Thread 211692609

secret horses

Here we are then

um hi

what the ummy

The leftypolfu getting dangerously close to hearing my views on immigration

drove to tescos and it felt like being on holiday but shitter

weird how when you look at an old photo, the men look normal but the women are all really ugly

Just no craft to it

>>211692722
bent freak

Any big mongo spastic man in?

>>211692722
nah my mum looks FIT in her old photos

Really want to fuck the Asian in the jet2 ad

Get the cans cracked

>>211692755
YES
Why is she with that zoomer mong

>>211692749
aye me

>>211692765
you seen the image of her with an inflated belly from so much cum?

cheeky 1100 calorie dinner there x

Leftypol be like:
>Twitter was great until three years ago

>>211692812
what the fork

out and about

some of you have your dinner much too early

Got the arse streamers on again haven't I haha

>>211692816
this is pretty much me

>>211692722
the blokes always have gordon ramsays body

>>211692722
true
wasn't as much oestrogen in the water back then

my underwear fucking stinks!!!

Now THAT'S how you BBCpost

God does not exist
God never existed

Drank too much water and now my cocks gone all sloshy again. I’ll have to change into my tighter boxers. Country’s gone to the dogs.

um gang

>>211692857
yeah? and what are you going to fucking do about it cunt? yeah thought not. pipe the fuck down

>>211692871
French art.

>>211692910
yeah he does idiot where do you think all this nature came from

>>211692911
>cocks gone all sloshy again
you what

Earthquake was 27 years old here

>>211692910
Prove it

>>211692857
still got my tea to eat later

nah but seriously though

where the FUCK is diego

Unreal how peng China is

Had my tea at half 4

Might become a Mormon and have six wives haha

>God does not exist
>God never existed

Chadsrael has the most insufferable chuds and libtards in full meltdown at the same time. How do they pull it off?

just seen a cronem walk past

>>211693023
>Least Pro-Israel Yank

>>211693023
People hate what they want to be but lack the courage to be.

I would like to state for the record that I am currently naked

What a day in the toil for Canslad
>toilberg stayed at home the prick
>calls me up
>er, we had a chat and it was decided that since you're a contractor, you can't go on any more trips or functions from work
>yeah okay toilberg
>say it the Latvian Chebs
>she sends off an email to like 8 people in HR and the 6 people on the senior management team sating she feels this is bullying and trying to isolate me from being a member of staff since I've been there almost two years
>one director replies back, CC's in the toilberg and says that I'm considered part of the full time staff
>Head of HR adds in a second reply stating that I've always been considered part of full time staff and that it would be bullying to exclude me from any office functions or trips

So, that's how my day went, lads

>>211693042
Kedi

Did such a messy poo earlier lads I'm lucky I was just about to go for a shower anyway

>>211692991
>obnoxious light pollution is good

Any Shortsman in? Bought a pair of shorts. They're kinda comfortable. Bit tight since I'm a fat fuck but it feels nice
Think I might buy some more

just fell asleep halfway through reading a post

Heard there's a blackout
Hope they catch him haha

>>211693075
lol

>>211693140
Alri lad

She wants a man with a 5 year long wordle streak

remember when they projected an image of the israel flag on the houses of parliament

Wherever one looks among our enemies, one sees Jew after Jew.

Jews are behind Roosevelt in his "Brain Trust".

Jews are behind Churchill as his prompters.

Jews are the rabble-rousers behind the entire English-American-Soviet press.

Jews hidden in the dark corners of the Kremlin are the real bearers of Bolshevism.

The international Jew is the mortar that holds the enemy coalition together.

>>211692857
not good to have it late
affects your sleep

Need Emma Watson to fart in my face.

Someone explain the Iran and Israel beef and how it's probably our fault for drawing a line on a map 100 years ago

>>211693106
kedi waiting for his order

Hate Fridays.
People keep asking me what I'm doing at the weekend.
I'm doing nothing. I always do nothing. I don't want to talk about how I'm doing nothing. "Not much, you?" should be the end of my part of the conversation. Take the hint and fuck off from my desk Janice.

rorke, I wish you were born a girl

>>211693210
Never happened Al-Rorq

>>211693192
The Latvian did express how much younger I liked when I shaved.
We might be on to something here, lad

>>211693280
Maybe Janice likes you, lad?
Maybe you should invite her out for a few cans

>>211693075
haha racism lolol

>>211693280
not that anybody asks anymore, but i used to just either lie or be so brutally honest that people thought i was joking

>>211693261
Mad how it's alright to hold everything in history against us but we're just meant to be mates with Germany and not mention the war they started within living memory

>>211693280
sound like she wanted some fucc

>>211693261
Nicest kebab I've had was Iranian so I know whose side I'm on. You've got to trust your gut, as they say

>>211693075
Sending prayers <3

Leftypol voting for a white male knight of the realm with Jewish children
Rorke voting for a black woman with a big fat arse

>>211693354
>n-no, you see, 4chan has other "boards" y'see...and...and...theres a car one and a fitness one..yeah a bit like a bodybuilding...no no..i dont post on the incel one...i...wait where are you going

>>211693412
im voting magpies

>>211693444
this photo was taken before she died x

>>211692315
thanks

>>211693280
why don't you do something?

>>211693465
Well yeah she's alive

>>211693362
Looks tasty but hardly fulfilling. I'd eat this then be back out the door for some real food

>>211693449
ok not that honest. i would never mention 4chan to people

>>211693280
Same

What's all this then
I'm just a floating horse head

alri

They never ask when I'm actually doing something and they always ask when I'm sitting in my smelly bedroom having incelwanks

Dude, Where's My Arse?

What happened with the war between India and Pakistan? Was it a nowt sarni or what?

wanking over Janice’s teenage daughter

>>211693515
>fancy joining me Janice, think I might start with Natalie Mars then move on to a bit of Bailey Jay
And it's that easy to get a gf

>yank coca cola is made with corn syrup instead of cane sugar
bizarre people

my walk animation is incel-coded

What's the matter, Heatherchad?

You've barely posted your pure satire...

>>211693598
Love his work

the betty swollocks have arrived

>>211693571
im lead to believe that nothing ever happens

Someone really must put a stop to this webp nonsense, what happened the the good old days of going to save an image off google and knowing you were getting a jpg or a png?

rorke's barracks

alcohol is good for you
ignore anyone who says otherwise

>>211693617
They go mad for Mexican Coke but it's just normal Coke to us

>>211693571
It was a shot over the bow. They sit back then while Israel and Shitran war it out

>>211693655
webp is good 4chan is just dogshit

>>211693598
did blondie go to doggie hell

>>211693662
seasideMARK domain

Absolutely insane how earth is probably the only planet in the galaxy with intelligent life yet we're ruled by jewish capitalists who want to destroy the White race, which is the only race proven to be capable of getting humans off this planet.

>>211693617
think everyones is
only glass one are from cane

>>211693636
ziedbelg's crush

>operation rising lion
*cups hands in mouth*
LARRRRRPPPPPPP

More upset with the jewish community about this than anything. Not fair at all really he is a 5'8 ugly heeb freak

Sir Nothing Burger

>>211693704
Getting off this planet to go where? And for what reason?

Reform is a brown ZOG party.

Bring back Nick Griffin and the BNP.

>>211693655
when I'm voted into power, first two people against the wall will be the guy who invented webp and the guy that invented those bottle caps that don't come off

>>211693617
for me it's the Diet

The thing with the holocaust is there's no smoke without fire

tattle.life aged women are really really mad

do real men even exist anymore or are we all just incels, chuds, chads, sigmas etc...?
and why only women get empowerement through instagram, onlyfans... even more if they are fat and ugly
hell, even that one woman who fucks 1000s guys a day is celebrated
I just want us to be happy bros

>>211693759
Based

>>211693745
He means Irish immigrants

>>211693759
the aspartame jew

leftypol btfo
(again)

>>211693743
Conquer the Galaxy for the White race.

>>211693786
grow up

off to watch House. I hope someone suggests that the patient has lupus

>>211693745
fucking retard
doesn't he know everyone in Reform has a foreign wife lmao

Love when people cope by saying rich people don't buy x or y luxury good and that in fact only financially irresponsible chavs buy flashy things.
Yeah, of course real Tarqs don't have that Patek Philippe and the lass in the brand new Range Rover Vogue is just some love island reject from a council estate

The only memhole I really want to know about is what happened to Nick Brown.

>>211693785
isn't this considered "slut shaming"

>>211693745
He's working the marks, don't expose the business

Having to have yogurts for breakfast, lunch and dinner today because I got both my upper wisdom teeth out and I can't chew, also I'm 50% more of a mong now

>>211692609 (OP)
what is their secret

Absolute state of Iran desu. Their entire shit’s just been fucked.

think the only way of saving my heterosexuality is to become gay

>open window for 1 minute
>60,000 flies enter the flat
ah, yes

>>211693892
they responded yet?

rorke doing a cosplay of comic book guy from the simpsons for 30 years straight

>>211693819
says anon on 4chan kek

>>211693907
hate fruit flies so much. constant annoyance as soon as it gets a bit warm

>>211693920
Of course they raised up a few flags to show they were angry

>>211693907
how do I stop this

Lots of Range Rovers and the like on the terraced streets near toil
Suspect some of the owners may be criminals

>brown paki man steps down from chairman
>nigel begs him back
>replace him with a homosexual jew who loves immigration
pretty obvious the entire right wing in Britain is co-opted by the state at this point. Why cant we just have a normal white straight man?

>>211693920
2 more weeks and the Ummah will rise

>>211693907
maybe if you cleaned up a bit they wouldn't bother. they're attracted by rot and stink

>>211693892
>>211693920

>>211693843
Luxury watches that aren't flashy like Pateks are silly. Conspicuous consumption is what they like. Pates are subtle. A black alligator wristband? Worthless. Diamond encrusted rose gold audemars is everything

>>211693937
fill the flat with aggressive spiders

the UMmah

>>211693957
ethopian be kiddin me

>>211693946
Only Nixon can go to China

>>211693944
nah when the police come round and check them they'll all be registered to old women

>>211693843
It's a cope isn't it

They're driving a shit car because they don't care about cars. No one who's wealthy and likes cars is going to drive something shit as their only car

>>211693971
scream

>>211693785
oh did the person's who shtick is acting like a dumb slut act like a dumb slut? I am livid.

I'm siding with Iran. They're Shia Muslims, so they're a very based and esoteric form of Islam not like the camel fucking pedo freaks in Sunni Islam

>>211693973
see this women posted from time to time and not a single clue who she is

>>211693970
You'd get arrested for dressing like that here

>>211693745
Who are reform even trying to appeal to these days?

christ almighty we're getting boiled alive

The new IRGC commander is whiter than Sadiq Khan and Rishi Sunak.

Everyone knows rich people don't buy expensive things!

>>211693973
You've fallen for Fake News and AI

>>211694011
TITS thoughever

liz hurley posted a naked picture of herself on instagram
just thought you lads should know

>>211694044
Sexooo

>>211694029
t. shagged bonnie blue's mangina

>>211693617
they actually do make some with cane sugar but it's for kosher reasons, and those ones come with gold can tops

>>211694019
>Are you heckin' kiddin' me how am I supposed to survive 23c in summer the planet is literally on fire!

bit hot to be wearing nike tech

>>211694011
Iran is an Aryan state fighting against the Tel Aviv-Washington-London network of international jewry as National Socialist Germany did in 1939.

>>211694029
what a fool he is

>>211694049
shane warne shagged that. but he's dead now, so who really won?

>>211693996
It is entirely a cope
Posho living in the cotswolds might have a battered old Volvo for doing bits round the countryside but they have an Aston Martin for the drive down to the villa in the Riviera.

>>211693892
They have entire underground cities of missiles and facilities Israel is going to have to do more than that if they want to shut them down

>>211694077
You worship losers lol

Tommy Walsh from Ground Force has died

lurkpak plapable

rorke, you are valid, you exist. <3

>>211694083
Used to get my hair cut by an ex of his
She wasn't that peng

>qatar
uh aren't they literally harbouring hamas
and the saudis cut off relations with them in 2017 because they were too pro-iran
odd behaviour

guess I'll never really understand geopolitics

>>211694105
first brian wilson, now are tommy
it not right

>>211694105
More like in the ground force

those retarded green frog cartoons are directly linked to indian subculture by the way. so whenever you see posts on here, just know its probably one of those indian spam bots because the frog is name "apu" which is shortened from "apustaja" which means "disappointment" in India

>>211694090
>They have entire underground cities of missiles
The yids just obliterated the entire general staff of the Iranian Air Force and IRGC, you would assume now would be a decent time to use some of those missiles

ar emma might just comeback

>>211694101
You're a literal jew lol

vgh...hyperborea...

>>211694105
found dead in bed with david jason apparently. god only knows what they were up to

>>211694155
timmy's crush

>>211694124
Looks like the worst world tour ever

>>211694153
>obliterated the entire general staff of the Iranian Air Force and IRGC
No they didn't

>>211694124
there's a big US air base there and they know which side they're on

Lads, we're on the cans tonight, yeah?

Rorke used to be cool

>>211694159
I agree with you on 95% of things im sure but worshipping Nazi germany and blaming everything bad on the yid as a Brit is moronic. The heritage of an Englishman is the most impressive thing on earth why throw it away to worship century old losers and dune coons

>>211694101
USA is in decline, eventually Iran will be the regional hegemon

i'll have the double cheeseburger but hold the lettuce
dont be frontin son, no seeds on the bun
we be up in this drive-thru. order for two
i got a feelin for a number nine like my shoe
ill have a dr pepper my brother, another for your mother, always supersize and dont forget the friesssss

>>211694215
read the room
DO better

>>211694230
Pep been on holiday to Turkey

>>211694252
LOOK at my big balls in my tight jeans!

>>211694271
grow up

in your liverpool slums

in awe of israel
complete W natiion

that pager stunt was fucking mad and now they have iran on a leash

>>211694256
Jews are the enemy of the Aryan race.

Quite like all these wars happening when we're not in it
It's like watching wrestling back in the day

>>211694316
With great power comes great responsibility.

They will implode eventually

>>211694305
Last verse is best verse

*grabs the mic*
BECAUSE STONE COLD SAYS SO
*kicks you in the stomach and stunners you*

blud really quoting spider man

>ask toilretard to pick a time for Monday afternoon between 1-4 for a 30 minute call
>yes that time is fine!

erm, right

>>211694271
projared's weird knob

Rorke Sr. supporting Israel
Rorke Jr. telling him he's so out of touch

To quote spider-man, "I want to fuck my Auntie".

Operation Scranning Lion

British jets are currently being used to defend Israel from Iranian missiles BTW.
The jew rules this country.

I shot a man in cheadle just to watch him die

Spiderman was always Mexican

>>211694397
at least they can agree on the jeet crash

what did he say again?

>>211694423
I don't think this is accurate

>20 something women does slag shit
HOW DARE SHE
>60 something women does slag shit
STUNNING AND BRAVE

>>211694124
ALL THE LADS!
LADS! LADS!

>>211694435
Do you die if you get shot in the cheadle? Not sure where that is on the body

>>211694450
>60
okay thats mad
fair play

Don't know why you're ripping into me about the spiderman quote. It's genuinely wise.

tonight's order from the brown men

>>211694423
Why should Britain let Iran bomb Israel?

>>211694435
Gem

Sir Adolf Eichman

>>211694486
pfm

>>211694501
Because Israel bombed Iran

>>211694489
I expect a side by side pic of the plated meal and the resulting splatter shit it produces afterwards

>>211694450
>"Men shouldn't fancy women in their 20s" says unmarried woman in her 30s

>>211694489
mmmm frozen blocks of "lamb" and reheated rice

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

>>211694489
trying to impress pooja?

>>211694486
They have american bfs

>tree fiddy for steamed rice
bro is getting vishwashed

>>211694501
Iran = Aryans, Indo-Europeans
Jews = semitic world parasite

Not sure if I could even sustain a gf at this point. My hobbies are too asocial, fishing, nature photography, writing... How am I meant to entertain a woman?

We really need some better allies, sick of these shit-tier countries

>>211694527
So?

>>211694561
LOL

>>211694576
photography works
girls like being taken pictures of

>>211694576
COULD BE WORSE
FIRST 4 HAS ME DONE

>>211694608
Ktim

>>211694561
Indians speak a PIE daughter language, as do Pakistanis. Your thoughts?

love slithering down the stairs and eating a whole heap of cheese out of the fridge in the darkest hours of the night like some horrible little cheese goblin

theres a faint hint of exhaustion and desperation and sadness when zoomers start every sentence with bro

bro is craaaaazyyyyy
what is little bro doingggggg

>>211694635
only online trolling me

>>211694510
Check back! Pure bullshit, babe.

Women be like:
>"That gives me the ICK!"
and then go outside wearing Crocs

love online trolling, me

Iranians are Aryan saaar please do the needful and bomb da jooooz

Siehst du im Osten das Morgenrot?
Ein Zeichen zur Freiheit, zur Sonne!
Wir halten zusammen, auf lebend, ob tot,
mag kommen, laß immer da wolle!
Warum jetzt noch zweifeln, hört auf mit dem Hadern,
Noch fließt uns deutsches Blut in den Adern.
Volk, ans Gewehr! Volk, ans Gewehr!

>>211694625
I suppose so, but I dont do portraits. Just cities and nature.
>>211694635
>Bird watching
Thats pathetic of the women surveyed... It is joyous walking softly through the woods and being visited by birds

BRO WHAT IS UNC YAPPING ABOUT LMAOOOO *SKULL EMOJI*

>>211694536
no I just love curry

Once upon a time I was doing big poos
Now I’m only doing dry farts
Nothing I can say, total eclipse of the shart

Sup niggers

>>211694215
Of course lad

>>211694679
teenagers using popular slang to try and fit in? unbelievable. this has NEVER happened before

>>211694749
You forgot the scat webm

>>211694703
the icks
>tattoos
>constant phone usage / tik tok / social media obsession
>"like" ... "literally" / any other npc-talk
>hairy arms
>gymshark
>long hair / dyed hair / extensions
>fake tan / tan in general

Women will complain about men playing video games while reaching level 2689 on Candy Crush

>>211694747
okay, enjoy x

Lost 50lb eating a croissant with a black coffee for breakfast, and getting a Pad See Ew/Pad Thai from a stall near my work. 2027 will be my year.

bed soon to watch some house md

bro is defending yankisms nah fr goofy ahh ninja

seriously stop it

>>211694663
Indians (Dasyu) speak it because they were conquered by Aryans. Iran literally means Aryan. Iranians generally have significantly closer affinity with Slavs than Indians do.
You see plenty of blonde, blue or green eyed Iranians. Not so for India, even among the high caste northwestern types.

>>211694450
Don't know if you've noticed fella but those are two different authors

>>211694769
Hon the er, Hghlanders

>>211694795
Hairy arms are tasteful lindy but rest are fair

She wants a man who plays darts

>>211694823
get the house x wilson gay moment compilations on

>>211694815
2027 is when AI takes over, might want to get your year in next year

>>211694852
not if theyre really hairy
worked with a girl who had dark hairy arms and it was gross

>>211694829
woke gone mad

Zoomers being offended by the outdated sensibilities of 2007

>Poppie Platt
bitch named like the sound of my poos hitting the water

>>211515015

>>211515015

>>211515015

i'm the next stop

Gonna go make a carbonara expect I don't have any of the proper ingredients in and I'm going to add garlic because it's better that way

sold my vacuum today all it was doing was collecting dust

>>211694929
>>211694929
>>211694929

zoomers crying about exams

>>211694830
shut up rasheed you dirty muslim bastard

>>211694928
extra gaalic all the wayy

>>211694939
timmy calls it peach fuzz

>>211694942
No seeing the mention of exams, lad?

>>211694950
Not muslim, jew.

>>211694974
spiritually you are