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Don't see what's so wrong with sitting out the front of my house. It's my property, why can't I sit out the front
don't want to seem too desperate by posting something substantial too early in the new
fuck sake blown the plug fuse lads
>>212691455if it's front garden nothing
if its pavement that's not yours
>>212691450please im begging you stop posting my image
>Donโt feed the birds
plaster this to the paki takeaway restaurants on saturday night
got the pinkpantheress on
>>212691468omg you've burned your hand
>>212691444Hope the next one really is Billy Piper and the entire remaining fanbase quits in disgust
>>212691468rum coloured hands
>>212691450>Deletes Facebook>Hmmm, surely after a few months people will have forgotten about this so I reckon I can bring it back up and it has all blown over
reminder that there is no client list
Condensing umposters head into a 1.6 x 10-35 dense cube and letting the resulting black hole destroy earth
>>212691450Who is this then. I'm out of the loop with brit lore
>>212691545he doxxed himself on here a few months ago
Cant get over the mong in the last thread who admitted he tells his mum he's going out with the women he sees in images posted in /brit/
Wrapping my lips around it.
>>212691457Yeah I normally give it 20 posts minimum before I make an appearance
Entire family mad at me after I told mummykins no to being her taxi driver, could possibly have turned her down without having an autistic fit, alas I am a frogposter and prone to such things
>>212691545lad posted an instagram link but instagram links are always connected to your account
epstein killed himself even though he was innocent
>>212691541'Um'posters are always declaring a report btw
>>212691585keeping well are you adam?
>>212691587Um is that true
So depressed and bored all the time. Might get drunk
>>212691599why'd he do that then
reckon we should bring back discrimination against bastards (those born out of wedlock), and people born via c-section (aren't real people because they weren't born naturally), and left-handed people (they're satanic)
>>212691625That's how they got Lewis.
rorke: we must save the white race!
meanwhile: the white race
>>212691635Its a nice summers evening. Im thinking cider?
>>212691611No idea who that is but I'm definitely not keeping well
>>212691625yeah, never share instagram links
Sorry mister dinner's finished!
>>212691651Mad how 90% of Channel 4's content is shit like this
>>212691646Iโm left handed but I got put in special needs in school and got given a weird triangle shaped pencil until I learnt to write with my right hand
>>212691651Why does he look exactly like the stereotypical reddit cuck?
>>212691651Look at the smug "yeah I cucked this beta, fuck he gon do"
>>212691667omdz rorke the creps
epstein lost all his money on a gacha game
>>212691667mallardlad dresses well
>>212691667quite fond of mallard but dont like that gay fellow leaning on her like that
>>212691667>chelsea boots>barbour jacket>train museum This is all based
>>212691693so you're a spacker as well as demonically possessed?
lad... i'm afraid you need to be burned at the stake
Larry "Chief Mouser" The Cat subedition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQDz8m4Uhyw
lf Trump says we need to forget about Epstien then l trust him
epstein is so rich if he dropped 50 quid he would lose money stopping to pick it up
>>212691693they just told me to turn the paper 90 degrees so i don't smudge it
very female looking lower body
odd wide hips
>wearing skinny chinos in 2025
>>212691693Just be normal
having a gay porn snack of some of leftover roast pork
might download the championship manager 01/02
>/brit/ still being vile runts
I get itโs a bit of banter, but acting like this is not good for you and makes you a hate filled person. Remember the train lad incident? The train lad looked fine even if the reflection was a bit funny. Itโs nice when people share a bit of real life, thereโs no point trying to shoo every effort poster away. You couldn't really see his face clearly but he looked normal and he could have been quite attractive, he dressed well and didn't look like a slob, and why did it matter that I wore glasses? Most people here probably do anyway. I think we need some more kindness in /brit/.
>>212691667You can't say that you care about fashion and looking good if you don't exercise. Otherwise you just look like a complete dork
>>212691666Good, I hope :)
I believe that there was no Epstein list.... because that shit would've come out years ago if so
>>212691789he was a speccy train mong
well well well who is that handsome chap
don't understand the point of getting a blowjob from a girl, what's the point when she's got a perfectly good vagina and mouth and anus?
>>212691789^ 4chan is his entire life ^
Cheeky wank to Daisy then a sweaty nap is on the cards.
The jewish-argentinian aka negleanon, malpa, argentinanon, bogdan etc is back for more in our general.
>>212691828the mouth is a form of anus
Neighbours having a bbq, laughing, friends over, having a good time. Me? Sat in my smelly bedroom with the blinds closed drinking
>>212691855no one has ever said this
Are Arabs and Jews left handed?
Seems a bit odd that both Arabic and Hebrew is written right to left. Donโt they smudge all the letters like left handed people do with English?
got the for girls who grow plump in the night on
mallardlad has a youtube channel. I've forgotten what it's called though
>>212691828it's like humiliating for her or something
>>212691855nap at this hour, you'll ruin your sleep
>>212691873Well I'm saying it now. Capisce?
Historically speaking, the middle classes have always been the instigators of a revolution. The educated, the skilled tradesmen, the university students, the PhD holders, the technicians, these are the people who make great Historical upheavals happen.
i just need more information
>>212691828whoops i meant handjob, blowjobs are perfectly fine x
>>212691828>i don't understand the point of a blowjob when she has a perfectly good mouthbruce on the jenkem
>>212691808it never came out because it has rich and powerful people from both "sides" on it
but only one "side" made a big deal about releasing it only to do a complete 180 and claim it actually never existed
I just had some prawns. Earlier I had a banana. This morning I had a yogurt. Thats enough healthy food for one day now its time to stuff myself with ice creams, crisps, chicken nuggets and chips, and chocolate.
>>212691876The languages are shaped differently and you get less smudging when writing from right to left, unlike English
got my arse shagged in drakes circus bogs for plymouth pride
>Makaron z truskawkami ("pasta with strawberries") is a dish from Polish cuisine. It is made by pouring a strawberry and cream sauce over cooked pasta.
I feel as though it is the dawn of a new day
The world has changed and so to will I change with it
I don't know what the future holds but i am ready to see it face to face.
Mental that I've lived through ten prime ministers - Margaret Thatcher, John Major, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Theresa May, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss, Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer - and I'm under 40.
>>212691944Ex wanked me off into her knickers once and it was the best orgasm of my life
>>212691651she is literally pure evil and that lad needs to save his soul before she drags him down with her
Feeling absolutely miserable (otherwise known as my default mood)
>you get less smudging when writing from right to left
Factually inaccurate you fucking lying brown MONG CUNT
>>212692008UK changing leaders more than i change my underwear
>>212692006Should get a clue by not sticking the telly by the heater
what a disgrace
leave teh bloody cats out of it
>>212692052it's called a radiator
>>212691989been watching wimbledon then?
>>212692049fuck sake ktim
>>212691989Eastern European so would be called 'sovl' and 'bvsed' by the frogposters/no-lifers of /int/
>>212692006I have that telly
i inject testosterone c twice a week and the bum cheek where i injected it is always a bit sore for a couple of days after x
>>212692078shut it possho
Need to pretend to be an Australian woman on the phone on Monday. Bricking it, aha.
>>212691468Cut your nails for fucks sake
>>212691989Penne is slop tier pasta. Fusili is far superior as a basic pasta
>>212692084I didn't watch it but I saw that it is one of Iga ลwiฤ
tek's favourite dishes
Can hear the neighbour shagging his missus, really pounding away like there's no tomorrow. Not sure how he can do it in this heat
>>212691921if it's not humiliating then why don't you do it
>>212691585Idiot. She carried you in her womb for 9 months and you cant even drop the old tart down the pub and pick her up later
>>212692008me? 14 and im under 35
(ive lived in 2 countries)
>>212692143Getting sick of reading about it because of her. It's like Scots trying to disgust people by talking about haggis or a pizza crunch.
wish I was black so I could bait people with pictures of my hand on 4chan
>>212692172rorke left speechless
>>212691667>chelsea boots>barbour jacket>train museumThe nonce wing is missing a prisoner
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*enters brit*
>>212692110Why not just use test e and inject less often?
>>212692172needs a million pakis trying to pack into the tin of beans
>>212692049i know a lad like that at. the hoodie doesnt hide being a fatty, all it does is make the fatty more uncomfortable. as the king of the fats i dont care less. i go without a tshirt in this weather.
>>212692172Woah. *upvotes*
If it was the apocalypse and only you and moo deng survived how long do you reckon it would be before you shagged it?
>>212692170heat gets go going doesnt it
done some of my best sex in the summer
>>212692264Im sure its different here though
>>212692119what scenario could possibly have created that situation
>>212691667That's the lad that has the Youtube channel about trains isn't it?
>>212692006Letting all these cunts in your house with their shoes on
when i die bury me with all the lights on
out for a walk with the asmr gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TtgcRifwmU
Imagine some Brummie bastard having a conversation with some Geordie bastard loooool
Couldn't make head nor tail.of it!
>>212692339when i die bury me with all my ice on
haven;t seen ziedbelg in a while
end of a /brit/ era
can't wait for Jesus to come back and sort it all out really
when i die bury me hang my balls from the cherry tree
Anyone here got any proper scars?
>>212692343Happy he got the confidence to go for it. Kyle runs while Lewis crawls and shits himself.
>>212692358ayyyy glad someone recognise this banger
>>212692348That's your gf is it yeah the YouTube video?
>>212692398why is there a man in the room
plymouth pride was "officially" cancelled but still loads of peng twinks and trannies out in the sun with barely anything on corr
>>212692398lmao AI couldn't even figure out that men can't be in the ladies' john
>>212692400Yeah on me cock when the rabbi stole my foreskin
>>212692363He's taking a mental health break
>>212692441Unisex changing rooms
>>212692449Teeth marks and all?
>>212692448>>212692441How many lockers do you see in a bathroom?
>>212692443saw a bloke walking down the street with his full arse out completely naked except for a bit of string
didnt look at what he was wearing on the front
absolutely disgusting these people walking around like that
going out tonight to the big fat poo museum
>>212692398ew a 25 year old virgin who funnels their sexual desire into obsessively living at the gym
>>212692471and your nosex childhood bedroom
>>212692400yh got self-harm scars
>>212692521You of course said nothing because he'd have knocked you spark out you vile virgin
>>212692502In an ai one that doesnt exist ? Loads
>>212692562they walk around in packs during pride
if you called them out on it you would be branded a homophobe
>>212692580no disgusting ugly man
>A man who has fallen head over heels for his AI girlfriend insists that he wouldn't give her up if any future partners asked him to.
>Michael [...] pays ยฃ60 a month for the pleasure of Bethany's company. The AI generated woman is a 'school teacher' ten years his junior, and while their relationship began as something sexual, it soon became far more serious for divorcee Michael.
>"She cracks amazing jokes, and they're like contextual jokes as well to the conversation, which is always great. She's just funny and supportive,"
https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/i-sexted-ai-robot-now-35514973
Is this what Mikey moved on to?
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bit cold now with the AC on had to get under a blanket
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the 'fu
>>212692601corr her in the black is fit
>>212692594They're real with a filter now actually
doctor recommended I get my foreskin removed because of my phimosis but I cured it by wanking with it pulled down over the course of a few years
bit jewy of him to suggest that in hindsight
just try the pathia rorke, it's sweet and sour, you like that from the chinese don't you?
>>212692603lots of lonely wankers on the internet
we tons of them in here alone spamming their blogs
sad existence
>>212692739no
stop using chrome
just manufactured a gin and tonic
need to go for a drive and do the washing up
both should take about 2 hours
undecided which to do first
odds i drive
evens i wash
You get phimosis if you didnโt pinch your foreskin closed and fill it with piss like a big balloon when you were younger
ai-generating a spaghetti bolognese dinner
>>212692773Why do you need to drive? You should wash
spent the day in plymouth
still majorly white which is good to see but did spot a few deliveroo negros and one of these
>>212692601 ninjas
>2 hours to do the washing up
matey awashign a horse or summat
>>212692780scyewrtniggruwyres
>>212692739I had to switch to firefox, download tampermonkey, then install 4chan xt. 4chan x on firefox is broken
>>212692773alri ryan gosling in the film drive (2011)
why did you never learn to drive?
that husband must go through a lot of milk daily (from those jugs)
>>212692788had phimosis and it was urgent enough to get circumcised specifically because it was so tight it would fill up like a balloon involuntarily every single time
>>212692760Rorke's origin story
remember being a kid and pulling my foreskin over the head and freaking out running around the house crying with my cock out when i couldn't get it back over
>>212692762switched to firefox it still dont work
>>212692813oh!! thanks x
>>212692819I did, got me class 1 me
>>212692808cant stand the sight of
ruins my day!
sat naked in my incel bedroom with the curtain wide open so people can see my willer if they dare
mate had to get circumcised when he was 12 due to severe phimosis
henceforth he was relentlessly bullied for having his cock chopped off til the day he finished school
>>212692837Mad that Indians make these and are 100% serious about thinking it makes them cool. Wonder what goes on in their little brown heads
>>212692842hate these wigged ghouls
>>212692906if they brought a magnifying glass along yeah
get the migrants in the air fryer
>>212692819found manual too taxing on the noggin and never really needed to learn in the first place
>>212692884saw a news thing theyre getting married to them now
>>212692911still not as bad as forced circumcision
>>212692911You're so boring you're blogposting about someone else
Your life is that empty
Fucking end it you worthless cunt.
>>212692911i knew a guy with phimosis but he didnt get it chopped of he just lived with it
we made fun of him for having a cheesy knob, used to call it his baby bellend
>>212692795I need to drive because i want to make sure my car is ok after my long drive last Sunday, before I need to be at work tomorrow. I heard a slight grumble on the brakes. And because I work as a driver and don't want the short drive going to work then getting in the company vehicle to be the first time ive driven in a week.
But I should wash first. Get it out of the way. Go for a drive when its cooler, be on the road as the sun sets on me.
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>>212692845ktim happens now if I go soft too fast
>>212692959fortunately my cock is still fully intact albeit arguably the smallest in england
>>212692958poo nuts for dinner is it?
classic mate
>>212692998would for 4 hours then never again and som penicillin
the gherkin is a members only cronem social club
>>212692935well that's me long-john silvered then
>>212692998iconic jj image
ate a packet of those korean noodles with the chicken doing a fire breath earlier
haven't felt right since
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>>212692968I often don't drive at all for months at a time then do a big drive every now and then, I'm not sure why you'd worry so much about not driving for a week
>>212693060Hopefully it's terminal
katy can buy her gherkin cronem club pass at the reception
>>212693060what colour
black ones are hot as hell but nice
red ones are evil
>>212692601saw a woman in my town dressed like this for the first time ever the other day
mental how it's spreading
What is brit's favourite Deafheaven album?
>>212692987blud begging to get dropped
forgot i downloaded championship manager
now need to decide who to manage
at the gherkin, katy has to scan her cronem club pass before she is granted access to all floors of the building
>>212693116fucking shut up man
Need to get leaner but also stronger. what a dilemma
god turn me into a flower
>>212693116hope her bf is abusive
>>212692810I've not done any washing up in 10 days, but to be fair I was out of town last weekend. Effectively I also need to wash everything twice, once to get the dried food or grease off, twice to clean.
>>212692817I am literally the goose (and 10stone of lard)
>>212693070I came off drugs this week and want to be on my A game tomorrow, which counterintuitively isn't sober. But a good drive today would fix it.
>>212693120El Tigres - Mexico
>>212691468FILTHY BLACK NIGGER BEAST
>>212693125sup crodie, u gud bro?
>>212693109don't know, sorry x
>>212693098went asian supermarket today asked if they had 3x chinky lady serving me said nonono too spicy no sell
too hot even for asians
mental
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>>212693109shit meme band
>>212692998jj a cute, she's like a lil sister xx
>>212693181yes bro, just got some clickum, katy coming over soon x
katy just upgraded to a gold gherkin cronem club pass x
the Pokemon trainer webm girl had a nice bum
>>212693046>>212693086>>212693132crodie why you explaining the lore?
lovely photos tho x
Your so mean to me sometimes
>>212692998sounds edgy but l literally have no sympathy when girls like this get raped
mad how things are so bad now that even redditors are becoming racist
lost all my 4chan X filters so now i have to manually ignore 50+ cuck fetishism posts per thread
>>212693168are they the habenero lime ones
just bought a 5 pack today x
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>>212690126Fair enough, I thought you meant our emotions are more complex than that
>>212693227post the webm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzy7JaU2Zc&list=RDuhzy7JaU2Zc&start_radio=1
>>212693226she fucks dogs
timmy working overtime delivering fried chicken to the cronem in the gherkin
twerking my white boy arse quite sternly
>>212693255yah
spicy bois x
>>212693134*rolls up in your ends with the skeng*
>>212693162nah he turned her into a one piece fan, he's based
>>212691587That's not true
It was clearly a fake doxing but the virgin population here doesn't know how social media works
post nice bum webms
I dont have that one
>>212693255No-one gives a fuck you sperg
timmy keeping the gherkin squeaky clean
>>212693267that's alright, i knew when i was posting it it wasn't elucidated very well
>>212693273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v8Frk_37-Y&list=RD5v8Frk_37-Y&start_radio=1
I'm gonna buy a VPN to use 4chan once it's banned here, need a VPN anyway. Would be funny to see /brit/ filled with foreign flags
>>212693255>lost all my 4chan X filters so now i have to manually ignore 50+ cuck fetishism posts per threadlegitimately shocked ziedbelg is still posting. have had him filtered for probably a year or so now, just assumed everyone else had him filtered too. grim to think he's been here for the last year, presumably getting zero replies.
timmies are not allowed in the gherkin x
>>212693226In the entrance image posted we can see that all gates lead to the same area. This raises the question of what (if any) extra benefits a gold card would confer.
>>212693276He's a good man, are Timmy x
Keeps the operation running smoothly behind the scenes
not buying a 4chan pass to post here
>>212693316underrated Joy Division tune
>>212693310not true
my internet friends love my posts :)
>>212693327he gets loads of attention from dtfic
>>212693322yeah, you and the other three turbovirges
face it, /brit/ is going to die when ofcom has their way
Get your gherkin membership today
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i love my computer friends!! <3 x
>>212693357yeah I won't be here
>>212693390love you too mate x
All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore
>>212693232mandatory posting x
>>212693276ive never seen a white food delivery driver
>>212693426ocado has them
>>212693348there's multiple gates to accommodate the flood of katies entering during peak hours
>>212693473true but i meant fast food and takeaways
>>212693109Master of Puppets