Biscuits and gravy edition

>>212931369 (OP)
Yanks will be befuddled by this

offta shops for the drinks and scran
not getting anyone nout so dont ask

Ummm

Right or Left?

>>212931419
*pinches a can and some crisps when you come back*

booked 5 days off toil and I'm still miserable and don't want to do anything

do you think I have the d'pression?

>>212931429
right

>>212931436
yeh

>>212931429
Well it’s the left, obviously.

dont get why retarded virgins on here are so obsessed with the black male/white female pairing
white male/black female is clearly the most bvsed and faustian

Do you reckon some people are born with bad genetic mutations which curse them to a shitty life?

Surely this must be true, it's just a consequence of evolution.

>>212931409
yes because it's disgusting

>>212931465
it's one singular poster (quentin)

>>212931466
born with the opposite me, I'm an Englishman you see, still fucked it up

>>212931369 (OP)
Sovl.....

>>212931429
Are both trannies?

tl:dr big black arse in my face NOW NOW NOW NOW

>>212931469
It’s your cuisine mate

I wish my area would get gentrified. I live in a shithole town but next to a decent more youthful city which is getting more expensive.
My town is ripe for cheap affordable investment and it would make me feel less shit about living here.
Currently it's poor with poor people but not in a cool way. It is also has an older demographic

>>212931536
Is that a man or a woman or a child?

>>212931524
get them housed

something aggressively peng about broccoli

any good p0rnstars with self harm scars?

>>212931497
Wide range of Englishmen though. Some will be born with worse genes than others.

>>212931369 (OP)
*pukes*

>>212931558
they/them biological female at a glance

>>212931558
it's greta

utilising the power of gin and tonic to heal the bones

>>212931536
thought the police were overstretched

but they can send endless pigs to arrest boomers holding signs

>>212931564
Cooked right with a little bit of lemon, salt n pepper. Perfect.

>>212931521
Cookies aren't biscuits, Percival

>>212931521
no it isn't

>>212931619
Yes they are, cookies are a type of biscuit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HyS80Uf9a8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HyS80Uf9a8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HyS80Uf9a8
anyone at section. atm?
wish i was cool enough for an inv
know the eaact sorta people who will be there tho and they are mostly lames

>>212931573
why are you like this?

going out later

found a really fun tiktok but the guy is black so l wont share it here

>>212931608
need to crush those opposition rebels

>>212931429
I don't really like either, but I'm more of a face person. One is quite big and the other is very small. They both look unhealthy.
If I were forced to pick then I'd go for left because she looks a bit more 'built for it'.

>>212931663
very gay post

>>212931654
only to sit on your phone with /brit/ open im sure

>>212931654
Can i come?

Going to the shop, want out?

I wish I didn't buy my first house

nearly beer o clock

You only get 30,000 to 35,000 orgasms in your whole life before your knob stops working.
Use them wisely.

>>212931677
Yeah? I's gay to want a girl who's built for my BBC? Shut the fuck up.

>>212931689
pop chippy and get me some chips yeah ta x

>>212931698
why's that?

one trillion niggers

>>212931705
that's more than 200 years worth tho

>>212931715
housed fed and wanked?

>>212931715
katy: where? where??

>>212931705
is this true can someone confirm

>>212931689
Yeah can you get me a fucking job please, thanks

>>212931735
How so

>>212931711
Don't like living on a main road
Don't like living in a terrace
Don't like the area I live in
I prefer the area I rented in

Got kicked out of Smyths toy

>>212931601
you the lad whose leg's broken

>>212931457
>>212931464
>>212931502
>>212931663
>>212931677
Most men are gay, right is Hunter (tranny) while left is a woman

>>212931632
You poor fool, no they are not.
These are biscuits. Cookies are cookies.

black wife 2025

Another march for Palestine in Edinburgh today. Guess they're just doing it every weekend now.

>>212931773
did you know the house was in a terrace on a main road in an area you don't like before you bought the house?

The 5.1 inch white BBC

feel like SHIT

>>212931792
Well clearly I'm not.

>>212931787
ye. working hard at drinking it better.

>>212931769
why stoop so low becoming a toiler has easily been one of the worst decision i have taken in my entire life

>>212931798
Learn English. Protip: English comes from England

Can't imagine giving any yank this much attention. Bit sad really.

yank niggas gay as hell talkin bout “mommy can i have a cookie?”

Americans be like “all rook same”

>>212931735
You only cum once every 2 days?

>The best TV shows of 2024-25
any you seen and would recommend lads?

>>212931875
...yh
you don't?

>>212931878
no

>>212931871
right well

>>212931878
>dying for sex
>clicked on
oh no no no

>>212931705
old wives tale

>>212931878
All shite

>>212931871

Is Starmer literally Hitler?

>>212931878
Erm, where is Fire Force

>>212931912
how could I not click on that
The plot is that some FEMALE is diagnosed with terminal cancer, realises she's never had an orgasm in her life, so becomes a complete whore for 10 hours of television

>>212931806
So actually I take it back, the area is an ok part of a shit town. It's the shit town that I don't like.

I knew it was a terrace and on a main road. Each time I viewed it, it just happened to quiet.
Now that I'm living here, it is annoying even though its only a 30mph road

A terrace is the only thing I can afford

>>212931941
what the hell is that thing?

>>212931941
ewwwwwww is that boogers

>>212931941
does this rly turn men on

just watched a youtube vid of a tatooed australian retard try to climb mt everest in shorts

>>212931917
yeah remember my nan telling me that one when I kept speedwanking in her loft during summer holidays

>>212931705
Mental how I'm so much of a shagger I've almost used all my mines up by the time I am 43.

>>212931941
fannys are so grim

Wish i lived in an american hoa

>>212931978
this
honestly
i'm super straight but i cant have sex with a woman cos it's so ugly

DARLING HOLD MY HANDS!!!
.
.
.
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday. And right now, you can save 50 Pounds! Per person!
That's 200 Pounds off for a family of 4 ;)

>>212931960
this is the type of shit we do while you lot scoot your spherical selves around walmart buying industrial size drums of high fructose corn syrup

>>212931996
said no one ever

>>212931943
based

>>212932010
yes lad get the fucking yaoi posted

>>212932027
corrrrr LOVE IT

>>212932010
Gross! Should have posted Tamaki

Hipster era Alexa Chung for me

Me and exgfberg used to count the number of times we shagged. I used to say things like "remember number 11 that was really good" and shed smile and nod. We only got up to number 22 though.

>>212932004
didnt know they sold drums now ill go this evening to get a few

>>212931948
bought my first flat under a flight path. planes weren't going over when i viewed it so i didn't realise. moved in and got woken up at 4am when they started making the windows rattle. spent 3 months getting fuck all sleep and wondering what i'd done. put triple glazing in eventually. couldn't open the windows at night in summer.

>>212932027
too big

One day brits will get over their generational ass pain from 1776
One day

always like pornstars who are in the industry for years and never get tattoos (or minimal ones at best), never get plastic surgery etc.
not many of them but they're around
Kylie Quinn, Apolonia Lapiedra, Andi Rose, and Alice March come to mind

>>212931947
why does a shite sex-based dramedy need a bakers dozen of exec producers

>>212932092
Oh right

>>212932069
good lad

>>212932078
is that a lager?

>>212931862
Viennese are the best

>>212932078
i've never heard any brits bring up 1776 it's 100% us

>>212932092
love porn, love wanking. Couldn't name a single porn star or point out a favourite artists work or catalog because I'm not a fucking loser FREAK

Imagine spending hundreds of thousands of pounds and not even being bothered to check for things that would annoy you when you move in. How can anyone be that fucking stupid lmao

>>212931429
Right is literally a monkey mate.

Wonder what happened to the lad who would post about The Sopranos

>>212932133
Yeah don't believe that for a second

>>212932078
The OP is nothing to do with 1776, it's just making a joke about how we use language differently. Lighten up you stupid cunt.

>>212932014
:3

crushing giant chickpea sized tonsil stones into a paste and spreading it on my toast every morning

lots of scary teenagers about lads

where's this storm then

lots of sexy teenagers about lads

>>212932142
Houses on my main road range from £150k to £400k to even massive 700-800k homes. It can't have been that bad if people are willing to spend so much money on a main road. I don't know what they are doing, I must be doing something wrong even though I have double glazing

>>212932192
up my arse

>>212932192
um very soon mate, promise, in fact its inevitable, climate change causes extreme weather like all of these storms we never have

yanks eating unsweetened scones with lumpy bechamel

l destroyed something beautiful

>>212932201
fucking MENTAL what they're wearing, was up co-op today and a few came in with their fuddy boomer parents, ass cheeks clapping about like.

knitting the bones with a can of spicy margarita that mum left round at mine

>>212932234
i like cheesy scones

shoving a dozen hex bugs up my arse and letting them crawl around my intestines like ants in a colony

>>212932222
>Houses
>£150k
corr is it 1996 again?

>>212932145
Very Observant. The sacred and propane

You know those big bin things they have for donating clothes?
For some reason I thought you put clothes in and they send it to people who need clothes.
Not what happens at all. They bundle it all up and sell it off to people by weight. Second hand stores or online sellers or whatever for them to resell. Then they use the money the resellers paid for whatever charity stuff they’re doing. Minus all the charity workers wages.
Feels a bit weird really. My clothes aren’t going to help people keep warm. They’re being bought by someone just like me somewhere else in the country.

>>212932192

>>212931792
>man takes hormones from child birth and photo of them is taken hiding their adams apple and male features
>you're gay for liking it!

women

>>212932264
careful thats how chatgpt started

>>212932283
source for this image?

i’m screaming i’m scared i’m so scared i’m going to die

>>212932299
they're satellite images

>>212932244
wish I could walk about with my arse hanging out like that but it's not socially acceptable for a male to do so you see

>>212932270
>is it 1996 again?
No ;_;

>>212932222
where do you live? my 2 bed house was 500k.

Mousey loved you lot. But you pushed him away

>>212932304
you're probably going to die mate

>>212932304
kek this is me after one hit of weed

>>212932299
The weather forecast mate

>>212932316
why not? benders do it in front of kids at pride every year

A text to your mother would make her day

zoomer girl at toil wears leggings that are really tight on the arse, apparently it's a really popular thing for zoomer girls to wear.
It's not fair. When I was a young teen girls looked like shit. Now girls seem to have their tits and arses out and work out

Posting a photoshopped picture of a tranny and getting straight men to admit liking it isn't the "gotcha" you think it is.

>>212932281
Look up 2nd hand clothes markets in Africa

>>212932324
i loved him more than any of you
i still dream of flying him out to my mountain chalet in the poowongian alps

450k for the 2 bed council house I grew up in, it the opposite of lush

>>212932344
well my mother's dead so back off yeah

>>212932344
haven't spoken to my mother since tony blair was prime minister

keep Islam out of Europe

>>212932299
It came to me in a dream

>>212932355
ahahaha look at this dickhead who unknowingly said he’d shag the tranny looooool bender

parents playing Monopoly l'm staying in my room

>>212932281
the one near my house is a flytipping site, absolutely awful to see
anyway, well done for donating your used clothes lad

my 2 up 2 down terraced house cost 210k 2 years ago but is now apparently worth about 300k

Thanks to this post, Europe is saved.

>>212932344
bet it would, evil cunt

So that's another Summer wasted... but I won't waste Autumn and Winter. No, my Autumn and Winter will be the comfiest, cosiest, brown leafiest time. Knitted jumper with corduroy trousers sipping on cinnamon tea with a light drizzle and grey skies. Sitting in front of the fireplace after trekking through the Lake District on a snowy day. Perhaps evening pints of real ale in a pub with a gf... I don't know, I don't know... and the best part is I can get a head start by preparing NOW! I will finish strong this year. There's no way I can fail.

Craig Charles Funk and Soul Show on soon so. We can listen to that

>>212931436
This was me this past week. All 5 days merged into 1.

>>212932378
t. king of spain 1000 years ago

>>212932370
>my mother's dead

>Earned 8k on my stocks the last 12 months
>felt pretty good about myself
>if I had put everything into Gold instead I'd have earned three times that amount (it appreciated by 33%)

that's bloody grim
/biz/ told me investing in rare metals was old man onsense
I should have never listened to them
they have STOLEN 12k from me

>>212932395
Find this arousing?

>>212932350
young teens walking around with see through leggings that hug right up their arse cracks and their camel toes but apparently it's men who are the perverts for simply looking

I am Scottish and I wouldn't say I was British and in honesty cringe at the union jack. I also voted no for independence though because I think collaboration is better than isolation. That said, if i had known Brexit would be a thing 2 years later i would have voted differently.

For me the Union Jack has come to represent the right and far right. For decades it's been used by these groups and it's come to the point that when I see it, that's what I think of.

There is a huge political divide between Scotland and England, England is right leaning and especially over the last 10 years getting more and more right wing. Scotland tends to lean left with more social policies. As a result the term British which lumps us all together feels more uncomfortable.

I must admit the last decade of conservative government and the blatant corruption made me wonder if my position on collaboration is too idealistic and the reality may be we are just too different. I don't understand how people can still support those kinds of people ,such as Reform, yet they are doing well.

So I suppose, tldr, it's a feeling that we are on opposite ends of politics and dont want associated with English right wing.

nary

>>212932418
give up mate
best start planning for spring x

>>212932358
Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
>Kantamanto Market, located in Accra, Ghana, is one of the world's largest markets for secondhand clothing, often referred to as "obroni wawu" (meaning "dead white man's clothes").
Bit rude them calling it that. Not giving those bastards another sock after learning this.

>>212932350
>When I was a young teen girls looked like shit
horseshit when i was younger girls were just as slutty
school trousers with the thong sticking out, miniskirts, etc

>>212932440
yeah ofcom this poster right here, girl isnt actually of age

>>212931521
Biscuits and gravy is not yank cuisine

>>212932440
Zamn

>>212931429

Why do you lot constantly go on about teenage girls? It's a bit weird.

>>212932490
well, which one is it rorke?

>>212932443
>young teens walking around with see through leggings that hug right up their arse cracks and their camel toes
:)

>>212932487
i have no idea why brits are thinking this

>>212932078
most brits couldn't tell you what happened in 1776

>>212932500
>teenage girls
:)

our emily

the runts entering a new /brit/

>>212932575
all me, even the ones I don't know (mtg)

>>212932575
>ArguingOnline

>>212932350
>>212932443
It's cyclical they were all doing it round the millennium. 10 years they'll be wearing knitted onesies or something.

>>212932575
>collecting Funkopops is more attractive to women than going clubbing and smoking weed
I call bullshit

>>212932470
>Make some money
>Buy some outfits
>Buy an Autumn fragrance
>Buy some candles
>Find an Autumn ale
>Learn to drive
>Learn social skills
Hmm, I just checked and I only have 64 days to get accomplish all this before Autumn..

>>212932584
newnham sex tummy

>>212932594
guessing it's magic the gathering (gay card game)

failed my first driving test 6 years ago today
still pains me
i eventually passed second time in 2023 after giving up for years

>>212931465
Its a group of autistic cucks trying to sow discord
Its been happening since 2016 because of le Donald Trump or some retarded tranny shit reasoning
Mentally ill ideologists like to ruin things

>>212932589
love bunda races

>>212932609
^ obvious incel post ^

>>212932637
well done pal x

storm just hit falmouth

not my fault they're in their prime between the age of 14-18 is it

>>212932575
>72.6% chance of me finding a girlfriend
Get in lads! It’s not over yet!

watching cooking programmes with delicious looking elaborate food. shall be microwaving a tesco curry for din dins.

>>212932616
They were asked about potential partners. No woman wants someone who is likely to cheat as a partner.

mad how crypto is still so valuable. it's a blatant ponzi-scheme with ZERO long-term viability as a currency, and yet bitcoin seems to hit a record high every single year

nother banger from Ngubu

>>212932676
it's great for money launder

remember when nonce posting was subtle

Officer Bradley needed in this thread

putting all my eggs in one basket

>At least 27 dead including eight children as tourist boat capsizes in stormy weather in Vietnam's Ha Long Bay

Here is how you get a gf

>>212932643
nations throughout the world uniting to support italy

>>212932663
just saw a cronem getting taken away in a tornado

telling the cat i love her and i'll never leave her while she licks my arm

>>212932714
all me

>>212932575
But women do loads of cosplay. This list is a load of bollocks

>>212932715
apparently 500 million people saw her arse

>>212932714
Bollocks though isn't it. They just want someone who is successful. They don't care whether that guy reads or plays music.

>>212932749
>women do loads of cosplay
you need to leave the internet and stop play video games once in a while

>>212932739
she can't understand you

>>212932766
incel post, i'm afraid. grow up, gain a clue, and have sex.

*moves to Geneva*

>>212932777
And you don’t understand yourself. Who are you to judge?

WELL WELL WELL

KS3 girls swimming gala :)

>>212932766
>>212932791
both of these men have never seen a vagina

I'm vegan but I've decided to eat a whole chicken today to own the libs

>>212932769

>>212932824
hmm strange that, given i have one ;)

we ain't goin' to heaven

>>212932815
still fondly remember the KS2 mixed swimming gala :)

*ages well*

Genuinely if you think women are generally into cosplay you are a terminally online dweeb.

>>212932848
Just because you’ve shaved your arsehole and put on your sisters knickers does not make it a vagina. We’ve been through this before mate.

>>212931369 (OP)
French films be like
>« Le viol d'une jeune élève de CE2 » par l'association parisienne des films de violeurs d'enfants

>>212932872
*drinks you*

>>212932872
stay goated

mad how fit they are though

>>212932714
never seen a woman read anything that wasn't popular romantic trash

>>212932715
>>212932753
all i wanted was that fucking cheese girl

Chicago town IN the air fryer

>>212932872
Mad how its mostly genetics

lads, I've got the feeling that if I did actually move to Geneva none of you would care

Drinking/eating my own vomit.

>>212932927
sorry you hang out with human trash

>>212932714
do half of these but still 35 year old incel ol

>>212932883
Have you ever been to a convention. Or posted in /cgl/

>>212932932
Uh, Chi-Town, stand up

where da crodies at

raspberries >>> strawberries

>>212932932
>>212932984

Women say they want one thing but really want something else. Of course none of you incels have learnt this.

>>212932981
you just proved my point

chemist didn't even had a nail brush i'm sick of this woke world

>>212932474
There are documentaries on YouTube about it. It also destroys all of their local garment and fashion industry.

Plus all the unwearable clothes just end up getting dumped in massive landfill sites polluting the land

>>212933003
I am a blackberry type a nigga

>>212933001
Timmy on T

>>212933001
crying in the gherkin while katy girl gets fucked by joe biden in the white house
nun they cud do against the presidential rizz

legalise all drugs

>>212933026
But lots of girls are their THOUGH

Haven’t eaten a piece of fruit in well over a year. Perfectly healthy with no issues. Reckon it’s all a big psyop by big fruit to get you to buy more fruit.

>>212933042
Biden only fucks Keishas which the cronems do not want. He's a white Irish n*gger after all

>>212933065
based /creep/ enjoyer

>>212933037
was not one of the options i provided you

Utterly mental how life is literally like a game of cards
You just get the cards you were given and some people get good hands and some people get okay ones and some people get utterly fucked up

>>212933061
Short kings our response?

>>212933069
Enjoy your scurvy mate

>>212933069
if you eat vegetables you should be okay
if you're young, you won't see the effects until you're 40

>>212932350
bollocks, the ones round here wear baggy jeans

turning on a blender and squatting towards it until it paints the entire kitchen red with blood and shredded bollock viscera

>>212933061
ktim

WE WERE BORN TO GO

>>212932350
>>212932477
For me it was all grody looking chavs.

>>212933069
Why not? Fruit tastes nice and is a healthier way to get a sugar kick
I had a banana from M&S yesterday that tasted so fresh and peng
What about vegetables, do you eat those?

Rorke’s mum putting him on the ropes by purposely hoovering loudly by his bedroom door to wake him up

>>212933116

>>212933086
Doesnt sound like my problem mate

*Liam Gallagher Voice*

D'you know what I mean?

>>212933080
biden fucks all the young katies, the -4s are his favourite
after all, the irish were the original blacks, the cronem can't compete

Time to tune into TLDR News.

The YOOKAY regime is an illegitimate, jewish capitalist, ethnically hostile, occupying force that is currently facilitating the total ethnic replacement of the indigenous population in favour of a shapeless mass of brown serfs, ruled over by a totalitarian surveillance state.

>>212932500
they haven't been dug out

>>212933065
fucking freak (however the one on the left has a 10/10 body holy shit)

>>212933102
>>212933133
Yeah eat loads of vegetables. Go through several stalks of broccoli a week

mad how women only care about personality

Brickzilla (born 1971) fucks white girl (born 2006)
It gets messy

>>212933187
kill hyourself you bald cunt

Im having cheese sandwich, an invention of mine

>>212933069
good lad

>>212933037
Mad how the vast majority of yanks have never tasted a blackcurrant

>>212933149
Biden a n*gger (brain) without the bbc
His luh swc stalk bout 4 inches

>>212933168
>10/10
In what world. My body's like that and even my arse is bigger

BREAKING NEWS: the mack may return

Need a gooner gf to engage in extremely sexually deviant activities with

>>212933233
>>212933233
>>212933233

Rorke getting peripheral neuropathy from his B6 supplements

UK looks like America now with its strange mix of races

>>212933218
LOL!
the katies can't resist it, he's the president
they do whatever he wants, meanwhile the cronem have to cook up biden's dinner and clean the cum off the white house floors

>>212932769
He's right

>t. cosplayer

>>212932714
why did you post the fake version?