Thread 212598785

Éowyn edition

incel rape sub edition

>>212598394
how do aussie parents deal with inceldom?

Kate Walsh

hol up

Got my willy out at the park under the blanket

feeling kissy xx

Got a hole in my sock. Looks like a right mug.

me and the missus started our new jobs!

Almost conquered all of Japan in my Shogun 2 game, I take multiple provinces every turn, just steamrolling it and there's nothing Ashikaga can do to stop me

>>212598846
Nice one IShowSpeed

>>212598848
not that impressive when you realize japan is small af

rorke on the ropes
pic related

>>212598846
Zoomer phenotype does my head in

>>212598814
my dad is not in my life (obviously) and mumstein is too busy to give a shit, but she seems aware that my situation isn't very uncommon for men of my generation

Listening to Fugees - The Score

>>212598882
what the HELL

>>212598790
weathers been all over the place. I only give them feed

Listening to my own heavy breathing as my face burns

>>212598811
hot

>>212598905
Mental init? Whites are starting to morph into aliens

*spreads my bum cheeks and does a poo on the /brit/ floor*

Alri lads what’s the craic?

>>212598941
cross-legged x

>>212598941
Cross-legged and Desktop. Always.

>>212598941
men who sit cross legged have vaginas, starting with starmer

i read every single pepe post
i enjoy them
im not talking about apu posts
they can get fucked

>>212598941
right now im laying back on the soda criss cross

going to one of those mens talking groups in the morning

please
hate this hacker crap

>>212598975
>Searching for posts with the filename ‘Img_4292.jpg’. 857 results found.
No you don’t

>>212599008
alcoholics anonymous?

>>212598941
cross-legged
>no legs together option

the raptor fences aren't out are they?

You stick your knob out and I’ll whack it with a hammer. That’ll teach you to put your jeb end where it doesn’t belong.

>>212599018
no just a mental health casual chat thing

Can any of you lads do a dropkick

no, no, they're still on

...why would he turn the other ones off?

Met an American once when I was in uni and he wasn’t fat at all. He was actually just a normal looking bloke. Didn’t really act weird either. Just spoke a bit differently.
World shattering experience.

>>212599053
no lewding!

>>212599053
what the heck

I want to lay a thin British boy on his back and fuck his hole like he's a girl with his legs in the air. That's my order at Wendy's.

farts today are very pungent lads

>>212599086
then tell her to stop looking so lewd

>>212599100
why did my toes curl at this UM

How many flags are we on today then?

>>212599109
no wewd pwease :c

I think before I die I would like to get really strong and then just fuck a small woman carrying her up and down like she's a fleshlight

>>212599059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw6zgHVE12U

>>212599143
Imagine spraying her equine face with a hot load of creamy sperm

>>212599117
I think I've found my British boi, put your ankles on my hands lad. This ride is best experienced in a pair.

the gf

laptop bluescreened with error DPC_WATCHDOG_VIOLATION

>>212599159
That's a good goal

>>212599181
you just know

>>212599181
top tier slag that lad

>>212599181
need to see katies tits and fanny already ffs

seeing a lot of ponies
not on really is it?

>>212599181
creasing

>>212599181
would ravish her honestly

>>212599206
seeing a LOT are you?

fuck i wish i was her!!

rorke politely asking tyreeke the crodie whether he'd be able to have a go on lil katy (he can't)

mad how ponyposting didn't even become a regular thing here until after the monty pyke meetup
is this them getting revenge on us or summat

>>212599206
it's weird how ok I would be with them all having terrible blender related accidents, you'd think that would be an overreaction but I think it's completely reasonable

>>212599277
just a bit of a gimmick at the moment ini
I'll get bored of it soon enough

>>212599243
Imagine bending that posh ponyslut over the dining table, her embarrassed yelps turning to moans of pleasure as you take her roughly on the fine table cloth, wine glasses and cutlery crashing to the floor as the stunned patrons witness you stuffing her sopping hussy with passionate intensity.

>>212599277
Unironically that Monty Pyke meet-up probably caused a bunch of /mlp/ posters to migrate over here

Making nettle beer

>>212599325
u,
m

My cock is so hard and i just want a twink to rub his arse on it

>>212598882
these are trashy but at least they look professionally done. thats not longer a guarantee

>>212599359
Bit gay

niggas wanna fuck horses lord tell me what the world is coming to cos i just dont know no mo

I hate women so much it's unreal

>>212598972
we see you fatty

Rorke politely requesting the cronem no longer sexually exploit young white British girls inside the gherkin, and instead turn their attention to their own big booty babatunde's.

ANY OLD IRON
ANY OLD IRON
ANY OLD IROOOON
*klaxon horn noise*

>>212599375
Hah um just a bit of banter lad. Ha girls though am I right? !

>>212599381
They're not horses, they're ponies mate. There's a difference. Twat.

yanks be like yeah well british me go on the british general on 4chan and everything and then cant even tell you who the lead singer of the stone roses is

Quentin obsessed with the gherkin

>>212599359
citation needed

>>212599438
Lead singer of the Stones is Mick Jagger.

I rimmed Lisa Scott Lee in the toilets in tiger tiger
Nobody will believe me but its true

>>212599449
*obnoxious new york accent*
FUCK outta hhhhere!

>>212599438
you mean was?

>>212599438
you'd get on well with my dad

Luh timmy strokin' his Labubu dih

>>212599462
No you didn’t
Be quiet

>>212599453
cor rear of the year that

>>212599438
Morrissey?

We Lesothoans are white o algo

Nobody cares about your shite horse gimmicks

>>212599438
John Lemon

Rorke entering the gherkin armed with a pole arm in expectation he'll liberate 50 katys but to his dismay, it was all just a gimmick on 4chan and he gets 2 years in prison with the cronem as cell mates.

I'm an evil twist of events, he becomes their katy.

you know what he did?
he did unfortunately
he, what did he do?
he...*prompts audience* "cared enough to reply", yes!

>>212599501
I saw a video of mozza saying based things about diversity recently
>I want to fuck middle aged Morrissey (when he was chubby hes lost some weight recently due to old age)

morrisey was bob the builder

>>212599539
um

>>212599447
Classified information. Come see it for yourself ;)

Hello chaps.

Willy Wanky Woo.

>>212599566
take it to discord groomer

>>212599573
hello :3

>>212599617
Gonna mpreg a brit for our country yankee. British bussy is our property.

>>212599573
Meow

Rorke eating potato waffles and birdseye peas boasting he only eats "english food"

Just seen a Pakistani Muslim on Tiktok that was born with no hands or feet
Driving around a brand new beamer
Reckon he's inbred?

where my schizo posters at?

Sir Thomas Skinner

wish i had a huge round bum

i am the sun
and the air

>>212599668
*raises paw*

>>212599680
Thick cunt

Tooting and parping out the ol' arse atm

>>212599703
jebaited
roodypoo candyass

>>212599680
It's hair, mong

success for my buddies, success for my friends
Success is the only thing I understand

>>212599566
ok

Contemplating posting a racial slur

>>212599690
>>212599724
No ponies

He can't keep getting away with it

i'm seeing ponies, repeat, ponies

>>212599709
KTIEW (kek this is Emma Watson)

get em catyank

>>212599690
>>212599724
>>212599740
Yes ponies

So this is Rorke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icpbuUhQ9N4

Scenes in Peckham

always this one guy at work who you find just randomly walks about and just stands there staring at the wall
99% he's present and sound, then out of the blue he's absolutely absent and he's just not there
saw this guy in break room other day, literally stood in front of the wall, like face on the wall, just stood there

what's that all about
weird

I just realized (on edibles) that we all have a relationship with 4chan
don't you assess what you're going to say based on what type of reaction you're going to get? And we're all basically a hivemind so you can guess exactly what VERBATIM anons are gonna say

>>212599788
blair witch

>>212599792
Lay off the drugs dumbass.

haha alri

you shut your mouth
how can you say
he's posting ponies anyway

>>212599789
>>212599802
pack it in

album recs?

watching spartacus
muscle man erotic

Bed time i reckon

>>212599832
Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon

>>212599807
I knew you were gonna say that

>>212599842
animorphs

>>212599847
Unc

dark side of the poo

>>212599832
what sort of music do you want to listen to?

more cats
less ponies

just cracked my toes on a side table
fucking hell it hurts

>>212599832
Ode to Quetzalcoatl

>>212599847
not you yankbeit

Do you reckon Emma Watson has big flaps or an innie type fanny or what?

>>212599880
*kisses them better*

>>212599871
all kinds of stuff nothing too noisy right now though

>>212599886
it can go on the list

>>212599900
she was the "corn beef" that would get delivered every time Harvey ordered take away

Unbelievable how easy it is to fuck your entire life up
Just get EPI'd or something and it's over

>>212599942
would

>>212599832
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill

>>212599936
Don’t know what that means. Do you reckon she has big fanny flaps or an innie?

>>212599976
why do I not want to google this

The penis and testicle glands of a 45 year old man.

>>212599994
rape

>>212599942
utterly despise this genre of human

Put a mask on my face now I look like an emoji

managed to avoid taking any drugs and not feeling as bad as a few hours ago

Wish the stupid bitch girlfriend would stop doing pills all the fucking time

>>212600090
what pills?

>>212600103
mdma

>>212600103
estrogen

>>212600041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIue359_ZN4

Stop gangstalking me

>>212600115
>>212600117
cant tell which is real

>>212600063
good lad

Got the Bladee on
Captcha: MY HAT

>>212600159
thanks pal

3,000 word essay in 2 hours
Get in lads
Now time to play vidya and be racist online guilt and anxiety free

Blue giants, those are my favorite stars. Like the ones on Orion’s Belt. Why are they blue? Why are they so big? Who knows.

>>212600216
all made up bollocks

>>212600212
shut up unimong don't care about your stupid little uni tales, graduate markers fucked anyway

https://www.tiktok.com/@josephjamesfurniture/video/7515470572965432598

can't even sell sofas anymore slags have taken over

>>212600255
i’m not at uni

have a 50 word essay due friday and still havent started

>>212600257
harlotry is the natural state of womankind

>>212600257
she’s not even fit no offence

>>212599679
get on the squats lad

>>212600291
I'm gay and trans btw

1 word essay due
that word?
begins with N….

>>212600312
negligible?

wish i was friends with kim jong un
he seems like a good lad

https://www.tiktok.com/@josephjamesfurniture/video/7523293755483458838

it must just actually be a brothel that sells sofas

>The top five destinations in order of most searched for British tourists are: Spain, Greece, Turkey, the United Arab Emirates (UAE) and Portugal.

the UAE is 4th?
FOURTH?
bloody mental
in fucking summer too

>>212600257
hmm

>>212600327
watched a vid of some welsh guy going to the north korean water parks it looked fun

>>212599842
imagine showing this to a nigga from 2021
he'd think you were a god

>>212600334
Spain still #1
All that anti brit tourist hate achieved nothing
the beeros will be served

>>212600355
id just chill with my boy kim, smoke some ciggies and have a feast. just talk for a while and listen to what he has to say.

>>212599842
so this is rorke

don't get it

I’d engage in sexual intercourse with Emma Watson by putting my penis inside her vagina if you catch my meaning.

>>212600334
every deano wants to go to dubai to show off how rich and cool he is to other deanos
everyone goes there these days
lad i know from work is going there in september for 2 grand for a week.

i don’t get it. there’s fuck all there to do. big shopping centre ran by arabs.

>>212600434
What about the shit? What about the farts? So many questions unanswered.

Feeling blackpilled and furious

>>212600435
looking at dubai hotel prices
mental you're paying 200 quid a night at THE PALM but if you go a few metres off THE PALM you're paying literally a tenth of that

but who goes to Dubai to spend money like a normal person

>>212599832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9d9N_sR_SM

>>212600401
asked ai about his education in switzerland and he was apparently a bad student with a basketball obsession
imagine being classmates with him as some random swiss/german guy. he went to public school there too

drinking wee

>>212600384
corrr imagine stamping on his head repeatedly until he started convulsing haha

Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type

>>212600467
uae's wealth is an illusion, no wonder that's the kind of person it attracts

>>212600503
died of prostate cancer

>>212600435
I don't get it either
had to go through the airport for a flight once hit with 40C air at midnight
insane anyone even lives there

time for my bi-weekly steroid injection

>>212600476
post the sacked tranny one

>>212600475
they probably bullied him. swiss germans are cold people.

>yt vid views over the past 2 weeks
>43k
>21k
>27k
>481 (not k)

grim grim grim
you see what happens when you post something controversial
I'm a bloody fool

Only poorfag retards hate on Dubai

just ate some crisps lmao

>>212600537
you'd think it was twice a day with how often you tell us about it

>>212600555
mental that outside of the UAE, Dubai and Sharjah the UAE is literally unironically poor and the other emirates don't even bother to help the other emirates out because they're ran by different families so fuck em

>>212600552
>controversial
what did you post?

>>212600572
>UAE
Abu Dhabi
fug

>>212600578
rated gay porn

>>212600555
Would rather go to somewhere with culture and history, if I want to splash money on luxury tat I can just get on the train and go to London.

why do all the british ips have pony bans on them its so f*cked up

I’m trying to understand people who are into this
Are they gay for the black man or is it low self esteem and feeling undeserving of their partner? Do they fetishise the loss they believe is inevitable because they believe other men are superior to them?

>>212600602
Well
It seems mousey has taken to posting ponies now

>>212600578
twas a short
summat about Israel and the muslim countries that actually get along with them

getting accusations by Abdi that I'm making light of Israel's crimes or that I'm trying to pretend all muslims love Israel
Was merely informing the masses that some countries have cordial relations with jewberg

>>212600602
blame ratpedo

>>212600616
corrr
I wish

>>212600613
they subconsciously or otherwise see blacks as semi animal and therefore get a rush of the woman having essentially bestiality, ruining her purity. the black man himself is largely irrelevant. they want to see the girl ruined and used and having sex with something “other”, something primal and beastly

>>212600596
It's not about that, maybe you'd understand if you actually were in wealthy circles

>>212600623
Its like you hate money

this UAE discussion has got me looking at them on google maps

Why the FUCK are there two identically shaped archipelagos?
What the FUCK is that piece of shit archipelago at the top of the screen?
I don't approve of this nonsense at all

>>212600643
real wealthy people don’t go to dubai
people pretending to be rich do
faggot influencers in rented cars and deanos go there

>>212600569
it's new and exciting ent it

>>212600648
she was right

>>212600634
trannies are utterly vile and should all be killed

>>212600572
>>212600587
These places are big cities next to the ocean with state of the art desalination systems. I honestly don’t see how Riyadh is so populous given how inland it is.

>>212600473
is that threemilk

>>212600643
I know a few billionaires and they’re all decamping to Milan. A few have visited Dubai since I’ve known them, none have moved there

>>212600634
She's just happy her retarded son isn't gay. The grandkids will look quite abysmal, but at least it's something.

huh

>>212600672
los americanos…

>>212600654
>Why the FUCK are there two identically shaped archipelagos?
they wanted another, bigger one
that's the actual reason

completely forgot about that lemmino channel for like 5 years so I've been watching some of his videos
seems with a lot of them it's fairly basic information you could just get from a wikipedia article but I'll admit it's edited really well

>>212600657
Trying forming a personal relationship with someone who actually grew up there and you'd know more than reddit talking points

Only based thing about Dubai is that the Arabs have essentially enslaved Jeets there

>>212600654
What the FUCK is that piece of shit archipelago at the top of the screen?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_(archipelago)

>>212600654
from the same people who brought you the London skyline

maybe if i inject roids straight into my testicles it will trick my body into thinking that my knackers are still producing the testosterone and my ballbag won't shrivel up like plums in the sun

>>212600498
loooool

>>212600641
Is it like the rush I get from giving a girl a facial? Like you grow up in an environment where sex is something disgusting and to be ashamed of and having low self esteem and here is this gorgeous girl who accepts me and my sexuality and is willing to have my disgusting cum on her beautiful face. The sacred and the propane

>>212600667
Riyadh was the capital of the Al-Saud clan and they have such a tight grip over the country they named it after themselves.
Course they were going to make their capital THE capital.

Fun fact: Ivory Coast's capital is some bumfuck rural village in the north merely because it was the home village of their dictator who served from the 60s to the 90s.
It has the biggest church in the world because bossman was such an ardent Catholic, Sistine Chapel has to take 2nd place.

>>212600668
Yh...

>>212600687
>>212600702
>>212600706
these niggas are like how I'd spend money when I was 8

>>212600716
surely they've patched that out now and they've discovered consequence-free test
what are these scientists playing at

>>212600748
nah but steroid use is a lot more accepted now, anyone who's remotely serious about fitness is on roids

Remember the Obama years when these people thought they had all the power and were the future? I wonder how they feel now

>>212600767
haha probably feel pretty daft

>>212600763
Cope, but yeah it's common, more there I'd imagine

>>212600613
usually bisexual men with an extreme humiliation fetish. there is some level of homolust for the big black man, but mostly it's just the most humiliating thing they can imagine

>>212600785
I reckon they’ve memory holed it all and if you ask them their politics, they have always been apolitical/moderate/centre right

>>212600720
very observant anon

>>212600834
so i didn't imagine it

>>212600834
play spot the difference

hope they find that submarine in time before something bad happens

>>212600767
pretty sure thats a satire account lad
yeah just checked it definitely is

Bender month came and went with hardly a peep.

gfberg has a crazy cousin who emails her death threats every day because she likes harry potter and the cousin is a rabidly woke poofter who's seething about jk rowling being transphobic

name a single board that has improved the last 5 years

>>212600860
tescobros...

>>212600834
they’re simply moral enforcers. they don’t have beliefs per se. it’s more they just follow and radicalise the current zeitgeist

if we were a traditionalist christian nation they’d be railing against sinners and blasphemers, if they were in east germany they’d be dobbing people into the statsi. if we were all nazis they’d be giving it 14/88 every day. same instinct different societies.

a year ago she was gay
now she has a deano bf and has gone tradwife

l just want every queer reading this to know that /brit/ is a safe space

Time to go to bed, time for a goon sesh

the soy boy was a uniquely pre covid archetype, 2015-2020

>>212600911
She admitted that she was groomed into lesbianism as a teenager

>>212600911
havent the slightest idea who this is

>>212600936
just like my japanese animes

wanna know something fucked up? the whole submarine debacle, yeah that was last summer right?

NOPE it was june 2023, TWO years ago

wtf lads.

just downloaded bf 2042
Battlefield 1 is my favourite game ever

Get the bong ripped

l've decided to retire my gimmick

>>212600960
still looking into gf 2025 myself

Greta Thunberg tummy

>>212600961
ancient britons didn’t have cannabis
in fact they would have been big drinkers. mead and ale.

the only other psychoactive drugs I can think they would have would be liberty cap shrooms. maybe some of those herbs that can put you in delirium.

>>212600970
screeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

l've decided to retire my grimmick

doing my best
working my hardest
giving it my all

>>212600970
Kek

>>212600982
>mead
I keep hearing good things

l've decided to retire my grimdick

>>212600970
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>212600961
Spent two weeks in Rome last year, smelled weed maybe twice, and a week in Florence the year before, didn't smell it at all.
Meanwhile here in my home city I smell it several times a day, people go into shops and restaurants stinking of it, you smell it from passing cars, people openly smoke it outside pubs.
Hate it.

>>212600970
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>212600970
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeching

>>212601018
>>212601018
poo

>>212600982
make britain off their nut on shrooms again