/brit/ in the news edition

poo crying out of my arse

gay porn

Listening to Korn at the suggestion of the toilfu, and it is astonishingly shit. It's like Deftones but worse in every single way. Will pretend to like it in front of her thoughalbeithowever, because I want to shag her, you see.

office drones: another day in the excel mines
reality: fiddling about in canva for 30 minutes before calling IT support and scrolling tiktok for the rest of the day

>>213027501 (OP)
>9year old incel
Makes ya sick it does

*makes a post*

/brit/: Bad Company 2

*replies to your post*

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go where fashion sits
puttin on the ritz
https://youtu.be/YsGjFh1ke44

>WHY IS THERE NO TURKISH BARBER IN
/BRIT/!?

>>213027546
>Will pretend to like it in front of her thoughalbeithowever, because I want to shag her, you see.
be different, tell her it's shit

Other thing about boomers is if you somehow end up in a restaurant or pub and you're NOT serving them, they'll constantly have this nasty foul look on their face like they're actively seething that you're not waiting on them. "How dare they not be working to help us?!!" That or they just stare at you like they're brain is broken because they can't stand the idea of young people that go out and do things like they do. To them young people should ALWAYS be slaving and making them more money. They see this and that's probably when they start ranting and raving and wanting to import cheap labour thirdies. Nasty horrible generation.

She's a bad company a real bad company

am such a fucked up rapecel plonker of a man

everyone shut the fuck up I'm trying to think

>>213027641
*flicks your willy*

>>213027631
https://youtu.be/I8JjFssRVNU

Wish I didn’t eat all that cheesecake I should’ve saved it for tonight

>>213027662
*immediately bursts into tears*

>>213027627
Dont do this. Women do not want this

don't be a fucked up rapecel plonker all your life rodney

Hasan is a lot smarter than I took him for, he cooked them.

*shuts the fuck up*

>>213027664
but another one, treat yourself :)

>>213027681
Funny how they always pick absolute mongoloids to debate. Why not get Fuentes on

might defect to the soviet union

>>213027675
Me when ive finished eating cheese cake

Marxshallah, Starmer and Lammy will be tried in The Hague for aiding the Israeli holocaust of the Palestinians, and will be sentenced to death by hanging.

>>213027681
>invite a bunch of idiots on
>dunk on them
Wow much smart, very intelligent

favourite gimmick: the canadian that's constantly going mental
least favourite gimmick: the lad that pretended to live in spain

>>213027688
1300 calories a cake can’t be doing that unfortunately mate

>>213027696
>Funny how they always pick absolute mongoloids to debate
well they have to, if there were 20 decently educated and well-informed people debating him he'd get fucking decimated. anyone would, regardless of their opinion.

>>213027675
me when my family and loved ones die in a horrific car accident

>>213027681
This is exactly the same as ben shapiro "destroying leftists" cringe clickbait

my new gimmique? *flicks your willy*

>>213027681
>>213027696
Far rightoids are statistically the lowest IQ political group (and the far left are the highest IQ)
Also two of them ("Connor" and Kai) are literally Nazi groypers and Fuentes' top sidekicks

Chuds cannot fathom that women have it harder than men

yep 4chan is definitely going down in the uk

this discord server is for level 18s and up ONLY

Adolf "the Body" Hitler

the only halfway intelligent american conservative is michael anton and no one's ever heard of him because he's intelligent

>>213027696
>>213027717
>when shapiro, robertson or [insert rightwing grifter] do it, it's good
>when leftoids do it, it's bad :(

>>213027727
half of them were unironically groypers sent forward by fuentes

rorke flipping tf out when a nether portal suddenly appears in the living room
leftypol trying to bring pigmen biomass over and getting them set up with their PIP claim

what the hell is a groyper

>>213027765
Never said it was good at all. Both are the same brand of confirmation bias clickbait nonsense for terminally online losers

actually mental how good the sopranos and the wire are

I WANT TO BE A WOMAN

>>213027790
nobody knows

Heinrich "Hurricane" Himmler

groyping myself

>>213027762
>>213027765
>>213027787
I'm a gangster.
https://youtu.be/_9rs9PSG9qE

Is Ask Jeeves down?

>>213027790
Followers of the far right Mexican homosexual, Nick Fuents

https://youtu.be/4xLgp2MyNco?si=9wySAlvdpkTMkmNf

>>213027765
>groypers
Dont know what that means
>fuentes
Dont know who that is

>>213027807
both redit shit put some peaky blinders on

>>213027790
Sir Nick Fuentes's fanbase. He named them groypers after the pepe frog.

>>213027751
Yes we are all well aware that Oxbridge grads never experience the effects of their destructive policies and can hence slip easily into the reverie of bleeding heart xenophilia.
Fraser Nelson is probably high IQ and when he gets a bit worried that importing 700,000 third worlders a year might have permanently ruined the country his ancestors worked so hard to defend and enrich, he reads a study that says crime is down and breathes a sigh of relief, the science proved it, leftist policies make the nation safe and vibrant.
He never actually strolls through Piccadilly, why would he

This is my vibe next season. Summer was a wash, but finishing 2025 strong. Any thoughts?

>>213027845

>>213027843
>>213027852

>>213027718
all me

I thought groyper was a twitter thing that the brown mexican hordes that care about "fuentes" co-opted and ruined

>>213027852
>>213027867
This beat goes very hard.
https://youtu.be/YZ0fH26kF8M

>terminally online lovers
Ktim

nobody:
absolutely nobody:
limmy: I was wearing like a t-shirt and a pair of denims

In my ideal world anyone with right wing politics would be killed or sent to reeducation camps until they are entirely loyal and totally retrained servants of the proletariat

>>213027852
why does groyper have to do with pepe the frog

shagging a bum

been well into kitkats as of late
just a solid piece of chocolate all around no frills no gimmicks

just had a little cry thinking about palestine

>>213027898
why were you spamming /sauna/ last night

He thinks a graph is necessary as if it's not happening right in front of our faces.
high IQ Ben Wallace proudly ushers in 100,000 afghans to the tune of £7bn, because he'll sleep soundly in his detached behind a wrought iron gate no matter if the surrounding proles are cockney or afghan. No skin off his back. The important thing is he gets to play Great White Savior to the seppoys

>Gaza health ministry says 33 people dead from malnutrition in last 48 hours

It's just not right

I desperately need to be in a BDSM relationship
I need to wear latex and pvc, to be tied up and spanked and gagged, I need to be clicker trained and called a good girl, I need to learn how to suck cock and be treated as a free use anal slut
Alas, I will never get any of that, I'll never so much as even get to hug or kiss another human, and so as a result I am desperately suicidal

>>213027915
groyper the toad its this fella

>>213027972
how does this affect you though?
I'm not being flippant, tell me how this has any impact on your existence

>>213027696
why not get another absolute mongoloid on?

>>213027972
ah yeh the terrorists report that did they? we all know how honest they are

err... okays then >.>

>>213027972
Lammy and Starmer are responsible for this
They fund Israel, send the weapons, refuse to place any sanctions or embargo, they outlaw criticism of Israel
They must go to prison

>>213027987
it's not though, that's easter the toad, always was and always will be. /pol/ makes everything they touch cringe and gay

and then they took the palestinian babies and they skinned them and turned them into tablecloths

>>213027972
but we can't send nigerian rapists back

Trump made being Right Wing low status. Regardless of what I actually believe, publicly I'm going to maintain my comfy progressive beliefs. Being too progressive can also be low status so you've got to temper it a bit.

>>213027995
Fuentes has never lost a debate

id be leftypol if the country were homogenous

>>213027696
Unironically, a lot of the people they had online were clearly terminally online and better at debates than the average on the street person. I'd bet my left nut that at least two of them clearly spent hundreds of hours on the chan. Hasan is just THAT good.

the gin and tonics did the trick lads, got the cast off and got one of those moonboot things instead. still some bone healing needed but my approach has paid off.

>>213027992
The Ummah is one body and when one part of the body is hurting the whole body is affected.

>>213028031
Trying to make things sound unreasonable by exaggeration is retarded you Zionist shill, when your people literally have shooting competitions aiming to shoot the brains, stomachs, knees, testicles of toddlers and children queueing for aid

>>213028060
>if there weren't any biomass i would want to import some
so you're a spastic then, got it

>>213028043
>>213028060
>>213028064
Jay Dyer could pwn the lot of them.

>>213028074
Good work :)

>>213028060
me too but alas leftypol does all he can to repulse me

>Hamastanians start a war
>they get btfo jewish chads
>cry about it

dont care

not sure how to reconcile my vehement hatred for all the foreigners coming in abusing schemes like university with the fact that I became decent mates with a couple black in uni and they were very capable of bantering and having a laugh

>>213028081
>when your people literally have shooting competitions aiming to shoot the brains, stomachs, knees, testicles of toddlers and children queueing for aid
And then they made their skin into lampshades and soap right?

Stalin and Mao didn't go far enough.
Allowing a single rightoid to exist anywhere on the Earth was, and is, a massive mistake.

>>213028095
might have a few cans to celebrate

>>213028043
he's literally a closeted gay mexican white nationalist. his opinions and positions arent worth listening to by virtue of his character, and are actually made worse

>>213028064
*they had there were clearly

>>213027972
Shouldnt have voted for hamas should they

>>213028031
israeloids were the ones that claimed they killed 500 babies on oct 7

>>213027922
for me it's the chunky peanut butter one

>>213028006
refuse to believe that anyone is convinced by this argument

Any beard people in?
Haven't shaved in about 10 days. Look like a scraggly tramp.
How long do I have to stay in the pube face phase before I look like a normal person with a beard?

>>213027753
a man who’s made peace with having a small willy is basically halfway to nirvana imo

I thought you were supposed to bake them into matzah, what's all this about tablecloths and lampshades? Surely this is contrary Talmudic doctrine

>dying of starvation
couldnt be me if i was over there id strive to live with my tremendous will id eat my fingernails and then my toenails and then run around looking for insects and cats and failing that id eat my toes and then my fingers and then go from there

>>213028134
post that pic again I didn't have chance to see it full screened before

>>213028130
got a shit beard now, can't be bothered to shave

leftypol believing every word a proscribed terrorist group says lmao

stop war. now.

Why don't the stronger Palestinians simply overpower and eat the weaker ones? Are they stupid?

YOU are EVIL

you are EVIL KNIEVAL

>>213028130
I have a tache, I'd say it takes about two weeks to get fully out of the itchy scruff phase

just stop toil, good gimmck

>>213028151
Based will to survive chad. Just like the dad from the road

>>213028106
you would think that after getting btfo'd for like the 10th would make them realise they can't win

>>213028151
i've been living off birds i trap on my roof for the last 5 years, i've not spent a penny and i'm yet to starve. in fact i'm thriving.

>>213027753
Men will look at this and call the woman stupid and say that breast size doesn't matter at all in reality.
Then they will go cry on the internet because they don't have a 9 inch cock like the pornstars they watch.
Odd phenomenon.
Mahna Mahna.

>>213028172
>>213028189
>>213028194
https://youtu.be/MDq9YHcIip0

>>213028106
perfect example of chat shit get banged

>>213028119
>ad hominem
You have no argument

>>213028153
good. that was my pic and i dont want to embarrass myself again

has anyone else started stockpiling supplies given the way the world is going? I've got about 50 litres of water and a load of tinned food so far

>>213028209
boob size has no actual effect on sexual pleasure, dick size does. apples and orange etc etc

>>213028202
so what do you propose they do, live under the boot forever?

>>213028209
>Men will look at this and call the woman stupid and say that breast size doesn't matter at all in reality.
no they won't
you're an idiot

>>213028216
Ukraine is a better example.

there's just something about big huge heaving chebs that nothing else can replace

eating cereal with lactose free milk

>>213028209
plenty of men love small boobs, no women will ever like my tiny 5 inch willard

black ops 2 was better than mw2

>>213028106
>Hamastanians

>>213028257
first the one, then the other
next question

>>213028043

>>213028257
Call of Duty sucks and is for gaylords.

>>213028257
Wrong and bad opinion

>>213028281
you should kill yourself lol

>>213028244
this, it scratches some deeply ingrained primitive caveman itch that nothing else reaches

>>213028221
>nooooo you have to engage with the content of my heckin argumenterinos o algo! you can't just decide i'm a spineless hypocritical fag that isn't worth listening to!
actually, i can do that

>>213028281

>>213028299
>nooooo
>o algo
ban all zoomers

>>213028281
t. schizophrenic incel

>>213028306
mad how the belt makes it twice as hot, human sexuality is weird

Any other Hitlerian NatSocs in?

>>213028106
>>213028202
>>213028216
doesn't it offend your sense of justice, that a dispossessed population is forced to live under a humiliating occupation, where any resistance is met with extreme violence

everyone you love and care about could be murdered with impunity

you marry and start a family, knowing your children will never experience freedom

the palestinians have no choice but to fight and die with dignity the Israelis debase themselves by targeting the most vulnerable among their already weak opponent

>>213028306
could batter this roastie in a fight

>>213028341
what was you up to in the interim between commiemong and whatever this is
was you just posting as normal?

>>213028319
FOY, back to /cum/

>>213028351
>a dispossessed population is forced to live under a humiliating occupation, where any resistance is met with extreme violence
yea i do feel for the white working class

>>213028354
your family would probably be relieved if you died

Was suckered into paying £6.80 for a pint of IPA yesterday. This was in Manchester

there is a nobility to a small breast tho

>>213028351
>the palestinians have no choice but to fight and die with dignity
i reckon they could choose to stop shooting rockets and kidnapping civillians if they wanted. then their problems might go away

They made this old palestinian man walk off a cliff. But he was blindfolded so the gravity didn't work so he just kept walking out past the ledge but he didn't fall because he didn't know the cliff stopped so he was walking on air. It was only then when the Israeli guards told him to remove his blindfold that he looked down and noticed there was no ground that he was standing on. So he looked into the camera and pulled a giant sign from behind his back that read "YIKES" and then he plummeted to his death. It was awful

>>213028306
Not sure why either desu, that looks fun as hell

>>213028232
Nah I'll get water from the tap and food from tesco

femboy milking stations, brighton

hypothetically, if you had a gf would you let her peg you?

>>213028398
always been cope
big breasted women are of better temperament too, joy is stored in the breasts

still watching the jubilee video
update:
second guy tried bringing up the natives are from asia argument, old mate got schooled hard

Showing racism the yellow card for now

>>213028351
imagine being a native and losing territory to foreign interlopers and living under a two tier system of justice under a hostile state

>>213028398
Real nobility is based on scorn, courage and having big fat tits

very horny but don't feel like watching porn, need to find a shag

Rorke walking up to the bar and whispering under his breath so his mates don't hear him: "uhhh... one pint of femboy milk please...."

cod 4 campaign was beast although a tad too many grenades

i need /brit/
without /brit/ i will die

>>213028473
>>213028478
https://youtu.be/t3qNbEfaJUg

>>213028420
idk, not gonna pretend i don't love both tho

>>213028473
world at war on veteran is brutal for 'nades

>>213028351
not really. these are the same people who cheered when russian invaded ukraine

leftypol ordering still water

>>213028472
I didn't do that at all mate

>>213028351
>targeting the most vulnerable among their already weak opponent
They've killed every single hamas commander who doesn't live abroad in Qatar or turkey lol. Except they did assassinate one in Tehran

Mad how people just forgot about Rittenhouse.

rorke, mate, you're looking thugged out today.

rorke wearing tuscan leather
leftypol wearing black orchid

>>213028498
>russian invaded ukraine
Maybe Ukrainians shouldn't have bombed Russian civilians.

>>213028495

Overwhelming desire to kill myself every day for the past 15 years or so now
Yet I've only been hospitalised for self harm twice, never been sectioned either
Think I've done insanely well given my material circumstances and the brain/body I am trapped with, even if to other people I seem like a total failure

>>213028521
they didn't bomb them enough, clearly

>>213028521
They should have done it more

>>213028543
leftypol freak

>>213028514
I'm referring to the starvation and indiscriminate bombings

they are comically evil

moo peng

>>213028529
overwhelming seems too strong a word here all things considered

>>213028529
You're doing great lad. Keep it up, proud of you x

>>213028557
leftypol supports russia cause they still think they're commies

>>213028556
reddit

>>213028599
dsdarfwetwetg

>>213028539
Clumsily worded but he wasn't really wrong.
You can't kill an ideology and martyrdom only strengthens a cause.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImC7qTUW-Yo

>>213028581
We both know you're lying.

>>213028582
Seethe on

>>213028351
Their weak opponent is the entire Islamic world and every leftist in the west. Yet they have btfo everyone and made the best country in the middle east despite being tiny, surrounded and out numbered. Jews are just chosen, it is that simple.

>>213028560
Funny that the neighboring Arabs are secretly relieved this is happening if we read between the lines of their statements, because of how evil Palestinians were to their Arab hosts when they were briefly accomodated

good night my love
remember me as you fall asleep

3 more days of 4chan then it's GONE

>>213028260
bradrey warsh

>>213028627
gonna miss it and all my mates

>>213028603
i'm right tho, corbyn, lula, mexico, french commies, spain, etc. all simp for russia

>>213028581
>All leftists are Stalinite ziggers who give uncritical support to all anti-Western forces
Wrong. Grow up retard.

fill your pockets with the dust of the memories

>>213028600
epic

>>213028638
>tho
kys

>>213028529
what self harm were you doing? howd you get hospitalised?

>>213028641
no retard. they're more akin to people like hasan. leftoids who are so deep in their ideology that anything that opposes the US/west is automatically good

women are obsessed with f1 nowadays but absolutely hate male f1 fans. they only like the drivers and owners. brutal lesson in there.

>>213028619
Probably helps that they're getting billions in US tax dollars sent to them every year

>>213028641
you know leftypol doesn't refer to all leftists, right?

i fr live in a pig sty

>>213028529

>>213028638
That's plainly wrong retard
Also fwiw while Russia is clearly in the wrong, you can't deny NATO is an expansionist military force that provoked them nor that Ukraine is full of Neo-Nazis, not that it justifies anything Russia has done

>>213028619
>Jews are just chosen, it is that simple.
This is not Biblical. They rejected the true God and so did the Moslems.

>>213028664
male f1 fans are wankers tbf

Need every yank other than catyank to shut the fuck up

>>213028682
biomass

>>213028682
smeggy sheets

>>213028693
Yh

>>213028682
scraniel!

>>213028665
Because Jews are massively overrepresented in the American elite

>>213028685
>while Russia is clearly in the wrong
not really

bit of a rorkeypooh me~

Update:
The entire last 5th of the "debate" was just talking about the Jews. I turned it off at this point.
Honestly not really worth watching but if you're on here it's not like you could be doing anything better.

>>213028597
And thats why the cathars are so powerful

>>213028706
You won’t believe me but I’ve got a cold and I ran out of tissues. Soft ones

>>213028664
what's the lesson

>>213028664
Get em rissaped

*Saunters in*
Alri

>>213028721
I'm listening to tunes planning my trip to Switzerland o__0

>>213028685
>you can't deny NATO is an expansionist military force
i can and russia's invasion is proof of nato's necessity. if it weren't for nato the entire eastern flank would now be a battlefield
>Ukraine is full of Neo-Nazis
don't care, russia is more fascist than some larping ukrainian gopninks from lvov

>>213028685
>fwiw
reddit

>>213028744
How much do you saved for your trip?

Can't imagine how much of a freak you'd have to be to support Israel as a gentile.

Jews are the eternal pest

>>213028754
poo!

>>213028746
>russia is more fascist
and that's based you leftypol tranny

>>213028754
I have a good amount of savings so haven't set myself a budget. I left work last month after 10 years and solo travelling to hopefully have some of the experiences I missed out on by working so much.

>>213028765
They are paid shills you must understand. However supporting the Moslems is equally bad.

Ukraine: ruled by a jew.
Russia: ruled by an Aryan.

>>213028765
I don't support them
I simply don't care about either side
Because I'm not a parasocial freak

nobody:
absolutely nobody:
rorke: my life is a movie!

>>213028742
>Doug is back
Where have you been?

All of you are so fucking stupid it's actually painful to read your posts
I know some of you are intentionally baiting but there's really no distinguishing between bait and retards any more is there?

haven't ordered anything in ages so can't tell if I'm being ripped off with a delivery fee

>>213028791
Did you know they have marmots in Switzerland?

>>213028844
Shut up you fucjing twat!

>>213028765
The USA will bankrupt itself as long as Israel is protected at all costs!!!! It's what the Bible told me!!!!!!

eating egg fried rice

>>213027631
for me its the look of pure panic and terror on their face when they have to wait more than 0.0005 seconds for someone to come and approve them on the self checkout

>>213028844
>>213028851
>>213028853
cool track
https://youtu.be/7mCL3AxXDUY

>>213028868
you can't fry with egg

Trump would easily sacrifice 1 million American lives for Israel
He wouldn't even blink

>>213028892
this doesn't affect me

scmrwaing

>>213028892
He'd have to or his eyes would start watering

>>213028923
curious about how it happened desu

>>213028909
what a bizarre photo

>>213028909
no way that's the guy
he's supposed to be 62 years old

>>213028923
jew cult schizo gibberish

>>213028909
Neeed this in pigin pronto

>>213028892
Its absolutely baffling how many people are fooled into thinking Israel is still gods chosen

And the fact they have spyware in all of our military communications

but mostly the gods chosen part

>>213028909
final destination

>>213028931
check out this track
https://youtu.be/7mCL3AxXDUY

The UK is arming an army of genocide and must be held accountable, it's what an MP from Market Twinnings, Westcombe-on-Sea told me

Would love to see the destruction of Israel in our lifetimes

>>213028942
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c70rpz5e3y9o

Sausage rolls

>>213028948
Don't think anyone who actually lives there has ever said that

>>213028992
Kek

hi lads anyone here had a boner before

>>213028979
Revelation chapters 2 and 3 tells us that Jesus Christ will deal with the synagogue of satan.

>>213029015
yes though you'd be hard pressed to notice!

>>213028365
I stopped posting for a bit and did a lot of soul searching and thinking between about November last year and March this year. The increasingly numerous dark faces I saw IRL forced me over the "wall" so to speak.

By about April this year I was a fully convinced National Socialist, then the hack happened. During the downtime I voraciously read NS and fascist writers including Hitler, Himmler, Rockwell, Pierce, Mussolini, Mosley, Bowden, plus some old blogs that I knew of such as Evropa Soberna. By the time the site came back, I'd fully been convinced.

Never seen The Lord of the Rings. Should I watch the theatrical, or the extended versions?

I hope I can look this good at 62 wtf

Having a panic attack

>>213029041
extended

>>213029041
extended

>>213029025
What was your first NS book?

>>213029041
Yes yes yes!!>>213029043

Just a reminder that any Brit who supported the Kurds back in the ISIS days or has been an aid worker in Gaza gets stopped by border police, interrogated for hours, kept in a cell for a few days
But if you openly admit to blowing apart the brains of Palestinian children and babies as part of the IDF, you can come straight back in with no checks or questions asked

Remember that time Catyank would always post his face and say "I am extremely good looking" unironically, and then he stopped because everyone kept laughing at him?

FREE PALESTINE

>>213029025
hard to believe youre a real person but even harder to believe someone would be this committed to a gimmick..

>>213029043
Don't you start with the gay black fetish too now you're supposed to be the one who fights that stuff

>>213029043
>>213028938
black don't crACK

>>213029043
I could beat him in a fight.

>>213029049
>>213029053
Okay. Thanks lads x

destroy them all

>>213029063
Thanks for the reminder

>>213029063
literally dont care about any of these animals or their "countries"

ISRAELI CHILD KILLERS ARE FREE TO ROAM BRITAIN WITH NO CHECKS OR SURVEILLANCE

>>213029029
me on the right

excitement fear curiosity pleasure

>>213029130
So? They're no danger to me

>>213029059
Who We Are by Pierce completely changed my perspective.

Myth of the Twentieth Century by Rosenberg is also excellent.

>>213029080
get a grip he just doesn't look as old as he is
>>213029090
scrom
>>213029097
no you couldn't even though he's dead

>>213029126
Then you're not a human and I don't care what you think either. Ill pray you die ASAP you soulless ghoul.

can't find a puzzle piece in god of war lads, going to be cheeky and youtube it ahha

>>213027536

>>213028923
schizograph dribble