Thread 212557682

Buckfast Abbey edition

poo smells

>>212557682 (OP)
This is the thread

might stop watching wwe its getting too full of women and non whites

Am on PIP

Skegness for the holidays okay

aha alri- *gets blown up by >>212559270*

The cronem are activaaaaaaaatingggg

>>212559327
la cerdita

>>212559303
You've cooked up this bizarre headcanon about a poster who doesn't exist and every time you see a leaf it triggers you

Maybe you're the one taking things too seriously, hmm?

>>212559327
Umm

neoliberal bull logging in

I personally enjoy heatherposters posts.

>>212559312
the bradford bomber claims another one
police, mi5, sas powerless to stop me
i will explode another thread if my demands are not met

>>212559361
Do you think anyone believes this?

>>212559366
Wasn't that funny in the other thread either

britain shouldn't have a population of 70 million + people, we used to be a leafy island paradise but now we are an overpopulated natureless hellhole. 24 million max.

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

>Maybe you're the one taking things too seriously, hmm?
he posted, completely unbothered

Pot noodle and a wank kind of evening methinks

>>212559396
Do you think I care?

>>212559408
*yawns really loudly*

Caoimhe

>>212559408
needed the wood for boats

>>212559411
He actually thinks people don’t realise he’s here constantly. That’s blown my mind

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

>>212558974
Which one's the robotic activation song?
I always sing and hum, "All these Katy know I get dough, pop a Katy hymen like crisco. Pumping on the gas like Citco. Phat batty oh Katy tho, yea."

Mental how badly I mindraped him lmfao

tranny power hour is it

>>212559437
Downgrade

>>212559434
Seems like it, you try very hard to convince people you don’t come here much so it must make you a little ashamed I would say?

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

Me? Started the "methinks" meme
*sucks on a willy like its a cigar*

>>212559444
checked

>>212559460
Are you really “lmfao”? Do you think this is anywhere near approaching normal behaviour?

>>212559469
>very hard
Do I though?

Seems a bit of an exaggeration.

>>212559487
what ai you use for dis

>>212559437
Um

went to thailand genuinely to enjoy the tourism but everyone is so zogged they instantly assume you must have been rooting prozzies

>>212559499
he's kinda cute ngl

DPD say they delivered my Amazon parcel today but they are fucking liars I was in all day

Loathe to give give attention, but it speaks to his lack of experience that he thinks hymens 'snap'

>>212557682 (OP)
wahey lets all get on the bucky on Friday night
all /brit/ posters must post a photo of their bokkle of buckfast on Friday 11th. no excuses.

>>212559515
Google Veo bruv, you have to pay for credits but it’s worth it xx

>>212559521
>went to thailand genuinely to enjoy the tourism

>>212559507
It's a figure of speech

>normal behaviour
Posting here is not normal and I never said it was

Bizarre projection on your part desu lad

Achtung!: Die Crönem sind aktiviert.

>>212559536
maybe they dont with your swc timmy xx

>>212559533
bigot. that is a valid beautiful woman sharing a momentous occasion with the world

>just go on an incel walk bro
the walk:

>>212559327
corr what is she some kind of female conan i wonder where she from

ahaha im wasted

>>212559580
>chinaman when he sees an unattended child

>>212559408
I think it'd be cool if we were more like Japan. We just sprawl everywhere - you're never more than a 5 minute walk from a village or hamlet. In Japan they're all concentrated in Urban areas and as a result have shitloads of nature despite having a large population

the incel walk in question

>>212559522
Doc gave it to him straight like a pear cider made from 100 percent pears

>>212559515
Bing Video creator. It's new and free to use

>>212559327
too big

>>212559569
OK well at least you have a touch of self-awareness. I’m off to have dinner with my wife, enjoy being here all evening again!

>>212559580
Anon on his 15 mile cycle

>>212559618
arbeit macht frei

>>212559602
*starts fondling your breasts*

haven't bothered going for an incel walk for weeks what's the point. get a £4 coffee and walk in the park seeing loads of couples enjoying each other's company or walk through the city centre avoiding beggars and smackheads

milking umposters and sending their umsperms to a sperm bank to make more umposters

vexatious clappenings about to take place

>>212559646
COOL

>>212559640
Thanks mate

Enjoy thinking about me every day

>>212559655
get yourself out for a walk along the coast lad

>>212559655
ktim - love it when it's sunny but seeing so many happy couples really depresses me

>>212559671
hmm

>>212559671
um
but i'm a woman

>>212559522
Love how much shit like this makes 'eddit seethe

>>212559672
some snappenings about to occur mmhmm xx

Tax the 100kionaires 95%

>>212559672
yeah dey excited for dat vicious clartening x

>>212559735
jk rowling disagrees

>>212559521
id only go to thailand for rooting prozzies, taking drugs, and hitting the beaches for a swim and a tan

wintertoil looms, 9 months of hell circa september

prepare now

>>212559766
mmhmm aint dat rite xx

>>212559778
nah its peng, only times i did drugs was when i was in the hostels and spent 5 days smoking weed dossing around with 3 german birds

>>212559809
oh no :)

>>212559778
What about the food?

got fucking nothing in to eat
sick of it

>>212559825
weed is boring, id like to try proper china white golden triangle heroin

Had a fight with the gf and she won’t admit she’s wrong and I can’t really be bothered carrying on the fight but at the same time I don’t really want to let her get away with acting like she did nothing wrong. What do?

why is our countryside so peng? why do we only get to enjoy it for ~2 months of the year? what a cruel life forced upon us

>>212559869
shut down for the other 10 months does it?

>>212559864
Grow up

anyone know if vicious clartenings are on sale with prime

>>212559864
get mega pint

No mother should have to bury her own child.

>>212559864
She’s probably cheating on you with BBC

>>212559869
everything left and right of that path is private. stay in your lane little landless prole

>>212559869
the countryside is racist

>>212559916
quicktap to clear her mind

>>212559864
buy booze, get drunk and have sex

>>212559845
i dont like oriental food, id be taking a few tins of baked beans with me

>>212559884
>>212559900
>>212559916
>>212559936
OK cool but I’m looking for advice from people who aren’t mentally ill incels please

>>212559939
Thai food is excellent though

>>212559869
>cleared forests for grazing land
>VGH THIS IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

>>212559672
he plottin violence

>>212559864
shut up and shag her properly and this boring bastard blogpost never need happen

feel quite sick

>>212559946
Rude

>>212559939
i respect it

>>212559864
what was the argument about

Screaming at the thought of heatherpaedo hastily typing his card details in so he can generate more videos of his paedophilic/homosexual fantasy

>>212559970
what's wrong, la?

finished my youtube video
taking recs as to what to watch next

>>212560026
mad max fury road

>>212559869
primed ready for being plastered in tarmac, 50+ migrant hotels, get them fed rorke get them wanked

>>212559580
:(

>>212559948
ony had it once at a work do. there was green slop and brown slop. the lads made me try a bit of both and they were horrible. i once had chinky noodles and it was disgusting, they were so greasy and slimey and sickly. horrible horrible horrible. the only oriental food ive ever enjoyed was korean fried chicken but i still prefer american style fried chicken

>>212560026
watch another youtube video lad

>>212560026
https://youtu.be/CLHf4RF2IHo?si=SsZzxXMC5mOEImB4
Get it watched

>>212560026
kendra sunderland's interracial obsession part 2

>>212560026
mike okay hitchhiking across china

>british country side enjoyers
brutally mogged by the highland bvlls

heathersir redeeming the google play store gift cards to epically troll the britishers

>>212559946
I have a missus mate, almost a decade long together but you do you

>>212560022
dey givin her dat gherkin gold pass welcome xx

>>212560026
frasier

>>212560077
timmy be like maude this is absolutely stunning !!

>>212560077
kek that's probably the highest point there
pathetic

erm...

>>212560021
dont know finding it slightly hard to breathe and my eyes hurt

rodney you plonker

>10 years with the same fannard

actually mental behaviour when you think about it like in the hard light of day you would know deep down youd be boooooored of that pussy turning on fifa to get away from it any excuse

Wish I was more activeee

is his name really Quentin

based jez
man of the people

>>212560124
how's mumberg?

>>212560077
didn't know you guys had mountains

>>212560136
Yeah but the moment she shags some other geezer you'd be melty don't play lad

>>212560123
Кopпyc Кpoнeмa

>>212560136
No wonder he’s spending his evening rotting away on 4chan away from her while she’s out at the Gherkin xx

>>212560124
yea i got nothing, sorry

God this nigga really is a subhuman

>>212560195
Who?

>>212560195
He’s extremely handsome damn, who is he?

Anyone here work in SEO, was thinking of getting a Job.. eh, wait a sec. Aha. Pardon me. Lol.

>>212560160
surgerytoil T- 7 days

never going to read a single word about the 'post office scandal' sounds like the most boring shit ever

>>212560022
LOL
no desktop capabity though for the bing ting

um?

>>212560218
dtfic's finest moment that was

You know how america has hotdog eating contest? What if we did a sausage roll eating contest?

Just seen Quentin's willy on Xitter

sucked down a bottle of wine and dont feel anything at all
its because its a tuesday and you dont get drunk on tuesdays

>>212560254
ummvile

>>212560265
was it french?

>>212560263
I saw that post as well. I was pleasantly surprised how suckable it was

European civilisation died in 1914. After WW1 it was just various authoritarian murderous ideologies (bolshevism, fascism), before our capitulation to American commercialism after 1945, and then the subsequent transition into globalist technocracy.

(gropey) cuddle with Jack

Get the thigh highs posted please lads

>>212560123
2 white English guys were the ringleaders

amazing how good the so-called 'the beatles' self titled album is, can come back to it ad-infinitum and find something new each time, a new obsession, a new song for our time

>>212560155
Me second from right looking vaguely normal but then you notice the spasms and slurred speech

>>212560293
Obviously not, I don’t buy that pig swill. It was Italian

why does biting aluminum cans feel so good

>>212560310
odd gimmick

samyang buldak 2x spicy sauce right up the japseye

get the potato crops infected with blight
get the micks starved

>>212560170
>he doesn't know about the snowy cairngorm ski resorts

What about instead of The Beatles - Yhe Bimbles

>>212560293
portuguese
vinho verde
nice fizz on it, lavely

>>212560328
HOPE YOU GET SICK YOU TASTELESS BASTARD

mad how much you realise british people are subhumans when you go to another country

BURIED
HIS
UNCLE
lads

lot of poofs in the thread, might leave to avoid contagious poof thoughts.

bimbly. funny

>>212560342
sounds like a good way to slice up your gums really badly

>>212560381
hope you don't get sick, you're not mean about it

>>212559836
haha white girls love bbc x

Your thoughts on this integral piece of British culture?

>>212560395
Working class British people/Northerners, yes.

tbqh the issues plaguing america are similar to ours own

it's simply not worth it to destroy the social and economic order of a country just to punish a few nonces

why didn't superman just save his dad wtf

>>212559864
Fuck her into submission

>>212560307
Thing is, 1914 happened because it was inevitable
The pre-WWI modern order couldn't sustain itself because it was conflict or the threat of conflict that had created it

wonder how many lads here have fucked a tranny

>>212559946
Tell her why she’s wrong in detail because without communication relationships die

>>212560434
Hope your existence is nasty, brutish and short

>>212560448
Nah all of them
I've been everywhere
South East has best natural beauty but even then, that's only relative

>>212560441
>you're not mean about it
what

>>212560480
Got sucked off by one last year
I've got a big willard and he swallowed it down like a hot dog
Had me curling me toes

Thinking about Hobbes right now with a long stiffy.

>>212560527
uhh, why?

>>212560542
about drinking foren wine

started playing baldur's gate 3 and i had to choose what kind of knob my character had

Mad how Epstein had DO NOT CALL next to the Clintons' number
Freak that he was, man did not want to get murdered

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginoplasty#/media/File:Neovagina_-_penile_inversion_vaginoplasty.png
*WARNING NSFW*
doesn't really look so bad to be fair, nothing like the horrible botched ones i've seen posted around the 'chon

‘he ‘roto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pjZNxpT6g8

>>212560310
he wouldn’t like that

>>212560568
its all forrin to me mate

this Quentin dude is genuinely mentally ill what the fuck

Talk about earners? How about Fat Dom Gamiello?

I am fucking plastered

>>212560570
is it like cp77 where you can choose from three different sizes and if it's cut or incut, and pubic hair style?

cat can eat green beans he likes it gary eats XD

>>212560580
Where's the beef?

>>212560616
genuinely even the smallest cock size in that game doesn't even come close to how small mine is in real life
not very inclusive is it

>>212560589
it's not to me

Crusader Kings character nudity

Mad how

>>212560637
Jay

Mumberg talking about her slut phase

Small Penis? *Last Post starts playing*

>>212560668
truly have never seen a cock smaller than my own

>>212560637
maybe your character is a shower not a grower

>>212560580
grim

got the dasha chaturbate on

>>212560580
basically just a massive gaping wound
hope it gets infected and they die

>>212560674
Did she have a Gold Pass? xx

>>212560674
Has she broached the subject of shagging up the arse

>>212560651
sorry lad

Say what you will about Miles Davis, he changed the face of jazz at least three times.

>>212560155
i reckon its a Labour plot
round up the independents under a banner
done in the guise of them attaining legitimacy under corbyn
Remove Keirs enemies within, push out the looney left from Labour into the sultana-corbyn brand. solidifying Keirs grip on the Labour party
The public will see the corbyn/sultana brand as a radical fringe party
Labour can use them as a leftist attack dog on Reform
while their attacks on Labour will be futile and seem silly and the top
'New' New Labour are the sensible centrists the normie public will cling to in desperation

starting to panic a little bit that god might not actually exist

that we're essentially just biological computers that shut down into nothing, and dont actually have souls

>>212560703
mad how she's got the body of a 13yo
peng peng PENG

I let chickbergs come in on the front porch where the fans are to beat the heat and they shat all over it

Wonder who will win next election
Lib Dem surge on the cards

>>212560732
it's ok
the portuguese need love too

Sir 4D Chess

wondering why i havent got any yous. realise i havent posted anything yet

Sick of him

>>212560785
he looks evil

>>212560785
Now that’s a proper british feline

>>212560768
hung parliament. libdem-green- corbyn alliance wins it

need to renew my ESTA

>>212560802
hi quinty

>>212560802
kek

Our greatest allies x
They give us the Algarve and we give them sosij rolls x

>>212560752
>needs Godberg to "not panic"

>>212560768
Hoping to see a WPB surge

>>212560768
My bet is on a groco to keep reform from power
Labour+Green+ex Labour paki left+Lib Dem+SNP+a smattering of tories

>>212560371
yeah I don't know, are they quaint and cozy?

>>212560831
dont fancy complete non-existence personally

Chill out Rorke you wet wipe

>>212560860
You didn't mind it before you were born so what's the issue.

>>212560703
she isnt on chaturbate. that is just an image you took from a forum
>>212560756
kill yourself

language timothy!

*eats all the pies and all the puddings*

>>212560752
god exists
god manifests as every living thing
god is the universe and everything in it
you are a living manifestation of god
live your live as such

>>212560889
Kill yourself and go back freak

>>212560752
Matter can’t be destroyed and we don’t even know how our own consciousness or dreams work mate, you’ll be fine. We’ve never known anything other than existence as a human so there could be multitudes of other experiences out there

>>212560616
i think there were only 4 different types of knob and i couldn't customize the pubes. noticed one didn't have a foreskin though.

My hair is going, I am fat and unwell from drinking. I have crows feet around my eyes and frown lines from the interal bitterness. Soon I will celebrate my 32nd birthday

>>212560768
Labour win 2029
id put money on it

>>212560867
Silly troon was going to have a melty at work anyway, they just saved everyone a bit of time

me? pooing

how the fuck does someone unironically named quentin make fun of people named timothy

>>212560889
stupid CUNT

>>212560906
and god is a bit of a cunt

something sad about seeing a man who is very muscular but he has pretty narrow shoulders so it completely defeats his aesthetic, makes you wonder why he even bothered

one big happy muthafuckin family

>>212560906
Wow so everything exists, amazing, philosophy A+

>>212560966
God isn’t a person

manifesting a poo

>>212560322
Never listened to it

already had a wank earlier but cant remember it
will have to indulge in another

>>212560967
Brosplitlad on vpn

In the US both "pie" and "pudding" could refer to something that is or has chocolate in it. In the UK, both terms could refer to something that has sheep liver or pig kidney in it.

>>212560962
almost like that isn't him you fat gullible cunt

quenty melty

i dont even care anymore. at the age of 32, i havent experienced anything. ive been a loser for my entire life. i was a loser throughout high school with no social memories. i was a loser during college. i was a loser throughout my 20s. im a loser into my 30s. i dont have money. i dont have friends. i dont have any relationship or sexual experience. i dont have a fulfilling career. i have completely given up on life. i dont even smile and pretend to be happy. i am in a permanent frown, staring at the ground, barely speak to anyone, and dont have the self-esteem or self-confidence to do anything about it. it would be impossible to even describe the pit of depression that i have been in for as long as i can remember. i hate waking up every morning. i hate facing every day. i hate reading stories about people who are dying young, or comitting suicide because i get extremely envious of how lucky they are. every night i pray to die in my sleep, or get a terminal illness so i can die quickly.

https://www.instagram.com/naomih_official/
Poe's Law got me buggin

>>212560986
still a cunt

sorry to draw attention to it but is actually beyond mental when you think about it isn't it?
sat here day in, day out, just spamming ai images
what sort of life is that?

>>212561034
Ok

diogo jota was driving like an idiot

the guy who drove through the parade was being attacked by supporters

how come every tragedy associated with liverpool it turns out the did it to themselves

>>212561034
cheer up mate :)

>>212561034
grow up

>>212560026
https://ww.yesmovies.ag/movie/less-than-zero-11034.html

>>212561062
who cares?

why are the swede and the frenchman the only good JFs?

>>212561006
pie and pudding has NOTHING to do with sweetness
you stupid fucking YANK CUNT
FUCK OFF

>>212561006
a pie is a filled pastry

>>212561034
you're the Gavrilo Princip of WW3. do it.

>>212561013
hello quentin

>>212561056
He's a very creative man and we're blessed to have him ok?

>>212561034
have you tried shagging a fat bint?

Retarded yank making us look bad by forgetting about how much we love chicken pot pies here

>>212561139
retard

>>212561034
get a clue you freak

Looking for fit birds on tinternet. Anyone up for a chat?

>>212561065
there are conservation laws that apply even when matter and antimatter annihilate themselves in a collision, so yes.

>>212561034
you are responsible for your circumstances. If you dont like clothes, change them. if you don't like your diet change it. if you don't like your body, change it.

>>212561191
>>212561191
>>212561191

Pengali edition please

>>212561103
because being a 'good JF' means being a gimp
swede is an autist that dresses like he's in the 1800s on public transportation and the french guy is a swarthy arab whos only quality is talking about how professor oak shagged ash's mom

>>212561207
oi! OI!

>>212561191
>>212561191
>>212561191
new