Canal+ edition

how do i transform my brother from a reddit incel to a 4chan incel?

sports

>>213511795
skynet on a mad one

>>213511981
hit him in the head

That's my nightly watching all sorted.

>>213511988
I can fix her

>>213511873 (OP)

im fucking in prison

>>213512008
there's nothing wong with her

zappy-haired wireback gear chucking CLANKERS

>>213512038
ktim tomorrow

>>213512038
ain't no fucking way

I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING

>>213512038
noncelad finally got his comuppance

>>213511997
Is that some paki just blatantly stealing content? kek

>>213512083
ain't no f*cking way!

lil tay just showed her bumhole

>>213511988
>issy wong
if she's wong, then

>>213512098
bitch bloody

Had a pre-arranged meeting with the HR woman today (not in trouble). I went in and she had her top unbuttoned enough to see her bra. I pointed it out and she was like "oh yeah, thanks. that keeps happening".

>>213512125
she fit?

https://www.rte.ie/culture/2025/0803/1525337-why-the-words-and-music-of-tupac-shakur-resonate-with-the-irish/

>>213512125
women in the workplace are just a distraction

working on a theory in my head as to why this is the cause of all of our problems

>>213512140

>>213512136
Not really. She's in her 60s.

>>213512166
female jobs are jew daycare so they dont have families

got the asmr on

>>213512171

the wi fi is free you can just take it from the air

ain't no f*cking way!

Revealed to the work collleagues that I don't give a fuck if Tarquin wants to kill a few foxes and now I'm the enemy of every femoid in the office.

Should NOT have done that.
Genuinely do not care for the little cunts though. They always destroy me bins.

>>213512198
aint readin allat shit NIGGA

>>213512184
would be unethical but it would be interesting to see comparisons of performance of man teams, hybrid teams and women teams, correlated with company performance and life satisfaction too

country is cooked fr

>>213512225
It's more humane than halal slaughter which I'm sure they have no issue with of course

Having an internal monologue over whether I should have a JAV wank or Instathot wank

>>213512184
>jew daycare
lmao
goyim women are dumb as shit for falling for these tricks

>>213512223

make non-white women feel like outsiders

>>213512325
um

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dYo_S8lg

>>213512268
yeah he should've said that, would've massively improved the situation

make non-white women feel like their presence is unwanted

>>213512325
cat arse

It's fine for me, I'm big in Japan. No idea about the rest of you though, good luck, I guess.

Reddit is still down

>>213512337
>>213512376
do it yourself you lazy little retard

>>213512325

>>213512325
not on

can hear neighbourberg shagging

>>213512412

haha that's jar jar binks

Will be paying 150 to shag the prostitute later today

dozey little fuckwit

Making a sign and protesting the ongoing white genocide

Wait I'm so fucking confused
Did trump jump off the roof or not

>>213512376
breed non-white women and send them back to whence they came. the brit genes will promote growth in their country

>>213512446
he didn't jump, he did a run up and then slid along on his knees and went off the edge

>>213512397
works on my machine

Corr

The jews are genociding the white race and the Palestinians at the same time

>>213512395
it's easy when you're big in japan

>>213512451
So that their offspring who eventually migrate to the west have a higher chance of finding a white partner? No thanks

putting myself into the bin

>>213512503

Make dark-skinned women feel unwanted so that they have no confidence and stay away from white people

every normie had adhd and autism now to escape personal responsibility lolz

>>213512474
yep that's gay niggas kissing

Getting that urge to hop on the bus, adopt a new identity and become a baptist in northern Missouri

>>213512537
unfortunately this doesn't work because of white women

You lads ever start a club with other lads who fancied the same girl back in school? I did in primary with 3 lads (in a class of 22) over this one girl who has since grown up very fit. In hindsight it was a bit pathetic but we were just making a joke out of our situations. She ended up with the class bully of course.

make non-white women do a supermarket delivery order and have the one thing they were looking forward to not in stock with a really rubbish substitution

>follow my incel power fantasy commands
fuck off back to /britfeel/

... squash levels: restored

>>213512560
SOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T HAVE TO WORK

murder 800 million people

>>213512547
the only true autists are savants like kim peek
if you're not a savant who can memorise an entire phonebook in five minutes then sorry you're just making shit up

Trump just said he's adding a gold dome to the white house. He's turning it into the Kremlin lmao

French doors

>>213512625
not enough really is it

>>213512567
in what way do you mean?

Favourite Bradley image, lads?

>>213512166
>working on a theory in my head as to why this is the cause of all of our problems

corps use it to milk more money from you(double income families mean double the price for all the property they hoard, and half your salary for daycare if you have a family)

>>213512627
not the kremlin though is it
*googles*
damn guess I was wrong

>>213512626
or like those ones on that episode of louis theroux

reckon I'll probably be dead within the next 10 years

destroy planet earth

>>213512627
How long are you going to seethe about our Dear Leader?

sipping on some lean getting crunk lads

>>213512626
this is the only true example of an autist in my book

>>213512674
i thought feminism was the cause? or was it giving women the vote?

you ain't seen me, right?

>>213512719
Until he is rotting away in jail because he is a paedophile

Equal rights for women in the workplace

OFCOM does not like this talk
Not one bit

>>213512713
know a guy in this boat. mid 40s, health problems from drinking all the time, no family, no friends, living off of benefits. party's over

!!!

got my bum out for the buf

>>213512737
nah its corps, its always corps

got the tegan and sara on

>>213512763
what makes americans worship this?

eating some fish

>>213512813
that's gay, you're gay

>>213512835
Cor

>>213512644
les portes

>>213512835
no chips?

>>213512813
would love to spaff on their faces
would also love to spaff on hayley williams' face, just as an aside

imagine being an oldworlder

>>213512835
and a rice cake :P

>>213512763
mad how jewish women obey tradition for the good of their jewish tribe whereas goyim women openly rebel against "the patriarchy" and tradition
whst makes jewish women so much wiser and less rebellious?

might watch that Xena tv series

Mad that the parents sued the construction company and actually won. It's a good thing this little cunt won't be able to reproduce. Shame we can't youthandasia his parents

>>213512879
Thanks for sharing with the group.

mad how there's Ofcom mfs on £30000 a year assigned to just watch /brit/ all day

>>213512883
no fuck off

why don't you ever hear about haredi jewish girls running away from home and living with thugs and pimps?

>>213512910
im actually paid a little less than that

>>213512910
Argos paid me to post on 4chan a few years ago but it was only like £50 a week

>>213512908
you're welcome thanks for having me
i'll let you know if i have any more interesting thoughts

>>213512949
argoose

the avant garde 70s japanese jazz is coming on a bti too strong for 9pm on a tuesday might have to turn it down

>>213512898
He didn't even fall down it. He decided to climb down and slipped on the ladder whilst in it. The family were awarded £600k lmao
>The inquiry heard that Shéa entered the construction site with his friends and told them he wanted to climb down a manhole.

>But he slipped from a ladder in the manhole to the water below, and was later found unconscious with severe head injuries.

dark at 9, summer's over putting the heating on

>>213512964
the australian branch of the company

once got paid a tenner by kfc to try a new type of chicken and it was quite nice and that's what i told them and they gave me a tenner

>>213512898
He would have bred a low class girl like him or a jamaican girl. imagine his face but with brown skin and curly hair. That's what his sons would've looked like

watching comfy outdoor youtube vids before bed

>>213512993
Thanks for sharing with the group

>>213512813
are they dykes or sisters... or both

>>213512989
le chat est dans le sac

>>213513014
>>213512908
What do you think /brit/ is for, if not sharing with the group?

to fart, perchance to poo

>>213513073
he's on a mad one yet again

>>213513070
why didn't white slaveowners neuter their slaves? why didn't they throw mulatto bastard babies born to female slaves into the river?

Hard sudoku for the last 5 hours

>>213513073

>>213512880
imagine discovering a little bit of this land and gradually realising how massive it is

>menulog

>>213513111
>why didn't they throw mulatto bastard babies born to female slaves into the river?
because the bible taught them that's le bad and they should raise and educate the little n*gga
the christian bible is all about love thy neighbour and compassion in sharp contrast to the jewish torah

>>213513139
tbf all land was probably incoceivable large back then

lincoln was going to send them back but a southern shot him

happened at work again today
keep being told "you're so funny" but i wasn't joking
um

>>213513177
but the christian binble contains the jewish torah
are you a bit slow?

>>213513122
nonce

Mental how Lincoln dying led us to Trump today

>>213513233
How does that make me a nonce?

/Brit/ if you were teleported back to the early middle ages, name me one thing you know or can do that would stop you being an irrelevant peasant in some village?

>>213513232
the new testament and jebus is where christcucks pick up their values

>>213513233
?

>>213513229
negrotypicals luv a laff

>>213513188
i guess so

>>213513269
I can do that "got your nose" trick

>>213512999
Based

>>213513232
Jews study the Torah and the Talmud
They view goyim as no more than cattle there to serve Jews

>>213513269
i would just build a steam engine out of a basic rotation crank case
maybe make it out of wood, lining the boards with pitch to keep it airtight

>>213513269
read

>>213513269
simply promoting the concept of hand washing and germ theory. second one might be too mental for them and i could see them turning on you

>>213512761
>>213513240
Use your free healthcare to treat your TDS libtard

>>213513325
i'm not sure the medieval mind is ready for steam-powered fucking machines

>>213513283
and those values lead to europe conquering the entire world whereas jews are still screeching and shitting themselves, so what's your point?

Goyim drink the kool-aid far too readily and without questioning what motive could be behind it

>>213513359
id blow their tiny fucking minds
henry the eighth would be sucking me off to get my great flame weapon (and then get my steam engine)

>>213513269
tell em about personal hygiene and how to treat wounds

>>213513373
>rabbit

>>213513365
You cant reason with atheists they think we crawled out of the fucking ocean

rorke's been a crazy dita

>>213513325
You can't create any of that from scratch with medieval tools I garuantee that

>>213513269
There's a really old French novel (written in the 18th century I think?) about a French peasant who finds himself thrown back through time to the height of the Roman empire. He spends the entire novel trying to become emperor by using his knowledge of farming. It's actually a really good read.

Goyim zoomers are 'generation rent' while Jewish zoomers live rent-free in the family home while saving up to buy a house

Detain and deport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnTM-yGJ-XY&t=8s

>>213513407
sounds brill

>>213513407
Do you know what it's called?

>>213513388
this is the official /brit/ bear

>>213513407
you've mentioned this before, haven't you?

the government will decide that only women and children boat migrants will be given asylum in the uk and red gammon will clap, too short-sighted to see that it's just as bad

>>213513073
screaming at the thought of some wagie coming across cat shit as they’re taking down the display

an inquest has decided that the government is responsible for absolutely fucking everything and than £100m needs to be awarded to a moron who ate lithium batteries which they shoplifted

you ain't got no legs lt dan

https://youtu.be/VI-ARNYA9iA?t=1282

>>213513269
The bessemer process. Basically blow air through molten pig iron using bellows to remove carbon and other impurities that form a slag and rise to the top

Also I guess gunpowder and the germ theory of disease

why do cats bury dey poop

>>213513414
i thought sir asylum seeker made it illegal to say this
i think its illegal for me to see this

the union of thieving bastards has sued the government for £2 trillion in damages for making crime illegal

gammon with their women and children first like it's still titanic days

work in a restaurant me and there's some CUNT who keeps putting 1p coins in their food so that when we chuck it all in the food disposer at the end of the day it fucks up the machine
he's been coming in 3 days in a row now and every day I have to stick my hand in the big metal blender to pick out the money the cunt decided to shove into his waffle

Just saw Billy the Kid working at the station

haru a f***ing squibby head

>>213513414
wtf is that masterbrew? not seen his stuff in years

>>213513548
cant you work out who it is lol

>>213513548
u've been done

Mental how if you removed all blacks and non white immigrants from all major western powers (USA, UK, Australia, Germany, France etc) we would basically have conquered space or at the very least have modern day renaissance with automated technology, low crime, high quality of life for everyone etc

>>213513548
put the coin into his food next time he comes in

Sri Lankan Tiffany and her Irish boyfriend, Matt
He's a doorMatt aha

>>213513548

>>213513519
to hide the smell from predators

>>213513548
lmao
going to start doing this now

>>213513596
why are asylum seekers going after cat poo?

>>213513587
He spends his nights after work taking her to A&E and retail parks

>>213513602
not every place uses a food disposer

Found an easy way to get rid of my unwanted coppers lads

think i just saw a rat
and let me tell you it didn't look like the sort of creature you'd like to feed kale to on tuesday evening with your bare hands

put a few pennies in my mash again lads, the wagies will be absolutely SEETHING about this one

Going into a public bathroom and just pissing everywhere and shitting on the floor is pure unadulterated ecstasy.

You know someone (most likely a minority) will have to clean that up and nothing will ever happen to you

>State pension age could hit 80 unless major changes made, expert warns

Oh dear oh dear

>>213513623
that's fine, only costs a penny each time

putting razor blades and ball bearing into my leftovers from now on. dishies gonna freak

>>213513580
Yeah. Mad how our politicians just decided not to do any of that stuff. Shame, really.

>>213513633
Was told my retirement age will be 69 if I were to get a mortgage

>>213513269
Probably cooking.

can you buy poisons online

>>213513548
...Sprinkles?

>>213513569
We have hundreds of customers a day, there's no way of knowing unless we just watch everyone like a hawk

>>213513632
genuinely scares me that there could be unsouled "people" out there who think and act like this

>>213513672
is buypoisonsonline.com down?

>>213513665
What do you mean
What do you know that they don't

>>213513672
No Toby

>>213513712
Hamburger

>>213513618
why do timmies agree to this life when there are so many fit blonde girls in the uk?

>>213513694
it may be evil but i wouldn't call it unsouled, it takes a deranged and active mind to do something like that, not an NPC just going through the motions

poison homeless people

Just had an argument with James O'Brien in my head and I absolutely rattled him on-air on his own show.

>>213513742
tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooby nooooooooooooooo

>>213513694
Probably alot more of us than you think mate.

Me and a few mates when we were 17 found a 10 litre bucket of paint leftover outside a building site and threw it over a homeless man while he was sleeping

>>213513580
Why would you do those things when there is still huge amounts of poverty and inequality on earth?

>>213513691
I want someone to do this at an ethnic food business

>>213513712
their cooking methods were so primitive compared to today. you could become a famous cook. plus you could tell them about tomatoes and potatoes in the americas

Sir Barraco Barner

Naked women with large breasts

>>213513691
you only clear the plates once in a whole service day wtf...

when the sri lankan girl carks it will be a blessing for him
matt needs to find a white women to bear his children

>>213513769
Right so you'd suddenly invent gas hobs and electric ovens would you
and you'd then chat bollocks about a far off land filled with exotic fruit

wonder who know the most seasidemark lore

>>213513807
you could make them KFC, the 11 herbs and spices are all old world

>>213513807
I'd smash together the first ever full English blow their little Medieval minds
Maybe make a victoria sponge, they'd fucking love that

141 days until Christmas

>>213513434
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/94715.Lest_Darkness_Fall

I've been on a course for a few weeks and me and a few of the guys go for lunch together.

I'm never looked at. None of my friends are. I've never noticed women looking at guys too much.
There's a guy on our course, he's very well built. Tall and very visibly muscular.
Walking behind him is a revelation. Women look, stare and will often nod and smile if he catches their eye.

It's weird. He's got that body type that women will often say is 'too much' women often say they prefer a dad-bod. But with a fairly well built dad-bod, I've never been looked at like that. It's crazy.
I'm fine with it though :-(

>>213513632
what about the secret cctv

Naked women with big tits and a night big right arse and bog hips with a hairy pussy and short brown hair

absolutely sick of boomers

teaching cavemen how to build a nuclear reactor

>>213513829
Employed Woman

>While Christianity is often described as a universalist religion, emphasising the inclusion of all people, Judaism is generally considered particularist, focusing on the Jewish people and their covenant with God

truthnuke

Activeee mind

give them the amount needed (varies) and put it on the money and give it to them - to poison them (based) - and when they give it to "dealers" poison them too and society is better for it

>>213513856
um

teaching cavemen about prostate orgasms

Cody in 1994: Want a cup? Let's grab a cup.

Homeless people are hated by everyone but noone realises they aren't treated like humans and you can do what you want to them.

Homeless guy was once blocking the exit to TK Max and I booted him in the side of the head and he started walking about like a crack head telling people and noone including a police officer listened to him

>>213513801
Tiffany and Matt are both Christians
Christianity, being a universalist religion, encourages mixed-race unions. Judaism meanwhile does not.

>>213513864
This will do it for me, thanks

>>213513924
alright patrick bateman

>>213513753
At 17 a lot of us are still a bit retarded. But when an adult acts like that it's concerning.

>>213513924
They also have nothing to lose which makes them dangerous. He could have stabbed you

>>213513924
You wouldn't dare kick a brown homeless person in the head

>>213513893
christianity is not a universalist religion lmao
what utter rubbish is this
if christanity is universalist than so is judaism, anyone was allowed to enter into judaism as well

Naked female women with massive breasts and tight moist pussems

I hate South Korea

thinking of becoming an AI expert

I've never understood why people attack homeless people. It seems cowardly to me.

>>213514002
wen baton activate

>>213514021
people should attack you instead

>>213514011
whats your thoughts on ngram length when performing byte pair encoding?

>>213513983
I think he was kinda brown, probably light skinned Arab if I had to guess.

He spoke English though with not much of an accent though so not sure

>>213514037
screaning

>>213514034
BWC baton amirite?

>>213513979
Not true at all, most of not all homeless people are cowards. They are weak people which is why they ended up on the street, if they were capable of violence they would be out being criminals or involved in gangs etc

>>213513990
You can't become Jewish. You have to be born Jewish.
Judaism is not a prothletysing religion like Christianity is. It doesn't want outsiders to join it.

gnashing on a proverbial

rorke mad ticklish ~~

>>213514077
>You can't become Jewish. You have to be born Jewish.
literally incorrect
>Judaism is not a prothletysing religion like Christianity is.
neither is buddism doesn't mean it's not "universalist" by your retarded terminology
> It doesn't want outsiders to join it.
again you show no understanding of the torah, jews wanted god fearing gentiles to "join"
sure you might not be able to become a rabbi but neither can a woman become a priest

>>213513990
>anyone was allowed to enter into judaism as well
Yeah nah

Homeless people are my ally against the normcattle horde. I hope every city slicker and office worker gets stabbed with a fent needle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9IDH3fLULo
Mad how Jews in the north east speak with a southern accent
Shows how little they mix with the local community

>>213513791
plates are cleared into a bin and then the bin is put into the disposal at the end of the day

>>213514165
read isaiah 66 you troll

how easy is it to get a homeless gf. pick her up take her home strip her off fling her under the shower make her nice meal and a comfy bed then next day buy her clothes and take her to the doctors and rehab etc. like adopting a stray dog but you can shag her

moses you know that guy who wrote the tankah literally marries a gentile

A gentile cannot become Jewish
They'll never be considered Jewish by Jews
Even half Jews aren't fully accepted by certain Jews

>>213514207
interesting strategy this

>>213514207
they are clapped thoughbeit

>>213514207
they can have contagious diseases and bedbugs

I'm the only cunt in my office who didn't go private school

>>213514230
Only those half ones with a jewish mother are considered jews

how does this guy always come up witht he shittest takes

>>213514191
Quote the bit that you think supports your argument

>>213514230
This is based though. Judaism is the only true non woke religion out there.

Timmy found out

Is the footy fans in the UK hate the cops?

at the end of the day I'm a white boy looking for a place to do my thing

only ChatGPT believes in me…

>>213514207
the fuck you mean 'but'

>A Pakistani asylum seeker has appeared in court after being accused of repeatedly raping an eight-year-old girl

>It is alleged that Kamran Khan, 43, raped the child twice between September 2024 and July 2025 before forcing her to watch a third person engage in sexual activity.

>He got the eight-year-old to masturbate him until he ejaculated and also put his hand and penis on her vagina, it is claimed.

Can babies shoot guns?

>>213514280
mmhmm x

>>213514275
all of it? you dont know the famous conversion of the gentiles passage? lol
>>213514269
forgot this twink still exists

Starting to think they are evil lads

>>213514307
leftypol putting himself in a self-induced catatonic state at this

>>213514308
not taking a side but it's happened

>>213514307
ummm but he needs to be here because you won't get on a deliveroo bike rorke

Left or right?

>>213514293
the hooligans yeah
they're animals

prostate cancer rates are going to surge due to british men not evacuating semen often enough thanks to this porn ban

>>213514339
you have to be cruel to be protective of your people. and jews are known for only thinking about the jewish people (which is based if you're jewish)

>>213514307
leftypol standing up in the plane aisle and preventing this poor POC from being deported

They have aura desu

>>213514340
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>>213514340

>>213514369
Do they have chants against the police?

>>213514382
>you have to be cruel
No you don't actually

english hooliganism is so gay because it's based on nothing . just a bunch of loser gammons waning a fight for no reason at all. why cant you be like the irish and have a lore behind it. you just look like plastics. like everyone of you is just larping as a hooligan.thats why green street is so authentic because he actually was a larping yank

>>213514340
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>>213514340