Thread 534824167

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Previous thread: >>534539893

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY3sER2O0jM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY3sER2O0jM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY3sER2O0jM

Mei's ass is my favourite character.

WATER BOY https://x.com/OWCavalry/status/1954937535165337846

>>534824329
That's anime dub voice

>>534824329
fuck the water bitchboy, give me his hot fire sister instead

>>534824329
>>534824503
I don't care about Wukong, such a plainly generic design, literally male Freja.

The

>>534824789
This fuckin' guy, Probably only was able to get into Water College

>>534824936
They're really leaning into the asian thing all right

>>534824878
She barely gets any fan art, most people don't care about her, sorry.

>>534824334
>mfw i know a girl built like mei

>>534825372
we know your mom is fat bro

Why are there so many east Asian heroes but still only one south Asian (jeet)? Not very diverse. Still no southern European one either.

Hot..

Feels like they are setting her up as a future hero, mainly because they didn't show her with a staff which would make her too similar to Wuyang.

The actor is hotter then the character.

wack avatar shit

total jose love (victory for the ages)

man i dont care about this gay ass twink nigga when are we getting the next tank

>>534825504
the next hero is rumoured to be a gladiator, so probably Italian

>>534825756
Built for being groomed by Lifeweaver

>>534824329
Why does his sister have shoulders like a man? Translation error?

>>534826693
"Let's cut class together?"

>>534826820
the audacity

>>534826097
Still waiting for a BBW hero. Mei is literally the fattest one we've got, and she's not even fucking chubby.

>>534826878
>>534826820
Diddy ahhh weaver

>>534826897
we hunger for Hong

>>534826897
A turbo big bitch would kinda rule to be honest

What's the best support to climb on? I play Moira, LW, Ana and Bap, still feels like I don't matter in a match, and if a dps/tank sucks then we inevitably lose.

>>534827360
You climb with making intelligent picks that help your team and counter the enemy.

>>534827360
Pick Moira and simply never die

>>534827360
How to climb on support: heal and use your cds correctly

>>534827580
Yea I got to Plat 1 with her and then went on a fucked up lose streak recently that landed me in Gold 4 lmao.
I've been playing her since 2018 or 2019, kinda tired of pegging shitters, wanna play more fair so to say

>>534827360
>still feels like I don't matter
good

>>534826820
>>534825756
/r/aznidentity must be seething right now. Second homosexual healer asian.

>rank range plat 4 to plat 3
>enemy tracer going 32-4
>all 4 deaths were me (tank) because my DPS literally just started playing yesterday apparently
>game has the audacity hit me with "consolation" after wasting my time
again, game designed to make you as toxic as possible for no reason at all

>>534827775
That's because Moira is a shitter crutch that will not teach you how to play Overwatch properly.
If you want to be a truly useful support learn Ana, Kiriko, Bap and Juno.

>>534827096
sad illari..

>you were accepted into one of the most prestigious colleges, but we will deem you a dissapointment because you were lunmped with the 9.1 students instead of the 9.5 ones

are asians really like this?

>don't play for a few months
>come back, play for 5 days straight being toxic all the time
>still no warning or suspension
huh

>>534829364
I am like 99% sure that they're testing shadow muting btw

>>534829350
Yes.
Their educational culture revolves around cramming for standardized tests. It's a problem.

why WHY do people who dont know how to properly priortize dps and healing in a match play support? if you dont know when you should heal and when you should be shooting enemies just fucking play dps!!!!!!!!!

>>534829627
Learn to position yourself, seriously. Just play as if you don't have any supports.
You have health regen now anyway so it's not like you need a Mercy inside your ass 24/7.

>>534829627
Supports literally complain like "I need to deal damage but I can't cause I have to heal!", lolmao buncha twats
Content creators corrupted the minds of support players with DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE

>your grades arent good enogh to be a soldier… youll be a doctor instead

what?

>>534829814
I get it though, the lower your rank the more tanks and dps will just eat damage expecting it to be immediately healed off. They literally do have to be healbots while most of the time streamers do get more latitude to dps because their players try to actively avoid damage, at least outside of teamfights.

>>534829627
because its the easiest role to play

is it just me or isn't it a rayciss stereotype that asians are super strict about grades and stuff

>>534830707
No, it really is like that.

>>534830707
Might be racist but it's also quite common so.

>>534824329
>"you're too dumb for police academy, so you'll have to settle for med school instead"
>Asian family openly disappointed that their son went into medicine
Most unrealistic storyline I've ever seen

>>534830208
No because that just means you're trading your dps dpsing for your support dpsing which is objectively worse because support players are worse mechanically.
Sure it's fine in top 500 when even supps can aim but everyone else just operates at a net loss if they trade damage like this.

The level of American-(Insert Foreign Specimen Here) dev self inserting is honestly hilarious at this point...
"In my culture we treat eating together as a sacred act... An unbroken culture norm unaffected by western colonimperiacism.... We have dinner"

i swear if we had lost or drawn this match i was going to tweak the fuck out

>>534831619
Yeah the level of east asian cali privilege is off the charts in these companies, luckily for us they're all losing money too which isn't a coincidence.

>>534831619
nobody said that

>>534831619
This BEEN known since Kiriko mama.. self hating American-Korean who wants to larp Japanese

>team got raped by a genji with a mercy pocket again
I get why he is banned so much.

>>534832481
any pocketed dps is cancer
mercy in general is a cancer in several ways

Can tell a slurper from a mile away when "pls (lore fodder character) as a hero please!!!!!" We want sojourn's cousin as a hero !!!!!

>>534832882
The way they present Wuyang's sister does kinda scream it though.

Null Sector = Palestine
Avatar University Larp = Israel
Rly makes you think

>>534827360
brig

>>534833424
My reddit gold?

>>534833375
Literally how does one play Brig? I don't understand what to do, go in and flail people?

>>534833424
Another day, another /pol/ post in /owg/

>>534833424
is it true wplace.live is down because the admins are deleting all anti israel art

>>534833575
You whipshot people to keep your heals going while keeping the other support safe from people trying to kill them. She's usually partnered with Ana for this reason.

>>534833575
Peel for your mercy so she can pocket sojourn or genji and heal everyone else she isn't pocketing

>Tracer finally clicks for you
Best character in the game holyyy shit I love this silly Lena so much bros she's just the best

>>534833424
Thanks for saving me, Kiriko. Now please let me repay you by massaging your feet.

>wplace
Tranny site.

>>534833575
Just watch the videos on this channel with brig in the thumbnail.

https://youtu.be/5Rb94b-ChDI?t=79

Oi ye grotty little wankers come get a copy of the daily rag !

wife

how can kiriko afford so many kpop concert tickets?

>>534833575
https://youtu.be/QkBhQau4pns?t=1202
bully the tank

>>534834982
>TOP PLAYER SMURFS ON A SUPPORT
these are the worst videos

>>534835082
how are his "top500 mechanics" going to help him on brig?

>>534834853
Soapland

>>534835208
being good at overwatch is more than just mechanics and you know it

>>534835384
Okay then watch what he does and learn from it retard.

>>534833803
>>534834085
TLL

lena's cheeky dance..

>>534836116
The Hotties

>>534836290
and Tracer

>>534836116
freckled 'fus

>>534824167 (OP)
You forgot to add the link this this very helpful website

>Stadium Help
stadiumbuilds.io/browse

Thats
>Stadium Help
stadiumbuilds.io/browse

>>534836989
stop riling up the schizo
also buy an ad

Kissu

PORTUGAL?
WHY ON EARTH ARE WE IN PORTUGAL?

>>534824167 (OP)
tr00n filter list
>mercy
https://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X
>jose
https://pastebin.com/VXp7mUqG

>>534838120
mother of god..

>>534838120
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gx8fICFXkAABPX_?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

kek

>>534838120
this is literally how it feels when you have a mercy main on your team

why didn't you tell me how fun ana is?

>>534836989
Based

>>534841190
Ana is Anti fun

>>534841190
I've always filed Ana in the "boring but too effective to not play" category.

the mere existence of this dummy sends the schizo into a white hot boiling rage

Cashing out your abilities just to miss your ult and watch your team get clapped because of your blunder

>>534841443
They have no business putting illari in these types of outfits

>>534841727
You literally have sex with men though

>>534841727
>>534842024
Lena-schizo-chan... is this true?

>tank disengages for no reason
>teammate dies because he doesn't because it doesn't make sense to disengage in a 3v1
>teammate dies
>lose the fight
T**k minds are incomprehensible.

Also, did you know "backpacking" is censored by the chat filter? lmoa

>>534842024
evidence 1

Ah, Lenafag has arrived for xer regularly scheduled AGP flareup and bullying.

>>534842179
evidence 2
>>534842340
evidence 3

rent free

>>534841190
Ana is the main reason I don't play any more, closesly followed by Mercy

>>534841443
The rotations are fun once you try to flank more. How greedy can I get before their hazard can punish me?

In many ways Lenafag is the Chris Chan of /vg/

someone recommend a nice book for me to read on my 13 hour flight tomorrow

>>534842210
You just gotta do the impossible. You have to see the invisible.

I prefered it when he was obsessed with Jose

>>534841727
You're the schizo here, stop projecting.

Lenafags methed up troon spam has only just begun.

>>534842608
Project Hail Mary. It's getting a movie with the goose next year

Overwatch 2? No? I'll go back to 6v6.

>6v6 isn't overwatch
They are learning.

>>534842578
evidence 4
>>534842693
evidence 5
>>534842756
evidence 6
>>534842608
thunderball by ian flemming

Lenafag’s disastrous attempts at humour prove xhe’s a real woman.

>>534843202
6v6 in Overwatch 2 is the closest thing we're getting.

6v6 just doesn't work for us white males.

>>534843202
6v6 must be amazing with a stack but it's an awful solo queue experience.

>>534844591
6v6 is so bad alone because you can get bad players on your team, unlike 5v5 where you don't get bad players.

>>534842608
Neuromancer

>>534844708
You make up more of your team in 5v5, so you have more influence on the outcome.

5v5 is too easy.
There, I said it.

Actually it's the other way around since 99% of 6v6 players are Mercymains.

>>534845431
It's literally the opposite because the power levels are shifted to the tank role even more in 5v5.
But I guess if you like playing broken characters and roles in games you must love 5v5 tanking.

we play 6v6 here because that's how the game is meant to be played

>the game is meant to be played by 6 mercys
Uhh, no.

>smoking plastic
this does explain a lot about cassidy

>another lena ban episode
>le sigh
>full hold them on shambali 1st
this game is encouraging me to play in the corniest way possible instead of expressing skill in any capacity, hero bans were a fucking mistake.

>>534846685
bastion btw, just control first highground and shoot people in the face idk what else to say it's fucking free and nobody can contest it once you get your minor perk and infinite fucking overhealth, especially if they are silly enough to ban best girl

>another ban lena episode
>enemy smurf starts to cry why did you ban her
>proceed to win the game easily when the smurf can't abuse the broken hero as he struggles with a real one (junkrat)
>easy 3-0
perfect way to end the day

>>534846685
>>534846880
bronze tales

>another melty episode
>meltdownie starts to cry why did you post her
>proceed to win in life easily when the melty can't abuse his broken asshole as he struggles with a reality (no meds)
>easy 3-0
perfect way to end the day

so easy to rev the bong, common Kiriko W

>he takes the ult overheal perk
no no no no no

>>534827360
damn this thread is wack, not even /vt/ get this schizo.

>>534848091
they get much worse doebeit

>>534847494
kek

>>534843976
I don't care. Still picking my brown wife Symmetra

>>534826786
>>534824329
His sister also has a man voice, I think she's trans lmao

>>534825929
no one is buying your aim course lil bro

>ow1 dva used to say "bunnyhop"
Why did they remove it?

The Lena is NOT broken and MADDENED anons need to LEAVE her ALONE!

>>534848563
Lenafag revved xerself into a lifetime of autogynephilia, homosexuality and drug abuse. Sad.

>>534848556
the same reason they removed Lena's wheee (we don't know why)

>>534848556
They cut voicelines from heroes nobody plays to give room to more popular ones like Jino and Kiri

>>534849663
Annyeong! :3

>>534848427
It's the one guy doing all the voices retard how can you be so obsessed

Angela Ogundimu

>ram is literally broken
>there are still reintards who want to force their honorable crusader tank and autolose

>>534850072
Pin beats Ram, it's only against Orisa when it's autolose

>>534850072
HONOR JUST-ACK

BP level check?
I am a fucking retard so just hitl 230 (actually like this game)

why isn't ram disabled?

>>534850183
I asked a Rein player if he hates playing against Orisa or Ram more. "Which one can punch through my shield, retard?"

>>534850517
>he is shielding
NGMI you gotta pin in and can't do that against Orisa

>>534850470
Clanker privilege

>>534850470
Robots are perfect.

>>534849852
You never know, Overwatch needs a trans character rn in my opinion

>>534851383
It already has Mercy doe

>>534824329
Bro the way they talk about these colleges sounds like it's the factions in divergent or some other shitty YA novel

>>534850607
the honor and glory cinematic has done irreparable damage to rein players

>>534850304
>150
I play only once per week to farm 3 lootboxes.

>>534852452
>not directed by Nyl
Garbage.

>>534852779
>Nyl

>>534852509
any interest in getting n00b title? dunno if possible still

>>534852779
for me its nyl, radroach, fastest gman, null and yeetiques

>>534852452
Overwatch 2 saving Overwatch yet again.

wuyang if he real
>>213585531

>>534824329
WATER COLLEGE
METAL COLLEGE
WOOD COLLEGE
FIRE COLLEGE
EARTH COLLEGE

YOU GOTTA BE A FUCKIN RETARD TO CONTINUE SUPPORTING THIS GAMES WRITERS AT THIS POINT. THIS IS SOME STRAIGHT UP FAN FICTION BULLSHIT. JUST STRAIGHT UP RIPPED FROM AVATAR BECAUSE IT'S SO LE EPIC.

DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER WHEN THE OVERWATCH LORE USED TO TAKE ITSELF SERIOUSLY, RATHER THAN BEING WHATEVER FOTM CROWD THEY WANT TO APPEAL TO NEXT?

GO BACK TO THE ANA ORIGIN STORY AND YOU'LL SEE HOW THE GAME USE TO HAVE AN INTERCONNECTED STORY WITH LORE RELEVANT HEROES.

NO WE HAVE.... AN EBIN WATER COLLEGE HEROES WHOSE PARENTS DREAMT OF HIM GOING TO FIRE COLLEGE?

FUCK THESE DEVS MAN THIS IS JUST SO STUPID. I REALLY FUCKING HOPE THIS GAME DIES NOW.

wuyang if he real
>>>/tv/213585531

>>534854280
look it was a heated gamer moment

ANYBODY THINK KIRIKO SHOULD GO TO THE FIRE COLLEGE? AHHHH THAT WOULD BE NUTS YALL SPICE UP THEM PERKS N SHIT!!!!

HANZO TO METAL COLLEGE :3??? WHAT WE THINKIN CHAT

LETS GET JUNKRAT TO WATER COLLEGE BECAUSE, LOL! IMAGINE HIM WITH WATER BECAUSE HE LOVES FIRE. HE'D BE PISSED AF

>>534854128
>YOU GOTTA BE A FUCKIN RETARD TO CONTINUE SUPPORTING THIS GAMES WRITERS AT THIS POINT. THIS IS SOME STRAIGHT UP FAN FICTION BULLSHIT. JUST STRAIGHT UP RIPPED FROM AVATAR BECAUSE IT'S SO LE EPIC.
it's actually so fucking retarded that I wrapped around to liking it again. I haven't given a fuck about this game's lore in like 2 years if they wanna go full retard with it I say go ahead

>>534853015
I already have my 1750 win nameplate.

>>534854946
this
it's full saturday morning cartoon stupid now just roll with it

>>534854128
We Fortnite now unc

remember no magic in overwatch? lol

Chat are we cooked?

>>534855282
Are people calling this magic?
It quite literally tells you it's a scientific research institute and that he built his staff

>>534854494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG_tkxZZMkk

>>534855381
uhm uhm it isnt magic uhm uhm kiriko isnt shooting magic paper its uhm uhm spirits uhm lifeweaver isnt magic its just uhm reslly sophisticated technology where he creates biological life out of literally nothing

remember the magical dragon that Hanzo summons when he ults?

man i miss the OG technological designs, modern heroes are too unbelievable come on.

The Smugiko

>>534855937
devs confirmed hanzo and genji use hardlight ages ago THOUGH

They've had sentient robots with mysterious spiritual powers from day one.
sufficiently advanced technology and all that

>>534855937
people have called out that shit since day 1 retard. second with kiriko and now again with wuyang. you little boot lickers give the devs infinite excuses to keep raping the games legacy.

>>534852452
Ewwwwwww

>>534855937
Genji and Hanzo magic - cool
Kir*ko and Fuccboi magic - gay

theyve literally always bent over backwards if it's for an asian character

They gave us the wrong sibling.

>>534854128
your fault for caring about the story behind your multiplayer pvp video game

>>534856531
the lore and the porn potential of the characters is literally why this game became popular in the first place

I don't want to be that guy, but even Marvel Rivals has a more competent live service story than Overwatch atp. And the story is literally changing each season via a new theme rather than being stuck in the past.

>>534854128
>DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER WHEN THE OVERWATCH LORE USED TO TAKE ITSELF SERIOUSLY
I guess? The story has never been able to name a country as "the bad" and just made the opposition to the good guys is a black guy who likes doing hoodrat shit with his friends cause "it's fun to do bad thangs," and nation-less robots.
Overwatch's story was never that good, they can't really make statements, and even with your example of Ana it's a akin to just neo-liberal empowerment and status quos, imagine the shit storm if Blizzard made a statement about Ana fighting against shariah law or an theocratic Islamic republic, or was part of something like the Arab spring. That would give Overwatch as a organization and Ana's character layers, but instead the big bad is literally just a supervillain who's friends are sensitive thugs. Unamed foes fighting for no actual reason with no real ideology or central theme. It's like what a 7th grader thinks what a UN peacekeeper is.

>>534856489
>fire based dps
oh fuck here we go

>>534856489
>another Asian slut hungry for bwc
We just keep winning white bros.

>>534856489
See her in 12 to 18 months

>reddit spacing
>”back in my day!” posts
>rivals being brought up unprompted
so much for being done with this game and general

>>534854128
yea, but the story back then was written by Chu the GOAT and now it's written by literal zoomers straight from AO3

>>534856489
besides Mama Hong now I want her to be in game.

>>534856489
There's going to be incest porn isn't there

>>534857678
fugtrup should make porn where wuyang is in chastity and he and his sister are servicing bbc like what he does for link and zelda

>>534857678
good

>>534857512
>everyone is literally the same person

>>534857512
They keep being done and being undone and returning here to be a china numba one schizo

>>534857512
I know right, he should've just posted an image of a random character instead of words, that shit's fire.

>>534858390
Marry, kill, fuck.

>>534858390
Me on the right

>>534857512
>>reddit spacing
kill yourself you stupid newfag election tourist

>>534858390
Need to find a smug kpop juno to balance this pic out

>>534858952
Juno looks so weird

>>534859094
that's called fetal alcohol syndrome

>>534858927
4chan was so gay and cringe back then.

>>534859458
No

>>534858952
She needs her fat cheeks pinched.

>>534859568
which ones

Why are sym players crying that she needs buffs when she is literally meta defining?

need moira to call me a n***** while pegging me then we cuddle and kiss afterwards

>>534859512
doesn't change facts

>>534859802
its even funnier when you realize that 90% of the people who say "reddit spacing" don't even know what it is and often attribute it to something completely different

>>534858390
The The's

>>534859802
>some retard created "le reddit spacing" meme to bait newfags
>newfags outing themselves every single time
sasuga, retard-kun.

>>534858390
>Juno fully clothed, not showing her tummy or shoulders
perfect
>Kiriko hag cosplaying as a teenage slut
whore
>Hana behaving like a typical slut
what a dirty bitch

>>534858952
She looks like shes looking for a white man to make a woman of her

>>534860173
>>newfags outing themselves every single time
Yes anon, I'm calling people retarded newfags for thinking reddit spacing is a thing.

lil bro always gets so assblasted when you call out the reddit spacing

Wish we could all just be friends. Me, you, the schizo.

>>534836116
they messed up the art direction so hard. freja looks straight from another game.

>9 people except me vote for circuit royale
>my team picks LUCIO MERCY and GENJI and never swaps off

>>534852779
>>534852452
Can the series please get Fugtrup to make the Mei scenes?

big sis is such a newfag

>>534861491
lucio comin at u!

>>534859663
If I was a lanky Irish woman, I would indulge in all of these fantasies of yours, and then give you forehead kisses while cuddling. Unfortunately, I'm neither Irish nor a woman.

>HOMOSKALASHA!
What is he even saying?

>>534862968
I CAN DIG THAT FAT JUICY ASS

>>534863184
Vamos esculachar!
let's mess em up

>>534863201
>>534862968
AHHHH YOU DIGGIN' ME YOU DIGGIN' IN ME

>>534862313
Braindeads vote for it because it says escort

>take two losses
>immediately stop playing comp for the day
and it's that easy, I can climb any other time, but now today's run is over

>i came, i saw-
>i came, i saw-
>i came, i saw-
>i came, i saw-

>>534863957
post THAT Queen pic

>>534863957
I praise the lord then break the law

>>534848541
Just play VAXTA and Kovaaks you dumbass

i train my aim by simply playing the game

>>534864343
wish I had more, doubt I have what you seek
>>534864380
ohh, I do love neon

>another circuit royale game forced on me
>team picks lucio juno on defense and doesn't understand why I ask them to swap because "game just begun"

>>534866942
don't bully my nigga lucio.

>>534866942
lucio comin at u!

>>534866942
why are you so angry?

>>534863158
wow I really appreciate it bit gay though thanks

https://x.com/ZhangJoshi/status/1954937354310873476
I wish I could be this shameless

You guys have gotten your all-star rewards by now, right? The season's almost over.

>>534868704
I still haven't played stadium yet it looks too confusing and intimidating

why do people get so angry when you say "wow the game really felt sorry for you guys" when you lose in mystery heroes

>>534869054
maybe because somebody is acting like a sore winner in mystery heroes of all modes

>>534868436
>asian
>canadian flag in profile
lol

>>534868704
No, but hopefully next season's is Winston

>>534869540
Why do pigeon asians act like that

what if they put boobs and butts on the female cast to compete with marvel rivals

>>534870826
They just need to make the clothes covering the already existing boobs & butts in game more revealing.

>>534868704
I've got mine during first week of the season and 80bp levels

>2 moiras dpsing every game
It's kinda disappointing to see

>>534872003
this season is nearly the worst she's ever been, how deep into niggalow do you have to be to regularly see moira

Is Hanzo broken or something? I've been having way too much fun this last week?

>>534872365
FUCK YOU!!!

>>534870826
It’s funny how OW for the longest was being chastised for being a “gooner” game. Now its being bashed for not having enough “goon shit”.

>>534872365
They made his trees I mean arrows slightly bigger a while ago.

>>534872234
I'm just playing qp now.

The Greed Manifested

Is every kiriko poster mentally ill?

>>534824167 (OP)
Are D.va and Kiriko even friends in lore?

>>534873426
You must be mentally ill, or you wouldn't have come here.

total
illari
love

>>534873116
So that's why I'm destroying everything? I mean, based I guess.

>>534874028
Yes. That's a real voice line in the OP

Real funny people in this game huh

>>534873975
like it seriously pisses me off how many times I've heard this cliche story about muh strict asian parents. Like I'm white and I got good grades and my parents didn't give a fuck maybe you're just not as smart as you think you are

>>534877152
>I'm white and I got good grades
Yeah not asian good grades though

i might hop on and healslut a bit :3

>>534875448
I keep running into a Soujourn in QP who is called "GeorgeDroyd"

>>534875448
just had this guy and he absolutely shit the bed and hard threw our match
he was probably like 13

>>534873426
there was a time when the thread police called others mentally ill

Any tips for a beginner tryhard? Trying to main Genji

>>534877364
My new favorite Juno skin

>>534878569
That's retarded

>>534878924
my only issue with it is that weapon skins don't show for some reason but oh well, the black latex bodysuit is still hot

>>534878826
If you're over 20 and don't have an adderall plug you should quit while you're ahead

>>534878970
They have anti gravity boots and guns that heal people and you think being able to make some fire is retarded?

>>534879052
yes

>>534879052
It not being magic is retarded. What's next you want to say the fox spirit is actually a hologram and Kiriko can give a toddler super strength to beat up a grown man by waving her hands around technologically?

>>534878970
It's not magic, it's Ki/chi/chakra. I take it this is your first foray in to chinese mythology? They don't have magicians and shit. They have martial artists. Martial artists that can manifest their ki in to powers that look like magic.

>>534879362
Oh right it's not called magic because the CCP said there's a difference between a chinese wizard and a european wizard.

gn magicians, shapers of the elements

>>534879219
I personally don't ggive a shit if there's magic in the overwatch world. It's comicbook shit, there's super science and magic side by side in comics and cartoons.

Anran is trans?

>>534879943
I mean there obviously is magic. Saying everything is secretly technology would be the retarded part. Like why doesn't fucking everyone just summon spirit dragons then all the time?

>>534879042
22 yeah, any reccomendations ?

>>534880235
It's too late for you. Clearly you don't have the gene

>>534880048
Presumably that kind of stuff would be cutting edge and advanced. The people in Overwatch are all special forces and scientists after all.

>/mrg/ - better general, worse game
>/owg/ - worse general, better game
What's the reason for this?

>>534880457
Nothing hanzo does is cutting edge technology. It's literally just magic in every appearance he has.

>>534879501
I'm not even meme'ing when I say that. China gets VERY pissed if you try and compare martial arts ki with european "magic". And even then, your idea of magic is probably heavily skewed to have an image of harry potter-esque spell casting, running around with a wand and flinging fireballs and stun spells and shit. If not that, then a tolkein-esque idea of magic. The wizard with the staff, casting grand, large scale magic, etc. All of that is "modern" depictions of magic. Actual historical european magic is shit like, "The ol' fookin' bloke down the lane buried a decap'tated rats 'ead in me fookin garden an' drew a dick on me nan's 'eadstone outta blood from a cow's testicle, now all me crops are bloody fookin rottin and me kid has a club foot now." It was a lot of fortune telling, chants, rituals, and prayers.

Chinkland's """magic""" is shit like, "Pao Yu secluded himself in a sealed off cave for three years with nothing but grain balls and ki enhancement pills made from the ass-crust from a dragon, fir from a tiger's testicle, and monkey's snot, as well as some sect's secret technique manuals, and now he can do the 12-step cherry blossom moon dance, which summons a wave of petals made from pure ki that can cut through 3 mountains with a single swing."

>>534880487
Rivals general surprising has actual fans of comics, the game still absolute trash tho

>>534880487
We have a lot of agitators posting in bad faith.

>>534880597
No I know, I actually did just forgot the reason why they would specify that these chinese characters dont do magic is because of CCP. I'm familiar enough with chinese movies that I know how the rules go and how they're often extremely arbitrary and change a lot where someone is clearly doing magic but then its made okay because at the very end like The House that Never Dies 2 at the very end they just say actually there were no ghosts the house was full of swamp gas and made everyone hallucinate.

>>534880393
Well im p confident I can get a high rank, so I guess. I just noticed there was a /vg/ thread for the game so wanted to ask you guys would have some tips as im sure one or two were high rank

>>534877198
>Yeah not asian good grades though
My university program was mostly asian students but i was the only one with a 4.0 so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Is Overwatch's competitive scene dead? Should Blizzard attempt to recapture Overwatch's highest level players?

>>534881287
Maybe she should solo queue instead of stacking for easier games

>>534881287
Isn't she like top 30 or something?

>>534881360
She solos all the time, she's usually the one carrying frogger's meme ass when they duo

>>534881287
honestly I don't watch OW streams but the long queues seem comfy because then it's mostly chilling with the streamer but there's also some good and honest gaming in there as well

>>534881287
the majority of top 500 players used to be contenders and owl players, so they'll never have a really flush and full top ranked queue again
owcs is a beer league, players left to more supported esports games

>>534878987
>weapon skins don't show for some reason
Juno in black bodysuit is too powerful

>>534880487
>>534880821
>We have a lot of agitators posting in bad faith.
This is the reason. Despite what theyre gonna say, all of the schizoid meltdowns chased everyone away
>>534880791
>Rivals general surprising has actual fans of comics
aka /co/tards. We honestly should be grateful that we dont have them here.

it doesn't matter the topic /owg/ has always had at minimum one retard freaking out over it
I've never seen a general with such a concentration of freaks
even right now we have a handful of people who can't do anything but antagonize and derail the thread
genuinely a depressing tale

PLAY OVERWATCH
HAPPY

>the person that made the wuyang comic is the one that makes mountains of dva ramattra shipping art
pretty cool

>still no old man to argue with Mei in Chinese
What the fuck is Blizzard doing.

>>534883685
so that's why it was so soulless

RETVRN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og5-Pm4HNlI

>we never got environmental interactables for Sombra-exclusive tactics
Would that have been awful?

>>534881287
aspen finally a got game

>>534881360
she's literally frogger's booster what are you talking about lmao

>>534884108
Blizz just can't remove her invis and translocator just because of this animation?

>>534881287
>this why I'm able to climb in Stadium

When is it her turn for a mythic?

>>534886581
>her mythic color scheme will change the color of her buttplug

>>534886581
>sombra finally gets a mythic, instantly buy it
>can't play it because she gets banned every match
reeeeeeeeee

>>534887528
iridescent buttplug

Worth coming back?

>>534891495
always has been

>>534891495
depends when you left
6v6 is back and it's open queue but thanks to that it is in its best state it has ever been in all of overwatch 2

>>534887528
>>534889154
>color scheme will change the color of her buttplug

I miss 5v5 open queue

>>534891495
wait 2 weeks the next season is supposed to be pretty big

>>534892270
5v5 open queue was the perfect example of how awful Overwatch 2 is balanced, literally 3 tanks and 2 supports, every single fucking game. You didn't even get a dps even with the dps passive being added, tanks are just that much stronger than all other roles.
Only way open queue can exist in this game is with a limit to tanks.

haha wassup guys, which school do yall think you'd be placed into?

I think im a metal school chad because frick ya

Hoi zäme, it's me Mercy from Overwatch. Recently in a battle for Kings Row against Null Sector the omnics damaged my Valkryrie Suit and the only way I can get it fixed is if you send me your credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3 fun numbers on the back. You have to act fast though, Reinhardt can't hold them off much longer! Please be our hero, help us save Kings Row, and remember HEROES NEVER DIE!

>>534895392
Pube status?

Hoiya

>>534896313
heya

>>534897259
Love Lena <3

I heard Tracer has to use a muffler

>>534897730
Don’t be Daft

>>534897839
It's true. It just slips out of her sometimes so she has to keep something there for sanitary reasons.

>Junker Queen on team.
>lose.

the kiriko brought you donuts

>>534899045
Junkerqueen is the worst tank currently in the game.

>>534897475
TLL

the kiriko dance

kissu

>Play with friends
>Teammates immediately getting picked
>Play alone
>Smurfing 5 stack
Okay, just ban me if you don't want me to play

>>534908005
OW is the kind of game you play with friends you met playing OW not just casual friends.

Skill issue.

this is by far the worst general on this board

>>534908421
Feel free to go live in gig

>>534908421
I don't think you realize what we're up against here

I wish we could all have nice things.

>>534910710
gay

How does Juno's suit come off? There is no zipper.

>>534911718
she lives in it

I think the best course of action would be to reboot Overwatch as a whole

No.

>>534911718
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UqNQ3cJsrG4

>>534913657
she pees and poos in the suit!?

>>534913736
more magic in overwatch baka

Not going to make it bros
I'm not good enough to be a noob

Why can't they buff mercy? She's so useless compared to ana kiriko bap or even juno.

>>534917635
Because she's already the skill-less man's choice? She CAN'T be too good, all those still need SOME semblance of aim and resource management

>>534892379
What's so big about it?

>>534918167
It's the half year mini shakeup. Bigger balance changes to shift the meta (likely nerfing block tanks) and another rank reset.

>>534918292
Is this confirmed or just guessing?

>>534918343
Guessing. They confirmed that they are going to switch out a lot of perks and said unofficially that changes to the armor+block issue are coming. If they stick to resetting ranks 2 times a year this would be the season for it.

>>534918969
They finna nerf my Hamzo, innit?

>>534918292
>Bigger balance changes to shift the meta

Yea, I can totally see them nerf ana or kiriko. The only thing to look forward is the stats website so we can see how bad balanced this game is.

>>534908421
let me guess, you're earth class? hahahaha

Ana is not a problem at all.

>>534919708
sybau water college scrub, metal college chads are vibing

>>534919708
Why lie like that?

Are we getting a new hero at least?

>>534919708
Ana has a kit that doesn't belong in the game

AINT YALL JUST IGNORE THE SHIMADA BROS HARD LIGHT DRAGONS AND KIRIKOS HOLOGRAMS xD???? *HOLDS UP SBORK* YEP, WU YANG IS USING HIGHLY ADVANCED TECH" BECAUSE, UHHH HE JUST IS OKAY?? METAL COLLEGE. WATER COLLEGE. FIRE COLLEGE. EARTH COLLEGE. IT JUST MAKES FUCKIN SENSE YO!!!! HELLA RIPPED OFF AVATAR? NOT A FLIPPIN CHANCE!

FUCK THIS DEVS. FUCK THESE DEVS. FUCK THESE WRITERS. THIS GAME HAS BEEN UTTERLY BASTARDIZED.

THE FUN? RAPED
THE LORE? RAPED
THE LEGACY? RAPED
THE GAMEPLAY? RAPED
THE MONETIZATION? RAPED

OPEN UP THEM PACO BOXES. GRIND FOR DEM PACO BOXES EVERY WEEK! YOU MAY JUST GET SOMETHIN SPECIAL METHINKS >:))))

OH US TEAMING UP WITH SAUDI ARABIA TO DELIVER AN EPIC ESPORTS EVENT DESPITE THEM KILLING JOURNALISTS uhhhh. ;) THATS JUST AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH OF CAPITALISM BUD

DONT ASK WHY. DONT QUESTION WHY. ONLY BE HAPPY THAT CASTER GET BAG. BE HAPPY PLAYER GET BAG. BE HAPPY GET BAG SHUT MOUTH. BE HAPPY.

>caring about lore
>caring about skins
>caring about ow esports
>caring about challenges
>caring about battlepass

I like playing this game. Anything else is just fluff and who gives a fuck bullshit.

>>534920974
I care about my wife Hana

>>534921360
The problem is that nothing about this game matters anymore. It's just become another live service title with nothing going for it.

>>534921864
So nothing has changed.

>>534921864
Waifus matter

>>534920307
ok let's look at her kit
> primary fire
she can't headshot( unless you pick her major perk at the end of the game that nobody pick anyway because self-nano is much better). her damage can be easily outheal'd
> nade
overrated by ana haters. not being able to be healed for what, 2 sec ?, it really isn't game breaking. people that think ana counter hog are so KEK. "oh no, he can't use his breather for 2 sec". according to this logic, sombra counter everyone kek.
> Sleep
besides that is a skillshot so even a good ana is going to miss most of them and has long cd. mostly annoying but not broken. fair risk/reward ratio, if she miss she's extremely vulnerable
> nano
as good as the player that gets nano'ed. if the nanobalde genji gets you were rightfully punished for being out of position

tldr: skill issue

Never forget that it all started with a hamster.

>>534922363
the game went wholesome chungus and never recovered

Why do people hate playing with a hamster? It's much for fun than sitting behind a rein shield.

I'm not silver so i don't hate playing with a Hamster. In fact i don't really give a shit what my team plays.

if genzo was never split into genji and hanzo and had all their abilities /owg/ would claim his kit wasn't bloated at all

Which kpop bands does D.va like in lore?

>>534922810
isn't she a lucio simp?

>>534922353
>overrated by ana haters. not being able to be healed for what, 2 sec ?
>3 seconds on a ability that completely negates all healing is overrated ok?

Why are support players like this? You're already playing this game on baby mode.

>oh noo i can't be healed oh noo
>ana dies anyway
so hard

>>534922624
Depends on how well the ball is doing, if he just rolls around and feeds without booping and slamming then it's awful.

>>534923094
Ana is almost never banned in GM lobbies, unless the tank wants to cheese pick hog or mauga.
The bans are almost always dps and tank characters.

>supports are only banned in high ranks
>supports are never banned in high ranks
Which one is it then?

>>534925837
Ana just sucks ass because she's not good in high ranks, other supports like Kiri do get banned there.

>>534925837
>>534925945
>>534926117

>>534926241
masters 5 is not high rank

Anybody wanna play some quickplay games for the lootbox challenges? I'm on NA #Jinx12781

>>534926241
>freja ana dva
Oh look, all the bs characters.

>>534926241
Why is 4chan always wrong even with evidence right infront their eyes? And instead to man up and accept he's wrong it's just another cope response. Like what's the point in arguing here you get better conversations with chatgpt.

>xhe believes random made up fanfic stat sheets
ngmi

Hot enough for ya?
Sharp enough for ya?

>>534881034
Use Kovaaks OW2 playlists, and play a lot.
>as im sure one or two were high rank
Nobody here is good, or plays ranked

>>534926241
Why are they banning Zen?

>using aim trainers
lol
lmao even

>Nobody here is good, or plays ranked
Factually incorrect

>>534927002
Because a good Zen is aids against tank players.

>>534927045
me btw

>>534926307
cmon bros, it's only 6 games of quick play... i dont type or use the mic

>>534927007
I've literally only ever heard cheaters bring aim trainers up. You either got the stuff or you don't. That's my philosophy. Aim training does not improve aim, it just allows you to warm up.

>>534926954
>Kovaaks
why not aimlabs?

>>534927742
Well you only get 5mins a match to get used to timing an attack (especially projectiles) at moving targets, change it to an hour of different types of enemy movement and you've just had an hour of a match no queue times nothing, I went from platueing on plat to diamond so figured I'd atleast suggest it to a newcomer.
>>534927901
Is it any good?

>>534928045
>Is it any good?
It's free and the only thing I tried, so I have no comparison.

Restraining order against your abusive Lindholm wife.

Anyone know which level is this? Found it somewhere in my nvidia folders.

>>534824167 (OP)
New Support hero.
>Goes to Water College
>Is a cute twunk.
>Water College is also in the gay city of China.
>Gay College in Gay City is attacked by Null Sector (归零). 零 also means zero, and “0” is a slang term for “bottom” in Chinese. So Gay College in Gay City is attacked by bottoms.

What is Blizzard trying to say here?

>>534931038
you sound very knowledgeable about all this gay stuff

>>534931038
Is it just me or does his ingame model look way worse than in the comics? He looks less handsome and more monkey-like

>>534926307
I will add you when I get home tonight, my pfp is a coffee cup I don't play sober btw
>>534930595
I think it's Thailand

>>534931689
>I will add you when I get home tonight
Sorry bro, I already cleared them.
I kept asking randos in quickplay to group up until one of them accepted.

I really appreciate it though.

>>534929129
I think I could give her a good pounding

>>534931689
This is why I don't get any fucking heals PUT DOWN THE PIPE AND DO YOUR JOB

>>534932976
you dodged a bullet there, don't accept any invites now, or better yet change your btag

>>534932976
ok then
>>534934151
I play games to have fun and it's not fun without drugs

>>534931624
>>534931038
looks generic as fuck

>>534934808
you have sex with men tho

>>534934952
Lenafag is allowed to be here up all night on meth and schizoposting at 5AM local time however YOU are not

>needs drugs to have fun
Another red flag for the avatarfag.

>>534935159
what are you gonna do about it biltch

Lenafag's losing but inspiring fight with autogynephilia, zoophilia, incontinence, drug addiction, and depression in many ways mirrors the book of Job.

>>534935376
you forgot that he's also a pedo

>>534935485
Sadly factual post i fear.

>>534935159
wicked!
>>534935220
that's not true. I like doing lots of things sober like meticulously organising my underwear by color, wear and stains.

Lenafag has been awakened by the stench of her DDP (dirty diaper panties)

>>534936102
>her

Que onda

>>534936130
I gotta respect Lenafag's pronouns

>>534936257
pontificating the olfactory stimulation as you read this

>>534936257
>>534936442
Both of them taking turns wrapping their legs around my head

>>534936453
it's not the worst hybrid/escort map

>>534908421
literally go check /heem/ right now and say that is better

If this isn't the worst general on the board then how come we have a multitude of posters from supposedly worse generals?

>>534937728
It's because the "worst general" spammer spams that in every general.

>>534937828
That has nothing to do with my question. How is a general full of people from "worse" generals not the worst one?

>>534938034
>how do you know a volcano is hotter than your shower, you live in a volcano?

>>534938136
That's a terrible analogy, everyone knows what a volcano is but only a person interested in gay ass-rape would know what /garg/ is and how it compares to /owg/.

>>534938515
I don't know what that is but you seem to do. Curious.

>>534938589
>I don't know what that is
Bend over and I'll show you.

I don't know or care if this is the worst general, all I know is that it was a lot better before Aaron's tenure.

>>534939331
it was even better before you came

this is by far the best general on this board

>>534939472
Did you even own a computer back in 2016?

>>534939569
I got my first computer before you dad hit puberty

I'm Alan Turing

>>534939762
ur gay AND dead LOL

>>534939536
prove it

>>534911789
Just imagine the foul stench.

>>534936257
https://rule34.xyz/posts/4321/4321007/4321007.picsmall.jpg

I’m Alan Tudyk

>>534940236
juicy taco...

>mercy swaps to moira
>suddenly the game turns from stomp to winnable

>>534939852
turn on your monitor

If Ana is so bad why don't people ban her? I mean if your team picks a useless Moira Mercy duo the least you could do is make sure the enemy team doesn't have an Ana or a Kiriko.

>>534939898
Eating this Lena out

Ventura...

>>534941834
>no tits

gay shit

>>534941508
because banning broken tanks and dps is much better

>>534941508
Ana gets banned pretty often in master+ and I always vote to ban her since I play jq and her nade can simply stop my entire gimmick from existing and is also my ults entire gimmick on a much shorter cooldown
pretty sure she's the most banned support by a long shot in that elo

>>534942584
an ass for ants

>>534942586
Maybe stop playing the worst tank in the game.

>>534926241
What's up with the dva hate?

>>534940768
I miss when healers weren't dps

>>534943578
works on my machine, and you're being intentionally obtuse if you think ana isn't a cancer to every single tank in the game

>>534943683
Healing is more forgiving than dealing damage by design. If you want to allow for skill expression in the support role you have to make them contribute damage.

>>534943667
She’s annoying to play against. Not bad, just frustrating.

>>534943667
she kills squishies insanely fast

>>534943667
>impossible to kill
>impossible to kill anyone near her for 5 seconds
>infinite mobility
>instantly deletes squshies
>two lives
Jeez I wonder!

>>534944914
>two lives
skill issue ngl

does Deadeye reticle take into account damage boosts? like if I have nano or blue beam will it reach the skull faster or will it reach the skull at the same rate but kill before the skull? what about discord?

>>534943873
Reinchads don't give a shit about Ana

>>534945117
That's her backup after her first two backups.

>>534945126
I think it accounts for everything except amp matrix.

>>534945126
I hate that it doesn't account for blocks. Hazard always survives.

>>534926241
>on one hand want to get good and rank up with characters I like
>on the other hand my favorite characters start getting banned more and more at higher ranks on top of wait times
Maybe peaking at Plat is OK after all

Juno… wife…

>can't play ball and doom because shitters meme banned them
>just start learning mauga
You brought this on yourselves

>>534943925
Reminder a kiriko leftclick does more headshot damage than two swings of a Genji ultimate, let alone his fan + blade + melee

>>534948104
but her leftclick heals....

>>534948006
Awful hero, Mauga is so weak now I don't understand why anyone would pick him unless you're trolling?

>>534948104
literally everything you've said is wrong

>hero shooter
>"noooooo you cant pick what you want!!!!!!!!"

>>534948006
I'm pretty much entirely a Winston one trick since hero bans made ball and doom rarely playable. Hazard barely feels like a dive tank and I've never been a fan of DVA

Overwatch has been around for a pretty long time. Is there anything left they could add to the game that would make it more fun or have they run out of options at this point?

>>534948006
is that as a punishment to your team or do you really think you'll have success on mauga

jose killed xerself

>>534950506
nudity

FACT: Lenafag has sex with biological males.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_r2U6tGsRc
how tall is this guy? he looks 5'2

I’m an aimlet. What tank and dps hero should I learn?

>>534951516
>biological males
are there other kinds of males?

>>534951221
nah

>>534951221
nu-uh, just saw him leave the pub with a few cuties (kiriko cosplayers)

>>534951602
Rein of course

here's one of those cuties (kiriko cosplayers)

>>534951602
>tank
any
>dps
any except widow

>>534951918
Would

>>534952153
You'd fuck her fox spirit if you had a chance too

>>534952226
What the fuck? What’s wrong with you?

>>534881287
Keep in mind they also queue the 6v6 open queue mode on purpose because it has longer queue times (especially when one or both of them are in champion) so they can just play variety in queue

>>534952481
That's what she would say if she knew what you wanna do to her fox spirit

>>534953092
I bet you want to fuck that guy with a choker and cat ears

>>534951918
wouldn't

>>534950506
Large scale Star Wars Battlefront 2 mode.

>>534953265
Fuck off retard furfag.

>>534950506
a gamemode that is replayable and modifiable for good churn rate....
make it casual to contrast the inherent competitive nature of the game...
perhaps it could even be cooperative...
hear me out guys...

>>534954935
let it go, jeff

Reminder that outside of your circlejerk everyone loves kiriko

>>534881287
the only answer to long queue times at higher ranks is to sacrifice everyone below like apex legends does and start putting 3 stack top 500 players in plat and diamond lobbies. only other option i could think of would be a community effort to make our own leagues and shit to run on the custom games browser.

>>534955313
>asians like asian characters
what a revelation

i play brotato and make smut in blender between queues

>>534955493
is this based or the cancer on our society, no comment

>>534955336
there is enough masters for quickish queue times for the top 500, putting them against diamonds and even plats is insanity

>>534954935
Stadium is already in the game