Thread 212691405

Don’t feed the birds edition

I will feed them

dr shit more like

Don't see what's so wrong with sitting out the front of my house. It's my property, why can't I sit out the front

don't want to seem too desperate by posting something substantial too early in the new

fuck sake blown the plug fuse lads

>>212691455
if it's front garden nothing
if its pavement that's not yours

>>212691450
please im begging you stop posting my image

>Don’t feed the birds
plaster this to the paki takeaway restaurants on saturday night

>>212691476
no

got the pinkpantheress on

>>212691468
omg you've burned your hand

>>212691444
Hope the next one really is Billy Piper and the entire remaining fanbase quits in disgust

>>212691468
rum coloured hands

>>212691450
>Deletes Facebook
>Hmmm, surely after a few months people will have forgotten about this so I reckon I can bring it back up and it has all blown over

reminder that there is no client list

Condensing umposters head into a 1.6 x 10-35 dense cube and letting the resulting black hole destroy earth

>>212691450
Who is this then. I'm out of the loop with brit lore

>>212691545
he doxxed himself on here a few months ago

Cant get over the mong in the last thread who admitted he tells his mum he's going out with the women he sees in images posted in /brit/

Wrapping my lips around it.

>>212691457
Yeah I normally give it 20 posts minimum before I make an appearance

Entire family mad at me after I told mummykins no to being her taxi driver, could possibly have turned her down without having an autistic fit, alas I am a frogposter and prone to such things

>>212691545
lad posted an instagram link but instagram links are always connected to your account

epstein killed himself even though he was innocent

>>212691541
'Um'posters are always declaring a report btw

>>212691585
keeping well are you adam?

>>212691587
Um is that true

So depressed and bored all the time. Might get drunk

>>212691599
why'd he do that then

reckon we should bring back discrimination against bastards (those born out of wedlock), and people born via c-section (aren't real people because they weren't born naturally), and left-handed people (they're satanic)

>>212691625
That's how they got Lewis.

rorke: we must save the white race!

meanwhile: the white race

>>212691635
Its a nice summers evening. Im thinking cider?

>>212691636
he was sad

>>212691571
Interesting

A clue gained

>>212691611
No idea who that is but I'm definitely not keeping well

>>212691625
yeah, never share instagram links

Sorry mister dinner's finished!

>>212691651
Mad how 90% of Channel 4's content is shit like this

>>212691646
I’m left handed but I got put in special needs in school and got given a weird triangle shaped pencil until I learnt to write with my right hand

>>212691651
Why does he look exactly like the stereotypical reddit cuck?

>>212691651
Look at the smug "yeah I cucked this beta, fuck he gon do"

>>212691688
feed him

>>212691667
omdz rorke the creps

epstein lost all his money on a gacha game

>>212691667
mallardlad dresses well

>>212691667
quite fond of mallard but dont like that gay fellow leaning on her like that

>>212691667
>chelsea boots
>barbour jacket
>train museum
This is all based

>>212691693
so you're a spacker as well as demonically possessed?
lad... i'm afraid you need to be burned at the stake

Larry "Chief Mouser" The Cat subedition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQDz8m4Uhyw

lf Trump says we need to forget about Epstien then l trust him

epstein is so rich if he dropped 50 quid he would lose money stopping to pick it up

>>212691693
they just told me to turn the paper 90 degrees so i don't smudge it

very female looking lower body
odd wide hips
>wearing skinny chinos in 2025

>>212691693
Just be normal

having a gay porn snack of some of leftover roast pork

might download the championship manager 01/02

>/brit/ still being vile runts
I get it’s a bit of banter, but acting like this is not good for you and makes you a hate filled person. Remember the train lad incident? The train lad looked fine even if the reflection was a bit funny. It’s nice when people share a bit of real life, there’s no point trying to shoo every effort poster away. You couldn't really see his face clearly but he looked normal and he could have been quite attractive, he dressed well and didn't look like a slob, and why did it matter that I wore glasses? Most people here probably do anyway. I think we need some more kindness in /brit/.

>>212691667
You can't say that you care about fashion and looking good if you don't exercise. Otherwise you just look like a complete dork

>>212691666
Good, I hope :)

I believe that there was no Epstein list.... because that shit would've come out years ago if so

>>212691789
he was a speccy train mong

well well well who is that handsome chap

don't understand the point of getting a blowjob from a girl, what's the point when she's got a perfectly good vagina and mouth and anus?

>>212691789
^ 4chan is his entire life ^

Cheeky wank to Daisy then a sweaty nap is on the cards.

The jewish-argentinian aka negleanon, malpa, argentinanon, bogdan etc is back for more in our general.

>>212691828
the mouth is a form of anus

Neighbours having a bbq, laughing, friends over, having a good time. Me? Sat in my smelly bedroom with the blinds closed drinking

>>212691855
no one has ever said this

Are Arabs and Jews left handed?
Seems a bit odd that both Arabic and Hebrew is written right to left. Don’t they smudge all the letters like left handed people do with English?

got the for girls who grow plump in the night on

even on christmas

mallardlad has a youtube channel. I've forgotten what it's called though

mad how im a smelly vf

>>212691828
it's like humiliating for her or something

>>212691855
nap at this hour, you'll ruin your sleep

>>212691873
Well I'm saying it now. Capisce?

Historically speaking, the middle classes have always been the instigators of a revolution. The educated, the skilled tradesmen, the university students, the PhD holders, the technicians, these are the people who make great Historical upheavals happen.

i just need more information

>>212691828
whoops i meant handjob, blowjobs are perfectly fine x

>>212691828
>i don't understand the point of a blowjob when she has a perfectly good mouth
bruce on the jenkem

>>212691808
it never came out because it has rich and powerful people from both "sides" on it
but only one "side" made a big deal about releasing it only to do a complete 180 and claim it actually never existed

HOWLING

I just had some prawns. Earlier I had a banana. This morning I had a yogurt. Thats enough healthy food for one day now its time to stuff myself with ice creams, crisps, chicken nuggets and chips, and chocolate.

>>212691876
The languages are shaped differently and you get less smudging when writing from right to left, unlike English

got my arse shagged in drakes circus bogs for plymouth pride

I feel as though it is the dawn of a new day
The world has changed and so to will I change with it
I don't know what the future holds but i am ready to see it face to face.

sir stone hendge

>>212691989
wronguns

Mental that I've lived through ten prime ministers - Margaret Thatcher, John Major, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Theresa May, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss, Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer - and I'm under 40.

>>212691944
Ex wanked me off into her knickers once and it was the best orgasm of my life

>>212691651
she is literally pure evil and that lad needs to save his soul before she drags him down with her

Feeling absolutely miserable (otherwise known as my default mood)

>you get less smudging when writing from right to left
Factually inaccurate you fucking lying brown MONG CUNT

>>212691801
Very much

>>212692008
UK changing leaders more than i change my underwear

>>212692006
Should get a clue by not sticking the telly by the heater

>>212692038
Similarity

what a disgrace
leave teh bloody cats out of it

>>212692052
it's called a radiator

>>212691989
been watching wimbledon then?

>>212692049
fuck sake ktim

>>212691989
Eastern European so would be called 'sovl' and 'bvsed' by the frogposters/no-lifers of /int/

>>212691769
cute!

>>212692006
I have that telly

i inject testosterone c twice a week and the bum cheek where i injected it is always a bit sore for a couple of days after x

>>212692078
shut it possho

Need to pretend to be an Australian woman on the phone on Monday. Bricking it, aha.

yhe wimble

>>212691468
Cut your nails for fucks sake

>>212692117
povvo mong

>>212691989
Penne is slop tier pasta. Fusili is far superior as a basic pasta

>>212692006
A clue gained

>>212692084
I didn't watch it but I saw that it is one of Iga Świątek's favourite dishes

Can hear the neighbour shagging his missus, really pounding away like there's no tomorrow. Not sure how he can do it in this heat

>>212691921
if it's not humiliating then why don't you do it

>>212691585
Idiot. She carried you in her womb for 9 months and you cant even drop the old tart down the pub and pick her up later

>>212692008
me? 14 and im under 35
(ive lived in 2 countries)

>>212692143
Getting sick of reading about it because of her. It's like Scots trying to disgust people by talking about haggis or a pizza crunch.

wish I was black so I could bait people with pictures of my hand on 4chan

>>212692172
love me beans

>>212692172
rorke left speechless

ping pong pang ping

>>212691667
>chelsea boots
>barbour jacket
>train museum
The nonce wing is missing a prisoner

*enters brit*

>>212692110
Why not just use test e and inject less often?

moo deng poo peng

>>212692172
needs a million pakis trying to pack into the tin of beans

it do be like that

>>212692049
i know a lad like that at. the hoodie doesnt hide being a fatty, all it does is make the fatty more uncomfortable. as the king of the fats i dont care less. i go without a tshirt in this weather.

>>212692172
Woah. *upvotes*

I like trains

If it was the apocalypse and only you and moo deng survived how long do you reckon it would be before you shagged it?

>>212692170
heat gets go going doesnt it
done some of my best sex in the summer

>>212692264
Im sure its different here though

>>212692119
what scenario could possibly have created that situation

>>212691667
That's the lad that has the Youtube channel about trains isn't it?

>>212692311
screm

>>212692006
Letting all these cunts in your house with their shoes on

when i die bury me with all the lights on

>>212692319
aye

out for a walk with the asmr gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TtgcRifwmU

EU seething

;D

Imagine some Brummie bastard having a conversation with some Geordie bastard loooool
Couldn't make head nor tail.of it!

>>212692339
when i die bury me with all my ice on

haven;t seen ziedbelg in a while

end of a /brit/ era

can't wait for Jesus to come back and sort it all out really

when i die bury me hang my balls from the cherry tree

Ziedy lost

Anyone here got any proper scars?

>>212692343
Happy he got the confidence to go for it. Kyle runs while Lewis crawls and shits himself.

>>212692358
ayyyy glad someone recognise this banger

>>212692348
That's your gf is it yeah the YouTube video?

>>212692398
why is there a man in the room

plymouth pride was "officially" cancelled but still loads of peng twinks and trannies out in the sun with barely anything on corr

>>212692398
lmao AI couldn't even figure out that men can't be in the ladies' john

>>212692400
Yeah on me cock when the rabbi stole my foreskin

>>212692363
He's taking a mental health break

>>212692441
Unisex changing rooms

>>212692449
Teeth marks and all?

>>212692448
>>212692441
How many lockers do you see in a bathroom?

>>212692443
saw a bloke walking down the street with his full arse out completely naked except for a bit of string
didnt look at what he was wearing on the front
absolutely disgusting these people walking around like that

going out tonight to the big fat poo museum

>>212692398
ew a 25 year old virgin who funnels their sexual desire into obsessively living at the gym

>>212692412
yeh

>>212692471
and your nosex childhood bedroom

>>212692400
yh got self-harm scars

sue

>>212692521
You of course said nothing because he'd have knocked you spark out you vile virgin

>>212692521
was he fit?

>>212692502
In an ai one that doesnt exist ? Loads

>>212692562
they walk around in packs during pride
if you called them out on it you would be branded a homophobe
>>212692580
no disgusting ugly man

>A man who has fallen head over heels for his AI girlfriend insists that he wouldn't give her up if any future partners asked him to.
>Michael [...] pays £60 a month for the pleasure of Bethany's company. The AI generated woman is a 'school teacher' ten years his junior, and while their relationship began as something sexual, it soon became far more serious for divorcee Michael.
>"She cracks amazing jokes, and they're like contextual jokes as well to the conversation, which is always great. She's just funny and supportive,"
https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/i-sexted-ai-robot-now-35514973
Is this what Mikey moved on to?

Loué soit Dieu! Loué soit la Mère de Dieu!

bit cold now with the AC on had to get under a blanket

the 'fu

>>212692615
little black

>>212692601
aura

>>212692601
corr her in the black is fit

>>212692594
They're real with a filter now actually

doctor recommended I get my foreskin removed because of my phimosis but I cured it by wanking with it pulled down over the course of a few years
bit jewy of him to suggest that in hindsight

just try the pathia rorke, it's sweet and sour, you like that from the chinese don't you?

4chan x still down

>>212692603
lots of lonely wankers on the internet
we tons of them in here alone spamming their blogs
sad existence

Any art man in?

>>212692739
not for me

>>212692739
no
stop using chrome

just manufactured a gin and tonic

need to go for a drive and do the washing up
both should take about 2 hours
undecided which to do first
odds i drive
evens i wash

EU seething

You get phimosis if you didn’t pinch your foreskin closed and fill it with piss like a big balloon when you were younger

ai-generating a spaghetti bolognese dinner

>>212692773
Why do you need to drive? You should wash

>>212692780
scawtw4y3eh

spent the day in plymouth
still majorly white which is good to see but did spot a few deliveroo negros and one of these >>212692601 ninjas

>2 hours to do the washing up
matey awashign a horse or summat

>>212692780
scyewrtniggruwyres

>>212692739
I had to switch to firefox, download tampermonkey, then install 4chan xt. 4chan x on firefox is broken

>>212692773
alri ryan gosling in the film drive (2011)

why did you never learn to drive?

that husband must go through a lot of milk daily (from those jugs)

>>212692788
had phimosis and it was urgent enough to get circumcised specifically because it was so tight it would fill up like a balloon involuntarily every single time

>>212692760
Rorke's origin story

nth or the baddiedem

remember being a kid and pulling my foreskin over the head and freaking out running around the house crying with my cock out when i couldn't get it back over

>>212692762
switched to firefox it still dont work

>>212692813
oh!! thanks x

>>212692819
I did, got me class 1 me

Renting an AI gf

>>212692808
cant stand the sight of
ruins my day!

sat naked in my incel bedroom with the curtain wide open so people can see my willer if they dare

mate had to get circumcised when he was 12 due to severe phimosis
henceforth he was relentlessly bullied for having his cock chopped off til the day he finished school

>>212692837
Mad that Indians make these and are 100% serious about thinking it makes them cool. Wonder what goes on in their little brown heads

>>212692837
kino

>>212692842
hate these wigged ghouls

>>212692906
if they brought a magnifying glass along yeah

get the migrants in the air fryer

>>212692819
found manual too taxing on the noggin and never really needed to learn in the first place

>>212692884
saw a news thing theyre getting married to them now

pished

>>212692911
still not as bad as forced circumcision

>>212692911
You're so boring you're blogposting about someone else
Your life is that empty
Fucking end it you worthless cunt.

>>212692911
i knew a guy with phimosis but he didnt get it chopped of he just lived with it
we made fun of him for having a cheesy knob, used to call it his baby bellend

>>212692795
I need to drive because i want to make sure my car is ok after my long drive last Sunday, before I need to be at work tomorrow. I heard a slight grumble on the brakes. And because I work as a driver and don't want the short drive going to work then getting in the company vehicle to be the first time ive driven in a week.
But I should wash first. Get it out of the way. Go for a drive when its cooler, be on the road as the sun sets on me.

poo nuts

I HATE the baddiedem

>>212692845
ktim happens now if I go soft too fast

*does this*

sir poo bummer

>>212692959
fortunately my cock is still fully intact albeit arguably the smallest in england

>>212692958
poo nuts for dinner is it?
classic mate

>>212692998
would for 4 hours then never again and som penicillin

>>212693002
rorke's da

the gherkin is a members only cronem social club

>>212691667
worr mallard

>>212692935
well that's me long-john silvered then

My EU dinner

>>212692998
iconic jj image

ate a packet of those korean noodles with the chicken doing a fire breath earlier
haven't felt right since

>>212692968
I often don't drive at all for months at a time then do a big drive every now and then, I'm not sure why you'd worry so much about not driving for a week

>>212693060
Hopefully it's terminal

katy can buy her gherkin cronem club pass at the reception

>>212693060
what colour
black ones are hot as hell but nice
red ones are evil

>>212693060
2x or 3x?

>>212692601
saw a woman in my town dressed like this for the first time ever the other day
mental how it's spreading

What is brit's favourite Deafheaven album?

>>212692987
blud begging to get dropped

forgot i downloaded championship manager
now need to decide who to manage

>>212693086
sup crodie x

at the gherkin, katy has to scan her cronem club pass before she is granted access to all floors of the building

>>212693116
fucking shut up man

Need to get leaner but also stronger. what a dilemma

god turn me into a flower

>>212693116
hope her bf is abusive

>>212692810
I've not done any washing up in 10 days, but to be fair I was out of town last weekend. Effectively I also need to wash everything twice, once to get the dried food or grease off, twice to clean.

>>212692817
I am literally the goose (and 10stone of lard)

>>212693070
I came off drugs this week and want to be on my A game tomorrow, which counterintuitively isn't sober. But a good drive today would fix it.

>>212693090
purple ones

>>212693120
El Tigres - Mexico

>>212691468
FILTHY BLACK NIGGER BEAST

>>212693125
sup crodie, u gud bro?

>>212693109
don't know, sorry x

>>212693098
went asian supermarket today asked if they had 3x chinky lady serving me said nonono too spicy no sell
too hot even for asians
mental

>>212693109
Poo

>>212693109
shit meme band

>>212693120
Barry Town

>>212692998
jj a cute, she's like a lil sister xx

>>212693181
yes bro, just got some clickum, katy coming over soon x

katy just upgraded to a gold gherkin cronem club pass x

the Pokemon trainer webm girl had a nice bum

>>212693046
>>212693086
>>212693132
crodie why you explaining the lore?
lovely photos tho x

Your so mean to me sometimes

>>212693054
scran

>>212692998
sounds edgy but l literally have no sympathy when girls like this get raped

mad how things are so bad now that even redditors are becoming racist

lost all my 4chan X filters so now i have to manually ignore 50+ cuck fetishism posts per thread

>>212693168
are they the habenero lime ones
just bought a 5 pack today x

>>212690126
Fair enough, I thought you meant our emotions are more complex than that

>>212693227
post the webm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzy7JaU2Zc&list=RDuhzy7JaU2Zc&start_radio=1

>>212693226
she fucks dogs

timmy working overtime delivering fried chicken to the cronem in the gherkin

twerking my white boy arse quite sternly

>>212693255
yah
spicy bois x

>>212693134
*rolls up in your ends with the skeng*

>>212693162
nah he turned her into a one piece fan, he's based

>>212691587
That's not true
It was clearly a fake doxing but the virgin population here doesn't know how social media works

scraniel beddingfield

post nice bum webms
I dont have that one

>>212693255
No-one gives a fuck you sperg

timmy keeping the gherkin squeaky clean

>>212693267
that's alright, i knew when i was posting it it wasn't elucidated very well

>>212693273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v8Frk_37-Y&list=RD5v8Frk_37-Y&start_radio=1

I'm gonna buy a VPN to use 4chan once it's banned here, need a VPN anyway. Would be funny to see /brit/ filled with foreign flags

BLACK HOLE SON

>>212693255
>lost all my 4chan X filters so now i have to manually ignore 50+ cuck fetishism posts per thread
legitimately shocked ziedbelg is still posting. have had him filtered for probably a year or so now, just assumed everyone else had him filtered too. grim to think he's been here for the last year, presumably getting zero replies.

timmies are not allowed in the gherkin x

>>212693226
In the entrance image posted we can see that all gates lead to the same area. This raises the question of what (if any) extra benefits a gold card would confer.

>>212693276
He's a good man, are Timmy x
Keeps the operation running smoothly behind the scenes

not buying a 4chan pass to post here

>>212693316
underrated Joy Division tune

>>212693310
not true
my internet friends love my posts :)

>>212693327
he gets loads of attention from dtfic

>>212693322
yeah, you and the other three turbovirges
face it, /brit/ is going to die when ofcom has their way

Get your gherkin membership today

i love my computer friends!! <3 x

>>212693357
yeah I won't be here

>>212693390
love you too mate x

>>212693409
>>212693409
>>212693409

All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore

>>212693232
mandatory posting x

>>212693276
ive never seen a white food delivery driver

>>212693426
ocado has them

>>212693348
there's multiple gates to accommodate the flood of katies entering during peak hours

>>212693473
true but i meant fast food and takeaways

>>212693109
Master of Puppets