Thread 213952235

Oh, sugarplum, she's a bad psych, a real bad egg edition

sexy ladies, thoughts?

neoliberal bull logging in

Mandeep Dhillon's musky tuppence

>>213952288
i am one

>>213952276
mad how half of /brit/ was 10 when this came out

Does anyone else here remember watching Towser? Old cartoon about a white dog called Towser

onlinesafetychad is owed a massive apology from you stupid fuckers

It's Monday night, why aren't you at the club prowling for birds to fuck?

Where's mikey?
Where's emmett?
Where's mihai?
Where's ulster?
Where's diego?
Where's al?
Where's thailad?
Where's doug?

Removing your tonsil stones will immediately make you more attractive to women than Chads who have stinky tonsil stones breath

>>213952298
imagine you loved a woman but her name was mandeep

>>213952325
it's monday night

UltraWide oval baton slowly but steadily initiating and administering permanent adjustments to di m2 yams

>>213952314
sorry you're such a sad little worm must be hard

>>213952314
On behalf of /Brit/

WE ARE SORRY. WE WERE WRONG. WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED.

The lore that Heathermong has about me is ridiculously extensive

I bet he still has nightmares about me beating him up lmfao

nth for the gyal x baddiedem

Get the blacked watched

>>213952344
deep roy sex arse

>>213952298
mental how fit they are

Your new home in Arizona sir

Do you like it?

dem luh airmasses, dey be doin summat squeakin rn x

>>213952371
grow up

>>213952369
not everyone that takes note of your dogshit 24/7 posts is heathermong

>>213952395
it's perfect, thanks. would love to live in the desert

>>213952369
That was me lad not heatherpaedo

But yes I do :c

>>213952395
no I would want to live in a modernist villa in oregon or washington or northern california

>>213952398
HOWLING

>>213952395
looks cool
would like to take mescaline there

>>213952395
americans can buy homes like this for 50k

>>213952414
You take note of leaf posts 24/7?

Honestly you need to seek help that is really unhealthy

>>213952337
>b-b-but tonsil stones are uncommon I don't have them

everyone has them you stupid dummy. they just don't know it. but everyone around them knows it from the horrendous sulphuric bad breath they emit.
you have tonsils, then you have tonsil stones. it's as simple as that.
removing them will make your instantly make your breath aura better than 99% of other people and in turn will make you more attractive.

new character im going to be doing, johnny
they post about the simpsons and will meltdown with daily mail comment screenshots when angry
im open to replies like "oh shut up rubber johnny" and that if you like

>>213952386
Despiye flag I have insider informaton and im laughing at this.

>>213952433
How about you work on moving out your smelly childhood bedroom first?

bet the black dildos are administering permanent adjustments to my luh batty?

>>213952235 (OP)
sugarplum fairy, sugarplum fairy

>>213952451
That’s him bodied lmfao

>>213952451
not an answer

>>213952371
that first girl is so peng holy cowabunga

>>213952455
mmhmm

>>213952455
Yeah you already said as much last thread

Why don't you go out and get the real thing?

Any Thomas in?

>>213952451
Crushed that cunt

wish I were still in my smelly childhood bedroom

>>213952235 (OP)
It's over for Tiffany.
Her Irish boyfriend will soon have to find another brown girl. Skip to the middle of the video to see her doctor deliver the bad news.

luv me common welf games

>>213952395
this will be me once i'm accepted as a free speech refugee

Heatherpedo you need serious help

my smelly childhood bedroom now belongs to my nephew. i shall leverage this against him when he's a professional football player to get reparations

Made it to SSL in Rocket League lads x

cant be healthy having lived in permanent decline for all my llife

>>213952537
Tiffany's bad news video. Skip to the middle to watch her doctor deliver the bad news.
>>213952235 (OP)

all well and good but i bet my batty is receiving permanent adjustments from the luh cronem

>>213952385
pinkie jockey!

>>213952560
nigga nobody knows who tiffany is

>>213952551
>when he's a professional football player
he one of them double barrel name mixies?

take me back to 10,000 BC right fucking now lads

mad how sacked tranny is genuinely too normie for this general now

>>213952592
no but he kick ball good

rorke travelling back to 10,000 BC and instantly getting heemed by a mammoth

>>213952408
*kanade calls you a boomer.jpg*

>>213952479
Frrr

I think if we all took it down a notch if would improve the mood vastly

>>213952605
Put your trip back on Adam you utter sadact. Imagine trying to shill your own gay little characters

>>213952605
EW always life-mogged 90% of the freaks on here

>job
>mates
>conventionally attractive
>funny
>intelligent
>studying for a degree

Our girl is based x

>>213952637
*tickles your filthy balloon notch*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP-Dxb5haZs
It's over for Tiffany
Skip to middle part of the video when her doctor gives her the news

>>213952647
only the first of those is true

>>213952667
>>>/cum/

>>213952667
Literally just stolen from the front page of reddit.

>>213952555
don't even know what that means
i got good at air play once

>>213952601
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>213952639
*imagines it*
Ok now what?

Haru Urara looks squibby in new overalls

Shut it down

>>213952694
no but I get asked that a lot on here

need 3 more for squads on fortnite, who's in?

i'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink xxxx club ~

harribo squibtastic

Alright Heatherpedo enjoy your designated shitting thread I guess

Miss Ironbrain

>>213952716
LOL

slippy baton rapidly tapping into -4 brutal clartening teking place

Dragonlord Placidusax vs Bayle the Dread

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/rRhtdpjwzsVWZLyDtoxA3Q/

7 times in the last two days. Is this mental illness?

>>213952755
both mogged by me and my two big swords

>>213952755
got 600 hours on elden ring, haven't played shadow yet, will do one day

slippy baton rapidly tapping into my batty brutal clartening teking place

>>213952704
"I have 2 sides..."

>>213952689
i sometimes steal images from twitter too

>>213952771
/brit/ is absolutely infested with people posting the exact same thing over and over and over to zero replies

>>213952771
new heathermong obsession

ARRRRRGGHHHH

>>213952771
Common spainnonce L

>>213952794
autism

>>213952755
bayle fight with igon was utterly kino

>>213952800
>new

>>213952754
katy tries to control the speed of quiktap by pushing on cronem's lower stomach but he swats away her hand LOL

10% laptop battery left, it not right

ate a pack of Bakewell tarts and also a Victoria sponge cake today and 1.5 bottles of wine

walked past a house one night last week and there was a topless girl wearing cat ears and doing what must have been some kind of cam show, she saw me glance in and pulled the curtains closed and I've not seen a single light on in that house since

come back, cat girl, and show me thy boobies

>>213952846
mmhmm tek dat tek dat LOL

omd what a shithole

>>213952844
ummy

>>213952844
you gotta calm down man
you aren't well

Reading about Lady Jane Grey now and making myself sad

>>213952854
*jiggles your belly*

>>213952854
scrn

Deliveroo driver pulled the food out of the bag sideways and all of the sushi I ordered got messed up. Ginger and wasabi out of order, all the cod roe fell off the gunkan, pokebowl decorations shoved to one side.

Nothing wrong with the food, just the presentation was completely fucked. Chancing it and applied for a refund anyway

lads
I get that women don't like sports. or cars. or weapons.
but I don't see them on history YT channels, on food channels, on maths/physics channels.

What the fuck do they do all day? Just watch makeup tutorail videos?

>>213952854
get one of those lime curd cakes from sainsbury's
they're peng

why are there so many mentally ill people here posting the same thing every day for weeks?

>>213952691
Supersonic Legend, highest rank in the game (same as the pros) x

Timmy's wife

>>213952895
mmhmm don't worry xx

never get tonsil stones because im permanently drinking pepsi max, enough phosphoric and citric acid in me that when they dissect me for science my innards will be revealed to be bleached bone white like the great barrier reef

>>213952895
idk lol

>>213952895
>history YT channels
lots of fashion history channels with girls watching them

>>213952902
fun innit

>>213952909
>Born
>Beverley
>Wolverhampton

Beverley is in Yorkshire thoughever, not Wolverhamptonshire

>>213952873
terribly odd fellow Mr Starmer is. Always masquerading as someone he thinks Rorke might approve of even though Rorke despises him.

Very queer fellow indeed.

>>213952902
>weeks
girl... years

>>213952909
LOL best he cud do x

>>213952903
damn, never got "that" good
good on you, la

The Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi said "I'd like to see Haru Urara win, even just once. The horse is a good example of not giving up in the face of defeat."

>>213952876
makes me well up does this :(

best lil timmy cud do x

>>213952785
Good lad

Imagine you're a fully grown man and you spend your evenings pretending to be a black pedophile on 4chan

Or you're a fully grown man spending your evenings accusing people of being "Irish diaspora"

It really boggles the mind

>>213952902
>>213952987
pure satire

mmhmm best dey cud do x

>>213952987
it's literally the best he could do

Manuel Benson

Manuel Benson

Manuel Benson

>>213952914
Push your tonsils stones out
>but i don't get them
>but muh gag reflex
Just shut up and do it

>>213952883
It's ok I'm fine & standard

>>213952979
good

>>213952980
Best Timmy could do
He thinks he's doing as well as Chad and Tyrone who have white girlfriends lol

>>213953033
dogberg...

>>213953029
how tf do you even get this?

>>213953013
The first guy looks like Jeremy Hunt MP

dogs are disgusting and smell terrible
the prophet muhammad hated dogs

Taking the day off work tomorrow so I can help mumberg move furniture around :/

>>213953074
By having tonsil crypts
And seeing as tonsil crypts are a normal part of tonsil anatomy, everyone gets tonsil stones whether they know it or not

what’s the longest you’ve given up 4chan for? ever, 2 years. recently, 3 months

When a finger points to heaven, the fool looks at the finger.

>>213952782
>cripple bashing
Doesn't count

>>213953126
>tonsil crypts
you've just made those up

uhm?

Irish tonsil stones

>>213953128
a whole year, then came back to check in on the lads and get sucked right back in lol

The More You Ignore Me The Closer I Get

>>213953153
>Calling yourself cute
immediately nullifies any cuteness
an aspect of cuteness is modesty

best she can be now is hot
which isn't the same

>>213952976
You just know he's dropped millions of yen on support cards

The post and the comments so far x

>>213953153
urara...easy on the grass...

>>213953173
>nullifies
alri clarke carlisle

another day in my smelly incel loser life draws to an end. asmr on, bed time, night lads x

seriously, walk me through what leads to someone spending this much time dedicated to posting about black men on an obscure general on 4chan

>>213953187
All my alts haha

>>213953153
Special Week mogged

>>213953171
need a margaret thatcher one of these titled the grantham grangler

>>213953206
he watched his mum get piped by a black lad also his penis is 10cm and thin

>>213953185
he doesn't need to, he has divine luck

The Dark Passenger is in control... tonight's the night

Arabian dog

>>213953167
mmhmm dats rite

>>213952942
given his response to last summer's protests, i would expect that putting the flags up at no.10 was advised to him to quell it rather than him trying to win popularity, since the hotel protestors and those putting the flags up are effectively the same group of people

>>213953206
Recent weeks on /brit/ have revealed several interesting facts about the entity known as Heathermong:
>old as fuck (53 years old)
>dyes its hair with Just for Men (poorfag with low self esteem that is too autistic to go see a barber)
>dislikes when you ask innocent questions about mundane details of its life outside of 4chan (it doesn't have one, not even day-to-day regular human stuff)
>is happy to collect a paltry sum of £1200 from the government and pretend it is draining their coffers as an act of resistance
>has many diagnosed, severe, and untreated mental illnesses (bipolar, OCD, anxiety, depression, autism, and so on)
>/brit/ is its entire world and it is extremely desperate to fit in here
>must control all discussion on /brit/ due to severe OCD and autism
>samefags with impunity every day all day on multiple devices/IPs in order to accomplish its mission of controlling /brit/ (life itself)
>believes spamming autistic special interests is part of a moral crusade to save the white race from mass migration, the Irish, Jews, etc. (a ritual it used to perform on /pol/ until moving to /int/ for more attention)
>suffered all kinds of grotesque and traumatic bodily abnormalities like tonsil stones, earwax, blocked arteries, cleft pallets, and sudden hair loss
>claims to have had lots of sex with many women decades ago until something "drastically changed in the dating scene" (all its hair fell out at once in clumps, precipitating a mental breakdown) so it was forced to turn to this life of vigilante autistic ritual posting
>shitposted for so long and is so impressionable due to low IQ that Ziedbelg's cuck posting brainwashed it into compulsively posting intrusive thoughts about black men raping children
>justifies it all by pretending this is purely satirical political commentary that no one can understand because we are too autistic

>>213953235
*a rabid dog

>>213953234
watching the new episodes, eh?

>>213953167
katy getting up to no good x

sir keir starmer personally scuttling from lamppost to lamppost taking down rorke's flags

>>213953263
all wrong lmao

bulbous pg tip carelessly hurling through hymen
fresh coating of red victory paint on batondem x
anoda one sorted xx

japanese people write blog posts from the perspective of retired race horses and include emoticons

what the hell is wrong with them

>>213953263
all right
you got me. now please stop posting this

>>213953282
impersonator

>>213953287
they sound absolutely based tbf

I wonder if Katy's melanin receptors stay activated after sex with black men

And the very fucking latest from that Fucking bitch?

>>213953309
yeah but the receptors need new stimulus after some time

>>213953284
It's just not normal is it
This is no way to spend a life

Night shaggers, sweet dreams x

chubby-wubby attack!

La valse d'Amélie

>>213953287
read a blog by some jap lad who killed himself, his brother killed himself before, his sister moved away, felt really bad for his mum desu

>>213952834
Shame Elden Ring has no JP dub

>>213953284
oh yes. victory paint is a good sign, afendi

anyone of u done or do no fap does it work or not

so fat pheebs, that was heathernonce?

>>213952538
>Andrea Spendolini Sirieix
Good English name that.

>>213953337
she's honestly fitter like this.

>>213953355
no because it makes me bi

>>213953346
nah it doesn't need one since they use real actors instead of americans

>>213953355
Dunno
Since the age of 12 my longest nofap streak can't have been longer than 3 days

strawberry jam victory paint

>>213952892
Serves you right for financially supporting dirty smelly pakis tbqh

>>213953345
you should read hello magazine instead lad

maybe 2016mong was right

>>213953355
Incel snake oil

it's a cronem parade and katy steady cummin

sloshy sushi

>>213953392
i went 2 weeks once. it’s hard but not impossible

>>213953235
cheers big ears

she looks cheeky here

>>213953375
Well how long did u do it for
>>213953392
U have to do longer than that for it to work mate
>>213953418
It can turn u into a chad apparently

>>213953206
I don't know. I'm the leaf that nothing-replies songs on Youtube. Please don't drag me into this.

>>213953438
when I walk into the stables with a salt lick

>>213953392
How big is your dick?

>>213953355
Taking a day or two off obviously helps you feel renewed but any other effects are bullshit. It does work as a practice in self control and delayed gratification, also redirecting your energy is something you can do naturally and don't have to think of fapping as an energy sink to do that.

>>213953456
not talking about you xx

>>213953461
Excuse me

afraid of horses
they're just too big

Most of you are addicted to pornography

Removing your tonsil stones will make your breath when you're speaking more attractive than 99% of men including Chads, wealthy men and CEOs
The key is to remove them every three days

arm hurts, probably in part thanks to... *whispers* wanking...

>>213953355
You feel a bit more drive for a day or two, then you just feel tetchy because you need your hit

Carly Rae Jepsen stuns with cupcakes or something

This is the end of 4chan lads...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_zQbBXeP4

the cat meow because it want on the horse to sleep

>>213953480
always a downer when one turns up to a gangbang

coughing tonsil stones all over heathernonce’s irish diaspora mum

>>213953477
How big is your dick
I want to see if starting to fap at a younger age correlates with bigger penis size

>>213953535
4 inches

we need to make more lightskin babies x

>>213953535
Oh right
Not in my case x

>>213953535
started at 8, dick just under 6 inches

>>213953480
not little ones

p-p-pink ribbb....

>>213953575
what the spoon

People who neglect to manually remove their tonsil stones end up coughing them out and they look like this
This person has coughed to top tonsil stone out, but there are still 10+ stones backed up inside each of their tonsils

>>213953575
MODS

>>213953509
I thought u would be able to use that urge to push yourself to do anything u want like find a wife or whatever

We love the Asian ladies, don't we folks?

>>213953575
UM

>>213953625
they're alright

I am addicted to pornography so yes nofap would be ideal but I am addicted to it's not possible

don't tell the tonsil stones lad about kidney stones, he won't survive it

>>213953625
prefer elves

Rorke: Training. Reading. Preparing for the inevitable collapse.
Leftypol: Deciding which Ethiopian restaurant to go to in Bethnal Green

If you're finding using your finger to be too difficult, try this.
Step 1:
Get a q-tip and position it in the bottom groove of your tonsil. Then start to glide the tip along the tonsil edge towards the top opening, applying pressure as you go.
The stones will start to pop out from the small opening at the top.
You may need to repeat this process several times to make sure all the stones have been removed. Each tonsil can store a surprising amount of stones.

>>213953378
"curse you bayle!" in a JP dub would just hits different

>>213953646
you know you can stop addiction by not doing the thing you're addicted to

making a potion out of irish iron blood, asian earwax and timmy tonsil stones

>>213953667
Not convinced

>>213953625
eh, not really
met a chinese girl with a geordie accent once though and she was lovely

Prince of Norway charged with 4 rapes why csnt he just bin the charges he is the prince

>>213953438
She's eyeing that carrot in your pocket

It is your duty to report his posts. You can tell it is him by how bad they are. If you do not report him you do not deserve to post here.

The British National Revolution is beginning lads. We are literally in a pre-revolutionary phase.

We will spark the wave that will take France, Germany, Holland, Belgium, Italy and beyond.

>>213953469
Watching this is self harm to a lonely otaku

thinking about my oneitis and how I was strung along for a year and then she slept with some twat in my year who never spoke to her again after the fact (this also broke the spell over me)

>>213953703
he said there was norway it was him but he left his prince on the scene

iy is your duty fr

>>213953728
just checking

>>213953728
Cute x

>>213953703
He isn't the prince, he's the son from the crown princess's time riding the cock carousel before she married into the royal family and got her royal cuck husband

>>213953736
A shadow looms over Europe

>>213953737
it's pure suicidal fuel. worsened my depression

>>213953759
Lifelike

Removing tonsil stones with a q-tip is easy. Just follow these three simple steps.
You will thank me later.

>>213953771
Sounds like a prince to me

Why don't you get a censor?
Sir Keir's got a censor
Even King Chuck's got a censor
So why don't you get a censor?
Well done!

is it really that difficult to get an ugly zoomer gf with a fat arse

>>213953755
lol that is good did u think of that yourself

Whispers....
Murmurs...
Voices...
Voices...

>>213953759
Die Meister

>>213953703
it's the chav stepson who isn't in line for throne

>>213953771
Son of the Princess is a Prince bro what else

living with a schizo is mad fun like yeah someone's putting dead spiders on the wall to intimidate us yeah lol makes sense. nah you're right its perfectly plausiable that someone is wafting the smell of cooking into our windows because the takeaway wasnt delivered.

>>213953783
After you've removed them, don't smell them.

>>213953801
>brown nosing
>master diplomat

*adds tonsil stones to filter*

Listen lads I'm in Edgeley yeah but I'm a virginous incel freak and I don't go out to pubs so should we meet at the Stockport Wetherspoons whatever the hell it's called yh or nh...?

The future for Whites is either Camp of the Saints or Turner Diaries, huge blackpill or whitepill depending on your perspective

>>213953855
*gives you some out of spite*

>>213953866
This will be UK police in 2030

best timmy culd do

>>213953804
Still royalty mate if he wanted to get rid of the charges he could easy

What a shit thread

>>213953784
>>213953832
You don't become a prince just because your mum marries a prince
That's not how it works

>>213953902
Facts bruv

>>213953921
>>213953921
>>213953921

>>213953885
>blue eyes
She looks white
Timmies can only get nonwhite girls

>>213953918
So if your mum is a princess then what are you you are still royalty

>>213953793
love women

>>213953886
he does not have the title of prince and he's the son of a convict so he is basically fulfilling his genetic destiny. maybe they can make it go away with money