous Canada No.213064854
oboete imasu ka? me to me ga atta toki wo
oboete imasu ka? te to te ga fure atta toki
sore wa hajimete no, ai no tabedachi deshita
i love you so
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064855
>>213064516
i addressed them. concession accepted
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064860
>>213064779
ktiming a LOT at this
Anonymous Canada No.213064870
>>213064808
*by whom
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064872
>>213064835
Anonymous United States No.213064883 >>213064903
>>213064762
im bisexual but only for hairless white muscular men with suckable penises
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064887 >>213064980
>>213064659
i randomly started drinking coffee at like 22 near end of uni . it was after church when the teas and coffees come out and for some reason i just reached for it which i'd never been compelled to do. i must have felt time to grow up or maybe it was because there used to be other people my age to hang out with after church but now there weren't so i either had to sit alone or join in with the adults. my taste and had obviously changed and i didnt mind it. i ended up buying it on way to a class the next week. and then went and bought a jar of instant with what little money i had because i didnt have a job. hated it and had to invest in a aeropress and started following the internet from there on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064889 >>213064917 >>213065022 >>213065028 >>213065100 >>213066332
https://howfarfrommydoorstep.co.uk/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064892 >>213064921 >>213064965 >>213065031
>>213064508
It's just a bit of fun. You ring them up, go to theirs (i only do incalls, never have them at my house). Hand them the money. They leave the room to stash it. some offer a shower, most offer a massage. if your really horny just start feeling them up and being playful. most of them are up for shagging straight away but like any woman you do a bit of foreplay. play with her tits, introduce yourself to her nips. some do kissing but i dont like kissing, its too intimate for me. i do tongue their minge. 69. condom on then into doggy. missionary. condom off, spaff on her tits. jobs a good un. ill catch my breath, maybe chat. ive cuddled some prozzers. or ill pop my jeans and t shirt back on and leave.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064895
>>213064808
>>213064833

read On Exterminationism by Cรฉsar Tort.
Anonymous United States No.213064898
>>213064716
what about current things
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064901 >>213064935
ever cum in your belly button and have to use tons of tissue to get it out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064903 >>213064939
>>213064883
All penises are suckable
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064914 >>213064945 >>213064980
>>213064659
Yeah I drink coffee. Sometimes I just have instant coffee because I'm lazy. But if I'm feeling less lazy then I brew some ground coffee in an Aeropress (it's a plastic gizmo you can buy). In your case if you're new to coffee then you should probably just start with some instant coffee and see if you like it. See what's on offer in the supermarket. Sometimes the slightly more upmarket ones like Nescafe Azera are on offer. If you can get 100g for around 3 pounds then that's okay.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064917
>>213064889
i'm safe
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064921 >>213065046
>>213064892
grim
Anonymous Belgium No.213064928
https://vocaroo.com/1innq0Vz61py
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064935
>>213064901
easier if you let it dry and scoop it out
Anonymous United States No.213064939
>>213064903
donโ€™t like overly veiny ones or ones with weird frenulums
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064942
>>213064646
im still 50/50 on that
always enjoyed my own company
but it would be nice to get a wife and maybe have some kids
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064943
>>213064737
try a 80 quid bottle. thats the only threshold you start to notice a difference with virgin/naked/tesco shite
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064945
>>213064914
they do glass aeropresses now btw lad, for the microplastic conscious among us

cost an arm and a leg though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064952 >>213064981 >>213065009
just could not pay for sex me
seems beyond humiliating
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064965 >>213065046 >>213065053
>>213064892
>i do tongue their minge
why? for the love of god why?! I'd sooner lick the seat of a tube station toilet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064971
>>213064829
yeah ive just joined the list and dont expect one this year
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064977
>>213064659
Start off with instant
If you like it buy yourself some fresh pre ground and a cafetiรจre
Then you can get yourself a grinder and some whole beans and perhaps a cute Japanese dripper
And then go from there the world is your oyster
Perhaps you'd like to get into espresso
Perhaps you'd like to spend several thousand pounds on a high end grinder
Perhaps you'd like to learn how to make latte art
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064980 >>213065094
>>213064887
Sounds like itโ€™s going to be expensive
>>213064914
Alright cheers. Iโ€™ll try instant coffee then have a google what this aeropress thing everyone is talking about is
Anonymous United States No.213064981
>>213064952
If you gotta pay for box you still good
https://x.com/spo9globoob/status/1946875068606202107
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213064988
aeropress is a gimmick . the real aficionado does clever press pour over
Anonymous Malaysia No.213065001 >>213065062
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065009 >>213065075
>>213064952
thought about it but the bints on adultwork in my area are grim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065010
I notice now that I sit down a lot I have to go piss a lot too. Jews?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065014
looking at google reviews of migrant hotels and so many people seem to be able to make bookings but when they arrive they are told there are no rooms left
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065017 >>213065056
you need a licence to grow pumpkins and courgettes in the soil of this country meanwhile 1million afghans are flown in and granted housing and PIP for life

think on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065022
>>213064889
>0 in bradford
this is just proof they specifically target white areas for these things
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065028
>>213064889
hmmmm
at least theyre probably driven completely mad by living next to the airport
not far to go if they ever get deported too
Anonymous United States No.213065031 >>213065203
>>213064892
thanks for the write up mate very informative, seems like they want to try to enjoy it a little bit
feel like Iโ€™d be awkward in that situation but im sure they deal with worse
Anonymous Canada No.213065038
aerofryer
Anonymous Canada No.213065042
i just use a moccamaster
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065046
>>213064921
not for me, i like it

>>213064965
>I'd sooner lick the seat of a tube station toilet
each to their own. prostitutes are just women, they like it. i enjoy it. it might sound grim but in the moment its just proper horny.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065053
>>213064965
when you're horny you'll do far more than you think

have tongued several prostitutes arses so hard i had shit on my tongue
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065055
newberg
>>213061747
>>213061747
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065056
>>213065017
nah
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065057
Reduce, reuse, recycle
>>213063632
>>213063632
>>213063632
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065062
>>213065001
giwtwm
Anonymous United States No.213065064
>>>/g/105998850
wait so they painted his willard massive deliberately? what did they mean by that? that he had a big COCK
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065069
House them in all-girls schools NOW
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065075
>>213065009
fucking this, not a looker in the bunch
is there a more upmarket alternative to Adultwork with higher prices but actually shaggable girls?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065080
walking down the street like i'm king of the incels
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065094
>>213064980
the beans are the most expensive part but you can deals of subscriptions or just pick them up at the shops

unless you get swept along with trends like me and buy every gizmo like a sucker. luckily im beyond that now. no gadget or method really matters more than any other. just get fresh beans from a third wave coffee place and you're set
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065100
>>213064889
bruh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213065203
>>213065031
get yourself over here pal. Great Britain is the best place for most Yanks to visit. we have so much going on and you can shag escorts and nobody is bothered. they are professionals and make the situation comfortable. believe me, with tits in your face your awkwardness melts away. just turn off your mind, relax and float downstream.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213066332
>>213064889
I live in a village, we have 3 migrant hotels, it not right.