Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:17 AM
No.213788382
>>213789948
>>213790060
/brit/
jfs not welcome edish
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:52:38 AM
No.213788417
>>213788426
>>213788458
poo smells lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:53:22 AM
No.213788426
>>213788417
right odd cunt, aren't you?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:53:31 AM
No.213788431
>This cake is dangerous
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:54:09 AM
No.213788441
Not using the other thread
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:54:54 AM
No.213788452
>>213788497
send anthrax to your local police station
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:55:06 AM
No.213788455
err... no?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:55:09 AM
No.213788456
suppose this is the one then
not using that trroon thread
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:55:15 AM
No.213788458
>>213788417
Kill yourself desu
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:55:17 AM
No.213788460
>>213788477
thermometerberg is at 25 degrees in my bedroom
got the desk fan on and its not doing shit
i should not have had a midnight steak
got the meat sweats on
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:56:32 AM
No.213788477
>>213788493
>>213788460
cant sleep me
got jeglag or summat
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:56:45 AM
No.213788480
>>213788497
the police only exist to oppress us, kill them all
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:57:47 AM
No.213788493
>>213788524
>>213788477
lets talk then
where you been lad?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:57:50 AM
No.213788497
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:58:19 AM
No.213788503
>>213788630
uhh, britards?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:58:27 AM
No.213788505
>>213788913
the gf
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:59:20 AM
No.213788524
>>213788568
>>213788493
oh haha... *yawns* look at the time
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:59:52 AM
No.213788538
Love that contrast between a hot day and a cool night
Just perfect. This country is amazing.
I hate this country and I hate my life
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:01:32 AM
No.213788568
>>213788639
>>213788524
ok be a knobhead
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:27 AM
No.213788616
i just dont understand this tracey emin art!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:40 AM
No.213788623
>>213788553
why? its summer and you live in the best country in the world for doing drugs
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:47 AM
No.213788630
>>213788503
>There was one exotic minstrel slave of some merchant that temporarily lived in England at some point
>That means Britain was always black
You VILL have your history erased
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:05:28 AM
No.213788639
>>213788834
>>213788568
alri mate hows it doing
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:06:51 AM
No.213788662
>>213788553
tough tits mate
thats the luck of the draw
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:07:39 AM
No.213788672
>>213788727
Without fail, every single fried chicken takeaway has a fat, disgusting biomass at the till
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:08:19 AM
No.213788686
>>213788790
need dashka to blow smoke in my face and slap me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:08:27 AM
No.213788689
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:09:45 AM
No.213788713
>>213788746
>>213788671
how did you get big arms like that
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:10:46 AM
No.213788727
>>213788672
high on their own supply
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:11:19 AM
No.213788742
>>213788755
>>213788533
Why did you put the tranny flag there
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:11:20 AM
No.213788743
Kek, sacked tranny fucked off, probably seething.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:11:22 AM
No.213788746
>>213788759
>>213788713
lifting weights
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:12:03 AM
No.213788755
>>213788859
>>213788742
Because they're zased and will destroy western imperialism
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:12:13 AM
No.213788759
>>213788796
>>213788746
what do your armpits smell like
>>213788671
Can literally see your Adams apple bulging out of your neck in the top image big fella.
>>213788686
She is a fucking minger. Anna Katchitiyisan or whatever her name is mogs her into oblivion. Dasha is genuinely one of the least attractive women I have ever laid eyes on. Looks like a decaying corpse with a weird nigga pug nose.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:14:14 AM
No.213788796
>>213788849
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:15:51 AM
No.213788819
>>213788871
>>213788671
The thing is yeah
If you were this woman (you're not) I would rape your arse off you
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:16:20 AM
No.213788828
>>213788848
*walks into the thread with my chest puffed out and chins anyone who so much as looks at me sideways*
hahaha alri
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:16:39 AM
No.213788832
>>213788790
anna is beautiful
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:16:39 AM
No.213788834
>>213788849
>>213788639
its fucking hot but things are good
spent the day getting high
got a good drugs package courtesy of a dodgy pharmacy and the royal mail
did accidentally fall asleep naked in the living room watching porn via a proxy and there was a crack in the blinds so passersby might have seen
fuck it, life is good
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:17:33 AM
No.213788848
>>213788828
*tosses a poo on the floor and watches you slip on it and fall*
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:17:40 AM
No.213788849
>>213789000
>>213788796
normal as in no smell or
>>213788834
what drugs are them then? wanking drugs is it?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:17:46 AM
No.213788853
>>213788790
dasha was sexy in that tv show about rich wankers
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:18:18 AM
No.213788859
>>213788942
>>213788755
Trannyism is officially classified as a terrorist movement in Russia.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:18:46 AM
No.213788866
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:18:46 AM
No.213788867
>>213788883
i like my orange juice with pulp but this orange juice actually has too much pulp, feels like i'm drinking some kind of weird potion
i finally understand tony soprano's grievances
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:19:14 AM
No.213788871
>>213788790
>>213788819
that's a real woman though
she posted on /fit/
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:20:18 AM
No.213788883
>>213788867
i like the pulp because i like the feeling in my mouth
especially when you get to the end of the carton and the pulp is so thick
i like to run it over my tongue and around my mouth mmm thick pulp
why do alternate history channels always think a more crushing british loss at dunkirk would lead to them suing for peace? the war cabinet convened on the first day of evacuation with the assumption that almost all of the BEF would be captured, and decided at that meeting to fight on no matter what.
lord halifax is often characterised as wanting to make a deal with germany, but his idea was only to hear the german terms. he was still almost certain those terms would be completely unacceptable because britain had the capacity to fight on (the RAF was practically untouched after the fall of france)
i'm pretty sure the real reason is that germany can never win the war without making peace with britain, so anyone trying to create a "germany wins" scenario has to get over the impossible hurdle somehow
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:21:28 AM
No.213788908
>>213788980
OP is beige
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:21:52 AM
No.213788913
>>213788983
>>213788505
grim grim grim
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:22:15 AM
No.213788922
Alexander Lukashenko was a chad when he was younger.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:23:04 AM
No.213788934
>>213788969
HEY
HEY
MARRY ME OHHHH ARCHIEEEE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:23:04 AM
No.213788935
>>213788894
Idk lad I don't really care about world war 2 anymore because it was all for nothing.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:23:05 AM
No.213788936
>>213788533
Like to ad : Argentina is left side.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:23:20 AM
No.213788942
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:23:39 AM
No.213788951
>>213788894
err dont know haha
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:23:59 AM
No.213788957
so it's just annoying russian posts tonight i guess
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:24:37 AM
No.213788966
>>213788990
Ruthlessly mogging a guy a half his age
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:24:42 AM
No.213788968
>>213788894
halifax mentioned
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:24:44 AM
No.213788969
>>213788984
>>213788934
choon
ugly munters though
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:24:49 AM
No.213788970
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:25:18 AM
No.213788980
>>213789009
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:25:22 AM
No.213788983
>>213788913
beautiful woman
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:25:30 AM
No.213788984
>>213789077
>>213788969
Molly is aryan tho
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:25:45 AM
No.213788990
>>213788966
lukashenko got them big trousers they used to do in the soviet union
must have got them on back order
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:25:45 AM
No.213788991
might get my hair done like brian moser from dexter
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:26:01 AM
No.213789000
>>213789016
>>213789021
>>213788849
pregabalin is a great wanking drug
im going to mix it with tadalafil
trial run will be a wankathon, a proper goon sesh
then im going to give it a run fucking an oriental prostitute
but i need to curb the opiates habit, they get me nodding mid wank
my medicine cabinet is overflowing at the moment
codeine, tramadol, tapentadol, dihydrocodeine
ive got valium, xanax, pregabalin, pseudoephedrine, dxm, viagra, tadalafil
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:26:15 AM
No.213789006
>>213789042
such an incel sexy women just piss me off now don't even go corrr anymore
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:26:25 AM
No.213789009
>>213789034
>>213788980
right so that's a man having a wank and then being beheaded isn't it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:26:38 AM
No.213789016
>>213789095
>>213789000
wow you are so cool
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:26:57 AM
No.213789021
>>213789095
>>213789000
youre going to do yourself in mate on that muck
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:27:58 AM
No.213789034
>>213789009
closed it when i saw the wanking me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:28:15 AM
No.213789039
British rose
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:28:30 AM
No.213789042
>>213789006
Ktim. Like a starving man looking at pictures of scran. Donβt need to do it to myself
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:28:42 AM
No.213789046
>>213789060
alri
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:29:08 AM
No.213789052
>>213789072
>>213789118
6 percent of Britons say they have a nemesis
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:29:35 AM
No.213789060
>>213789046
>I told you, I'm retired
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:29:36 AM
No.213789061
Once stung by the thorn of a British rose you will never be the same
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:30:05 AM
No.213789072
>>213789052
Normies think their life is a sitcom. It's grotesque.
>>213788984
A girl I knew when we were 15 looked exactly like this and used to sit on me and bounce her arse on my cock on the school bus. Should have shagged her really but was too much of an introverted autistic faggot.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:31:11 AM
No.213789095
>>213789122
>>213789016
just need a drug taking gf and im set in life
>>213789021
dont worry about me, i know more about drugs than any chemist and its all legit stuff
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:31:25 AM
No.213789099
>>213789169
eat that
go on
eat that
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:31:42 AM
No.213789102
reckon I would still be an incel even if I was a girl
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:31:58 AM
No.213789109
>>213789077
I have a pretty good memory and I definitely don't recall asking.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:08 AM
No.213789113
>>213789077
a girl wanked my cock and let me feel her tits at a school disco and i never spoke to her again
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:08 AM
No.213789114
>>213789219
>>213789077
Chat so much fucking shit lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:17 AM
No.213789118
>>213789052
i dont have a nemesis but i have an enemy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:32 AM
No.213789122
>>213789190
>>213789095
>just need a drug taking gf and im set in life
used to do speed and kratom with the ex gf
nice to get all huggy and comfy on a cold day on kratom
good times
that was probaly 10 years ago now
havent had a gf since
might as well do myself in
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:33:39 AM
No.213789143
Need to to fart directly up my nose.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:33:59 AM
No.213789153
>>213789185
>>213789277
When I was young the hottest girl in the school used to come over to βplay mummy and daddyβ little did I knowβ¦
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:34:11 AM
No.213789158
>>213789203
it's so fucking hot the house's trip switch just went off ffs
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:34:39 AM
No.213789169
>>213789099
i fucking love pork pies
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:35:10 AM
No.213789177
You have studied the blade well. You're not bad for a novice. But do you really think you're a match for me? For your own good, back down.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:35:13 AM
No.213789178
dtfic on a mad un
>>213789153
you fucked it lad
you utterly fucked it
you'd have been in there you know
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:35:46 AM
No.213789190
>>213789122
when i used heroin i had a junkie gf
i hated her but i still miss her
and i even miss all the drama
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:36:27 AM
No.213789203
>>213789355
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:36:36 AM
No.213789207
>>213789185
>20.4
unironically do not believe this number
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:36:52 AM
No.213789210
>>213789185
corr might jaunt over there right now and get my dick wet
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:36:59 AM
No.213789213
>>213789236
daily reminder there is no real japanese poster on /int/
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:37:13 AM
No.213789219
>>213789114
It's true mate. She was a weirdo though. Would tell me about how she would get shagged by a 21 year old. That put me right off to be honest. Don't want sloppy seconds.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:38:18 AM
No.213789236
>>213789213
I think everyone already assumes that Asian flag posters are almost always sexpat weeaboo faggots.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:39:01 AM
No.213789246
>>213789379
ugly ugly woman
cant stand her or her so called "music"
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:40:24 AM
No.213789268
I don't like brushing my teeth but I do like the fresh clean feeling in my mouth after I'm done.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:41:10 AM
No.213789275
>>213789185
Yeah women are quite forward here.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:41:11 AM
No.213789277
>>213789153
hottest girl at my school once put on a show fucking her boyfriend
me and about 5 mates stood there watching them
it was pretty cool at the time but a bit cucked in hindsight
she is a single mummy blogger and instaslag now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:41:23 AM
No.213789279
skipping a light fandango
ever just think to yourself "maybe i should kill myself, it would be pretty easy" even when you're not feeling particularly depressed?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:43:11 AM
No.213789318
>>213789348
>>213789293
no dont like pain so id find it quite difficult to see through
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:43:31 AM
No.213789326
>>213789293
yeah sometimes
other times i nearly have a panic attack thinking about death
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:43:39 AM
No.213789330
>>213789293
Not a useless pathetic sack of shite so no not really
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:43:43 AM
No.213789333
poo
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:44:16 AM
No.213789348
>>213789318
apparently there are ways to hang yourself that are quite quick and painless, ie from a doorknob with a bit of soft fabric, no big scary noose and chair
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:44:30 AM
No.213789351
>>213789367
>>213789368
lads
who's your favourite FRIEND from FRIENDS
I'm a Monica nigga me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:44:47 AM
No.213789354
>>213789380
Ah yes all nz women are sluts because a 2003 poll of thirty people by a condom company said so
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:44:49 AM
No.213789355
>>213789388
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:45:26 AM
No.213789367
>>213789408
>>213789351
Difficult for me to put into words how little I care
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:45:31 AM
No.213789368
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:45:32 AM
No.213789369
>>213789353
yes she is the sexy one
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:45:37 AM
No.213789372
>>213789293
I think about it a lot. Iβve learned to just live with it, Iβll probably want to kill myself until the day I die but that on. Itβs called suicidal ideation x
me? all boys catholic school. didn't even get the chance to fail with a girl. lucky bastards. this all sounds like a great introduction to woman too, bet you lot had a smaller chance of turning into incel freaks than me.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:45:45 AM
No.213789379
>>213789246
oddly shaped creature
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:45:48 AM
No.213789380
>>213789450
>>213789462
>>213789354
t. kiwi lass pretending to be modest
don't know if you've ever met a maori but they're complete whores
even if the white girls were nuns they'd drag the average sky high
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:46:08 AM
No.213789388
>>213789470
>>213789355
electricity got NOWt to do with HEAT
you MORON
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:46:46 AM
No.213789395
>>213789378
Ever suck some of them off?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:47:09 AM
No.213789405
>>213789415
>>213789378
ever get fiddled priests?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:47:43 AM
No.213789408
>>213789367
give me 8 reasons why you don't care
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:47:57 AM
No.213789415
>>213789405
no but there was one fiddler who set himself on fire after being accused so maybe I'm just repressing it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:47:58 AM
No.213789416
>>213789430
>>213789353
Chandler. My favourite episode was "The One Where Chandler Chokes To Death On His Own Vomit In A Drug Addled Stupour". A real rib tickler
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:48:11 AM
No.213789424
>>213789448
>>213789403
chepaer to fly to japan and catch your own squid!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:48:14 AM
No.213789425
>>213789403
Decent amount of squid. Not seeing the problem
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:48:30 AM
No.213789430
>>213789440
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:49:11 AM
No.213789440
>>213789430
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:49:20 AM
No.213789446
>>213789598
>>213789293
That's just being an adult man. Get used to it chud. Embrace the agony or die like a rat.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:49:26 AM
No.213789447
>>213789499
>>213789378
yeah same
just no hope for me as an autistic freak
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:49:31 AM
No.213789448
>>213789496
>>213789424
highly doubt this is true but can't be bothered to google it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:49:43 AM
No.213789450
>>213789480
>>213789380
There used to be a lot of getting absolutely pissed and then hooking up back in the day but zoomers don't drink or party like older generations did
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:50:32 AM
No.213789462
>>213789474
>>213789380
i fucked a maori girl, Olivia
she was gorgeous and drinking billy mavs bourbon and coke
mid way through she got out of my car, popped a squat and took a piss right on the pavement
christ it was horny
if i hadnt spent all day wanking myself silly id be wanking to the memory
corr that smell of billy mavs, pall malls, and urine
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:51:05 AM
No.213789470
>>213789496
>>213789388
i googled it and it said it can be caused by overheating
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:51:21 AM
No.213789474
>>213789462
This categorically did not happen
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:51:27 AM
No.213789477
i don't like japan
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:51:37 AM
No.213789480
>>213789513
>>213789450
ANZAC women all like it up the shitter I've heard.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:51:53 AM
No.213789486
>>213789403
looks lush to me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:52:24 AM
No.213789496
>>213789470
>>213789448
you two should link up
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:52:32 AM
No.213789499
>>213789447
we never had a fucking chance
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:53:33 AM
No.213789512
>>213789529
>>213789353
Joey, he was the best Friend
but id have fucked any and all of the girls, given the opportunity
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:53:33 AM
No.213789513
>>213789480
You're thinking of Australian men
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:53:44 AM
No.213789517
>>213789526
>>213789545
>i fucked a maori girl, Olivia
>she was gorgeous and drinking billy mavs bourbon and coke
>mid way through she got out of my car, popped a squat and took a piss right on the pavement
>christ it was horny
>if i hadnt spent all day wanking myself silly id be wanking to the memory
>corr that smell of billy mavs, pall malls, and urine
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:16 AM
No.213789522
>>213789559
>>213789597
whenever i try to listen to music i havent heard before its always a load of rubbish
unfamiliar musics fucking rubbish
jazz? its rubbish
5 years until wizardry today
need to take a good hard look at myself and sort it out before I hit 30
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:34 AM
No.213789526
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:49 AM
No.213789529
>>213789512
even gunther in a wig
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:55:54 AM
No.213789545
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:56:24 AM
No.213789548
Fun fact, the first time I ever ejaculated was to this video.
https://youtu.be/KLSMuG-g7yg?si=NJvURa1X2yhc5ZmY
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:56:55 AM
No.213789558
>>213789570
>>213789525
do a couple sets of press ups every morning, smile at people when you're out and you'll get some pussy eventually
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:56:55 AM
No.213789559
>>213789597
>>213789522
>jazz? its rubbish
very very true
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:57:01 AM
No.213789564
Feelinβ fine
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:57:30 AM
No.213789569
>>213789583
Maori do love their bourbon and cokes though
Woodstock is the brand they all like and drink
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:57:42 AM
No.213789570
>>213789558
I'm a gymcel, but granted I don't go outside
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:58:02 AM
No.213789578
>>213789525
Imagine caring about being a virgin at your big age. Grow up nigga!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:58:27 AM
No.213789583
>>213789589
>>213789633
>>213789569
Are their women qt ?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:59:04 AM
No.213789589
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:59:23 AM
No.213789597
>>213789640
>>213789522
if that's true you wouldn't like any music
>>213789559
tastelet
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:59:24 AM
No.213789598
>>213789446
you don't sound like an adult man in the slightest
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:59:34 AM
No.213789603
>>213789616
>>213789657
have developed pretty severe agoraphobia from being a shut in NEET. summer is the worst, because the dark hours are shorter so there's less time for me to scurry about in
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:00:29 AM
No.213789616
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:00:31 AM
No.213789617
>>213789525
happy birthday
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:00:46 AM
No.213789620
filly sweetly sleeps the whole night long
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:01:17 AM
No.213789630
i lost my virginity in that same car
she was called Renee and she was from Bournemouth
dunno how old she was, early 20s id guess
i was 17
we smoked a spliff and she sucked me off
before i knew it i was raw dogging her on the backseat
came on her tits
we smoked a cigarette together after, just sat naked and sweaty in my car.
then she got dressed, got out of the car and i never saw her again
a few years later i heard she died in a fire
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:01:23 AM
No.213789633
>>213789697
>>213789701
>>213789583
The half caste girls are
The proper maori ones have a mean look to their faces, not sure how to properly describe it. Also they get fat easily
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:01:31 AM
No.213789637
was planning to move to new zealand to escape the sun but apparently it's very sunny there too, apparently it's a feature of this godforsaken corner of the world. i always thought the hole in the ozone was made up or discredited or something but apparently it's real
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:01:35 AM
No.213789640
>>213789674
>>213789597
honestly mate it feels like pearls before swine i have no idea whats so good about this stupid loud trumpet and a drum played with a brush
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:01:47 AM
No.213789642
>>213789689
I drive an Austin Leyland Princess
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:02:42 AM
No.213789655
chatting such bollocks lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:02:46 AM
No.213789657
>>213789603
love winter and darkness and coldness me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:02:58 AM
No.213789663
Pedro pascal getting his head crushed like a cantaloupe asmr.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:03:16 AM
No.213789670
i'll cut off my foot like in saw 1 if James May doesn't end up with a bastard kid with one of the women he has film and edit his youtube videos
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:03:28 AM
No.213789674
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:04:05 AM
No.213789686
>i lost my virginity in that same car
>she was called Renee and she was from Bournemouth
>dunno how old she was, early 20s id guess
>i was 17
>we smoked a spliff and she sucked me off
>before i knew it i was raw dogging her on the backseat
>came on her tits
>we smoked a cigarette together after, just sat naked and sweaty in my car.
>then she got dressed, got out of the car and i never saw her again
>a few years later i heard she died in a fire
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:04:10 AM
No.213789689
>>213790073
>>213789642
stop driving it
vinnie is in desperate need of an Alri
give him an Alri
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:04:51 AM
No.213789697
>>213789633
I think Olivia was half caste. she was slim and had a kind face. I could have sworn it was billy mavs and not woodies. the blue can.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:05:01 AM
No.213789701
>>213789633
>they get fat easily
A problem with pacific islanders in general
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:05:12 AM
No.213789703
>>213789693
imagine feeding him into a blender one paw at a time
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:05:48 AM
No.213789719
>>213789693
Alri vinnie is he a bit cross eyed
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:06:03 AM
No.213789722
>>213789693
Daisy says alri
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:06:15 AM
No.213789727
What is it about this that makes white men engorge?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:06:30 AM
No.213789730
>>213789746
>>213789748
lost my virginity when I was in 17. was fucking awful. only lasted 30 seconds before she realised I was too drunk to shag. then she told the entire sixth form that I had a small cock. was so humiliated that I didn't shag again until I was 23.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:07:09 AM
No.213789738
I have had ample opportunity to shag women. But I get too scared and my dick doesn't get hard. And I'm usually drunk which doesn't help. My dick is rock hard up until the point I have to insert it. Then I panic. I don't know. I also just don't go anywhere anymore and don't see or speak to young women my age. I'm too content being alone and doing nothing. Have been that way since I was very young.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:07:14 AM
No.213789740
would love to move to america but can't
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:07:21 AM
No.213789745
getting my bi-weekly dose of steroids
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:07:34 AM
No.213789746
>>213789730
why are women so evil lads
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:07:41 AM
No.213789748
>>213789803
>>213789730
How small is your cock?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:08:25 AM
No.213789760
>>213789693
vin vinner
who got the keys to my bimmer
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:08:51 AM
No.213789768
>>213789759
Numpty. Great dad word that
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:09:05 AM
No.213789769
>>213789759
rather full of gorm myself
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:09:26 AM
No.213789778
>>213789759
feckless dullard myself actually
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:10:19 AM
No.213789794
>>213789759
more of an odious worm myself
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:10:34 AM
No.213789800
>>213789855
>>213789972
When I was year 13 a pretty shy girl in my year got her friend's boyfriend (who I was friends with) to ask me to take her to the end of school ball and I said no.
I wish I could google her to see what she's up to now but I can't remember her last name.
I had a lot of opportunities when I was younger that I always turned down because I was scared of leaving my comfort zone
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:11:07 AM
No.213789803
>>213789830
>>213789836
>>213789748
6.2inches. I can't remember if I was fully erect at the time though, was very drunk so I may have only had a semi.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:11:27 AM
No.213789807
>>213789693
saw this on xdotcom the other day
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:11:30 AM
No.213789808
>>213789820
>>213789852
why do you disgusting boys talk about women so much?
do you never think about anything else?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:11:32 AM
No.213789810
>>213789759
toilberg says im a bone idle simpleton
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:11:45 AM
No.213789815
>>213789759
more of a hapless cretin meself
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:12:12 AM
No.213789820
>>213789808
Women were put on the earth to be cherished and adored
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:12:44 AM
No.213789830
>>213789803
That's quite small for a white man to be fair
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:13:08 AM
No.213789836
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:13:39 AM
No.213789843
Wild you can actually watch movies on the Netflix website these days. Did you guys know that?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:13:51 AM
No.213789846
>>213789889
keep seeing spiders in the corner of my vision that are never there
doesn't seem particularly healthy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:14:03 AM
No.213789852
>>213789808
incel hours lad let us think about past mistakes I'm peace
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:14:05 AM
No.213789855
>>213789800
sounds like something I'd do. had a few girls in sixth form who were very very sweet to me, but was just so overwhelmed with self-loathing that I just assumed any kindness or affection was born out of pity.
you lads ever get into a hobby just because it would get you some puss?
I've memorised horoscopes and it's paid dividends I must confess
women are FOOLS
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:15:51 AM
No.213789880
this has done irreparable damage to the /int/ community
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:16:10 AM
No.213789889
>>213789846
you should probably go to sleep
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:16:26 AM
No.213789895
γγγγγγγγΌγθ¦γγγ!γ
γγΌγγ©γ?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:16:34 AM
No.213789896
>>213789867
no pussy for me thanks ive rocks to bang together
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:16:54 AM
No.213789903
>>213789932
>>213789867
why are gemini men dead last???? what's wrong with us?????
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:16:56 AM
No.213789905
>>213789921
>>213789867
started baking and went to a few book clubs. didn't have any success though because there were too many women and I would get scared of them.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:17:27 AM
No.213789913
>>213789867
>red
it's over
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:17:54 AM
No.213789921
>>213789905
what do people do at book clubs
i always imagined they would be full of old ladies
mental how rare democracy is
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:18:18 AM
No.213789926
>>213789949
>>213790044
The problem is most of us grew up without active fathers. My dad was great during my childhood, but offered zero guidance to me in adolescence concerning women, life or anything as he slipped further into alcoholism.
Not trying to make myself out to be a victim, I actually think it's extremely common for lads like us to have had a complete lack of support during teenage years.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:18:33 AM
No.213789932
>>213789903
It's literal femoid nonsense don't try to make any sense of it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:19:16 AM
No.213789948
>>213790033
>>213790061
>>213788382 (OP)
Do bostonians count as anglos?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:19:18 AM
No.213789949
>>213790029
>>213789926
yep dad fucked off when I was 5, nothing destroys a man like a single mother
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:19:48 AM
No.213789956
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:19:57 AM
No.213789960
>>213789867
Just a fake whore who virtue signals about how much of a man hating evil cunt she is. Nothing new.
Scorpio men on top though.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:20:34 AM
No.213789964
>>213789923
Ah yes, the system where you vote for a lying wanker based on vague promises and then he just does whatever he likes for a few years.
So much better than the old system, right lads?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:21:00 AM
No.213789972
>>213789984
>>213789991
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:21:17 AM
No.213789974
>>213789988
>>213790094
men into astrology is a major ick. don't try to make yourself more girly to appeal to girls
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:21:51 AM
No.213789984
>>213790008
>>213789972
It's what they call upper sixth form sometimes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:21:57 AM
No.213789988
>>213790070
>>213789974
i pretend not to know about astrology if they bring it up
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:22:15 AM
No.213789991
>>213790008
>>213789972
The last year of high school
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:23:12 AM
No.213790007
Never met a woman below the age of 50 who is into horoscopes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:23:14 AM
No.213790008
>>213790063
>>213789984
>>213789991
what's it for though? i thought 12 years of primary and secondary schooling were standard practice, is it an optional extra to give you better prospects at uni or something?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:23:36 AM
No.213790020
>>213790035
>>213790039
phwoar
see some SPICY choices here
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:24:17 AM
No.213790029
>>213790050
>>213790066
>>213789949
Fatherless + low IQ = welcome to being a roadman chav drug dealer
Fatherless + high IQ = welcome to being a reclusive depressed chud
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:24:28 AM
No.213790033
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:24:31 AM
No.213790035
>>213790020
>Legal to sell, illegal to buy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:24:46 AM
No.213790039
>>213790020
nothing more cucked than legal to sell illegal to buy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:25:10 AM
No.213790044
>>213789926
Had a very absent dad also. Was in the military and didn't even want kids to begin with - always called us our mothers "project." Would be away for 6 months of the year and the 6 months he was back he just didn't give the slightest shit.
Children definitely need two parents to be raised properly. I suspect that's why Gen Z and (soon) Gen Alpha are so maladjusted, because they're perhaps the first generation in human history where both parents were absent via employment.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:25:19 AM
No.213790046
>>213790062
I had sex with this hippie chick in New Zealand
she was white and had short blond hair and wild look in her eyes
i was hosting a party
she was with her boyfriend, some loser hippie who was tripping out and fell asleep on the sofa
me and her did chop bongs and fucked in my bedroom
freaky loud fucking
people were in the house and banging on the door shouting shit
it was a quick fuck, mostly doggy
after i went to check on the party because it was getting out of control
then a mate of mine dumped the dirty water from a bucket bong on the boyfriend to wake him up and they started fighting
i jumped in the fight and we fucked him up and chased him out of the party
then the hippie chick went nuts and was shouting
my friend accidentally pushed her over and she fell backwards and cracked a glass panel in the door with her head
shit was crazy
my flatmates gf was comforting her while she was crying and screaming and bleeding from her head
then her boyfriend showed up again with a broken bottle
my flatmate chased him down Stanmore road with a wooden bat
then the crazy hippie chick went off into the darkness after him
i saw her round at parties a few times after but we never really talked again and i didn't get to fuck her again.
a couple of years later she drowned on a road trip
according to the media reports she went for a swim at Maruia Falls and the pressure dragged her under and she died
sad stuff. i didnt go to her funeral.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:25:26 AM
No.213790050
>>213790098
>>213790029
cope
I'm low IQ fatherless bedroom dweller
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:25:36 AM
No.213790054
>>213790170
>>213789923
obviously the economist must be bias in its judgment of non-flawed vs flawed democracies
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:25:55 AM
No.213790060
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:25:56 AM
No.213790061
>>213789948
They count as micks, knackers, tinkers and pikeys.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:26:03 AM
No.213790062
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:26:05 AM
No.213790063
>>213790121
>>213790008
Here we do six years of primary school (years 1 to 6), two years of intermediate (years 7 to 8) and then five years of high school (years 9 to 13)
Year 13 should be the year a person turns 18
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:26:18 AM
No.213790066
>>213790029
don't know my IQ but I'm now a reclusive depressed chud
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:26:27 AM
No.213790067
there is absolutely no reason for these posts to exist other than the mods and jannies not doing their job so this is the job and the one thing to do - the most simple thing you could have to do - is simply listen and ban the pony content outside of MLP (the only rule you give a fuck about historically)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:26:38 AM
No.213790070
>>213790142
>>213789988
do girls really bring it up a lot?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:26:46 AM
No.213790073
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:27:58 AM
No.213790090
oh, that nigga tobe said *what* now?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:28:06 AM
No.213790094
>>213790158
>>213789974
is it an ick to have your star sign on your tinder?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:28:21 AM
No.213790098
>>213790050
139 me. Not that it makes me successful, fulfilled, cool, or handsome in any way.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:29:56 AM
No.213790121
>>213790063
interesting, we just do go to year 12 which is the year you're supposed to turn 17, maybe that final year is the crucial difference that makes us into feral bogans and your sort into refined hipsters
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:30:00 AM
No.213790122
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:30:01 AM
No.213790123
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:30:12 AM
No.213790125
off to have a vpn enabled wank
mad how most people who commit suicide usually begin to regret it in the process
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:31:16 AM
No.213790141
>>213789923
>good guy vs bad guy index
Only a retard would think this actually means anything.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:31:22 AM
No.213790142
>>213790245
>>213790070
pretty much, sometimes they'll ask you for your birth chart and then if you can be bothered to produce it for them they'll say "yeah this explains a lot"
>>213790132
honestly americans are lucky cause they can just blow their brains out instantly, closest we can come is jumping in front of a train and ruining everyone's day
chemical suicide is not ideal
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:31:56 AM
No.213790151
>>213790132
People who commit suicide are more prone to feeling regret so of course they'll often regret that too.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:32:01 AM
No.213790155
>>213790132
that's just your stupid survival instinct kicking in in a moment of desperation, you have the power to ignore it with your higher suicidal mind
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:32:26 AM
No.213790158
>>213790181
>>213790094
idk i've never used a dating app. i tried downloading it once but immediately gave myself myself the ick
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:32:42 AM
No.213790162
>>213790150
unironically think I probably would have killed myself on a whim if I had that sort of access.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:32:52 AM
No.213790165
incel freak hours in britain
normie hours in oceana
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:33:22 AM
No.213790169
don't understand why pre-workout wakes me the fuck up when standard caffeine from coffee or energy drinks does bugger all, i thought it was all just caffeine in the end
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:33:24 AM
No.213790170
>>213790054
The Economist is owned by the Rothschilds.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:33:54 AM
No.213790181
>>213790158
its shit. i made a profile, had it for a month, didnt meet up with any of the girls i matched, then deleted it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:34:10 AM
No.213790183
i am "disappointed" with the royal mail postal service in "Looe", cornwall
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:35:20 AM
No.213790193
>>213790150
always thought obliterating your brain is a bad way to die because your brain is supposed to flood with chemicals to ease you into death, don't want to shock the ol' soulberg too much
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:35:31 AM
No.213790195
>>213790235
>>213790279
I'm a cowboy type. Strong, stoic, mysterious.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:36:10 AM
No.213790205
Catberg shut up in my bedroom so he doesn't bother the auto electrician working on my car
Can hear him going mental at the door
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:36:28 AM
No.213790208
id make a better bogan than any of the aussies who post on here
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:36:38 AM
No.213790209
>>213790216
>>213790217
>>213790150
Remember seeing a news story about a British man who created a functional guillotine to kill himself in his closet. The lengths we have to go to..
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:37:27 AM
No.213790216
>>213790260
>>213790209
broken britain
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:37:29 AM
No.213790217
>>213790260
>>213790209
got to respect the dedication
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:38:08 AM
No.213790223
>Israel bombards Gaza City as UK and allies urge action against 'unfolding famine'
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:38:21 AM
No.213790226
>>213790237
mum found the closet guillotine
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:38:31 AM
No.213790230
>>213789923
>israel
>flawed democracy
LMAO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:38:38 AM
No.213790233
>>213790257
Watching Edge of Darkness (1985) the OFT OVERLOOKED 6 episode BBC crime drama series from 1985, Edge of Darkness starring Bob Peck, Joe Don Baker, Joanne Whalley, Charles Kay, and Ian McNeice. And of course Hugh Fraser.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:38:56 AM
No.213790235
>>213790195
and you wank off horses
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:39:11 AM
No.213790237
>>213790226
embarrassing she's gonna gossip to all her mates about it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:39:16 AM
No.213790240
>>213790254
I've watched a lot of westerns and most of the protagonists aren't even cowboys.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:39:24 AM
No.213790243
raped melty
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:39:25 AM
No.213790244
I'm watching a philosophy video. It's very interesting but I have to keep going back and playing certain parts over again because it's so deep and hard to understand.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:39:30 AM
No.213790245
>>213790276
>>213790142
that's mental. if a girl asks for your birth chart tell her jokingly to go eff herself
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:39:41 AM
No.213790249
get the strange fetish pornography wanked to
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:40:02 AM
No.213790254
>>213790273
>>213790240
Westerns are usually about lawmen and outlaws, you mong.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:40:07 AM
No.213790257
>>213790321
>>213790233
I remember the remake
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:40:45 AM
No.213790265
Need her to poo in my mouth.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:40:58 AM
No.213790271
>>213790290
Hitler and Stalin both liked cowboy movies.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:41:02 AM
No.213790273
>>213790332
>>213790254
What's your favourite western then?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:41:08 AM
No.213790276
>>213790245
i'm still somewhat interested to hear what she has to say about it even if it is predictable
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:41:30 AM
No.213790279
>>213790195
Don't forget gay.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:41:46 AM
No.213790286
karma karma karma karma chameleon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:42:04 AM
No.213790290
>>213790305
>>213790271
and they both died before the spaghetti western era, what a shame
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:42:22 AM
No.213790297
can't wait to finish my shift so I can go home and have a gert big sticky bun
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:42:52 AM
No.213790305
>>213790290
There's only three spaghetti westerns worth watching thoughbeit
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:43:07 AM
No.213790309
>>213790260
jesus wept that is fucking horrifying
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:43:40 AM
No.213790317
imagine if jeets started producing cowboy films and we called them curry westerns
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:44:17 AM
No.213790321
>>213790257
Liked that movie, same director as the 85 tv version. Apparently he also did Casino Royale and Reilly, Ace of Spies starring Sam Neill, which, ha, you know what, I just tried watching that the other night, but didn't give it enough attention I suppose. That is really funny.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:44:45 AM
No.213790325
>>213790339
>>213790318
The Ugly, the Ugly and the Ugly
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:44:53 AM
No.213790330
>>213790318
>this street is not big enough for the both of us bhenchod bastard
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:44:53 AM
No.213790332
>>213790389
>>213790273
The Searchers
but obviously The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly is the greatest spaghetti western
it is a genuine masterpiece
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:45:14 AM
No.213790337
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:45:18 AM
No.213790339
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:45:46 AM
No.213790347
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:47:40 AM
No.213790379
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:48:34 AM
No.213790389
>>213790332
The soundtrack is a full-blown 10/10 album on its own
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:49:21 AM
No.213790399
This has been a fun thread, for once. Off for a ciggie, dunno if i'll move to the new or try and sleep. Should probably sleep. Goodnight lads.