>>213063374exactly mate. nowhere in human history has tyranny ever been dealt with by a people in some sort of "rebellion". it's simply unheard of.
mad how /brit/ will be gone but ziedbelg will be a pathetic drooling fatherless retard for the remainder of his sad life
i love my cat heโs my favourite little nigger ever
nibba made the new /int/ first but forgot to post link lmao
>>213063639 (OP)
>>213063669don't worry ill keep making news so he has somewhere to post
nibba made the new /int/ first but forgot to post link lmao
>>213063632
>>213063689chicken jockey!
kiwi state told them to give up all their guns and the cucks just did it lmao
https://www.ebay.com/itm/136166203471
Get around it.
>>213063669imagine the brief moment where heathermong realises he wasted the previous few years of his life
>>213063722kin ell who would buy this shite
sacked off the gym again and going to get a 'kizza
>>213063732I expect such a moment would also be his last
>>213063724steak or chicken?
>>213063688>>213063705Gave me the captcha incorrect screen so I thought fuck it canโt be arsed someone else can make it but then I saw it made the thread anyway. Mental
4chan blocked basically the whole of vodafone from posting on saturday. I'm finally back right before it gets blocked for good :(
dont tell the yanks i said this but pbj sandwiches are fucking scrandiferous
saw a funny post in the /int/ archive and reposted it
got immediately accused of stealing it
question: are people here all day memorising every post or do they search the archive to make sure no one is stealing?
catberg is perplexed by the sudden appearance of my protein shake cap
>>213063729me when I'm engaging in a type of singing characterised by rapid changes in pitch between the low-pitch chest register and the high-pitch head register or falsetto
>>213063796it was one post mate. not hard to remember
>>213063796You posted this last week.
I'm sad you lads will be blocked and there will be no more /brit/ but knowing Ziedbelg, Heathermong and DTFIC will have killed themselves makes me very happy.
i unironically rizzed up a white mexican alt girl. she looks like sheโs italian (big eyes, roman nose, petite body)
iโve never dated a latina but she seems to think iโm really cute, she keeps texting me about our โirish mexican weddingโ plans
do you guys wish you had more latinas over there? what are paki women like?
>>213063798confused about where the fuck i am look. why is your floor made of bricks
Evening lads, how is everyone?
don't think people from countries we made should be allowed to criticise us to be honest
>be British
>wake up
>eat my halal full English
>upload my finger prints to the chrome book
>visit state approved websites
>post about how helpless I am
>>213063781It works on my vodafone
scrooming in an iron-lung-bound niggers face
>>213063798gave my cats some cream off a cap today they had mixed reactions
Not heard much out of Rorke since this bombshell dropped.
>>213063817the post in question
>need her to fall backwards off the empire state building like a scuba diver and reach terminal velocity before smashing arse first into my face on the pavement below
nz is a proper reddit country lol
>>213063828tis a fireplace hearth you see
>>213063805*cleaves your face in half with a fire axe*
>>213063837we fought and won independence and then lost the war of 1812 so we are equals
>>213063683alri hp lovecraft
Rorke mate. . . . . . . . .
>>213063823why would i kill mysef when i can still post here
>>213063843Works for me now but didn't from Saturday afternoon until today or yesterday.
>>213063887looney tunes ahh wind up animation
>>213063796Ah, this post reminds me of
>>95069871, when anon jokingly relayed to us the time he ALSO looked in the archive.
canr stop fucking farting
>>213063868facesitting is illegal in the uk. i am reporting this post to the police.
>>213063887loved those levels in crash bandicoot me
>>213063757my ancestors were aboard the mayflower
they were prisoners sent to australia
and they were early settlers in south africa
>>213063913give me your chocolate gas my princess
>>213063913give me your chocolate gas my princess
One day he'll wake up and realise he wasted 10,000s of hours spamming about interracial couples and posting ai generated images
All makes sense when you consider that New Zealand is just the Ireland of Australia
the fucking ants are back where do they even come from
Got the report of the week on
>>213064003Antarctica obviously
>>213063975he won't. he'll think it was worth it
>>213063861is that how abos are born?
>>213063995what you going to done when brits are banned from 4chan lad?
>>213063975he won't, that's cope. he is low-functioning autistic and doesnt have the neurons required for self awareness. he'll be doing this or something similar til the day he dies
found a really good artist that does pokemon forced feminisation stuff but they always have to include a scene around burping and showing diagrams of the stomach acid and shit it really puts me off
>>213063934makes little senseโฆ
>>213063995daddy still dead? x
>>213064049how much are these creps?
>>213063974so do gnomes
i can hear one outside right now
>>213064029I imagine abos are spawned out of the mud like uruk-hai
wait, so actually? brits are not allowed to post anymore?
how many of you will be arsed to get a vpn and pay for the (((pass)))? probably not many ay?
for most of my childhood i thought new zealand was a made up place from the lord of the rings
>>213064064theyre cheap chinese shit if you couldnt tell
>>213064088will finally be out of this hell hole
>>213064087reckon mummy is proud she raised a fag who never leaves the house? x
>>213064067nah mate that's just the mating call of a lubbachizwanga
>>213064095na they're uk made patent leather oxford shoes, cost like ยฃ140
>>213063839If this site gets blocked I'll just go to other sites. Simple as.
>>213063639 (OP)>Talking to Asian girl >None of the conversations ever turn sexual >She talks about watching the sunset with me>Talks about wanting to do things with me >She said she wants to visit my city and watch hockey >Says she wants to get dinner/ice cream with me >Gets flustered or blushes when I say she is cute I want to hang this girl she is such a fucking tease
I am being rate limited on desuarchive
>>213064089for most of my childhood i thought new zealand was named after zealand but its actually named after zeeland
>>213064041it wont get blocked
>>213064085aboriginals originally migrated from Africa and are as human as any of us x
>>213064144asian women are totally frigid
Remigrate the biomass.
Dechristianise Aryan society.
Establish folkish principles.
Recognise Aryan master morality.
Implement physiognomy lessons in school.
don't hear about old zealand much
>>213064151the work of woke no doubt
I love men. I love the feeling of being protected, dominated, of cock inside me.
Half the planet feels the same.
The only difference is I had a Y chromosome.
Does that really make you triggered and seethe that much? Should I really be sentenced to death just because I'm sexually attracted to the same people as 50% of our species?
>>213064160mate i can't use fucking discord without showing my id, 4chan is GONE
nibba wasn't lying hahaha :skull:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland
>>213064172dont hear about your sex life much
did 3 wanks today when 'working' from home
>>213064089Instead it's a real place from Lord of the Rings (the films at least)
>>213064088paying for a pass for a staff which brings in the most deranged spammers it can find and bans you for objecting to them is like paying taxes to a govt which imports the most violent wogs it can find and arrests you for objecting to them
so you will not catch me doing so
>>213064171>Establish folkish principles.what are these
https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a60430974/what-is-breeding-kink/
doing a read about women fetish breeding
rorke explaining to the hoes he just uses duckduckgo browser "because he prefers it"
>>213064205wanking from home
zealand is where they have the most zeal. thats why new zealanders are extra zealful, they were the biggest zealots from zealand
>>213064144>>213064169Incel alarm going wild here
Asian girls are your fucking outdated stereotype
Horniest girl I ever met was Asian, she basically jumped on me and was sat on my lap like 2 minutes after meeting.
>>213064133lmao no they arent
Gary
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Extremely zesty lil nigga
Hermann Gรถring once noted that one does not become a National Socialist simply as a matter of intellectual endorsement, but rather that one is born a National Socialist. The NS philosopher Savitri Devi further expanded on this idea:
One does not become a National Socialist. One only discovers, sooner or later, that one has always been oneโthat, by nature, one could not possibly be anything else. For this is not a mere political label; not an โopinionโ that one can accept or dismiss according to circumstances, but a faith, involving oneโs whole being, physical and psychological, mental and spiritual: โnot a new election cry, but a new conception of the worldโโa way of lifeโas our Fรผhrer himself has said.
>>213064214scroom farting
>>213064169You don't understand man she told me she wants to spend time with me and share dinner hell she even called me handsome but gets extremely nervous or flustered when I say she is cute
>>213064088cant work out how to pay for a pass with a debit card and dont want to buy crypto
new zealand is where the dying mythical race of "whites" will sail to live out their final days, maybe a few non-whites like kanye will be allowed also
Cunt in a lorry splashed my grey chinos with puddle water
All vehicles should be illegal
>>213064160>>213064209oh noes you will have to find another forum to spam your gay interracial fantasies in, what will you do?
>>213064231I have this but as a man so i get off on knocking up women yet psychologists describe this as a paraphilia and not normal despite being completely normal
>>213064159thanks!
>>213064064about 120 i guess?
>>213064259get her shagged
>>213064214I don't talk gen z retard slang
>>213064202why would you?
>>213064236no i just explain to them i use brave + ublock to block every advertisement possible, because being advertised to is for niggercattle goyslaves
its over for ukraine, mental how the media has gone radio silent on the issue and we're now not giving them any resupplies to their air defence until spring 2026
grim, going to be a grim 10 years for the ukrainians
>>213064251I am saying that this girl just wants to share coffee in a cold winter with me but avoids any talk that turns sexual but she said she was glad I was single
Genuinely can't imagine posting on 4chan without a pass
You lads genuinely fill out captchas every time you post?
I can honestly say that in all my years here since 2007 I have never seen a yank who was capable of comprehending that a post might be satirical, nuanced or posted purely as a wind up. They are fundamentally incapable of it. When they speak of "British humour", presumably they are referring to us saying one thing while wryly meaning another, although it's hard to say that the yank mind could even entertain such a notion hypothetically.
>>213064255New GarysEconomics vidjeo? Got to load this up on the Firestick ready for beddingtons along with the new TLDR News.
>>213064256Can't wait for you to follow your leader and kill yourself
>>213064305pussy faggot make your move and plunge your cock in her arse
>>213064231>A breeding kink is a type of cum fetish which eroticizes unprotected sex and cumming into your partnerโs vagina or anus with their enthusiastic consent
>>213064312the thing about the pass that sucks is that its device bound? you enable it on one pc and then you have to reenable on another?
i shitpost at toilbergs and on my phone, and at my hoos, etc
>>213064282She is coming to my city in October she i honestly just can't wait to hold her and watch hockey with her
>>213064236ddg is just shitty google
shall be using librewolf and not 'explaining myself' to a single woman (as i do not talk to them)
>>213064312Imagine spending money to use this godawful website
Watching
Gary Eats
video on You tube
>>213064298Why do you use ublock and brave? Do racists really?
>>213064256>Savitri DeviLiterally just the 1940s equivalent of QAnon schizo cult leaders who believe Trump is literally Jesus / God and pray to him
this is me when i'm composing a moo deng poo peng gay porn post <3
>>213064356hes definitely a nonce
>>213064312Canโt fathom spending enough time here that a pass actually seems like a worthwhile investment. Grim grim GRIM
my hobbies as a mid 30s man
>taking drugs
>posting on /brit/
>collecting records
>gardening (applied for an allotment)
>national trust membership
>sex with prostitutes
>sudoku
>reddit
Thinking about getting a motorbike, joining a leisure centre, a film club, a hiking group, the freemasons, and maybe a political party.
>>213064312Yeah. Simply refuse to pay for a pass on account of my unjustified bans by jannies in the past.
Anytime I get banned I say โyeah thatโs fairโ and take it like a good boy and donโt post. But sometimes itโs just not on. I refuse to pay and actually be banned for nonsense reasons.
>>213064378someone has to pay the janny salaries
>>213064312you are unbelievably cucked brother
>>213064231My ex had this
>>213064337isn't that literally just missionary sex for the purpose of recreation
that's considered a fetish now?
Moo Deng? More like Poo Peng
>>213064364using only one of them sometimes misses an ad or two which is intolerable
>>213064384Have you considered applying for a personality?
>i honestly just can't wait to hold her and watch hockey with
now we know why she won't fuck you, probably thinks you're a homo
>>213064382If you post more than 100 times a year it's obviously worth it
>>213064384what kind of records do you collect
>>213064378you are a well known pass user dtfic
>>213064304it is dangerous to be an enemy of the united states, but fatal to be their friend
>>213064085mud with some petrol and whiskey
>>213064329Well we had a conversation were she talked about how she wishes I could carry her around Boston so she didn't have to walk
wish i could just go to sleep at an appointed time like normal people but every night it's a fucking struggle
Got a fetish for putting my willy inside a fanny.
>>213064397>>213064394>>213064382>>213064351time is money, unless you're poor
enjoy wasting your life filling out captchas just to post on the same site that you accuse others of wasting their life on
Itโs funny how foreigners just canโt fathom New Zealand. Itโs either lotr, haka, jacinda or rugby. You cunts just have no idea what happens here
>>213064432you are a schizophrenic imbecile lmfao i will never ever pay to use this god awful site
>>213064337anal babies eh
>>213064384>consumption x 8one hobby
Do not let yourself be disconcerted by the worldwide clamor that will now begin. There will come a day when all the lies will collapse under their own weight and truth will triumph once again
>>213064384"collecting" something isn't a hobby
neither is reddit
basically you just sniff gear and have sex with prossies but want to pretend you're a well-rounded person
>>213064465>You cunts just have no idea what happens hereit's because we don't care
I donโt pay for a pass and I donโt have to solve captchas either :^)
>>213064465cause nothing else does happen there
you're literally on equal footing to malawi or suriname as far as international relevance goes
>>213064491how's your mum doing mate
>>213064384What are prostitutes like, can you just go in and fuck essentially or do they expect a sort of onboarding from you?
>>213064463ah the old 'I cuck to the state / corporations because I'm not POOR' cope
be on your way, serf
>>213064463>ignores everybodyโs reasons and starts projectinghaha yeah nice one. good talk mate
>>213064495gay fishies :o
>>213064488Well yeah ignorance comes from laziness, Iโm not disputing your disinterest in learning things, amerifairy
>>213064465actually were deliberately treating your country as a collection of tropes in order to successfully rattle you for being a smarmy cunt
>>213064445Opportunity for the top spot has presented itself to Sir Cleverly. His military instincts kick in. It's go time.
>>213064304Do you actually think they'll last that long?
I mean maybe if Russia wants the longest war possible for minimal mobilisation but their economy is finally struggling.
I see it ending in 2027
>>213064465Literally nobody cares mate. Itโs like saying โthe only thing people know about Kazakhstan is Boratโ.
hmm yes I do believe it's time for the ill-advised evening coffee that both prevents me being able to fall asleep and also makes me need to get up through the night to pee
I have too many world class post ideas in my brain to only post once every minutes
Frankly 30 seconds feels too quick for the amount of high level content in my head waiting to be posted
>>213064356he likes it up the arse
>>213064538Iโm not smarmy, I like British people and I want you to fight more for the rights you deserve :/
file
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPd3qd0hVPk
wanking to plane crash footage
>>213064312>You lads genuinely fill out captchas every time you post?No.
>>213064465>You cunts just have no idea what happens hereie nothing, other than a few billionaire nonce blackmail / doomsday bunkers
IT'S 2AM AND THE PLACE IS GONNA CLOSE
>>213064465I've seen the tribe I know exactly what goes on in New Zealand
>>213064561I guess people are less interested in the world than I am. I could tell you a number of things about any country with a similar population to nz
>>213064507pretending she doesn't have a son when people ask
>>213064384thinking about getting a gf or planning to die alone?
>>213064495a bunch of pooferfish
Might start drinking coffee. Does anybody here drink coffee?
Iโm assuming a jar of instant coffee isnโt the way to go but I donโt know anything about coffee and havenโt drank it before other than a flat white or two from maccies.
Iโm in my 30โs btw
>>213064629republic of the congo
coffee is feminine dessert
>>213064659nescafe instant coffee with sugar and milk is more than enough
anyone requiring more is raped
thinking about trying candyflipping, i'm a very anxious person and would probably have a horrible time on acid, but a bit of molly and i'd probably be right as rain
https://vocaroo.com/1b8Jf4fVT60l
>>213064485how is collecting records not a hobby? i listen to them as well.
you're posting too much, dial it down
>>213064681Americans canโt fathom someone knowing things about the Congo? Itโs got a pretty interesting history
>>213064698she got big tits?
40 hrs is full time. anyone who says they do 80-90 hrs a week is pretending in a linkedin way. theyre probably exaggerating based on time taken up by getting ready for work or thinking about work in the evening and their contracts will be flexible but they still won't be getting those exact hrs
Spent 35 quid on two bottles of wine
Genuinely what was I thinking
I just suck on discarded dolce gusto pods
>>213064724No sheโs not even hot, some skinny vegan type
https://vocaroo.com/1iytEM9ULygR
>>213064716I know peoples hands would get chopped off if they didn't produce their rubber quota
belgians were brootal
drax
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>>213064736do you not get breaks
>>213064479>>gardening (applied for an allotment)not consumption. its a productive hobby that gives back to mother earth. yes she rewards me with strawberries and poppy seeds that i consume but thats only a small part of the hobby.
>>national trust membershipthats a contribution, not consumption.
My hobby? Glad you asked. Itโs playing YouTube videos on a topic I tell myself Iโm interested in whilst not paying attention and wasting my time on /brit/ in another window.
>>>/g/105974921
>>>/g/105974921
>>>/g/105974921
If we do get banned, I'd like to say it's been an honour posting on 4chan, /int/ and especially /brit/ for the last 10+ years.
A toast!
Prosit!
>>213064762Me
But I only like pudgy old white men who wear bowties
I like pumping their smooth arses
>>213064754that cabin boy was makin' a move man
he had to get it on
>>213064779affirmative timbot
>>213064744he's right you know
Could be the fabled jackdaw
Any twitchers in who can confirm?
>>213064750it was worse, the plantation guards had to prove that every bullet fired was used to kill a rebel and not hunt wildlife, so they had to bring back their right hands to get paid. this put a monetary value on right hands, so the guards would start cutting them off innocent living people for money en mass
>>213064716apparently they drink um bongo
>>213064769allotments are great lad don't listen to him. wish i had one to grow pumpkins and courgettes but the waiting list is really long
>>213064806Thatโs a pigeon mate
>>213064808absolute dystopic fucking nightmare country
>>213064790I'll see yeh in another life eh brother
>>213064832Pretty fucking weird pigeon
oboete imasu ka? me to me ga atta toki wo
oboete imasu ka? te to te ga fure atta toki
sore wa hajimete no, ai no tabedachi deshita
i love you so
>>213064516i addressed them. concession accepted
>>213064779ktiming a LOT at this
>>213064762im bisexual but only for hairless white muscular men with suckable penises
>>213064659i randomly started drinking coffee at like 22 near end of uni . it was after church when the teas and coffees come out and for some reason i just reached for it which i'd never been compelled to do. i must have felt time to grow up or maybe it was because there used to be other people my age to hang out with after church but now there weren't so i either had to sit alone or join in with the adults. my taste and had obviously changed and i didnt mind it. i ended up buying it on way to a class the next week. and then went and bought a jar of instant with what little money i had because i didnt have a job. hated it and had to invest in a aeropress and started following the internet from there on
https://howfarfrommydoorstep.co.uk/
>>213064508It's just a bit of fun. You ring them up, go to theirs (i only do incalls, never have them at my house). Hand them the money. They leave the room to stash it. some offer a shower, most offer a massage. if your really horny just start feeling them up and being playful. most of them are up for shagging straight away but like any woman you do a bit of foreplay. play with her tits, introduce yourself to her nips. some do kissing but i dont like kissing, its too intimate for me. i do tongue their minge. 69. condom on then into doggy. missionary. condom off, spaff on her tits. jobs a good un. ill catch my breath, maybe chat. ive cuddled some prozzers. or ill pop my jeans and t shirt back on and leave.
>>213064808>>213064833read On Exterminationism by Cรฉsar Tort.
>>213064716what about current things
ever cum in your belly button and have to use tons of tissue to get it out
>>213064883All penises are suckable
>>213064659Yeah I drink coffee. Sometimes I just have instant coffee because I'm lazy. But if I'm feeling less lazy then I brew some ground coffee in an Aeropress (it's a plastic gizmo you can buy). In your case if you're new to coffee then you should probably just start with some instant coffee and see if you like it. See what's on offer in the supermarket. Sometimes the slightly more upmarket ones like Nescafe Azera are on offer. If you can get 100g for around 3 pounds then that's okay.
https://vocaroo.com/1innq0Vz61py
>>213064901easier if you let it dry and scoop it out
>>213064903donโt like overly veiny ones or ones with weird frenulums
>>213064646im still 50/50 on that
always enjoyed my own company
but it would be nice to get a wife and maybe have some kids
>>213064737try a 80 quid bottle. thats the only threshold you start to notice a difference with virgin/naked/tesco shite
>>213064914they do glass aeropresses now btw lad, for the microplastic conscious among us
cost an arm and a leg though
just could not pay for sex me
seems beyond humiliating
>>213064892>i do tongue their mingewhy? for the love of god why?! I'd sooner lick the seat of a tube station toilet
>>213064829yeah ive just joined the list and dont expect one this year
>>213064659Start off with instant
If you like it buy yourself some fresh pre ground and a cafetiรจre
Then you can get yourself a grinder and some whole beans and perhaps a cute Japanese dripper
And then go from there the world is your oyster
Perhaps you'd like to get into espresso
Perhaps you'd like to spend several thousand pounds on a high end grinder
Perhaps you'd like to learn how to make latte art
>>213064887Sounds like itโs going to be expensive
>>213064914Alright cheers. Iโll try instant coffee then have a google what this aeropress thing everyone is talking about is
>>213064952If you gotta pay for box you still good
https://x.com/spo9globoob/status/1946875068606202107
aeropress is a gimmick . the real aficionado does clever press pour over
>>213064952thought about it but the bints on adultwork in my area are grim
I notice now that I sit down a lot I have to go piss a lot too. Jews?
looking at google reviews of migrant hotels and so many people seem to be able to make bookings but when they arrive they are told there are no rooms left
you need a licence to grow pumpkins and courgettes in the soil of this country meanwhile 1million afghans are flown in and granted housing and PIP for life
think on
>>213064889>0 in bradford this is just proof they specifically target white areas for these things
>>213064889hmmmm
at least theyre probably driven completely mad by living next to the airport
not far to go if they ever get deported too
>>213064892thanks for the write up mate very informative, seems like they want to try to enjoy it a little bit
feel like Iโd be awkward in that situation but im sure they deal with worse
>>213064921not for me, i like it
>>213064965>I'd sooner lick the seat of a tube station toileteach to their own. prostitutes are just women, they like it. i enjoy it. it might sound grim but in the moment its just proper horny.
>>213064965when you're horny you'll do far more than you think
have tongued several prostitutes arses so hard i had shit on my tongue
>>>/g/105998850
wait so they painted his willard massive deliberately? what did they mean by that? that he had a big COCK
House them in all-girls schools NOW
>>213065009fucking this, not a looker in the bunch
is there a more upmarket alternative to Adultwork with higher prices but actually shaggable girls?
walking down the street like i'm king of the incels
>>213064980the beans are the most expensive part but you can deals of subscriptions or just pick them up at the shops
unless you get swept along with trends like me and buy every gizmo like a sucker. luckily im beyond that now. no gadget or method really matters more than any other. just get fresh beans from a third wave coffee place and you're set
>>213065031get yourself over here pal. Great Britain is the best place for most Yanks to visit. we have so much going on and you can shag escorts and nobody is bothered. they are professionals and make the situation comfortable. believe me, with tits in your face your awkwardness melts away. just turn off your mind, relax and float downstream.
>>213064889I live in a village, we have 3 migrant hotels, it not right.