Thread 212465530

OBEY THE LOVELY FUCKING LAW edish

Where's coyo

>financial burden and a political embarassment.
ktim

Eastenders is doing an incel misogynist teenager storyline lol

He is right about the burger cheese and the greasy pubes though

>>212465559
Ground breaking stuff

>>212465562
And the wanking to everything?

feel invincible rn

where do I go to fight some tory boys

Eastbenders

would u rather smell ur nans farts one inch from her bare arsehole or not do that

a good rogering is exactly what I need!

timid meek coward with no redeeming qualities that's wasted his entire life award

>>212465576
lad in the slightly darker suit had a decent go to be fair

Say what you will about Hitler but he does have one of those magnetic faces. You can't just help but look at it.

India is the only soulful civilisation left

>Posh lads
>Off the rack ASOS suits and cheap shoes
I doubt that

>>212465588
get your arse out for the lads

still the best movie ever

I get mistaken for a girl all the time

>>212465615
what are they doing there then

can u spot the flaw in this webm?

at the protest
is /brit/ on the right side of history?

>>212465634
as a very gay man shagger I'd shag you and I don't shag girls

>>212465616
been told i have a great arse for a bloke

>>212465614
It's such an incredible dissonance that they love Indian/Hindi customs so much yet they wish to leave the origin of that culture just as equally. If they had an IQ above the double digits range or the ability to have an internal dialogue, this might occur to them.

>>212465642
>They thought a Bradley folder meant a literal physical folder full of printed out Bradleys

>>212465655
paki

>>212465634
swear you were posting with a uk flag before
>>212465667
maybe you aren't as gay as you think

>>212465655
literally couldn't correctly label ANY of the flags on the right

>>212465692
he's ban evading because he cannot stop himself from posting ponies

>>212465613
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750407059579052.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8dFjUOXmIBI
cute kitty desu

>>212465671
Post it

>>212465692
>maybe you aren't as gay as you think
how dare you

>>212465716
no x
been told it looks great in fishnets x

>>212465676
I think Britain is a shit hie because it's full of brits. Any reasonably intelligent indian must see india is hell. Foul place.

China has a 105 IQ average but everyone is still eating rat soup and gutter oil chicken over there. It boggles the mind.

>>212465705
the past 2 days I've posted ponies have only been warnings so I think they've relaxed on the rules a bit

LADS THE FUCKING PUB IS PLAY THIS SHITE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM

TUNE FUCKING TUNE

>>212465725
Let's see that fat chunky arse then m8

>>212465725
Fishnets are feminine, you need a good jockstrap

>>212465727
Yes, but if they see that it is hell and they wish to escape that hell, why are they also so keen on sticking to that very Indian culture and bringing it with them where they go? Does it not occur to them that they'll just enshittify wherever they go?

>>212465748
fuck off fascist

Wonder if the poor ofcom fella who got assigned monitoring /brit/ got all excited about exposing and banning an alt-right incel black pill terrorist group but then got all depressed when he realised it’s just a bunch of mongs talking about trannies, pooing and wanting to shag Chinese women while posting pictures of Bradley Walsh.

>>212465748
um

what do I wank to tonight?

>>212465576
>Literally lands every punch
Lad who can fight and who has 100% boxed before vs lad who fucked around and found out

r/fuckingfascists goon on the cards

>>212465768
seriously... EVERYTHING??

>>212465763
Who else is going to fuck you? Destiny fans want to suck your pole

>>212465744
S tier wedding banger

>>212465614
India is probably the closest living civilisational relative we have left of pagan Rome, at least in the social and religious aspect. Fellini's Satyricon depicts it rather well.

>>212465634
kahtimerss maybe it's because of my man tits

>>212465772
roll

Not enough goon comps of muscular men for my liking

>>212465759
reckon most of them blame india's problems on lower castes or poorer states and believe that they're different

>>212465784
…yh

>>212465755
my cock is the smallest in great britain don't think a jockstrap would do me any favours

>>212465772
Horse pussy.

>>212465768
theyre not even looking at brit
doubt they even look at int
itll be the higher traffic boards like pol and r9k
we wont even get a sniff

shut down cos of retards on britfeel saying they want to kill their mum for not making tendies

>>212465809
Jockstraps show off your arse, not your cock

>>212465772
hana for me

>>212465818
well i like fishnets especially when he rips them

>>212465814
shut up
yes they are

>>212465651
it isn't this webm

>>212465835
No we’re not

>>212465809
you wouldnt be able to say this if i were in the uk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqwgH82XWK8

And from the local pub in Cork? This is being played

>>212465849
prove it ;)?

>>212465801
From what I have observed it is often the "higher castes" that actually engage in the most depraved activities.

how hard is one pic though if we're being honest

Little ofcom fella typing up his report on how one user had a “paki pizza” for tea and called it “peng”

>>212465772
Grow up and gain a clue

>>212465893
could be code for a future operation

>>212465799
ooh nice double pick
I'll be having momo along with lily

>>212465893
Ofcom got a glossary document explaining what a 'ki 'za is

wonder what ofcom makes of mousenonce

>>212465864
it's pretty filthy in the morning and i dont want to clean it yet. what should i scratch if it's no longer itchy?

>>212465893
Cor imagine if after all this time it's Warwick Davis writing the report for OFCOM

>>212465932
probably find him adorable

>>212465932
Hear the Israeli Air Force are going to airstrike his caravan any minute.

>>212465891
come to bristol in september

little ofcom fella logging thousands of AI cuckold fantasy webms

>>212465932
they sweat like pig reading his posts cos they know he's onto them

>>212465955
Don't be ridiculous there are far too few civilian casualties for them to even consider it.

>>212465960
grow up

>>212465955
Nah, the idf won't bother he's go no starving palestinian babies in his caravan

Mousenonce is an experimental GCHQ AI chatbot

Said that years ago

>>212465956
>mousey....mousey....mosee...mou-cee....mou-cia....mouse is cia....

Always have weird vivid dreams if i have cetirizine tablet before bd

>>212465981
im going to a gig but dont have anyone to go with me

Reminder: You will one day have to explain all of your posts here in a court of law.

Hi lads, police officer here. Just checking in. Have there been any incels sluggishly meandering about lately?

I live in thr Bailey Pageant caravan on 49 Dykebar Avenune. My name is Toby Cameron. I’m 35 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a " balanced"diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if thr janitor bans me, I’ll drink a blue lucozade while changing my sim card. I have a "thousand" sim cards now. In the shower, I use a toothpaste lined orange peel cleanser, then a dissovled nettle body scrub. Then I apply a frozen-urine facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I "prepare" the rest of my routine. I always use urine with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then peter posts, then an anti-janitor meltdown followed by a final mouse post. There is an idea of a Toby Cameron. Some kind "of abstraction". But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though you can hide my mouse posts, and you can give me a (you), and maybe you can even sense "our" lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

https://youtu.be/CiUQx-YFODs

actually properly fucking steaming

>>212466009
Some of them are clear shitposting but I do fear having to explain a fair bunch

>>212466014
Hi Policelad, Canslad here. Just wanted to let you know that I will be visiting Britain soon and I will be shagging the legal aged girls and you cannot doanything about since it's legal.

>>212466024
squeal

>>212466004
Does cetirizine last the whole next day if you take them before bed? I always take mine in the morning because I assumed it will wear off by the afternoon

>>212466009
I'll be fine as I never posted anything bad

>>212466009
"'your honour, her hymen snapped-' no you honour, im quoting the defendent here

>>212465791
pure sovl

>>212466032
Dropped your Latvian coworker larp already?

“I’ve wanked to everything. Yes, everything.” And what exactly did you mean by that Mr. Frogposter?

heading out to the local packard bells

Who has the pinkest hole itt? Let's play a game!

>>212466064
kids, ponies, ai deepfakes of my mum... EVERYTHING!!!!

porn? nah completed it mate

>>212466082
Why not just set up a hidden camera in her bedroom to catch her naked?

fishnets on arsehole lubed

Ofcom taking copious notes on gay porn dances

>>212466083
that final wank feels fantastic, when you finally defeat the last boss and collect the key of wanking

Quenty exposed

>>212466045
>Does cetirizine last the whole next day if you take them before bed?
No not really. I take it at night so at least i can get some sleep when i get bad hayfever. I get drowsy if i take some in the day even if it supposed to be non drowsy.

>>212466113
would scran her holes

Women love Disney while men love Nintendo

solicitorberg baffled as to how to explain away my thousands of bradley same fagging

>>212466045
I take one a day every day the whole year, then up it to 2 a day during the peak grass pollen season. Not really had a lot of issues since.

>>212466128
I don’t love Nintendo at all. I love cheese and womens’ arses

>>212466148
Are you even a man if you don't love the wah huh yahoooo aha!!!!!

>>212466147
This
Been doing it for years
Need to get a prescription desu

What's your weirdest fetishes

live cam footage from the umposters room fucking hell lads

Hate that weird trend in the 2000s where they would rerecord popular foreign language songs in English.

thinking thoughts

switched to fluoxetine from mirtazapine, me

>>212466166
prefer not to say .... x

On diazepam me

>>212466173
Might be time to get over it

Good evening chaps.

r/raceplay sort by most controversial

steaming
head's spinnig g
seein g double
feel uquite sick

>>212466173
The original Macarena slapped because nobody could decipher the lyrics so we'd just ramble shit
English version is just worthless

>>212466186
stoned + valium feels like every muscle in your body is being massaged. pure bliss

Scranned way too much today, feel like a fat cunt

>>212466180
Lucky
I'm on the lithium and quetiapine

>>212466203
Same with the Numa Numa song. Fucking banger.

>>212466173
I was born in 2007

might get back ob the antidepressants
tried to kill myself last time i was on them however

>>212466221
Zoom zoom

>>212466219
Spanking choon that

>>212466221
ktim

imagine living in poland and being like "yo! i'm polish" except you'd be saying it in polish so it'd be more like "royczxczhhzchzzycz"

>>212465530 (OP)
what is it about judge dredd that attracts this build

every morning there's like 20-30 bumblebees all over my lavender bush

I wonder if they have a nest nearby

>>212466221
I was in Year 10 in 2007.

Thinking about the time I got prescribed the high strength codeine after my surgery and even after I was fully healed I had loads left so used to take some before bed so I could have a nice sleep sometimes.
Dangerous road I was tiptoeing down. Luckily I ran out before it became a daily habit.

Cody bro I'm Polish

And Canslad? Born in 1974

Orthodox Christians in Lebanon and Syria to this day still refer to themselves as Roman because they were part of what was the Eastern Roman (or Byzantine) Empire.
Did you know this?

>>212466190
kys

hate mym life
wnat to die but dont hae the balls to do it

>>212466237
It's called a hive not a nest

>>212466252
Hope for your sake this is a joke mate x

>>212466240
Yeah my Dad started doing this, had to hide all the tablets from him

>>212466261
be your own best friend

>>212466252
old enough to be my daddy

hope they find those missing girls in texas....

>>212466240
dad's been on codeine for years
keep tlelling him its addictive and not good fr him but doesnt listne

>>212466278
what do you mean x

>>212466238
same
awful year for me

>>212466254
I did actually know this. Cretans do this as well. When the Germans invaded Crete in 1941 they asked the locals 'Are you Cretans?' supposedly they replied 'No we are Romans'.

>>212466180
do you reckon fluoxetine is better?

>>212466213
that sounds a bit shit, i've had quetiapine before and it was very sedating, although i've heard the body gets used to it over time

>>212466261
why balls and not ropes? odd that

>>212466263
bumblebees don't build hives, they nest in preexisting cavities

>>212466301
Yeah I can't really remember very much still and I've nearly been on it a year

got 500 calories to spare what should i eat

>>212466293
I said, be your own FUCKING, best friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZA9EqbHzbE

>>212466309
*rapes you*

>>212466299
The Orthodox Christians in Lebanon and Syria are persecuted severely by both the Mohammedan terrorists and by the Zionists at the same time.
The mainstream media does not talk about it because they are servants of Satan.

>>212466296
Bad couple of years that. Global recession. Michael Jackson died on my prom night.

mum goes in for heart surgery in 9 days

>>212466254
kys

>>212466299
why would they, upon invading crete, ask the locals if they were cretans?

>>212466293
Didn’t even feel addictive to be fair to your dad. Just like you’ve had a really nice warm bath and are all sleepy and cozy.

>>212466325
i love ariana grande she is very cute and pretty

the rizz

>>212466328
kys

anyone got that image of where all your tax money goes?
>Dossers
>Migrants
>Pensioners

>>212466345
They were paratroopers. Make sure they'd landed on the right island. There are like a million islands in the Aegean.

>>212466349
your soul is cute and pretty you tormented little thing

>>212466332
im sure she'll be in safe hands with dr mboko and his trusted assistant ngubu

>>212466329
Same. Did your DJ have a melt down and start playing Michael Jackson songs all night too?

>>212466329
Ah yeah, that was on my sister's birthday haha
Didn't go to prom as I had no mates

>>212466346
he takes them every day and has done for years
cant be good for him
but he doesnt listen to a dfucking word i say anyway

>>212466332
:(
Hoping for a speedy recovery

>>212466367
thank u xx

>>212466368
her doctor is whte
she might die tho
quite concerned
been crying a lot

>>212466328
Don't fundies in the US support israel because they think doing so will cause the rapture

>>212466369
lol yeah, my German teacher got a text about it and got up on the stage and everything. Then they played Man in the Mirror. Kino memory t.bh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9NYDgbKsBE

>>212466301
>do you reckon fluoxetine is better?
too early to tell. I didn't like mirtazapine though cos of how tired it made me all of the time

veru drunk seeing double might be sick

>>212466366
why would the cretans answer honestly, if being invaded?
clearly an apocryphal story

>>212466376
Doesn’t really have any severe side effects other than dependency and maybe constipation to be fair. Unless he’s got dodgy kidneys already

>>212466392
That is not an Orthodox teaching. Those people are brainwashed by Masonic Zionist propaganda.
Saint Paisios said that the Zionists use Satanic black magic.

>>212466406
get yourself to a toilet de lad

>>212466407
Very likely apocryphal yes. However the much better story is that farm workers actually rushed from the fields to attack the German paratroopers with hoes and pitchforks as they were landing.

5 year life expectancy for what my mums got is less than5 years
not good

>>212466427
Did you watch this movie? I enjoyed it a lot.

>>212466427
a most exellent article on this topic

https://thereversion.co/p/elder-paisios-against-zionists-and

>>212466447
i mean less than 50%

>>212466389
white doctors are literally a hate crime so i hope thats not the case and they get an untrained specialist from the renowned kenyan medical school on the job pronto

>>212466406
amateur. Go drink some water and have a crisp sandwich

Ofcom making it clear to his supervisor that there's a singular poster who spams images of bradley walsh

>>212466406
don't barf on your computer x

and the best part is her heart condition is heridietary so i mgiht be fucking dead too

>>212466469
quit being a prick, the lad is genuinely worried about his mum

>>212466364
Yes you do and you're about to reply to yourself with it

>>212466520
what?! just post it if you have it

Keep letting out massive eggy farts

German Intelligence Report be like:
>Das Bradleypfoster (Singular)

>>212466501
zip it you bald twat

Who here has the largest willard

approx 10% chance my mum dies next tue sday

>>212466563
>erects

>>212466563
>44s
state of you

>>212466564
not important

>>212466574
;_;

>>212466574
10%? Is she having a full aorta replacement or something?

>>212466581
I post news, not olds
Pathetic twat

>>212466597
Home

>>212466597
by jove thats impressive

Gravy’s good tonight.

>>212466574
all part of god's plan x

>>212466564
not me!

>>212466588
shes been a smoker for 40 years despite my protestations

jewpiter

>>212466563
she looks..

>>212466611
It goes without saying

going to be sick now

>>212466563
Wonder how much it cost
Millions I'm sure

screaming at the idea of priests
imagine dedicating your entire life to something that obviously doesn't exist to anyone with half a brain

Got a mouth ulcer team

>>212466650
Bite it

anyone know which one of these i should buy?

>>212466650
hope it gets infected and rids us of you

>>212466643
atheist admits only having half a brain

>>212466643
mad really they must actually believe all that bollocks how gullible can people be

>>212466643
>imagine dedicating your entire life to something that obviously doesn't exist to anyone with half a brain
Like money?

>>212466190
also kys cris

And on the eighth day God looked down on his fallen Paradise and said: "I need a man to protect his own people." So God made a King. God said: "I need a man who does not exist merely for himself, but for the sake of his own people." So God made a King. God said: "I need a man to lead his folk with hatred and fear." So God made a King. God said: "I need a strong man who will use violence to seize power." So God made a King. God said: "I need a man whose followers will call black evil and white good." So God made a King. God said: "I need his political party to obey without question and the press to fear him." So God made a King. God said: "I need a cruel man who uses his power and position to punish his opposition." So God made a King. God said: "I need a man whose people love him as he loves Me." So God made a King. God said: "I send him to you, so you may know Me." So God made a King. Do His Will.

just bee n sick

>>212466643
Catholicism is the correct metaphysical order all high IQ people have admitted this

christianity set civilisation (evropa) back 1000s of years, if not more

>>212466695
it's not 0n
catyank has been avatarfagging using cats for much longer

board is fruitier than usual today

>>212466731
summer
longer daylight hours
the prowler is neutralised...for now

Sir Bradley Walsh
Kill the fucking niggers

Watching Hitler webms again

>>212466711
big glass of water and bed. now.

>>212466664
All made in the same Chinese factory and they slap different logos on them.
Mine slid constantly and it never felt too difficult and I couldn’t really tell the difference between strengths.
Just get a bucket and some rice

>>212466778
no.>>212466778

>>212466772
Saw this before, genuinely tragic and not funny.

>>212466711
Gotta start drinking again

The watch x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-UbyQUUykE

nth for the gyaldem

Bit odd how everyone is going on about Diogo Jota yet nobody really gave a shit when that Leicester helicopter crashed and 5 people died.
If anybody else died while overtaking other cars in their Lamborghini people probably would have said it was their fault. But this lad kicked a ball around so it’s a tragedy.

gyally demmies mentioned

>>212466886
>et nobody really gave a shit when that Leicester helicopter crashed and 5 people died.
Seem to remember people were quite upset by that.

pwn that n00b with the uber leet hax and the pr0n

>>212466886
>nobody really gave a shit when that Leicester helicopter crashed
wtf you on about?

>>212466886
Footy player >>> billionaire

>>212466903
>>212466909
No don’t recall it

been sick again

That lad who keeps being sick has given me a brilliant idea.
What if you just binge ate all the lovely lovely food you want and then make yourself sick afterwards so you don’t get fat?
It’s a win-win situation

>>212466721
>>212466734

>>212466943
BED. NOW.

So everyone has just left and gone to bed without saying goodnight have they?
Bit rude.

>>all missing are girls under the age of 12 who were at a summer camp
:(

>>212467019
this is what i picture your smelly childhood bedroom actually looks like

Gonna start referring to transphobes with it/its pronouns because they're not real people they are metaphysical evil given physical form like demons, they don't actually have the complex thoughts real people do. God just put them there to make us suffer.

>>212467003
still here just watching doccy who for a bit

>>212467046
ywnbaw

>>212467019
Genuinely upsetting this.

>>212466892
BIG UP

got this thing on my computer where microsoft word randomly opens by itself and then tells me to pay for it to continue using it, fuck OFF
been using libreoffice me

wish this nonce botnet was more stable tbqh

>>212467073
What made you this way?

>>212467091
I'm not the spammer lad I'm just banned for posting ponies, harmless really

*/brit/ flickers off and the camera zooms out to reveal me sitting on a stool, as i turn to face the camera*
Could this shocking tale of debauchery and madness really come to pass? Only time will tell...

>>212467115
What you're doing is very foolish

>>212467110
Der NeoMines, as it were

>>212467046
project on you failed pharma experiment

Feel like a child wearing trainers in my 30s

Recycle at #310 lads

>>212463811
>>212463811
>>212463811

>>212463811
>>212463811
>>212463811
>>212463811
>>212463811

>>212467142
>>212467147
Bit aggressive this t.bh

stupid cunts>>212467142>>212467147

>>212467110
Me? Running a dozen call centre scams to rake the rest of it in.

Yeah I'll fix your PC grandad, just install this EXE for me.

>>212465772
OH ROLLIOOOO