evil manlet edition

britain has.... fallen?

>>212807816
when i was young i used to dream about raising my kids with classmates
in my head we lived together, and there was no neeed for a woman. odd that

My genuine game collection. Other than Star Wars Battlefront 2 I bought at car boot sale for 50p a few weeks back

think ive had a panic attack earlier
not good

Ktim

fear i'm being driven insane by my inceldom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnYy6OIQl9U

getting the ps3 out of storage at the weekend
getting lbp, cod 4, gta iv on it
the classics

>>212807881
You alri?

America mogs this shithole so bad, they have different eco systems in America imagine driving to Wales and it’s a different eco system and the same when u go to Scotland

>>212807885
now post them irl

Thoughts?

>>212807904
not really x

brit trying to make a new

My PS3 has the yellow light of death ;__;

>>212807873
rome total war
now THAT was a computer game

>>212807914

>>212807886
not a very good representation of being shot in the head
should've watched a few liveleak videos

LBP is dead as a series, it pains me to say that but it's true.

>>212807894
LBP is sooo last thread

Leave you lot alone for 20 minutes to read my book and you don’t even get a new make until 350. What are you like?

>>212807873
>Neverwinter Nights
holy oldfag batman

>>212807885
Kek this is me *does my trans rights attack helicopter propeller dance*

none of my family speak to each other, my brown friends are always baffled by this fact as they are constantly phoning their mums to check in

>>212807873
>eye toy
made my dad take me to asda to look for a cd with kung fu fighting on it so I could listen to it for the game where you fight off all the ninjas jumping at you

>>212807948
haha we're a bunch of wasters aren't we

>>212807934
would bounce on it

Howling at sam hyde getting mugged off by the policeman from dumb and dumber

>>212807934
explain why he is a woman without referring to sexist stereotypes

>>212807958
Only speak to my brother me

>>212807934
she finna be leading the aryans

>>212807974
did you see blockhead joe bernstein actually does write for the new york times now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9w7A39Ggz0

https://youtu.be/OcVFFpaVfck

New album by Purity Ring is going to be lush

>>212807934
I'd poison my entire family and kill them just to shag that

>>212808015
Calm down

got sent fucking flying in Boots today trying to buy condoms

>>212808007
Do you have Timothy James Byrne singing Let It Be????

It's gone from YouTube and I need it

>going to the pub or club alone

just a completely bonkers off the wall idea really.

>>212808015
Bit gay

>>212808039
go on lad what happened?
i order mine online haha

>>212808039
poshie on the cards?

they need to shut /brit/ down before "biomass" goes mainstream

>>212808039
ultra slims were they x

>>212808047
>he didn't get the vinyl release
BUY PHYSICAL MEDIA

>90 Day Fiance star's baby dies after 'he slapped his wife while she was holding their child'

>If you have blue balls, the symptoms usually resolve on their own within one or several hours without treatment.
>If the pain persists, the go-to remedy for blue balls is masturbation to the point of orgasm.
>Ejaculation releases built-up fluid, causing epididymal pressure to ease.
see I have a medical reason to wank

What do you reckon he said?

Boriswave Biomass (TM)

>>212808050
pub? yes acceptable
club? dont do it

>>212808039
they don't make condoms small enough for my cock
it's simply not economical

>>212808079
Sad arse

>>212808096
>yes acceptable
not really, unless it's one of those sad alcoholic pubs but there aren't many of them around

>>212808085
theres lots of indians on that show
probably called one a paki

>>212808079
corr sex arse

>>212808105
errr

>>212808120
I'd have a go on it

>>212808105
Not even close to being allowed

>>212808085
something innocuous like paki
if he dropped a hard r that would've been out long before

>>212807873
was gonna criticize the fifa games then i remembered i had madden games

>>212808085
>This beef roulade looks like a pakis arsehole

>>212807917
*hugs*
It's alright, your anxiety is subsiding and you're feeling warm and loved.

Vgh
American food

>>212808078
It's genuinely so sad how incapable he's become. Where's his family????

Like for being a schizo who's posted his cock ejaculating, he's never mentioned a brother visiting or anything. And yet he kind of was doing okay until he decided he wanted to die in hospital watching golf.

>>212808119
sounds like a gap in the market. a very small gap

aff tae bed

weather looking lushingtons tomozza

23, cloud and sun, rained loads today so plants will be blooming, lush as x

>>212808129
you'd get a few looks going alone but i bet if you became a regular at a pub for a while you'd find a group to drink with
cant fathom going clubbing alone

>>212808184

>>212808059
she asked me to move the hair from my face then asked me in a patronising voice if i knew what they were like im some giant oversized harvey price mongo counting pocket money from my purse without a handler (when actually my intellect is pretty normal)

He’s based

>>212808184
bye bitch

>>212808187
lawns been looking good with a bit of rain
very green
hedges want doing though

>>212808203
you hot? maybe she wanted the dick

>>212808223
Why do I feel horny

Mental how 'gender identity' it literally just old fashioned sexist stereotypes for the modern era.

Made breakfast sandwich
>>212808184
G'night britany

>>212808210
alri literal millionaire

Mumberg bought a venus flytrap, which she's now forcing ME to take care of. Can't be arsed.

>>212807885
cope

>>212808184
you are a MAN, a MAAAAN

>>212808245
not a millionaire but i have a net worth of about 200k

>>212808207
>>212808243
nini x

>>212808174
>Tovali was established in 1937, the name deriving from the Towy Valley where the historically important town of Carmarthen in rural West Wales is situated

just did a cute fart

>>212808266
with a tight little fanny on him *licks lips*

there's a girl at toil whos backstory breaks my heart. she's a very nice girl, and she's very intelligent too, but she dropped out of school after both her parents died and she hasn't got *any* qualifications. she use to play clarinet and made it to Grade 8 and apparently she loved maths. just today she was telling me that when she was younger she wanted to be a quantum physicist. Now she's 20 and thinks it's too late for her to turn things around - and that she'll be stuck in the minimum wage rut forever. quite heart-breaking how things panned out for her, it seemed like she was on course for great things at one point.

>>212808085
biomass

>>212808230
no im getting dangerously close to this

>>212808284
>Searching for posts with the image hash ‘NGrs7QHz16Gvoj3yvgD0IQ==’. 52 results found.

my gf takes legal speed

>>212808305
guess you want to nut in her

>>212808305
ever shag her in the arse?

>>212808223
gay

>>212808313
You're just a dirty dog In heat tryna my to go to the bone zone

>>212808151
>paki
that or chinky. slips out so easy when talking about going for a """Chinese""" - as leftypol would say.

>>212808305
20 is never too late. I only started uni at 22. did it part time while working so didnt have to take any loans. she must have grandparents or something

>>212808305
this girl is quite literally me minus the parents dying sort of thing
haven't got a tragic backstory just a lazy mong lol

>>212808346
?? x

the gammons in barrow-in-furness are forming paki&nigger bashing gangs because they’ve been chasing women at night

>>212808305
i got into uni at 21 without doing year 11 or 12 surely theres a way in the UK

>>212808346
>>212808377
ummy

>>212808305
you can save her rorke

>>212808305
>she's 20 and thinks it's too late for her to turn things around
Sounds like she’s retarded if I’m being honest mate. Student finance will give a loan to anyone with a pulse and you can get some a-levels to get accepted at uni at night classes. A lot of which are free.

>>212808397
>you can get some a-levels
how do you get a-levels

phone addictions in females has reached critical mass

Trans identified at age 11, puberty blockers at 13, testosterone at 14 and double mastectomy at 15.
Detransitioned and diagnosed autistic at age 16

>>212808377
Things are about to git ruff partner now wow wow wow yippie yo yeppy yay marry Christmas on earth motherfucker

>>212808416
pay an escort extra

>>212808385
racist bastards, get the police cracking their skulls and their daughters sold to the local masjid PRONTO

>>212808427
Could not give less of a fuck honestly
Not my problem

>>212808341
won't lie to you - yes.

>>212808371
>>212808397
she has no GCSEs, she was saying that even to become something basic she'd have to return to school/education for 7 years.

>>212808385
this is needed everywhere

>>212808428
huh??

>>212808416
i did maths a level at 20 or 21 after i fucked things up. personally i taught myself cause it was only the one subject, and paid about £200 to sit the exams at some centre in a random town

>>212808416
not necessary desu. a levels are just a waiting room to let poeple mature a bit befrore uni.
most uni courses will have short courses to get people up to level

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>212808427
but leftypol told me that there were no tranny surgeries being performed on minors

my cock is thinner than 2 fingers

>>212808385
mad how leftypol sides with the strange foreign men against the small english girls and will call you a bigot if you don't also

>>212808459
>spend 6 years catching up on A-levels and GCSE's
>spend 3 years at uni
honestly starting a good career at 30 isnt bad at all, better than most, especially if she learns a good STEM subject shes be well ahead of 80% of people still

>>212808493
Rorke told me 14 year olds aren’t minors and are prime breeding material

hilarious proxy spamming

Got the album signed

>>212808516
No I didn't I said 12

>>212808459
And??? 27 is nothing. By 33 she could be living a completely different life.

You've got to tell her this lad. I changed my entire life when I was 30 somehow

>>212808490

>>212808518
the nonce botnet was good back when it was only that one pony freak on there...

guys if i went to study at uni at 26yo is that too late? everyone here went way younger.

>>212808566
Oh just fuck off

>>212808521
Which band?
>>212808566
Never too late mate enroll as soon as possible

>64 years old and haven't even finished primary school
be honest lads, have I got a chance? also a virgin btw if that matters

>>212808469
Shit. I just keep drifting. Suns too bright. Inside is too small. Stuck between worlds with gusts of winds being like zephyr. What kind of car do you drive

>>212808566
No not at all

>>212807873
>neverwinter nights
Based

>>212808459
not how it works. if shes of at least average intellignece she can get 3 gcses in a year.
kids take so long because theyre kids and need everything spelled out
she could even get private tuition if she's serious about starting from gcse level

>>212808518
I don't see it

>>212808599
>kids take so long because theyre kids and need everything spelled out
dont know about this lass but i was much smarter as a kid than i am now

>>212808566
there was a couple mid to late 30s on my course and no one paid them any mind
they weren't singled out or anything they were just mainly ignored/treat like anyone else

Let’s change the world this summer

>>212808585
Turnover

>>212808583
:(

>>212808459
If she’s as intelligent as you think she is then she can just google whatever the a-level syllabus is for what she wants to do, learn it after work in the evenings for a year, go pay to sit the exams, then go get a loan and get a degree.
Or like the other lad said, find a course that doesn’t require any qualifications for entry.

>>212808628
Summer's practically already over

creeper
aw man

my dick is fucking tiny as shit

Twitter loves a female doctor flashing a bit of brassiere

>>212808637
You lack vision nephew

>>212808566
i had a 40 year old in my uni classe
although he had served in the army before then and was killing paddys in Ireland

>>212808652
will never trust an attractive female historian

ofcom is typing.....

New Harry Potter looks like bad cosplay.

>>212808648
mine is smaller by far

>>212808648
Would it please your mom?

Watching Kitchen Nightmares (USA) and it's fucking insane to me how bad some of the food standards are in some of these restaurants
LITERALLY mouldy food right beside a fresh food, cooked meat beside raw meat. FUCKING INSANE.

>>212808589
funny post. i laughed

>>212808678
rorke dont look at hermione rorke look at me

what's the area of tokyo where women are queued up to proposition white men

>>212808566
Had some bald fella in my maths lecturers at uni. Must have been about 50. Nobody gives a shit mate

Remember this classic

>>212808566
I went when I was 18
properly bottled it mate tbqhwy

>>212808632
>>212808599
May read up on it and pass this info a long. She seemed like she had just sort of given up on getting an education.

>>212808512
>>212808536
True, but telling someone who's just barely not a teen anymore to think about their life at 30 is a big ask. I'm 22 and don't even want to imagine what I'll be doing in 8 years time.

>>212808721
what do you mean? did you graduate? why not just go back?

Steam is fockin down

>>212808679
prove it.

>>212808615
no, you were just in education
kids spend 5-6 hours a day in class learning
even if you're thick as shit you'll pick something up

Does free will exist

I got gifted a record player and 3 Beatles records.
>Revolver
>Sgt Peppers
>Abbey Road
Which should I listen to first?

>>212808730
i didnt want to think about it either at 22, but then i just ended up doing nothing for 3 years. its good to plan for the future

>>212808749
Yeah

>>212808752
Television - Marquee Moon

>>212808736
It's Tuesday fella

>>212808752
Bin them and get the spotify on

reckon we'll all be posting here in our 60s?

>>212808752
Abbey Road is the best and the easiest to listen to, so definitely there

boobies

neeeeeeed a cute bf who loves me and tells me everything will be ok

honestly believe i could knock out 7 GCSES in a year from scratch. these things are designed for retarded 15 year olds to pass them

>>212808749
nah

>>212808730
It'll pass mate. I squandered my early twenties because I thought I'd grow up one day.

I didn't and I had to make it for myself. Now I've got a missus and a nice car and a good job and actually, deep down, wish I'd just done more drugs and raving and shagging and gaining a clue back then

Not that I hate my life now I have gained a clue, just the hindsight.

>>212808783
ok

>>212808752
All three are great but chronologically is probably best, revolver leads into peppers, big gap, then abbey road

>>212808516
>uhh yeah but what about the things this imaginary person said
Fucking moron

>The government have put all police forces on red alert, they're expecting 6 months of disorder across the whole of the UK

>>212808775
no ill be running my business and fucking my wife and driving the grandkids around

>>212808749
why did you type that post?

>>212808730
If you want actual advice then it doesn’t matter. There are very few careers nowadays where having a degree actually matters. Only things like teaching, graduate schemes or specific entry level roles for specialised industries that want you to have a 2:1 or above.
Other than that it’s just a line on your cv that says “I’m probably not a complete retard”, which you can replace with any other skill, qualification or experience.

I want you

>>212808810
The incel rising has begun

>>212808778
chibbling chubbling chebsticles

>>212808810
no they havent

>>212808775
no ill be driving my business around and running my wife over and fucking the grandkids

>>212808305
>Now she's 20 and thinks it's too late for her to turn things around - and that she'll be stuck in the minimum wage rut forever.
heh that was me. teachers told my parents id go to Oxbridge, then one of my siblings was horrifically murdered when I was 15 and I stopped going to school, never even sat GCSEs. now im 33 and make 20p above minimum.

>>212808830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

Think my mum is the most retarded cunt in the world

About 1/4 of my collection

>>212808871
you've not met me then

>>212808864
Bit silly wasn't it
Bet you feel like a bit of a twat

>>212808629
Sry never heard of them

>>212808883
But where's the Radiohead, where's the Can, where's the Godspeed, where's the fun?

>>212808864
damn, maybe its not too late, dont get stuck living in the past

>>212808883
Purity Ring and Akira, nice lad

Playing yank post bingo

>>212808883
Why is it not alphabetized? How do you find anything?

The more you ignore me the closer I get

Watched 28 Years Later.
Absolute crock of shit so it was

>>212808909
Have kid A, ok computer, amnesiac and moon shaped pool elsewhere

>>212808305
I can fix her tbqhwy

Shagged a Muslim girl for the first time tonight and properly violated her as an act of Christian aggression. Properly a shit performance on my part as I was so focused as just fucking her as rough as possible and making her demean herself calling herself a whore etc while blowing her ass out with ill intent so she has to explain to her Muslim friends and family tomorrow why she is doing the whore waddle

This is all satire of course, only a fool would believe something said on here

>>212808883
Some bangers in there. I used to buy and sell vinyl internationally, as well as anything music related like memorabilia and instruments. Was the funnest job I had really, working alone was preferable.

i also stopped going to school at 15. not because of any tragic event just was a stupid bastard

>>212808762
i dont have that record

>>212808774
no. in a few weeks when I see my uncle im going to ask him if he still has my dads old record collection and see if i can have them.

>>212808776
yeah I think Abbey Road is my favourite out of the 3, but ive never listened to them on vinyl and was thinking Revolver for Tomorrow Never Knows. Let It Be is my favourite Beatles but I don't have that yet.

>>212808799
thats wise. thats what ill do, thanks.

>End of Torode
UK leaders in headline puns always and forever

Tbf I have like £150k in the bank because I live up Norf so even on £20k a year I was saving money and now on £40k a year I seem to pay more in student loans but I'm still alright.

Tbf I only work like 30 hours a week and actually work for about 5 hours a week lel

>>212808965
imagine if he gets divorced because he did a racism

>>212808965
>extremely offensive racist term
Must be nigger surely, that's the only "extremely" offensive one

>>212808950
Some of my favorites aren’t even in there like my first pressing of holy diver (mint)

>>212808536
What did you do lad

>>212808883
Nice collection. In a few weeks when I get my dads old records that will start my collection, hopefully they are ok after 20-30 years. I'll post them here.

think i scared her off
i'm gonna be alone forever.

>>212808940
Here's my problem mate
Even within this there's no The Bends so it's like you're aware of fun existing and you go 'nah I want serious'

Rorke pooing out his arse

Haven’t done my wanikani reviews for the day. 150 of them waiting for me. Quite frankly cannot be arsed with it.

>>212809019
Sorry just like songs like pyramid song and exit music for a film that’s pure soundkino

accidentally turned the broiler on when pre-heating the oven. Smoked the fuck out of the kitchen and got the CO detector going off.
Had to go sit in my car for half an hour while the extractor fans cleared it all out

brothers gf never leaves theyve just got reality tv on all day every day

>>212808966
yeah?

Leftypol sharting cum

>>212808965
lmfao that picture of Gregg Wallace just slapped on there looking all serious with an unnatural facial expression
He was a funny greengrocer

>>212809036
>>212809052
much to think about

mad that i'm the only woman in this thread

>>212808990
Love that album and listen to it weekly. Ronnie Dio was insane to let Vivian Campbell go, as he was the real magic on those first 2 Dio albums. Has to be the best guitarist from Northern Ireland along with Gary Moore.

an Englishman, a Scotsman and a pakistani are at the maternity ward of their local hospital

they're waiting to collect their newborn sons, a doctor comes out, he says "gentlemen, i'm sorry but there's been a mixup, we don't know which baby is which"

the men decide to sort it between themselves

the Scotsman goes in first, and he comes out a minute later with what is clearly, even to the medically untrained eye, the Pakistani baby.

the Pakistani gentleman thinks so as well and he objects

the Scotsman says: "well i'm sorry pal, but one of those two in there is English, and I'm not taking any chances"

Lads any genuine advice to fix my life?

Grew up in an orphanage and messed my life up and j am now 28 with no job or qualifications and severe mental illness (I have a fixed belief that when you sleep you reset and "die" and become a new person and makes it so I can't have a routine.

If I was willing to dedicate myself to hard work and having zero life while being reasonably intelligent what should I do for the next few years if I want to build a life or atleast make money? It can't be any job with a routine due to my mental illness

>>212809057
it's to keep the reader guessing as to which one this jon torode is if they've never seen masterchef

>>212808864
Grim. My dad binned himself when I was 15 and I just cracked on

Hate when people say "don't worry about her, there's plenty more girls out there"
Well, no.
I only ever meet girls through social circles
I don't have many social circles. It's hard for me to get into more.
It's not easy to find girls my age who are gonna like me
I am allowed to grieve

>>212809061
You’re a fella in a dress. We just post here normally without needing to mention our gender for attention.

>>212809097
He ever shag you up the arse?

End of Torode that's just so good though

>>212809080
join the army and they'll fix you

>>212809061
nah EW is probably knocking around

>>212809080
dunno mate
i'm your age and i'm starting to think that it doesn't matter how smart you are, if you're mentally fucked you won't get by.

>>212809061
post fanny

scriming
https://x.com/jeremyjudkins_/status/1944894110420148723

>>212809061
corr get those chebs out for the lads

heinz mayo shits on hellmans

>>212809080
>I have a fixed belief that when you sleep you reset and "die" and become a new person and makes it so I can't have a routine.
and yet you curiously retain this exact belief in each "new life"

>>212809080
>I have a fixed belief that when you sleep you reset and "die" and become a new person
that's one schizo thought that has crossed my mind as well

>Grew up in an orphanage

>>212809110
I don't think I'm allowed as I've been sectioned numerous times and as soon as I freak out about falling asleep and trying to stay awake all the time they'll dishonourably discharge me

>>212809080
honestly get some medical help, cant really be thinking about career and money until you get this weird sleep belief sorted out

>>212809134
>not making your own
omdz

>>212808895
Bit silly yeah but I think back to 2007 and how fucked up things were and cant blame myself for how I reacted. My sister was probably the most well liked person at our school and her death was very public and after that I just couldn't go and sit in a classroom like normal. I do regret not revisiting education in my 20s. I could probably walk GCSEs if I took them today.

>>212808911
It's probably too late for an academic route but i'm quite comfortable at my low wage job.

>>212809097
Maybe you are made of stronger stuff than me. My sisters death pretty much killed my parents. A couple of months after it happened my dad beat the shit out of me and we were estranged for over a decade. Very grim times.

>>212809139
Yeah
>>212809143
I won't go into too much detail as I'm pretty sure if most people thought about it they would believe it as well and mess them up
>>212809165
It's not fixable I've tried meds

oh babe that rugged beard and those glasses are driving me wild

>>212809127
What the fuck lol

my sweet 16 is on iplayer as the old mtv series
wondering what episodes it's okay to wank over now

>>212809179
>>212809185
the both of you should start a business together
can't wait to see what you churn out

notice that midnight users are actually mentally ill abuse survivors and people dealt a rough hand, guess they come out of the cracks at night

Mad how I have to take meds twice a day to not be an absolute fucking headcase

should I get a steam deck

>>212808966
Sounds like you got it made, but I can tell you have no gf because there is no way any bird wouldn't have talked you into spending those savings on a house, nice car, holidays, eat out, etc.

>>212809217
no

>>212809208
I woke up at 9 pm today and I felt like my teeth were fallingout of my head

>>212809185
self medication? go see a real doctor lad, or a therapist. will cost some money but your situation doesnt seem sustainable

>>212809217
I got the OLED and enjoy it but it's not for everyone and I only use it docked ok!!!!

>>212809226
why I want one

>>212809168
omddezzzzzz to you too, saar

WE HAD JOY
WE HAD FUN
WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SUN
BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE THE TURBINE ENGINE UNTIL YOU WERE IN ITS FLAPS

>>212809080
>I have a fixed belief that when you sleep you reset and "die" and become a new person and makes it so I can't have a routine
Lad you haven't got much time left on this earth, make the most of it

>>212809233
Tried anything I'm just a schizo and have to deal with it, my goal now is just finding a job that can work around it so I can have a somewhat normal life

>>212809240
>I only use it docked
what
I want it because I hate playing games at a desk

>>212809217
wait a year or two until they make a new one

>>212809217
the OLED is amazing but the tech is a bit old. maybe hold off for a cheeky steam deck 2?

>>212809103
i'm not a tranny :/
>>212809122
>>212809133
men are gross

>>212809268
so get a big monitor and play on your sofa? steamdeck is shit

>>212809276
>>212809269
the new one would probably be way too expensive for me, I don't mind spending 400 quid on something I can use to play indie games and emulate

>>212809179
dont beat yourself up too much sounds like you never really had a chance from like ages 15-25, if you went education and got a degree and a good job youd be like 36, not the worst at all. im sure employers/uni staff will be very sympathetic to your story, could even help land jobs in a messed up way

WE HAD JOY
WE HAD FUN
WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SUN
BUT THAT BULGE IN YOUR PANTS MADE ME REALIZE YOU'RE A LAD

it's over for rorke

>>212809268
I use it in a dock so it is playing on a monitor via an HDMI cable and I use a bluetooth controller to do such a thing with that item what I am describing ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Might kill meself for a larf

>>212809208
/brit/ is a lot more interesting with all the nutter at 23:30pm than 11:30 with the wfh bores.

>>212809261
maybe online artist? i hear if you get good you can make decent money off fetish shit. that plus the disability benefits you can probably get could be decent

rorke laying in bed at night for 10 minutes and pretending his a cold lava lamp turning himself over left and right and lettting the blood inside of him drip over all his organs from top to bottom

>>212809303
use mine for cities skylines and stardew valley with loads of sex mods installed, you'll be fine

Been thinking about the internet.
Infinite access to the world’s knowledge, you can learn about anything. Teach yourself a language, become a programmer, access top university lectures on any subject. Literally everything.
Or you can watch any media you want. Download the latest blockbuster and watch that. Listen to some music from the 40’s. Watch a YouTube video about any subject that interests you.
Can also talk to anyone in the world. Have a video call with a bloke from Angola. Send some DM’s to a girl from Paraguay. Go online dating and meet a nice Scottish lady.
Start an online business, make money, political revolutions, cyberattacks, stock trading, online shopping, gaming.
Everything. All at our fingertips. Available for free, immediately.
Yet we choose to post about poo and willies on an anonymous forum. Odd behaviour really.

>>212809332
Not sure this has ever happened

I like early morning /brit/ with the commuter wagies and the late night NEETs who've stayed up because of fucked up sleep schedule

>>212809328
I was hoping something shorter term they I could make money doing

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>>212808966
How much are you paying?
Should have it all paid off in about 130 years. Of course they'll write it off in my 60s.

>>212809044
>Broiler
FOY

>>212809179
Sorry to hear that mate

>>212809344
Shut up mongo

rorke lying in bed and fantasising about how he'll break the news of his Euromillions jackpot win to his parents

>>212809344
its RAW, its REAL

Right well that’s too early.
Janny cut that man’s cock off.

>>212809317

I hate you

>>212809356
well i hate keeping a schedule as well and i just work warehouse wagie jobs for a few months every now and then to fuel my NEETing. you can leave them whenever you want because they are very low stakes and they hire anyone. if you do night shifts you can just put some headphones in and throw boxes around for a while.

>>212809294
Trannies love pretending they're lesbians. Yawn.

I’m a tranny (I bought a women’s jumper because it fits well and I wear it sometimes)

>>212809344
paradox of choice or something
or, err, what was it called again
if only I had some way to query this term I'm looking for to find out what it's called

>>212809402
Then don't be thick in future you fucking thick cunt. Sincerely hope you stop breathing tonight. You add nothing to society. The lone witness to your existence, your obese cunt mum, wants you dead as well. Die in your sleep.

>>212809462
Wouldn’t worry about it mate. Best just to post without thinking. No need to try and learn stuff like some sort of nonce

Gentlemen we may now legally post in this new thread
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>>212809503
yeah I do need to just think less in all hoenstly