LOVELY
FOOKIN
LASS
Edish

that is a burly old lumberjack not a woman

women who look like little girls, so-called legal lolis, are my favorite

>flat

slags, fags, and men in drag

waht?????

I think mummy should still wipe my poo because it makes me feel loved
I'm angry that she thinks she can just stop
she's a stupid bitch

>>212667211 (OP)
I don't understand why the majority of /int/izens are attracted to fat, geriatric pigs

>FOOKIN
nobody in the british isles says "fook"

rorke crazy wid it

There’s a nonce in the /brit/ thread whose only joy in life is to make the next /brit/ thread

And I ruined his life

I murdered him

This is payback for WW2 and Dresden.

need a therapist gf that gaslights me into mental illness

wow

>>212667444
don't think anyone likes your mom bro

Getting bored of living in a poor person area now
I grew up middle class it's quite a culture shock
I wish I could afford a nicer home

>>212667445
fock off m8

Sorry to keep asking, but do you lads think basketball will ever take off in /brit/ain? It's popular in the Balkans

Here's a tip: stop being such a massive faggot

>>212667211 (OP)
Would devour her neck while fucking her tight fannois

I know she knows I'm not fond of asking

in bed having a "party for one" if you know what i mean xx

>>212667477
brits already embrace basketball thanks to luol deng
TYBD

free europe from islam

https://jiggie.fun/QCWpo4

jigsaw puzzle goon sesh lads NOT a video this time

>
>tight

>>212667476
fook oof

>>212667492
> fannois
Wut

>>212667477
not really playing basketball are they? it's just a bunch of slags posing for a tiktok clip or something, with the ultimate aim of flashing their arses about a bit on camera

>>212667508
?
Are there pictures?

>>212667503
>TYBD
'thank you bor dasking' isn't a real phrase

>>212667507
Corrr

Got the Hydrogen Peroxide ordered. Will have white teeth for the first time in my life x

haha poo arse crisps bill gates crisps arse poo 10 quid rape the disabled leftypol: rorke are you on giffgaff or something mate?

bill gae

>>212667477
the balkans, of course famous for being fuck all like Britain

>>212667472
my area is just getting worse by the day at this point. loud music, weed, spit, litter and rubbish fucking everywhere. homeless and crackheads everywhere. get me out

>>212667465
Rope

>>212667537
remember to dilute it

>>212667521
They're playing basketball in the same way that lads playing cuppies are playing a form of association football.
I think you might be autistic tbqh

girlies be walking along with their full on tits and arses out in this weather
its a fucking disgrace

>>212667540
too many bloody beans!!

caberge is litro dancing to my tune rn 0.000000
you wish yu could seee this

off to pick up my new glasses
hope i don't crash on the way

>>212667554
it's 3% but i reckon a 2:1 water to peroxide ratio for mouthwash will be ok

>>212667550
Where do you live so I can gsv it

>>212667507
not clicking this unless I can play as a cat which jumps onto the table, gets startled and then knocks the pieces all over the place

Might wank off a cock with my arse

>>212667549
tuppence status?

>>212667570
take care

why come macron didn't speak english when he came here?

>>212667559
yeah? well I think you might be a cunt tbqh. what do you think of that then?

you need new haters
all the old ones love you

going for a run in the morning

>>212667599
He's a cunt

big johns boshes have been generational recently

just wanked off a dick with my arse
nun you cud do x

oasis are wankers

>>212667608
Would be me if I weren't ill

>>212667577
london m8. that's all you need to know

Fat tits

>>212667625

got a pepsi max in a nice pint glass with lots of ice and a whole lemon juiced (one slice in the glass)
nice and acidic and cold and just the caffeine hit I need before bed

>>212667625
congrats! I hope it was fun.

The gentle elegance of the small-breasted woman

>>212667583
It's tikkun olam bigot, cool it with the antisemitism.

>>212667541
they like only fools and horses in serbia

drop your chinos and wank off that cock with your arse, rorke!

>>212667639
Ah

Cursed city that m8 really fooked unless you live in belgravia or something

nun u cud do while i wanked off that dick xxx

>>212667599
he did

>>212667672
am fuming

When selling a house it should be a legal requirement for the viewings to also include a viewing of the neighbours house to know how they live and what you would be dealing with
Bring back public shame

>>212667664
mm-mmm *clicks fingers in front of face* yall hoes aint ready for my gay rorke twek

>>212667583
We need to stop these lads coming. They're probably alright as people, but it ain't sustainable.

>>212667642

>>212667655
cartoonishly evil

need mummy sucky my peepee
mummy make peepee feel good

>>212667540
her head looks like a bean

filming a silmarillion trilogy without a single nonwhite or jew in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

>>212667540
looks like nicholas lyndhurst playing a conehead

>>212667724
would enjoy seeing both of these people sent away in a rocket ship never to return to the earth

nun u cud do while i took that dick x
nun u cud do when i went >.<

>>212667698
No freebies lad. Noel and Liam's paymasters won't allow it

Fuck british people, they ruined Europe

a cuddle with Jack

>>212667737
Kinda proper racist m8 innit if I dare say so

I agree with the kneecap fella that politicians should be killed but also glad he got done for it because I don't like the Irish
I have a nuanced view you see

>>212667724
name this delectable carrot-top this instant, sir, or I shall have your guts for garters

>>212667724
Lucky git

>>212667728
what norwood is this

Rorke mate can I stay at yours next thursday?

>>212667769
all started with the normans x

>>212667769
nun u cud do whilst >>212667762 stroked that willy xx

ummerino!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212667791
sorry no im smoking crack and punching my walls

>>212667778
Thing is he said that shit whilst taking government grants
Pathetic really

>>212667792
I had an uncle Norman once, was a bit of a wrongun

>>212667725
They really make that Austrian painter look good by comparison. Article talks about how the world has let down these Arab muzzies, all but Israel, which sets aside $66 million annually to fund migrant smuggling NGOs. They love their 6's those pranksters.

>>212667769
t. Jonty Aloysius Middleton-Delaney from Sussex

WANK A KNOB WITH YOUR BUM

remember bob vylan haha

>>212667737
YAHHHHHH FUCKEN KILLEM!!!!!!
(I mean this unironically, I wanna stomp a little chimp baby’s head in and then strangle its mother and father to death and then rip the burka off the nearest muslima and rape her)

I have a full on widows peak
I'm the English Vegeta
Been that way since I was 16
Never even began for me

Asia Kate Villon

>>212667854
well youre not allowed so there

>>212667853
never hward of hin

sucking that dick like >.<

GOING LIT LIKE >.<

beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUVpi3FH8F4

>>212667778
it's funny because they didn't get done for it the MP comments. statue of limitations or summat

Ties That Bind
Jackson Cage
Independence Day
Cadillac Ranch
Price You Pay

Fade Away
Stolen Car
Drive All Night
Wreck on the Highway

OK im going to bed

any negrophile man in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKJz7AV2GfU

>>212667814
Yeah well the UK state is an illegitimate criminal gang that openly acts against the interests of the British people so I support anyone who actively undermines or exploits it

>statue of limitations

>>212667211 (OP)
Imagine shitting on her face lmao

A cock for a cock, an arse for an arse

bros idk about yu but i wanna >.< suck >.< that >.< dick!!!

>>212667821
lmao

good comic timing

shes usually so serene

>>212667785
aaliyah may
she's gotten awfully fat lately

>>212667897
There is no statute of limitations in the UK you americanised fucking spastic

>>212667824

>>212667872
nowt wrong with a widow's peak lad

I smell a nice aroma from the old ladies cooking next door

I remember when my old mate was talking to a 14 year old nazi girl who wanted his nob
He was 21
mad how much women like being groomed

>>212667895
why she cry?

>>212667960
got her flange on the barbie has she?

>>212667949
ugly troonbrained freak

>>212667950
Yes there is, charges for summary offenses must be brought within 6 months

arse to mouth

>>212667965
end of the day we're still monkeys who need someone to eat our fleas init

things are looking up lads, proto gf said she'd poo on me cock

Sucking off a women''s dick

charlotte from the aldi ads is PENG

>>212667503
this is a vintage as /sp/ meme wtf

>>212667950
https://www.irishtimes.com/world/uk/2025/06/29/terrorism-inquiry-into-kneecaps-alleged-call-to-murder-tory-mps-dropped-met-police-confirms/

I live next to curry munchers and it smells like shit

>>212667955
The yank shows you how evil Israel in a million different ways and your entire response is that same dumb fucking picture.

got shagged up the arse in lidl

there's a clip of her getting shagged if you want to pay to see an ugly leftist chubster get shagged that is

https://www.m***vids.com/Video/3413040/aaliyah-may-couch-fuck

>>212667949
I appreciate the name but cannot let this slide

>gotten
FOY

I fucking hate my life so much, i spend 24/7 festering away in smelly childhood bedroom trying to avoid my bipolar mother.

>>212667990
one two three BEEG GAPE BABY

Lot of weaselly little liars itt tonight

Got high and ate 4500 calories today so tomorrow i will be starting the 75 hard challenge

been seeing a lot of tiktoks lately about how racist australians are lol

>>212667990
bison headed dark entity

got called a nigger in lidl's bakery isle (true story)

>>212668047
i'll eat 1200kcal tomorrow and workout, but end up binging in the evening anyway

Bitch, I'm back out my coma, wakin' up on your sofa

When I parked my Range Rover, slightly scratched your Corolla

Okay, I smashed your Corolla,


I'm hangin' on a hangover

>>212668036
i appreciate the correction

>>212668055
get on your knees i'm gonna fucking cum agghhhhhhhhhhh

>>212668082
t. Delbert Grady

>>212668023
>>212668023
>The yank shows you how evil Israel in a million different ways
Didnt really though, did it

Unless HAMAS who put babies in ovens and raped captives, Israel has never done anything like this even if theyre trigger-happy

please dont bother responding if your source is some third world islamist news website screenshot

oh i wish i washed my willy ohhhhh
got it dragged thru the mud where them piggies goooooo
n' ee seen er'e part from high to lowwwwwww
e'en the depths'a africa with'm elephants toes
'n poor boy had a thing for feet poor wretched soulllllll
tried't slip it between them leathery holeeee
ain't anyone er tell you bout an elephants noseeee
well she smelled my ol' musk n' her body said nawwww
she sneezed well n' good that's the last i saw'a'himmmmmm

binging
to bing

friday night peak time for clubs. they'll be playing this rn no doubt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZZw8NyPq8

>she

>>212668038
too ktim for me

>>212667549
cn

caberge is doin business in the crib

dubs decide whether i decimate this fag

Fucks sake my air con is way too powerful. May have to put a jumper on

>>212668085
what the fuck

>>212668031
would rather shit in my hands and clap but thanks anyway

>her

>>212668064
Why

Insanity.

>>212668091
>Israel has never done anything like this even if theyre trigger-happy
Genuinely interested (in the same way someone might be "interested" in psychotic behaviour) about how you could be so delusional.
This is more absurd than holocaust denial lmao

jewish imported bio-weapons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiNr9By3DKM

>>212668180
Grim

of mice and men

>>212668180
ive seen some shit but that, in honestly, is a shitter of the highest order

>>212668178
binging is pretty much the only thing i still enjoy. if i could binge without gaining weight i would do it every day

>>212668180
what a fucking lard bucket

>>212667955
Didn't have a problem with Muslims when they were in their own lands away from us did we McDavid?

of negroids and men

>>212668200
shit book wasn't it

Arse.

>>212668091
there's literal video footage of israel shooting babies, women, blowing up refugee camps, torturing civilians (rods anally inserted), even killing foreign charity workers.

>>212668200
this nigga a Lenny

number 2 fade bossman,
aha yeah like poo yeah ahha....

steamin

>>212668194
The 90's and 00's were pure soul

>Insanity.
>Arse.
what is this freak doing lmao

>>212668228
SOOOOO FUCKIYN PENG!!

>>212668231
>torturing civilians (rods anally inserted)
stop making them sound good

>>212668091
Embarrassing you are, still repeating nonsense from 2 years ago despite everyone knowing Israel and my country are the biggest terrorists in the world.

>>212668231
yeah yeah they dindu nuffin

Ham Ass lol

wahey get in so it is

is he alive

do not give a shit about israel and palestine anymore

>>212668276
forgot about star wars (the dogshit new ones i mean)

ummmm!!!

>>212668280
:(

>>212668280
deffo a bait post
probably mine to lol

>>212668280
he must be 5'2

>>212668280
buddy really be out there like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnqt6zEAkyk

>>212668263
why dont these assholes juat guve the palestinians what they want ffs

>>212668296
uhh
what the flip

>Aircon at ALDI is stuck on hot

wish i were a lesbian in an abusive relationship

>>212668298
shut up u egg and stop posting this bint. Won't tell u again.

>>212668336
Try being a woman in this heat. Heard it's much worse for them

and i said it's lush 10x

>>212668296
What is this, a picture for ants?

>>212668336
and what does "ALDI" stand for?

>>212668348
mate... that's a bloke lol

>>212668360
I am literally a woman mate

have a sister and honestly her life is so much more interesting. really wish i was born a woman for that easy mode life

>>212668296
not permitted to post this

Those Magnificent Men in Their Pooing Machines

>>212668333
The goal of the Ashkenazi Jews has always been
A) total replacement of the native population in Palestine
B) total replacement of the European population by transferring Arabs to Europe

They've never waivered on this.

that OP pic is sexy do brits really have sexy jailbait slags around?

post the full image again

>>212668343
The human brain is unfairly fucked up with how in our own fantasies we want the most depraved things like for people to fucking cut us open and feed us our own organs because they hate us so much but irl any sort of abuse is just horrible and never fun

stabbing caberge to death for a laugh

>>212668390
Fuck off monkey

>>212668407
you've lost the fuicming plot

>>212668408
scmrwing

>I am literally a woman mate

sacked tranny fiddling with his chebs and willy at the same time

screa mi ng at that one

I’ve literally eaten poo.

>>212668434
She is, don't be transphobic please. Thank you for at least considering it.

>>212668445
this is me cos I'm 19 stone

The barber cut my hair too short and now I look stupid.

>>212668390
>thirdie
>paedo
What causes this

>>212668483
I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting

>>212668445
He's only posted fake pics. If he looked like that he'd want the world to know it and wouldn't be single in his mum's house.

You Really Are Such A Massive Nigger

@rorke

adding a little bit of spice to rorkes pasty white ass before I eat that shit up ong

Spotify still has a nonce on its books

>>212667955
literally looks like the mutt meme lmao

just wanked a cock off with my arse

sir hosepipe ban

>>212668470
>I'm 19 stone

two non-sequitor rorke posts a second apart

totally organic

>>212668481
>>212668483
*eyes posts suspiciously*

>>212667211 (OP)

>>212668498
name and shame those 35,873 listeners

She asked me if I want a number 3, and I thought she meant for my beard because I asked her to trim my beard as well. I really messed up. I should have made sure she knew what I meant. She just pulled out a razor and started cutting my hair down to a number 3. It's too short. I don't like this.

You'll see

>non-sequitor

>>212668481
Why did you post (You) me?

might start shopping at aldi instead of lidl

recorded a video of me cumming today dunno what that was all about

>>212668471
HATE the cunts
why cant they just do the back and sides?

>>212668515
Mental how there really are anons here who have done that
Imagine that
Stuffing a hairy sweaty cock up your shitpipe
Mad

rorke's pink and plump batty hole

umm!!!! um!!!

rorke printing out posts mentioning 'rorke' and pinning them to a cork board with red tape connecting them

>nonce-equator

>>212668537
>number 3
>It's too short
Get a haircut hippie

>>212668519
shut the fuck up rorke lmfao

>>212668534
I'm one of them so can't be arsed

>>212668537
haven't had a haircut in so long i forgot what number i used to ask

>>number 3
>>It's too short
>Get a haircut hippie

>>212668481
Oh I get it now you're a chaser. Fuck off lad I'd cram your head up your arse and you can sight see your intestines

>>212668499
Hi mate, can you please stop bombing my gaff

how is rorke so fit wtf x

I believe some Fs in the chat are in order

>>212668586
I've literally never used a number to ask for a haircut
never got what it meant

>>212668606
I look like this and say that

>>212667970
i dumped her

>>212668336
warned you about using SSM pics after you got discharged from the seasideARMY

>>212668528
>>212668548
>>212668607

>>212668628
Fuckwit

>>212668607
can't win against chasers unfortunately they get off on that

>>212668385

I wish I could make my hair grow back to how it was and then just get it trimmed like I meant to. Now I'm stuck looking like a fool.

what do you lads say for the length of the top? i dont know how to articulate that my fringe should be cut to just above eyebrow level

ermmmmm

>>212668628
i don't know either. a barber just gave me a haircut and told me what number he used and i stuck with it

sar did you disable the water hose pipe good morning

GOOD MORNING SARRRRR

>>212668639
well I'm sat here with a nice head of thick dark hair of a perfectly nice length so I win you bald fat cunt

HOLY DIVAAAH

>>212668649
*grabs your tits*
a fat fool at that

Sir Cressida Dick

>>212668642
lol true. can't fight a guy who's only move is charging at my dick with his mouth agape, saliva dripping down his chin

>>212668667
I note your lack of an image attachment and conclude your hair looks like dogshit

in china they be teaching girls how to arch it during doggy

>>212667211 (OP)
that's a child.

>>212668650
just say that exact thing?

>>212668668
YOU'VE BEEN RIDING
YOU'VE BEEN RIDING ON THE GYPSY

>>212668651
um

>>212668674
sir let-me-make-a-crossaint-with-your-dick more like!

>>212668646
>We innovate together
In 2014 American counter-intelligence officials told members of the House Judiciary and Foreign Affairs committees that Israel's current espionage activities in America are "unrivaled".


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_espionage#Israel's_economic_espionage_in_the_United_States

I won't be following the hosepipe ban.

>>212668697
mm fuck ximmy gon do?
timmydem honky sticks slappin dem yellow cheeks rn

>>212668721
cool it with the antisemitism

>>212668649
Hat

gfberg managed to manifest some ponies
its over

Look why cant we just all compromise and let it be mightrael

>>212668697
xi must be getting really worried about that birthrate

>>212668646

>>212668734
I don't like hats.

¬
>>212668744
>>212668744
>>212668744

>well I'm sat here with a nice head of thick dark hair of a perfectly nice length so I win you bald fat cunt

NEW

>>212668759
>>212668759
>>212668759

>>212668749
Toupee

>>212667990
iss jus airrr bebi

>>212668375
>I am literally a woman mate

>>212669042
Red uncle looking freak

>>212667211 (OP)
reminds me of tracer overwatch a bit