Thread 211650966

Walking cat edish

>ai slop
End yourself

>>211650994
suck ma pixie dick ya chubby coon

>>211650923
Literally every time I’ve posted in /deutsch/ it’s been nothing but frogposting autism.

>>211650986
Are Tommy is a true patriot
Even led a large angry gang of anti immigration England fans straight into a line of police and Muslims then conveniently slipped away into an MI5 arranged taxi

>>211651017
2010 ahhh video

nth for /cuteboys/

>>211651031
And then slipped away to his favorite country (israel)

>>211651020
Yes they like frogs for some reason. And they like to call Brits "Inselaffen" (island monkeys)

*enters thread*

What support to Israel am I giving exactly
>uhmm your taxes give them weapons or something
I don't get a choice in paying taxes to begin with why would I somehow get a choice in what they go to

>>211651083
Rorke's motor

>>211651079
More like incelaffen

>>211651079
Brits have ran rings around them for centuries

going to be real pissed off if the bible is right and i burn in hell there's no more evidence for anything it says than any other religion

>>211650966 (OP)
All Migrants should be moved to the houses of left-wing people, and shipping container housing put in streets that vote Labour/Green/LibDem. All pro-immigration people should have their front doors removed and their addresses handed to the men getting off the boats at Dover.

Remember Woginson posted an AI slop image of British soldiers walking INTO the sea on d-day and when someone pointed out his AI image was fucked he replied they were 'going to collect the casualties'

>>211651122
you are lost in sin my brother

>>211651122
I often think about what it's like being an atheist. It's actually mental. They seriously believe that when they die that nothing happens, everything ends. So fucking grim, no wonder they are such degenerate and destructive people.

True British patriots burn swastika flags with their LEGAL Sikh friends and fly israeli flags at the Koran book burning festival

>>211651145
Fucking roaring

Some faggot kept constantly eyeing me up in the charity shop. Caught him crotch watching me too

catberg dreaming

>>211651130
people on the dole should be forced to play chess all day

>>211651122
Does the biblos have a burning place of suffering? Thought that was dante's fanfic

What does this retard even do? Claims to be a health and fitness/lifestyle guru but as far as I can tell is entirely mediocre in every aspect of fitness
At least your mike thurstons are actually jacked

>>211651164
what a mong our Tommy is

just remembered a funny story haha

>the nurse tells you that its nice to see you again
why cant she just be horrible to me, would save me the embarrassment of a 24 year old virginoid not knowing how to respond

got my willy out

>>211651217
the 5 inch BWC, is it

>>211651153
so you admit the only reason you believe in an afterlife is because you're terrified of the alternative?

>>211651199
let's hear it then

>>211651195
Not even close to having a single detail of a clue as to who this person is that you've posted

>>211651211
not funny
>>211651199
funny
>>211651217
funny

>>211651173
lucky you

>>211651211
It's Greek, lad

-2 tings wandering outside

>>211651233
why would you be terrified of nothing

>>211651153
not an atheist as i dont think something came from nothing by complete coincidence i think we're in a simulation or there is a god but im just saying id be pissed off if i go to hell for not following a certain religion

>>211651195
He's good looking. That's what he does. Be good looking.

the lion fucks the other lion

>>211651269
blehh

>>211651195
Bro has a proceeding hairline

>>211651235
nah you had to be there

>>211651264
bit gay

>>211651164
If they knew what present day UK would look like they would have ran into the ocean

>>211651268
i don't know, he was the one that said it's "So fucking grim"

>>211651285
what's your story?

>>211651300
not a funny story then, just a funny memory

>>211651185

43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

46 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:

48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

>>211651269
corrr who's this

Thanks Allah there is one British survivor

>>211651264
stacy when timmy enters her

>>211651357
what are you playing at

>>211651359
it's a non-fiction story

>>211651363
ok that's scary

>>211651374
>Vishwas Kumar Ramesh

>Ahmedabad Police Commissioner GS Malik told news agency ANI there was one survivor, who was in seat 11A on board the Boeing 787-8 Dreamliner flight.

>The flight manifest shared earlier by authorities says the passenger in seat 11A was Vishwash Kumar Ramesh, and that he is British

>>211651374
it was bald and bankrupt

>>211651407
propper lad are vishwash

>>211651382
working hard or hardly working?

>>211651416
blessed

>>211651407
BRING OUR LAD VISHWASH HOME

>>211651385
well if it's not funny when told as a story, it's not a funny story is it?

>>211651122
the new testament has contradictory and inconsistent accounts for divine punishment. most of them involve annihilationism which is not eternal damnation or suffering.
what you're describing was decided many years after the bible was written (and added post-hoc)

Imagine there's a gay man following you - anon, around
you're straight, you're not attracted to this gay man, but he's harmless whatever.
this gay man helps you achieve your dream
pays your rent
pays for food
gives you emotional support

do you let him fuck you up the ass?

visa wash kumar ramshackle sex arse on order

>>211651403
>>211651407
quintessentially british

>>211651443
it's funny if i tell it to the people who were there

>>211651456
no but i might wank him off

>Vishwash Kumar Ramesh
Just said that out loud and my carpet starting floating

So let me get this right you can be a good man your whole life never hurt another soul and never do anyone any harm but God still sends you to the hell fire if it turns out his is real after you didn't believe in him? This guy sounds like a real arsehole.

>>211651496
looooooooooooolllll

>>211651407
HOLY FUCKING BASED

BRING OUR BOY HOME

SIR SADIQ HAS A PROPERTY IN TOWER HAMLETS WITH YOUR NAME ON IT VISHWASH

>>211651487
that's not telling a story that's reminiscing

>>211651456
Asking for you dad?

Why didn't he use his powers to levitate the aeroplane?

>>211651496
sconlrkning

>>211651496
xsuafcakooi

>>211651388
you know the new testament of the bible was written in greek

>>211651281
Just find it funny the bloke is a health guru and is weaker than me when I drink like a fish and never say no to a cheeky bag or an eccie

>>211651496
kin ell how did he do it?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1l9nb7x/vishwash_kumar_ramesh_the_miracle_lone_survivor/

where was he sat?

>>211651519
nah cos they were pissed up and don't remember the events properly

Calling Up Mark Now

A Sequel is on the books

VISHWASH THE GOAT

I MEAN

VISHWASH THE COW

RIP brave jet setters

I read that someone missed the plane

>>211651613
>fiongal

>>211651618
Yeah it was Seth MacFarlane

luh waves done

their own fault for using Air India. just asking to be killed quite frankly

When Brits complain about Bulgarians and Romanians, do they mean gypsies or actual Bulgarians and Romanians? or perhaps they don't make the difference?

>>211651655
that's the scary thing innit they were flying to london

>>211651660
They're all gypsies to me

>>211651646
ziedbelg's crush

>>211651677
Dracula is going to kill you

>>211651646
not showering with the other cronem today?

Did you know Seth MacFarlane was supposed to be onboard a London-bound Air India plane carrying 242 people which crashed shortly after take-off in Ahmedabad, western India? But he missed the flight as he was feeling ill from smelling all the indians around him and stayed in the hotel room.

>>211651555
come on mate tell us the story please

>>211651711
Brian the dog

>>211651711
lel

>>211651711
Did you know he has a voice like Frank Sinatra?

>>211651729
you had to be there

>>211651660
Romani

>>211651711
this is the real tragedy

>>211651751
can't wait to see the all singing all dancing bollywood movie made in his honour in a few years

>>211651751
they should make the whole plane out of him

It's just dark humour deal with it

>>211651789
tunage

>>211651762
come on maaaate

>>211651751
so was he one of the ones sitting in the plane or one of the ones hanging onto the roof?

Overheard a drunk girl and gay guy complimenting my arse last night. It is so beginning!

>>211651800
Bradley's cum face

>>211651837
he was in the loo, evolution at work

further to my last point its actually not fair either that some people got to see jesus die and know if he came back to life or not while everyone else has to take their word for it

>>211651835
we're you there?

I despise the human race. Old age and violent deaths and decay are our punishment for being alive. Filthy parasites the lot HATE RAGE HATE

>>211651785
A few years? This is Bollywood they're filming it next week

pffft, what you gonna do, crucify me?

>>211651897
take a chill pill

>>211651708
we dont shower together

>>211651857
is it a good arse?

>>211651857
Post arse

Another day in my piece of shit retard incel freak life

>>211651893
let's say i was there

>>211651930
I have done plenty of squats, but I've never checked it out myself tbqh.

>>211651925
you are not black but you are gay

Ofcom status?

>>211651925
but you said they were in the shower and they were making a mess with their batons swinging

>>211651960
which one were you?

>>211651975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcpd0lhYMQI

>>211651975
coming over and smashing your modem into a thousand pieces at the start of next month

I hate that jew lickspittle Sinatra
If I ever hear his music irl I ask to have it turned off or changed to something else

/int'/s new obsession is here
As usual it's a screenshot of a tweet

>>211651992
yes i did, but i didnt say that they showered in one communal shower

>>211652017
Ezekiel 1:15-21

>>211652036
you know a lot about how they shower and seem to think about it all the time

>>211652010
the... drunk one

>>211652088
haha lad you had a nightmare that night lol. You don't wanna be reminded of it

>>211652017
this really is how it feels

Got some morning wood. Woke up thinking about money. Dollar bills. Need to make some. Somebody will hand me an envelope today

POV: you sacrificing yourself to protect your sister from the jizya tax

>>211651496
Lol

>>211652121
I was the less drunk one. Remind me what happened.

>>211651496
LOL

>>211652178
corr would scran that all in one go with a 2L of Cola because I'm a right fat fucking cunt

>>211652121
haha right...

>>211652170
hahaha lad you ended up having a shocker as well when you got home. Sure you remember lol

imagine the smell on a plane from india to london with 250 indians curry farting for 12 hours in an enclosed space

>>211652178
The always look the same
I want to know if there's a takeaway pizza food factory

>>211652189
rorke seething at this image while refusing to make any real effort to meet a women that would have children with him

>>211652036
it sounded like they were definitely in the same room. maybe there were shower cubicles but you said something about a mirror and a camera which must have been outside the shower cubicles and they were still naked then because they were filming their batons

Bad day to be a nice cold pack of morettis yes lads

SCHOOOOOOOOOOLS
OUT
FOR
SUMMER!!!

>>211652222
Ah yes the solution to a million Indians a year is a million others a year
Stick to the comments section of pornhub

i think passenger ships are gonna make a comeback

>>211652222
I don't want to sound racist but I'd rather die without an heir than be responsible for creating more nigger hellspawn

thinking about that time I was a 20 and my gf cheated on me but I forgave her after she cried about it only for her to do it again a few months later but break up with me for him that time

>>211652254
stools out for summer would have been better

aha yeah is that the scat spam using the paedophile frontend again?

>>211652264
Hope so

>>211652256
true the real solution is seething about it in your smelly childhood bedroom because no women would take an interest in a creepy little mongo cunt like you

>>211652304
Okay so when are you going back to your tripcode

>>211652290
you don't get it do you

nah im inventing teleportation

Man’s off to the UK, gonna be a roadman, wallahi senpai.

>>211652033
Theres literally no defending this
A black mark that will follow the UK forever

never had a gf but I'd probably kill myself if i got cheated on

>>211652318
pure satire?

>>211652275
FUCK SAKE

Do bongs eat breakfast burritos? They are the greatest thing ever

>>211652372
How'd you know?

>>211652372
You ever tire of your boring posts that no one actually wants to read or respond to in a meaningful way?

>>211652372
not in general but my dad used to make them occasionally one weekends and they were goated

I've been walkin' these streets so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway
Where hustle's the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the snow in the rain

There's been a load of compromising
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone

>>211652383
I think you have me mistaken, i make good posts. I salvage /brit/ threads. I uplift the hearts of men.

Well, I really don't mind the rain
And the smile can hide all the pain
But you're down when you're ridin' the train that's takin' the long way
And I dream of the things I'll do
With a subway token and a dollar tucked inside my shoe

There'll be a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone

>>211652335
the purest

>>211652403
>>211652434
don't enjoy this at all

>asked before but nobody really answered:

what does it mean if I got headbutted on the right temple and had headache for three days, and now 18 years later I have a drooping eyelid on that side of my face, my jaw clenches uncontrollably sometimes whilst chewing, I sometimes see flashing lights without any outside stimulation, feel no sensation on the right side of my head when orgasming or smoking or drinking like I do on the left/centre, I get headaches in the same temple more than anywhere else on my head/forehead, often feel like something is throbbing, etc? it'll be okay, right?

>>211652383
Do you have even one good post in this thread?

>>211651153
Why do you think there's an afterlife? What evidence is there of an afterlife?

>>211652459
it means go to the fucking doctor and ask them you actual moron, you might be literally about to die

>>211652451
I'm a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
I'm a rhinestone cowboy

just tried my own cum it’s fucking grim don’t know how girls eat that

>>211652459
Since these symptoms have persisted and seem to be worsening over time, I strongly recommend seeing a neurologist or specialist who can properly evaluate them. They could do imaging scans or nerve tests to get a clearer picture of what’s happening and help manage the discomfort.

why does the thread go to literal shit as soon as i arrive

>>211652459
sounds like brain damage unironically

>>211652509
thank you @grok saar

can we get the teenage girl navel spammer back?

undeniably HARD album cover

>>211652511
you're a targeted individual

>>211652508
only like it if i’m eating it from inside the gf or licking it off her tits

>>211652536
from the thumbnail i though that was a hoi4 screenshot

>>211652534
huh?

practically live off yogurt these days
it's just easy calories

>>211652546
grim

>>211652459
have someone headbutt you on your left temple, something must have gotten knocked out of place

>>211652536
somehow can just tell the music is terrible

>>211652560
poos must be grim as

reminder that 4chan is going to be blocked by ofcom

>>211652534
I'll boot up the 'puter soon after the melty ends. They are grown adult women btw

>>211652536
holy shit this is fucking awful

scorpions album covers

>>211652609
It's on Wikipedia but not allowed on 4chan? Wokeness gone mad I say.

>>211652596
what? why?

Gives me the fear knowing some overweight 30 year old is posting these videos
All the promise your parents saw in you, and you grew up to do this

well you know since what happened to mousey because of /brit/, maybe it's for the best

>>211652609
epic gimmick mate really hilarious and original being a literal pedo that spams child porn
your next gimmick should be jumping off a high building or taking a whole bottle of sleeping pills

>>211652634
Will never forgive those yids for ruining Anya and Sophie

>>211652645
Still never seen this fabled 'p you keep saying is posted here. You must be here every second of the day to have glimpsed it.

one of you who lives near their office should do a poo on ofcom's doorstep

>>211652630
no fibre and the consistency of it

>>211652680
okay

>>211652687
screenshotting this and sending to ofcom

Time for a coffee lads

Happy Soccer Aid Week everyone

are sophie.... ruined, butchered... for nothing....

‘member when niggas were earnestly saying everyone who got the covid vaccine was gonna drop dead in a year kek

Seen the video of the Indians crowding around a severed head all with their phones out to take a picture?

almost reminds me of the book 1984, by george orwell

Mad how everyone is a unique person inside their own head but nobody sees them the way they see themselves and everyone just judges them on how they look, sound or act based on the limited interactions they have with them in life.

>>211652740
any day now

>>211652715
Deano crap

>>211652728
She looks the same and she’s mine not yours

>>211652740
>>211652777
2 raped victims

>>211652772
If anyone saw inside my head I would be outcast from society or put in prison

I think in hindsight most people would choose not to get the vaccine if they could go back in time now

>>211652830
sanic the hedgehog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8
xD

The toenails are growing so quickly

I should have gone after those beastmen instead of vlad. Now they're going to raze Steimgart and and not even Gotrek and Felix can stop it

>>211652834
Been years now and you're still obsessed with Covid. You NEED to move on.
>y-you took the vax that why-
No I didn't. Leave your smelly bedroom you no-life friendless bore.

>>211652879
dismantled that cunt

Remember when the most authoritative people on earth said that the vaccine would stop the spread of covid and then it turned out it wasn't a vaccine but at best a pre-emptive experimental gene therapy treatment that marginally raised covid mortality rates in young people

spainmong not say smelly bedroom for 3 posts challenge

>>211652774
get a queen of spades tattoo on that navel and get her filled with jungle bbc

>>211652879
You seem a bit obsessed mate. Upset that you took a pointless vaccine and acted like a paranoid nutter for a year?

>>211652914
Spainlad doesn't post here anymore

smelly bedroom

getting 'CHVD LIFE' tatted across my navel

rorke using his sandevistan to harass brown people

>Book Influencer Dies at 36 in Fatal Stabbing Incident
ruby status?

>>211652961
leave me alone

Bit jealous of the Korean alphabet if I'm honest lads. They really figured that shit out and left the rest of us scrambling on how to pronounce words.

>>211652987
pfizer or moderna?

>>211652994
Mad how the north Korean race will exist in 100 years but the south Korean one wont because its an american colony and thus will be subjected to mass importation of africans and asians

Everyone wish my grandpap a happy birthday, he's 81 today

Diane, 4:36pm, June 12th. Entering the town of /brit/ peaks

Can't believe they crashed a plane just to distract everyone from what's going on in northern ireland

The white race? Heh, more like the shite race!

>>211653077
good post
>>211653078
we're about to nuke Iran to distract from Epstein and Hvnter biden's cock

>>211653077
there was a fish in the per-rorke-later

you fucked up again you let the devil in

>>211653063
get him a grandpap smear

The white race? I bet black people won that one!

>>211653095
The white race? You mean nascar?

>>211653134
feel like Romeo ~

>>211653109
snorted irl

>>211653165
hi how are you ~

Alri lads just woke up did I miss anything interesting in the world x

>>211653200
um hi im good wby :3

going to all the meetups on meetup.com with bloodshot eyes and a massive boner

>>211653208
im doing okay ^-^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIZt2PXl2Do

>>211652852
Brooo this meme is dank af XD

>>211653242
um thats good O-O

Based
BASED
no american or UK politician would ever do this

>>211653203
*surreptitiously kicks a smouldering dismembered jeet hand under the couch* um no

>>211653247
start replying to people on twitter with it then

Ooh baby do you know what that’s worth
White English should be jailed from birth

>>211653275
King of Evropa

Remember when meme was a word that your mum and sister didn't know and it was just pictures of animals on coloured backgrounds saying funny stuff?

>>211653296
dadberg still says me-me

>>211653328
Needs putting down

>>211653296
nanberg says may-may

Woke up to a dog tick suckling the nectar of life from the flesh over my heart
She left a mark from her kiss as I pulled her away

>>211653296
SCUMBAG STEVE
[BOTTOM TEXT)
canihazcheeseburger.com

>>211653346
Needs putting down

white stuff came out of my willy

I called up my loved ones, I called up my cousins
I called up the Muslims, said I'm 'bout to go dumb

>>211653375
Post your knob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ
*now try this*
the italian man did it

the grindr match is 18

>>211653432
>>211653432
>>211653432

>>211653422
howling at the first one

>>211653419
Corrr get his pipe in you pronto