why are you all awake at 3.15am on a Monday morn?
Are you NEETs?

Me? I'm an insomniac who's got to be at toil at 9am.
Sleep deprivation is sending me to an early grave.

why do white boys come bottom of the gcse and a level tables
it was like this 10 years ago when I left school

Since sixth form ended, everyone I interact with is either Tarquin or brown. Whenever I meet a white working class like myself it's like coming across a unicorn.

what ever happened to that ice spice girl
she was on top of the world in 2022 and I haven't heard a peep out of her in 2 years

>Of the 110,000 asylum applications ot the UK over the past year, over HALF are from Pakistanis

christ almighty

dogs are disgusting and smell terrible
the prophet muhammad hated dogs

Apparently the only place in the UK that I can afford to buy a house in is Burnley.
What happens in Burnley?
Would it be a downgrade from humble London?

>>213674667
>>213674685
that is mental
mental

if someone gave me £50 I'd feel obliged to suck their cock

I'm the only cunt in my office who didn't go private school

Update from another day in normieville (toil).

I have come to the comforting conclusion that I am actually not shy one bit. The issue is that I am often silent during normoid conversations because 90% of them comprise regaling other normie shit they did - be it Alton Towers, Concerts, Golf, Travelling. And I am unable to respond in kind with my exhilirating escepades on /brit/.

There in lies the problem lads. We literally "need to get out more".
Otherwise we have no stories to share aside from our trivia.

I'm not a racist
at all
but does anyone get angry when they see someone of another race with their surname?

it feels like theft

>>212668038
too ktim for me

>>212635601
This is why we don't like you freaks

>>212600687
>>212600702
>>212600706
these niggas are like how I'd spend money when I was 8

>Asmon
parroting the most milquetoast, safe, "based" opinions with 0 thoughts of his own
>penguin0
see above, but with even more monotone, bored voice
>ishowspeed
loud nigger who pretends to be tricked into some "speed is monkey" """joke""" for the 1000th time
>Kai Cenat
that's just an annoying nigger, he doesn't have even that one gimmick
>xqc
can barely speak english, charisma of a wooden plank
these are just to ones I had the misfortune of watching, is this the future of entertainment?
and don't get me started on women, I honestly believe they shouldn't be allowed on the internet

erm

>0-0
>10-0
>0-0
>Seattle Sounders vs Botafogo

CHRIST almighty

is being the home team even an advantage in the NHL?
I swear in these playoffs the away team wins literally most of time

>1 game down
>62 to go

and the incels of /sp/ will watch them all
sacrificing yet another summer of their fleeting youth