Thread 212451272

Secular Buddhism edition

Rorke

Hey Rorke Rorke what's my name?

Would you volunteer to stay in northern France to patrol the beach early in the morning and slash any migrant boats you saw before they can set off?

boiling with rage now

Rorke

Four Poofs and a Piano; Uk Premiere of 'The Simpsons Movie' at the 02 Centre, Greenwich (2007)

Watching some clips of oasis live last night and Liam sounds a bit shit

Do they still make those temporary tattoos that come in chewing gum that you put on by holding a damp sponge on it for 5 minutes?

>Random Question
Anyone know if there is an archive or place i could find all editions of Nuts and Zoo magazine?

guffawing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTpmFN2kbjA&ab_channel=Jest

>>212451363
classic

Imagine how Israel would treat boat migrants who somehow managed to land on their shores
They'd keep them in prison detention camps before deporting them

>>212451231
why'd you wank 2 times before losing your v plates

the UK is a rotten corpse animated by the parasite of zionism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyGOmqk_XsQ

I don’t need to escape from samsara. Samsara needs to escape from me.

>>212451349
Most singers sound shit live when they're out of breath and they can't hide behind studio effects.

>>212451390
Because I knew she would be coming round and I knew it would help me last longer

secular buddhism sounds like a larp

>>212451412
might use this as advice
just know I'd spunk in nanoseconds if I ever came close to a fannois

Have my first date in nearly six years on the 15th, also the first time I've met anyone socially in five. Been on the verge of vomiting since arranging it, and my hands are shaking as I type this. I'm nearly thirty, and am still this much of a pussy/mental wreck. Wish me luck lads

>>212451453
g'luck m8

>>212451453
Go forth and conquer.

>>212451453
Make sure to talk about Zionism, Anime and the age of consent in various countries.

>>212451453
good luck lad, how you gonna manage on the day?

sucking a cider, chomping some nuts

>>212451453
pick an autistic nerd topic and lecture her lad

Just sneezed a huge snottage at my monitor lol

wassup pals

Just seen an AI ad for injury lawyers.
Worlds lost it lads.

rorkes biography

sucking an arseahi (brewed in italy)

speaking to muslims on /int/ and /sp/, nothing makes them angrier than assuming their countries are more conservative than they actually are
Some Uzbek was talking about his gilfriend, and I said I thought girlfriends were haram and muslims jumped straight to marriage, and he made some very hurtful comments towards me.

As if it's an act of insanity to assume muslim countries are conservative.

>>212451467
>>212451469
Ty lads
>>212451500
Shes Jewish and 24 - I'm not into teenagers.
>>212451506
I have no fucking idea, debating buying diazepam and taking it on the train there.
>>212451521
I do this on the phone a little, but its harder to get the words out irl. Ill try my best

>>212451361
reckon life would be different if I looked like that

tesr

A man has been sentenced after he "repeatedly and persistently" encouraged a vulnerable woman he met online to kill herself.

Tyler Webb, 23, connected with his victim on social media before asking the woman, who cannot be named, to harm herself for his own "sexual gratification".

any ultra zionist man in?

>>212451606
>diazepam
dangerous that lad, it mixes with alcohol and you'll be in a proper state after 2 drinks

>>212451453
WHY are you scheduling a date so far in advance?
How busy are your respective schedules that there's an entire fortnight between scheduling the date and the date itself?

We pack tight, like sardines inna tin, But di hope we carry, it always win. Di engine cough, di boat it sway, But England call, come what may. Di coast guard watch, dem try fi stop, But we slip through, we never drop. We reach di shore, di sand so white, Free house wait, everything alright!
Dem say it hard, dem say it tough, But mi know di game, mi know enough. Claim asylum, di papers done, Benefits flow, di battle won. Housing provided, a roof ova mi head, Food on di table, no need fi dread. Money inna pocket, a brand new start, Free education, playin' a part.
Di system weak, dem can't deny, A new life start, beneath di sky. Dem talk 'bout rules, dem talk 'bout laws, But mi get mi share, without a pause. So listen up, all who can hear, Dis migrant's story, loud and clear. We come fi win, we come fi stay, And enjoy di life, day by day!

>>212451383
that’s exactly what they do yeah

the people in power hate you and want you gone

>>212451679
ai slop wrote this because you're too thick and uncreative to come up with something yourself
you will always be belgium's inferior, mongo sidekick

>>212451629
>>212451682
>eww you have a jewish gf? gross!
said the 28 year old virgin

>Between 200 billion and 2 trillion galaxies in the observable universe
>An average of 100 million stars in each galaxy
>An average of 1 or 2 planets around each star
So the number of planets in the observable universe is around 20 - 400 quintillion

Surely life must exist on at least one other planet, somewhere

>>212451710
disturbing image

>>212451713
12 hour meltie incoming

rorke.... omdz...

>>212451653
I'm a reformed drug abuser, so I know for certain I can tolerate it. Just dont like the idea of needing a pill, feels deceptive.
>>212451660
I work the weekend next week, and I'm busy with mumberg today and tomorrow. Im sorry.

>>212451710
this slaps of trying to look dirtier and more degen than she actually is just to appeal to pathetic twitch paypigs

>>212451722
just democracy harder next time rorke :^ )

>>212451735
fairs, good luck x

>>212451732
what kind of a name for a muslim is scarlett
astagfirullah

>>212451716
I’m 32 actually.

>former drug addict thinks he should take hard antipsychotic medication to prepare for his first social interaction in five years
what could go wrong?

Almost 30 and still getting ID'd when I buy booze. Sick of it.

>>212451732
reckon they said something else to make her cry

>>212451773
she's danish

>>212451724
mad how the universe is pointless and random and has no meaning at all

>>212451787
screaming

>>212451724
Yeah cheers Drake. Got any clue on why apples fall from trees while you’re at it?

>>212451809
no you arent

>>212451762
Thanks lad x
>>212451792
I've taken high doses of diazepam, drank and then gone to work and I was fine. I'm tall and fat, it spreads out thin.

I want to eat that danish

From Lagos to London, a new life begun, No more struggle, the victory's won. Free money, free food, livin' the dream, White girls on my arm, it would seem.

First stop, Dover, then the Home Office call, Claimin' asylum, standin' tall. Free house, yeah, a council flat, no rent, Benefits flowin', every single cent.

Heard the rumors, the stories they told, 'Bout the benefits, worth more than gold. NHS check-ups, dentist too, Everything's free, it's all brand new.

Met a girl, blonde hair, blue eyes so bright, She said she liked my accent, held me tight. Dinner dates, fancy clothes, the life is sweet, Walkin' the streets, can't be beat.

>>212451803
>muslim and danish are mutually exclusive
WOW leftypol
BIG yikes
We've learned something about you today

It's really worth being very very clear that a genocide started and people obviously started protesting that and the British government responded by creating a new category of terrorist to enable the genocide to continue. This should be a radicalising event for everyone

Come to Hull it's class

>>212451798
Same, 28, and I still get IDd for energy drinks. The worst part is the checkout workers always apologise after. Why do that? "Im sorry you look 15"

>>212451732
Actually quite nasty to make a little kid cry on camera for the world world to see.
Especially if it's for political propaganda.

>>212451825
you're setting yourself up to fail by relying on drugs to get yourself to have normal social interactions
don't do it

>>212451832
>10 years old
Aisha was 9 akhi. Stop going after old ladies.

>>212451852
no it isn't, it fucking stinks

>>212451851
Anglos hate Israel and Palestine equally
Losses on either side is good news

>>212451852
>Tiny stool in an alleyway with a damp barrel as your table
Yeah looks lush mate

>>212451852
I reckon UK would be nice this time of year

why did smiths survive so much to pass on their progeny
My surname isn't occupational at all. It's literally named after an animal lmao.

>>212451885
Not you, you're not welcome

>>212451888
heathertimmy, you’ve been spamming he thread with shitty ai slop songs about migrants shagging white women. no one cares or will ever care what you think about anything

when can I start drinking

>>212451872
This is my primary concern - youre right. Better to spack out sober, and potentially be accepted, than to fake it high.

>>212451864
I don't even get an apology. One bloke started smirking at my ID and saying I looked younger now.

>>212451851
Sounds horrible but I just don't care, might as well be happening on the moon. Don't know how people can so personally invested al Israel and Ukraine or whatever.

>>212451940
boded that cunt

>>212451920
Scrooge McDuck?

The Humber Riviera

>>212451920
What does Murphy mean that's mine

>>212451920
The bloke who makes the weapons isn’t usually out fighting with them. So they survived and did all the shagging while everyone else was out getting their heads chopped off with swords he’d made

>>212451974
imam

>>212451946
exactly brother
you are growing as a person and you will stumble but as long as you pick yourself up and continue down the right path you will succeed
also remember to have fun other people are more forgiving and understanding than you may believe due to your isolation

>>212451974
it literally says it right there you ugly cunt
don't waste my time

love beans on toast eat it several times a month

>>212451974
sea warrior

>>212451974
it's literally in the picture
thicko

>>212451974
Fisherman

once knew a dog named murphy he was a good boy

>>212451349
Liam has always sounded shit

>>212451948
are you short? skinny? seems like you're getting mugged off mate maybe you should start hitting the weights

>>212451920
>why did smiths survive so much to pass on their progeny
Great lyrics and masterful guitarwork. The bass lines were good as well.

>>212452076
wahey

>>212452076
*laughs like gollum when he has the dead conies*

My forename and surname our occupations.

>>212452076
drumming wasn't half bad either

>>212452068
Yh. Basically nobody treats me with any respect. Guess I have to roid out for that

*enters thread in a trenchcoat*
good moaning

i'm 36 and have never been on a date

>>212452114
alri hunter

Tying up IMG_4292.jpg poster and inserting a vibrating wand up his arse until he starts leaking cum

>>212452114
In English please

>>212452114
Mason Smith

>>212452114
probably both foreign words i can't pronounce

How did Quentin explain the Gherkin meme to his audience?

>>212450180
They're slagging you lot off again but you'll stay in here like the cowards you are, spamming frogs and being incels.

my name klarc

I would like one of those half asian half russian Eurasian country Waldemar but upon researching they are all muslim or secular atheists but the mother of my children will have to be a lover of Christ

klarcs me prefer

>>212452214
>you lot
not me im not gay

somebody stinky needs a diaper change

wtf
Yungblud came on and dedicated Changes to Diogo Jota
not very metal

>>212452259
ktom

>>212452246
timmy fantasies are always orientated towards east asia lmao

>>212452272
The Jota tributes have gone too far

>>212452272
More than Liverpool fans have done for him. They wanted the poor bloke booted out last week.

Diogo J
Jota means J in Portuguese
His real name was Diogo Sanchez

>>212451804
We don't know that for sure. Also surely humans have evolved to find meaning. Many humans find meaning in having families. Other humans find meaning in charitable work. Natural selection produced humans who find certain things meaningful.

>>212451816
Gravity.

Poo

get cooked

>>212452272
saw him in a marks and spencers once, that's when I realised I'd been bamboozled by his lyrics and image and that he was actually just a posh cunt putting on an act for sad cunts like me
worked that out on the drive home but at the time I was buzzing haha

bizarre that zoomies are badman enough to sing this tune, but not badman enough to find the courage to not censor the word death

odd people for sure

>>212452374
Would shag that pigeon rotten.

>>212452374
love the pigeonbergs, me
lovely little fellas

klarcs & spencer

>>212452374
um is that u (the girl not the pidge)

>>212452292
Why'd you have to make it weird for

Zeidy's crush
>>212432864

>>212452456
no thank you I won't go elsewhere I am in here spamming frogs

>>212452407
me too they eat the berries on the trees outside

>>212452374
Walk past there every day

shits poore shatire

>>212452464
wait a second that poo's a dog

>>212452479
*snatches your frog*

>>212452499
where is it

>>212452499
Alri M&S Argyle street worker

>>212452391
DEHth

>>212452464
happy as a dog in muddy soup :)

Lime Street Station, 1890 and 2025

~~ >>212452534 ~~
pinkie poooooooos

>>212452374
this argyle street?

Keir Starmer's economic policies are to the right of the Conservatives during the Butskell era (1945-1979).

>>212452535
Argyle Street, Glasgow

>>212452538
Don't work there but alri haha x

>>212452499
alri scouselad

>>212452535
55.8577317, -4.2506042

>>212452374
im 80% sure the guy walking behind you went to my school

Were we talking earlier about Dostoyevsky's House of the Dead?

*slays every Timmy itt*

heh… nothing personnel xx

>>212452579
good series this, not referenced enough on /brit/

ELO and Black Sabbath both retiring in the same weekend
Birmingham music scene is FINISHED when Noddy Holder dies

>>212452521
>HE'S A FUCKING IGUANA
>AND HE'S A CUNT

Ranelagh Street, 1950s and 2025

might get them out for the lads

>>212452579
He's not my favourite Russian though

>>212452625
lurk moar new fag

>>212452648
>spaki
>newfag

>>212452658
schizo

>>212452658
>>thinks spaki still posts
>>mindraped

Waiting for people to leave the house before I unleash this poo that's been brewing. I think it would be rude to do it just now.

>>212452648
mostly only see people talking about peep show which i also enjoyed

i shit with the door open

Gfberg vetoed the takeaway idea because she wants to use up stuff from the freezer so it’s turkey dinosaurs and mozzarella sticks for me tonight lads

Lost count of how many people I've mindraped desu

>>212452690
I'll be picking your mum up in 5

>>212452723
i shit in the corner like my cat

>>212452733
Good. I'm choking for a shite

>>212452723
t. currently in glasgow queen street station

>>212452730
Sounds like a right bitch. You can do better mate.

>>212452730
does she know that stuff in the freezer lasts longer than usual

>>212452730
She sounds more like your mother

Right wing populism... Farage...
Left wing populism... Corbyn...

Get the tv license paid

>>212452731
You think about me all the time Lmfao x

amy

>>212452658
The Spanish flag currently itt isn’t me la I haven’t been to Spain for months x

love pissing on the floor when im out at pubs/clubs etc

dont care if i get some on my shoes im pissing on the floor. sometimes the walls

>>212452773
Pair of useless cunts

off out now to the local pube

>>212452746
Meet me outside near McColl's

>>212452779
Who are you exactly?

>>212452703
What they never show is how much talc it takes to get into this PVC gimp shit and wear it comfortably for any length of time

on the beers again wahey

>>212452730
>vetoed
Fucking UN over here

>>212452755
No she’s lovely
>>212452764
We’re going to do the BIG shop next week and might go to Costco that’s her logic and I can’t argue with it
>>212452766
How so?

>>212452795
should of posted this with a merkin flag

mad how many /brit/ posters are based in the greater glasgow area

>>212452788
I always piss on the toilet paper in the cubicles. I mean what sort of cunt goes for a shit in a pub toilet anyways

>>212452823
me

boozy rdr2 toil looms

>>212452813
Same. Was going to have a night off but I thought how boring it would be

>>212452804
why

>>212452777
>license
FOY

>>212452821
>should of

Ah. Cheadle...

>>212452818
Shut the fuck up 190 lmfao

saturday is almost done which means its basically monday already

>>212452823
how grim is glasgow if it mass produces /brit/ freaks?

>>212452823
one /brit/ poster but he is the ultimate mind rapist and mind-rapes everyone into thinking there are several of him

>>212452843
For a winch

When will Trump step down already?
Worst president since Ronald Reagan

>>212452819
She's telling you what to eat and heating up frozen children's food with poor nutritional value for dinner on a weekend

Get Rorke raped up the fucking arse

>>212452849
fell into my little trap didn't you
gave me an easy (You) didn't you

Been to the bastard store turns out they were all out of YOU

feel like i'm patrick in that episode of spongebob where spongebob gets all the awards and starts copying spongebob to get an award too

>>212452885
Shut the fuck up 190 lmfao

>>212452875
Was the Bradley Walsh really necessary?

glasgow is grim dont like going there
its so run down

>>212452904
crikey I've been rumplestiltskinned up and down the wazoo

>>212452930
vpn off boringlad

>>212452781
There once was a young girl called hunt
Who thought she'd give running a punt
While anon gave headroom
In some smelly bedroom
To thoughts of eating her dinner

>>212452931
I like walking through Glasgow Green when it's nice then going for a few pints in The Clutha Bar

blister in the sun

>>212452857
Kek I actually think this way, already thinking of what toilberg has in store for Monday :/
>>212452892
Suppose you’re right but I like being mummied, by her and my actual mummy x

leftypol queuing for labubus

>>212452931
>run down
*artisanal, gritty and authentic
say that instead, attracts more tourists to spunk their money up the wall

any knowledgeable rorkes in the thread tonight? I've noticed a pattern of multiple restaurants having the same address on just eat, uber etc and would like to know what scam they're pulling

>>212452917
All I'm saying is you should lay off the prawns mate

>>212452975
Yes we know

was it okay to tame wolves and keep them as pets or should we have left them wild and free?

>>212452975
hi spaingod

>>212452917
just ventured out to the retard shop myself but they've had to shut because of rising rent costs. death of the high street and that

>>212453003
hold on mate ill ask the guy who did it

>>212452985
Ghost Kitchens

>>212452985
they're called ghost kitchens

>>212452985
Fat lad here

They’re called dark kitchens. Often on industrial estate and they’re basically just massive kitchens that cook all sorts of stuff and sell it under different brands. Also some pubs sell under fake brands on the apps that make it sound like it isn’t coming from a pub but a cool burger restaurant or something

>>212452806
nasty whore

>>212452853
been to that waitrose many times

You look like a fresh cunt
A nice easy wet hole
Very fuckable
Are you? Let me open you up and we'll find out

>>212452965
watch you don’t get crushed by a helicopter

I'm tired of all the talk about Muslims and Jews. Move on.

>>212453003
Arguably, dogs domesticated themselves

>>212453045
Same

>>212453046
bizarre post

>>212453000
Do you? How?
>>212453011
Alri x

Cronem meeting Katy outside Bloomingdales

found out my mate's gf is part Chamorro
mental

>>212453094
when you say goodbye to her do you say "see ya chamorro" haha

>>212453094
you were supposed to find out chamorro

>>212453094
Kek best Timmy could do

>>212453094
fucks that? sounds like a motorbike

White cocks, black holes

>>212453115
blowing and spluttering like Mel Blanc at this post

>>212453094
mine has a bit of Nigerian in her aha x

>>212453094
Is he German diaspora?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLBUqq6Ty-g

>>212453032
>>212453039
>>212453040
>https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-dixy-chicken---dudley-dudley/menu
>https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-the-burger-district---wolverhampton-street-dudley/menu
>https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-hangry-burger---wolverhampton-street-dudley/menu
>https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-texas-mess-burgers---wolverhampton-street-dudley/menu
i thought that but they don't seem like ghost kitchens. going to assume it's a scam

>>212453094
Tell us what that means, then
Bet you won't

this nigga lives in dudley

>>212452703
the 'tex
>>212452811
depends, if you know what you're doing it doesnt take more than a few minutes

>>212453115
>see ya chamorro
chomorra

>>212453094
When it's cold does she wear a Mariana trenchcoat

we're just going to start raping people one day

>>212453201
......Chamorro.

>>212453161
Acceptable for Timmy

>>212453085
I am you

Blud is from Dudley LMFAO

>>212453115
hooting

please visit dudley

>>212453161
Only when you're in the corner of a room in your little chair presumably.

>>212453249
nigga thinks he's in the dudley boys

SCREAMING

The Icelandic gf asking to sit on my face

>>212453260
yes autismlad that was the joke well done

Bro's a Dudley Boy skull skull skull

orrrr royte omm frum dewdlay

>>212453180
is ask jeeves broken

melty

>>212453290
nigga we do not CARE about your autistic interest

>>212453242
You wish lmfao
>>212453285
Corrr corrrrr CORRRRRRRR imagine Bjork’s lovely arse on your face

>>212453303
jeeves's on holibert

>>212453285
She saw that on Reddit

>>212453309
spainlord why do you not post here anymore

>>212453309
Stop hurting yourself :(

UPDATE ON THE FREEZER TEA:

gf is now making her special recipe allioli to go with it
>>212453333
Got bored with it desu

gonna get a 'bab tonight
yummy greasy 'bab
always makes my shitty poo smell
but its just so yummy

>>212453359
fair enough the schizos have made it unbearable at points

we all know that's not true lol

>>212453347
?

>>212453399
Chink

>>212453388
Thank you for supporting immigrants.

>>212453303
mate... jeeves has been dead for years...

plotting to bait the australian tonight
he won't know what hit him aha x

>>212453381
??

>>212453388
Thank you for supporting migrant finances

nobody:

rorke: im old greg

>>212453422
You about to cross some fuckin' LINES

>>212453422
devilish

>>212453415
>>212453444
thank you for a yummy tea

I’ll make the new then lads, give me 30 secs x

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Retards

>325
could you cunts have more down syndrome if you tried

new:

>3

>>212453529
bro thinks he's balatro baka

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>>212451272 (OP)
Did you read this one?