Thread 213009391

steak night edish

fitness incarnate

do black people like jason statham? he seems like the type of white man they'd appreciate

Get her poo eaten
Get her farts sniffed

poo wee trannies god home bargains immigrants drinking

thank my lucky star that the gf likes me hairy and I don't need to shave beyond the occasional beard trim

>>213009162
you don't need to lad x

hate it when you google some shit and that retarded fucking google ai says shit like "uhhhhm actually I don't know what that means but here's what I think about it: <most irrelevant shit ever>"

I cannot believe there are people among us that defend Israel

You are willing to defend a nation that happily starved little babies.

The emaciated corpses of newborns will haunt me for the rest of my days

noticed that the lowest iq chuds are usually hyperfixated on islam. like tommy robinson and the football lads against islam or whatever they’re called, and all those retarded boomers. chuds that focus more on race and jews are usually incels but have an average level of education

>>213009466
Shit that reminds me I gotta send something to the wsj. It's about to be party time. Watch the news

would literally and unironically kill everyone itt if it meant l get to lick her arse

>>213009509
ok rasheed

nobody has ever used a vpn to shitpost before what a preposterous idea

might reach enlightenment

That video didn't tell me what CANZUK even is. Wtf

*enters /brit/*

>>213009524
cronem clapmeat

>>213009472
good thing his mic wasn't plugged in or there would be a hullabaloo

>>213009548
how's your mum doing?

>>213009513
>Watch the news
do americans still watch the news? havent doen that in years

Good evening, my droogies.

watching old WWF shows on netflix

If you had a clone would you shag yourself?
I would I reckon. Probably get into arguments with the clone about who takes it up the arse though.
Also, while we’re on the topic, is it gay to shag your own clone?

Why is Australia not represented in the CANZUK abbreviation

>>213009525
i dont care but this assessment is accurate objectively

>>213009598
No I'd give myself the ick

>>213009524
she's so fit it's insane, imagine if every brit slag looked like that

*enters /brit/*

fap folder has been FULLY ORGANIZED with over 2k images and 500 videos, complete with at least 25 subdirectories for further organization
you must know that ANY sexually enticing images or videos you post in here WILL be catalogued

>>213009598
No I wouldn't but we'd probably get up to some mischief in other ways

>>213009369
Vast majority of these look AI, which leads me to believe the whole thing is AI.

Anyways, anyone ever notice the rise in ascendancy of minor Germanic families from the north in the 1700s/1800s?

Wassupwitdat? Did all the others get bred out of existence or something?

pissrael is the most evil godforsaken shithole on earth

>>213009598
maybe a cheeky blowie but that's it

>>213009614
you also seem a bit low IQ

Consuming 90s-00s american media and growing bitter that I wasn't a middle-class white american teenager at the turn of the Millenia living in Pennsylvania or some shit

>>213009625
Little brother took a bit of a tolchok to the head.

>>213009598
if its gay to shag your clone then wanking is gay. end of story

>>213009660
ktimktimktim

>>213009499
you're just antisemitic, if you actually cared about palestinians you would support their full resettlement to the uk

>>213009509
Ok shitskin

>>213009658
how so?

>>213009603
doesn't fit in the acronym

>>213009625
just realized that he slipped because he stepped in shit

>>213009509
just because i got some (you)s on my gaza post doesn't mean we like muhammadians, just that i acknowledge you as human and your people shouldn't be genocided by the jews with the "moral" west supporting them

black people redefining water consumption

>>213009660
American Pie 1 and 2 genuinely feels like it's from an alien planet at this point.

bums itchy now cant sleep

>>213009598
nah but would def double team a woman with myself

yo cody dude u've had like four and a half coors lites bro ur like toootally gonna hurl bro

>>213009499
I don't give a shit about starving brown babies
Sorry, I just don't!
Anyway, once Israel clears them out that whole coast is going to be proper peng for me holibobs

>>213009716
>posting news links from this morning at 10pm
just wake up sleepy head?

reckon I'm about to get put on vacation, so it's been good shitposting with you lot these last 12 years

>>213009509
pedo worshipping bastard

>the past is...LE DIFFERENT
calm down

>>213008888
Is /brit/ going to die?

>>213009716
We are so enslaved it's unreal.
Love how it's just "public told". No debate, no negotiation, just pure dictate.

Peasants used to riot over minscule taxes and price hikes.

>>213009716
my water bill has already doubled because of these thames water CUNTS

>>213009716
Dwindling resources
Housing shortages
Rising food costs
Let more immigrants!

>>213009683
chopped shit bruh

>>213009743
>Anyway, once Israel clears them out that whole coast is going to be proper peng for me holibobs
corr that is true to be fair

>>213009524
wonder what her bookshelf looks like

>>213009712
i’m not muslim and i don’t like any kind of chud really. just working out a typology of chuds is all

>>213009668
Don’t think wanking and having a hard cumming cock pounding in and out your poohole is in the same wheelhouse if I’m honest mate

>>213009598
probably fall out with it before we got to shagging
just like i fall out with everyone
because of my mentol elf etc you see

People captured by Neo-Christian morality condemn the actions men like William Luther Pierce advocate as evil. But what greater evil is the complete extinction of Aryankind and degeneration into an Untermenschen cesspool?

nobody likes chuds

>>213009629
>2k images and 500 videos
tutorial mode numbers

>>213009445
Is she the one who left her husband and children to go with a younger guy?

>>213009807
i said end of. jog on

2 matches into this 90s WWF ppv, each match so far featured a now dead wrestler

>>213009821
Who?

>>213009729
yearning for the days of old. 2008 and social media ruined fucking everything.

>>213009767
certain phone providers have been blocking 4chums for yonks
nothing new

>>213009822
you're a tranny sucking freak posting in a general you have nothing in common with

>>213009773
>Peasants used to riot over minscule taxes and price hikes.
the contemporary british serf cannot imagine the degree of community experienced by ancient generations
hell, they cannot imagine how different things were a mere 50 years ago

I like chuds

>>213009847
Tell me the matches and I can guess the card

>>213009753
just had a 12hr nap is all

>>213009825
This is my newest one after deleting the previous, amassed this in 2 days

it's fucking over

New scent acquired. Get in.

>>213009839
erm...

>>213009629
deleted my pornography collection some years ago now after i got a clue
i suggest you get a clue too

>>213009867
>hell

if someone offered you 500,000 quid tax-free OR an immediate end to the conflict in Gaza, which would you choose

>>213009854
proper sound bloke

>>213009890
he's die harding

>>213009876 (me)
Sorry not chuds. I was thinking of chebs.
I like chebs.

>>213009867
50 years ago was 1975, and most people were still alive you dumbass bitch

>>213009890
asta la vista, baby

>>213009716
Don't mean to come across all feargal sharkey but having looked into this a bit its absolutely criminal. Water company bosses and politicians really ought to have the death penalty and state torture bought back in specifically for them, its that bad.

>>213009903
>an immediate end to the conflict in Gaza
but what EXACTLY would this look like?

Lots to add to the transcript today

>>213009883
oh my goodness a woman's nether regions i must lose all sense of reason and go insane immediately

>>213009879
>Owen Hart v Edge
>Al Snow and Scorpio v Too Cool
and another dead lad has just come out (Droz)

>>213009902
little scrote

>>213009917
little scrote

>>213009903
I'd take the money cos I'm selfish then probably an hero once the guilt sets in

>>213009921
>>213009913
the american pop culture quip in full display!

>>213009716
Nothing a vote for the correct party in the next elections won't fix!

farting in bed

>>213009930
The more you look at it, the more it becomes clear that privatisation was really just a work-around for politicians and their mates to embezzle billions of pounds every year

>>213009903
The money obviously

>>213009807
You can wank with a dildo you know, not gay at all

>>213009888
in which case i retract my previous comment and implore you to put your cock down

Got /brit/ up on the telly in bed before me and the Mrs settle in for some TLDR News. Everyone be nice.

>>213009960
>Impress the smeggy virgin on 4chan with your wit!
been outside today?

>>213009903
id take the money and give it to israel

>>213009930
>feargal sharkey

Slang for...?

The correct NS position on Palestine is that anyone fighting against the eternal enemy of Whites deserves at least respect.

>"They're brown!"
So are the enemy they are fighting. Arabs are fighting for their homeland. You have to respect that.

Does that mean a single one belongs in Europe? Course not.

nah this goes cold af rorke

>>213009952
Royal Rumble 1999

>>213009989
Shit gimmique spaintwat, time to move on

>>213009930
elaborate i work for the government and know that water company reinstatements of their equipment is bad but nothing else

>>213009900
>>213009987
nowt else to do if we’re being real

need the daily uniform created

>>213009984
Little yank fella giving his rubber dildo a handjob wondering why it won’t cum

>>213009979
Nooo! You think??? Sounds like a conspiracy theory to me.

>>213010002
LARP emblem, Latvia didn't even exist when flintlocks were around. They were ruled by Baltic Germans.

If I was born in 1999 I'd try and live as long as possible to be the last person ever from the 2nd millennium. I wonder if that would be worth a wikipedia article

>>213009952
It's crazy how relentless Wrestling is for the Wrestlers. Working something crazy like 300 matches a year and only ever getting two weeks off, and in all that time you're job is to fall on the floor several times a night and abuse steroids until your heart explodes.

>>213010023
scriomgiun

>>213009883
quite disrespectful

>>213010014
lol 10/10 in bongland?

>>213009952
You seen Beyond the Mat

>>213010003
Breakdown: In Your House from 99

/brit/ when a genocide is being committed
>LOL i don’t care they’re brown
/brit/ when some brown people come to the UK
>you HORRIBLE leftypol cunts and genociding us won’t somebody PLEASE think of the white people ;_; this is the worst fucking thing to happen in human history

>>213010030
do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world

er The Game

>>213010002
>goes cold
let me put you on game unc. it either goes hard/dummy or it is cold

>>213010062
spainfat bait

>>213010062
>some

>>213010062
rorke is done after this one

>>213010075
im 28 im not an unc

>>213009990
>dumb movie references are good b-because they just are ok?
dusted your funko pop collection today cody?

>>213009930
>>213009979
can't wait until they uncover the corruption in immigration boards

had youtube on 1.5x for months
didnt even realise
just thought everyone started talking quickly one day

Spaffy mingey poo poo

>>213010101
unc...

>>213010038
its a crazy job plus a lot of alcohol and drug use at least back in the day.
>>213010052
of course its misery kino

>>213010062
nahhhh lil bro destroyed the timmies with facts and logic

>>213010101
haha unc (im 2 years older than you)

>>213010101
get the oxford shirts on

Playing Pokemon Renegade Platinum, just reached Iron Island.

The roster:

Torterra (level 49)
Rhydon (level 49)
Arcanine (level 49)
Gliscor (level 49)
Lapras (level 48)
Honchkrow (level 46)
Lucario (level 48)
Magnezone (level 47)
Zangoose (level 44)
Toxicroak (level 45)

Love the variety and challenge, it's forcing me to switch things up rather than bulldozing with 6 pokemon.

I’m 33. I’m in my prime

>>213010154
giga-unc

Saw a cat trying to murder a little vole today, picked the cunt up by his scruff, dragged him to the end of the road and was THIS close to throwing him infront of 60mph traffic.

instead i chucked him in the bramble bush

>>213010000
>So are the enemy they are fighting.
yeah isn't it funny that a certain side is always pushing that those equally-sandy opponents are in fact 'just like us'

which is, funnily, the same reason that lefties hate them (because they are 'white colonisers')

talk about a false dichotomy

>>213010101
looool uncs be like

women should get an extra long weekend every month during their cycle. it would be a lot more comfortable for them and make them more rested and productive on return to work

so funny how uncs get defensive just for being called uncs

43 is the new 23

we need another term for genocide it's too common russia ukraine is genocide israel palestine is genocide armenia azerbaijan is genocide fuck me get a grip is 2 nationalities fighting now genocide

Norwood 2 zoomer born in 2003 calling a Norwood 1 millennial born in 1996 "unc"

got /brit/ up on the flat screen in the lounge. Mum giving me some post ideas, dad away brewing the tea

28 year old late bloomers be like: Look out world, here I come!

>>213010037
last surviving person from 1800s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Morano

last (proven) person from 1700s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Ann_Neve

and their lives overlapped

unc this unc that
why dont you get some UNCtion

>>213010159
how do you get spiritomb in platinum now with nobody underground

wonder where the women willing to date me are. they must be out there, I'm always seeing people far uglier, poorer, and with much worse personalities with girlfriends - so they must be out there somewhere.

>>213010206
how does it feel being a coloniser?

>>213010211
/brit/ in 2025

need to do a wee wee but already in bed so i'll just save it for tomorrow

>>213010062
/brit/ is anti israel you stupid mong

>>213010220
just use the odd key

>>213010062
>LOL i don’t care they’re brown
what are you still confused about after this?

rorke are you willing to explain this without getting mad?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere-exposure_effect

>>213010189
>during their cycle
riding bicycles is no excuse

fucking help me

does this kiwi sleep

blacks get mad when we say unc cause we’re stealing their slang o algo

>>213010062
fucking hell you really are brown

Lots of discussion about the University of North Carolina happening in here.

hate when im eating chocolate in the dark and i dont notice ive dropped crumbs and it melts into my trousers so it looks like i got poo on me in the bathroom

>>213010243
mum says im part maori

>>213010250
go easy, he just wanted to complain about whitey again

>>213010288
They're going to win the East Division

Vader (RIP) v Bradshaw. This card is random and shitty tbqh

>>213010174
hate cats they're nasty little murdering cunts. vermin.

>>213010288
mentioned

>>213010279
i'm black but whatever helps you sleep

>>213010062
The White Indo-European Aryan, having been modelled by evolutionary pressures for tens of thousands of years, has emerged as not just the 'highest-race' among all other humans, but the apex life-form on this planet.

If the White race was to pass entirely out of history, if the beauty of the Aryan women was resigned entirely to the history books, buried under a mountain of race-mixing and miscegenation - then the mission of the Creator in the creation of this planet will have failed, and this blue marble will circle around the sun for countless millennia, once more entirely devoid of intelligent life.

>>213010236
Yeah, they're all at Grimaldi Building, 154a Pentonville Rd, London N1 9JE

>>213009603
CanadaAustraliaNewZealandUnitedKingdom

a cuddle with Jack

young thug's lawyer

damn, unc looking good!

Bo’oh of wa’uh
Bawdle of wadder

>>213010332
bizarre gimmick this

>>213010317
advanced brown

unc
nobody:
random american retard:
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THIS IS JUST LIKE MY UNIVERSETEE GO SEAWHALES YEAHHH

nothing quite like shagging a black womans arse while she poos. you dont know where the woman starts and the poo ends

>>213010206
Hi New Zealanders!!! Lol I guess you're all reading this upside down. Ummm so yes I'm friends with your son online.

>>213010317
lie on

YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED
WE WERE MEANT TO BE, SUPPOSED TO BE BUT WE LOST IT

>>213010209
Living from 1899 to 2017 is crazy, hard to image anyone ever experiencing more major events in their lifetime

>>213010294
thats what the northern irish say their great great great great grandad shagged a murphy so its ok

>>213010361
dtfiy

>>213010357
?
>>213010374
why would i want to lie about my race

>>213010328
cansuck because they are all agy together and suck each others cocks

The situation in Britain now is so perverse that, if you could convey it to people from a century ago, I think they, after getting over the disbelief and astonishment and accepting that this really was true, would assume it could not possibly have come about by chance. Whatever their complaints about the Britain of 1900, they wouldn’t have believed it capable - on its own - of the degeneration we have seen. They would insist that it must have been wickedly subverted, every failsafe removed, and entire systems of governance, culture and morality repurposed, made to achieve the opposite of their purported function.

>>213010398
you will not take my bike

>>213010250
doesn’t need to be about israel

>>213010262
because why should anyone take your bleeding heart whinging about brown people’s presence seriously when you act like an edgelord about actually bad things. it’s so pathetic.

>>213010349
It'll stop the day I get to cuddle with Ford Kiernan in his Jack persona

>>213010420
bizarre

>>213010373
ive my son here on the couch this is dad, you are the one who is topsy turvy haha - dad x

>>213010412
screamnig

>>213010395
i dont care about fitting in i just think it's fucking annoying irl and on 4chan
NO ONE cares about your gay ass school

for some reason /brit/ posters have a tendency to not believe what you say

>>213009499
The third holiest site in islam, the Al aqsa mosque, is on top of the Jewish temple in Jerusalem. How can the the mulsim claim this land belongs to them, when their mosques are built on top of the holy sites of other religions? Explain it to me, because it doesn’t make sense

Don't see much of EW these days

Upon the soul-crushing landscape of 2024 Britain - car parks, vape stores, kebab shops, migrant hotels, glass and steel monsters, mosques that used to be churches, parks where foreign men ply virginity from White girls in exchange for a bag of chips - the grand narrative of the 20th Century becomes clear: it was the century in which a civilisation was weaponised against the very people who created it. The civilisation was on its descent anyway, but on the journey downward its reins were seized and it was transformed into a system for transforming people into human mulch. This was an attempt to ensure that Europeans could never be powerful again - because they would no longer exist. They, not their civilisation, were the problem to be solved.

This would be achieved by placing massive numbers of non-whites in every White country, forbidding the Whites from complaining about it, encouraging the foreigners to approach White women, encouraging White women to acquiesce, and extolling the junk science of “hybrid vigour”.

>>213010443
fuck off and die you sheep shagging cunt

Why does leftypol hate white people so much?

>>213010419

>ankh tattoo
Quite good bait to be fair

>>213010445
Scrum

>>213010420
how do you even know about a small time bbc scotland actor and a shite one at that. he's also a miserable cunt irl and not in a funny way like on the show. i fucking despise him

>>213009729
Try Porkies lol

thoughts on the trim?

Bradshaw just kicked out of the Vader Bomb what a joke

In 1933, the German historian Oswald Spengler wrote: “All Communist systems in the West are in fact derived from Christian theological thought… Christianity is the grandmother of Bolshevism.” This alone makes Christianity one of the most destructive forces in world history, a force so radioactive it destroys everything within its immediate vicinity. But how is this even possible?

Equality is such a fundamental aspect of the church’s kerygma that if it were removed the entire ideological structure of Christian orthodoxy would collapse like a house of cards. The “catholicity” of the church signifies that membership in the body of Christ is open to all men, regardless of ethno-linguistic or socio-economic differences. Salvation, because it is equally available to all, means that all men possess the same innate capacity to achieve it. There is also universal equality in sinful depravity, as well as in the possession of unmerited divine grace. Jesus’ commandment to love one’s neighbor as oneself is merely the application of universalist and egalitarian principles to human social life. In the New Testament, believers are asked to serve one another, with the aim of achieving social equality within an ecclesiastical setting.

still PISSSED OFF about that tree that was cut down in Wales.

israelis think they defeated the british empire lmao

Just did a 1 wipe poo

>>213010490
timmy creps

>>213010409
in 1900 european people fucked their cousins and had every other child die of disease and 14 years later thought that killing 20 million of their own was ok and 20 years later thought that killing 70 million of their own was ok

>>213010445
Mental how once or twice a week Israel sets up an aid checkpoint, attracts several hundred desperate Gazans looking for food then just turns them into a fine red mist with a tanks shell or heavy machine gun then proceeds to claim it's an accident

Pissraelis

>>213010507
pooeng

IT'S VADER TIME

>>213010487
>he's also a miserable cunt irl
Yea this is what I gathered from seeing interviews and candid videos of him. I don't like him, I like Jack. The latter is sweet and cuddly.

>>213010513
and that was still better than today

>>213010513
>in 1900 european people fucked their cousins and had every other child die of disease
Wrong.
>14 years later thought that killing 20 million of their own was ok and 20 years later thought that killing 70 million of their own was ok
WW1 was a catastrophic mistake.
WW2 was orchestrated by you know who.

>>213010513
have your people invented the wheel yet, lil nigga?

breaking the ice with my new flatmates during freshers week by drinking and playing songs of phrase and cracking the fuck up

>>213010513
i always thought ww1 had the higher death toll. isnt that why its the great one

Anyone in Scotland

>>213010527
mad
>>213010529
mental

>>213010513
could be worse mate the rest of the world is still doing that today

>>213010517
Jay Dyer doesn't support Israel or the Moslems and he said that both of them are bad but he said that we should pray for the Christians in Gaza and Lebanon who are sufferi g.

>>213010503
they defeated everybody

>>213010573
you're always posting these slop videos

>>213010405
Done em

>>213010503
they did

>>213010517
Yeah it's based

>>213010507
All poos are one wipe poos if you don’t give a shit about having a nasty ass.

are any of you cap wearers? feels ridiculous to wear a hat

>>213010582
>pray for them
>but don't do anything
he's pro israel

>>213009998
He was the singer for the undertones, now campaigns on water environment stuff
>>213010009
>be water company
>borrow money
>do NOT invest it in infrastructure or use it for maintenance
>use borrowings to pay out dividends (£83bn of them) to shareholders in order to attract more 'investment' from shareholders
>pay selves millions per year
>make loss
>borrow more money and continue the cycle
>lose ~20% of water through leaks
>deal with lack of proper infrastructure by allowing sewage to leak out wherever
>eventually OFWAT fines you
>raise prices to pay off fine
>come to a point where you're £74bn in debt
>admit the system needs £100bn+ of investment on top of what you regularly cream out of it
>claim you would demand something similar in compensation were it to be nationalised

Bradshaw won which is interesting since he'd be a tag guy for another decade. D'Lo v Gangrel next quite boring

>>213010419
i expect other non-self-hating white people to take them seriously, don't care what browns and blacks think or want, they should seek pity from other neighboring browns
expecting whites (7% of the world's population) to be the father and caretaker of all mankind is sort of condescending to your fellow browns is it not?

>>213010582
Why? What do I have in common with a middle Eastenrer just because they happen to be Christian.

Also notice how chuds don't apply muh fellow christian logics to the several million sub saharan christians on earth

pissraelis and poolestinians

best lil Jimmy cud do

>>213010517
This just shows what Nietzscheans say about Judaism and Christianity.

Jews fully practice Old Testament exterminationism while Whites are held back by Christian and secular Christian ethics, that is called liberalism and Marxism.

>>213010507
Go back in the bathroom you nasty faggot

leftypol crying and shitting himself over muslims that would behead him for being a homosexual infidel

>>213010615
No he isn't and he criticized Zionism and he said that Zionism is part of the globalist Madonic agenda.

life as a woman:
>use facial cleanser
>dye hair blonde
>do lower body workouts while eating at surplus
>continue until body is slimthick
>live life on easy mode forever
Life as a man:
>be born at least average with at least an average dick
>don’t miss a single developmental stage, if you miss a single social stage you are doomed
>do full body workouts forever, you cannot ever stop or ease off, you also must spend a lot of money and time eating perfectly right
>use drugs to keep your hair if it starts falling off
>make at least median income, if not find a woman who won’t leave you after years of manipulation
>have social circle that often participates in social activities
Yeah, I’d rather have been born a woman, but nowadays I get called a tranny for it

>>213010321
Chinese have higher IQ but whatever

>>213010669
got served by a tranny at b&m today

can guarantee not a single palestinian shed a tear when I stubbed my toe this morning
fuck them all

>>213010678
No they don't idiot

>>213010669
look this is you rn

Been searching yaha sinwar’s twitter posts. He never posted about the trans genocide occuring on terf island. Says it all really

>>213010710
Masonic

>>213010732
Who?

Any hedgehog, pig, owl, bear or fox webms going?

>>213009509
I hyperfixate on both, sensibly, that is, a normal fixation, insofar as disliking that the sovereignty of the people's will might be handicapped or limited by the workings of a sinister cabal minority or some larger ethnogroup intent on digesting them whole. I have a PhD in Wogology.

>>213010695
my mate malik said he felt a disturbance in the ummah and wept for you actually

>>213010728
*tips fedora*

Secular Jewish Hapa kids educated at ancient British institutions (like International Schools in Singapore) are the future of the elite.

wish I had a maid or something
coming back home after toil to an unmade bed, a messy room, unwashed dishes, and no warm food waiting to be shoved down my gullet is miserable

Feeling very fashy

>>213010507
fucking love these, am jealous lad

>>213010786
From the webm thought this was an Indian lady pooing on the camera while looking back at it

>>213009942
cant help it

>>213010786
>Peopa pig

Imagine your parents naming you like that lol

Oh yeah lets just disregard what rorke says because he made a spelling mistake
Utter cunts

finally a big match

>>213010786
Reminds me of a girl I shagged in uni. haha

>>213010831
thumbnail*

>>213010849
Wankers aren't they

12 (you)s this thread

>>213010890
heres to 13

>>213010848
Kek just saw one of these bastards rooting around my yard

Id like you to meet my son: Isanigger Dickinson

>>213010848
bears just a big dog really int they

>>213010850
Ken's gonna fucking SNAP on those fuckers

>>213010930
>>213010930

>>213010848
Let him in!

>>213010902
corr blimey cheers mucker

>>213010797
easy fix: quit being a slob

>>213010797
Anon this might sound insane but if you simply don't fuck literally everything up every time you do something its quite easy to keep things clean
"mountain of dishes"
just wash your plate it takes 10 seconds
"unmade bed"
sleep on the floor what are you a woman
"no warm food"
strap raw meat to the inside of your thighs and slow cook them with body heat and friction....

its like your not even trying ......