Brad Marchand edition.
/hoc/vious: >>149188728

/hoc/ tuah

LMAO

First for my rat! :)

>oilels

Just tuned in
>Soilers

>it was 4-1

3rd period and gamethread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCxgUPFVFkA

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

marchand HAS to be a lock for team canada

oily bros...

my stream is 1 minute behind edition

>4ilers

WHOMST TALKING SMACK ABOUT REINHART

>change your win song to ‘Pink Pony Club’
>lose

at least there won't be an OT

goal 5

>4oilers
>4oilers
>4oilers
>4oilers

>>149191329
>mcdavid jersey
>tkachuck jersey
>bald
>glasses
This guy is a major faggot

BACK

TO

FUCKING

BACK

CAP THIS FUCKING POST

>>149191346
McBitch will throw a hissy fit if Marchand is on the team.

>announcing your goal right after the kitties scored
awkward...

>LETS GO OILERS
>kitties score

>>149191329
just did this as well so might as well post it since it's a bit shorter

>oilers organist playing gangsta's paradise
kino

No come back tonight.
Please riot now.
I want violence.

Casual hockey fan, just turning the game on because it's the finals. Will my Coyotes be good next year?

who's in knet knext game kek

Can this arena announcer guy shut the fuck up?

>>149191368
You never know with (((Gary)))

i closed the stream it is basically over

>>149191346
he's playing in milan

This series should have ended on Thursday. Edmonton are (((Gary time))) babies

WHOEVER WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT REINHART CAN APOLOGIZE ANY FUCKING TIME!

>>149191391
Pic-a-knik

USA
USA
USA
USA

>>149191394
there's no chance there retards get 3 in 10 minutes

DEATH TO ALL CANADIANS

YOU LOST

YOUR COUNTRY IS IN RUINS

CANADIANS ARE A MINORITY IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY

NO STANLEY CUP SINCE 1993 AND COUNTING

GET FUCKING FUCKED YOU QUEER MAPLE CHUGGING FAGGOTS

>>149191380
>CAP THIS FUCKING POST
Your post has now been Capped.

Yes, yes, yes, good job McGaykid. HOWEVER

N I K K O

M
I
K
O
L
A

>>149191380
brilliant insight bud

>>149191384
Add this to the collage !!

>>149191390
bring gretz back

>>149191390
They'll be back one day

>>149191384
This makes me so angry

>>149191390
Early projections for next season expect the Coyotes to go undefeated.

the building is totally deflated like a tom brady football

how many americans, finns, swedes, germans, or russians have goals tonight?
:)

Now what back to Skinner next game?

YOU NOW REMEMBER WHEN SOILER FANS WERE TALKING NON STOP SHIT BECAUSE THEY WON GAME 1

KWAB
LMAO EVEN

>leaffriends exit the chat

>>149191381
mcdavid needs a handler around people he doesn't know

Edmonton looks worse this year than they did last year I think. Florida looks strikingly better.

>>149191390
Refer to Utah Mammoth, son.

>>149191447
1,993.

>>149191421
based mia

>>149191384
>>149191329
This is a bit right? No way people are like this irl

>>149191384
Classic

>>149191448
maybe they shoulda played skinner. he usually has bounce back games. but the oilers cant score worth shit

D A V I D

M
A
C
O
N
N
E
L

>Atlanta confirmed getting a new team
What should they be called?

>>149191457
no definitely less than that

>>149191454
It's the Marchand effect.

>>149191390
Early projections for next season expect the Coyotes to go winless.

I never want to hear McDavid being compared to Crosby again. He has done NOTHING in this finals. Crosby would never.

>>149191384
>>149191329
imagine how warm he was

>>149191449
Could have sworn there was a game before this

Why did Gary back the most boring hockey team in the entire league with golden refwhistles and league warping trades?

>>149191466
most obvious crowd plant in the history of entertainment.

>>149191479
The Bashers

>>149191381
t. literal retard

>Coilers getting btfo in June
>My mini Nuckies winning in June
Bless

>>149191291 (OP)
I know the Stanley Cup is on and everything, but is there a reason why ice hockey isn't nearly as popular in Norway as it is in Sweden and Finland?

>>149191384
How would they know to zoom in on this guy? I smell a rat.

Was justin bieber right about women?

>>149191494
Panthers are anything but boring.

>>149191449
Laffs thought they already won after the first 2 games +3 periods

>>149191479
Atlanta Hockey Club

>b-b-b-b-b-b-but the players are canadian even through they don't live in this shit hole country and live in warm climates even in the off-season
kwab, the cope has begu- continued.

Why didn't Edmonton Deal Nugent Hopkins years ago?

>>149191454
Agreed. Florida has upgraded and the oilers lack a clutch factor

>>149191479
The Atlanta Hoodrats

Florida threw last game so they could win at home again. KINO

>>149191508
Alcoholism

>>149191508
They drug test in hockey

>>149191491
McDavid, 28 years old, cupless
Crosby, 21 years old, first cup

>>149191479
The Shermans

>>149191515
LMFAO

>>149191491
crosby was a turbofag, but at least he could score.
and the penguins understood passing.

>FUCK YOU
>FUCK YOU

uh oh Gary wont like hearing that on TV

If it's just gonna be gay sunbelt finals every year, I'm just gonna stop watching hockey.

Welp. Edmonton and Pacers both blew it. Way to go retards

>>149191479
peaches

>>149191384
Ugh, faster!

>>149191573
See you Tuesday night!

>>149191515
Finals ratings say otherwise
How is this going to grow the game in any capacity? "Better hope you get drafted to the team allowed to cheat with penalties or your career will end cupless!"

Hockey is the most dogshit sport in the entire world. Unwatchable rigged trash. Hope it dies in the next 5 years

>>149191479
Trashcans

>>149191570
only reason it could be heard is because everyone's so quiet. both things gary likes so so much.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>149191547
Gary can't go to Edmonton anymore.

Who gets a team first: AAtlanta, Hamilton, Hartford, Houston, Kansas City, Phoenix or Quebec City?

>>149191593
He's really gonna win the smythe

>>149191593
first what

>>149191491
crosby practices semen retention while mcdavid is a pervert

he won

>>149191595
>Better hope you get drafted to the team allowed to cheat with penalties or your career will end cupless!
But enough about Dallas.

>>149191595
Ok. Bye!

>>149191479
They should be the thrashers again. Logo and jerseys always went hard.

>>149191540
>the players are canadian
yeah :)

>>149191479
atlanta nordiques so they don't have to change their after the inevitable

>>149191612
player
we're talking about hockey players

>>149191479
Atlanta Failures (again)

>>149191615
Yeah, I'm sure that faggot retains all the semen in his stomach.

So what are the odds McDavid stays at Oilers? Contract up next year

>be leastern "conference"
>five years straight have had a team from florida in the final
>win 4 times with the other winner being from las vegas
K W A B
W
A
B

>>149191621
When does he give himself the Messier haircut?

>>149191449
Sad!

I had a rough day at the gym. I suck at benching and need my coach

>hurrr you can’t like hockey because it doesn’t snow where you live!
Man you guys are fags, as if any of actually touched the ice

>>149191659
that chinless sperg doesn't have the balls to dip out after getting draisaitl to resign

>>149191621
Auston "Bud" Matthews

>>149191479
I think their boomer hockey fans down there are enough of a stakeholder that they won't change the name on them. The team was dogshit and a total failure and they never won a playoff game but it was probably supported better than people remember.

>>149191666
its 6 straight

i thought the oilers were gonna win it for the hyman

>>149191636
Cope seethe dilate HONK HONK

>>149191606
I can't tell you about the Canadian cities, but for the US probably Houston or Atlanta

>>149191659
There’s already whispers that McDavid will go to the Columbus Blue Jackets, he really loves Ohio

OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD

>>149191678
just grip and dip baby

>>149191666
>Soft pussys so irrelevant even their Cup was forgotten
JEN

>>149191703
projecting again are we? :)

>>149191623
Leave Dallas alone

>>149191491
cope he scored a goal today

tkachuk kinda zesty...

>oh my god oh my god oh my god
-1000 aura

New Orleans Jazz

>>149191659
I think he won't sign until they trade for a starter

>OH MY GOD! >OH MY GOD! >OH MY GOD! >OH MY GOD! >OH MY GOD! >OH MY GOD! >OH MY GOD! >OH MY GOD! >OH MY GOD!
Has he never seen a goal get scored before?

>>149191700
>community hebrew

>>149191689
As if everyone doesn't just play in a fucking rink anyways

>>149191696
They had great sweaters.
Makes me want to get some of those crab chips.

fuckin snoozefest

>>149191700
>wants to go to harvard, yale or uni of toronto
What's his obsession with being surrounded by browns?

lord please let the rat get a hat trick

1993 bros...

>>149191718
Yeah, I'd say you're projecting pretty hard

>>149191700
>89 per cent academic average

Get your numbers up bozo

>sub 20 shots for either game

>>149191712
Thanks for the advice

>>149191774
>n-n-n-no u
haha yeah he fumin :)

COME THE FUCK ON

RATTRICK IMMINENT

Imagine playing for a Canadian team and thinking you could ever possibly beat him

GET THE RAT TRICK

Gary activated the magnets

1993 bros surely we are safe once again right.

According to ESPN Mcdavid is supposed to be the LeBron of hockey

>>149191718
HOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK HOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>149191723
>4 to 1
>lose second Stanley final series in a row
lol, lmao.

>>149191718
but enough about you

>>149191796
You're a year too late.

>>149191769
Don't worry, 4nations posters will be back.

Ironheart looks lame

>>149191731
>forever cucked by utah
kinda based desu

can an american even score on an empty net? ahahaha :)

nothing happens

>>149191790
Do you think I'm the first anon you were replying to or something? Are you fucking retarded or something?

>>149191479
Some team should be called the Atlantiques for funnies.

Is it true that no captain has ever lost back to back finals?

4 Nations bros...is America getting our revenge?

I hope we get leaked audio/footage of McMuffin’s melty tonight

>>149191761
An ivy league degree sets you up for life

>kittie2

Why do zoomers look like this?

Oilers will win the next two. It is written.

>>149191845
do you think you posted anything other than >no u? or are you retarded? :)

>>149191859
>implying he needs it with his (((ancestry)))

No offense fellow old 90s wings bandwagoners but the fact Flarduh got half their team by trading away draft picks really has me rethinking this whole Yzerplan draft bullshit

Leafbros what sunbelt team are you bandwagoning next year?

cory perry a day late and a dollar short as usual

IT WAS 4-1

Too little too late Canada

>perry and marchand are the best players on their respective teams
based oldbros

>it was 4-1

OLD MAN PERRY SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>149191784
seriously though what are you having trouble with

old man perry does it again!

the ice cats are simply the better team

>>149191848
al abour lost 3 in a row with my blues

>>149191878
It's a 10 year plan, trust the process.

I feel physically sick. How do people go through this every year?

UH OH STINKY

lol, who in last thread said they cant do anything w/o perry?
u wuz right

why do they keep showing that african?

>>149191873
Nah. The plot twist in this year’s script is we never get to game 7

Canadian bros, how do you feel about the fact that you guys haven’t won a Stanley Cup in like 30 years

why do they keep showing the basketball american in the stands

>>149191865
Chimp prevention

real boomer hockey in these finals

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kittysisters?????

STOP THE COUNT

OH SHIT OH SHIT

KITTYBROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY?

>>149191923
goal 6

>>149191902
arbour*

>>149191875
Yes, I did post something other than that, you fucking retard. Glad we're in agreement that you're a projecting retard, though.

if nothing else that was a good morale booster for the soilers in getting past bob twice with how shit they've been

they can get 2 goals in 3 minutes bros... I BELIEVE!

>Perry and Marchand both scoring again
Are true hockey players going extinct? zoomers don’t have the passion necessary for greatness.

>>149191918
Canadian teams have a had a combined 205 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since.

corey perry scores an important goal, don't think anyone needs to check his nationality :)

SSSSSSCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRR

G A R Y 'E D

If they actually tie it 4-4 this game is rigged

This is the most boring 6 goal game. Last game was so much better

>>149191912
Negro worship

Someone had better reverse that webm of the guy taking off the Oilers jersey.

SCAR AGAIN
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149191893
zoomers can't compete with 30+ millennial chads

scar sum fuckin goals

>>149191970
I liked the one with alexis lafreniere re-entering the ping-pong ball

>>149191951
Wait sorry it’s actually Canadian teams have a had a combined 204 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since. but it will be 205 soon.

>>149191970
Kek

>>149191951
That is extremely sad. No wonder they hate us kek

that was a horrible icing

>>149191943
>y--y-yes I posted something v-very important!
haha retard american :)

>mcgarbage

>>149191898
Set up and form. I changed gyms after 4+ years at my old one and now struggle with form

>milfs behind oilers bench

>>149191970

the rat is on the ice
I repeat
the rat is on the ice

Ahem

>>149192013
jej

all 6 goals scored by canadians again by the way

>>149192013

>>149192019
I smell a hat trick

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>149192013
JEN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT ANOTHER OVERTIME

>nirvana
why do they keep playing this timmy shit? play nba youngboy or something.

>>149192013
based

>>149192019

>5oilers

Local taxes, governance, climate, and management definitely plays a part in where players want to play. It's a Canada vs USA thing whether you want to admit it or not.

>>149192002
Never said it was important, you fucking retard.

KWAB

>>149192032
x6 more goals than Canadians scored against Denmark by the way

well I can shut this shit off thank god

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>149192013
cool

Does Gary dare to dream of ANOTHER Garytime?

>it was 4-2

>>149192032
>all 6 goals scored by canadians again by the way

>>149192048
I wouldn't want to live in this dump of a post national state either.

>>149191951
"Doing the math" on it is actually kind of scary. The league is only ~20% Canadian so every year you have an ~80% chance of an American cup, but if you raise .8 to the power of 31 to simulate that kind of event happening 31 years in a row, your chances, to quote Scott Steiner, "drastic go down"

>Brad Marchad mogging Connor McDoodoohead

>>149192013
Now take it off again

always next year, canada.

>mcfinished
>mcfaggot
>mcneverbetterthancrosby

>next game isnt until fucking tuesdat

>”and that silence is the crowd, here in Edmonton”

If I’m a Florida Panther I want that on my grave

SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

L A KENNY ROGERS R O A S T ER E N E N

It's over

KWAB

LMAO

>both teams I rooted for lost this weekend
Thinking of just ending it all

LUOSTRAINEN SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS

>mcoverrated

>evan poos hard

>day of the rake on tuesday
tybg

bob takes a bullet for the president and goal 7

>>149192089
*silences

are the oilers the buffalo bills?

>>149192049
>i-i never s-said that!
lmao crying pussy :)

>>149192104
Retard

has it ever been this over?

There isn't a single player on the Oilers I am going to look at after this and say "I really don't like the team but I really wish he won the cup".

>>149192088
good. both teams are clearly exhausted tonight. both played like shit, this was a terrible game. give them a long rest.

C H I C K E N

M
C
N
U
G
G
E
T
S

SASSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND EDMONTON SCORES THE 3 FOR 1 MULTI GOAL AND THIS GAME IS TIED

>>149192115
bob is based

>is it skinner?
>yes
SKINCHADS
WE BACK IN

mcfaggot legacy status??

>>149192117
Either works to be honest

Are all goalies as good as Officer Bob or am I just watching the fucking GOAT? He's too good

be Oilers
won two games
in overtime

INDIA LOSES
CANADA AND FINLAND AND THE USA WIN

So this just confirms that McDavid will never see a championship

>>149191970

DON'T GO BACK TO SKINNER RETARDS

>>149192126
Yeah

Kulak literally just did a Mighty Ducks knucklepuck

>>149192134
MULTI-PUCK!
MULTI-PUCK!
MULTI-PUCK!
MULTI-PUCK!

>>149192130
Not even Evander Kane?

>>149192126
last year

even the finns are scoring, surely an american will step up and pot one next game...

>every time they zoom in on the canadian fans

>>149192115
BOBROVSKY YOU'RE GETTING PROMOTED

>>149192048
trvke, every red state championship is illegitimate

>>149192115
classic bob playing fast and loose again

at least the fans didnt leave early
unlike those florida fair weather fans

dude wtf i though calvin pickard was going to reverse edmontons fortunes he's so good
pffffFFFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAAH

MAD CUZ BAD

>>149192079
based

>>149192150
pickard was mediocre at best tonight
the dude is fantastic at steadying a sinking ship but he's not cut out to start
might as well coinflip with skinner

why did americantskates spend their entire saturday night cheering on canadians and finns?

>>149192122
Perry is

S T E V I E

S
K
I
N
N
F
U
T
E

>Alberta BTFO
>My Abbotsford Nucks are winning the Calder Cup
Feels good.

>>149192032
USA USA
meow

>3-2 series
>Edmonton barely scraped out their 2 wins
We all know who the better team is

Oilels have to start Skinner in G6, right?

>>149192087
damn i should have been on these threads in 2016-2017 scf
bet it was absolute kino

>>149192145
He will sign with the Rangers on the advice of Lady MacBeth

Marchand will win the Conn Smythe

>>149192159
Especially Evander Kane.

>>149192203
based

SOON

>depressed dyed mohawk Edmonton retard
Based

>>149192194
they need a better goalie

uhm excuse me? there was 5 seconds left and they ended it prematurely, so I declare a mistrial, redo the game please

>>149192195
Why do you watch your teams lose kwab

>>149192180
It's the last game in Edmonton.

>>149192195
canada and finland are the only two countries in the world where hockey is the top sport

>>149192137
>>149192150
maybe they'll put jeff skinner in the net

perry and marchand mogging literally everyone else should have the rest of these teams considering suicide. the oldest players of the entire bunch blowing them all out of the water

kwab

Canada wut habbed???

Bros, I know it was a blowout but those last 3 minutes had my heart rate up. I actually love this sport now.

>>149192020
Can someone explain what the 1993 meme means?

>>149192218
either him or bennett ez.

how much does bennett get next season?

>>149192203
>have to brag about the minor leagues cup because you'll never win the stan lee
KWAB

>>149192173
>>149192180

>>149192226
they knew that after last year yet here we are again

SARS CUP WILL RETURN THIS YEAR GANESH WILL DENY THOSE ARROGANT AMERIC- ACK

Huomenta but the opposite
Can I have a good night huggy please?

>>149192237
>better practice my hand motions for what I will be doing later tonight

>>149192207
This is the sad truth. Florida has had 2 games now where they clearly dominated. Oilers need overtime for both their wins, and it easily could have gone the other way.

Unless Edmonton pulls magic out of their ass, the cup is staying with Florida. It's a good series though.

I got all three for my Tims Hockey Challenge

>>149192238
they hebben en serious problem

EAT SHIT CANADA

>>149192254
>dad opened my damn package

>>149192254
Not cool. We don't tolerate homophobia on /sp/ much less /hoc/

>>149192272
*pisses on your bed*

>>149192237
And a rat tail. The irony

Way to blow it you pathetic losers

>better than your team
It's cup or bust.
You don't win the cup you're no better than us, every player knows this.

>>149192237
Who is this fag and why are they always showing him for every game?

>>149192218
Marchand has gotta be one of the best deadline pickups in the modern history of the league

>>149192235
yet crosby and patty kane became shit the second they turned 30

Canabros: if you aren't an Oilers fan, are you still cheering for them to beat thec urse?

What is the excuse this time Oilels?

>>149192251
>Some sunbelt literal who memes about the Calder Cup
UUH LE BASED??? SNOWBELT BTFO?????
>I meme about the Calder Cup
k-kwab....

KYS and TY4YC

It doesn't matter who the oilers put in net, the result will be the same. Florida is just better.

Based rat. Get cucked Soilers.

Just got to Boston Pizza and there's a disappointing amount of Oilers jerseys in the crowd. I wanted more losers to chirp with my cat ears on.

>>149192259
BLUDDY BASTERD BICH

and zoomers lose again

>>149192283
What are you talking about? Panthers are Canada’s team.

>>149192247
The first year of the Florida Panthers

>>149192319
nah f the oilers

>oilers can only win in overtime
>florida have 2 absolute blowouts
rmyt

is being the home team even an advantage in the NHL?
I swear in these playoffs the away team wins literally most of time

I got a headache from the sauna

>>149192307
Oilers superfan McMullet

>>149192123
we don't sign our posts here lad

>>149192322
Nobody watches that shit. Literally just a feeder league

>>149192079
OUR RAT

>>149192319
I want the Oilers to win next year when Albertchewan is independent

>Barely hold on for a win at the last possible second
>Get fucking undressed in losses
This Oilers team is garbage.

imagine having the best player alive and zero cups because you refuse to get a goalie lol

>>149192319
Hell no. Losing two straight finals couldn't happen to a better team

>>149192250
If he doesn't end up getting $10m it will be because he doesn't want it.

>>149192351
I got a head ache from your mom sucking my cock dry

>>149192319
Fuck no. I'd rather the curse go on than the oilers be the one to break it. I have no loyalty to other canadian clubs just because of where they show up on a map.
The only time I care about Canada winning is in international competitions

>could've been modern day Gretzky
>ends up modern day Dionne

>Game 6 in Florida
>Cup in the building
>Edmonton needs to win in the loudest barn in the league
Uh, yeah. Good luck with that

>>149192247
It’s year 1 BG (before Gary)

>>149192374
they don't know how to build a team

>all according to plan

>>149192374
crosby has won three cups, idiot.

>>149191479
atlanta rolls

Bradley for conn smythe

2 time Stanley Cup champion Roberto Luongo.

>>149192211
Sure.

If only they hadn't had twelve months to fix their goalkeeping, but alas.

hyvää yötä bros

>>149192322
Your fake cup is fought over by future 7th round draft busts, KWAB
Might as well brag about winning a peewee hockey league cup

>>149192319
only redditors

>>149192392
>in the loudest barn in the league
that's Carolina

>>149192319
No, because I'm not a faggot.

>>149192237
What a faggot lol

>>149192410
Good for him he deserves it

If any Canadian femboys want to move here I am willing to marry you so that you can get citizenship.

>>149192272
G night

>>149192392
>Panthers
>Loudest Barn
Not even close

>>149192432
Eat cock randy

the rat with five goals on the road this series

.

>>149192079
>kittycats have kept Connor "generational talent" McDavid to one goal over 5 games plus OT
>oilels have no answer for a 37 year old rat

>>149192350
it's like 55-45 at most which is barely distinguishable as an average retard watching games

>>149192428
what the FUCK

What's he thinking right now?

>>149192390
He needs to stop simping for that Astolfo bussy.

>>149192390
Sad!

>>149192319
how many times do i have to tell you newfag ive hated the soilers longer than youve even been alive

>>149192392
Uhhh they just did that in Game 4 retard?????????????
>loudest barn in the league
Libraries are loud?

>entire dressing room cheering for marchad when he enters
holy kino

Sportsnet shows the watch party in Florida after the game.

KITTY POWER

>starting your backup after your teams shit play was what got your starter pulled
>lose the game and probably the series because of it
is Knoblicker a retard?

>>149192350
No. North American fans are plastic as shit and don't give any home ice advantage to their teams.

>>149192460
“I’m gay”

>>149192449
>That's it. That's the post.
>still writes more

>>149192449
I was fresh out of salt, thanks

>>149192460
uhh gotta relax and uhh play your best game and uhh

>>149192428
True flames fans would never do this.

>>149192432
Soulless
>>149192443
Who does it louder?

Atlanta is currently building an NHL only stadium in South Forsyth lol hope they steal one of these loser Canadian teams this time instead of the other way around THE SOUTH OWNS HOCKEY

>>149191291 (OP)
Mcdavid is PURE FRAUD
Getting outplayed by Chad Marchand

>>149192449
Everyone fucking soles, even McFraud and Draishitter

>>149192449
Hockey's one of the few sports where doping impedes your performance

>>149192432
If the islanders are in town

Corey Perry doesn't deserve this fate.

>>149192254
you are a severly confused indivdual

>>149192449
Add this to the wheel, lmao

>>149192319
leave Canada and you will win the cup

>>149192460
>where is the nearest bar

>>149192449
Honestly it might just be the Dairy Queen. Have you tried the peach cobbler blizzard? So good

>>149192449
I'm also doping after a PANTHERS WIN

one to go

>>149192460
"Not my Oilers"

>>149192474
Dats rite!
GARY WILL NOT SAVE THE SOILERS

KWAB of the decade

>loses 5 straight finals in a row
>lost to Tampa twice in a row only to sign them them and proceed to lose with them too
>signs to the team with the best player in the world and still can't win
>having his best playoff run ever at age 40 and still can't win

>>149192449
this has to be in the post

>>149192477
Sure about that bud?

>>149192460
>This one's for you, Mr. President! Happy Birthday!

>That'll be 7 years x $8.5m AAV + tip
Is Toronto really going to do it?

>>149192567
*Amerant

>>149192449
tbf I said this about the last time the Giants were good in baseball when Posey was on his last legs cos there was just no way they'd been shit for years and then suddenly got gud 1 years right at the end of all their careers

>>149192555
CHEKD AND KEKD

>>149192410
Glad he didn't win with a leaf team.

>>149192449
Why do the Panthers piss Reddit off so bad? It’s gotta be Trump, it’s the only explanation, these losers have to inject their gay politics into everything

>>149192449
Definitely juicing

>>149192574
Any team would be lucky to have him. As good as a 1st overall pick can get, has the cups and everything.

>>149192555
Trips of curse.

Growling noises in 6!

>>149192443
Loudest by a long shot!
https://www.msn.com/en-in/money/topstories/florida-panthers-fans-break-guinness-world-record-for-loudest-roar-amid-nhl-goal-horn-controversy/ar-AA1GAWkI

>>149192555
he didnt sign with the penguins thoughbeit

>>149192374
theyre about to give Bouchard a massive contract so I doubt theyre getting a better goalie

>>149192522
>Buffalo Bills, Minnesota Vikings losses?
>No problem

>>149192460
"Damn I'm the only reason this franchise was relevant huh, I really am the GOAT"

>>149192460
">mcfaggot"

>>149192474
moar coconut

what is EDM's biggest issue right now

>Scores a garbage time goal
>"I did my part"

>>149192477
Only in entertainment leagues like the NHL that price out soul with their ticket prices. Home ice in the CHL is a huge deal.

>>149192567
based florida men

>>149192623
Well shit

>>149192555
I can't think of a more deserving player.

>>149192650
nobody trusts drugs from strangers anymore, real downer

>>149192555
Digits confirm KWABOTD

>>149192392
>loudest barn

>>149192650
defencemen scared of being hit

>>149192650
tendy

>>149192567
>leafs introduced to SEC land
They don't even know puck btw lol

>>149192636
Do Canadians support border state nfl teams?

>>149192449
>still competing against 20 year-olds
who the fuck is 20 on the oilers? lmao
Oilers are literally the oldest team in the league

this manga fucking sucks why couldn't we get something good like Haikyu or Blue Lock?

>>149192555
>signs to the team with the best player in the world

>>149192704
time to jork it to some hentai

>>149192567
Couldnt handle the bantz. Especially for that fucking embarrassing game 3 you gotta just roll with the punches or at least riff with the guys calling you a faggot. Guaranteed if he showed some spine and just had a good time despite the shit performance of the oilers on ice it woulda been fine

>>149192567
>this is the same kind of fag that'll claim the panthers have no fans on twitter and in youtube comments

>>149192695
I know of Canadian Bills and Lions fans, there's probably ones for the rest of them too.

>>149192650
Reliance on AI and fear of taking chances is stifling musical creativity

>>149192704
not the first time he's had a fap in the locker room while crying

>>149192742
kek

>>149192416
you too buddy :)

>>149192695
Tons of Bills fans from that weird part of Ontario, and maybe the Seahawks get people from Vancouver?

If you are driving from thunder bay to minneapolis to watch the vikings lose in the snow you should just give up and donate your brain to science

>>149192650
They have no goaltending
They have shit defence
They have no depth scoring
They get nothing out of their best players

>>149192695
i'm a canadian mets and jets and nets fan

Do the Oilers have a third goaltender that doesn’t suck?

>>149192650
Not getting pucks in deep and turning it over.

>>149192704
Dig in status?

>>149192740
Yeah I'm a Lions fan.

>>149192410
Is two Stanley Cups enough to forget about his humiliation ritual?

>>149192416
Sleep well Kimi

I can't believe Gary is going to make this go 7

>>149192802
>>149192802

>>149192650
Nonexistent defense, goaltending, and depth.
It's McDrai versus the world.

>>149192767
At this point they should just take some local dude and sign him for 1 game. Better chances winning like that, Skinner and Pickard are both fucking shit

>>149192765
bet

I honestly never wanna hear another maplenigger cry about sunbelt teams "attendance" anymore. Oilers and leafs both bail out of the building just the same as tampa did when they lost. You are literally no better. Like congrats you pay stupid money to watch shit teams lose and leave early.

>>149192650
No depth, goaltending, defense, or non-black top6 wingers for the meme duo

>>149192650
nothing in particular its just that FLA seems to be a bit better
i wouldnt count EDM out just yet but their only wins were in OT close calls, one of them FLA's own fault for a dumb penalty
meanwhile FLA's wins 2/3 were dominating

>>149192804
doesnt make up for his 2011 choke job no sure why r*ddit like him so much

>>149192811
>8 posts early

>>149192695
Fags in Toronto do but the rest of Canada support their CFL team

>>149192574
>Toronto keeps acquiring heartless bums from former championship teams thinking that those guys will help them win instead of just being yet more overpaid passengers

>>149192842
He's funny on twitter

>Panthers suck at home
>Oilers suck at home
Why?

>>149192759
Panthers have a ridiculous 9 forwards with 15 pionts. Nobody has come close to that record, even in the Gretzky era. Fact this is going to game 6 proves everything you said wrong.

>>149192826
Oilers "fans" are pakis, not Canadians.

>>149192826
LOL, rent free. What a dumb thing to get passionate about. How do you talk to women?

>>149192943
>>149192945
Silence mapleniggers

>>149192945
That’s just how Americans are. They’re weird

What would happen if the Oily Vikings meet the Cup Lady?

>>149192649

>>149193082
thanks fren

>>149192567
Middle of nowhere. There's a mall across the street and a bar just down the road, wtf is this guy talking about?

>>149193168
Nah he’s right. Sawgrass sucks.

>>149192704
masturbating wont make you feel better this time