Thread 212440701

ventnor botanic garden

thing is im not handsome
but actually maybe i am
but i use not being handsome as an excuse for being a coward
or i use being really empathetic i.e. not wanting to bother people
as an excuse for being a coward
this way my 35 years of inceldom are not actually my fault
but my being not handsome - and/or too empathetic
and this actually makes me better than all the non incels because my success in other areas have hindered me in this baserer area
you see this is the cope
this is why im alone and depressed

get the fucking black sabbath on

>>212440532
I like austrian people and austrian accents

give the migrants footballers wages

>>212440701 (OP)
I just know it smells humid and leafy in there.

>>212440724
lmao

>>212440722
ok link me to a good tune then
the only one I partake in usually is that one live performance of war pigs because of the drums mostly

a 32 year old incel virgin freak. where did it all go so wrong? i was a pretty confident kid too

when you're alone you get to live life to your own selfish means but that completely stops when you have a gf

being in a relationship isnt anywhere near as liberating as vfs seem to think it is

>>212440761
same lol
think it was thinking i was too good for the girls who liked me at 13 (couldn't get the stacies) so i had no one and then that just stunted everything
went from being popular liked by the girls aged 13 to 16 year old hateful incel liked by no one

>>212440748
I like this fat pigeon but I don't want him to live in an aviary

give NEETS more money for labubus

>>212440740
LMAO the daily mail reads exactly like something rorke would write on 4chan. insane that this is a major newspaper.

>>212440724
he startled me the first time I looked at the photo

>>212440764
fucking WHORES need to leave us to our smelly bedrooms

>>212440740
>... and counting
mmhmm x

>>212440764
women
can't live with em
can't live without em

>>212440783
puberty really is a cruel joke
>>212440764
when you're alone you don't even get to live

>>212440790
I don't like these thing they look evil and demonic and I don't like how people claim that they're cute

>>212440764
My dad and step-mum each have their own place. He will spend a few days / nights at hers and a few at his own place, with no schedule other than what works for them. They're also not married, I just refer to her as a step-mum as it's easier, but they've been together like 25 years at this point.

But I think that arrangement could only ever be worked out between 2 people who have already been through the wringer of marriage and divorce. Like you'd never convince a girl who still wants the fairytale romance life that actually no you won't be moving in with her, now or ever, so you can both stay sane.

In bed awfully hungover eating a pot noodle. Said some stupid shit at the toil do last night

>>212440815
that damn bitch!

why would a man eat a pot noodle when those korean ones are easily available and 1000x better

>>212440790
gf carries a bag everywhere with one of these attached to it she looks fucking stupid

why are there so many blacks in the nfl?

>>212440858
a lot of men don't trust "that foreign muck"

simple as that

wa la

>>212440841
think its easier later in life anyway because what you're looking to achieve is different, thats just companionship and a familiar presence to enjoy and prevent loneliness as opposed to being young and still needing to find someone to settle down with and do the whole family life thing

good morning toby

>>212440864
ever shag her up the arse?

>>212440864
she keep yer bawbag in it an all?

>>212440864
fucking bitch

>>212440872
how can people actually eat this

Light.

get the woke noodles bought

>>212440858
Prefer these ones personally. They do them in a bowl as well where you just have to pour water in instead of putting them in a pan. Kimchi version is nice as well

Space is crazy

>>212440923
Why does it answer itself?

so
whichever one of you wants to rub my feet with lotion you should do it right now

>>212440912
at the side angle on a phone this dude looks a bit like billy corgan

>>212440858
those are simply TOO spicy for the most part

>>212440900
by putting in their mouths and chewing
are you a retard or something

>>212440923
elton john after a curry

ok so after 2 days of playing the new skate 4 my opinion is that the game mechanics are fun and better than the previous games but the fortnite cartoon graphics and the dogshit map makes it a 4/10 at best

Great.

in this house you eat bachelors super noodles and youre bloody grateful for them

>>212440923
fake shit

>>212440939
billy corrigan doesn't have such pouty plush lips or long eyelashes

no idea who lewis capaldi is

Study more.

>>212441000
I think he wears a hat

Mental how bitter mid girls get if the most desirable bloke in the group doesn't give them any attention

Scientists have been hiding AI from us all this time and showing us fake dinosaurs, space nebulas and sea levels

>>212440959
it seems really vile and nasty to eat all of that hot rubbery steamed cheese and dough it seems like it would give someone an awful tummy ache

>>212441000
fat ugly freak who can sing

>>212441022
example?

>>212441000
big fat scottish fella, a singer. Sings Ed Sheeran heartbreak shite but it does big, big numbers on streaming apps

he did glastonbury a few years back but had to quit his set due to developing fake TikTok tourettes syndrome. But he took 2 years off, got cured, and is back now.

going back to bedsoon
cant be bothered

>>212440864
a roadman will be stealing that soon

how come all the women in my hobby groups are always taken, fat or ugly, but the ones in other groups are always fit and hot

>>212441000
peter capaldi's cousin?

>>212441043
need to be more specific here

>>212441000
bloke from doctor who

With 12,000 people arrested for social media posts a year in the UK, I imagine people browsing here must know somebody that has been arrested?

>>212441050
law of attraction

We got this map.

>>212441050
mate just join a walking group there's loads of normal people there, with normal-shaped heads

>>212441050
i play magic the gathering every now and then and of the like 5% who are girls who turn up most are fat, a few are trans, and then one or two are legit 6/10s
it's weird, the fit ones are always dating like some 4/10 obnoxious guy as well

gf is desperate to go to something called hedonism in jamaica. some kind of resort with swings or something lol. dunno wasn’t really paying attention

>>212440982
It's not fake. It's the remnants of a supernova (the explosion of a star). It's in our galaxy, about 3,000 light-years away from us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simeis_147

>Lake Tanganyika is an African Great Lake. It is the world's second-largest freshwater lake by volume and the second deepest.
>It extends for 676 km (420 mi) in a general north–south direction and averages 50 km (31 mi) in width.
Big lake that. Imagine a lake that goes from London to the Scottish Highlands. Does make me question why they keep banging on about Africans having no drinking water though.

>>212440138
Where congrats for me, bros?

>>212441097
wtf is a walking group that sounds stupid

>>212441111
congratulations ivan

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cly8qwx5e4lo

If you feel like an idiot at least you’re not this guy

Man can win.

>>212441105
africans haven't invented dams or aqueducts yet

if i wanted to see a frogposting russian id go to outer/int/

too many frogs in here I reckon

>>212441111
If you paid for it, it doesn’t count

>>212441122
You just asked "what is a walking group"

>>212441122
basically a bunch of complete no-lifers with no mates or romantic prospects agree over the internet to meet complete strangers at a specifed time and place and then walk some distance in the hope that they strike some kind of connection with someone, anyone, else there to fill the crushing empty void in their life

>>212441143
yan can cook

>>212441182
desu this sounds like some boomer shit and i have a feeling the only people there would be married or old

>>212441182
howling sounds just like brit

>>212441111
where's the speck

can already see how these girls missing from Camp Mystic will turn into a crazy conspiracy for some people

>>212441210
Do you understand walking alone

>>212441182
niggas type shit like this and wonder why no one wants to be around them

Little song recommendation for you
“Love me not”
Had it on repeat driving home from work this morning

>>212441142
Police car nearly crashed into me the other week except the script was flipped and it was them doing a reckless overtake.

I was driving down a hill that also bends to the right and on the opposite side of the road there was traffic, including double-decker buses, coming up the bend. I hear sirens and then literally 2 seconds later a police car is coming at me on my side of the road, as they try to overtake a bus which neither of us can see through, on a bend, going uphill.

Being the careful driver I am I applied an emergency brake manoeuvre, stopped in time, said to myself "right then", then checked my mirrors and continued on my way.

>>212441038
took two years off to attempt to eat every pie in glasgow more like (he was unsuccessful)

>>212441244
yeah, makes me depressed

>>212441247
sounds gay

>>212441184
Apply but this time is good.

>>212441278
I was vibing to it

>>212441255
the virgin emergency stop
the chad burst into flames

uniqlo gf

>>212441111
shouldn't you be dodging drones in a trench right now Boris

rorke playing evanescence at his wedding to moo ping

going to go onto r9k and type scranning a poo arse to see if anyones posted that before

the fact I’ve never had a single point on my license in 8 years of driving is insane

Oh my days Rorke >>>/r9k/81720649

>>212441323
never had a female touch your penis either

AFares.

>>212441336
>neurotypicals losing their mind at a christian waiting until 30 to have sex
meanwhile me 38 years old no sex

>>212441294
rolled the windows down, yelled WE GAAN and put the foot down

>>212441337
False, I had to go doctor when I was 14 because I had phimosis and she touched it with gloves

>>212441336
even handegg players can't do it
it's over

Get this man !

>>212441368
you get your phimosis sorted out big man?

>>212441034
happened at toil

I'm an awkward fellow

>>212441403
Yeah all sorted

Ok.

>>212441419
they cut you?

That’s right now fuck off back to where you came from nigel

>>212441136
Thanks, fren
>>212441168
We date maybe 9 years, lol.
>>212441308
Why me? I hope in this thread you don't have some globohomo retards.

Too many useless known useless fetish for me...

the libtard demoncraps

due to the rain the last few days my washed clothes haven't dried properly and now stink of mold and mildew

>>212441443
welsh reform voters don't come out for mr "immigration is the lifeblood of our country"

>>212440452
don't tell me what to do

>>212441447
You dated for 9 years before you had sex?
>>212441431
Nah just cream and stretching

>>212441443
>Fleur Frantz-Morgans, who works for a domestic violence charity, won the seat by just six votes ahead of Reform UK, retaining the seat for the party.

>The by-election was triggered by the retirement of long-serving councillor Gareth Morgan, who represented Llanidloes for 52 years.

so they barely held a seat they've had for 52 years? lol

>>212441447
/brit/ assuredly stands with russia in its noble war of defence against satanic globohomo

No.

>>212441368
did you get a lob on when she was inspecting your penor?

i dont want to go outside

>>212441496
Doesn’t matter does it mate, the result is Lib Dem’s won that’s it

I've said it before and I'll say it again: pissgravel

>>212441526
but girls and alcohol and music is out there
yes latter two are here too but not the same without girls

Your new life in the UK riding an illegal e-bike using a rented delivery app account for cash in hand while living in a paid-for hotel and claiming PIP for PTSD due to unverifiable events suffered in your home nation and or on the journey over on a dinghy awaits.

>>212441517
Nah was shrivelled up fuvking embarrassing

Elomenerald Mineusk crashing out on X again like bro if the bill is very important ant it does so many important things then don't tack on this extra thing that pisses off everybody with a car

>>212441526
Confirm.

when I went to have my willer inspected it was a male doctor :(

>>212441625
It ends good.

>>212441617
>divorced muslim single mum
grim

back in bed me
cant be arsed

No strike.

>>212441617
would shag but
>divorced with a kid
yeah nah

mad that ozzy osbourne made it to 76

>>212441625
when I went for concerns over my micropenis they pulled back the gown but couldn't find it because it was so small

Nigger ass in the air.

Never gonna get it.

>>212440740
>>212440797
'get the migrants fed
get the migrants housed
get the migrants free healthcare
get the migrants wanked off'
- the daily mail

Hush.

“Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’. So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”

Was Jesus a terf?

Stop the engine.

>>212441776
>was jesus a feminist
gona go out on a limb here and say no

alright stop….trannytime!

I’m such a ghost in society I have zero presence. Don’t even know how I would go about trying to get a girlfriend it’s not like there’s a step by step

>>212441492
>You dated for 9 years before you had sex?
Yeah, we couldn't see each other for a 7 years, lol. It's a cringe story all through. Distance relationships not a worse thing as look like

Going down the dressing smarter rabbit hole and it's mental how completely shite everything is unless you are spending at least £100 per item, there's no good reason why everything has to be so dogshit other than maximising profits and selling the worst quality item possible which still brings in business

East eadt

>>212441111
welcome to the shaggers' guild mate

>>212441820
Mine was 5 years but we ended up breaking up before ever having sex. I still talk to her occasionally now

The blood the blood...

>>212441447
>Why me? I hope in this thread you don't have some globohomo retards.
/brit/ stands with Ukraine.
If you don't, you can fuck off.

Pov.

found a /brit/coded egirl

i stayed up all night playing the horse game

;)

Bulgarian is good.

Was meant to be in Edinburgh at 10 for a trial shift in the pub but I've gone and bloody slept in haven't I

>>212441893
The one made by the same people as car game?

Whitebros…

>>212441889
bet you came in your pants when you saw her and eagerly rushed here to tell us all expecting to be heaped with praise for finding a whore who reminds you of us somehow

>>212441916
no the other horse game (the horses are anime girl horses)

>>212441447
>Why me?
I bet your compatriots who have been sent to their deaths in trenches are thinking "why me" as well. I hope your government withdraws its troops from Ukraine as soon as possible.

>>212441908
Remember the years when they didn't all wear black and grey? I do

>>212441913
How were you supposed to get to Edinburgh by 10? It’s about 8 hours away!

*slays the /brit/ timmies*

>>212441920
I've spaffed 5 times in 2 days, my tank is pretty much empty atm

2 for me please

>>212441948
This guy isn't even attractive, stop spamming

nth for the baddiedem

>>212441929
it’s ukranians that are being sent to their deaths mate. dragged off the street and sent into a trench to die for the western elite

>>212441977
According to videos that are very likely staged by Russia. Lad, you need to be a bit smarter about the things you see on the internet.

>>212441965
1 or 3 cause of her cute smile

>>212441991
they're not staged, but when people flaunt conscription what do they expect? they get arrested, obviously

Slava Ukraini!

>>212441991
even ones where ukranian language is used and they are in ukraine? behave

>>212441838
Uniqlo and Muji for me, occasionally J Crew, Hackett, Barbour and Ralph Lauren if I can get it on sale/at an outlet.

I have a lot of clothes made for me in Vietnam and I also make use of amazon basics

get the labubus shagged

>>212442008
Ez.

if u was driving would u expect this to be an undercover police car

lts a common misconception that Russia thought the Special Military Operation would only last a few days. Putin knew it would last for years and cost thousands of lives its all 4D chess

>>212441886
need more circles and arrows to understand what is happening

Got an anagram for you, lads:
hips or hers.

leftypol face down in the sand at dover with his arse in the air for the free use of all boat people

>>212442023
What I am saying is...

>>212441838
go to zara/h&m in spain buy all the basics. cheaper and betterquality/proper fits there
then just go tk max and buy more unique items for good prices
simple as
easy dress better than 90% of people

/brit/ stands with the people of Ukraine

Anyone else like their girls a bit curvy?
Ignore your mates ripping the piss out of you. Nothing wrong with a bit of chubby chasing. Pic related is ideal

why did they do it?

>>212442023
umm

>>212442076
>curvy
posts a girl flat as a rectangle

>>212442076
>Nothing wrong with a bit of chubby chasing
>posts thin girl

>>212442086
odd catberg

>>212442029
Judging by the MOT history yes

https://www.check-mot.service.gov.uk/results?registration=dx64+tly&checkRecalls=true

I hate youtube so fucking much, I was using the "new to you" button recently because it was the only way to have recs that aren't exactly the same videos I've already seen and now that buttton dissapeared for some reason literally fucking fuming right now

Aryana.

>>212442087
OK well this is ideal

>>212441971
Cope on, silly Timmy xx

>>212442003
not happening in russia though is it, people being dragged into vans on the street

>>212441908
think i know why they wear the big coats

as ziedbelg says, skinny small boat cronem.... can't be showing their noodle arms in public

>>212442132
because russia isn't sending conscripts to ukraine (yet)

>>212442018
>>212442070
I'm talking about just the nature of the items themselves, not really about what is good value or looks good or what isn't. They're all honestly shit unless you approach the luxury or just below luxury level. They don't have to be either, they'll do anything to squeeze extra profits out.

>>212442085
because he hates you

>>212442096
Nah, this is thin

>>212442154
can buy plenty of decent fitting cotton stuff at spanish zara at reasonable prices
yes it wont last 10 years of regular use but so what

>>212442073
*YAB*

https://streamable.com/rwwjvo

>>212442160
yeah but I mean normally thin

>>212442122
that's a child

>>212442156
rorkes hero

big issue seller has now appeared on the streets of my affluent cheshire village.
just when i think it couldn't be more over, it does.

>>212441965
what a forward young man you are

>>212442003
I bet a lot of those videos are staged

>>212442010
Yes I bet many of the videos are staged by Russia

>>212441893
basado

Russia is just XP grinding they can win at any time

>>212442227
big nigga is watching

Have I been done? I thought the US wanted the UK to get involved in the Iraq war?

>>212442182
blud just wants everyone to see how smart he is
interrupting their convo to show his stupid trick

>>212441965
Just 2? I'll take all 4

gonna get the double filet o fish

>>212442150
i think they have sent some

>>212442175
She’s in her 20s

>>212442227
"art"

What is the character "Andy Capp" known as in Germany?

>>212442166
Poorfag mentality on show here, I'm not talking about what lasts, the quality of an item isn't related to how long it lasts

>>212442238
americans just memoryholing article 5

oh so did biboo

>>212442261
>nooo my 100% cotton is better than your 100% cotton
state

>>212442238
yeah it was the US seeking allies, they badgered us and france to join the coalition
it was very well known, even becoming the central plot of the film In The Loop.
you're more than likely arguing with a zoomer who wasn't even born in 2003 - on the youtube comments section, moreover.

HeatherCHAD must be shagging his 10/10 girlfriend

Hopefully he joins us soon though

>>212442261
I understand the point you're making but quality obviously is related to longevity

>>212442204
“you bet” isn’t evidence i’m afraid. i know in your mind “russia” is an ingenious wizard hacker that manipulates everything behind the shadows, but that isn’t really real, and if it is it would be the west

>>212442261
It kind of is
Tarqs don’t like buying new clothes. They patch them up and keep wearing the same wardrobe their entire lives.

>>212442198
>big issue seller

The one nearest me is an overweight Roma gypsy woman. The sort you'd normally expect to see outside greggs in the city centre who gets picked up in a BMW X5 at the end of the day with all the other professional beggars.

Except she's an official Big Issue seller, I don't quite understand it. She's fucking obese and all. Anyway she sometimes smiles at me so I smile back.

only one good song on this album

big ups my men in Ukraine
free Zelenskyy and the mandem

>>212442272
i'm more of a saruei appreciator

>>212442307
two actually
only shallow
when you sleep

>>212442302
get in lad

uh oh stinky

>>212442238
bush bullied blair into it

l got ops in moscow

>>212442302
>The one nearest me is an overweight Roma gypsy woman.
thats the one in the sainsburys near me
was the "minimum income requirement" really just a fucking meme?
idc;vr

>>212442328
Aryan blood licker.

my jp oshi is about to do her 3d debut

Anyone going to Black Sabbath?

big op putin in moscow
might have to get my zk out on him
man won't be sleeping soundly tonight

>>212442304
I am so not a deano lol. I wear cords and woolly jumpers in the winter

time for a GDP goon session

>>212442372
Really die please work for once...

>>212442372
I want to go to this but it’s at the same time as pride

>>212442385
it's a hard life for leftypol

leftypol
rorke

>>212442415
the terrible two

>>212442334
Blood think he Ronnie Reagan

rorke
leftypol

>>212442313
I'm worried where her spear will end up

rorkeypol
leftyrorke

I am going on a DATE with a WHITEGIRL this evening
brown eyed bih

Yeah, I'm thinking kino

>>212442375
They were told their whore videos would be kept secret you sick fuck. They didn’t consent to you gooning to them. This is rape

>>212442442
the 3 greatest men alive

>>212442352
congrats planei!

>>212442298
Sure, but people cannot comprehend that quality does not mean how heavy or thick something is, the cheapest shit lasts years, it’s not what people think it is, runts think all cotton is the same too
>>212442300
You can patch up dogshit clothes just as well, that isn’t what it’s about, a lot of tarqs also don’t know about quality either

leftypol and rorke have their differences, but one thing they can agree on is their joint support of ukraine

>>212442415
Probably.

>>212442450
>we need indian people to watch our movie

>>212442463
fair enough I haven't bought anything cheap in ages because like you said the actual clothing itself is trash

King

>>212442450
i reckon this is probably one of the first AI-written films

ADHD doesn't exist

Autism does exist but only in people like Harvey

rhetoric? put aside
negotiating table? got round
pensioners? heated
gangs? smashed

any horrible repulsive loathesome bastard man in?

>>212442510
Clean pussy.

>>212442503
and the sausages?

>>212442450
new james bond looking kind mid

>>212442463
I will agree with you that clothes used to be much better quality. I have 20 year old j crew and ralph lauren i wear on the regular and still look good and then things I bought a year ago falling apart. The materials used are different, the cottons flimsier

it's crazy how many reports bbc is doing on these indian sandals nobody fucking cares you big cry babies maybe if you knew anything about fashion people would be buying indian clothes instead of appropriating one small feature getting really sick of their uppity attitude and the nonstop media placating

>>212442502
I'm a person like Harvey, unfortunately

Slava Ukraini

dont know why i keep losing insta followers for no reason
chill out bruh

We remake Concorde but for Ryanair

Deano can get from Stansted to Marbella in half an hour

>>212442540
based bot

>>212442466
i mean it depends how you define them. those in the centre always align on geopolitics because they represent the western status quo which includes imperialism

>>212442538
how does it manifest in your existence?

>dont know why i keep losing insta followers for no reason
>chill out bruh

>>212442538
/brit/ = British Retards and International Touched

>>212442510
alri x

>>212442510
scum sucking waste of oxygen me it would be better if i was never born

>>212442564
Doesn’t make sense why they never brought the Concorde back, bit suspicious ask me

>>212442580
everyone can see hes half black

>>212442567
Aryan and you know it and so do I.

>>212442463
>>212442526
same, I still wear 15 year old polo shirts on the reg

New? Mek it

just let it die
release me

>>212442592
*were
Jesus, we've been over this enough times by now

>>212442660
>>212442660
>>212442660

Unfortunately there have been calls for greater diversity on UK banknotes

Prepare to see a KANG and a KWEEN on your tenners soon.

>>212442580
Bad. Got kicked out of school for punching teachers and had to go to special school were we didn't learn
Now I am a neet.

Give me a proper fight your filthies.

I am your fucking God.