british

Israel wo-ACK!

>>212344244 (OP)
Imagine her deep throating a veiny bbc

there he goes wahey

>>212344272
Israel after tens of thousands of Gazan civilians die:
>it's nothing, it didn't happen, and even if it did happen, it doesn't matter
Israel after a handful of Israelis die:
>THIS IS A WAR CRIME, THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, ANY SINGLE DEATH IS NOT ALLOWED

>let me just post videos and images of people dying to make you try and support my side instead
uhmm not too sure about that one leftypol

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751463334008205.webm
Bit of an overreaction

>>212344275
no

England deserves everything its getting right now for fire bombing innocent men, women, and children in ww2

gay porn gang lock tf in

>>212344309
he's a nazi btw

>>212344303
Non yank edition

>>212344331

yeah it is interesting how all the off topic political posts are left up and the spamming is left up but I got a warning and a ban for pic related

how do you know pip mong is quentimmy

>>212344331
so i deserve the sandwich i'm eating rn cos of all that?

>>212344337
Anyone who calls themselves a national socialist must also call themselves pro-palestinian

>>212344355
kek

>>212344367
pipmong posts deleted with the other special interest spam more than once iirc

Mc Smally yeah that's my name

>>212344355
>At least im not speaking german!

>>212344367
he admitted to being pipmong but he's not quentin

also interesting how the pony posts get deleted almost immediately while the politics and spam in the same thread will remain untouched

>Right, what's for dinner comrades?

Give it to me straight like a poo cider that's made from 100% poo's

>>212344405
Imagine being a young man in 40s/50s america would be lovely.

>Stalin's one and only culinary extravagance in those days was a bathtub full of pickled gherkins

>>212344405
Not sure how that's relevant considering that picture is America

>>212344412
I'm not one of them but the MLP lads here are so unbelievably oppressed

>>212344448
If you ignore all the horrible inequality that was going at the time and mass poverty yeah it probably was

asian women would've been perfect if their nipples weren't brown

Wonder how /mlp/ is still so active even these days, you can't post porn and surely they must have run out of things about the show to discuss so what do they talk about all day

>>212344508
why don't you go find out?

>>212344508
poos and crisps no doubt

>>212344508
They still post the porn

>>212344508
lad, we've been talking about poo and trannies for close to 40 years

alright then
good

>/mlp/ has pony 4chan pass icons

>>212344477
They had an underclass for that kind of thing so yes i would ignore it

> This is the heir for the throne of Unicornia, united kingdom of all unicorns and keeper of the celestial bodies. Kneel down to your princess! Serve your horn princess! Kill mudponies and featherbrain and serve them as offerings to your platinum ruler!
Ah so that's what they talk about

business idea: /mlp/brit/

*enters the thread*

the /mlp/ catalog is very pink lads
are we sure they're not all girls?

Well that is not what I expected to find at all lmfao

*forehead vein bulging*
c-c-cant post them. cant. cant post them.

>>212344617
did he pass away
is he alright

>WFH today
>Promised femoid I'd meet her at 4pm for a 2nd date
>Toilberg's only gone and slapped in a meeting at 4pm

what am I supposed to do
2nd date is too premature for me to tell her to go do one

>Astroturfing a banned subject into the thread so people will talk about his fetish
Devious

Pony discussion must have been really bad if they added a global rule and a new board to contain it

>Canterslut Thread
>Pregnancy General
>Submission is Mandatory

>>212344656
not sure lad but do keep us up to date when you come up with the next part of this made up story

Just ordered:

2x 15 inch margeriters
Cheesey chips
Jalepeno cream cheese bites
1.5l Pepsi

Get in de lids, paid for by my 1200 a month PIP

>>212344656
tell her the truth and ask if you can move it back an hour or two. 4pm is very early for a date anyway.

>>212344658
not against the rules to talk about it is it

>>212344668
>Kinderquestria/Anon in Pone Prison #69 - premature death edition
oh my days

>>212344688
fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>212344665
the fursecution was totally undeserved

funny how women all of a sudden get to the ages of 35-38 and decide they want to settle down and have children. no thank you.

uwu uwu uwu uwuw
uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

>>212344695
>All pony/brony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlp/.
nope, only making threads and posting images

Was on quetiapine for about 6 months. Now mood is far lower, more bipolar symptoms, a lot more brainfog and ADHD. I get itchy when I start feeling more normal.

Scientology are right about psychiatric medicine and psychiatry in general.

>>212344688
wipe your ass for flavour will you heatheryank

>>212344688
1200 pound a month you’re getting?

Always wonder where you lot find these horrible women that are all apparently massive whore gold diggers considering every woman I know be it my brothers wife, my friends wives or the women I work alongside are all normal people

>margeriters

>>212344735
prohibited

>margeriters

>>212344748
That's it mate, About 700 from UC and 500 from PIP.

>>212344747
Those were mozzarella sticks de lid

>>212344788
get in lad

ben and jerrys brookies and cream status : demolished

>>212344788
how much of that will your girlfriend eat

Could absolutely scran a margeriter pizza right now

>>212344857
Your ma already had her litre of cum today, I make sure she's well fed haha

you fat cunts are the reason my taxes are so high

>>212344770
gold diggers are easy to find on tinder, always see profiles mentioning the finer things in life, looking for someone to support my lifestyle, want a gentleman who takes me shopping and pays for my holidays etc etc

>>212344884
start posting your special interests

>>212344884
haha good one heathermong enjoy your shitty fast food mate

>>212344886
I just sit at home being fat not really sure how that's costing anyone money

Mad how I'm about to have a feast brought to me and there are people dying of wars and starving to death haha they just need PIP

>>212344922
you will require more medical assistance and more medication because you're a fatso

>>212344688
*jiggles your belly*

>>212344968
Not really I take care off myself besides my massive overbearing girthy belly

>>212344716
that's what men do actually
they're well known for it in fact

I must walk

>>212344982
I don't make the rules bucko

>>212344956
I'm not going to say it
I'm not going to say it

>>212344744
i've been on psych meds too and i dislike them. i wish psychiatry had never got its claws into me.

>>212344956
how many primary schools do you follow on twitter

almost there lads
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/702074/

That you lot getting upset at brown people having kids while you refuse to have any of your own again?

>presenter on sky news said "Sean Combs family just arrived in a big black people carrier"
Omds

adhd isn't a thing it was just invented to sell drugs

>>212345041
Won't sign it

>>212345041
grow up

jury has apparently reached a verdict on ol' puff 'puffy diddy' daddy's case lads

>>212345041
video games? for virgins

poocastle

>>212345083
you dont play video games and you're still a disgusting virgin freak

not allowed to post the nimis

I’m trying to go to turkey

I play video games and I'm not a virgin and YES that makes me better than you

>>212345119
just wait for thanksgiving la

>>212345082
You mean Sean 'Puff(y) "P.(Puff) Diddy" Daddy' Combs aka Love aka Brother Love?

i play video games with my son and stepdaughter

mario kart is a bullshit game but they love it for some reason

what does the p in p diddy stand for?

>>212345187
pip

>>212345041
>video games
never liked it or enjoyed this shit too boring and soulless

>>212345187
paedophile

>>212345187
poo

>fallout 4 downloaded
>pizza on the way
>much cooler
>air conditioner coming soon
>pepsi in the fridge
>1200 PIP in the bank

Life is good

remember that episode of Peep Show where Mark befriends the neo-nazi guy but one of the “telltale” signs was that the neo-nazi guy really liked Jeremy Clarkson?

wtf was up with that?

>>212345187
please

>>212345215
Box me

>>212345117
he can post them

>>212345215
Yeah but you're a muslim so fun of any kind is illegal according to you

>>212345239
pls no guns

so my company has given me a budget for hiring another programmer
would love to post the advert here and get some devs from /int/ to join the company

>>212345180
you are a bullshit game

>>212345228
played it before or first time?

>>212345260
Knives?

I bet I make the most in this thread on my 1199 a month PIP

Incompetent mong ex wants me to leave a fake Google review for her saying how good she was at her job

>>212345262
I'll take your salary but I won't do any work
Shouldn't be a problem though the tories do that sort of thing all the time why can't /brit/

>>212344937
on a diet me

>>212345276
I played before but I'm going to look at modding it now and might get some of the DLC's in

>>212345244
anime and video games are more popular than football or anything here
>muslim
this shit is dying here and rising in the west lmao

>>212345263

>>212345243
do my posts look fucked up for you as well off flag

>>212345187
Poof

>>212345321
Yeah buddy go out and start saying that on the street and see how far you get

>>212345312
hope you have fun

>>212345277
in /brit/ honor

>>212345144
>I play video games
ew

>>212345329
other than the invisible reddit flags? no

>>212345228
you have bad taste in everything lol

Have to admit it is a bit rude on my part but I've usually got /gif/ open on my second monitor watching porn while I casually reply to all your posts a lot of the time

>>212345117
Fake news

>>212345243
Kaela's cat's cute

>>212345342
I can say the same about you kek

remember this

>playing Fallout 4
wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

lush lush

>>212345390
It's pepsi max with no sugar or caffiene because I don't respond well to fake caffiene from soda drinks. Playing pro cycling manager right now though.

>>212344499
seen some japs with pink ones

>>212345412
Difference is I wouldn't get stoned to death for it kek

rorke crashing his dad's car because he took the transmission out

>>212345362
it looks bizarre on chrome but whatevs

wtf

leftypol peering through the window of the local primary school

>>212345418
why are there so many stone walls all over britain

don't understand this rise in popularity of piss porn over the years it's just really not a nice thing to watch

>>212345422
sad

>>212345448
i'm a firechad

>>212345453
rachel in accounts on her period

>>212345438
>stoned to death
british people actually believe this shit lmao but you will get stabbed

>>212345464
keeps the riff raff out

*^____^*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPHJqLtHR8A&list=RDMM&start_radio=1&rv=f2JuxM-snGc

thread theme

just woke up me
toil freaks are still toiling hahah omds

>>212345464
we hate hedgehogs and want to inconvenience them

pretending to be from saudi arabia, is it

>>212345498
go on

fib cry bldg

walking past my window right now

my yarn now nigga

>>212345491
>The life of a Sri Lankan maid due to be stoned to death in Saudi Arabia for adultery has been spared, Sri Lanka's foreign ministry says
you fuckers were close to doing it don't pretend it doesnt happen lmao

Fucking dumb bitch weeping in the commons. Disrespectful!

>>212345532
>seething
I proved im saudi multiple times problem is either your a paki or just retarded can’t tell with that flag

are you guys coming to my halloween party this year?

>>212345541
you have to wait

>>212345555
SCREAMING

>AI picture of drink
>peter griffin low quality image
>bart simpsons
>eliezer yudkowski in underwear
never got these gimmicks

>>212345577
nipples protruding too

gingerpedo embeds cp in those images btw

Taking my kids to the local theme park that I went to as a kid
>loaded with foreigners

Taking my kids to the local park that I went to as a kid
>loaded with foreigners

Taking my kids to the local swimming hole
>loaded with foreigners

Taking my kids to the mall
>loaded with foreigners

Taking my kids to a flower farm in the middle of the sticks
>loaded with foreigners

There is no escape.

>>212345584
Done 'im

>>212345585
yes

Seriously, what the fuck.

>>212345622
and yet you choose to be a foreigner in /brit/

>>212345598
same, presumably they're meant to upset someone but i don't know who

>>212345648
sent that fat yank cunt flying

>>212345573
not even real lmao you can look up our laws there’s nothing that say they get stabbed for committing adultery retard otherwise you will see ronaldo getting stoned or foreigners working here stop believing everything you see

>>212345622
Now you know what it felt like for the Native Americans when the foreigners from Europe arrived in North America

>>212345598
it's not a gimmick
it's my life

politicsmongs are the same as women who watch love island/big brother slop

>>212345640
Asmongold has a good video on the drama between trump vs musk

Diddy bros…

>>212345666
>not even real lmao
except it is but feel free to cop on

>>212345677
rude to insult Americans like this

>>212345668
they didn't have disneyland though so they couldn't know what it feels like

>>212345677
I agree with this, I used to be a politicsmong. Now I mock politicsmongs.

>>212345648
Sent his brain to another dimension

I checked with janny and he said the daphnes are allowed to be posted :3

>>212345704
>fake article made by a feminist whore is real because it is
coping

>>212345584
runt status: flying

you look about 12 btw

you know damn well musk would be "escalating" something if he could, but he has no power

>>212345668
Indians were hunter gatherers with no society or cities whatsoever to speak of
90% of america was uninhabited when European showed up
They have their own segregated communities while white are denied that

>>212345743
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/12/23/sri-lankan-maid-spared-stoning-sentence-in-saudi-arabia

>>212345637
your not invited, mum says

cant wait for winter
fucking hate normies who like warm weather

nth for the gyaldem

>>212345775
*you're

>>212345775
wrong
your dad said I could

>>212345770
>

>>212345799
i am

leftypol rummaging through the bins behind the local nursery

>>212345820
>no actual response
I accept your concession

>>212345453
yh

stop calling me a yank or i’ll fuckin YANK your head off you little posh faggot

>>212345859
lmfao

>>212345849
cus ur retarded enough to believe it

>>212345864
no dragons
no peters
no mice

>>212345770
so what did she acutally do?

>>212345880
I accept your concession

>>212345880
now this is coping

>>212345703
not guilty o3 of the worst counts is a win, those skets wanted to participate in those orgies kek

>>212345899
>o3
on 3*

>>212345880
how about you just skip to the part where you get bored of your trolls not working so you slink out the thread without anyone noticing or caring.

>>212345859
does she really find him that inspiring?

where's pokemongo poster? :P

>>212345899
as a**

>>212345696
i don’t watch that little dweeb

>>212345893
>rakeesh saarjeeti
>>212345895
>sharkhaan poolick

assmong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S1B1pWjOIE&ab_channel=diaperperv

>>212345959
I accept your concession

>>212345945
he sleepy puppy

watching lotr the fellowship of the ring extended version (best film in the series btw)

why did she cry? I read some news but still don't get it

>>212345859
step-dad keir addressing the living room after mum's recent cancer diagnosis

>we're going to beat this, aren't we team!

>>212345935
not when he's saying he might sack her lol

>>212345982
I am perplexed at CUNTS that watch this trilogy once every 6 months/once every year.
Any time ITV2 slap it on for the trillionth time dadberg is glued to the screen.
Saw the trilogy once, it was good. I'm done.

Why would I want to watch it 100 times over?
Same goes for Star Wars.
Utterly mental.

>>212345859

>>212345965
What the actual fuck

>>212345994
lol

>>212346020
>I am perplexed at CUNTS that watch this trilogy once every 6 months/once every year.
kek ktim

>>212346020
I do this

>>212345965
ffs

>>212346020
you're perplexed that some people like things more than you do?
do you have a learning disability?

>Allies of Reeves later say Reeves was upset after an altercation with Commons Speaker Lindsay Hoyle - although no-one the BBC spoke to witnessed the interaction personally

women are soft cunts, aye?
he probably said summat mild like she should smile more

i watch LOTR every few years or so and find that to be the most refreshing way to go about it. 6 months to a year is just too often.

could easily take you
you know i could

>>212346020
your dad sounds based, you sound like a faggot

>>212345935
she's a mug if she did

is quentin scobie really the freak who spams his ai fetish "satire" and his scat collection and other retarded shit?
if so it makes sense as his parents never had proper jobs or occupations and instead just ran around in circles like idiots and were given loads of money for it

>>212346080
There's literally nothing I want to watch so frequently.
If it's been like 5 years I get it but with LOTR niggas they must know every line by heart at this point.
How is that entertaining for them?

>>212346101
you couldn't take a sip of water

>>212345965
for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b29FnZpk2bk

Rachel Reeves Lasagne

My pizza still hasn't arrived lads

>>212345965
https://www.google.com/search?vsrid=CKWU9bHflb3F7AEQAhgBIiRlZjA2NmQ2NS01MDU4LTQ1ZDgtOTU0Yy03ZWY2NWRmNzlhZTcyBiICdWcoBziftsz2tJ6OAw&vsint=CAIqDAoCCAcSAggKGAEgATojChYNAAAAPxUAAAA_HQAAgD8lAACAPzABEKsCGKgBJQAAgD8&udm=26&lns_mode=un&source=lns.web.gisivli&vsdim=299,168&gsessionid=Mtnd4APAHUYLa2ZLTMfOk5N9fCnkRvLV3SB8OSHTP1y-BrhVghdeRA&lsessionid=9-f4w5XOme4pfidPKtjSogrGghWpshRnkqrk-oo9r7ExNfT_cXNOhw&lns_surface=19&qsubts=1751467510139&biw=390&bih=745&ved=0CBoQh6cGahcKEwigy7vttJ6OAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQBA&tbnid=sCEj26-v48LelM&ictx=2

>>212346160
bosh

>>212346131
well im sorry that people being a bit different to you has upset you so much

>>212346091
usually watch it near christmas me

anyone else have brown streaks on their underwear no matter what they do? i wipe til there’d nothing and still manage to get a streak on my tightie whities

>>212345982
>watching fellowslop

Bank of England are going to put the windrush generation on the banknotes aren't they

>>212346159

>>212346165
John mcafees haunting visage appearing before me

>>212346125
it'd make sense seeing as he's mindbroken by sam hyde too

>>212346165
John McAffee's skeletal remains breaking down by front door, urging me not to follow this link with a raspy shriek

>>212346165

>>212346160
hate those serving boards

>>212346202
How to become a cashless society

my arse remains unraped. i intend to change that

>>212346266
lol

Mo farrah doing the mobot on the £20 note

poos are biodegradeable

>>212346262
is there anything you don't hate rorke

is Little Britain worth watching?

Another fantastic day for laughing at the English and all the horrible things that happen to them

>Pound tumbles and bond markets sent into turmoil after Rachel Reeves's Commons tears - in echo of Liz Truss's mini-Budget

>>212346318
no

>>212346160
>Double carbs
Come on rachel

>>212346339
why not? saw a few clips and seems like my kind of humor

>>212346160
does this fat bitch really need fries and garlic bread with that huge slice of lasagna?

>>212346318
I remember it being funny but I was also like 10 and only caught snippets so who knows

>>212346318
It's alright. Like an inferior rip off of League of Gentlemen, which is absolutely worth watching.

>>212346331
What was actually wrong with the budget? Didnt see it

>>212346344
>>212346364
she clearly has a salad too
what the fuck's your problem?

>>212346261
kek

>>212346362
it’s transphobic, for a start

>>212346261
I hope one of these is a little ickle hot choco late

>>212346318
No its dire. As anon said just watch league of gentleman

>>212346389
i loved Steve Pemberton in Inside No. 9 so based maybe i’ll give it a try

>>212346403
that salad is tiny it doesn't even count
>problem
I hate fatsos

>>212346364
Pizza/pasta with garlic bread is typical bongland 'Italian' food.
Also, eating a huge bowl of pasta as the main meal is the norm here too.

>>212346318
it's awful never found it funny
one of the worst british comedies

>>212346439
what’s so bad about it though? dated humor or too normieish?
>>212346444
disgusting face

>>212346298
Nature and landmarks are genuinely the best option here
Getting rid of historical figures, while dumb, at least means they can't slap Mary Seacole or any other myth promoted by David Olusoga on the notes, which they will.

Working my arse off so abdul and mohammed-islam can stay cool in their air conditioned hotel rooms
This is what it means to be British lads
*wipes a tear of pride away*

>>212346403
>chopped up tomato and cucumber in a tiny pot
Even in a kebab shop you get more "salad" than that

>>212346444
fuark need me an art hoe

>>212346461
it's normal here too usually with bread being served at the table but getting french fries with it on top of all that is absurd
and yes im well aware how fat canadians are its disgusting

>>212346476
Its basically league of gentleman's gross absurdism but without any intelligence or reasoning its just mong slop

>>212346480
no youre not pipmong be quiet and wait patiently for your shitty pizza

remember when heathermong outed himself? Yh. I remember.

>>212346485
she looks rank

>disgusting face

>>212346480
Working my arse off so Solomon and Herman can be trained to bomb even more brown children. This is what it means to be British lads

mad how britain literally had no culture or history before the windrush arrived

>she looks rank

>>212346561
I don’t

>>212346561
outed himself as what?

>>212346588
They built this country mate. Show some respect

>>212346524
It's here. Delicious. eating the cheesey chips rn.

>>212346587
invade the world
invite the world
this is what it means to live under capitalism

>>212345786
Thought that was a tranny from the thumbnail (it still could be).

>>212344303
Reuse and recycle we at /brit/ are a socially concious general

that art hoe looks like a good shag but that pic is clearly shopped

>>212346444
bet her arse smells delicious

never understood this gimmick

>>212344662
>>212344662
>>212344662

janny is a massive shitlord

>>212345414
Yeah, he gave up smack for food.

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