Thread 214214717

Seething edition
Old: >>214208026

bout to inhale some hot milky terps

You smell good, which is surprising

The Warlock King sub-exish

Jerk my dick until it bleeds just to know I’m still alive
Goon
Goon the pain away

>>214214781
that kid is fucking hilarious

Good enough now where's that immigration faggot

I think it would be really funny to become the first sexologist who has never had sex

>>214214832
He got some funny lines.

This guy told me that to give a girl good oral sex you just have spell the alphabet with your tongue on her clitoris.

>>214214842
go and have sex asap and write a book

i’m not into trannies and i would not have relations with one but that british one from twitter is more facially attractive than 95% of women

>>214214909
Uppercase or lowercase?

>>214214909
does it work?

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love in love with someone
Ever fallen in
In love with someone you shouldn't fall in love with

Saved that vanlife brapper just in time before some homosexual deleted it. Brappers are an important staple of my culture which I am here to discuss in an on topic manner of course obviously.

>>214214929
doubt it

>>214214951
>>214214959
IDK

/cum/ - The Player's Club

Warlock King sub-edish

Why do I keep saving cardboard boxes? I don't use them. For some reason I got in the habit of always keeping shoeboxes. At one point I had a stack of ten of them in my closet. At not point have I ever used a cardboard shoebox for anything.

>>214027825
brown AI slop btfo

its gamer time nigga

What's the appeal of Burning Man?

>>214215090
poor people behaviour to save boxes. get that shit out of your system. you don't need the box and never will. if you have to move years from now, go spend $50 on moving boxes from Home Depot instead of turning your home into a warehouse.

>>214215090
probably got the hoarder gene from someone in your family

>>214215127
The partying, the girls, the drugs, the music. I wish I had gone before the normies started flocking it, still would go thoughverbeitstein.

>>214215127
Why don’t they just drive through the sand

>>214215127
drugs, sex, general debauchery and hedonism

>>214215127
Sex, drugs, basically run by people who hate authority and cover up rapes so lots of gruesome shit goes down there too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8fDM60MS84

watching a black woman video essay about issues that don't affect me and I'll surely forget when the video ends but she very cute and has a soft voice so I'm still engaged

>>214215204
why, is she cute at least?

I got a hoe named Reel 2 Reel, she got a buddy named SP-12, now you know the deal

> Travis and Taylor have announced their engagement
swifties....it's so ogre.....

Cut of beef of choice

only things I'm engaged to is money and weed yfm aha

>>214214717 (OP)
that's me everyday

actively gatekeeping a band I like rn

>>214215234
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2daXghqHgjQ

>>214215288
we dont have very good beef here and the imported stuff is super expensive

>>214215245
Most fake artificial bullshit relationship of all time. For me it’s Lana Del Rey marrying some random hick from the Louisiana swamps. That’s true love.

>>214215234
A gangster in effect, a real nigga on the track
A clip on my hip, and I shoot a buster back
As real as you might call yourself, I hope that you can back it up
Clickin' on your ass, when I blast, I don't give a fuck
A gangster in effect, a real nigga on the track
A clip on my hip, and I shoot a buster back
As real as you might call yourself, I hope that you can back it up
Clickin' on your ass, when I blast, I don't give a fuck

More champagne, Mr. Forte?

>>214215288
Rib steak

>>214215410
jerry seinfeld-ass "what's the deal with kids building forts"-ass comics smdh
farside trannies need to get some taste

>>214215143
>poor people behaviour to save boxes.
that sounds about right
>>214215160
it was the opposite in my family when i was growing up. Mom would throw away useful and valuable things because she thought they were contributing to clutter. Her apartment is basically the meme recliner in front of tv in an empty room setup, except hospital clean as well.

How about The Fartside

Stirring some potassium chloride right now

>>214215245
we all had her
he married her

>>214215597
why

Sally D'Abruzzo kisses me in 4th grade and I've never forgotten it

>>214215483
you got it all wrong

>>214215556
HOW ABOUT NO.

>>214215597
student or job?

>>214215630
I'd dox myself if I told you the exact reason, but it's for biology purposes
>>214215656
Student

>>214215128
this could be us but u playin

>>214215698
are you that marine biologist?

Beef prices have gone up dramatically in Canada and the US compared to pork and chicken.

Marta won today

>tfw I just read the projected statistics on the demographics of Canada wikipedia page
Holy fucking shit. 47.3% visible minority by 2041. Jesus Christ that is so insane.

made a witty remark in the company Teams chat and got many likes, a few laughing emojis and even a heart

killing it today

>>214215839
How is that insane? Our demographics are similar

have you ever met a surfer dude

Will trade jeets for Latinx

>>214215839
Is that even counting so-called asylum seekers, so-called international students, so-called temporary foreign workers, and all the other forms of thirdie migration fraud that are used to fudge the numbers

>>214215924
3 spics for every jeet. deal?

>>214215869
Canada was like 97% White in the 1970s

>>214215839
>Jesus Christ that is so insane.
at current rate that is a modest estimate. it's real bad. so much unreported brown flooding in.

Brampton isn't even Canada anymore

first day at the new job we'll see how it goes

>>214215839
and thats a good thing, white countries are bad or something

you guys act like indians and other south asians are the end of the world but at least they're productive and well educated and they integrate into western society

>>214216057
good luck bro

>>214216088
Nice bait

>>214216090
thanks

>>214216088
i agree actually

>>214215926
>so-called asylum seekers, so-called international students, so-called temporary foreign workers
if you drive around the thirdie enclave regions of any major metro here you will find strip malls with lawyers who have set up shop with big sign advertising immigration consulting and asylum services. Translation: you come to my office and I help you scam your family and friends in as well as help you international student/visa squat with asylum claims. It'll be a picture of a dude in a turban on the sign, usually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvQxS2Vk2x4
quite like this song

I've never actually met an Indian person that I didn't like, but of course I've seen all the horror stories on the internet

>>214216088
>well educated
>productive
>integrate
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>214216088
The ones that come to Canada are violent, prone to criminality, low IQ, and constantly restart ancient blood feuds (such as Hindu-Sikh violence and rioting) on our soil

Indian food is still delicious, I will die on this hill
Chicken vindaloo, extra spicy, is to die for

>>214215924
>>214215944
what's the going rate? how many big boot latinas can i get for 5.5 million jeets?

My ancestry is 100% northwestern european and I don't care at all about immigration. I don't care about living around brown people
>but muh white culture
don't care. American culture sucks. It's been fundamentally judaic since the beginning

Hi

Please come to Sverigetråden.
>>214213898
>>214213898
>>214213898
>>214213898
>>214213898

>>214216250
60 million spics for 5.5 million jeets is a fair trade i'd say

It’s already 3? Damn…

>>214216268
Shan’t

>>214216088
>>214216189
Forgot to mention that jeets set up terrorist training camps in Canada, and they’re responsible for the worst terrorist attack in Canadian history:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182

>>214216291
no sir i'm not looking to trade SPCS, I have JEET valued at a 6.4 : 1 rate per BBLT.

based on my research the value of big booty latinas is going to skyrocket in the coming months.

becoming a Mormon might be the move

>>214216293
It's only 12 laddie buck

>>214216296
Yes but no Canadians were actually killed in that terrorist attack. It was still evil but we didn't lose anyone.

>>214216396
actually it's 1pm in the afternoon.

Can't wait for fall

Latinas have smaller than average butts, controlling for obesity. They’re Siberians by blood; built like Chinese people.

>>214216447
Most retarded thing I've ever heard
The southern cone is the land of bunda

>>214216057
good luck

>>214216430
Can't wait for your downfall

>>214216470
The southern cone has the least Indio admixture in Latin America

seein some seriously ignant shit bein posted rn

>>214216256
>I don't care about living around brown people
Typing this from his moms spare room in rural Minnesota. Live in the hood and you won't be saying this if you are white.

>>214216495
Then you should have said indigenous not latina

> post:
:/
> post, but porn:
:O

read the word "poo" and then started actually smelling it IRL

>>214216503
I live in a city where most of my neighbors are muslim and south asian

>>214216357
no latinga in my country :(

>>214216562
did you post that succulent vanlife ass? post moar

>>214216571
nigga lives in dallas

I was messing around with some photos last night and somehow made this

Vacillate between wishing I'd been born a girl and not. I don't like feeling unsafe

>>214216585
they are quite rare in my cunt too, Americans don't realize how good they have it. deporting all these illegal mexicans is going to create a latina booty VACUUM in their nation.

>>214216570
Sorry i farted

semen semen

>>214216648
lol

>>214216659
one look at her tells me she voted for him to be in her country. she gets what she deserves.

and the jeet will probably end up contracting an STD too lol.

Slurp slurp

KITTIN!

>>214216784
*tosses into the oven at 425 degrees Fahrenheit*

>>214216663
I'm not complaining but I would like to get some latinga ass in my life

Americans be like

>noooo get this out of my country right now Blonald Blompfff!!!

Went to the outlet mall yesterday and it was all browns. All the stores, which are supposed to be nice designer European brands just sell expensive merch, T-shirt with huge logo on the front. Giant letters "BOSS", "ARMANI". Of course the spics and browns love it, the stores do great. Fucking little cross body bags for men. Slides. Burberry patterned caps.
The white man can't even buy fucking good clothes anymore. I am literally going to look like a turbo-autist in a few years because I only buy shit vintage now.

>>214216835
>t. evil

I'm watching Lindsay Ellis' new video. I had never watched her before. Does she always mispronounce so many words?

Soulless minimalist look needs to come back into vogue.

>>214216855
she looks legal

>>214216870
white men should buy their clothes at the lumber store. plaids and jeans are what you should be wearing daily unless you work in an office.

>>214216855
>bathroom setting
anal sex on the toilet

>>214216996
well yeah she's 31 years old

>>214217054
I meant citizenship wise

>>214217032
I'm the toilet in that scenario

I couldn't imagine having liberal parents.

>>214217114
I knew that all along.

You just got TROLLED son. Epicly.

>>214216939
We should support the end of mass murder.
There, I've saved you 3 hours of your life.

how many pints in a quart

Friends wife posted on instagram that she is "screaming and crying" because Taylor Swift got engaged to Travis Kelce.

>>214217311
the gaylor dream is dead

>>214217204
>support the end of mass murder.

In favour of what? A micro murder system? Like locally sourced, sustainable murders? Community-based murders?

farm fresh certified organic gluten free murder

>>214217138
brianesque

>>214217157
Mine are turbo liberal boomers that watch MSNBC 24/7

>>214217331
>>214217367
many kill, bad
few kill, less bad

my bottle of yuzushu says 6% but it feels much higher

janny is a nigger lover who will never be a woman

>destiny not live
ffffffuuuccckkkkk
i guess i'll just goon to femdom

Applying to jobs
think i might try to apply to those international teaching jobs, idk there's got to be some thirdie hell hole somewhere that would take me

>female janny bullying you for shitposting while she jerks you off
erm, based?

>>214217506
no. he's an overworked volunteer and a fellow 4channer

being a democrat is such a burden, because i know that i'm right about everything but 60% of the country won't listen to me.

>>214217666
Preach sis

Plantains suit my taste so well.

>>214217666
i feel you, imagine being an atheist on top of that. it's exhausting. sometimes i wish i was just a regular ignorant dudebro.

Considering the ditch digger career path

catberg is nibbling on my clothes again

>>214217833
Try being a socialist and a vegan :\

i have gotta stop beating off

watching breaking points

dogs are far more loyal than cats.

I can't watch sportsball like everyone else.

I disavow all sportsball openly at work and alienate myself from talk with "the boys".

This has resulted in them coming to me inquiring about my hobbies. When I tell them I offroad, hunt, camp, and shoot guns they all have a million questions about my fascinating lifestyle. I always have an audience at company functions.

Now just imagine how much bigger that audience would be if I told them I shitpost on /cum/.

what is the internet anymore

>>214217987
true but i love cats too

MEET YOU ALL THE WAY

ROSANNA YEAH

>>214218115
Looks like some bot/a.i generated crap
it has barely any subscribers

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>214218115
>>214218215
This is half of all Youtube channels now. Just pure garbage clickbait run by some chinese or jeet in a basement.

>>214218115
They need to do something about the AI slop

>>214218179
i look like that

>>214218255
idk if i saw any channel like that in my feed i would just block it
i have zero idea what's popular. i just watch the handful of channels i like. mostly weird old archival vids

I might vote newsom over Vance just because palantir scares the shit out of me.

>>214218115
Bizarre

Thoughts on this analogy

>>214218376
you're looking at other women despite proposing to your gf. have shame

>>214218376
Foid

>sportsball
shut your ass up nerd

>>214217979
I want to sex Krystal Ball

timeless

>>214218247
I stopped it 10 days ago and milk

I started a fire in a forest and they put it out in less than 15 minutes they literally air dropped niggas in. Wtf is this country.

Most Europeans drink instant coffee but act like coffee snobs

>>214218115
WtF

me because i am enlightened

i drink instant coffee cause im a lardass

I drink aspartame soda

>>214218556
That’s crazy man
See you around

>>214218535
We drink doodoo water in eurpoop

>>214218535
only in the balkans

>>214218602
This one is super cute lol

>>214218556
brainlet take. the truly enlightened focus solely on grilling. small talk about politics or how many running yards the negro athlete achieved are for midwits.

>>214218556
>did you catch the game last night
Gay. Emo. Cringe.
>did you see that new vsauce video?
Omg based

There's only one person in the world like you, so you should try to be the best "you" that you can be!

Should I go watch skindred and alien ant farm live

>>214218680
This is what Hitler's art teacher famously told him in 1927.

>>214218680
What if you have a twin?

>>214218687
yeah just for the MJ cover

>>214218732
How white people look at you when youre wearing a durag

I speak English

>>214218801
Coolio

>>214218801
I speak Sexglish

>>214218801
I speak 3 languages, used to speak 4

you look like this

I speak fuck your mother

where are the messsssicans?

>>214218924
Saaar

>>214218918
That’s in Portugal

>>214218933
Adolf Rizzler

>>214218924
bloody bitch you don't bloody say mother to me bitch

>>214218894
Say I sexed up her vagina sexily in french

>>214218666
Michael from VSauce is the most based soyjak of all time

>>214218953
>>214219040
I fuck your sister I fuck your mother I fuck your grandmother I fuck all your mothers mothers bloody bitch I fuck you bastard

>>214219045
J'ai sexué son vagin de manière sexy

toil

>>214219045
I don't speak frog

Vsauce contributed to the famous "Human Cake" with FilthyFrank, iDubbbz, and MaxMoeFoe during the Gilded Age of Youtube.

i wonder if zoomies even remember that, they must've been like 10 years old.

>>214219051
the most annoying guy ever

Post a song you’d like to have sex to animal style

Second shit.

>>214219196
https://youtu.be/ccY25Cb3im0?si=fp-1looGmtLcGcpT

>>214219196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-RL__uN4&list=RD6Dh-RL__uN4&start_radio=1

Universal studios off the chain wit it tho

>>214219260
That was such an epic era of YouTube…

>>214218266
They're never going to. They don't see it as a problem.

>>214219297
>16 dollary doos for tendies
Ridiculous

>>214219297
this would give soy boys an aneurysm

>>214219376
theme parks are outrageously priced now. i went to Disney World before COVID and they were charging $7USD for a plain soft serve ice cream on a cone

>>214219466
Christ, I can't even imagine how much Disneyland costs nowadays. It must be actually insane

>>214219454
*coughs spike proteins into your face*

cum peak lobby when?

Wow 'neyland tickets are like 100 bucks for one day

>>214219196
https://youtu.be/k85mRPqvMbE

>>214219580
>>214219504
$119 for a single day, then add $50 on that for food and drinks for the day

and if you're super lucky half the rides will be closed for maintenance or there'll be huge lineups. no wonder Disneyworld is just adult babies and minorities now.

>>214219627
Sex to this would lk go hard asf

it's really funny that we still aren't a dictatorship, not due to lack of trying, but out of sheer incompetency

>>214219768
it would be retarded deranged sex tho, like german scat party stuff

>>214214717 (OP)


these posts are extremely low quality:
>>214218759
>>214218809
1/2

(not just "I dont like these posts" report
he is off his VPN in one of the posts


thanks

>>214219791
*yet
we still become an incompetent dictatorship!

2/2
>>214219483
>>214219624
>>214219744


these posts are extremely low quality

>>214219819
*can

>>214219795
NYPA faggot

Explain why i shouldn't become a scavenger, pirate, or wastrel?

>>214219854
The fuck is a wastrel?

>>214219853
the mods should do their jobs

>>214219870
ifykyk

Go to my job interview tomorrow or keep my old shitty job?

>>214219870
A profligate, vagabond, or spendthrift

other posts youre allowing there include:

>>214219810
>>214219902

Tomorrow is when I will officially either get the job of my dreams or become more depressed than I have been in years. Either way the waiting is almost over.

>>214219886
lmao.

lol even.

did I ever tell you about the time a raging homosexual spammed this general with hardcore gay pornography for over an hour with absolute impunity? about how he ban evades daily and trolls constantly? and you're mad about some obscure Belgian's cryptic one liners?

oh sweaty...

>>214219935
why not both

>>214219969
yeah Brian

>>214220007
if they don't ban him, why on earth would you bother wasting time submitting reports on that Belgian fool? the only bans now are for complaining about bans or for posting anti-indian stuff.

him off his proxy:
>>214219957


him on his proxy 5 seconds before:
>>214219949


also hes white (self hating) soo he should be kicked out

>>214219948
Good luck!

>>214219948
good luck! make sure you're in the best possible mental/physical state when it cums

Filter is going crazy rn

>>214220151
>>214220178
Thank you friends. I have accepted that I have done all I can do and that it is officially out of my hands now.

OH GOD I'M SELF-IMPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m quitting kickboxing and going to BJJ. Being hit in the head wouldn’t be bad if I didn’t know I was getting brain damage every time

I genuinely think I have some kind of early onset dementia

>>214220309
>going to BJJ
Blow job joyfully

>>214220335
you said that yesterday

talking about how much your filter just picked up (from like 3 posts and a reply/stub) makes you look very pathetic fat

>>214220309
being able to spar or go full tilt in competition is awesome
i want to learn muy thai at some point tho because my striking is strong but sloppy and im liable to break my own hand in a self-defense situation

is this AI?

>>214220234
how did you improove today

Me and the boys hanging out

>>214220374
I donated $10 to my favorite streamer Destiny to support neoliberal messaging to Gen Z men.

>>214220373
I dunno, but why would a candle be lit with that much sunlight coming in?

You guys watch the video of the raging Jeet on a plane?

>>214220373
look at the clock

>>214220349
>makes all martial art training irrelevant

>>214220402
no
no fly list for him, just let him fly home

>>214220399
lol

Bros she’s starting to respond faster and faster

>>214220434
>bring knife to protest or while just walking
>get shoved, pull knife
>mfw the guy rushes me
>kill him in "self defense"
>go to prison to 10 years
oops.

>>214220473
maybe she's interested

you couldn’t stab me
my speed is far superior to yours

>>214220473
good luck frenderino

BJJ is very good for 1v1 self defense but the downside is you look gay

>>214220556
your opponent looks gay when you're on top submitting them
greeks invented wrestling for a reason

>>214220473
Bad sign, could be clingy bpd demon

I VILL post ITG, you cheeldren of zee niiight. BLEH!

>>214220373
I think so
It looks a little too HD for an old photo

you might be wondering how i got these scars. well, it's a funny story. you see, it all started when eve ate the forbidden fruit in the garden of eden...

I genuinely think I have some kind of early onset dementia.

So what's the deal with Herpes anyway?

I genuinely think I have some kind of early onset dementia

Put em in your mouth pull em all down south

>>214220556
>Gets in street fight
>Pulls guard

Yeah im a pisser, yeah I'm a farter, yeah I'm a shitter, yeah I'm a gooner
You got a problem with that motherfucker?

>>214220724
Idk, never caught it

N

Making Dubai chocolate

taint no lobos

>>214220766
never goon
save it for a girl

Gooning is magic

>>214220826
show me your magic anon

made a new but I wont link it because of a typo
deleting it soon

>>214220556
just do judo then you’re cool like james bond

Making you buy chocolate

scarface insists on itself

>>214220870
Posted in it

putin does judo

>>214220906
Bad boy

I drink seltzer instead of alcohol

>>214220942
good. you won't die of liver failure like that lolcow guy from last week.

Thread cuck is making the thread now, he had to finish cleaning my cum from his wife

>>214220988
There's already a thread thougheverbeit >>214220851

>>214220999
The cucknadian said he's going to delete it

>>214220942
I drink tequila with lime juice, and a splash of starry on ice in a short glass.

>>214220851
new

rest in peace Cobra

rest in peace Hulk Hogan