Thread 212828168

Coexistence edition

Top of Thurcaston Rd occupied by illegal Irish gypsies. Public Footpath through golf course covered in toilet paper and human excrement.

>>212828166
>>212828166
>>212828166
real new

how do i persuade a lady to grant me penile access to her fannois?

>>212828168 (OP)
yeah well there isn't

In bed
Cuddling up with the Rarity plushie

>>212828219
payment

>>212828184
>>212828184
>>212828184
NEW

the new ‘plugs

Kids arrived along with those vans spoiling the play area as well. Yesterday I spotted kids breaking eggs on the slide. on taking pictures those kids started abusing me.

>>212828219
write a polite but very insistent letter

>>212828253
sybau

>>212828212
Why are people so grim >>212828260

>>212828260
@knightsofthenorth do your job

>>212828260
Playgrounds are wasted on kids

>>212827812
From your descriptions it seems like these 2/3MMCs are much better suited to our purposes, wish I'd had the chance to try them. 4MMC was like a sledgehammer.

It's been nice talking to you lad, that's me off out now. Good luck for your session on thursday-sunday, get some sleep and some nutrition down you x

>>212828260
Look like gypsy kids

>>212828260
Let’s not snap pics of children mate x

29 next week and I've never had sex or kiss a girl, and haven't had a job since I was 21
I make about 5k a year from crypto I just hold, I get disability for mental health berg, plus I have my parents so that together keeps me alive
At the very least I'm thinking I should identify as asexual so people will see me and modern and approachable and not an incel loser
If all incels just said they were asexual identifying I think that would immediately make people think they are less of a freak

>>212828341
nary a pixel

>Sexual liberalism “cannot convincingly explain why a woman who hurts herself should be understood as mentally ill, but a woman who asks her partner to hurt her is apparently not,”

thoughts on this

>>212828224
does she have a... you know

>>212828291
“People” in an incredibly strong word to use when you’re describing the biomass.

would you rather go to prison on a noncing charge and only serve 1 year, but always be known as a nonce, or go to prison on a murder charge and get 20 years?

In bed. Farting.

>>212828341
have sex, lad

>>212828219
get her a quarter chicken and chips and a scratchie

>>212828361
probably a year for noncing

>>212828303
thanks lad. I'm also pondering on bumming an old chinese prost that works near. last time that happened I took off the condom and shagged her bum raw for 40 minutes with no breaks. was on one

Arse scratched. Fingers sniffed. Shit smelt.

>>212828260
>>212828361
>>212828398
why are you like this

>>212828361
Id be 57 when i came out of prison

>>212828361
I expect to do a murder charge when I get the chance to meet my enemy, but hopefully I do less than 20. I'd never want to nonce so that will never be an option.

>>212828361
Why do I have to pick one? I can take certain actions and do both.

>>212828425
so you're 36 or 57?

>>212828361
Noncing 100%

>>212828361
Murder charge 100%

More Dogs
More Blacks
More Irish
More Trans

>>212828444
Prefer not to say

>>212828361
noncing

>>212828361
If the noncee is your daughter then the nonce charge.
If the murderee is all nonces from this thread then the serial killer charge.

Any Volkssturm man in?

>>212827345
preordered the 4k me. would like to see it in the cinema but I'm a friendless autistic anxious freak you see so I haven't been to the cinema in over a decade

>>212828450
>>212828476

Don’t think any of you understand what 20 years in prison would be like

>>212828544
been in prison for 8 months once, the first couple of weeks were brutal but you get used to it after that

Just made a peng sandwich

>>212828560
For noncing was it

>>212828544
year in prison and all your friends and family think youre a nonce? Have to be registered as a sex offender? People look more kindly on murderers

Banned from /v/ for like the 40th time but it's only 3 days because the mods think I'm funny lol

>>212828544
I do, I work in one
although yank prisons look very different

>>212828575
no, vandalism actually

>>212828602
what did you do that was so funny

>>212828560
>been in prison for 8 months once
Is being gay still a crim in australia?

>>212828168 (OP)
Extremely stompable face

>>212828620
i wish, hate poofters me

>>212828612
what did you do?

>>212828633
and yet you chose to spend 8 months surrounded by frustrated rapey men
curious

>>212828612
defaced captain cook statue?

>>212828617
Posted a picture of a crane fly and said >scary looking enemy turns out to be on your side

>>212828667
Done him

>>212828500
Would you like to come to the Hebden Bridge showing?

>>212828627
*tilts my head * hey buddy let's just get along

This freak literally cannot stop thinking about men raping other men

>>212828667
i didn't CHOOSE it m8, believe it or not you don't really have much choice in the matter if the judge decides to sentence you to prison time

Mental how fucking gay I am

>>212828689
I’ll be there pal

>>212828718
cant do the time?
dont do the crime

Checkered Vans
Black Skinny Jeans
Studded belt
Skinny graphic t shirt - video game or anime reference? Maybe an obscure band?
Couple bracelets, self harm scars, dinosaur tattoo, black nails
Guyliner and black eyeshadow, maybe a little foundation
Hair cut bowl-style but grown to mid-length, straightened and dyed black
Lip piercings and stretched lobes
Fluffy backpack, maybe of a Hello Kitty or MLP character

>>212828718
You chose to vandalize, tho.

going to the Hebden Bridge screening of Barry Lyndon with a bucket of acid and hurling it at the biggest neek in there

got that sting-y feeling in my urethra again that i get sometimes when i ent had enougn water

>>212828718
You choosed to do crime to get buggered
>>212828735
/brit/ full of fags
I wish computer viruses could kill people

>>212828755
Um

>>212828689
that's a kind offer and I don't actually live far from there but meeting anybody in a social setting, especially someone from /brit/ is too scary for me

>>212828755
Illegal post

Went outside and got angry again. Best just stay inside where it’s safe.

>>212828747
i did do the time tho
>>212828751
the voices in my head made me do it
>>212828768
the "victim" deserved it

what a PSYCHO

Dead man walking

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y7zqdwzqyo

>In Germany, German men commit less violent crime than Syrian, Afghan, Bulgarian, Serbian and Iraqi women
lmao

>>212828796
just unlucky tbf, can't remember the last time i went for a drive and didn't speed

>>212828796
she's doing a degree in "creative writing" at 35 lmao

>>212828815
He hates leftists so much it's unreal
He's been purging them from the get go after lying to them in order to get elected
Evil freak

>>212828796
>Still no apology

>>212828833
British culture?

>>212827907
where do i start? do i need to download snapchat?

>>212828768
Homophobia is so 2014
Tired gimmick

>>212828834
yeah most people speed but getting caught once is unlucky, getting caught enough to get that many points makes you a bit of a mong i reckon

Used to go to the cinema with my mates and we’d meet up outside the cinema, buy tickets and then sit watching a movie for a couple hours without really speaking.
Then after just leave the cinema and head our separate ways.
Wasn’t really socialising now that I think about it.

Get the spoons out
Get the veins tapped
The the smack in
Corr

>>212828885
wow i wouldnt have thought theyd get along so well

>>212828858
here's some British culture for you
*grabs your skull and rams my cock down your throat*

>>212828885
what the fuck?

get the poo done
get the wank had

>>212828833
Notice how Turkiye isn’t mentioned
Everyone blames them for no reason

>>212828836
Mental that if she weren't rich and famous from being put in movies as a child she'd be a grim Ruby Granger-esque failure by now

>>212828815
do the scandals ever end
who the fuck are the 22% still supporting this bellends

I'm just like Fluttershy xD

>>212828922
is that what you lot call a toad in a hole?

>>212828920
>>212828930
What was it?

>>212828922
Why do you always think of male on male rape?

Did something happen to you?

>>212828981
You don't wanna know

>>212828957
stupid stubborn old boomers, who else?

>>212828981
MLP/family guy porn

>>212828833
>no 6'1 dom serbian gf to punish me

>>212828911
Best movie you went to see with them?

>>212828995
thought they were in the tories bed

>>212828815
howling
he just can't keep a gov together

>>212829006
I'll be voting for Corbyn's party if we get a candidate here, if not then Lib Dems*

Think starmer will eventually call a special election like soonak? He seems more stubborn

lol this is me

>>212829006
Just like tony Blair then

>>212828981
An image depicting sexual intercourse between Brian the dog from Family guy and Rainbow Dash the blue pony from My Little Pony

>>212828815
*Executioners bell rings*

>>212829065
KTIM

>>212829029
When the dark knight rises came out they did a showing of Batman begins, then the dark knight, then the dark knight rises after midnight.
That was alright. Don’t think cinemas do stuff like that anymore though

>>212829083
Dabbing for the ira

>>212829006
I'm a communist but will probably suck it up and vote corbz if he pulls his fist out his arse and does something for once

im soft and submissive

im hard and dominant

>>212829109
Nice.

In London they do stuff like that. Not that i go

>>212829109
Big city theaters and independent ones still do special events

Paki pizza.

>>212829138
>>212829139
you two should link up

>>212829083
BASED

>>212829122
>John where's that £125 fancy meal you promised me for our anniversary?
>Sent it to a 12 year old girl to fight the woke luv

>>212829122
That's nice of them

Why were 19,000 afghans personal information including addresses and family members all on one file? And why was some official able to "accidentally" email it to some random bloke by "accident"

>>212829122
hate her dad's bloated yorkshire pudding head tryign to look sad

>>212829122
Wonder what she'll buy

>>212828955
Mental that despite her being rich and famous from being put in movies as a child she is still a grim Ruby Granger-esque failure now

>>212829122
oh for goodness sake rorke

>>212829169
soogs belly rolls…

stay safe everyone

>>212829187
A 9 inch black dildo no doubt

>>212829006
and farage has teamed up with zia yusuf and refuses to even float the possibility of muslim remigration. your left is absolutely insane, every single party even the far right ones embrace all the wildest dreams of the left and they still feel like they're fighting for their lives as the resistance

>>212829211
I was at bank just the other day and nobody sexually assaulted me.
What am I doing wrong?

>>212829187
A big black 13 incher

>>212828995
i'm not a boomer. stupid and stubborn perhaps.

Might go to the cinema on my own. Worried there will be kids there who will call me a nonce and throw popcorn at me though.

mate's rape trial is not going well apparently
apparently dirty talking texts have stitchdd him right up

>>212829213
>>212829232
mind you she is 12

>>212829211
>A smelly looking black man with a beard
Wont take long to catch a character like that in London

I'm straight. I am straight. I like women. Boobs. Vagina. Football. Drinking. Working on the site. Yeah. I'm man enough. I'm man enough. I'm a real man.

>>212829245
how's that a bad thing?
isn't that evidence she was down for it?

>>212828911
When I was a teenager going to the cinema meant getting weed and smoking it in the car park then watching shit movies and having burger king after.

>>212829260
Girls enter puberty earlier than men and often discover masturbation on accident way younger so not seeing your point

>>212829228
you're ugly

>>212829202
*licks*

>>212829109
>>212829109
>Don’t think cinemas do stuff like that anymore though
They do

>>212829278
yeah.... till the pretty boy sparky turns up at 10:30 with a new haircut....

Roland the Farter

Any of you happen to know any reputable UK guitar stores that will set up the instruments for me when I order it? Thanks x

nth for the holodem

>>212829122
>right wingers try not to grift challenge
>difficulty: impossible

>>212829241
school holidays start next week

>>212829293
Don’t have a Burger King in my town. Also don’t have council estates.
Different lives I suppose.

>>212828919
>>212828919
>>212828919
NEW!

So overall, Starmer has suspended at least 12 MPs

So tired of the entire world pandering to far right schizos, who in turn protest that everything is still too woke no matter how far right things get

>>212829375
>don’t have council estates
I dont believe that. Every town in England has at least one council estate.

reckon the no blacks no dogs no irish signs were very rare if not a complete forgery in the uk

>>212829342
A unique talent

>>212829366
Right well that’s off the table then. What’s an activity for lonely single men with no mates that I can do instead?

>>212829356
>british culture is right wing
Ok leftypol

>>212829394
Is that good thing or a bad thing

>>212829439
paint warhammer figurines

ferrets are literally natures onaholes made for vigorous raping

>>212829403
Not mine. We have some terraced houses near the train station. I think they just put them in there

>>212829260
>12
Paper round in the Somme was it?

>>212829439
Incel walking
Incel biking
Incel running
Incel reading
That’s basically it

>>212829473
What?

>>212829439
Make some friends

>>212829466
Um

>>212829260
she looks peng though

Oh Loski, locked up again

The funniest thing about this story is apparently that the guy in the crash wasn't even him. It was a guy that looks a lot like him. Police saw the footage of it and thought it was him and so went over to arrest him for that and when they found him he had a giant knife on him so arrested him for that instead.

>>212829473
Some what?

>>212829544
that hazards song is 9 years old damn

>>212829473
Um… what the fuck does this mean?

>>212829507
Don’t know how. Might just walk up to some lads and ask them if they want to be my friend. See how that goes

>>212829544
could stop and search all that lot

>>212829472
it does I will find them

Put your lips against my anus
Very nice, well done
Now put your tongue inside and lick
Good boy....

just sort of sat here roflmaoing

>>212829544
>O'Connor
heathermong is typing

curved cronem swords

Do you have to wear those gimp suits if you want to cycle regularly? And if not, why do so many cyclists bother wearing them?

>>212829633
>Jyrelle O'Connor
Kek

>>212829473
unc regaling from his younger days

>>212829439
Independent cinemas are fine. It's only chains like Odeon or Vue you need to avoid and they should be avoided year round. Personally i'm getting back into incel walking. And i'm getting into hipster stuff. Visiting Cathedrals, stately homes, galleries, and museums. Joining the national trust. Collecting vinyl records. Getting an all natural handmade wardrobe. I might apply for an allotment. I might join the Labour party.

>>212829356
I mean, what's worse, freely given by willing people or forced theft by govt to go to brownie rape gangs. Sorry about getting USAID shut off there

I'm not a racist
at all
but does anyone get angry when they see someone of another race with their surname?

it feels like theft

>>212829651
it's the most optimal for less wind resistance + staying dry unlike cotton which accumulates sweat + the shorts are padded for comfort over multiple hours long stints
it's just performance clothing every sports has theirs. you don't expect swimmers to swim in jeans

>>212829473
>Paper round in the Somme
kek

Mental how the entire right wing establishment wants you to forget about Epstein and all the children that were raped by the elites

>>212829625
*crawls up behind you and nibbles your bum*

>>212829692
>but does anyone get angry when they see someone of another race with their surname?
oh yeah i fucking hate that. yes my surname is exceedingly common but its not for darkies its a white mans name.

>>212829181
Mad that theres a literal massive conspiracy here and people care more about american politics

want a Popcorn In Bed gf

>>212829692
nobody else in the world has my surname, except my family of course

shut it rorke, what you're implying is moronic

>>212829692
You mean like when a brit has an Irish name? Yeah

>>212829181
I hope the Taliban assassinate everyone on the list, it would serve them right the fucking traitors.

cronems wearing ski masks and huffing from gas canisters as the sun falls, getting ready to ransack the city once again

Indian or Chinese takeaway?
Which is better?

people die when you shoot them in the head

>>212829773
Well they wont. They're all here now

>>212829741
how is it a conspiracy
are you saying that people conspired to leak the PII of your afghan confidential informants just so that they would be forced to bring them to the UK?

>>212829761
Yeah that's only because your ancestors were dyslexic retards who couldn't spell their surname correctly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUw36wY8fMw

cor corr CORRRR

>>212829181
it was 100,000 names
after that guy told me about Material unaccounted for yesterday I decided to stop asking questions

>>212829796
prefer indian, chinkies usually have an unpleasant fishy taste in everything

rorke swimming in his jeans

>>212829796
Chinky. Dont like Indian food tbqh

>>212829791
anti-semites must be some of the most unhinged people on earth, incel right wing freaks or goatshagging third worlders, nothing inbetween

leftypol unable to swim

The only reason for them not to release the files is if there is solid evidence that Trump raped kids.
Think about that.

>The EU law became British law
disturbing how much you see this in wikipedia articles
why'd we even leave

How exactly would the release of the Epstein files benefit or in anyone affect the life of the common person?
Right, so stop talking about it

So this guy in Australia dressed up as a statue and gets surrounded by 40 girls with skirts so short they can't contain their sex arses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xrRs7KN70Q

mad how they developped canary wharf

>>212828168 (OP)
Fuck is a traveler

Happening in Syria :/

food

>>212829885
Its Israel Vs ISIS/Al-Qaeda
Hope they both kill each other and none are left alive

>>212829802
Sure dont look for malevolence when incompetence is more likely. But how did this happen? These were supposed to be secret or at least protected why would they all be on one document. Only someone at an extremely high level should have access to every name on that list and apparently it was a british soldier who sent it

mashALLAH

>>212829868
Australian women seem incredibly unpleasent

london, paris and berlin are has been now
antwerp, leipzig and turin are next up

>>212829544
Swear he isn't even hard on road but is getting nicked all the time

>>212829633
KEK

>>212829842
Plenty of normal people have seen their evil for 100s and thousands of years

>>212829791
How's the job hunt going?

>>212829868
Why do all women where 10 year out of style trainers?

>>212829796
a mediocre chinky beats a mediocre curry, but a peng curry is leagues ahead of a peng chinky

>>212829979
australia is ten years behind us, like we're ten years behind the us

just heard about rorke's creps
came here as soon as i could

dressing up as a statue immediately

on second thoughts let's not go to /brit/, it is a silly place

>>212829927
his barber needs him bro

5 years ago i hated gay people and now i shove objects up my bum and jerk off to the feeling lol

>>212829796
chinese mogs indian
indian is just so many spices you can't actually taste what it is. here's your spicy jeetpoo massala with mystery meat

>>212830007
We are no way behind american in terms of fashion. Those retards only discovered Stone Island about 5 years ago because of Drake

>>212829927
let's go live to leftypol for his reaction
>>212830033

Rorke thinks brands are fashion

i fucking hate living around poor people, they're all so stupid, uninhibited, violent and dirty

israel on a mad one in syria now

she is kinda fit

leftypol thrifting all his clothes, still dress like mac demarco in 2025, bought used adidas sambas, whimpers in pain when he takes a piss because of the ket abuse

>>212830105
useless woman

remember one time scrolling through chatroulelte with my m8 and we marked down the number of naked guys wanking their willies, but then at one point we got a woman with her tits out, that was a magic unicorn moment really

>>212830105
mad how they're dabbing on the whole region

>>212830105
Don’t really care if I’m being honest

>>212830145
me when mumberg doesn't bring me some cans home when she goes shopping

>so many spices you can't actually taste what it is
t. raised on turkey dinosaurs and beans on toast

>>212830154
did you wank each other off?

>>212830154
How big was her cock?

>>212830104
All true

>>212830163
it's cool webm imo

>>212830156
Not fair is it, a developed highly intelligent, white nation surrounded by thousands of miles of exploitable low IQ browns, it's basically cheating

>>212830154
Did you explore each others bodies

>>212830105
Fuck them up Egypt

>>212830183
this was in 2009 or so, trannies weren't commonplace back then

Make £4600 after tax

1700 rent + bills
1200 disposable income
1700 invested for the future

Don't feel particularly well off tbqh

rorke drinking a glass of water

>>212830104
Yeah because youre so rich, smart, restrained, passive and clean.

Fucking Amazon slave always trying to banter me about how much I order maybe if you worked harder in life you could to but instead you’re 50 odd delivering packages for Amazon

>>212830105
mad how they just bomb places

>>212830154
Used to draw a lightning bolt and glasses on my knob with sharpie then go on Chatroulette saying I was Harry Cocker.

leftypol reading and agreeing with left leaning political statements

back to salaryposting is it

>>212830198
>white nation

Make £4601 after tax

1700 rent + bills
1201 disposable income
1700 invested for the future

Don't feel particularly well off tbqh

>>212830206
i used to wank with my mate when we were fourteen on his bed we were under covers sometimes we'd touch each other. all this while watching porn. he's my best mate though then we started sharing birds and stuff

>>212830154
Used to play a drinking game where we'd drink once if you saw a willard and take 2 drinks if you saw a girl

>>212830226
hes just trying to get some social interaction on his lonely job m8

>>212830239
4pm he's earned his freedom

>>212830226
amazon is 99% chink shit now, what could you possibly be ordering so much of

Anarchism has never been tried

>>212830226
seethe on orderlord

sir scooby doo

>>212830219
>1700 invested for the future
Invest it in yourself getting paid more if you arent happy. But £4600 a month should be enough for you

Make £1600 after tax

700 rent + bills
400 disposable income
500 invested for the future

Don't feel particularly well off tbqh

>>212830198
more like a perfidious, parasitic brown nation with unconditional us support and endless aid because mossad holds their country to ransom

>>212830219
HENRY

Rorke, blind eye

>>212830291
seethe on

make £2,900 after tax and got around £1,500 rent and bills. probably spend £400 on food then spunk the rest up the wall gambling and buying pointless shite

>>212830287
Grim existence

>>212830303
brown eye more like

>>212830226
Autismo cant handle the bants

>>212830309
Not really I’m quite happy actually

>>212830291
lol cry about it ahmed

>>212830287
what region od the country do you live?

>>212830291
based spain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrillo_Mota_de_Jud%C3%ADos

>>212830291
Yes mate i'm sure the special forces unit of a tiny jewish nation have managed to subjugate the most powerful nation on earth and hold at least 2/3rds of it's politicans to it's whim at any given time

do you even hear yourself?

>>212830260
seeing a girl should be more like 10 drinks, 50 if she's nude

>>212830327
cry on shlomo

get the rent paid
get the ubereats ordered
get the packages delivered

>>212830329
Merseyside

>>212830325
You shouldn’t be

>>212830373
Says who?

>>212830346
they’re an intelligence agency and yeah, america is israels bitch

>>212830287
You're doing great

>>212830334
>In 2022, the town inaugurated a Sephardic Jewish memorial center to pay tribute to its history of Sephardic Jewry

>>212830287
>>212830325
Good for you m8

>>212828168 (OP)
What's the problem with camping out on a lawn or something for a night? I watched that one Brit fella go down the river Thames source to sea and he literally spent a night on the parking lot of a pub. I mean it's nice to ask obviously, but I don't see an issue with the practice in essence.

>>212830484
Brits in general seemed unbothered by it. Early on he was walking past peoples' yards and they invited him in for tea.

clarkjones1872@gmail.com
Sk!7eRt7#y8Yer

>>212830484
For the people that the article talks about they're notorious for thieving in the local area they choose to infest, they also leave their shit (literally) everywhere. For the general public at large they rightly can't be trusted not to shit up any natural beauty spot they visit.

>>212830555
Corr you 153 years old Clark!?

>>212830484
>>212830550
travellers is the PC term of gypsies

>>212830291
Faxxx

i didnt mean to post that how do i delete it?