Thread 213031439

Kawasaki Ninja edition

do brits find america’s usage of the imperial unit system to be respectable?

poo smells

You will NEVER have a Cornish gf

>>213031450
no and it's annoying as fuck i have to translate literally everything because of that and the fact we still mix units reguarly

>>213031450
Have become a staunch metric man in my adult years, but will probably always address my height in feet & inches and distances in miles.

lads

Greetings, friends!

>>213031450
we don't think about it at all

Don't know if this lass at toil is incredibly intelligent and making jokes which are flying way over my head or if she really is as thick as she seems to be

>>213031461
I never had a Cornish pasty either and I haven't died yet.

>>213031463
>>213031470
it’s not at all charming that Britain’s cultural influence even permeates in the most powerful country’s official measurement system?

>>213031450
Your imperial measurements aren't even the same as ours, they just have similar names for units, and not even for all units.

>>213031461
Never had a cornish gf but shagged falmouth uni girls

What's the socially acceptable amount of time you have to keep a birthday/christmas card before you throw it in the bin?

inches and feet are good human like measurements like if you tell me its 7cm i have to think about it but if you say it in inches i just imagine a willy of that size

Only 155 days until Christmas in London

>>213031518
One week.

>>213031518
Birthday card a week tops, Christmas cards for the duration of Christmas (until January 5th).

294.15 kelvin outside today

can't even imagine earning under like 50k

how do people on say 30k even survive? do they all still live with their parents or in HMOs?

my foot is 12 inches and therefore i have a constant reference for the length/height/width of things when people say it

Hate receiving cards because I feel like such an arsehole popping it in the bin. Would rather relieve a text which'll be there forever and can actually lead to a conversation

absolutely hate imperial units and wished we used metric like everyone else

>>213030455
It is, since it means Central Asia must be regained for Nordic living space. Our homeland has been lost since the Huns overran it in the 4th century CE.

>>213031378
Hittites and Persians were literally Aryans lol

>>213031450
No, imperial units are inconsistent.

>>213031499
Can I have a Szekely gf?

gymtoil complete

looking forward to scrantoil

>>213031571
>t. brainrotted zoomer

>>213031553
You either live in flatshares until you have a big enough deposit to finally get a mortgage, or you accept that 80% of your income will go straight to your landlord for the luxury of not living with 6 other people.

anyone know how to get a job haha

>zoomers get anxiety from greetings cards
oh my days

>>213031605
impossible now mate unless you already had 10 years of experience or willing to clean toilets with brown biomass.

your only option is dolemaxxing or crime

>>213031605
just be yourself

neighbourberg is mowing my lawn without asking again

>>213031576
>Hittites and Persians were literally Aryans lol
Cite the genetic studies which show this.

got a box full of christmas, birthday and confirmation cards

a cuddle with Jack the noo

Public displays of affection pissing me off. Oh yeah, do you just *have* to lie on a blanket and kiss and cuddle in the middle of the busy park where any passing incel can see? You just have to? Yeah, alright.

>>213031579
Probably. You'd have to move to Transilvania and learn Hungarian. The former is much easier than the latter.

>>213031635
a cuddle with Winston

>>213031601
Sounds like hell. I started on 30k but that was 15 years ago and I felt desperately poor. I wasn't even in London (Milton Keynes lmao) but it took over a third of my salary to rent a very basic 1bed flat.

>>213031635
he does seem like a cuddly old man tbf

>>213031453
>>213031408
Akkadians, Assyrians, Babylonians, Amorites, Cannannites, Edomites, Moabites, Phoenicians, Arabs, Philistines, Armenians, Israelites, Carthaginians, etc

Most people thing Semite = Jew

Keep driving uncle!

>>213031626
He can't, he's a lying troll who gets his history from /pol/ and 1940s esoteric nazi occultist books

>>213031675
point to the globe these people dominated

Lived with a Hungarian girl at Uni who used to date this tall blonde German guy. Had absolutely insane breasts. Would walk around the flat in her "going out" clothes and it took absolutely herculean self-control not to just stare at them. She was very nice too. Always use to offer me roast potatoes and M&S cake.

bit afraid to ask but which hole do edomites fuck

>>213031626
Their languages were Indo-European, all of these people were blonde and red haired descendants of Aryans in the Caspian steppe.

Hittites conquered Mediterraneans and ruled as kings.

>>213031703
Some people are just better than others.

>>213031713
Get a different hobby you rancid little troll

I don't know why white people insist on spending a third of their salary on rentstein and landlordberg

>>213031703
Hungarian women have a very mixed appearance imo
Some look like Slavs, others like Germans, others look like Turks.

>>213031683
posts u can hear

>>213031713
bore off heathermong

>>213031661
>it took over a third of my salary to rent a very basic 1bed flat
God, fucking wish it was like that now. 40% of my income is being spaffed up the wall just to live with 4 other people in this shitty building from the 1960s where everything is falling apart.

>>213031713
Axel Rudakubana's language is Indo-European (English).

there’s no way anyone in here is actually married right?

>>213031726
The US may have the most, but the UK has 2x as many McDonalds per person

mad how gay porn poo peng

>>213031732
She looked kinda Turkish, but a white kind of Turkish. Frizzy brown hair but pale skin.

>>213031592
very video game related yeah

>>213031744
I'd sooner live in a tent or in my car

made me spit my oat milk

amazon delivery signed for by "graham"
who the fuck is graham is my query

catberg not happy with the neighbours

>>213031713
>all of these people were blonde and red haired
How can you know this
We know Anatolia at this time was quite diverse with many different groups living there so its likely there was mixing

>>213031726
The UK has all types of fast food from all around the globe. Can't decide if it that's a good thing or not.

just stole a package from the fat incel runt down the street lol

The little alienberg I keep in my attic is begging to probe my hole again, oh what is he like

>>213031815
>from all around the globe
those are all yank chains you're showing

we're a yank colony is all

my arse cries out for a raping

>>213031745
Yes, because of British conquest of Africa.
Hittites came from the north (Aryan homeland of the Volga-Caspian region) and conquered the region.

>>213031815
It's obviously bad
It's slop that capitalists use as an excuse to ship in delivery drivers

I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be anymore

How do Whites use apps like Deliverpoo without any shame or second thought?

>>213031877
Racist post. By the janitor's hand, perish.

my drink my gay porn alcohol

>>213031854
Sorry I don't have a map of kebab places.

it's been one week since you looked at me

if the hittites and egyptians and persians and so on were blonde and redheaded why did they always have black hair in their own depictions

Flying ants massacre
Part of some incredibly boring information about my life
Location: Between the bookcase and the head of the bed
Target: Flying ants
Attack type: Gas attack
Weapon: "Clean house" bug spray
Deaths: ~100 ants, unknown amount of spiders (collateral damage)
Perpetrators: Me, weapon provided by mum
Motive: Racial hatred, ethnic cleansing, Russian supremacism
Result: Ants retreat into their nest

>>213031817
enjoy your shower drain cover i guess "graham"

>>213031815
Boggles my mind. Isn't the value of the UK market at most the size of another Texas at most but with much more regulations? Why would an American food chain want to expand here?

>>213031855
what about your willard

become unwankable

>>213031895
know them all by heart do you

neoliberal bull logging in

>take out niccy pouch
>2 seconds later full on cold sweats and shivers
reckon i’m a bit addicted

I've been soft dieting for a few months and lost 5kg. But this afternoon I fell off the wagon a bit.... so far I've eaten a whole pack of Mr Kiplings blueberry breakfast bakes, a twin pack of Mr Kiplings banana angel slices, a chicken and bacon sandwich and a big bottle of chocamel. Now I'm making a start on the Warburtons mini chocolate pancakes

so tired

Mum has actually fcuked all my plans for this evening thanks a fucking lot bitch

here's rorke

It's over for Rorke, pic related

>>213032001
didn't know you had me planned

love watching elder abuse videos. old retards being slapped and dragged across the floor and spun around.

Why aren't you an Anarchist?

>>213031992
that happens to everyone because we can't suppress our true desires forever

but why

idea for a practical joke: trying to use the word abreast as many times as you can at toil before you get reported to HR ('no problem, just try to keep me abreast of the situation', 'this meeting room is big enough for us to sit 4 abreast' etc)

>>213031924
Their bean-counters probably thought it profitable. Same reason why Taco Bell opened here and it seems they were right. There's always a giant queue at all times.
>>213031968
If that were the case I could easily make a map.

somehow losing all my money on sports betting feels more dignified than losing it on gacha games

am I just delusional?

>>213031970
did you support a black-owned business?

I am black. I am white. I am muslim. I am atheist. I am straight. I am gay. I am fit. I am disabled. I am smart. I am retarded.
Today, I stand with everybody.

>>213032098
this image is very disturbing

>>213032040
hooting

I see loads of manlets straight from India out with their looksmatched Indian girlfriends/wives

the UK could have become the Japan of Europe. what the fuck happened?

might make it my thing at toil to be the mint guy. just carry a packet of mints and offer them to people. good ice breaker. healthier than smoking. not everyone chews gum. its a win win

>>213032086
worst i ever got was calling someones tuna mayo like a bukkakke
hrberg were not amused

>>213032098
Yes. Any type of gambling is just a tax on stupidity.

>>213032151
>the Japan of Europe.
what the fuck does that even mean?

Vtuber incels are the creepiest of all incels.

>>213032174
yanks love saying shit like that to appear learned

I'm a neet. I've heard of 'HR' but don't really know what it means. I imagine a bunch on Karens sitting in their 'HR' office waiting for employees to mess up

>>213032103
yes

England, Japan. Kindred spirits...

>>213032174
i know what he means, having described the japanese as the brits of asia earlier today

>>213032151
we are the Japan of Europe

the Japanese economy is in an accelerating decline following a prolonged stagnation, fucking Poland is expected to overtake Japan next year in GDP per capita

>>213032174
it already is. if you flip the map of euroasia we just swap places with japan

Is HR like "the Payroll Deparment"?

>>213032228
do they drunkenly fall off balconies in Malaysia?

nonce islands of east and west

surely it must be selection bias and not every yank is as utterly clueless as the ones that wind up here
there can't be an entire nation of them surely

>>213032174
a monoethnic, high tech society with a rich, unique culture that people from all over the world flock to see

>>213032245
depends some places they're merged other places separate
as a former payrollchad i always felt more kinship with my brothers in accounts

>"Let's bomb Glastonbury"
Why was there no police inquiry into the direct call for terroristic violence from a known paedophile?

>>213032212
Are they food places? Do you eat fufu and ting?

>>213032229
also losing economic and cultural relevance to Ireland / Korea respectively

>>213032292
Fucking bitch.

>>213032275
have a day off leftypol you fat smelly runt

>>213032283
yeah, usually jerk chicken, jollof rice

Where can a man get some fufu?

>>213032301
alri sangweon O'reilly

>>213032292
evil little monster

>>213032292
what the duck

it is my contention that noncery comes from a lack of engagement with children. parents have the fewest incidents of didding per capita. but single loners are always diddling or threatening it. The compulsion obviously comes from not knowing kids well enough. They don't understand how little they have in common with children, how their brains aren't the same level of development etc . therefore the solution is immersion therapy. Put the nonces in the nurseries

>>213032245
HR used to be called Personnel. Payroll may be a separate department.

Note that HR is old hat, progressive companies and organisations have already renamed the department to People and Culture (PC).

>>213032098
nimi is getting married

>>213032292
And the post-glowup pic

>>213032325
lol the black business owners must know you quite well then. do you stick to caribbean food or do you eat african food too?

heathermong is sueposter b t w

>>213031757
dont think thats true

>>213032369
nope

>>213032366
carribean x

>>213032365
urm
gonna need some sauce with that

Put a potato fry up your anus and eat it in reverse!

if crapitalism is the best distribution of resources how come it can't make the mcrib a permanent menu item

>>213032365
PHWOAR CORR etc

>>213032351
I liked the old name "workforce" instead of "human resources". What can do you do to a resource anyway besides exploiting and consuming it? People and Culture is even worse when you find out that the "company culture" is some deranged fantasy.

according to chatgpt a battery-sized nuclear reactor could charge a laptop for 20+ years

why isn't this a thing yet

Need some more fibre in my diet I reckon, just done an incredibly sloppy shite, came out of my arse like custard.

Could just be diarrhoea though. One thing is for certain, I needed to go in the shower immediately afterwards to wash it out of my arse hairs, toilet paper was just going to make an even bigger mess of that

>>213032426
how would you block the radiation

For me it’s the Alvechurch Football Club

>>213032393
nice. there's several caribbean eateries near to me

Voting with my wallet

>>213032457
eat it

>>213032457
why the fuck are you asking me

ln the good old days 'HR' was just a bloke with a whip

3rd day in a row of beans on toast for dinner
Crippling anxiety won't let me leave the house to buy anything else

>>213032393
jollof is african though

>>213032426
Some mong would try to fix it himself and contaminate the whole neighbourhood.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident

>>213032424
Names have power. PC are there to enforce culture it's in the name. It's a very effective approach to usurping power in a large organisation. Same reason most EDI initiatives swapped out Equality for Equity without changing the acronym.

>>213032397
Ruby Granger mate

>>213032510
ruby grangler

>>213032454
Katey getting butterflies in her stomach x

>>213032477
yummy
>>213032478
dunno desu

>>213032486
I haven't gone further than the corner shop 2 minutes from me in months
always go bang on 7am when they just open as well

just got hired as a HR
(head rapist)

>>213032485
payroll department didn't have much to do back then

been enjoying these on tiktok

>>213031907
There's plenty of art of blonde Iranics

What is that white ball thing Nigerians eat? Is it jollof or fufu?

*ties you down*
*forces your cock up my arse*

>>213032526
smellin dat tooka smoke, hearin dat drill rap blaring out dem luh whips
mmhmm neurons firing off x

>>213032568
*I cum in 0.02 seconds*

>>213032557
need to run my bollocks through that

>>213032351
>department to People and Culture (PC).
Ironic...

I still remember when belgnonce posted ai generated child porn of white children with black men and then immediately broke character and got really defensive about it when called out

150 million Nigerians by 2100 lets gooooo

catberg putting his arsehole directly on my skin

Your task is to remake "Black Books" for the modern audience. Let's hear it!

m2 nightly m2 nightly
pon di belly di vagina

>>213032615
give it a cheeky finger he'd love it

>>213032623
Bernard is a black woman who smokes weed

>>213032623
i make the exact same thing without the laugh track

>>213032594
they're taking the acronym back

>>213032623
Rename it "Coloured Books"

mmhmm yeah yeah but how about dem skinny yardie goons? did dey get dem luh waves done or what? x

>>213032547
cheeky

Business idea: British Republican Fascism.

The government would be a chamber of expert leaders in various fields to act as consultants, and they would choose an elected State Leader every 6 years or so.

The experts would be able to advise the leadership but not make decisions.

Hierarchical leadership decisions would be absolute.

Mental how the Daily Heil never got cancelled when they openly supported Fascism and Nazism throughout the interwar period.

>>213032680
they may quite possibly have got them done
katy like to stroke di waves x

>>213032681
actresses who get more work they should just for being beautiful.

evangeline lily
ana de armas

>>213032709
yeah? inhaling summat second hand loud pack smoke?

Palestinian children should be shot in the head by IDF snipers

imagine having the gall to call yourself a British man and a fascist at the same time. fucking shameful. Britain’s legacy is in opposition to and totally independent of fascism and communism. your country is great because it created the stable middle, that which uplifted the entire human race into the future

nig-hell jewrarge

I see we're at 0 days without kids getting murdered on the street in London again

katy's tight weeping pussy all pink and wet

>>213032680
When you're arrested and the police search your devices and internet history they'll probably have a mental breakdown

>>213032704
They just got taken over by big zog

Free Jizzlane Maxwell

>>213032742
the grippydem x

>>213032731
outstanding post

>>213032650
>>213032653
Management already decided that Fran will be black and enjoy weed and hennesy (better make it port so the ukip voters watch it as well).
The problem is that young people don't read anymore. They can barely focus on tiktok clips. The store needs to change. There's also the problem of a white man having the name "White".
>>213032676
That goes without saying.

>>213032558
post it or post the hittites or egyptians

only ashy, dry, scaly, ammonia pussy for timmy LMAO

>>213032730
D’Annunzio looking runt

HEIL HAMAS

HEIL HOUTHIS

HEIL HEZBOLLAH

HEIL KHAMENEI

Why does he talk to himself?

>>213032704
Mad how they gave a whole front page to this bloke only for him to say absolutely nothing

>>213032781
where's hitler?

>>213032711
IMAGINE voting Reform

>import 1 million Based Christian CivNat Nigerians
>raise pension age to 76
>privatise everything that isn't nailed down

>>213032782
who

>>213032772
oh MY days
Timmy sending his life savings to Pang Pang on moneygram doe

Covered in cum aren't I

>>213032795
he was a zi*nist

>>213032723
that's emilie clarke thicko

now ive heard everything

mending the bones some more with another gin and tonic

>>213032781
>Heydrich
>Himmler
>Hadrian
Who writes this stuff

Does anyone else get really turned on about the thought of ponies being turned into black holes? I just wish G4 had more supermassive black hole scenes, that would be so fucking kino.

My plan?
>lower retirement age to 55
>zero immigration
>pub on every street corner
>bring back hanging

>>213032731
>stable middle
>blood thirsty colonialism and unfettered capitalist greed
>invaded almost every country on earth being in a constant state of war

Y'all ever smoke that sweet crystal?

>>213032821
i know. im saying it's all 3 of them, spastic

Robin Parsons

>>213032837
hello
cast smell report?

Pang Pang killing Timmy in his sleep and rewriting his will so that she inherits everything

>>213032711
>>213032805
Don't forget
>we should nationalise the water companies....with private equity funds

>>213032858
you dying alone

>>213032818
are you?

>>213032821
>emilie clarke thicko
corr

wanking a cock with my arse

>>213032845
and yet every single former British colony has an outstanding quality of life compared to their neighbors. look at Kenya and compare it to fucking Somalia, or Nigeria compared to Cote d’Ivoire, or Hong Kong compared to Beijing. Britain built and created all that is good in the modern world

Pang Pang tipexing out Timmy's grown-up kids from his will

>>213032878
something tells me ancient scythians didn't make this drawing

>>213032853
isn't that the little bald retard off mock the week

>>213032878
retard thats a contemporary rendition

>>213032891
LOL she need dat birkin

The BNP in 2010 were the complete opposite of Reform.

They were literally ethnosocialists which is based.

No wonder they were sabotaged.

Reform are bourgeois conmen.

i'm sorry, what?

Pang Pang poisoning Timmy with poison ivy extract over many months

>>213032890
And now he gets to enjoy himself.

>>213032805
Reform want a million pakis a year now, its the tories that want a million nigerians in, keep up lad

>>213032890
just because the french were/are shit too doesn’t change what i said

Balding Shattered My Confidence – BALDMAXXING Built It Back (My Mission)
https://youtu.be/VDpnFN12W_c?si=l41XZhCO3nUtsx1g

>>213032918
do they have willies

>>213032894
>>213032901
Yes and it's an accurate depiction of them.
Why do brownjeets cope so much? Nordicism is correct.

>>213032854
got the cast off lad my booze regime worked. got a moonboot instead now. still some more bone mending to be done though hence the g+t.
the smell was absolutely rank when they cut the cast off. like dead things in cheese.

cant believe Nige announced his 'million pakis a year' plan at the Refore conference

zoot time wahey

>>213032947
canadian asked for art of a depiction made by them and you posted art made in like 1995

clare balding shattered my bollocks

>>213032843
Any party with this platform would get 400 seats but any politician that proposes it would have his activities at the neolib nonceclub quickly outed

>>213032960
grow up

>>213032918
Oh my days Timmy thinking he's Chad for paying those fishfaced monkeys to have subpar, chemically-induced sex with him

>>213032947
how do you know it's accurate when all of their own depictions show them with black hair and dark skin
>brownjeet
post your eye and hair colour already or stop calling others brown

forming the pakis, packets, and peng tings party

irish earwax LOL

zoot suit time

i'd estimate my town is about 70% paki

would love to see a picture of commie/nazimong

>>213032930
it’s not a game of comparison, Nigeria would be a fucking swampy backwater no different to the Central African Republic today had it not been for Britain. i oppose imperialism as a concept but to pretend like Britain established colonies simply for resource extraction’s sake is ridiculous. at the end of the British Raj, Britain was spending more on India’s transport and education than they were on their population at homr

>>213032956
hooray
happy to hear it
what's your mobility like now?
ive never been in such a position but would probably do the same as you (abuse drugs and post online)

Bad news lad just been diagnosed with hemocromotosis. Gf making me rice and pea to cheer me up

>>213032998
packets of what

>>213032978
If you're asking for paintings they didn't make them.

>>213033013
thats a good thing rorke.

>>213032943
The possibility is not a remote one.

>>213032991
LOL

>>213033017
>more dogs
what do dogs have to do with the irish-black equation?
do you have any theories?

>>213033024
>i oppose imperialism as a concept
lame and gay

Timmy looking into Keisha's yellow eyes...

>>213033019
He's tall, well built, and leather clad

>>213033056
yeah but i kind of have to in order to justify my love of America, it’s sort of an unwritten rule here

>>213033044
the hittites and egyptians both did and of each other and they're black haired in all of them

>>213033017
the Jamaican girl kinda cut tho

>>213032994
Because all pure, unmixed Aryans have pale or ruddy skin, red, blonde or chestnut brown hair, and blue, grey or green eyes.

Timmy going fishing and pulling Keisha's wig off by accident

iranics weren't a singular homogenous group you pillocks.
some migrated west to the pontic-caspian steppe.
some migrated towards east asia.
this all happened over like 1000+ years.
similarities in some of their culture and language - thats about it

You lads ever had one of those gassy poos where the farts are painful and feel like they're tearing your arse apart?

WE LIVE IN A NATION WHERE WE HAVE TO ACCEPT ISLAM, RAPE GANGS, AND PRETEND WOMEN CAN HAVE A PENIS
END WOKE NOW!!! BRING BACK OUR JUDEO-CHRISTIAN VALUES!!! CAPITALISM NOT COMMUNISM!!!! FREE THE HOSTAGES!!!!!!

>>213033024
>at the end of the British Raj, Britain was spending more on India’s transport and education than they were on their population at home
shut the fuck up cumskin, you don’t know shit. Britain fucking ruined India

>>213033074
why are you assuming they are pure unmixed aryans in a region (anatolia) which was very diverse

>>213033053
in the old days people used to put up adverts for rooms or houses for rent and they would often say no dogs no blacks no irish

>>213033074
where's the proof that they did
seems like youre avoiding the question because there isnt any evidence

poodeo christian

>>213033091
Hi Doug, no that has never happened to me in my entire life

>>213033071
America is the most powerful empire to ever exist and has made vassal states of the whole western world

>>213033100
It's an urban myth apparently

what a silly argument you lads are having

>>213033091
never had a fart that hurt my ass no

ramses nuts

I ain't even mad that it's the end of the thread

>>213033116
Oh my days Timmy cope
Dey jealous of our black excellence

>>213033024
you have a very strong belief in the notion of progress which i don’t share so there’s no point in continuing this because we’ll just talk past eachother. however
>Britain established colonies simply for resource extraction’s sake is ridiculous.
well also to expand markets but the motivations were purely greed related obviously
>Britain was spending more on India’s transport and education than they were on their population at homr
transport to extract resources and education to propagandise the population? i’m sure there’s more to it than what you’re implying if this is even true

>>213033099
The Hittites were an Indo-European people. Who were originally all White.

They conquered the natives in Anatolia and imposed their language. Same thing Hellenes did to the Pelasgoi.

>>213033145
you're not black you're a severely disabled man

>>213033111
screaming

>>213033116
he is painted with dark skin in his own frescos depicting the battle of kadesh
all of his soldiers also have dark hair and so do the hittites
no idea what that random twitter post is supposed to convince me of

poodeo pisstian

rorke getting an icepack out of the freezer because his 10 year old phone gets dangerously hot when he charges it

hittites were renowned for their dark long black braided hair

it aint even that deep

The creation of Israel is the greatest tragedy and crime to ever befall humanity

>>213033208
my AP history teacher thought it was funny to call them the hit titties

>>213033234
i too think that is funny

>>213033215
what would israel be if that didnt happen
palestine?

>>213033234
lol that is funny

>>213033204
are you rorke

>>213027536
>>213027536

>>213033248
palestine which would be another arab country like jordan or syria

>>213033277
>>213033277
>>213033277

>>213027501
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>>213033196
don’t like this one :/

>>213033263
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[X] Prefer not to say

>>213033184
But he was pale as shown by his hair and facial shape.

>>213032730
What a freak