Thread 214639116

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>Mohamed, 20, arrived in Britain six months ago by small boat, travelling from his home in Guinea and heading via North Africa to Spain and then onto France, where he crossed the Channel in a dinghy.
>If he had expected to have been housed in a hotel like thousands of other new arrivals, he was wrong.
>For he is part of a secretive government operation to scatter thousands of asylum seekers across working-class communities, leafy suburban avenues, historic market towns and on smart private housing estates bought with taxpayers' money.
>It comes as more than 1,000 migrants arrived in the UK in small boats on Saturday – just as new Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood was ordered to 'go up a gear' to stop them.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15070179/new-migrant-hotels-family-homes-converted-boat-migrants.html

right well that's heathermong spamming/flooding

This map makes racemixers seethe

>>214639116 (OP)
the cameraman is her bf

dangling my scrote low

>>214639116 (OP)
imagine how bad her breath smells.

and what race is your gf heathernonce

>>214639194
yeah, me

>>214639198
you can only dangle an object low

For me, it's Exeter.

>>214639219
I don't remember posting this

>>214639186
He’s obviously a bit wrong then if he considers the Cornish to be swarthy let alone any of the Scandis, Southern Germans or French.

>>214639210
extra bad if she doesn't empty her stones regularly

>>214639224
My sack is an object.

>>214639213
Zoomoids crying, screaming and pounding on the walls at this webm.

>>214639236
ok. recommend me a good show that shows them renovating these places

>>214639251
No actually he's completely white
Scandinavians are swarthoids with yellowish skin undertones

>>214639251
No, he's absolutely right.

On these British isles, only the Anglo-Saxons are white. Welsh, Scottish, Irish and Cornish people are all swarthy and brown.

>>214639273
right*(!)

>>214639216
Anglo-Saxon. I wouldn't settle for anything less.

rorke: wazzzaaahp
leftypol: wazzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhppppppppppppppppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

>>214639116 (OP)
nieve...

>>214639273
What about the other countries?

demon dog sub-edition

>>214639301
doesnt seem like you get much time to be with her if youre here every night and for most of the day

>>214639312
She's an absolute munter. Who finds this cunt attractive?

>>214639318
He's spot on about the other countries too.

>>214639331
me

>>214639169
alri mate……

There has literally NEVER in the history of this country EVER been an attractive northern woman.

Northern "women" are so brutish and ogreish they might as well be classed as men.

>>214639331
you wouldn't get it

>>214639336
How?

>>214639348
>such a tory assumption to think that the way you hold a pen is the "correct" way to do it

>>214639252
The lot of you probably don’t brush daily, it’s pure projection tbqh.

>>214639352
Yellowfever Timmy getting a second wind

>>214639368
>If anyone needs advice to either get on or increase your benefits, let me know. Me and mumberg seem to have mastered the benefits system. She's also a lifelong PIP recipiant.

>>214639352
northern men are in the same, cave men lookin mutts

>toilberg is online on teams at 11.30pm
>messaged him so say I probably won't be coming in due to the tube strikes
>he goes "take the bus" and logs off

he's quite the prick isn't he
looks like it's 4 hours of sleep for me

>>214639405
this level of obsession in unhealthy
what in the name of allah

>>214639352
Celtic genes

eating my weetabix before my 4AM toil shift

>>214639139
>>214639145
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DbyrOBVDtR4

>>214639453
Nothing beats that's

Need to catch a whiff of those cute girl toots.

Have you noticed how northern people can't pronounce the letter "u"?

For instance, they pronounce the word "us" as "oz". Or, they pronounce the word "bus" as "boos".

Literally what the fuck is wrong with northerners? Are they mentally deficient?

>>214639465
>bright autism
instead you got dull autism

>>214639453
what toil requires you to work at 4am?

>>214639473
I try to eat it as close to leaving the house as possible but still end up very hungry toward the end of my shift. Not much else I can do.

>>214639236
i live here
not the cathedral, though i have taken a piss up against it

weird to think that people have always had sex
can't imagine an ancient roman doing it

>>214639481
Spam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl26fda_1PE

I am literally Shadow the Hedgehog.

>>214639493
I prefer not to say but it's not well paid or interesting. No public interaction obviously though which is a big plus. Roads are totally dead on the way there as well.

>Declan Rice was born in London, England.
>His grandparents were from the Republic of Ireland.

>>214639499
>can't imagine an ancient roman doing it
You must not know much about the Romans then.

>>214639483
>Are they mentally deficient?
Yes

putting swangas on my slab

>>214639499
>can't imagine an ancient roman doing it
imagine the putrid smell of two ancient romans banging
both man and woman reeking of utter shit

>>214639514
it's just hard to imagine a little roman fella getting his dick sucked

>>214639510
but I'm a stranger and there's no down side to telling me whatsoever
*holds your hand*
please share with me

>>214639533
You're a kindly man but I prefer to keep it to myself.

How do you hold a pencil?

It's 3:15am and I have to drink 3 more pints before I go to bed. This is a fucking joke blud

>>214639554
why do you have to drink?

not held a pencil in years. drew these kettles in coloured pencil.

>>214639551
left: how northerners hold a pencil (they weren't taught the correct way)

why are you all awake at 3.15am on a Monday morn?
Are you NEETs?

Me? I'm an insomniac who's got to be at toil at 9am.
Sleep deprivation is sending me to an early grave.

>>214639400
>tube strikes
>so need to take the bus or get a cab
Did you think you were going to get the day off?

>>214639579
its only 2215 mate

>>214639579
I have toil at 4AM as I mentioned earlier. I'll be leaving the house in a few mins.

>>214639593
what job?

>>214639551
Right because im not a mong

northerners are thick as pig shit and nobody at all takes them seriously with their grunty, simian northern accents

rorke wasting the best years of his life on the internet spouting hate against minorities

>>214639588
I had the ABSURD notion that a job that is 100% online could be done from home for the day

god is real and he hates you

I robbed a jewelry store and told them to make me a grill. The whole top is diamond and the bottom row is gold.

roman portrait before christianity

>>214639551
this is more my speed desu

>>214639579
NEET and an insomniac

>>214639625
Is it normally remote?

>>214639645
roman portrait after christianity.
what went wrong?

>>214639602
>>214639510

>>214639579
I'm a NEET because my entire life is ruined and I have literally 0 employment prospects no matter what I do.

>>214639648
I hope you're only joking

>>214639579
Work starts in afternoon

you can't do this to me

>>214639645
back when real aryan virtues of the medjeet reigned

>>214639617
northerners are only good as loveable apelike artists like the beatles but without that they have nothing. they are dysgenic.

>>214639660
yeah mate because there simply isn't any beautifu or technically impressive Christian art

>>214639660
>>214639645
Christians are anti-culture and anti-art and anti-human expression, this has always been made abundantly clear.

>>214639668
You can always work in Aldi like Employed Tranny

Today i went to a birthday party for the first time since i was a child

>>214639694
how was it

as supermarkets go ALDI is one of the harder ones to get a job at. You have to do 2 separate interviews. Most supermarkets you do one interview and if you arrive on time and with a pulse you've got the job.

For me it's DSP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0tNtKy9CT4

only pint i need right now is cookie dough ice cream

>>214639716
for me it's black DSP

>>214639670
what are you, the pen police?

>>214639728
Isn't this guy literally a homosexual?

>still discussing how to hold a pen
Christ some of you are boring as muck

damn!!!

>>214639705
you need a degree to work in waitrose

I do not see the problem with being a passport bro like oh my God I don't want any to buy a girl drinks and dinner just for her to say no when I can go to a country in Asia or Latin America were the women are cheaper

>>214639734
It’s heathermong’s new spam gimmick.

>>214639733
he has a son (who he doesn't pay child support for)

also i clicked your link and first thing is dsp complaining about kiwifarms

>>214639683
It's Anglo-Saxon northerners I feel sorry for. They would have been fine had they been born in the south. Unfortunately, they're accursed with a god-awful northern accent and dialect.

>>214639747
>he has a son (who he doesn't pay child support for)
There's plenty of gay men who still impregnated women

>>214639704
Lots of screaming kids
It was for my gfs nephew who turned 10 years old

>>214639745
Are you Irish diaspora?

love the casino as well

>>214639761
>Lots of screaming kids

before or after you arrived?

thought ralph lauren was a proper new england wasp brand but it's jewish

>>214639769
Good lord how fat is that cunt in the bottom right? Absolute hamplanet.

>>214639776
Both

>>214639768
Kind of but still I am being honest women only care about money not your looks you never see a woman marry down

>>214639788
he's a big boy
i estimate 500-600lbs

>>214639784
European Jews are counted as part of the Anglo-Saxon World Order.

>>214639745
just see escorts at this point,
Why blame the women that go out with you on a first date and complain about the no sex.
that’s on you for paying so much for a stranger.

>>214639784
i thought it was british desu, the aesethic seems very 'posh chaps' good bor marking internationally

>>214639761
sounds like hell that

>>214639784
lol you turnip. how did you not know ralphy was jewish?

>>214639801
>>214639788
full body picture from 2022 (he's gotten fatter)

ok I am leaving for work now bye

>>214639799
That explains your willingness to marry outside your race lol

>>214639808
I want to date but everyone wants me to pay for their meal, drinks etc they only see me as a Wallet. Plus it doesn't matter how much I lift or that I am relatively good looking

>>214639828
*waves dramatically*

>>214639834
Why do you pretend that you are anti-interracial relationships when you spend 10+ hours per day spamming gay interracial cuckold propaganda on /brit/?

>>214639824
is that millenial woes?
wtf
I thought he was dead

>>214639817
sounds like an english name and the branding gives vibes of tennis, polo, golf at the country club not some new york bagel gobbler

I have news to tell you about Calvin Klein

whining moids that blame the rest for your issues but never yourselves.
Kys

gay interracial relationships are based
straight interracial relationships are cringe
simpel as

>>214639847
they illicit a response duh

>>214639852
Klein sounds jewish, lauren doesn't

>>214639837
alri then stop paying also enough of the blog mate

>>214639867
the "response" is contempt and pity at your utterly sorrowful existence
you aren't fooling anyone you know, no matter how much you cope to yourself that it's all just satire

>>214639784
Ye same

>>214639892
Done him.

leftypol blaming everything on capitalism again

>>214639910
Capitalism is killing the white race

>>214639851
yeah I think that's the look they were going for mate

REPEAT AFTER ME:
Prime Minister Nigel Farage.

Comrade hitler killed 6 million trotskyists in WWII

>>214639933
>AI slop

>>214639928
thats cultural appropriation, wearing anglo culture as a mask

>>214639933
Get her bombed

>>214639932
bit strange he wouldn't take his contacts out for an official portrait

>>214639948
you time is over artist scum

Empty your stones before they empty you

>>214639932
janman would crush me with xer full wrath if i did

>>214639932
hes quite cute

Love taking tramadol and watching Jeremy Kyle

NEED iran and israel to go to war again

>Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg today revealed his teenage daughter Mary has joined Reform UK - but he insisted he won't be defecting to Nigel Farage's party himself.

>The former Tory minister was seen being mobbed for 'selfies' by Reform members at the party's conference in Birmingham on Saturday.

>He was also urged to abandon his support for the Conservatives and switch to Mr Farage's outfit.

>But Sir Jacob disappointed attendees when he spoke at a fringe event to declare he was 'going to remain a Tory', despite recent speculation he was on 'defection watch' .

>The father-of-six admitted he was 'having his arm twisted' by his daughter, who he was 'embarrassed' to say had joined Reform.

>'Mary has joined Reform… but I'm not going to,' said the ex-Cabinet minister, who is also a parent to Peter, Thomas, Anselm, Alfred and Sixtus.

>'I'm going to remain a Tory because I think it is fundamental that we bring the family of the Right together.'

>The former business secretary added the 'family of the Right' needed to unite under Britain's first-past-the-post electoral system in order to win a majority.

>>214639977
vpn off maleponte

>>214639979
state of that
looks like a tranny

she's not even fit

>>214639988
Different angle

>>214640006
that's a guilty look if ever i saw one

>>214639987
Maleponte?

>>214640008
irish diaspora

Mouthbreathing literally reshapes your face

Don't look into it if you're that confident I'm wrong

Why is Heathermong so obsessed with AI slop? What caused this?

>>214640014
still clapped
why are anglo girls so ugly

de BOMB BLAST

>>214640045
they morphed her into an irish diaspora, liberal, midwit do-gooder

>>214640014
corr

>>214640062
She's 16 years old. You shouldn't even be commenting on her appearance, unless you are a paedophile.

>>214640082
Yeah no one under the age of 18 is allowed to browse 4chan.

>>214639878
Still I am right women are whores Muslims had the right idea

sending LEGO parcels to the bad posters

>>214640093
mousey? is that you?

>>214640008
I’ll have her then and treat her lovely

addicted to the madness me

>>214640063
de bombablast

>>214640088
are you the Amerifat lusting on musliminas and hating on le pakis?

the janitors let me post peter now - which is good - it only startrd after the israel war btw

ate pasta with sausages but feel hungry still

>>214640113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME

song is about buying condoms btw

>>214640137
Come on, Mousey. Post those Peters. We're all here supporting you.

>>214640139
eat poo from the loo

RECYCLE

>>214640150
cute seal

>>214640058
AI is his only friend as well as his therapist

>>214640134
Nah I hate Arabs and Pakis because they smellm

just finish the vvictch lads, very good film.

>>214640189
Absolutely fucking BASED and TRUTHPILLED.

Oyster Pond in Chatham, Massachusetts, a small town on the tip of Cape Cod

>>214640189
Okay, whatever white boi

Who else out here jammin to those 2008 classics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4LzHcM_rho

>>214640233
frightening

He was born Ralph Lifshitz and grew up in the Bronx, in New York City. He and his brother changed their last name to Lauren when they were teenagers. After high school, Ralph Lauren took business classes at night school and worked in sales by day.20 Aug 2025

Lifshitz

Lifshitz

Lifshitz

Lifshitz

>>214640233
more an '04 man
https://youtu.be/6OsKpjdC3tc

>>214640275
>>214640233
I think we have to praise Sir Tony Blair.

For the fact that he created the single greatest, comfiest, most enjoyable period of time in British history.

No Englishman ever felt so contented in life as those of us who lived circa 1997-2010.

The absolute golden years of our nation's history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNqDvr87GTA

>>214640298
lol
wtf does patentposting weekends mean

nature is healing

>>214639769
whoa buddy!

>>214640317
dunno just toby's filename of choice for a few months

>>214640325
desperately need one of these

>>214640300
yea aint it something
*turns and talks to someone else*

>>214640333
can only watch the clips, would watch the stream if the shilling wasnt so unbearable

The 2000s were so comfy.

Literally the greatest decade to be alive in, ever in human history.

>>214640386
all that music is shite, loads of good games came out then and it was the last decade of good hollywood blockbusters every summer rather than just capeshit with jeetGI

>>214640423
The 2000s were the greatest decade ever for video games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_0PFuLis10

>>214640386
why are all these music videos so blurry
if you look at movies from that era they have much higher quality

>>214640386
>post 9/11
no

>>214640495
What do you mean? Post-9/11 was some of the most glorious times of all.

You can't tell me that 2001-2007 weren't some absolutely fucking phenomenal years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE

>>214640354
do you mean the sub begging? it doesn't seem too bad since it's more just shouting out combined with the begging

also their intro is kino
https://youtu.be/vL7UhUsEVnU
https://youtu.be/wXSUGY20Y5A
https://youtu.be/hHIU0aPuAAs

have a doctors appointment in three hours and I feel like shit and my head hurts

>>214640557
You’ll be ok hun xx

de BOMB BLAST

Okay so it is gingerpedo.

I still don't know where you got that from the coffee posts.

*slides into /brit/ on my knees*

freeeeeeeeeeeeeee palestine!

I'm gonna post ponies

wallace mug!

Post the Reggies :P

:P

The Asian Fanny

>>214640643
alri

rorke in shambles

>>214640678
>OMG let's compete to see who can make the sloppiest of AI slops!!!
No. I hope every single person involved in this conversation gets debilitating brain cancer and dies.

Ok, I will watch K-pop Demon Hunters!!!

lads wait until your hear how many cows the cattle industry kills

>>214640678
meanwhile the uk only has onlyfans

Wonder if it'll be a comfy /brit/ day or a schizo /brit/ day

getting late
might have a wank and get some sleep before toil

>>214640714
Watched the first 5 minutes and couldn't stomach anymore. Don't know how grown adults watch that shite.

Tell me about yourself, anon

>>214640783
need an arthouse gfh tbqhwufam

Do alcoholics go down the pub and get advice from the power drinkers on how to stop being an alcoholic? No. That would be daft. So why do men who find themselves involuntarily celibate listen to incels?

*yawns*
Sleep soon, thank goodness no toil until Thursday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqE8M2ZnFL8

Why does GTA IV filter zoomoids so hard?

Miss poo posting

>>214640824
I have 350 hours

>>214640789
i shower once every 3 days

>>214640868
Prove it

>>214640824
dunno mate gta iv considered the best gta by most zoomers

what makes a luxury brand luxury?

>>214640875
Zoomoids did not play GTA IV. Zoomoids were still shitting diarrhea dumps in their pants when GTA IV released. GTA V (the shittiest ever GTA) was their first GTA.

>>214640824
not sure how old you are to think zoomers haven't played gta 4

gta is boring
after an hour or two i just get bored, use cheats, and fuck around until i drop it again

like, if the bomb (de bomb-blast) is national defense, or federally protected, then, like i said, its fine to do. by doing that, then, you have to follow stricter rules which carrier harder punishments. for example, if youre an important person (like in the US defense thing) and you lose a signal book, you go to jail
youve been trusted with this important book and youre responsible for not losing it

>>214640872
Shant be installing a new screen capture app

Stranger things have happened. I don't know why you refuse to believe this.

>>214640789
for me its j a v

>>214640887
Zoomers did not play GTA 4.

Kids who were rotting in their nappies circa 2008 were not inserting the Xbox 360/PS3 disc for GTA4 into their video game console... Are you fucking insane?

>>214640824
because it has poor gameplay

>>214640909
zoomers started in the late 90s retard

>>214640915
Wrong, retard.

Zoomers are the children of the 2000s, the children of Tiktok, Facebook and Instagram, the children raised on shortform "content".

There is not a single zoomoid out there who has the mental capacity to endure a game like Grand Theft Auto IV.

>>214640916
ok?

>>214640929
you're a zoomer in denial

>>214640941
I am not a zoomoid. I was born in 1996. Pure millennial blood runs through my veins. I am the superior human being.

>>214640952
i was born in 1996 too
we're zoomers by most reckoning, zillennials if we want to cope

>>214640959
Nope. 1996 is a firmly millennial year. We have absolutely nothing in common with the stinking, rotting, putrid zoomoid masses.

might do a walk under the blood moon to the cans shop and get 2 big cans

2013. Very good year.

nobody else here likes jav

>>214640991
*raises paw*

not sure how to say it but societal empathy atm only seems to extend to fluffy mammals and becomes less the more unrelated something is to us, leftypol says eat the bugs and plants but how many insects would equal one cow, and of course plants don't feel anything do they, distributed suffering is still suffering
I do agree farmed animals should have a good life at least, and it's one of biggest moral dilemmas of our time

>>214640984
no, we probably both had "low tech" families
loads of first world kids our age had the latest gadgets and were on social media in their tweens

>>214640824
idk maybe its the driving mechanics or lack of open world gameplay. Personally I loved it, I think I’ve completed it at least 10 times

>>214640886
i don't suppose you've ever heard of this thing called being able to go back and engage with something that is no longer the latest thing?

>>214640995
based

>>214641008
>no, we probably both had "low tech" families
I had an extremely high-tech family.

Got our first PC in 2001. Got on the internet pretty much immediately after. Made my first GameFAQs account in 2003 and was immediately shitposting on the forums. Joined Runescape in 2004. And so on.

My upbringing was firmly and solidly millennial. Zoomoids are not my people, in fact, I regard them as subhumans.

>>214641006
not really. if it tastes good and is reasonably sustainable/affordable people will eat it

>>214641006
it's only a moral dilemma if you believe industrialised murder of animals is justified by it tasting nice

>>214641006
>leftypol says eat the bugs and plants but how many insects would equal one cow, and of course plants don't feel anything do they, distributed suffering is still suffering
tbf leftypol is basing this on more than pure empathy
plants and bugs are more efficient/sustainable in terms of energy/water/land-use in vs. nutrition out

>>214641006
very true in my experience, anecdotally i would say i think it has something to do with narcissism or BPD because an animal is something you can dominate completely, which is why unmarried women tend to have so many pets

printing out the posts of commiemong, heathermong and the zoomer-hating zoomer and connecting bits of red string between them

*rings little silver bell to summon a butler to get the new made*

>>214641058
look, i'm in much the same position as you, where i identify more with late millennials than early zoomers due to my similar experience with internet access growing up, but we are in the minority

ever been to one of those weird asian supermarkets where the shelves are almost too close together to walk between and they sell all sorts of weird shit like jellyfish tentacles and pig snouts?

>>214641091
>and the zoomer-hating zoomer
I am not a zoomer. I am a millennial. 1996 is millennial.

any amateur phlebotomists in?

2016mong denies that his age makes him a zoomer because he has no friends and has no clue what most people his age are like

>>214641199
And is this "2016 mong" in the room with us right now?

>>214641240
>>214641240
>>214641240
the new (as it were)

You take everything as literally as possible and qualify the human experience with something as objective as a specific year. It sounds like a case of something.